If The Ninja Were Charged For Their Crimes

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  • @elizabethcatlion7015
    @elizabethcatlion7015 Před 11 měsíci +1394

    All the Ninja being in their teens before committing crimes and then there's lloyd whos first crime is legit terrorism as a child

  • @PoleMan123
    @PoleMan123 Před 11 měsíci +497

    Zane: protect those who cant protect themselves
    *Meanwhile 11 cases of assault*

  • @yoshikatsu_kira
    @yoshikatsu_kira Před 11 měsíci +628

    I love how Lloyd has multiple war crimes to his name and then there's just... wearing green lmao

    • @dechnama5905
      @dechnama5905 Před 11 měsíci +41

      I laughed at wearing green

    • @Harumi_Jade
      @Harumi_Jade Před 11 měsíci +22

      I legit almost spit out my drink lol. I can't with this show. It's too funny.

    • @Whatisthis862
      @Whatisthis862 Před 11 měsíci +6

      What does that even mean

    • @yoshikatsu_kira
      @yoshikatsu_kira Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@Whatisthis862 garmadon

    • @Whatisthis862
      @Whatisthis862 Před 11 měsíci +4

      ​@@yoshikatsu_kiraI still don't get it

  • @Ratchetzillastudios
    @Ratchetzillastudios Před 11 měsíci +723

    I can see Zane getting multiple death penalties

    • @djt08031996
      @djt08031996 Před 11 měsíci +189

      Tbf, he's already served a few

    • @lunarbat6009
      @lunarbat6009 Před 11 měsíci +84

      ​​​@@djt08031996 NAH YOU DID NOT 💀💀💀

    • @an4vanimations357
      @an4vanimations357 Před 11 měsíci +26

      Ye fr bros already got them

    • @justarandomfurbywithakitch903
      @justarandomfurbywithakitch903 Před 11 měsíci +32

      @@djt08031996 Well, in that impeccable instance, *_good on him_* for advertently following through with his penalties-there's a certain reason why he's unequivocally ❝ _best boy_ ❞ out of the aggregation of the team, after all. :)) */j*

    • @TigerPurt21
      @TigerPurt21 Před 11 měsíci +12

      He already served some of those

  • @parasee2316
    @parasee2316 Před 11 měsíci +434

    People actually seem to completely overlook just how many crimes Nya has actually committed, even before becoming a ninja she still broke a shit ton of laws as samurai x, it's just that no one ever realizes it because they only pay attention to the other 5 more than three-quarters of the time💀 overall, there's A LOT of Nya crimes missing from this

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 11 měsíci +103

      I read through her entire wiki page and besides killing an entire realm I didn't miss much

    • @sullivancoggin1834
      @sullivancoggin1834 Před 11 měsíci +11

      I thought it was samurai ex

    • @orital.8632
      @orital.8632 Před 11 měsíci +14

      @@sullivancoggin1834 It was actually samurai D

    • @parasee2316
      @parasee2316 Před 11 měsíci +15

      She's done literally so many crimes as both samurai x and as a ninja (mostly as a samurai x) just rewatch the episodes

    • @snatchingcareers4681
      @snatchingcareers4681 Před 11 měsíci +23

      @@toasted_sandwich
      Nya probably has created a bunch of unlicensed vehicles😂

  • @Mark24688
    @Mark24688 Před 11 měsíci +88

    You forgot the fact that serpentines were prison inmates. So technically Lloyd organized a mass escape of hundreds of criminals

  • @cassie8903
    @cassie8903 Před 11 měsíci +326

    Lloyd with 3 life sentences and 91 years 💀 I assume the terrorism and war crimes had a lot to do with that

    • @dechnama5905
      @dechnama5905 Před 11 měsíci +20

      come to think of it Lloyd is between the ages of 14-16 (I think)

    • @CsRj2854
      @CsRj2854 Před 11 měsíci +35

      but lloyd is part-oni so he will live to leave jail

    • @Sammich_2026
      @Sammich_2026 Před 11 měsíci +7

      ​@@CsRj2854for real

    • @Deity_devil
      @Deity_devil Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@CsRj2854he’s also part human so he will still age like a normal one

    • @Pyromanicat
      @Pyromanicat Před 11 měsíci +7

      ⁠@@CsRj2854 but he has life sentences so he will have to stay in prison till he dies, no matter how long that taked

  • @lloydgarmadon9251
    @lloydgarmadon9251 Před 10 měsíci +42

    Basically, if Ninjago's law enforcement thought like Harumi did, the Ninja would be in prison for the rest of their lives.

