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  • @nottwok1118
    @nottwok1118 Před 2 lety +8193

    Zuck is literally a text to speech person that somehow became conscious

    • @cptnmochi
      @cptnmochi Před 2 lety +29

      Lmao

    • @clalyrics441
      @clalyrics441 Před 2 lety +46

      lmfao this makes so much sense

    • @edjamaz4636
      @edjamaz4636 Před 2 lety +51

      The weird thing is he's gotten creepier over time. Like he used to seem pretty easygoing and chill: czcams.com/video/xFFs9UgOAlE/video.html
      It's so strange that most people get less awkward and more comfortable on camera with success thanks to media training, but he's just become a shell of a man

    • @angelsallurecabaret
      @angelsallurecabaret Před 2 lety +1

      hahahha

    • @velvetaeon2774
      @velvetaeon2774 Před 2 lety +8

      Meat smoke awakened him

  • @sachinsingh1469
    @sachinsingh1469 Před 2 lety +5317

    Those awkward pauses in the Zuck's speech is him trying to reconnect to the mainframe.

  • @Dianderson1816
    @Dianderson1816 Před 2 lety +4418

    I feel like they spent hours trying to work with him to be less awkward and this is the best take

    • @ronank2432
      @ronank2432 Před 2 lety +71

      knowing zucc has zero self awareness, not suprised if its all first take

    • @spoonman9584
      @spoonman9584 Před 2 lety +8

      @@leok4385 wat?

    • @Nookiezilla
      @Nookiezilla Před 2 lety +4

      @@leok4385 what?

    • @gibbyjibby0
      @gibbyjibby0 Před 2 lety +1

      @@leok4385 ?

    • @spaceowl5957
      @spaceowl5957 Před 2 lety +12

      Mark was actually quite charming when he was still a college student. But now he’s so stiff and tense and seems repressed af.

  • @mrnobody2222
    @mrnobody2222 Před 2 lety +3070

    Is Facebook’s goal is to make everyone as isolated and depressed as possible?

    • @HotCheetoGirl_
      @HotCheetoGirl_ Před 2 lety +238

      Feels like it lol. Or he's trying to accomplish everything sci-fi movies warn us about...

    • @dismantledbrain5910
      @dismantledbrain5910 Před 2 lety +78

      I mean that does make you self-absorbed and seeking external validation online, which social media thrives on.

    • @hypnagogue
      @hypnagogue Před 2 lety +89

      unironically yes. it’s yet another capitalist form of oppression of the working class that not everyone realizes because we’re taught not to.

    • @user-zw8uc4rm1m
      @user-zw8uc4rm1m Před 2 lety +9

      @@hypnagogue lol this isnt about capitalism

    • @megandolan9020
      @megandolan9020 Před 2 lety +36

      @@user-zw8uc4rm1m what’s it about then

  • @TheSmithguy12
    @TheSmithguy12 Před 2 lety +11524

    Zuc puts his hair on everyday like a lego guy and no one can tell me anything else about that.

  • @lovrboi
    @lovrboi Před 2 lety +6345

    the way cody’s impression of him sounds like kermit is KILLING ME

    • @ethanrhorer8528
      @ethanrhorer8528 Před 2 lety +57

      I contro+f'd "kermit" just to find this comment lmao

    • @ladydiamond6611
      @ladydiamond6611 Před 2 lety +2

      this............yes

    • @HotCheetoGirl_
      @HotCheetoGirl_ Před 2 lety +25

      Lol I just said this but zucc sounds like Kermit himself anyways

    • @emmawright360
      @emmawright360 Před 2 lety +7

      Came to the comments at :58 just hoping someone had made this comment

    • @avaree2271
      @avaree2271 Před 2 lety +20

      Weird how Kermit's voice can sound like Zuckerberg and Jordan Peterson in two different ways

  • @daleebarrick2765
    @daleebarrick2765 Před 2 lety +980

    The Facebook workers all putting on their VR headsets has the same energy of that Spongebob movie where Plankton has everyone wearing chum buckets on their heads.

    • @hobisdimples94
      @hobisdimples94 Před 2 lety +14

      I stg I knew that seemed damn familiar 🤣😭👋

    • @Jonmal0ne
      @Jonmal0ne Před 2 lety +7

      Forgot to mention how the gov't makes you put on little paper masks on everyday since almost two years, "for your safety". :)

    • @devontehardimon1792
      @devontehardimon1792 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Jonmal0ne You must be fun to hangout with 🙄

    • @Jonmal0ne
      @Jonmal0ne Před 2 lety +2

      @@devontehardimon1792 I don’t hang out with plebes, soz

    • @devontehardimon1792
      @devontehardimon1792 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Jonmal0ne LOL you're really using the word plebe is hilarious 😂 maybe you are fun

  • @hollyehr
    @hollyehr Před 2 lety +766

    The idea of a meta verse is so dystopian. Wall-E is going to be reality before long

  • @yunglemur1215
    @yunglemur1215 Před 2 lety +3210

    Can’t wait to be chilling in the flying koi pond and get interrupted by a wish advert.

  • @limbobby
    @limbobby Před 2 lety +5761

    Love that Cody's impersonation of Mark sounds like Kermit the Frog

    • @stvlgs112
      @stvlgs112 Před 2 lety

      *That's where Cody Ko has gone:*
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html

    • @elyseshires6314
      @elyseshires6314 Před 2 lety +41

      It’s giving Elmo too lmao

    • @bhinovert
      @bhinovert Před 2 lety +6

      as i commented that i saw this 😭

    • @sirkkusalomaa4644
      @sirkkusalomaa4644 Před 2 lety +69

      I love how Mark's impression of a human being sounds like Kermit the Frog

    • @Jamjosh
      @Jamjosh Před 2 lety +25

      I think you mean Mark's human impression sounds like Kermit the Frog.

