Mock the Week- Michael Jackson Jokes

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  • čas přidán 9. 07. 2009
  • series 7 episode 1
    Frankie Boyle at his best...
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  • @Emerald007007
    @Emerald007007 Před 5 lety +1151

    with in 20 minuites of Michael Jackson death someone text my local radio station here in Ireland and the request was can you play something from the Jackson Four.

  • @br00t4lbreakdownzfuk
    @br00t4lbreakdownzfuk Před 9 lety +465

    the blood transfusion joke is one of those gems that goes pretty much unnoticed

    • @DCdabest
      @DCdabest Před 8 lety +70

      +Kit Palmer
      Skinner has some lines. Shame he never gets the laughs he deserves sometimes haha

    • @hbsblkk3842
      @hbsblkk3842 Před 7 lety +10

      vintage Brummie humour

    • @henrikhyrup3995
      @henrikhyrup3995 Před 6 lety +37

      4:50 "The dog will sense the dead weight on the lead"
      Fuck me, that's harsh - and soooo funny! :D

    • @girlsblouse7866
      @girlsblouse7866 Před 5 lety +8

      @@Duaality. Why did Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
      So he knew when he'd finished his Mars Bar.

    • @fangman21
      @fangman21 Před 3 lety +1

      I don't understand it.. Care to explain to a dummy please?

  • @ManofSteel4910
    @ManofSteel4910 Před 4 lety +90

    Just an hour or so before we learned Michael Jackson died, my best friend made a joke about him dying. So for years, we sometimes refer to him as "the man who killed Michael Jackson."

  • @dehro
    @dehro Před 9 lety +460

    Frank Skinner was on fire...

    • @Smithjones12
      @Smithjones12 Před 7 lety +4

      Micky mouse :)

    • @ljdgooners9041
      @ljdgooners9041 Před 5 lety +32

      He was! Him and Frankie owned it! Maybe give Skinner the edge!

    • @johnjames4834
      @johnjames4834 Před 5 lety +3

      thats ok he can get a skin graft from his own name

    • @jimbosayer1
      @jimbosayer1 Před 5 lety +2

      If only he was!

    • @Revolver1981
      @Revolver1981 Před 5 lety +2

      @@ljdgooners9041 No I think Frankie had the edge with the Jehovah's Witness joke lol.

  • @thomaswalsh4924
    @thomaswalsh4924 Před 5 lety +159

    As good as Frankie is, Frank Skinner was top notch here!

    • @Petrolosis
      @Petrolosis Před 5 lety +12

      Underrated guy

    • @JimmySteller
      @JimmySteller Před 3 lety +7

      Skinner’s hit or miss, but when he’s good, he’s absolutely hilarious

  • @sooline3854
    @sooline3854 Před 8 lety +586

    Frankie Boyle is my favorite panelist for this show. It really isn't Mock the Week without him.

    • @mpittard21
      @mpittard21 Před 8 lety +6

      +Soo Line I agree. THe mind on that guy is amazing. Constantly churning up new stuff

    • @EdPlays1997
      @EdPlays1997 Před 8 lety +3

      Very true. The show went completely downhill when he left.

    • @mpittard21
      @mpittard21 Před 8 lety +3

      I think some people were trying to get a petition going for him to come back to take Parsons role. But I think they need to replace Parsons with a woman, not Frankie Boyle in womens clothes

    • @EdPlays1997
      @EdPlays1997 Před 8 lety

      Matthew Pittard Why?

    • @mpittard21
      @mpittard21 Před 8 lety +2

      why a woman? I think it would reinvigorate the show. There are some damn funny Female Comedians out there.

  • @michaels1422
    @michaels1422 Před 6 lety +265

    Frank Skinner's jokes had Frankie Boyle laughing for ages apparently after the show.

    • @WakaWaka2468
      @WakaWaka2468 Před 5 lety +19

      Frankie a comedic genius. Skinners a knob

    • @gaskellr44
      @gaskellr44 Před 4 lety

      where did you hear that?

    • @gaskellr44
      @gaskellr44 Před 4 lety +1

      @Gary Anderton cheers, ye ive got it so i'll listen or read it as I cant rem what format I have it in?

