Roasting Every Zodiac Sign.. (Zodiac Diss Track)
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Hope you enjoyed this video in which I roasted your zodiac... :) Let me know what your favorite line was in the comments!
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“How each Zodiac Sign acts in a Drive Thru”
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Gamingwith Lefa Pls don’t be mad I love y’all 😂🙏🏻 I roasted you out of love! 😊
Mr. Grande omg yass
i love this😂❤️
“Corona is no big deal they’re used to wearing masks” i was like whattt lmao as a Gemini that got me cracking up 💀🤚🏽
it was so good
@Artigone _
Ikr lol
As a Gemini also, I wasn't expecting how somewhat true his lines for Gemini was for me 😂.
@Space Tofu
For real thooo like it was actually so relatable 💀🤚🏽
As a Gemini the only mash I wear is the Micheal Myers mask used to scared my sister
I also may occasionally lie to my sister but that’s aside the point 🌚
Guys, he just dissed *EVERYONE* in the universe, DUDE, this is universal roasting.
People, I was just making a dumb joke. I am aware he dissed himself too and that your zodiac sign doesn’t determine everything about you as a person.
Also him self which is the funniest .
Im an aquarius but im not even mad. Facts dont hurt😅
Dont ruin the 666 likesss
That is powerful...
universal roasting 😂
As a Libra, I am offended and amazed about how accurate this is.
Same I’m a Libra ♎️
I am also a libra and I agree with this statement
sameee🥲
frrr
omg same so realistic
As a Taurus i've never felt so roasted in a better way possible than this. And as a Taurus I never seek out help and love food. YOU WERE RIGHT ON TRACK IN MY OPINION Mr.Grande 😭
Me too
As I Capricorn I can agree that even ppl that are more into zodiac signs than me forget me too
Same😭😭😭
Cancers Distrac: "Unlike Ariana, they always have tears to cry"
Ariana (who is Cancer): 👁👄👁
me and i can say that when he said you are addicted i am addicted to billie eilish, ariana grande and justin bieber
That’s the point
**me trying to find out when I ever said that**
I get the joke tho
LMAO
Lol
“They don’t want the quarantine to end”
*As a Leo.. why the hell is that so true..?*
I'm a leo too and i was like how did he know?🤣🤣
For me it didn’t make any sense :/
i feel the same ;-;
same i’m a leo and i felt attacked ngl 😭😭😂
I'm also a Leo, and daamn, almost the whole section was so true for me lmao
honestly as a virgo i would like to thank you for assuming i win every argument, which i do, because i keep arguing until the other person gets mad and gives up
as a virgo I disagree, just to win this argument
I agree that is what I do
~Time stamps ~
00:00 : Aquarius
00:33 : Libra
00:55 : Gemini
01:17 : Pisces
01:51 : Scorpio
02:27 : Cancer
02:47 : Aries
03:20 : Leo
03:42 : Saggitarius
04:05 : Virgo
04:26 : Taurus
04:50 : Capricorn
ty
Hero
Im a Gemini
Do we really need to know when we will be roasted? ;-;
Anyways thanks!
I'm libra btw ;-;
@@mimigachauwu8786 oof Im a Aries but I act nothing like my zodiac :/
"I've never met a Capricorn that wasn't super bossy"
Me, a Capricorn: 👁️👄👁️
Same 👁💋👁
Czar Seb same
Me too
👁️👃👁️
Same🤣
I’m a Virgo, and i have to admit all he said is true-
I’m a cancer and sadly, what he said is true too :(
i lose a lot of my battles, but nonetheless everything else is true
Me too lol
true
So tru÷ fell the same way
As an Aries, this is very , very , very , VERY true 😂😂😂
Fr tho ♈️
As an Aries, I actually felt very complimented 😂
Hey fellow aries!
@@ChrystKoffi heyo!
@LAYLAVR1520 fr tho
Aries: "They're never in their beds."
My older brother: "Excuse me."
lmao uhm same
I'm in my bed rn😳
I am a Aries
@@fufu_gaming3799 ooookay??
In aries and I'm I. Bed
imagine him just staring at the camera silently doing weird hand gestures and facial expressions
YESSSSSS
😂
every music video ever lmao
Lol
Don't imagine it just turn your volume all the way down
As an aquarius that line
" They're most likely to do drugs"
Is really true 🙂🙃🙂
I think it's most Likely aquarius men
Guilty. I used to drink way too much caffeine until recently.
“They’re the most likely zodiac signs to be forgotten”
As a Capricorn, I can confirm this is very true. I was surprised he even remembered us tbh 😭😭😭
fr😭
true everytime i say the zodiac signs in order i was forget to say capricorn
“The only friend you have is a box of tissues”
Me as a Pisces: he didn’t lie.
Im a pisces too XD
I'm offened
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I'm a Pisces too and nothing was not true about me 🤔🤔🤔 idk y lmao
Edit: aaannd I spelled Pisces wrong wtf
Same 🥺 the daddy issues is truuueeedd broo
Im sorry
I’m seriously offended but amazed at the same time
Me too ...I'm Scorpio. ....n wht is it zodiac sign
XD
I'm Virgo and I didn't take offense, I even thought I was being appreciated
Same
I'm a Scorpio #Scorpionsforlife!