  • @MillerJustinFS
    @MillerJustinFS Před 2 lety +711

    I love how a billion dollar corporation is making commercials that are the same quality as the local mom and pop mattress store.

    • @spoonman9584
      @spoonman9584 Před 2 lety +8

      The "Why buy a maaaattress ANYwhere else. *ding*" song is from a small business (mattressworld) where I used to live. I still can't get it out of my head. In fact, that saying infects other things too, whenever I feel content, like when I bite into some good mexican food: "Why buy a taaaaco ANYwhere else. *ding*"
      It's there forever now.

    • @kylemartz854
      @kylemartz854 Před 2 lety +1

      Trillion dollar company

    • @weakw1ll
      @weakw1ll Před 2 lety +1

      Yet he has us brainwashed. When the facebook ding went off in the video i look at my phone. At this moment i realized mark isnt the fool, i am the fool. We are already in the metaverse

  • @ifwecouldvote
    @ifwecouldvote Před 2 lety +644

    We already have a metaverse. It's called "going outside".

    • @spoonman9584
      @spoonman9584 Před 2 lety +69

      BUT WHERE ARE THE FLOATING KOI FISH DEAN?! YOU CAN'T ANSWER THAT CAN YOU?!

    • @ifwecouldvote
      @ifwecouldvote Před 2 lety +6

      @@spoonman9584 don't need 'em. Next!

    • @ifwecouldvote
      @ifwecouldvote Před 2 lety +6

      @Heidi skateboarding. Next!

    • @spiegel9462
      @spiegel9462 Před 2 lety +11

      @Heidi This will blow your mind, sit down...
      Surfing exists in real life

    • @bilbobaggins3464
      @bilbobaggins3464 Před 2 lety +1

      One of the biggest things in life a person can accomplish is being happy with what you have. That takes time effort and awareness. It's like training yourself. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying don't strive for something better. ALWAYS strive for something better, but in a healthy way, while you are also enjoying the life you have now. Social media gives people unfulfillable desires, a constant form of distraction that fucks up your brain and hormones and distracts us from our actual life, which in the end caused many people to be depressed and drove them to nihilism, and basically being a "doomer". Learning to live is A THING. And you cannot learn to live if you're on your phone 8 hours a day. You need to get out there and have real human connection and actually do some real shit. Or there will be no doubts that healthy relationships, marriages and families will be done and gone in the future, because we won't have mature people anymore. Most teenagers nowadays have social anxiety, wonder why.

  • @adopteddivide31
    @adopteddivide31 Před 2 lety +3257

    Mark should’ve made himself an animated lizard. Now THAT’S meta.

    • @CatsandCarrots06
      @CatsandCarrots06 Před 2 lety +36

      Underrated comment

    • @seriouslyobsessed947
      @seriouslyobsessed947 Před 2 lety +1

      I’m down for that

    • @averythesuperhero
      @averythesuperhero Před 2 lety +66

      Cody didn't show it but Mark actually made a comment in reference to the rumor that he's a robot.
      He entered that card game and saw his friend with the robot avatar and Mark said "Hey, I thought *I* was supposed to be the robot!"
      He's becoming self aware

    • @shilohgoes5544
      @shilohgoes5544 Před 2 lety +9

      @@averythesuperhero that’s the lamest way he could’ve made that joke tbh

    • @adorablewaffles9818
      @adorablewaffles9818 Před 2 lety +1

      @@shilohgoes5544 trueee 😭😭

  • @jackbrooks3302
    @jackbrooks3302 Před 2 lety +2735

    honestly amazing that mark is so devoid of emotion cody didn't realize he was talking about HIS OWN DOG

  • @Ryniano
    @Ryniano Před 2 lety +872

    Mark has somehow managed to become a “human” that sits in the uncanny valley

    • @kayhope2602
      @kayhope2602 Před 2 lety +13

      I feel like that’s a side affect of knowing the secrets of the universe

    • @pachnodalove9406
      @pachnodalove9406 Před 2 lety +5

      huu maan

  • @breannetaylor1691
    @breannetaylor1691 Před 2 lety +331

    The fact that he’s one of the richest people on the planet and that commercial was the best they could do…. Ya doesn’t sit right with me

  • @STOPjammietime
    @STOPjammietime Před 2 lety +4029

    why does everything about Mark look computer generated even when he's just being filmed in person

    • @brittbc4215
      @brittbc4215 Před 2 lety +166

      Yes, he almost looks animated

    • @indimay7339
      @indimay7339 Před 2 lety +105

      Yeah like I feel bad but he just doesn’t look real

    • @Bahar-mo7xc
      @Bahar-mo7xc Před 2 lety +59

      he's so scary😭

    • @rhazberet
      @rhazberet Před 2 lety +74

      if i saw mark in person id probs scream

    • @spenbour16
      @spenbour16 Před 2 lety +85

      Wouldnt be surprised if it was a deep fake, his time is worth too much $$ to spend time filming

  • @kailajensen1021
    @kailajensen1021 Před 2 lety +6164

    Cody’s voice impression of mark zuckerberg was on point

    • @stvlgs112
      @stvlgs112 Před 2 lety

      *That's where Cody Ko has gone:*
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html

    • @kailajensen1021
      @kailajensen1021 Před 2 lety +74

      STOP WITH ALL THESE BOTS I CANT TAKE IT

    • @christophe8196
      @christophe8196 Před 2 lety +96

      sounds like kermit

    • @stvlgs112
      @stvlgs112 Před 2 lety

      *That's where CodyKo has gone:*
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html

    • @AP.Productions
      @AP.Productions Před 2 lety +2

      @@christophe8196 facts

  • @Eralen00
    @Eralen00 Před 2 lety +225

    You have to see this, BEAST IS GOING CRAAAZY
    The dog: Literally just runs. Just normally, one time

  • @ryank838
    @ryank838 Před 2 lety +329

    Zuck is literally one of the richest people and he couldn’t find people that could follow a tune or keep a note for a marketing song

  • @crispy9985
    @crispy9985 Před 2 lety +5540

    Cody judges Mark’s actions like how I judge myself after talking to people.