    • @darudesandstrom1067
      @darudesandstrom1067 Před 3 lety +2

      @@gaskellr44 think it was in his auto biography

    • @mdg1867
      @mdg1867 Před 2 lety +1

      @@WakaWaka2468 Other way around.

  • @crimsletons90
    @crimsletons90 Před 9 lety +95

    You can tell Gina is thinking "damn I wish I had come up with that" about the last joke from Frank Skinner.

  • @gordonm7038
    @gordonm7038 Před 6 lety +187

    Frank Skinner is a brilliant comedian. Razor sharp.

    • @Daicidus
      @Daicidus Před 4 lety +1

      He was always on the radio in the car when I was little, learning this is Frank Skinner, after never seeing his face, damn.

    • @mdg1867
      @mdg1867 Před 2 lety +2

      Brilliant comedian. You can tell he's confident in his ability to think on his feet as he dares to laugh at other comedians jokes. crap comedians never do that

  • @fardaypu
    @fardaypu Před 12 lety +465

    I dont feel any emotion for MJs death... Guess he never really touched me when I was younger...

  • @CorellianSmuggler
    @CorellianSmuggler Před 12 lety +110

    "is it odd that his dancing deteriorated as he got whiter and whiter?" Cut to black woman to make sure she's laughing. Oh good, we can laugh.

    • @WakaWaka2468
      @WakaWaka2468 Před 3 lety +2

      I hate blacks

    • @royalmilotic
      @royalmilotic Před 2 lety +2

      Lol it's because she laughed the hardest

    • @rnw2739
      @rnw2739 Před 2 lety

      Who needs anyones permission, black.or otherwise, to laugh? Gina was clearly gutted at the tirade as she couldn't wait to leap to his defence..... every other comedian produced material.

    • @chrisstar969
      @chrisstar969 Před 2 lety +1

      @@rnw2739 oh ffs that's utter bollocks.

    • @rnw2739
      @rnw2739 Před 2 lety

      @@chrisstar969 Nah it wasn't and you know that. She's the only one not laughing at the jokes....why feebly deny what is evident? lol

  • @fletwerdkryta4757
    @fletwerdkryta4757 Před 9 lety +423

    Micheal Jacksons Childrens Hospital

    • @katiemoore7917
      @katiemoore7917 Před 8 lety +4

      Fletwerd Kryta Now that would be awkward

    • @EdPlays1997
      @EdPlays1997 Před 8 lety +17

      The best hospital in the world. ;)

    • @leidelend5021
      @leidelend5021 Před 7 lety +2

      Fletwerd Kryta He actually was rumored to be planning that.

    • @Smithjones12
      @Smithjones12 Před 6 lety +2

      That was so funny and creepy

    • @Smithjones12
      @Smithjones12 Před 6 lety +2

      nemoran
      Its just a comedy show :)

  • @taadfzwa2006
    @taadfzwa2006 Před 11 lety +49

    i find it weird that they found baby pics of unidentified children in his room. i remember that on sky news . but it was ignored , i think thats very incriminating but everyone ignored it

  • @123456yum123456
    @123456yum123456 Před 14 lety +14

    "Let's all do it! Let's all put that in our will!
    It will be like Rick Rolling."
    I haven't been Rick Rolled for a while unfortunatly.

    • @Tom-iv5pw
      @Tom-iv5pw Před 3 lety +2

      czcams.com/video/BkIVVNhg3Jw/video.html

  • @MrLewyboy
    @MrLewyboy Před 13 lety +10

    they thought he was looking for the other glove..brilliant lol

  • @robw7676
    @robw7676 Před 5 lety +18

    "I wish I'd known at the time I was his type"
    Savage 😂

  • @Glive123
    @Glive123 Před 4 lety +5

    'What is it trick or treat? No we always wear these.' Brilliant!!

  • @loudross
    @loudross Před 8 lety +18

    one of my favourite things about this show is, when someone says a certain type of joke, and Dara just turns to the camera just gives a look that says "really".

  • @henrikhyrup3995
    @henrikhyrup3995 Před 9 lety +40

    1:20 bloody great joke, Parsons! :)

  • @justincronkright5025
    @justincronkright5025 Před 6 lety +17

    At the end of that round. The points go to Michael Jackson... for giving us so much material over these many years! This one's for you Mikey.

