Trump Votes, Fake Melania & Barrett Confirmation

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  • čas přidán 3. 06. 2024
  • Trump voted in person at a Palm Beach library, had kids to the South Lawn Halloween bash with Melania, continues to hit the campaign trail hard, Amy Coney Barrett had her confirmation hearing, Melania may have a body double, Trump is definitely jealous of the attention Coronavirus is getting, and we got in touch with the guy who puts together all of Trump’s rally music, DJ Rod Trainer (Andy Daly).
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  • @dreambig5722
    @dreambig5722 Před 3 lety +537

    So let me get this straight. For Ivanka and her husband to do mail in voting is OK, but for the rest of America to do mail in voting is wrong and rigged?

    • @shellylynn6526
      @shellylynn6526 Před 3 lety +21

      They all use mail in voting...ironic, isn't it???

    • @zachpullara5048
      @zachpullara5048 Před 3 lety +42

      Obviously, only if Trump loses the ballets are rigged if he wins they weren't. You should know this

    • @AnexoRialto
      @AnexoRialto Před 3 lety +17

      The nepotisms are fine because they're voting for Trump. Voting by mail is bad if you don't vote for Trump.

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief Před 3 lety +8

      There's nothing wrong with it. People have been voting by mail for nearly a century, and you're only hearing about it now because it's a threar to Trump if more people vote due to easier accessablility. The Republicans have never been shy about thier love for voter suppression, they know they have a much better chance if less people - most importantly minorities - do not vote. That's been thier MO for decades.

    • @pringle920
      @pringle920 Před 3 lety

      Yep.

  • @zachdancy5828
    @zachdancy5828 Před 3 lety +280

    He WASTED AMERICAN MONEY TO FLY TO FLORIDA WITH SECURITY TO CAST A BALLOT IN PERSON! HOW MUCH DID THAT COST US???

    • @ATooLongUsername
      @ATooLongUsername Před 3 lety +78

      He doesn’t care, it’s not his tax money

    • @chamiltonmgb
      @chamiltonmgb Před 3 lety +33

      Tired of this joker

    • @mynameisray
      @mynameisray Před 3 lety +11

      @@ATooLongUsername - Man, that really has you triggered. I mean Obama flew to Chicago to cast his.. Did that have you just as triggered?

    • @vanhughes
      @vanhughes Před 3 lety +4

      Exactly what I was thinking!

    • @thatguyadam2133
      @thatguyadam2133 Před 3 lety +6

      How much do the BLM riots cost us, over 600 million dollars.

  • @debbiescott9457
    @debbiescott9457 Před 3 lety +728

    She is smiling because she voted for Biden...

  • @pablodrums5880
    @pablodrums5880 Před 3 lety +266

    I’m sorry for the people that have lost family members to covid , I truly wish we had a leader who truly cares

    • @jaslenelove7008
      @jaslenelove7008 Před 3 lety +21

      Thanks. I had covid a month ago and can still not breathe normally. Chest constantly hurts and I'm gasping after a few steps. Never had ANY breathing issues and Ive never smoked. It's truly sad how many people that lived will have lasting effects.

    • @pablodrums5880
      @pablodrums5880 Před 3 lety +16

      @@jaslenelove7008 I’m truly sorry to hear that you are dealing with this ! And I pray for your recovery and strength! 🙏🏾❤️

    • @suewinston-elliott2674
      @suewinston-elliott2674 Před 3 lety +3

      Respectful President on the way ! ❤

    • @mikeoxmall3847
      @mikeoxmall3847 Před 3 lety +4

      Even one who pretended to care would be a step up from what the American ppl have!!

    • @Pickledpaula
      @Pickledpaula Před 3 lety

      i wish we didnt have a president who invited and loves CCP and covid into our country. But alas our cries won't be heard. Ur opinion doesnt matter and neither does mine. But one day you'll know that our own gov conspired with the CCP to create this "virus" ur family died of the medical care they got; not the virus

  • @lilyt18
    @lilyt18 Před 3 lety +2004

    Melania’s smile almost looks genuine. it’s definitely not her.

    • @snowy12841
      @snowy12841 Před 3 lety +16

      Melania is 100 times more elegant, pretty, & gracious than that horse Obummer was married to. You all are such hypocrites.

    • @geo3011
      @geo3011 Před 3 lety +6

      U probably love kimmel he’s a kid diddler just ur type

    • @nordic5490
      @nordic5490 Před 3 lety +112

      @@snowy12841 nope, just the opposite. Melanoma is just as heartless as Don

    • @kmbrock
      @kmbrock Před 3 lety +143

      @@snowy12841that's your preference of what you like in a woman, you are entitled to your choice. But why criticize the former first lady for her looks? She was a good looking woman in her own right, definitely smarter than the two current occupants , and an equal to Obama.

    • @snowy12841
      @snowy12841 Před 3 lety +3

      @@kmbrock Really? Funny how until Trump took office everyone loved her. You all pretend to actually know her. It’s pretty funny.