  • @SipnoEditz2083
    @SipnoEditz2083 Před 11 měsíci +263

    276 years for Kai lol. He’s gonna end up looking like master Wu

    • @Mika_ohu7
      @Mika_ohu7 Před 11 měsíci +8

      Kai's gonna be looking like this:☠️

    • @wolfdevilangel
      @wolfdevilangel Před 11 měsíci +4

      @quandingle_pro_69 better yet, the first spinjitsu master. at this point, hes basicly wu but more powerful and not alive

    • @I-like-beans
      @I-like-beans Před 10 měsíci +2

      ​@@Mika_ohu7well it's been known that elemental masters can live way longer than regular people so he probably looks like his dad tbh

    • @hajarjaber8043
      @hajarjaber8043 Před 10 měsíci +6

      Actually elemental masters live hundreds of years while oni live thousands.

    • @wolfdevilangel
      @wolfdevilangel Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@hajarjaber8043 that............ explains.. SO MUCH...

  • @johngentley5015
    @johngentley5015 Před 11 měsíci +188

    Kai trespassing is debatable with the fact that the caves aren't private property or government authorized, the dragon was also about to attack the Ninja, so again animal abuse is debatable, and while disturbing a shipwreck site is illegal, since the ship was just discovered, not private property and isn't owned by anyone, again it's somewhat debatable on the trespassing

    • @Your-Average-Nerd
      @Your-Average-Nerd Před 11 měsíci +14

      Plus I’m like 99% sure that they were forced to participate in the illegal fight club because the guy with his staff would take their powers or something? Idrk

    • @johngentley5015
      @johngentley5015 Před 11 měsíci +6

      @@Your-Average-Nerd no the stealing the powers were kept secret, they participated cause the tournament claimed they had the Ninja’s friend who was thought deceased

    • @naimaibrahim6997
      @naimaibrahim6997 Před 11 měsíci +7

      ​@@johngentley5015so that would make them blackmail victims then

    • @Your-Average-Nerd
      @Your-Average-Nerd Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@johngentley5015 ohhhhh. That makes a lot more sense now.

    • @LuluSimsandgacha
      @LuluSimsandgacha Před 22 dny +1

      @@Your-Average-Nerd yeah

  • @themidknightmando3219
    @themidknightmando3219 Před 11 měsíci +133

    2:24 Was this just a whole EPISODE of Kai recklessly driving!?

    • @wolfdevilangel
      @wolfdevilangel Před 11 měsíci +15

      not the whole episode, but the entire scene. lasts about 4 mins

    • @willroths747
      @willroths747 Před 10 měsíci +3

      And it was on a road we’re there were no other cars so if there no one around how does it count as a crime

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 10 měsíci +5

      ​@@willroths747rewatch the episode, we do see other cars

    • @wolfdevilangel
      @wolfdevilangel Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@toasted_sandwich yeah, i believe he hits one of them

    • @LuluSimsandgacha
      @LuluSimsandgacha Před 23 dny +3

      A bit of it😊

  • @ted9254
    @ted9254 Před 11 měsíci +69

    "wearing green" as a punishable offense

    • @lilboygthorns7373
      @lilboygthorns7373 Před 11 měsíci +11

      Green is not a creative colour

    • @Pyromanicat
      @Pyromanicat Před 11 měsíci +6

      i’m pretty sure when the sons of garmadon usurped ninjago city, they outlawed wearing clothes with the colour green lmaoooo

  • @r4nd0mguy99
    @r4nd0mguy99 Před 11 měsíci +70

    Honestly, Kai is just a lawsuit waiting to happen. He was the worst when it came to using/controlling his abilities, even though it never made a lot of sense. He grew up in a blacksmith's shop. He should be aware of what fire can do.
    Considering that they commit most of their crimes as a team, that compilation could probably a lot shorter.

    • @jackwillard4
      @jackwillard4 Před 10 měsíci +10

      Legit surprised he only has three counts of Arson

    • @Mapple318
      @Mapple318 Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@jackwillard4same

  • @danielsdimension7828
    @danielsdimension7828 Před 11 měsíci +99

    276 years for Kai is madness lmao

  • @ancientbaltoy8769
    @ancientbaltoy8769 Před 11 měsíci +209

    No mention of Zane's genocide on Kraig's entire species?