As a Virgo, you are right. I'll take this as a compliment, because you're one of the few creators that get us right. We are not sweet and innocent, we are work obsessed control freaks. Thank you.
yeah i agree to most but not all
As a Pisces, that is unbelievably accurate. If I had a dollar for everytime I’ve forgiven someone unreasonably I’d be Jeff Bezos 💀
Edit: it happened again a year later 💀 tf if wrong with me😭
lmao i just get revenge on them
Same bro
@@peppapiggy102 Damn good strategy
@@TShirtGyattGuy thx
Same
“Capricorn’s are like bland food that is going rotten” … now THAT one hurt the most
Amen
exactly 😭
@@victorya5490 hahahha but we just don't give a fuck bc we like to be misunderstood ( so now one get us and we feel powerful)
Oumaima y lmaoo fr
Lol
as a scorpio i am not offended. everything he said is true.
Yep
Yup XD
Expect for the second use for the bed -
Ikr??? I don’t believe in horoscopes but damn he got me. The only exception is that I’m always nice on the outside and I will NEVER EVER start a fight.
Yeah I agree with you, it's so hard for us Scorpios ti find someone who can actually understand us, but the lol fact is even our mothers can't understand us, what should we expect from the others 😂
I’ve never seen something more accurate 🤣🤣🤣
Btw I’m a Virgo ♍️even though he was roasting a zodiac signs it still kind of felt like a complement 🤣🤣
As a leo I usually get annoyed when people say we always want attention but during the Leo diss I agreed to everything he said 🤣
For real because all I want is some peace and quiet I also hate being bothered or getting asked the same thing more then once
Hi i'm a Sag, and that wasn't even offensive it was just true.
Yeah
True
Same
[EX]Vector Gaming same bro
Same-
Gemini: they're used to wearing masks
Me, a gemini: *why u gotta be like that*
same i-
I mean yeah we can easily hide our true feelings and that's on my only talent 😭
Same thing with Aquarius
me too
♊💎
as a scorpio you are very correct on everything but "Seeing other people heartbroken is their kink"
They make Scorpios sound like psychos, Gemini's sound like genuine liar's, Pisces seem innocent, and Aries like the kids in my middle school who get into fights every three hours.
He didn't even offend virgo's. I'm proud of that
“Corona is no big deal, *they’re used to wearing masks* “ Me and my twin feel attacked
😂😂
Wow that's mean to say about a gemini
The other me is also feeling attacked
Lol
@PυɾɾCყαɯɳ right!my twin's still laughing tbh
I feel attacked but i love the diss track and I’m a proud gemini ❤️ cz we know how to get what we want
He’s not roasting anyone he just spilling straight up facts.
tRuE
only sometimes he's roasting them but other than that
*S T R A I T U P F A C T S*
ew gacha pfp
@@s3thamphetamine what's wrong with gacha ?
When he said that secrets are hidden away, and that no one will even know or understand, that hit my truth spot so hard. I often feel like nobody understands me lol.
Me ♈️ Aries: Thanks that felt like a compliment
Ik it kinda feels as though it was a compliment
Yeah
It does feel like a compliment though because we are really strong and we are super brave strong with the motions that is in we go to 0-100 That does feel like a complement to me and I feel happy Thanksgiving roasters and there’s nothing to Rost about
“If it wasn’t for the web I would forget that they exist”
Me a Capricorn: *well yes but actually yes*
That kinda hit me where it hurt cause it was so true 😔
Well it hurt🥺🥺
ive seen so many tumblr posts on the zodiacs that forget capricorns and i just deflate a little bit everytime
That hurt but im accustomed to it.
Lmao
“they never pick a side”
me, a bi Libra: 🤨
He didn't so a libra
@@carolsierra55 yea at the beginning
@Best Friends same
SAME-
o_o i'm a Libra and i'm bi to... 0__0
As a scorpio, It was very very VERY offensive but it was so dang true 😭. Also great rapping, it probably took a long time to get all the words to rhyme for each 12 zodiac.
You’re amazing dude!!! Love this so much 😂
“Corona is no big deal, they’re used to wearing masks”
Me a Gemini: YESSS
Tru
Okay
YASSSSSS
Lmao 😂 not same tho I am a Gemini
True
"Corona is no big deal, they're used to wearing masks."
That hurt and I'm not even a Gemini.
i am and im like mkkkkkk
Im a gemini
Me watching roast me cuz im gemini:👁👄👁
I'm a gemini. And I have to admit, I was hurt for being exposed.
e I'm a Gemini bruh
this man just straight up roasted everybody in the world🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a cancer most of it was accurate for me, except for the attention part and the crying. I’m not sure about other cancer but for me personally I hate being the center of attention and I’m actually really shy irl. Also I don’t really cry, not even watching sad movies sooo that’s my personal opinion 😅
Me, who’s technically both a Pisces and an Aries: *confused angry crying*
How can you be a Pisces and an Aries?