  • @kmb655
    @kmb655 Před 3 lety +246

    “I’m guessing it was his first visit to the library..” 🤣

    • @endo8568
      @endo8568 Před 3 lety

      General election. Whatevs

    • @mariesrodriguez8680
      @mariesrodriguez8680 Před 3 lety +2

      Maybe it took so long to vote because he can't read well, cause he appears to be uneducated.

    • @heirofthenazareen3812
      @heirofthenazareen3812 Před 3 lety +1

      @@mariesrodriguez8680 He is. One of his professors he was the dumbest student he ever had. Dead old dad paid his way through college.

    • @lukerickbeil1360
      @lukerickbeil1360 Před 3 lety +1

      @@mariesrodriguez8680 maybe he voted for Biden bc he can’t read.

  • @panrick
    @panrick Před 3 lety +439

    what is Trump talking about when he says Biden doesn't want seniors to have air conditioning in the summer? This is insanity that he just says nonsense and millions of people believe whatever the hell he says.

    • @panrick
      @panrick Před 3 lety +24

      @comrade-in- comment-section Yes, I have seen too many of his speeches. That doesn't mean that I became used to his utter nonsense. or the fact that his followers applaud any idiotic thing that comes out of his mouth.

    • @merchillio
      @merchillio Před 3 lety +14

      It’s his jab at green energies. He thinks that if there’s no wind, then everything shuts down and you can’t have AC

    • @luchen492
      @luchen492 Před 3 lety +4

      I think he was just making jokes of the environmental extremists.. as you know, AC is not too environmental friendly to Ozone.🤪😜😂😂

    • @luchen492
      @luchen492 Před 3 lety +3

      @comrade-in- comment-section ok. I was planning to vote for Biden. But as you wish, I won't vote. 🥳🥳

    • @chrisashley2857
      @chrisashley2857 Před 3 lety +7

      He is so uninformed that he thinks AC can not be run on green energy. Which of cause it can.

  • @KopCole
    @KopCole Před 3 lety +21

    Who’s watching this days after the despicable scenes on the Capitol and Trumps incitement to his ‘fans’

    • @elrisitas1927
      @elrisitas1927 Před 3 lety

      watching after they hunted them down hhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @FatalJapan
    @FatalJapan Před 3 lety +334

    Melania was smiling and holding his hand..... that's a body double.

    • @FatalJapan
      @FatalJapan Před 3 lety +1

      @Robin Washington its a joke 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @sureshotannieoakley2107
      @sureshotannieoakley2107 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol 😆 🤣 It's could really be Orianne. Phil Collins ' ex wife acting as a stand in. They look enough alike. 😆 🤣 😂

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 Před 3 lety

      @Robin Washington Errr English?????

    • @robertcowan7610
      @robertcowan7610 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol.

    • @Dragonflyte1
      @Dragonflyte1 Před 3 lety

      Maybe Malaria has had a change of heart.

  • @l.i.terally2907
    @l.i.terally2907 Před 3 lety +265

    I’d love to have seen him arrested for campaigning at a polling place.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Před 3 lety +33

      That would require any cop, lawyer or judge to care about laws.

    • @bonniesmith3484
      @bonniesmith3484 Před 3 lety +2

      Trump has voted by mail for 10 years so what does it tell us about him hiring Dejoy to dismantle USPS? Trump doesn't even trust the postal service anymore🧐

    • @maxcovfefe
      @maxcovfefe Před 3 lety +2

      After everything he's done, legal and less legal, that _would_ be the thing to bring him down.

    • @mrstevens445
      @mrstevens445 Před 3 lety +1

      Considering all he's done over the years, that seems like nothing to me

    • @kwmiked
      @kwmiked Před 3 lety

      U guys are unbelievable, looks like Biden quit after his kids pics of crack and animals came out, they both should be locked up

  • @christinemathis7334
    @christinemathis7334 Před 3 lety +6

    Love you Jimmy, thanks for keeping me laughing 😂

  • @starver14
    @starver14 Před 3 lety +92

    He doesn’t trust mail-in ballots..... I’m wondering why his daughter and son-in-law are casting their mail in ballot.... very interesting 🤔..... I can’t....

    • @amandawilder7353
      @amandawilder7353 Před 3 lety +4

      Trump himself mailed from Florida.

    • @mikeoxmall3847
      @mikeoxmall3847 Před 3 lety +2

      Just because he says something doesn't mean he actually believes it. He just wants to spread misinformation to serve his own ends!! The real question is does he really think we dnt see his hypocrisies and outright lies, and how can he look in the mirror after spewing them!!??

    • @oiduncb3457
      @oiduncb3457 Před 3 lety +1

      @@mikeoxmall3847 he thinks yall have the same room temperature IQ as him.