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 11 měsíci +34

      wasn't on screen

    • @cadencannot
      @cadencannot Před 11 měsíci +16

      @@toasted_sandwich But it still happened with proof to back it up.

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 11 měsíci +31

      @@cadencannot im not saying it didn't happen, I'm saying it wasn't on screen so I can't really put it In the video

    • @user-bk6uq6or3c
      @user-bk6uq6or3c Před 11 měsíci +4

      🤷‍♀

    • @cadenthibodeaux5921
      @cadenthibodeaux5921 Před 11 měsíci +8

      PLUS ALL THE ATTEMPTED MURDERS OF THE VILAGERS IN THE VILLAGE THE NINJA WERE AT AND THE TRANSFORMING PPL

  • @butterflybombbringsiton7559
    @butterflybombbringsiton7559 Před 11 měsíci +28

    "Breaking amd Entering"... they're ninjas! That comes with the profession.

  • @freemakerthings4518
    @freemakerthings4518 Před 11 měsíci +32

    "Your honor, in our defense, we were all just doing what's told by Master Wu, so we're doing our jobs very well."

  • @brickinterviewertv
    @brickinterviewertv Před 11 měsíci +137

    zane would have multiple murder charges for all those he killed as the ice emperor

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 11 měsíci +25

      wasn't on screen unfortunately

    • @kolbepalladino7957
      @kolbepalladino7957 Před 11 měsíci +28

      he chould argue insanity and or under the influence of mind control

    • @kiwiselfie
      @kiwiselfie Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@kolbepalladino7957 yeah

    • @hajarjaber8043
      @hajarjaber8043 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Also Lloyd since he released pythore who released the great deviourer who killed hundreds

    • @LuluSimsandgacha
      @LuluSimsandgacha Před 23 dny

      ​@hajarjaber8043 yeah

  • @coord_inator1241
    @coord_inator1241 Před 11 měsíci +53

    The reckless driving just casually being sped up lol

  • @alxssiaap1719
    @alxssiaap1719 Před 11 měsíci +40

    My jaw dropped when I saw the 3 Life imprisonment and 91 years of jail 💀

  • @Legobuilder600.
    @Legobuilder600. Před 11 měsíci +50

    my guy lloyd resisting arrest 7 times 💀

  • @Tomy_Lightning
    @Tomy_Lightning Před 11 měsíci +56

    Kai, Jay and Zane are the only ones without a life sentence though Kai does have 276 years in prison.
    He might outlive his sentence since some people believe that elemental master (or just the main 4 ninja) have extended lifetime.

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 11 měsíci +12

      elemental masters do have an extended lifespan but it isnt that much compared to a normal human

  • @TasteTheRainbow741
    @TasteTheRainbow741 Před 11 měsíci +26

    Technically Zane, Jay, Kai, and Cole kidnapped Lloyd in season one episode four, Lloyd just ended up being okay with it lol

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 11 měsíci +11

      well they had permission from wu and he's Lloyd's uncle

    • @ShirouEmiya_BestMc
      @ShirouEmiya_BestMc Před 11 měsíci +3

      ​@toasted_sandwich, not permission from Lloyd, tho 😂

  • @plandcartoon9272
    @plandcartoon9272 Před 11 měsíci +130

    So cole has commited less crimes than the others? Makes sence

    • @plandcartoon9272
      @plandcartoon9272 Před 11 měsíci +39

      And for those who might say nya has done less my counter argument is season 5

    • @cadencannot
      @cadencannot Před 11 měsíci +25

      @@plandcartoon9272 Cole didn't do much in season 5 though. He was just a depressed ghost lmao.

    • @ahsiek
      @ahsiek Před 11 měsíci +3

      ​@quandingle_pro_69HUH??

    • @smoxthybweh
      @smoxthybweh Před 10 měsíci

      ​@quandingle_pro_69lmao

    • @itzraeeofficial_
      @itzraeeofficial_ Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@@cadencannotFr

  • @kylmiii
    @kylmiii Před 11 měsíci +44

    I think you can argue that Zane can not hold accountability on everything he did as Ice Emperor, saying that he was insane or mind controlled

  • @botbee2316
    @botbee2316 Před 11 měsíci +32

    What a bunch of amazing heroes, I hope I can be like them when I grow up.