  • @maggiesebastian9740
    @maggiesebastian9740 Před 2 lety +1793

    Don't be too hard on Mark Z. It's not easy for aliens when inhabiting their first human body.

    • @stvlgs112
      @stvlgs112 Před 2 lety

      *That's where Cody Ko has gone:*
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html

    • @H0ffmans_Girl
      @H0ffmans_Girl Před 2 lety +2

      🤣

    • @USER-G291
      @USER-G291 Před 2 lety +39

      I’d agree but he’s on his 3rd now he should have got hold of it by now

    • @komal146
      @komal146 Před 2 lety +9

      We dont use those words anymore dude. It's a lizard droid 3.3 , not alien.

    • @trinityolusola394
      @trinityolusola394 Před 2 lety +1

      😂😂caught me off guard!

  • @peachy_talisman
    @peachy_talisman Před 2 lety +477

    Cody: "I'm deleting Instagram."
    Also Cody: *puts his @ in the outro*

    • @picsbyshrey
      @picsbyshrey Před 2 lety +8

      this man ;has not changed his outro in years I love it

    • @konohamaru8497
      @konohamaru8497 Před 2 lety

      Maybe he meant the Instagram app in his phone not his account 😆

    • @ryanhernandez8324
      @ryanhernandez8324 Před 2 lety

      @@konohamaru8497 Yeah, he'd say "my Instagram" if it was his account

  • @paigekoch6826
    @paigekoch6826 Před 2 lety +168

    cody immediately changing his mind the second he sees surfing is killing me

  • @nickisnotgreen
    @nickisnotgreen Před 2 lety +5358

    that song at the end broke me. i think they recorded the vocals beforehand and then just downloaded a random royalty free song for the instrumental??? it didn’t even line up

  • @danielbeck3493
    @danielbeck3493 Před 2 lety +7004

    Doesn’t anybody else find this absolutely horrifying? It’s the premise behind it. We need to be moving AWAY from relying on technology to socialize. The people on top of big tech and social media know how addicting and mind numbing it has been to everyone and keep going deeper with these things. It’s nuts.

    • @SerenaKaos
      @SerenaKaos Před 2 lety +81

      Why don't u have millions of likes in this comment!!

    • @blanxproductions5839
      @blanxproductions5839 Před 2 lety +471

      not to mention, every conversation will be recorded and monitored. Kind of already the situation now with phones and such, but to a much higher degree. A literal complete lack of privacy

    • @NotAdultingToday
      @NotAdultingToday Před 2 lety +419

      I find this whole metaverse really scary. More and more people are losing connection with the real world and real experiences . We need less social media and we don't need a metaverse.

    • @danielbeck3493
      @danielbeck3493 Před 2 lety +161

      @@NotAdultingToday I couldn’t agree more. We see more and more how much of an effect social media has on people simply by observing the younger generations. When I was a kid, I’m so thankful to have a childhood before social media took a stranglehold on the development of human beings as a whole. It didn’t really kick off until I became a teenager in high school. It’s nuts to see how elementary level kids act now compared to how they acted back before the internet was raising people to be fake in every regard. It’s making everyone more vitriolic, hateful and more disrespectful than ever before. It’s alarming and it feels like nothing can be done because the people behind this most likely know that there is already a generation of people now who know of nothing but technology as a part of their life and they will capitalize on the fact that they don’t care that there was once a time where we had to interact with the world and be present. It’s scary to think that the very nature we come from will become obsolete and humans will blindly ignore their problems and suffer the consequences of a crippling addiction that is far too powerful for many to realize.

    • @danielbeck3493
      @danielbeck3493 Před 2 lety +78

      Ever see Ready Player One? This shit SCARES me. Like it is that real.

  • @sydneyforte552
    @sydneyforte552 Před 2 lety +88

    Sometimes I forget that Cody went to duke and is actually smart as shit

  • @jules6534
    @jules6534 Před 2 lety +323

    Im honestly convinced that mark is not human he’s literally not there’s no way

    • @ronank2432
      @ronank2432 Před 2 lety +21

      he literally looks like the character android in star trek in one of the video or maybe just that is his avatar

    • @organa1626
      @organa1626 Před 2 lety +21

      He's definitely an android that escaped a government facility

    • @paiger6058
      @paiger6058 Před 2 lety +2

      He isn’t.

  • @psychadelicpotato8580
    @psychadelicpotato8580 Před 2 lety +1143

    Why do I feel that If Mark Zuck auditioned for a role to play himself, he'd still fail miserably and not get the part.

    • @jojijoestar7233
      @jojijoestar7233 Před 2 lety +34

      Jesse Eisenberg as the new CEO of Meta

    • @retro34
      @retro34 Před 2 lety +4

      @@jojijoestar7233 that's such slander Jesse displays SO much emotion. Maybe even too much. Zuck is literally computer generated like the fucking Gorillaz bro

    • @AdrianAspra
      @AdrianAspra Před 2 lety +4

      @@retro34 i think he means it as in jesse is a better option

    • @retro34
      @retro34 Před 2 lety +4

      @@AdrianAspra mb I'm a lizard I can't read

  • @daph1738
    @daph1738 Před 2 lety +2439

    the ideas the top 1% come up with are actually immensely terrifying. These creations all seem like a distraction from reality and the issues they could fix with the snap of a finger. It’s almost disgusting

    • @TheRealCocoColours
      @TheRealCocoColours Před 2 lety +192

      thats because theyre profiting off of those issues. the top 1% could end any suffering on this planet but they choose not to because thats how they got where they are in the first place.

