Wow, Joe Estevez actually stood out as the best actor BY FAR in this movie. I mean, he's not good per se, but the rest are so god awful it lifts him up.
Yeah he an okay actor, it's just that some of his relatives are much bigger Hollywood stars, but personally I like the fact that he was willing to be in over a hundred crappy movies that are great for riffing.
@@littlekingtrashmouth9219 For sure, even in his worst movie Roller Gator his acting is acceptable, and he's certainly believable in Soul Taker. I think I heard that he's a cool guy in real life too.
Chia Estevez 🤣🤣🤣 An American Werewolf in traffic🤣🤣🤣 He's a rent a center Andy Garcia 🤣🤣🤣 One of my favorite episodes of all time. Every riff was hilarious. The guys were at their peak back then imo and still going strong.
To turn everybody in town into werewolves to mass-produce all the Fritos he intends to sell. Once Yuri's Frito quota is met, he'll use the funds to buy more hairstyle kits.
Billy jack Never put Marshall Tucker in charge Rock em sock em The man with the yellow hat comes to calm things down Vanessa Redgrave for banana republic There's so much litter on the highway In fact just sit out the rest of the movie Go home Joe! Goodbye Joe! Pot stickers, clam digger
@joshuablack8221 thank you. You know I can't believe I watched this so many times and when I posted this comment it was the first time I heard that joke and now everytime I watch that scene I just start laughing.
10:41 - “I just found out that Count Dracula was a f**” Oh, now com’on movie, just because vampires sparkle in the sun now doesn’t mean they’re all automatically gay. Also “yay” for casual slurs in old movies!
Brooks and Dunn finally have it out Roadhouse in the park Ave Maria Might be the bumpus dogs They heard sauyer brown broke up I heard it in a love song, gotta go Snausages Coles light gun
Adiana Stustny (Natalie) is such a smokeshow. I understand and fully support her casting despite her limited acting ability and ridiculous Czech accent.
FYI - Natalie is now an exec at Lionsgate Films. She has a business degree and speaks six languages.
That's a lot of different ways to say warwilf ;)
That's absolutely fascinating.
Is one of them English?
@@SlopmasterFound it. Best reply on the internet. We can stop now.
I unironically love that, the comeback kid.
03:50 - "Here's the windup...and the pitch"
One of my all-time favorite riffs - perfect timing. I can watch that over and over and still laugh.
"Paul, you is a wurlwilf!" Adriana Stastny (Natalie) and Tommy Wiseau immigrate to the US within the same year, coincidence?
wcharliewilson Paul isn’t Paul anymore... He’s super Paul
"you don't have to believe me, but that's the facts!!"
Oh Hai wurlwilf!
You are tearing me apart, wurwilf!
@@Roadvirus1 I love that the ‘translate to English’ option makes it say “Oh, shark!”
"You and Noel is in it for fame and fortune?"
Crow: "yes we IS" 😂😂😂😂
Bu tover my DEad bodIE
Twera jerk!
As a recoupeperating werewolf, I’m pleased with my Craftmatic adjustable bed.
"In fact, why dont you just sit out the rest of the movie"..
Lol they're always so relentless with hating Joe Estevez, every single movie he plays in.
"Does anything really 'star' Joe Estevez?"
The end credits medley is beyond beautiful.
The singing at the end credits though.....I can't take it--I'm laughing sooo hard
TUSK!!
Anytime they sing along to a soundtrack is always my favorite part of any episode.
"It's inccredibil..."
Yet another MST3k movie I can't pick just one great quote.
Yeah probably 2 to 3 dozen hilarious ones and so many to choose from for this playlist, I'll get them all on here eventually.
YAAAHHHHHH!!!!
I made a list of my faves!
It’s crazy how much Joe sounds just like his brother Martin in this movie.
" I just found out Count Dracula was a @#!$%!!!" Gets me every time.
Though it did take him a while to figure that out, being the Dracula's cape is faaaaabulouuuus!
I always lose it when they interject with "I've replaced my toes with grapes!"
A what!? A WHAT?!
Ah WurWhilf. One of my faves, too.
An American Werewolf in Traffic
" A random citizen that can kick a werewolf's ass." Combined that with what's happening on the screen makes me bust out laughing.
"...This is absolutely fascinating..."
Right😂😂
Not since Leonard Nimoy have I heard that word used so compellingly.
@@manicpixiefangirl4189 he did an episode of Columbo and he said those exact words, it crept me out, he was the villain.
The medley they sing during the end credits is GREAT!!!!
They're famous for that . I like during "Time Chasers" they go into a little Air Supply and a few others, so funny.
"...weird things a goin',.... weird things a comin',... weird things a doin'.. around here."
I should use that for my channel's description.
@@wileyschmitt ...only if you have Htom Sirveaux' permission?
@@wileyschmitt True, Wiley. Just keep 'em coming. Appreciate your contribution...
The closing medley! TUSK
The closing credits alone are worth the price of admission.
Thanx, mister schmitt!
“Skinwalker”
“Texas Skinranger”
And there I go...🤣
Wow, Joe Estevez actually stood out as the best actor BY FAR in this movie. I mean, he's not good per se, but the rest are so god awful it lifts him up.
Yeah he an okay actor, it's just that some of his relatives are much bigger Hollywood stars, but personally I like the fact that he was willing to be in over a hundred crappy movies that are great for riffing.
@@wileyschmitt "Can I be in the movie again?"
@@wileyschmittI’ve found him believable.
@@littlekingtrashmouth9219 For sure, even in his worst movie Roller Gator his acting is acceptable, and he's certainly believable in Soul Taker. I think I heard that he's a cool guy in real life too.