  • @Pyromanicat
    @Pyromanicat Před 11 měsíci +32

    24:59 bro got charged with terrorism at age 9 💀

  • @erickck240
    @erickck240 Před 11 měsíci +29

    Surprised Zane wasnt charged with any warcrimes

  • @st_bin_
    @st_bin_ Před 11 měsíci +22

    I’m surprised Kai doesn’t have more than 3 counts of arson

  • @cadencannot
    @cadencannot Před 11 měsíci +32

    We not gonna mention that Nya destroyed both the cursed realm and Djinjago with all the people in it, most of which being innocent(at least the ones in Djinjago anyway).

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 11 měsíci +7

      i dont think she should be charged for djinjagos destruction but the cursed realm yea

    • @ShirouEmiya_BestMc
      @ShirouEmiya_BestMc Před 11 měsíci +7

      @toasted_sandwich i think she can because she destroyed the curse realm, thus destroying djinjago it was stated in season 6

  • @green-legacy
    @green-legacy Před 11 měsíci +48

    kai casually wearing no seatbelt HAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nameless_646
    @nameless_646 Před 11 měsíci +40

    kai - 0:00
    jay - 7:22
    zane - 13:30
    cole - 19:42
    La loyd -24:56
    Nya - 30:40
    also pin me
    your welcome 😊😊😊

  • @reggietaylor9166
    @reggietaylor9166 Před 11 měsíci +38

    None of their Skybound charges should count because they chronologically never happened

  • @AdamNaipaul-lc4sg
    @AdamNaipaul-lc4sg Před 11 měsíci +22

    The ninja commit more crimes than the villains they fight.

    • @henrybierman8431
      @henrybierman8431 Před 3 měsíci

      Nah. The stone army alone almost destroyed a city

  • @AustinSPTD1996
    @AustinSPTD1996 Před 11 měsíci +53

    I take it you’ve seen the videos from Rob’s Media. Certainly is a creative subversion to make your own with the Ninja all getting charged with crimes of their own.
    Although, I’d apply the “ends justify the means” to most of these since they were meant for stopping those who had broken the law prior. You charging Lloyd for wearing green (Garmadon’s ordinance in “Hunted”) was hilarious.

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 11 měsíci +10

      never seen those videos

    • @AustinSPTD1996
      @AustinSPTD1996 Před 11 měsíci +9

      Oh. Inspired by Mousait, Rob’s Media made three videos to list off crimes and charges of each of the franchise’s villains through “Crystalized”. They’re pretty entertaining.

  • @RebelliousRobot
    @RebelliousRobot Před 11 měsíci +21

    In all fairness, the one with the giant beetle was self-defense. And in Kai's defense, I feel like I could somewhat excuse the second time, since he was aiming for the villain's helicopter, but even then, that would have possibly caused more damage if he didn't miss. Like what if it went out of control and crashed in the prison? Could possibly be charged not just with arson, but also property damage, and murder. That first case of arson, he blew up Cole's motorbike, so that can definitely qualify should Cole choose to press charges. The shipwreck, which we learn is the Destiny's Bounty, most likely isn't government property. In the case of the first child endangerment, didn't Lloyd just willfully walk into an area of combat? Unless putting him in a barrel was the qualifying factor.
    True, Jay, Cole, and Zane assaulted Kai. Lucky for them, Kai chose not to press charges. Jay crashing into a billboard, that was an accident, as accidental damage is not a crime. He is legally required to repair/pay for damages though. Jay falling through the roof (twice) in Possession, I blame weak construction. In terms of assaulting Kraig, hard to tell if he actually qualifies as an animal. Do yetis count as animals? Actually, that bit where he kicked Kai in anger, that can technically be aggravated assault.
    Zane's second case of assault (since he was one of the three that assaulted Kai), that one was just by accident. Actually, all he did was accidentally toss an egg on some kid, which may cause some burning. First case of graverobbing, does it really count if it's some ancient artifact that, at the time, was not under government surveillance? Meanwhile in "Secrets of the Forbidden Spinjitzu", Zane was tricked into thinking he was someone else.
    As far as everyone smuggling weapons into his dad's home, I mean, they're lucky Cole's dad didn't press charges.
    Lloyd charged for wearing green is one of the dumbest laws ever and I don't know why it's a thing.
    Nya's charge for chemical warfare... she should be lucky none of them, especially her brother pressed charges.