  • @carlovigna3545
    @carlovigna3545 Před 3 lety +20

    Thank you Jimmy! Thank you very much, because sometimes I have bad days and lose faith in humanity, but then I come back to your videos that not only are (freakin) hilarious, but really are big breath of air in this tough world

  • @PattyViviendo
    @PattyViviendo Před 3 lety +67

    Even his dance moves are pathetic 🤦🏻‍♀️ so embarrassing 🙈 please vote him out!

  • @markchip1
    @markchip1 Před 3 lety +130

    I knew from the start that woman wasn't Melania - when else have you EVER seen her with Trump, wearing an expression anything like delighted??
    - or even happy!!

    • @lisajohnson6351
      @lisajohnson6351 Před 3 lety +10

      I think that’s why everyone is questioning the photo...she actually looks happy.

    • @Amandadances1983
      @Amandadances1983 Před 3 lety

      Are you obsessed with her?

    • @krm702
      @krm702 Před 3 lety +8

      She voted for Biden.

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 Před 3 lety

      @@lisajohnson6351 "actually"

    • @leonalove336
      @leonalove336 Před 3 lety +2

      Yea her face is frozen so she can’t smile that big

  • @Greyareas27
    @Greyareas27 Před 3 lety +115

    _"SuperTrump! SuperTrump!"_
    -Who the hell are these people?

    • @terryh5763
      @terryh5763 Před 3 lety +13

      they are called paid trumptards

    • @lilRadRidinHood
      @lilRadRidinHood Před 3 lety +14

      The strangest comment I heard from a Trump supporter was this quote "Trump is love." Wow.

    • @ellendolber2765
      @ellendolber2765 Před 3 lety +8

      Yes, and make America great again, I think Obama did that and donnie totally ruined the US budgetent

    • @paulacabral5015
      @paulacabral5015 Před 3 lety +1

      Americans!

    • @sarahgaskins2319
      @sarahgaskins2319 Před 3 lety +2

      Demons

  • @hollies5841
    @hollies5841 Před 3 lety +2127

    Clearly it's not Melania, she's smiling in close proximity to Trump. Dead giveaway.

    • @dolores2716
      @dolores2716 Před 3 lety +52

      True. Here's something else: the only thing Melania has done as First Lady is be a clotheshorse. She would never wear the same dress so soon after she wore it to the debate, but someone trying to look like Melania would. I don't personally care, but it's entertaining that they do this.

    • @shantidavid6062
      @shantidavid6062 Před 3 lety +17

      Exactly!

    • @ANNISHNEE
      @ANNISHNEE Před 3 lety +15

      Dead Giveaway

    • @shantidavid6062
      @shantidavid6062 Před 3 lety +32

      @@ANNISHNEE She's NEVER the joyful wide smile person. She will smile for a few seconds, then, she goes back to "no smile and piercing stare" mode. 😂😋

    • @chriszerkel5874
      @chriszerkel5874 Před 3 lety +10

      Be Best 😂

  • @stephw.6539
    @stephw.6539 Před 3 lety +314

    Maybe Melania is smiling because she knows they are on their way out.

    • @alex_supercool
      @alex_supercool Před 3 lety +8

      @Ariki Royal I’m gonna be honest I don’t think she went to the future to read this comment go back and smile

    • @dilsadmeraler
      @dilsadmeraler Před 3 lety +10

      That’s correct considering she cried when he was elected 😂😂😂

    • @beckymaring3461
      @beckymaring3461 Před 3 lety

      @@jy_audio
      Ll

    • @CharleyMK9867
      @CharleyMK9867 Před 3 lety +9

      I totally agree..EVERYONE remembers the look on her face when Trump actually won..she was not happy..she looked like she just had a colonoscopy😖😣🤢🤮

    • @Blackkey034
      @Blackkey034 Před 3 lety

      @@CharleyMK9867 uve lost all your dignity in your rage at trump

  • @ralphbernhard1757
    @ralphbernhard1757 Před 3 lety +208

    "Biden will remove your air conditioners."
    ROTFL
    That sounds like desperation.

    • @notsodutch
      @notsodutch Před 3 lety +9

      I can’t get my 85 year old father who is an airconditioner engineer to realize how absolutely stupid this man is at his core

    • @Eurisko229
      @Eurisko229 Před 3 lety +1

      @Ralph Bernhard I think he also said there will be no heat in the winter 😂

  • @allisoncastillo9992
    @allisoncastillo9992 Před 3 lety +11

    “BE BEST”. HER BRAIN WAS ON FIRE SHE WAS THINKING SO HARD 🤯

    • @sylvianolastname6606
      @sylvianolastname6606 Před 3 lety

      "Be Best"? Seriously! Doesn't make sense. It should be "Be the Best OR Be Your Best. What the hell is "Be Best." What a joke! Like her husband! You would think, they would know basic English skills and can form a proper sentence.

  • @marcodiaz1197
    @marcodiaz1197 Před 3 lety +55

    Go out and vote this man out of office
    STAY SAFE

  • @jackiepollard3651
    @jackiepollard3651 Před 3 lety +31

    The obit was great! Automatically sparks RBG back to the forefront of our memories. Also speaks volumes. Great monologue!