  • @Rojata19
    @Rojata19 Před 4 lety +18

    Can tell Gina is a massive fan of Michael 😂

  • @Nameless164
    @Nameless164 Před 13 lety +4

    Funfact: Thriller was written by a 60-something year old man who currently lives in Cleethorpes. Anyone claiming the man to be a genius is blind to the truth about most popstars - they don't write there own tunes.

  • @MrPachenko
    @MrPachenko Před 9 lety +55

    Frankie Boyle you are a genius sir

  • @AngelicusImmortus
    @AngelicusImmortus Před 2 lety +9

    Always remember he was cleared every time. Twice with no case to answer on 3 of the four charges and cleared of the others.
    Sad thing was his autopsy showed why he needed propophol just to sleep.

    • @blackmore4
      @blackmore4 Před 2 lety +4

      Always remember that an innocent verdict may not be the truth.

  • @vivalaresistance148
    @vivalaresistance148 Před 11 lety +18

    I love how in so many mock the week videos, you can hear russell laugh a split second before everyone else at so many of the jokes... must have a really quick mind

  • @alanoconnor6921
    @alanoconnor6921 Před 5 lety +43

    Mock the week,, a show with comedians,,, and Gina yashere on it!!

    • @curiousorange7723
      @curiousorange7723 Před 5 lety +3

      She is fucking rubbish,no question

    • @nathanbrown8647
      @nathanbrown8647 Před 5 lety +3

      @@curiousorange7723 the other contestants are being rude to her, constantly talking over her

    • @TheBishopofbattle
      @TheBishopofbattle Před 5 lety +9

      @@nathanbrown8647 they talk over her, to stop her embarrassing herself over and over

    • @lordprotector3367
      @lordprotector3367 Před 4 lety +1

      And Russell Howard....

    • @theghost7277
      @theghost7277 Před 4 lety +1

      @@nathanbrown8647 she is trash it's good that we cant here the cancer

  • @Dige85cph
    @Dige85cph Před 14 lety +11

    "I think you'll find that Glen Miller wrote some of the best records of my generation" Hahaaa :-D

  • @eritreangurrl
    @eritreangurrl Před 12 lety +6

    I am a huge MJ fan, but I have to admit I laughed at some of these ...

  • @mjkrbjcw
    @mjkrbjcw Před 5 lety +10

    That’s actually true , all I remember about the day he died was texting jokes 😂

  • @SnakeMan448
    @SnakeMan448 Před 13 lety +11

    I was at a end of year prom...and everyone cheered upon hearing the news.
    I'm sure that if Muchael could see what happening, he'd go "Ow!" and moonwalk away in floods of tears.

  • @ChernovFan100
    @ChernovFan100 Před 11 lety +7

    2:28 - Frankie's like "If Gina said it - it must be true"

  • @ciaracustard
    @ciaracustard Před 14 lety +4

    Lol when Hugh said "STOP - in the name of love." I remembered that my mum used to say that to me to get me to behave lol.

  • @mojobag01
    @mojobag01 Před 9 lety +27

    I was a little disappointed that Frankies "It's like hearing that Quincy Jones accidentally stood on his favourite trumpet" joke wasn't included.

  • @seabisquick
    @seabisquick Před 12 lety +11

    I like how when Frankie says "Jehovah's Witness," it sounds like "Jehovah's Wetness."

  • @breezy92842
    @breezy92842 Před 12 lety +1

    i have a huge smile on my face from russell frankie and hugh then gina talks and my face changes from me when i was 2 and i thought santa was coming to when my first puppy died.

  • @CliffOnBass86
    @CliffOnBass86 Před 13 lety +1

    what was even funnier about Stevi Wonder at MJ's funeral was when he went for his speech and h said "i never thought id live to see this day..". i just sat there thinking 'mate you saw fuck all'

  • @ktkee7161
    @ktkee7161 Před 5 lety +11

    5:40 The hilarious thing is that's exactly what Diana Ross did say! No cliche left unturned.

  • @johnjames4834
    @johnjames4834 Před 5 lety +11

    if only this bunch were invited to give a eulogy at his funeral

  • @michaels1422
    @michaels1422 Před 5 lety +3

    The Glenn Miller joke was GREAT.