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 11 měsíci +5

      yea Kai putting Lloyd into the barrel was the reason, also wearing Green was illegal while garmadon was in control in s9

  • @TheIceCreamWizard
    @TheIceCreamWizard Před 11 měsíci +23

    “I can fix him”
    Him:

  • @sobblegaming350
    @sobblegaming350 Před 11 měsíci +120

    You can't be serious that kai didn't do anything wrong in season 7-10

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 11 měsíci +59

      I should've put in Kai attacking Ray in S7 but other than that he didn't really commit any crimes

    • @frogs3338
      @frogs3338 Před 11 měsíci +10

      Animal abuse: 🫥

    • @rafiftristanwikantara4911
      @rafiftristanwikantara4911 Před 11 měsíci +10

      ⁠@@toasted_sandwich In This Case At Least He Actually Had Good Reasons To Do Those “Crimes”

    • @percythegreenengine3627
      @percythegreenengine3627 Před 11 měsíci +6

      ​@@toasted_sandwichwhat about the people zane froze/killed(kinda) in the never realm

    • @legosnek
      @legosnek Před 11 měsíci +7

      There was a scene from season 8 at 4:43

  • @kellyntaylor8184
    @kellyntaylor8184 Před 11 měsíci +11

    Kai: 53 crimes if you add everything
    Jay: 50 crimes
    Zane: also 50
    Cole: 37
    Lloyd: also 37
    Finally: Nya 11
    Edit: All of them combined have committed 238 crimes

  • @Hirpina81
    @Hirpina81 Před 11 měsíci +8

    Most of those things are REAL ninja things. Sometimes I wonder why they are so naive, when they're able to do such things we can easily call crimes.
    And when they dress all black, they are supposed to reckognise each other by moves, not by their colors.
    Ah ah, the Ninja we deserve! ♡

  • @sones.
    @sones. Před 11 měsíci +18

    The "He knows" had me rolling and jeezus christ Jay's is the #1 animal abuser and didn't he blow up the monasteries south wing?

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 11 měsíci +5

      he blew up the practice room too, too bad it wasnt on screen

  • @Cake2019_6
    @Cake2019_6 Před 11 měsíci +15

    I like the fact that they literally hold Pythor a literal Snake that is capable to eat Animals or Humans that are at least as tall as himself (I just say his dead tribe) in jail and don't put any effort to make sure that he doesn't kill someone i mean in that one fight in Crystalized Pythor could easily bite Kai and thus killing him (if Kai wouldn't be able to defend himself of course)

  • @ItsTundrian
    @ItsTundrian Před 11 měsíci +29

    Wouldn’t Jay falling through the house in s5 for “Property Damage” not be his fault? He didn’t mean to.

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 11 měsíci +17

      if you're playing baseball in your yard and break your neighbors window that'd be property Damage, so intent doesn't matter

    • @DEIFAN
      @DEIFAN Před 11 měsíci +2

      In Cali Jay Could Sue them

  • @spiderhater4208
    @spiderhater4208 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Lloyd was a villain as a child

  • @pumpkinheartwcue
    @pumpkinheartwcue Před 11 měsíci +12

    Ninjas: *Does crimes in almost every single episode.*
    Also them: We are heroes:)
    Jk

  • @greenhydra10
    @greenhydra10 Před 10 měsíci +7

    I'm glad my belief that Kai's and Lloyd's jail time would be way higher than the rest was right.

    • @hajarjaber8043
      @hajarjaber8043 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Kai because he's kai, and Lloyds because of the things he did as a child.

  • @JustJorby
    @JustJorby Před 11 měsíci +11

    About the “resisting arrest” involving the new ninja, they were more…resisting the possibility of being POUNDED TO A PULP!

  • @RiseLeon_Turtle
    @RiseLeon_Turtle Před 11 měsíci +20

    Actually jay didnt fight in prison, he was the only one who just stood there (well until he threw a bowl lol).

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 11 měsíci +14

      cole was the only one that didn't fight, he just used a tray as a shield

    • @RiseLeon_Turtle
      @RiseLeon_Turtle Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@toasted_sandwich I thought he threw a cake.