    • @rayrayisfruity
      @rayrayisfruity Před 2 lety +85

      okay thank you for this comment because i was like surely i can’t be the only one rabidly opposed to this. it’s horrifying and depressing

    • @hannaciszewska554
      @hannaciszewska554 Před 2 lety +22

      "almost"

    • @michaelmissik9701
      @michaelmissik9701 Před 2 lety +8

      Maybe the top 0.1%. Anyone who makes over 32,000 dollars a year are in the 1%

    • @metrion1723
      @metrion1723 Před 2 lety +20

      @@michaelmissik9701 that stat sounds really unrealistic

  • @EveVening8375
    @EveVening8375 Před 2 lety +40

    Mark's tone was so deadpan when he was talking to his wife about the video of their cute dog. The fact that Cody didn't even realize who that was is sending me 🤣

    • @Magicalnora
      @Magicalnora Před 2 lety +7

      For a minute I thought beast was their kid and shed called to show him their first steps 💀

  • @maphu7487
    @maphu7487 Před 2 lety +113

    At the surfing portion I can’t be the only one that noticed them trying to be self aware and put in the sunscreen mark as a skin?

  • @KaneAndPia
    @KaneAndPia Před 2 lety +4847

    I want Cody to use his Zuckerberg voice for all videos moving forward.

  • @Doodle_girl_rebecca
    @Doodle_girl_rebecca Před 2 lety +2375

    I love how Zuck redirected all his energy to the “Metaverse” instead of doing something about the actual issues in his company. Nice dude

    • @HeavyMetalorRockfan9
      @HeavyMetalorRockfan9 Před 2 lety +111

      theyre desperately trying to get younger users onto facebook itself, i have no clue why since young people do tend to use instagram

    • @lowkeybruja
      @lowkeybruja Před 2 lety +56

      the more fb destroys actual society and makes the real world fully dystopian, the more appealing his goofy metaverse is gonna look by comparison.

    • @r0tt3dfl3sh4
      @r0tt3dfl3sh4 Před 2 lety +32

      I can't imagine this bullshit looking remotely attractive to anyone... creepy company and creepy people and creepy videos. One reason he looks so fucked up is he has no eyebrows or eyelashes. His outfit looks like an early green screen movement video like they're going to take out his body and put in another one. His movements look like a person with autism who is flailing his arms out of anxiety. How many takes of this did they do, and how is this the best they could come up with? I really hope this company goes down!!

    • @brittanytoczko
      @brittanytoczko Před 2 lety +20

      It’s a distraction tactic

    • @brittanytoczko
      @brittanytoczko Před 2 lety +4

      @Mark Zuckerberg HAHAHA

  • @aleksiapetrovich6813
    @aleksiapetrovich6813 Před 2 lety +98

    Cody: “It’s not easy to be on camera”
    My mind immediately: “frictionless”

  • @joshs2734
    @joshs2734 Před 2 lety +88

    This whole Metaverse thing is the most "Saturday morning cartoon, take over the world plan" I've ever seen in real life. The entire concept just seems bonkers and honestly terrifying. There's no way it's actually going to come together. The entire idea will be dead within a year.

  • @danoof14th
    @danoof14th Před 2 lety +1593

    Mark looks like a man I would never want to see angry. Not due to fear, just due to the Monster induced rage I feel like he'd go through and the awkwardness everyone else would feel.

    • @kremitthefrag5718
      @kremitthefrag5718 Před 2 lety +74

      He can't fully express human emotion. He doesn't have any eyebrows

    • @jamesgarrett7844
      @jamesgarrett7844 Před 2 lety +33

      Imagine kermit the frog yelling at you with an indiscernible facial expression

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun Před 2 lety +1

      @@kremitthefrag5718 LMAO

    • @apIthletIcc
      @apIthletIcc Před 2 lety +8

      I'd be interested just to see what an angry sloth would look like.

  • @annaliesegermundson892
    @annaliesegermundson892 Před 2 lety +48

    I think the reason that when he turns it is so weird is because he does like a 270 degree turn when he could have have just turned the other way and it would have been like a 90 degree turn instead

    • @ifwecouldvote
      @ifwecouldvote Před 2 lety +1

      He's like Zoolander. Can only do right turns. Doesn't go lefty.

  • @rubiesandstrawberries9979
    @rubiesandstrawberries9979 Před 2 lety +179

    I literally have not spoken to a single person who is looking forward to the metaverse or thinks it is a good idea. Not today, Satan

    • @appletreesubs
      @appletreesubs Před 2 lety +25

      for real, we all need to come together and shun this into oblivion

    • @victorjhgf
      @victorjhgf Před 2 lety +9

      It just seem like such a corporate thing to me. Makes it seem kinda gross

  • @yogawithkassandra
    @yogawithkassandra Před 2 lety +3722

    All the money in the world and buddy can't get a decent haircut 😩

    • @ZackestTV
      @ZackestTV Před 2 lety +220

      Dude for real it's like someone slapped ground beef on his head and smushed it down.

    • @nnshrb
      @nnshrb Před 2 lety +23

      Wasn't expecting to see you here lmao!!

    • @khusbuhartparamore
      @khusbuhartparamore Před 2 lety +24

      Omg what an unexpected crossover, love your videos!

    • @abers4
      @abers4 Před 2 lety +9

      Cody or Zuck

    • @teladuron
      @teladuron Před 2 lety

      Mark Davis Jr.