  • @robtheberge1928
    @robtheberge1928 Před 9 lety +20

    Frankie Boyle FTW!

  • @grahamos91
    @grahamos91 Před 15 lety +3

    pure class love mock the week

  • @zeeshanmukhtiar8198
    @zeeshanmukhtiar8198 Před 10 lety +23

    He was face down looking under his bed for little timy.

  • @DeadlyV1RU5
    @DeadlyV1RU5 Před 13 lety +1

    Rofl I didn't hear the last thing Frankie said at the start, it was '"He touched millions of fans". People are gonna love this!' Classic Michael Jackson joke. XD

  • @amazingmagmorter
    @amazingmagmorter Před 12 lety +2

    Frankie always talks about Aids and Scottish people and he is amazing!

  • @arthurjarrett1604
    @arthurjarrett1604 Před 4 lety +9

    I actually found out about Jackson's death via a text joke.

  • @InLKdream
    @InLKdream Před 12 lety +1

    these guys are lethal, i love it!

  • @227060
    @227060 Před 4 lety +2

    This is my fav MtW ep. I remember seeing it when it originally aired.

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 Před 4 lety +3

    Can we just talk about Frankie's reaction at 2:26?

  • @ilpalozzo
    @ilpalozzo Před 14 lety +3

    Frankie Boyle was on Jonathan Ross and he said that it was getting harder to get offensive jokes on and he wasn't being allowed to do the stand up bit anymore so he decided to leave but before his last show he thought he was having a heart attack which turned out to be a torn man boob. He also said he's quitting touring because he isn't seeing his kids but that he has his own tv show lined up of sketches with a bit of stand up I suppose a little like The Chappelle Show

  • @B8rkley
    @B8rkley Před 14 lety

    Missed this 1 cus of wrk, thx 4 postin this :-)
    Frankie Boyle = LEGEND

  • @Joolsj63
    @Joolsj63 Před 15 lety

    that was soooo funny! i love frankie he is a total genius!

  • @LordAzzur
    @LordAzzur Před 14 lety +8

    Jacko's death must have been like Christmas coming early if your a comic!

  • @squirrel9544
    @squirrel9544 Před 6 lety +4

    *MICHAEL JACKSON'S CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL*

    • @Drinnan
      @Drinnan Před 5 lety +3

      The biggest children's hospital in the world

    • @interestedbystander196
      @interestedbystander196 Před 4 lety

      But why build a hospital just for the three kids?

  • @guytansbariva2295
    @guytansbariva2295 Před 2 lety +2

    I heard these as a kid back in the 90's..."Jermaine walks into the room and asked where Michael is. His Mom answers, oh he's outside blowing Bubbles".
    "Did you hear McDonald's has a new sandwich called the Michael Jackson? It's old meat between two fresh buns".
    "Did you hear WalMart has a new sale called the Michael Jackson sale? All boys pants half off.
    "When is it time for bedtime at Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand".

  • @SnickerBar100
    @SnickerBar100 Před 14 lety

    no.....NO!
    Oooh Bannana!
    Num num num
    Lol Russel's so funny! :)

  • @ps5stuffguy
    @ps5stuffguy Před 5 lety +17

    Every comedian knew about MJ

  • @Outspoken.Humanist
    @Outspoken.Humanist Před 3 lety +5

    This has to rate as the most irreverent, non-pc six minutes in British comedy. Amazing!

  • @carot2003
    @carot2003 Před 14 lety

    Love it...

  • @Axel1051
    @Axel1051 Před rokem +1

    I was in bed when my Mum told me and she (who has no sense of humour) said it was one of my funniest moments.
    “Well that’ll put a damper on the comeback tour.”

  • @Chatmat
    @Chatmat Před 12 lety +42

    I AM FROM NIGERIAAAAAAAAAAAA - Her entire routine.

  • @specialized29er86
    @specialized29er86 Před 4 lety +6

    I remember where I was when Elvis passed but have no idea what I was doing when MJ passed on.

  • @IceDaemon
    @IceDaemon Před 6 lety +1

    Ah the jokes are brilliant.

  • @13aBOC
    @13aBOC Před 10 lety

    Brilliant!