    • @Golden_Freddy1987
      @Golden_Freddy1987 Před 8 měsíci

      @@RiseLeon_Turtle he would never he would prob just eat it lol

    • @RiseLeon_Turtle
      @RiseLeon_Turtle Před 8 měsíci +1

      @Golden_Freddy1987 he did try an eat the cake, then he threw it if im not mistaken

    • @Golden_Freddy1987
      @Golden_Freddy1987 Před 8 měsíci

      @@RiseLeon_Turtle yeah because the cake was hard like a rock but he didn't trow it at someone

  • @DarkShadow-hy6iq
    @DarkShadow-hy6iq Před 11 měsíci +21

    We just gonan forget about half the crines Nya commited season 2, 5, 9, 10, 13...

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 11 měsíci +6

      besides the whole killing the entire Cursed Realm thing what crimes did she commit in those seasons

    • @DarkShadow-hy6iq
      @DarkShadow-hy6iq Před 11 měsíci +7

      @@toasted_sandwich well she destroyed a lot of property in season 1 and 2 as samurai x, she also broke into many areas, she killed a bunch of souls, the cursed realm and jinjago, she's stolen, attacked civilians l, breaking and entering and the list goes on

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 11 měsíci +2

      none of those happened in the seasons you mentioned

    • @wr423
      @wr423 Před 11 měsíci +4

      ​@@toasted_sandwichThey just said nya destroyed a lot of property during season 2, which was a season that they mentioned

  • @Jordanfnfanimatios
    @Jordanfnfanimatios Před 11 měsíci +5

    This is why the Ninja shouldn't be the protectors,... just get the new Ninja instead

  • @richieflareon3530
    @richieflareon3530 Před 10 měsíci +4

    I don’t know why but I have this feeling Nya should have a longer sentence
    Maybe harboring criminals? Being the ninja that is

  • @Angela-ur5yf
    @Angela-ur5yf Před 11 měsíci +8

    32 minutes...
    huh..this is...Shocking..
    I though there'd be more 😂

  • @pamona9379
    @pamona9379 Před 10 měsíci +1

    That's amazing that you documented every one of their crimes. Kudos to you for spending 3 months on this!

  • @colinlevert3700
    @colinlevert3700 Před 11 měsíci +3

    the Ninjas arrested this is an outrage of all the nerve after all the good they have done how dare those people arrested them sheesh shame on them.

  • @Echo_Draws_
    @Echo_Draws_ Před 11 měsíci +25

    Lloyd and Zane are the only ones surviving those prison sentences…

    • @kavonsimon4429
      @kavonsimon4429 Před 2 měsíci

      How?

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 2 měsíci

      @kavonsimon4429 Lloyd got a long lifespan and Zane is a robot

    • @kavonsimon4429
      @kavonsimon4429 Před 2 měsíci

      @toasted_sandwich
      I understand that Zane is a nindroid.

    • @kavonsimon4429
      @kavonsimon4429 Před 2 měsíci

      @toasted_sandwich
      It is how long can Oni live?

    • @kavonsimon4429
      @kavonsimon4429 Před 2 měsíci

      How long is Lloyd's lifespan compared to the other ninjas?

  • @lordbuckinghamBURGER
    @lordbuckinghamBURGER Před 10 měsíci +2

    Cole: sentenced 1 life imprisonment and 133 years. Bro is going to jail in his next life too

  • @Qhina
    @Qhina Před 11 měsíci +11

    ZANE,WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

  • @r0ses574
    @r0ses574 Před 11 měsíci +3

    i could never have the patience to make a video like this- GOOD JOB!!!!!!

  • @SPRINKLEZZZ7
    @SPRINKLEZZZ7 Před 10 měsíci +2

    28:24 i remembered this one where err i think garmadon or harumi banned wearing green 😭😭

  • @DoubleS36
    @DoubleS36 Před rokem +5

    I’ve been waiting for a video like this

  • @Outlaw-K-7
    @Outlaw-K-7 Před 11 měsíci +19

    0:50 ok what is the point of saying the weapons can't be so close together, if you can keep them in a suitcase?