  • @Not_Vladimir_Putin
    @Not_Vladimir_Putin Před 3 lety +69

    Why doesn't everyone just take their own government plane to vote in person instead of mailing it in???

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 Před 3 lety +5

      Cuz they're LOSERS!
      (I sure hope everyone knows I'm joking...)

    • @selenagomez1010101
      @selenagomez1010101 Před 3 lety

      @@jeaniebird999 because they are the most racist people in the room.

  • @natalie9884
    @natalie9884 Před 3 lety +37

    “Melania voted for a guy named Kanye.”😂😂😂

  • @eunicebenedict7831
    @eunicebenedict7831 Před 3 lety +128

    In California, I've done mail in ballot for numerous years. If I had known I could have traveled via private jet at TAXPAYERS' expense to vote out of state like trump, maybe I would have registered in KY so that I could vote. Just imagine being able to vote trump AND McConnell out at the same time!!

    • @johnalsop2303
      @johnalsop2303 Před 3 lety +4

      I love it !

    • @Dixler683
      @Dixler683 Před 3 lety +3

      Eunice, do you mean like obama traveling to his home state of HAWAII to vote, or do you mean the way his manwife mike and mother-in-law traveled the world for vacations @ taxpayers expense? Which is it Eunie?

    • @mearl3977
      @mearl3977 Před 3 lety +10

      @@Dixler683 That's seriously pathetic. Obama is gone now, you've had 4 years to do something and all you can do is blame the Dems while crying like babies about how bad everyone else is to you. Absolutely pathetic...

    • @andybirisan
      @andybirisan Před 3 lety +4

      If we really want to argue here, then can we remember that Trump was the first president not to take a salary?? And he’s saved tax payers billions since the introduction of his tax plan 2 years ago. I, my wife, and baby really appreciate that

    • @adamkreiner8533
      @adamkreiner8533 Před 3 lety +6

      @@andybirisan not accepting the 400k a year salary is meaningless when you are talking about this issue. You're correct, we have been taking in a lot less many in taxes as a country, but a majority of people did not see any tax decrease. Quite the opposite for most people actually. Trumps rich friends and Trump himself have seen significant tax cuts, and this has led to the deficit growing as well. You can blame COVID for that, but if you look at the numbers it was an issue before the pandemic. COVID just made it a whole lot worse. Not to mention how much the president has directly profited by staying at properties he owns, and the taxpayers are paying for him and all his secret service to stay there. But I know you probably dont want all the facts. Helps you sleep at night I'm sure.

  • @stephw.6539
    @stephw.6539 Před 3 lety +28

    Thank you for pointing out the severe voter interference occurring in Texas by their own Governor! An elected official. Which is worrisome because what will he pull when he is up for reelection??

  • @carolc.776
    @carolc.776 Před 3 lety +4

    We love you Jimmy! Thank you for the laughs.

  • @joshfactor1
    @joshfactor1 Před 3 lety +32

    let's be honest, though. that's the only time he's ever been in a library

  • @jcesarbtorres6006
    @jcesarbtorres6006 Před 3 lety +15

    You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you

  • @_JayRamsey_
    @_JayRamsey_ Před 3 lety +346

    "He's jealous of the virus"
    Jimmy and the writers might be on to something there.

    • @Andrea.1tree
      @Andrea.1tree Před 3 lety +13

      Now that he brought it up, I firmly believe it. He is obsessed with anything that gives his ego a boost, or takes attention away from him.

    • @lisabertolini3481
      @lisabertolini3481 Před 3 lety +4

      that's what narcissists do!!!

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 Před 3 lety

      It rings true.

    • @jimcarlson6157
      @jimcarlson6157 Před 3 lety

      I agree, but Kimmel did not originate the observation about jealousy

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 Před 3 lety

      @Mr. Kattan I can't imagine anybody, even attention-hungry Hollywood actors, being jealous of Trump.

  • @whitebird5383
    @whitebird5383 Před 3 lety +61

    This surely is not Melania .. this womans smile is real!

    • @epie6
      @epie6 Před 3 lety +1

      And no visible plastic surgery or Botox

  • @lillianagodsoe7888
    @lillianagodsoe7888 Před 3 lety +3

    Andy Daly is a hilarious addition to the show, please keep using him in your skits, he's great!

  • @ilovejesusshorpe8176
    @ilovejesusshorpe8176 Před 3 lety +133

    If you're tired of hearing about Covid, Covid, Covid, then let someone who cares take over your duties as Leader of the American people.

    • @aland3r05
      @aland3r05 Před 3 lety

      @Tacolover Scrib22 Red better

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 3 lety +2

      Bets that within 30 days of Biden taking office, trumpski will be criticizing him for COVID COVID COVID!