  • @mrPurplexedYT
    @mrPurplexedYT Před 2 lety +1141

    We out here really trying to make each episode of Black Mirror a reality

    • @jessicaramirez3081
      @jessicaramirez3081 Před 2 lety +29

      OH GOD FR 😭 I’m so glad that show exists so we can keep the true perspective that this shit is dangerous as fuck

    • @Modusiticate
      @Modusiticate Před 2 lety +16

      black mirror depicts different versions of things that are actually happening, even right now. its just made to be more blatant so that people can more easily get the message.
      for example (spoilers): the episode about the devices that make foreign civilians seem like "roaches" to soldiers is a more direct representation of the actual demonization of other nations and the people within. just like in the episode, the government grooms people to join their army by telling them they will be "heroes" and defeat the "terrorists".
      did you know: call of duty is government funded propaganda. i'm serious.

    • @Kitajima2
      @Kitajima2 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Modusiticate I always thought that CoD was American propaganda, so with everything else I know about American foreign policy, that tidbit doesn't surprise me in the least

    • @Modusiticate
      @Modusiticate Před 2 lety +3

      @@Kitajima2 yet people here act like you're a brainwashed idiot for suggesting it. this country is real bad, man

    • @leysont
      @leysont Před 2 lety +1

      @@Modusiticate i knew us military has several e sports teams consisting of recruiters trying to influence teens but i didn't know cod was literally funded by the govt
      i watched splitgate e sports recently and one game had the military branches competing.

  • @yeet1337
    @yeet1337 Před 2 lety +34

    The real Metaverse is gonna look like VR Chat and we all know how that turned out.

    • @EchoRabbit
      @EchoRabbit Před 2 lety

      Considering how popular VRChat is, Metaverse is just gonna turn into another ChillOutVR

  • @michaelbaucum6787
    @michaelbaucum6787 Před 2 lety +27

    Here's my theory: Mark created Facebook for HIMSELF because he was too awkward to find out if a girl was single. Now he's creating the Metaverse for HIMSELF because he's too awkward for... well... anything in real life.

  • @juliamdp
    @juliamdp Před 2 lety +526

    “Our mission stays the same” is the creepiest thing to hear from a lizard

  • @TallowTheQuoll
    @TallowTheQuoll Před 2 lety +836

    Mark Zuckerberg moves his hands in real life, like normal humans move their hands when playing VR

  • @caseyburkhart5203
    @caseyburkhart5203 Před 2 lety +44

    "I'm deleting Instagram, bye" - says Cody before showing his IG handle one frame later.

  • @pmxj4334
    @pmxj4334 Před 2 lety +29

    2boredguys

  • @mk7212
    @mk7212 Před 2 lety +616

    That scripted staged conversation felt like the scenes in The Truman Show where people were talking about sponsored products

  • @Cee944
    @Cee944 Před 2 lety +920

    Not every founder needs to be the face of their brand. And in FB's case, they would be so much better off if they didn't have 👁👄👁 as their spokesperson.

    • @jacksonochs7439
      @jacksonochs7439 Před 2 lety +44

      Nooo it’s sm more entertaining this way

    • @Palaecro
      @Palaecro Před 2 lety +18

      100% I guess no one can stop him if he wants to do it which is probably what's happening.

    • @extrasagrada
      @extrasagrada Před 2 lety +10

      right? but also why does he wanna do it? does he not get how terrible it is?

    • @aberdeen0107
      @aberdeen0107 Před 2 lety +6

      @@extrasagrada I mean it’s good marketing. People are making so much content on it.

    • @welikerosafloyd
      @welikerosafloyd Před 2 lety +4

      To me there's no way it reaches as many people it does with Mark if they changed it. If it wasnt for him i wouldn't give two fucks about this announcement. He's funny to watch. Plus guys like Cody wouldn't be making such videos and exposing the ad to all kinds of people

  • @lynndavis9630
    @lynndavis9630 Před 2 lety +35

    as rich as this guy is and the audio still sounds like it was taken from their weekly zoom meetings 😵‍💫

  • @gracewheeler20
    @gracewheeler20 Před 2 lety +47

    GTA in virtual reality? Are you FUCKING kidding me? That is the absolute worst idea. What could go wrong? Is Mark trying to disintegrate society from the inside out? Oh he created facebook. So, yes.

  • @VMYeahVN
    @VMYeahVN Před 2 lety +1194

    As someone who is perpetually socially awkward to a fairly high degree, even i look at any Mark Zuckerberg moment and am just like "holy shit dude, could you be anymore weird and alien?"

    • @kikipeaches2876
      @kikipeaches2876 Před 2 lety +19

      His eyes are so soulless too. I saw a clip of his head having a wired line across his neck. It looked like it was attached or something, idk. I don’t really think about the video too much because I don’t need to. He already doesn’t act human.

    • @lisakarson3279
      @lisakarson3279 Před 2 lety +3

      @@kikipeaches2876 There are theories he isn't human😭 from a robot to a clone so you might be on to something😧

    • @andie3448
      @andie3448 Před 2 lety +6

      We dont judge the Aliens... They need to know we come in peace... Hes anything but an Alien... Robot sure.. Seems more like a robot anyway.

    • @hamidah4126
      @hamidah4126 Před 2 lety

      @Andie Don’t reply if you’re being held at gun point

    • @andie3448
      @andie3448 Před 2 lety

      @@hamidah4126 tf is your problem?

  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access

    I think it’s hilarious that Zuck really thinks he’s gonna just polish Facebook off with a new name and we’re just gonna *totally forget they went out of their way to prioritize profit over human life*

  • @b-art6098
    @b-art6098 Před 2 lety +22

    Just seconds before "Oh hi, Mark!".....“It’s bullshit, I did not hit her. I did nooot."