    • @pierrefurtif224
      @pierrefurtif224 Před 11 měsíci +6

      No, no, he's got a point

    • @BeanBurrito1
      @BeanBurrito1 Před 11 měsíci +2

      no the weapons have to touch

    • @TheIceCreamWizard
      @TheIceCreamWizard Před 11 měsíci

      @@BeanBurrito1samukai didn't have the weapons touch

    • @BeanBurrito1
      @BeanBurrito1 Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@TheIceCreamWizard he died because he held them all at once and at that time no mortal could possess all of them at once

  • @GodEditz300
    @GodEditz300 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Are we not ignoring the fact the lloyd is an active terrorist and kai is a menace to society☠️☠️

  • @jaybird1650
    @jaybird1650 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Lloyd having 3 lifetimes is so funny to me

  • @BeASpaceFanForWhatsRight
    @BeASpaceFanForWhatsRight Před 11 měsíci +4

    Kai is gonna end up like Wu got a style like Bruce teachin everybody how to do kungfu

  • @teamcobennash7880
    @teamcobennash7880 Před 11 měsíci +9

    Why is Cole not being charged for identity theft in season 2 at Dareths dojo?

  • @asap._m34t
    @asap._m34t Před 10 měsíci +2

    ninjago is directed towards kids but it has encouraging child endangerment, trespassing, animal abuse, assaut, disturbing a shipwreck site, property damage, leaving a minor unattended, smuggling weapons into a home, aggravated assault, harassment, attempted battery on a police officer, reckless driving, stowaway, participating in a illegal fight club, open flames in public, resisting arrest, fighting in prison, jailbreak, arson, theft, hacking, impersonation, street racing, terrorism, starting a war of aggression, robbery, holding hostages, vandalism, causing assault, chemical warfare, grand theft auto and distracted driving

  • @LimeS3003
    @LimeS3003 Před 11 měsíci +7

    If they didnt do all that lets just say the show wouldve lasted 13 minutes

  • @Chair592
    @Chair592 Před 11 měsíci +3

    There are no canon laws in ninjago basically if someone kills you you better pray all ninjas come to save you with a chance of the killer running away and the police cant do anything

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 11 měsíci +3

      yes there are, in one of the mini movies nya brings up that trespassing is against Ninjago Law

    • @Chair592
      @Chair592 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@toasted_sandwich other than trespassing in a world that gets constantly put in danger every month or year do they have their own laws or just the same laws irl?

  • @waffelz_
    @waffelz_ Před 11 měsíci +3

    LEGO: Property Damage

  • @sugarcapart
    @sugarcapart Před 11 měsíci +2

    I was thinking that it’d be funny to do a LEGO Monkie Kid one before I realized two of the main characters sliced an entire building before it exploded just cuz some villains they were fighting were on top of it god I love lego shows

  • @annasrattu7595
    @annasrattu7595 Před 11 měsíci +6

    lol. by far the best excuse is repairing an AC. hands down...

  • @Franjo5000
    @Franjo5000 Před 11 měsíci +3

    So Jay has the shortest sentence.

  • @legofanaditya
    @legofanaditya Před 6 měsíci +2

    Zane literally commited genocide against the Yetis.

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 6 měsíci

      couldn't include it it wasn't on screen

    • @legofanaditya
      @legofanaditya Před 6 měsíci

      @@toasted_sandwich Krag (the yeti) showes Cole a Blizzard Samurai sword near his cave, that was a scene you should have included

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 6 měsíci

      @@legofanaditya I only include it if it's them actually committing the crime

    • @legofanaditya
      @legofanaditya Před 6 měsíci

      @@toasted_sandwich Oh ok

  • @rubenwalsh5553
    @rubenwalsh5553 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Can't wait to watch this

  • @KaydHK
    @KaydHK Před 11 měsíci +2

    This deserves more likes and more views💀💀

  • @mateomzARCHIVES
    @mateomzARCHIVES Před 7 měsíci +4

    11:29 Counterpoint: That’s a literal monster.

  • @TableOnFire
    @TableOnFire Před 11 měsíci +6

    This is so fk cool i dont even know why i laughed so much 😭😭💀

  • @Rip_Heavenss
    @Rip_Heavenss Před 11 měsíci +5

    12:03 ong idk why that kick got me dying laughing

  • @Bill-oj6vj
    @Bill-oj6vj Před 11 měsíci +3

    lloyd also rammed his car into kryptarium in s8. it looked awesome, but it was definitely property damage.