    • @prudencecutwa2973
      @prudencecutwa2973 Před 3 lety

      @@aland3r05 nah

    • @marymitty3105
      @marymitty3105 Před 3 lety +1

      No it’s much better to have your mail carrier do your open heart surgery! And a reality TV show host leading our country in a pandemic ....We get the same results ....death!

  • @aslrunner
    @aslrunner Před 3 lety +185

    I live in Washington State where we have been successfully voting by mail for 20+ years. It's very secure. People who live in states where mail in voting is new don't buy the hype. Mail in voting is safe. I mean, think about it, why would that guy want to scare people away from mail in voting? Because its quick and easy and people who can't afford to spend all day in line to vote in person can do it and still work their 9-5.

    • @aeronlilly9759
      @aeronlilly9759 Před 3 lety +3

      Would you put 5000$ in an envelope and mail it to yourself?

    • @trentp1993
      @trentp1993 Před 3 lety

      @@aeronlilly9759 lolol touche

    • @holden6104
      @holden6104 Před 3 lety +2

      As a conservative, this gives me comfort. All we want is a fair election.

    • @agentcodydanks
      @agentcodydanks Před 3 lety +7

      @@aeronlilly9759 why would i mail any amount of money to myself.........I’m right here.

    • @deedeehey50
      @deedeehey50 Před 3 lety +2

      @@agentcodydanks TOUCHE

  • @fergalhughes165
    @fergalhughes165 Před 3 lety +43

    There's something seriously wrong with a country when a politician gets beaten by a game show host and failed businessman.

  • @DramalessEarthbound
    @DramalessEarthbound Před 3 lety +14

    Phil Collins said "Don't play my music!"

  • @sethie_shots
    @sethie_shots Před 3 lety +28

    8 days away from waiting 4 months 💀🙄

  • @skylarali6932
    @skylarali6932 Před 3 lety +27

    " he's jealous of the virus." I never looked at it that way 🤔

  • @retrochan9190
    @retrochan9190 Před 3 lety +147

    Imagine being a gold digger for the worst president in history

    • @shirleyperry3170
      @shirleyperry3170 Před 3 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alejandrodelrivero4590
      @alejandrodelrivero4590 Před 3 lety +24

      ok smh you know what lets just be realistic she didnt know he was gonna live this long

    • @christorres3257
      @christorres3257 Před 3 lety +1

      Louis 16 of france wife. Trumps so called wife is this gold digger.

    • @mariosblago94
      @mariosblago94 Před 3 lety +3

      I honestly feel bad for her because since he became president, she essentially has no way out.

    • @shhhmm5107
      @shhhmm5107 Před 3 lety +3

      @@mariosblago94 that’s what that gold digger gets.

  • @sachindhamdhere5942
    @sachindhamdhere5942 Před 3 lety +102

    No responsibilities taken for four years and none will be taken going forward.
    Biden/Harris2020 🇺🇲

  • @xino_z
    @xino_z Před 3 lety +16

    Georgia May Adkins Rest in Peace 💗

  • @kingda117
    @kingda117 Před 3 lety +13

    7:56 Every time Trump said Covid, an American died. He is tired of hearing about it , but he can't stop talking about Hillary's emails from 2015.

  • @kit2130
    @kit2130 Před 3 lety +46

    Maybe it was Melania with a real smile because he’s losing & she can finally stop the charade.

  • @clintbeamquillope3123
    @clintbeamquillope3123 Před 3 lety +281

    So the Melania Trump is a title not a person. It can be transferred.

  • @livb6945
    @livb6945 Před 3 lety +25

    DON'T TALK ABOUT HIS GENITALS 😵🤮
    And that chant was CHILLING. Only missing the raised straight arm

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 3 lety

      interesting that they all started to chant the same thing ... on que... just as if they were paid for it.

  • @amylmoquin519
    @amylmoquin519 Před 3 lety +21

    Why did it take Trump 16 minutes to vote? I'm guessing the pen was too big for his hand. I mean, we've all seen him try to drink a cup a water!

  • @081optik
    @081optik Před 3 lety +45

    If he’s tired of hearing about covid . Do something about it .

  • @keeganandjakey
    @keeganandjakey Před 3 lety +189

    Usa is starting remind me of that movie idiocracy

  • @geraldmiller5260
    @geraldmiller5260 Před 3 lety +46

    Amy Barrett got her job on top of 260,000 victims of the Trump virus. An ethical and moral person would decline the position.

    • @blackmantis3130
      @blackmantis3130 Před 3 lety +1

      Cry

    • @dawnbell6137
      @dawnbell6137 Před 3 lety

      Well he’s about to make everybody’s jaws drop cause he’s gonna declare voters fraud and then he’s gonna have the supreme courts declare him still president because of the fraud watch and see

  • @rocky-iv1446
    @rocky-iv1446 Před 3 lety +1

    That dance was called "The Jerk Off!!" Lol!! 🤣🤛

  • @johnwilson8309
    @johnwilson8309 Před 3 lety +21

    Actually that’s exactly what Abbott is afraid of . . . Democracy.