  • @crocodile2006
    @crocodile2006 Před 2 lety +44

    Marks done the impossible and created a world where people actually like him.... and it only took the entire resources of a trillion dollar company to do it

  • @allymcclain7326
    @allymcclain7326 Před 2 lety +620

    Cody’s impression of Mark “Kermit” Zuckerberg is perfect

    • @stvlgs112
      @stvlgs112 Před 2 lety

      *That's where Cody Ko has gone:*
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html

  • @reagan4058
    @reagan4058 Před 2 lety +1290

    we are literally living in a dystopia and everybody seems so chill with it like this is kind of scary

    • @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786
      @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 Před 2 lety +67

      _The industrial revolution and its consequences-_

    • @TheKatarinaGiselle
      @TheKatarinaGiselle Před 2 lety +41

      Opposite, opposite! I don’t think any of us are chill anymore, ever.

    • @MrMrKeeg
      @MrMrKeeg Před 2 lety +3

      Interesting generation

    • @gingergoldilocks1761
      @gingergoldilocks1761 Před 2 lety +5

      @@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 and most people are just sleeping through it... o_o

    • @SammyTheSituation
      @SammyTheSituation Před 2 lety +42

      It was the employees at the end for me.. Oculus AND Facemask OUTSIDE in good weather.. Hanging out and having 'a good time'. As young adults....What the actual hell is that even?!

  • @landonlem159
    @landonlem159 Před 2 lety +26

    I love kody and all his jokes but this shit is legitimately beyond scary… just thinking about all the fucked up shit that will happen is insane

  • @Popcorn22
    @Popcorn22 Před 2 lety +15

    Wo ist die Gang?

  • @Luke-bo4cv
    @Luke-bo4cv Před 2 lety +376

    The metaverse sounds like an evil scifi company dedicated to taking over the world

    • @stvlgs112
      @stvlgs112 Před 2 lety

      *That's where Cody Ko has gone:*
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html

    • @baghouse2678
      @baghouse2678 Před 2 lety +6

      @@stvlgs112 bro shut up.

    • @averythesuperhero
      @averythesuperhero Před 2 lety +8

      It's basically IOI from Ready Player One

    • @relei
      @relei Před 2 lety +3

      Except of course it ain't sci-fi anymore

  • @rachelquigley414
    @rachelquigley414 Před 2 lety +326

    Nothing screams “Dystopian YA Novel” like a giant company’s propaganda film about worker healthcare benefits

  • @renske1167
    @renske1167 Před 2 lety +6

    the way Mark put more emotions in the GTA conversation rather than the announcement of the new name aaaaaaiii

  • @snowleopard133
    @snowleopard133 Před 2 lety +12

    the fucking impersonation that cody did of the conversation mark was having with that girl is taking me out💀💀💀

  • @AayushVarma18
    @AayushVarma18 Před 2 lety +373

    You've done us dirty, Cody. This should have been a "That's Cringe" video with Noel.

    • @stvlgs112
      @stvlgs112 Před 2 lety

      *That's where Cody Ko has gone:*
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html

  • @deadlikedisco4726
    @deadlikedisco4726 Před 2 lety +413

    I think Zuckerberg is genuinely just an awkward dude. I can empathize with that. Unfortunately, that's where my empathy ends for him and his companies.

    • @NotAdultingToday
      @NotAdultingToday Před 2 lety +27

      There's awkward and then there's straight up robotic.

  • @stevenbartel5008
    @stevenbartel5008 Před 2 lety +7

    So in the entire process of making the metaverse, nobody said "wait a minute. Thats seems like everything every dystopian future scifi movie warns us about. Maybe people will be a bit skeptical?"

  • @debilitation
    @debilitation Před 2 lety +30

    surely he is just memeing at this point and going along with the whole awkward lizard thing, like sure, he probably is as socially awkward as he appears, but whoever is in charge of marketing is definitely
    pandering to his behaviour, it sells cause its funny

  • @revaxx3075
    @revaxx3075 Před 2 lety +500

    The Metaverse is literally just gonna be VRchat.

    • @Raeb19
      @Raeb19 Před 2 lety +18

      Forreal I was looking through the comments looking for someone to say something 🤣

    • @maddiebryn5386
      @maddiebryn5386 Před 2 lety +3

      Exactlyyy 🤣🤣

    • @Mr.Rosaa97
      @Mr.Rosaa97 Před 2 lety +1

      Yup lmaooo

    • @freezedriedzombi8242
      @freezedriedzombi8242 Před 2 lety +8

      😆. I can’t imagine this going far because wouldn’t you need the elderly and adults to go into this? But they aren’t going to.

    • @lusineg4144
      @lusineg4144 Před 2 lety

      LITERALLY

  • @MasterDiddySan
    @MasterDiddySan Před 2 lety +3526

    Cody’s interpretation of literally anything is entertaining. 👑

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety +9

      Please stop giving me mean comments. My mother reads the comments I get and she cries a lot because of it. Please be nice, dear ma

    • @vborovikov
      @vborovikov Před 2 lety

      Enterpretation

    • @playboicartiuwu
      @playboicartiuwu Před 2 lety +4

      hey whatchu doin here diddy?

    • @DogeLlama
      @DogeLlama Před 2 lety

      @@Wandering841 yet you’re subscribed? Go find something better to do.

    • @DogeLlama
      @DogeLlama Před 2 lety +4

      @@Wandering841 yeah bro but your comment makes no fucking sense being in this thread- hence why people are confused at you. 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @emilyarrington320
    @emilyarrington320 Před 2 lety +14

    I cannot believe the book Ready Player One is becoming a reality. I am actually in shock holy shit

    • @Jade-ut1yr
      @Jade-ut1yr Před 2 lety

      This is exactly what I said when I saw this. Haha.

  • @mikepilkington2156
    @mikepilkington2156 Před 2 lety +9

    In Metaverse Zuck will seem normal. Blend in with AI nicely, he will be finally home.