  • @declanfoley7562
    @declanfoley7562 Před 5 lety +3

    Anyone back here after the doc ?

  • @enkaan1676
    @enkaan1676 Před 4 lety +5

    So he was a Jehovah’s Witness. You learn something new everyday. 😂

    • @JadMock
      @JadMock Před 4 lety

      @Pipe Tunes incorrect he did, he was baptized and during thriller release he was a pioneer meaning he went round doors.. loads of JWs or ex JWs wayan family (scary movies) William sisters (tennis), sky and the stone bass player, Hank Marvin, ja rule, Naomi Campbell Geri halliwel, Michelle Rodriguez. Fucking loads people didn't know

  • @JDfilmsable
    @JDfilmsable Před 12 lety

    love frankies laugh

  • @ScrewNormality1
    @ScrewNormality1 Před 13 lety +2

    "It's Michael! Turn the telly down!"

  • @ryang790
    @ryang790 Před 6 lety +6

    "Michael Jackson isn't a peadophile?? .let him baby sit your kid!" Chris Rock. haha..

  • @lewisallen3232
    @lewisallen3232 Před 9 lety +4

    It's so true though, his dancing did get worse as he got whiter, but you could say as he got whiter he got older.

  • @ryiin
    @ryiin Před 4 lety

    Frankie and Frank on fire.

  • @Alex-jm2vq
    @Alex-jm2vq Před 3 lety

    The part about Stevie Wonder was brilliant 😂

  • @aidanwatson3145
    @aidanwatson3145 Před 5 lety +3

    This aged well

  • @Liberator130
    @Liberator130 Před 13 lety +3

    "No, NO! Oh, Banana!"

  • @jamesthompson2065
    @jamesthompson2065 Před 6 lety +2

    Never change Frankie.

    • @pipsta
      @pipsta Před 5 lety

      Frankie got kicked of the show years ago

  • @WillGeorgeRockett
    @WillGeorgeRockett Před 10 měsíci

    the way Frankie said “he was a Jehovah’s witness!” killed me, it sounded as if he was still in shock of knowing it.

  • @corriedebeer799
    @corriedebeer799 Před 6 lety +14

    yeah, but on the upside, as Micheal got whiter he did learn to swim.

  • @dvg4868
    @dvg4868 Před 5 lety +67

    Ginas long build up for that crap joke

  • @Skelex20
    @Skelex20 Před 14 lety

    Ever seen the graph on GraphJam? Sums up it all perfectly.
    Public opinion of Michael Jackson:
    June 25th: Eh...i don't care to be honest
    June 26th: BEST MAN EVER

  • @w0walice
    @w0walice Před 15 lety

    I don't get hardly any of this
    but I laugh at this show anyway :D

  • @Onmysheet
    @Onmysheet Před 11 lety +3

    Not all female comedians are shit but this one definitely is!

  • @pachy444
    @pachy444 Před 3 lety +3

    Love Gina, but she got it quite wrong when she said MJ was a genius & wrote his songs... That's just not true, some of his biggest hits were written by a white guy from the north of England called
    Rod Temperton.

    • @a.d8509
      @a.d8509 Před rokem +1

      Michael jackson was a genius and did write his own songs. Rod temperton wrote a couple of songs on off the wall and thriller and human nature, that's about it. Out of his 13 n1 hits 10 of them were written by himself, with most of his later albums being written almost completely by him.
      You want to hate on the man for eccentricities be my guest, but to deny his musical genius and the fact that he was a poster boy for musical prodigies is just stupid.

  • @cupati
    @cupati Před 12 lety

    "Oh Banana nom nom nom" LOL!

  • @Palkia792
    @Palkia792 Před 13 lety

    hahaha great jokes.

  • @NoR3m0rs3
    @NoR3m0rs3 Před 9 lety +47

    that woman is like 90% teeth

    • @Smithjones12
      @Smithjones12 Před 6 lety

      NoR3m0rs3
      Alien :)

    • @reactions5783
      @reactions5783 Před 5 lety

      looks like the donkey from shrek at 6:19

    • @Drinnan
      @Drinnan Před 5 lety

      That's what they look like when they don't have big lips

    • @marcprimo1471
      @marcprimo1471 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Drinnan who's they

  • @FallingDownDeep
    @FallingDownDeep Před 12 lety +6

    "isn't it odd noticed that Michael Jackson's dancing deteriorated as he got whiter and whiter"
    only funny joke by but worth the 6+ minutes of my life that I spent watching this. plus the other stuff was damn fucking funny as well

  • @animequeen20012003
    @animequeen20012003 Před 11 lety

    Preach!