  • @arguell02878
    @arguell02878 Před 3 lety +15

    Vote, vote Vote!!!!!

  • @dorothycollins2431
    @dorothycollins2431 Před 3 lety +102

    Trump's jealous of the virus.
    Nailed it!!

  • @annbell6453
    @annbell6453 Před 3 lety +36

    No one can say "come on, man!" like Joe Biden.

  • @jafallica
    @jafallica Před 3 lety +59

    That’s definitely not Malaria. She rarely smiles when she’s in her husband’s company.

    • @barbaragalliera9846
      @barbaragalliera9846 Před 3 lety +5

      She smiles when she sees her bank acct every day

    • @shannonholle4654
      @shannonholle4654 Před 3 lety

      i would smile i’m malaria was in his company

    • @aland3r05
      @aland3r05 Před 3 lety +2

      Who the hell is malaria. Lol

    • @venus5274
      @venus5274 Před 3 lety

      @@aland3r05 they meant Melania, but said Malaria to take the p*ss

    • @twinklesailhorse
      @twinklesailhorse Před 3 lety +1

      OMG, thought I was the only one who calls her Malaria!! LOVE IT!

  • @MrSouthside1316
    @MrSouthside1316 Před 3 lety +207

    If he loses, he'll deny ever having voted for himself. He likes presidents who don't lose.

  • @AdamWestish
    @AdamWestish Před 3 lety +49

    They were chanting "soup or trump," personally, I choose soup.

  • @peterknecht6666
    @peterknecht6666 Před 3 lety +5

    Watching these three smiling into the cam and knowing behind the mask there is this monster. It's like in a Steven King novel and it runs ice cold down your spine.

  • @paulsamuel4014
    @paulsamuel4014 Před 3 lety +12

    i actually thought that they were spraying the children but realized it was a green screen lol 😂

  • @aubrey1633
    @aubrey1633 Před 3 lety +545

    I'm not usually drawn into conspiracy theories but who tf is that pretending to be Melania.

    • @dmt5codm811
      @dmt5codm811 Před 3 lety +3

      Melania surprising right

    • @dapa1810
      @dapa1810 Před 3 lety +6

      Big Mike pretended to be a female wife of Barry Hussein's .. at least Melania is actually female and actually not cringe-worthy on the eyes

    • @ellendobbyn-blackmore3504
      @ellendobbyn-blackmore3504 Před 3 lety +5

      I think maybe the sister of the girl who played Borat's daughter?

    • @anjaoldnettle2841
      @anjaoldnettle2841 Před 3 lety +4

      Trump is the king of conspiracy theories. Ruth Bader Ginsberg said in 2016: Trump is a faker. If he becomes president, her husband would have said: Better move to New Zealand! He is a criminal.

    • @henkkman
      @henkkman Před 3 lety +3

      It’s Melania’s bodyguard

  • @boomerang8909
    @boomerang8909 Před 3 lety +6

    6:14 Gotta love Jimmy for admitting to flubbing the lines.

  • @docholiday5682
    @docholiday5682 Před 3 lety +2

    This is one of the funniest segments I've watched. Jimmy your great this one is just way up there being funny

  • @joannlemieux1284
    @joannlemieux1284 Před 3 lety

    Jimmy,
    I have watching you every night.
    Priceless skit last night with .."Music Coordinator, Rod Trainer".
    Not sure who he really is, but a FANTASTIC comedian .... "In the Air, Tonight".

  • @Marie-xx4ep
    @Marie-xx4ep Před 3 lety +82

    Village People doesn't want him to use their music!!

  • @user-rg5we4yh2h
    @user-rg5we4yh2h Před 3 lety +5

    This guy could easily be the real frump's music coordinator 😂😂😂
    Convincing!!

  • @cupofjoe2562
    @cupofjoe2562 Před 3 lety +16

    Lol what if Trump accidentally voted for Biden 😂

    • @mikaelleonbriones6356
      @mikaelleonbriones6356 Před 3 lety +2

      Imagine people from the future dicovering Trump's ballot: Hey I found Trump's 2020 ballot.....OMG....he VOTED FOR BIDEN!!!!

  • @coolhand67
    @coolhand67 Před 3 lety

    The guy playing the DJ is awesome, really natural, comedic delivery and great timing.

  • @mary80brown
    @mary80brown Před 3 lety +48

    "Bidens plan is to make sure american seniors have no air conditioning during the summer. " 🤣🤣🤣whaaaat?

  • @dividedconquered3784
    @dividedconquered3784 Před 3 lety +42

    I don't blame Melania, I wouldn't want to be near Trump either!😖😅

    • @kallen868
      @kallen868 Před 3 lety +1

      I can't wait to see the White House Christmas decorations this year! 😆

  • @jaylin3906
    @jaylin3906 Před 3 lety +130

    Donald Trump, the anti-alcoholic who talks like an alcoholic.