  • @_sunchildd
    @_sunchildd Před 2 lety +219

    y’all wanna kno something that’s nuts? mark is married and has two children. he’s found a way to make his robot self procreate. i’m scared.

    • @stvlgs112
      @stvlgs112 Před 2 lety

      *That's where CodyKo has gone:*
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html

    • @hopdon9115
      @hopdon9115 Před 2 lety +45

      He probably programmed an AI to be his wife, and created his children in a laboratory. I don’t really see any other explanation

    • @spongytrout7462
      @spongytrout7462 Před 2 lety

      @@hopdon9115 Programmable matter?

  • @ShadowWizard123
    @ShadowWizard123 Před 2 lety +179

    He could totally afford to hire a body double who possesses charisma.

    • @taylork8857
      @taylork8857 Před 2 lety

      no one would be able to have the same cake as zucks tho 🤧

  • @felixsommer
    @felixsommer Před 2 lety +11

    2BG

  • @heather_doestruecrime
    @heather_doestruecrime Před 2 lety +2

    Codys lil dude-bro “hell yeah, dude” in the zuck Kermit voice is still getting me a month later

  • @Mountain_Dewd9
    @Mountain_Dewd9 Před 2 lety +1683

    The metaverse is a jarring wakeup call, it's quite literally the dystopia of Ready Player One brought to the mainstage of reality. I hope that we as a collective can make the right choice, and ridicule this hellscape back to nothingness.

    • @mangoslormpy7618
      @mangoslormpy7618 Před 2 lety +30

      I was gonna say this is taking a turn to Ready Player Two...

    • @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786
      @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 Před 2 lety +88

      As if Ready Player One was anywhere near as bad. RP1 is a nostalgia-fueled power fantasy. This is a nightmare people have been predicting even before the Internet was created.

    • @turoreal
      @turoreal Před 2 lety +1

      Hope they succeed

    • @ansonwessner8750
      @ansonwessner8750 Před 2 lety +1

      Just what I was thinking

    • @SammyTheSituation
      @SammyTheSituation Před 2 lety +67

      That shit at the end was so off... 4 adults OUTSIDE in good weather wearing an oculus and a face mask and enjoying it.. If i ever walked passed that in real life.. Id know we have arrived.

  • @MrMikeauto0722
    @MrMikeauto0722 Před 2 lety +1129

    He missed such a perfect moment to embrace the meme and make his avatar a lizard man! It would have been epic

    • @a_ghoul
      @a_ghoul Před 2 lety +50

      He had the sunblock surfer outfit pop up for a while hahah

    • @jackdaniels1749
      @jackdaniels1749 Před 2 lety +34

      No in his boomer mind he needs to act professional 100% hes an old school business man where everything needs to be formal. Have you seen his live q&a? He gets lowkey angry when someone asks him if hes a lizardman. Theres a word/s for it which I forgot something along the lines of "youve got a stick up your ass"?

    • @lisakarson3279
      @lisakarson3279 Před 2 lety +4

      People think he's a robot or a clone, reptilian the list goes on😭

    • @theloveandcookiesgal
      @theloveandcookiesgal Před 2 lety +5

      @@jackdaniels1749 fuck mark zuckerberg but hes a millennial. he was at harvard in 2004

    • @niko9208
      @niko9208 Před 2 lety +2

      @@theloveandcookiesgal I think they meant that he thinks like a boomer

  • @SamuelMEverett
    @SamuelMEverett Před 2 lety +1

    Omg this video had me cracking up. Well done m8

  • @elijahbrown9482
    @elijahbrown9482 Před 2 lety +10

    One thing all of humanity can agree on is how uncomfortable mark makes us feel

  • @QazJer
    @QazJer Před 2 lety +386

    You can’t convince me that Zuck is a real human. Not possible.

    • @stvlgs112
      @stvlgs112 Před 2 lety

      *That's where CodyKo has gone:*
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html

    • @whutdafeq1715
      @whutdafeq1715 Před 2 lety +2

      Zucc

    • @STOPjammietime
      @STOPjammietime Před 2 lety +2

      he's a cybernetic avatar from the future Metaverse, sent here to establish his eventual birthplace

  • @sniffitsblog
    @sniffitsblog Před 2 lety +407

    My favorite Zuck fact is that his haircut is a Julius Cesar cut because he literally considers himself an emperor of the planet and cosplays as a Roman Cesar.

  • @tlightning1697
    @tlightning1697 Před 2 lety +3

    9:44 HOLY SHIT that was the most clunky ass sentence ever sung

  • @JR-he6fn
    @JR-he6fn Před 2 lety +10

    Me: “Your sending me a dog running?” *Blocked*
    Person: “But I’m your mom”
    *Message failed to send*

  • @OhGG
    @OhGG Před 2 lety +158

    Fun fact- the term Metaverse comes from a book. In the book, the Metaverse is built as an escape from a messed up world, but the Metaverse eventually ends up becoming similar to the original world… So it kind of didn’t work lol.

    • @stvlgs112
      @stvlgs112 Před 2 lety

      *That's where CodyKo has gone:*
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html

    • @LIGHT-tq5un
      @LIGHT-tq5un Před 2 lety +4

      what's the book called?

    • @yianko2090
      @yianko2090 Před 2 lety +1

      Thanks for sharing this cool fact, and the book sounds like a great one

    • @abyss57
      @abyss57 Před 2 lety +6

      @@LIGHT-tq5un it’s Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson iirc!

  • @finalkross
    @finalkross Před 2 lety +327

    That was Mark's actual wife who sends him the message about the dog. The way he interacts with her makes it obvious that they sleep in separate beds/rooms

    • @NotoriousLightning
      @NotoriousLightning Před 2 lety +2

      That's a filthy lie!

    • @edfmm03
      @edfmm03 Před 2 lety +19

      @@NotoriousLightning how would you know? Are you his wife?