  • @OktoberSunset
    @OktoberSunset Před 13 lety

    Russel is so cute when he goes num num num.

  • @thevirus7368
    @thevirus7368 Před 5 lety +8

    Mock the week was shit after Frankie went.

  • @HushtheMag
    @HushtheMag Před 4 lety +4

    Can't decide who is less funny Gina Yashere or Russel Howard.

    • @Memovich47
      @Memovich47 Před 4 lety

      I bet Howard loved having her on - finally someone else who isn't a comedian!

  • @charliemedia5111
    @charliemedia5111 Před 4 lety

    Frankie Boyle - legendary

  • @OktoberSunset
    @OktoberSunset Před 13 lety

    Yay! Russel is so cute! bannana, num num num!

  • @rearviewmirror9647
    @rearviewmirror9647 Před 7 lety +83

    The token female "comedian" that Mock The Week insist on, is brutal.

    • @YARROWS9
      @YARROWS9 Před 5 lety +12

      She is Fucking awful.Probably got quite well weighed in aswell.

    • @SuperMikeFraser
      @SuperMikeFraser Před 5 lety +8

      I once went to a stand up comedy night about 10 years ago and she was on. Hard to believe but she was even worse live.

    • @tomdoyle2272
      @tomdoyle2272 Před 5 lety

      Ahhh it's good to have one non hysterical person on. wasn't pushing in with her jokes at least

    • @mrjamesgrew1989
      @mrjamesgrew1989 Před 5 lety +3

      Brutally shit

    • @TheBishopofbattle
      @TheBishopofbattle Před 5 lety

      @@SuperMikeFraser nice 1 ha ha , she is the fucking worst ive ever seen

  • @_IHateHandles_
    @_IHateHandles_ Před 6 lety +6

    My god that woman has a frighteningly large mouth...

    • @shaun2urz
      @shaun2urz Před 5 lety +3

      And yet nothing remotely funny comes out of it

  • @Joolsj63
    @Joolsj63 Před 15 lety

    i love mj but this is soooo funny!

  • @BeagleDaMan
    @BeagleDaMan Před 14 lety

    hell ya

  • @robertomoi2044
    @robertomoi2044 Před 4 lety +7

    Russell Howard is about as funny as being driven over by a Sherman tank.

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
    @GenericUsername-qp1ww Před 9 lety +57

    Dear GOD! Gina is so unfunny, please stop her coming on the show.

    • @SiliconBong
      @SiliconBong Před 7 lety +2

      She had a few shows where she was the life of the panel.

    • @mrbrown2186
      @mrbrown2186 Před 5 lety +3

      She was shipped to America. She's their problem now.

    • @tomboore8357
      @tomboore8357 Před 5 lety +1

      @@mrbrown2186 your a pilko fan?

    • @mrbrown2186
      @mrbrown2186 Před 5 lety +1

      @@tomboore8357 as in Karl? Yeah, don't mind him

    • @jakesullivan8339
      @jakesullivan8339 Před 5 lety +1

      @@tomboore8357 Karl is brilliant

  • @ChernovFan100
    @ChernovFan100 Před 11 lety

    I love how I just finished watching the David Blunkett video and they reference him here...

  • @HedrUsh21
    @HedrUsh21 Před 14 lety +1

    NO MUSIC CAN REDEEM HIS ACTIONS

  • @DukeOfKidderminster
    @DukeOfKidderminster Před 8 lety +7

    Oh come on- Gary Glitter did some bloody good music!

    • @deankeith830
      @deankeith830 Před 5 lety +3

      And if you wanted any renovations done ......... Fred West was a real grafter!

    • @AH-be6bu
      @AH-be6bu Před 5 lety +2

      And Peter Sutcliffe was a superb truck driver!

    • @stevebinning977
      @stevebinning977 Před 2 lety +1

      I wouldn't want to be in his gang for sure.