Chia Estevez 🤣🤣🤣
An American Werewolf in traffic🤣🤣🤣
He's a rent a center Andy Garcia 🤣🤣🤣
One of my favorite episodes of all time. Every riff was hilarious. The guys were at their peak back then imo and still going strong.
"I got a man hurt over here"
"Me too"
24:42 _”You’re tearing me apart!!”_
Oh hai, Paul
“Hey everyone, free samples of me”
I been wanting to visit flag staff for years. Hadn’t gotten around to it unfortunately. Seriously. And this movie rubs it in my face!
The songs in the credits nearly made me choke from laughing.
Dictator for Life. Santa!
"An American Werewolf in Traffic."
I'm gonna take a walk to Kirk Douglas's house!!
He passed away in 2020, lived to be 103!
Best display of hairpieces since Shatner.
I can't stop looking at how god awful that wig really is when he's on screen.
this has to be a hard one to edit down to 30 mins. Every part of this episode is funny
Yeah this one can certainly be a bit higher on the list too, and I'll probably re-rank them and get it at least in the top 10.
"Hey, look! An ancient beer can!"
“Audience, what’s _your_ diagnosis?”
It's been a decade and I still don't understand what was the villain's plan.
Yuri was trying to create a Werewolf and then capture it for study in order to get fame and funding.
To turn everybody in town into werewolves to mass-produce all the Fritos he intends to sell. Once Yuri's Frito quota is met, he'll use the funds to buy more hairstyle kits.
2 folks laffed so hard they hit the wrong like button.
Richard Lynch also played the cult leader in 1988's Bad Dreams.
Armed Insane Santa was like something that wandered in from an entirely different movie.
I never knew that werewolves had the power of making all the stock animal sound affects of anything BUT a wolf
"They're excavating a tiramisu"
I'd say it looks more like a sfogliatella.
‘TUSK!’
If it's Martin, shoot to kill, then I can be in Spawn!
Omg🤔
Joe was probably glad he didn't end up in that.
This and Laserblast were the first two MST3k episodes I watched with my sons. Futurewar was #3. I think they got it.
Show them Time Chasers, my go-to intro to MST.
@@techboysf Mitchell is a good one too
Thank God the actors are foreign. I started to think I had stroke.
16:51; Sam attempts to get some swinging going with Paul & Natalie.
4:28, "Skinwalker?" "No Lady, Skinflute!"
This movie is like those 90's erotic thrillers but without the sex and Tane McClure.
Talk a walk....to Kirk Douglas 's house.. arrrgh. Lol.
Ricardo Montalban as the security guard. Werewolf's can drive? I feel the urge to pee on a fire plug.
"Y'know never put Marshall Tucker in charge of a dig..." 😂
Still trying to figure out the honk when they were opening the champagne bottle
It was the cork popping out of the bottle.
Billy jack
Never put Marshall Tucker in charge
Rock em sock em
The man with the yellow hat comes to calm things down
Vanessa Redgrave for banana republic
There's so much litter on the highway
In fact just sit out the rest of the movie
Go home Joe!
Goodbye Joe!
Pot stickers, clam digger
Chía Estévez
"Butterfly kisses gone horribly wrong!"
"ButterDIE kisses!"
Oh hai Paul! Is you be a wairwilf?
Suddenly I miss my dad😂😂
The wallabee got me spit out a sip of wine....again!
Thank you very much.
19:09 “if I could just fart.” I know the pain 😂😂😂😂
I must be immature, I can't stop laughing.
@@purplebec9112You have an advanced sense of humor 💯😂
@joshuablack8221 thank you. You know I can't believe I watched this so many times and when I posted this comment it was the first time I heard that joke and now everytime I watch that scene I just start laughing.
4:40 Bumpis's dogs... confirmed!
1:20 ... this everyday at our archaeological dig, keeps us on our toes!!😂
"This is a production of ROAD HOUSE in the park"
Ok stop everyone go up a shirt size
'Yanaglatchi baby'
yeah? Boy, yanaglatchi for me, too
So, _any_ animal...
He turned into *BEETS?!?* that’s hawribbul!
Werewolf ? There ,wolf !
There, castle! 😁
10:41 - “I just found out that Count Dracula was a f**”
Oh, now com’on movie, just because vampires sparkle in the sun now doesn’t mean they’re all automatically gay. Also “yay” for casual slurs in old movies!
Yeah, plus it's fairly well known how much Drac loves the ladies.
The actual skeleton of a push me pull you! Exactly what i was thinking when this premiered on tv....
A rent a center Andy Garcia
"Warewilf"
The legend of the Tamagotchi.
Probably my favorite episode.
Sleeping nose to anus is absolutely fascinating, I agree!!!
" I'm afraid he's opened too many casinos"
The hoser!
I miss this show so funny
I think the director added the word "werewolf" into her script so many times just as a joke because she never says it the same twice. 😂
I'm concerned about your wallaby
She found out Rocko got attacked by a group of cockatoos!
Judging by this movie, Flagstaff must be full of deaf Italians.
"ButterDIE kisses."
Aligonchi who chee coo chee
Brooks and Dunn finally have it out
Roadhouse in the park
Ave Maria
Might be the bumpus dogs
They heard sauyer brown broke up
I heard it in a love song, gotta go
Snausages
Coles light gun
Can't be wrong
Grandma!!
Whirlwoof?
Rock em sock em archaeologists!
21:48 Thank you for turning off the terrible soundtrack
yetiglanchi
Live from New York!
It's Saturday night!
Sorry I have small dogs in my hair😂😂
No, no it's a CROW-magnon Man!
Can we turn down the Percy Faith?
Pity the five w/no sense of humor.
Adiana Stustny (Natalie) is such a smokeshow. I understand and fully support her casting despite her limited acting ability and ridiculous Czech accent.
0:13 Native American song translation had me laughing, slightly race ish.