    • @bendover7841
      @bendover7841 Před 2 lety

      @@edfmm03 they have a kid

    • @edfmm03
      @edfmm03 Před 2 lety +4

      @@bendover7841 doesn’t mean they still sleep in the same bed

    • @robkel90
      @robkel90 Před 2 lety +26

      @@bendover7841 have you seen him interact with "his" child? It literally seems like they have never met.

  • @helloocentral
    @helloocentral Před 2 lety +14

    4:54 i mean i agree with you that whatever the "metaverse" actually ends up being in reality *should* definitely be owned by the general public, but under our current economic system that's not the way it's gonna end up. honestly we should nationalize facebook and google and run them as public utilities, without the addicting algorithms and ad/surveillance networks, but I don't see that happening without some seriously revolutionary changes.

  • @saigemattson3328
    @saigemattson3328 Před 2 lety +27

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING AB HOW GOOD CODYS IMPRESSION OF ZUCK IS IM PEEING

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz Před 2 lety +1323

    Idk how Facebook still has employees after watching that benefits video

    • @rproctor83
      @rproctor83 Před 2 lety +16

      You misunderstand, that video was produced because of the kinds of people who work there. It caters to them. That was the optimal messaging technique for the types of people who work there. Goes to show why it's so fucked.

    • @user-lm8wv4gv6r
      @user-lm8wv4gv6r Před 2 lety +58

      @@rproctor83 doubt it. Seems like your usual case of "corporate cringe"

    • @justmindset
      @justmindset Před 2 lety +18

      Ikr, can I just get an email instead?

    • @isaactaylor1833
      @isaactaylor1833 Před 2 lety +13

      Holy shit that was cringe

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 Před 2 lety +1

      @@rproctor83 what message were they trying to get across? It was just a video about better benefits there’s no bad way to spin that message as long as they are going up. But the video was corny af and hard to watch at times.

  • @cassidy8605
    @cassidy8605 Před 2 lety +146

    The irony of it saying “Thank You, Essential Workers” in the background after the 1% quite clearly showed how little they actually care about the lives of essential workers this past year & a half is not lost on me.

  • @gretahermann8838
    @gretahermann8838 Před 2 lety +11

    damn mark could've chosen the full skeleton outfit...i didn't know he was a phoebe bridgers fan

  • @4mareflex
    @4mareflex Před 2 lety +13

    2BG ARMY

  • @dermetaller15
    @dermetaller15 Před 2 lety +226

    I love how mechanical his movements are. You literally can hear him beeping and buzzing when he moves his arms and legs

  • @cerspence
    @cerspence Před 2 lety +4682

    If we aren't already in a simulation then Zuck is going to put us in it with his VR Metaverse. We will buy 1 for 1 digital NFT versions of everything we know and love from this world with Zuckbucks in his universe where he makes the rules.

    • @leo0p630
      @leo0p630 Před 2 lety +9

      Spencer bring back sad lil sweet hearts pls

    • @itssundae9090
      @itssundae9090 Před 2 lety +45

      Zuckbucks!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @was4212
      @was4212 Před 2 lety +38

      Congratulations you’ve copy and pasted a comment

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough Před 2 lety +9

      That's the best case scenario! I think It'll be like that star trek episode of black mirror where Meth Daemon is a huge jerk and makes that girls mouth disappear and whatnot!
      I mean shit, I bet he already has a virtual dungeon in which he does weird things to his coworkers. Or, as he surely calls them, his 'underlings'. Which isn't creepy at all.

    • @delirious323
      @delirious323 Před 2 lety +13

      why reuse this same comment....

  • @menassies3224
    @menassies3224 Před 2 lety

    I saw the title and you and I was like I didn’t know I needed this

  • @heatherdombroski9398
    @heatherdombroski9398 Před 2 lety +3

    love how the zuc impression and kermit voice are identical

  • @Kelsuuchuu
    @Kelsuuchuu Před 2 lety +420

    I get the distinct feeling Zuck was watching Silicon Valley and was like, "This Richard fellow is endearing. The people seem to trust him as a leader." Then he started studying Richard's mannerisms in an attempt to seem more human.

    • @stvlgs112
      @stvlgs112 Před 2 lety

      *That's where Cody Ko has gone:*
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html

    • @prrrian
      @prrrian Před 2 lety +15

      wait what the fuck WHY IS THIS SO SPOT ON 😭

    • @waltermidi
      @waltermidi Před 2 lety +14

      is it not common knowledge that richard is like directly based off mark?

    • @Kelsuuchuu
      @Kelsuuchuu Před 2 lety +5

      @@waltermidi that's the irony.

    • @wavywoman1494
      @wavywoman1494 Před 2 lety

      Accurate as hell

  • @ph1no
    @ph1no Před 2 lety +315

    Its like half of ajit pai's cringiness mixed with double of his awkwardness poured into one human

    • @stvlgs112
      @stvlgs112 Před 2 lety

      *That's where Cody Ko has gone:*
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html
      czcams.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/video.html

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 Před 2 lety +4

      This is incredibly accurate lol

    • @WagwanItsBonbon
      @WagwanItsBonbon Před 2 lety

      And some of Dax Flames body language mixed in for good luck, but none of Dax Flames lovable qualities

  • @steve9188
    @steve9188 Před 2 lety +11

    Wer kommt auch vom 2BG Video

  • @selenaq24
    @selenaq24 Před 2 lety +21

    There’s literally a whole-ass anime movie called “Summer Wars” about why a Metaverse is a bad idea. 😂

  • @laura-zj1nm
    @laura-zj1nm Před 2 lety +102

    i usually dont believe in that conspiracy theory where every celebrity is a secret reptile but when i look at Zuck im like. okay maybe they got a point