  • @megahappy2bemeIntheStarz
    @megahappy2bemeIntheStarz Před 3 lety +2

    Great - I also voted in a really "secure" place too on Friday- my county election board office - so wow, even more supportive than the library tRump's at , LOL. That's the first time tRump has EVER been in a public library too !

  • @maryjones3178
    @maryjones3178 Před 3 lety +353

    Melania was smiling because she don’t have to decorate the White House for Christmas 🎄 after 2020

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Před 3 lety +17

      Republican logic: First Gold-digger Melania Trump was recorded yelling about how much she hates Christmas, but if you say "Happy Holidays" to someone then that means that you hate God.

    • @teamice2067
      @teamice2067 Před 3 lety +2

      I'm going to unlike so it stays at 69

    • @happymolecule8894
      @happymolecule8894 Před 3 lety +2

      Let's see the comment section in a few months

    • @its_msk
      @its_msk Před 3 lety +1

      👏👏👏👏👏

    • @queenannesrevenge1437
      @queenannesrevenge1437 Před 3 lety +1

      @@happymolecule8894 👶

  • @willow0828
    @willow0828 Před 3 lety +7

    Well that was nauseating (the chant).

  • @betty-joymoreau4363
    @betty-joymoreau4363 Před 3 lety +154

    Mrs trump will not have to worry about Christmas this year and decorating the White House. I understand she doesn’t like to.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 3 lety +13

      next: black trees with masks and a rain coat that says: "I don't give a F*ck - do YOU?"

    • @lamagiduneinstant76
      @lamagiduneinstant76 Před 3 lety +2

      ~”doesn’t like!?!?!!?? And yes thank God The poor baby won’t have to do -WHATS she got with trees??? She dug up all of Jackie Kennedy’s trees in the rose garden and then you cant call that any kind of Christmas “decorating” last year. There’s a Lincoln Project “ad” of tramp pushing Regeneron -as he’s pushed all sorts of products over the years - Verizon, steaks, his perfume, etc. Actually this MELANIA here looks more like Laura Benanti as MELANIA on Stephen Colbert - really beautiful, like a real human, not a robot. If you haven’t seen her -YOU GOTTA. SHES UP THERE WITH SARAH COOPER. I A

    • @sashastanfill4916
      @sashastanfill4916 Před 3 lety

      Oh please! Stupidest comment I have ever heard. 🤣😂🤣

    • @sashastanfill4916
      @sashastanfill4916 Před 3 lety +1

      @Karin Meyer I can’t believe what a bunch of sad haters you all are 🤣😂

    • @sashastanfill4916
      @sashastanfill4916 Před 3 lety +2

      @@lamagiduneinstant76 you for sure have Trump Derangement Sundrome. Scary 👻. No one cares what you think hahaha!! 😝😊

  • @susiechevalier221
    @susiechevalier221 Před 3 lety +8

    What about early spring- he actually had the Beatles “Live and let die” and I remember thinking WHO PICKS HIS MUSIC??? YMCA? Fun to stay there unless you HAVE to stay there because covid took your job and home! 🤣

  • @jalatlaco9827
    @jalatlaco9827 Před 3 lety +86

    A better rally song for Trump would be "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"

  • @Swamp_gas12
    @Swamp_gas12 Před 3 lety +7

    "who did you vote for"? I wish Lesley Stahl had asked me a question like that.

  • @travismester
    @travismester Před 3 lety

    D-D-D-DJ Rod T-T-T-Trainerrrrr!! On the ones AND twos! Haha

  • @julieholland2165
    @julieholland2165 Před 3 lety

    0.40 - 1.05 (priceless!) & should be repeated nightly!

  • @isadore7221
    @isadore7221 Před 3 lety +43

    Having his wife die from covid-19 doesn't make his message that strong so he got a body double.

    • @emilybarker3240
      @emilybarker3240 Před 3 lety +11

      Now that’s a conspiracy theory I can get behind.

  • @jazzyb3165
    @jazzyb3165 Před 3 lety +31

    I think I heard “superchump”. Makes more sense.

  • @southeasternhistoricestate8550

    Jimmy... c’mon... we all know youre with us! Love- SC, NC, VA, MI, GA & FL

  • @jayjones9225
    @jayjones9225 Před 3 lety +1

    Really glad to see Andrew Daly taking the Fred Willard role of random fake interview at the end of these monologues

  • @mauricioh7376
    @mauricioh7376 Před 3 lety +6

    Saw an interview w/ one of the members of the Village People recently & he says he's been demanding from the Trump campaign that they stop playing their music but they still continue.