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 11 měsíci +3

      i completely forgot about that, but he didnt ram his car, he blew up the door

    • @Bill-oj6vj
      @Bill-oj6vj Před 11 měsíci

      @@toasted_sandwich oh ok, that's even worse. also I think Cole was innocent in the crystalized prison fight because he didn't attack anyone - he only defended himself.

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 11 měsíci

      yea I know that's why I didn't put it in his charges

    • @Bill-oj6vj
      @Bill-oj6vj Před 11 měsíci

      @@toasted_sandwich oh it thought you did, my bad sorry

  • @SebArts999
    @SebArts999 Před 11 měsíci +7

    19:15 Ayo what they’re doing to him? 🤨

  • @selinabegum2001
    @selinabegum2001 Před 10 měsíci +3

    kai: Loyd your not suppsed to be here *proceeds to dump the 8 year old headfirst in a barrel*

  • @Lucas61616
    @Lucas61616 Před měsícem +1

    The property damage charge for the scene with the mini Stone Warriors very likely doesn't count. The Curator, or at the very least a museum staff of some importance asked for the Ninja specifically to help deal with the problem and even asked them to try and contain things to the gift shop. While the outcome certainly isn't ideal, they were all called in willingly by the museum and even given tentative allowance to go wild with it as long as they tried to contain the fighting to the one room. Unless the entire museum staff felt like changing their minds and raising a fuss over it all at once the moment the Overlord was "dealt" with, no charges could be levied there frankly.

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před měsícem

      well regardless of what they said they still destroyed that entire room

  • @RayIsntReal
    @RayIsntReal Před 10 měsíci +1

    I was watching this with my brother and then “wearing green” came up. That’s probably the hardest I have ever laughed in a long time

  • @Deity_devil
    @Deity_devil Před 11 měsíci

    I’ve been waiting for this video since “if ninjago villains where charged for there crimes”

  • @ancientbaltoy8769
    @ancientbaltoy8769 Před 11 měsíci +4

    We counting the crimes of child Lloyd?

    • @toasted_sandwich
      @toasted_sandwich  Před 11 měsíci +3

      no one is above the law ‼️🇺🇸🦅🦅🗣

  • @SeleneLorde.borginc
    @SeleneLorde.borginc Před 11 měsíci

    The scene in the mini van with sally is one of my favorites in all of ninjago

  • @jackcawley6423
    @jackcawley6423 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Zane and Lloyd are the only two that would have survived

  • @glukko8245
    @glukko8245 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I love how you charched lloyd for wearing green in hunted

  • @Pillowmint257
    @Pillowmint257 Před měsícem +1

    And they say they shouldn't be in jail... 😅 unfortunately thanks to Lloyd's oni heritage he will be able to actually go to prison for those life imprisonments and 91 years...

  • @Krispy_MM2
    @Krispy_MM2 Před 11 měsíci +1

    good video

  • @j.gbankai3303
    @j.gbankai3303 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Nice video. Uhh let's just forget that nya committed murder S5-S6 when she destroyed Cursed Realm than in turn destroying almost all of Djinjago and killing all of the Dijnns

  • @Inf_edits107
    @Inf_edits107 Před 11 měsíci +2

    5:51 Kai started a fight Whith a caniball

  • @bocatxoca
    @bocatxoca Před 11 měsíci +6

    Zane was assaulting anybody he was being controlled

  • @ZarenaR
    @ZarenaR Před 5 měsíci

    I love the wearing green crime it's a great reference to the season 😂

  • @zacharytempel1526
    @zacharytempel1526 Před 10 dny

    Oh and can you do if Ninjago villains were charged for their crimes

  • @whitebutterflyfingersofcolour
    @whitebutterflyfingersofcolour Před 10 měsíci

    This is perectly awesome

  • @Cumrel
    @Cumrel Před 2 dny

    Okey, but if you breaking some property because its the only way of dealing with some ancient ghost horror, its just self-defence.

  • @Bobtheperson-pt5il
    @Bobtheperson-pt5il Před 11 měsíci +3

    And yet the ninja still act like they don’t belong in jail

  • @somerandomchannel479
    @somerandomchannel479 Před 11 měsíci +1

    The fact this goes on for 32 minutes

  • @hello9515
    @hello9515 Před 11 měsíci +1

    12:22 may be counted as grand larceny since it was so vital