    • @Webbgurl2000
      @Webbgurl2000 Před 3 lety +2

      Victor Willis. The original Policeman and first husband of Phylicia Rashad

    • @mauricioh7376
      @mauricioh7376 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Webbgurl2000 oh wow, I did not know that, thx👍

    • @markspeedy7421
      @markspeedy7421 Před 3 lety

      They'll have to resort to nursery rhymes and the happy birthday song lol

  • @jojomart
    @jojomart Před 3 lety +3

    That's just how smart Ivanka is - she uses question marks at the end of the sentence, even though it's not a question. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree! 🤣

  • @nikiblossom6646
    @nikiblossom6646 Před 3 lety

    ROTFL 😂 the guy disinfecting the poor kids 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

  • @neilgj6305
    @neilgj6305 Před 3 lety +3

    I thought it sounded more like Super Dump.

  • @lslinkx8026
    @lslinkx8026 Před 3 lety +63

    She's smiling hard bcuz she just voted Biden😊

  • @whaghht
    @whaghht Před 3 lety +68

    'Trump' means fart where I come from, Lancs in the UK.
    Superfart! Superfart! Superfart!

    • @sidilicious11
      @sidilicious11 Před 3 lety +2

      YouWhat? Funny!

    • @sleeks9939
      @sleeks9939 Před 3 lety +1

      Trump - I used to cough to hide my fart. Now I fart to hide my cough. 🤣😂

    • @mycatalby630
      @mycatalby630 Před 3 lety +3

      YouWhat? That’s true. My family is from England and a fart is called a trump. 💜🥰

  • @AnExtrovertPaints
    @AnExtrovertPaints Před 3 lety

    The dog was happy for the drum solo. I'm here for it.

  • @ayomikunonakoya5267
    @ayomikunonakoya5267 Před 3 lety +1

    the air conditioning thing had me rolling

  • @redwoods7370
    @redwoods7370 Před 3 lety +72

    Trump and Melania are such trolls, I would not put it past them at all to have a Melania double.

  • @man_on_wheelz
    @man_on_wheelz Před 3 lety +46

    As bad as I want this Trump administration to end, it's gonna be sad watching all these talk shows and comedy shows have to switch to talking about something else.

    • @xs10086
      @xs10086 Před 3 lety +5

      I’m sure they will taunt him in many years to come

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary Před 3 lety +6

      Nah, I'm ready for Biden jokes or literally ANYTHING else tbh, SO tired of Trump!

    • @alisonfriedman5288
      @alisonfriedman5288 Před 3 lety +2

      He’ll still be around. I’m sure he’ll spend more time talking about ridiculous made-up stuff like Joe Biden is getting rid of air conditioning, windmills cause cancer, water pressure, etc

    • @rogerwilco2
      @rogerwilco2 Před 3 lety +1

      It is actually good.
      Trump has been such a distraction that all kinds of people got away with nasty stuff without getting noticed.

    • @Amandadances1983
      @Amandadances1983 Před 3 lety +3

      Your statement proves that liberals just love drama.

  • @nitha609
    @nitha609 Před 3 lety +8

    That double. She’s going to make millions after the election😂

  • @socalwoman
    @socalwoman Před 3 lety +7

    He was tucking in his shirt for over 15 minutes.

  • @dpb8780
    @dpb8780 Před 3 lety +55

    If you look at the people that stand at those rallies it is interesting to see most of them are the same color!

    • @starshine2563
      @starshine2563 Před 3 lety +1

      Wow! I hadn’t noticed.🤣

    • @tblack9611
      @tblack9611 Před 3 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @matta8569
      @matta8569 Před 3 lety

      It's ok to be white.

    • @NicoleM2108
      @NicoleM2108 Před 3 lety

      Notice how they placed the Amish right in front of the cameras? Do these Trump campaigners ever get anything culturally right? No image-making for the Amish! Ugh!

    • @cjenkins8785
      @cjenkins8785 Před 3 lety

      The people at Trump rallies are the color Money Green

  • @Vedantttt
    @Vedantttt Před 3 lety +6

    We’re to this point in humanity, wow

  • @SheyD78
    @SheyD78 Před 3 lety +1

    The only thing keeping me sane through all this is that the word trump was used in lieu of fart in the U.K. (at least when my parent were growing up) and hearing the crowd chant "Super Trump" just makes me think 'yup, definitely a loud release of a lot of noxious hot air'!

  • @williamd.costigan3
    @williamd.costigan3 Před 3 lety +113

    Neil Young sued him to get him to stop using his songs.

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 Před 3 lety +21

      Also Elton John, REM, the Rolling Stones, Etc.etc.
      Who hasn't sued him at this point?

    • @shammes53ify
      @shammes53ify Před 3 lety +3

      @@doctorthirteen5727 Ted Nugent

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 Před 3 lety +4

      @@shammes53ify Hmmm creeps of a feather...

    • @karimaogden3875
      @karimaogden3875 Před 3 lety

      @Doug Lowe or Ice T

    • @AyeCarumba221
      @AyeCarumba221 Před 3 lety +1

      The republicans unapologetically steal music for their events. I remember this being an issue all the way back in the 80’s.

  • @Rocky100fl
    @Rocky100fl Před 3 lety +207

    Is that Stormy Daniels dressed as Melania for Halloween?