Finallyyyyy a fellow Pisces/Aries cusp. lmao I was born on Mar. 21
I am Pisces and Capricorn so confused
skrt
Lmao I’m only a Pisces ♓️.
Funny fact:Everything he said about Pisces I can’t relate to except the “Tissues are your only friend”. :’)
Aaaaah same i have 4 pisces placements and only 2 aries even tho my sun is aries as well :33
I’m a Sagittarius and he just told the truth he didn’t roast us. And that’s good.
I'm a sagittarius too
Agree
Eyy im a saggitarius to-
Havent watched but will do-
💯
😔✊🏻 this is tru tho
I LOOVEE THIS ❤❤❤❤ please make moreee 🙏🙏🙏
im a virgo and that was so good it felt like a compliment, i've never lost an argument in my life, even if the other person thinks they won ''the victor is not victorious until the vanquished has considered himself so'' -some roman phylosypher during the punic wars
“They spend hours looking at a text they will never send”
Me, a libra, having a mental breakdown right now over a text I have to send: 👁👄👁
My mom dad bro and dog are libras. I’m the only Leo :(
Same D:
Me: am i the only Libra who isn't TOO indecisive?? Idk why but the only thing people really say about Libras is they arr peacmakers and SUPPER indecisive (I'm Libra and im not etheir of those things,in nice and all but can be mean if i wish to,tho i did hesitate to post this comment)
@@darleneross1774 i'm a libra and my little sister is a leo-
MEE
(But I'm a Virgo)
Luv it!!! Gemini was my favorite even tho I'm not one😂 So glad I found your channel... Keep em' comin'❤
WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE???? 😭😭😭
“If it wasn’t for the web I would forgot that they exist”
Me who’s a Capricorn: immediately calls friends
Oof same dude
Me still don't bother coz they already forgotten me
Lmao I'm also a Capricorn
Saaame
Haha same broo, capricorn squad where u at?
No one:
Literally no one:
Aries: *I wanna go bungee jumping without the bungee cord.*
As an Aries, I approve this message.
Army spotted
@@hahano61 another ARMY located
Hi ARMYs, ily 💜💜💜
I’m an Aires but I don’t understand what you mean by this?? Are you saying that they wanna die? Or kill themselves?? Sorry I’m just confused 🤷🏽♀️ so don’t say plz don’t come at me saying I’m stupid or anything
I’m offended and impressed at the same time 😂 Hey, it was fun to watch 😅
As an Aries I am not even offended because this is so true
"Libra is a magnet for toxic men"
I feel attacked-
I'm a libra too ikr😭
IM A LIBRA WHY IS IT TRUUUEEEEE😭😭 not men but im a magnet for toxic people
I'm a virgo and I'm a magnic for toxic people and men ..and I have libra friends and they have the exact typa type of magnic energy with idiots lol it sucks
The bad thing is I’m a Libra and all the people I’ve dated wer toxic except one
I just love the fact that Aquarius' name plate isn't like the others'. Really plays into the "not like other signs" stereotype.
Yes. I was searching for this comment
@little mix stan same
This is painfully true, and I now feel vandalized by my own securities
I luv how you drew on the Aquarius name tag lol
"They would be in jail if being needy was a crime"
Me: ALEXA PLAY NEEDY BY ARIANA GRANDE
Lmao
Dannnnngggggg!
& she's a cancer wow
I mean that was my sign so now I am happy about it 😂
OH! IM SO SORRY! I HAD NI IDEA UR SKIN COLOR WAS YELLOW!! IM SO SORRY Edit: I’m the dumb one here -_-
I don't think he is roasting any zodiac, he is just spilling facts
You are correct lol
He*
He*
He roster hisself too
Madam it's he
alright, im 3 minutes in and im scared for mine after how funny yet messed up these disses are. i love it
As a Scorpio i am amazed at how accurate literally everything you said about us is......
They lyrics “they only real friends you have is a box of tissues” as pisces is painfully accurate
yes it is
Nandini Raybaruah I said bout me not for every pisces plus it has to do with the rest of signs u have in ur natal chart
I’m Pisces but Scorpio explains my whole life. I hid all my problems and no one ever knows how I really feel
And our dogs :P
Yep...
I’m a Sagittarius and he didn’t even roast us he spoke of the truth
Same xd
True
@That shy shy shy bish SHA SHA SHA!!!!
I’m also Sagittarius
Basically
as a taurus, i have to confirm i am “a chill dude” but can be offended when i’m told i’m wrong. very true.
Bro roasted 100% of the people on this planet...
“Corona’s no big deal, they’re used to wearing masks.” 💀
As a Gemini, both of my personalities agree. 😩
Austin Haynie same here 😔✊🏻
😑 idk why people think gemini’s think they are “2 faced” cuz they are not.
yeah
Not gonna lie I'm very impressed with how accurate this is...
Ikr im saggitarius and mine is true
ikrrrr like us scorpios always ha secrets
Well not Leo that was just rude
Not Leo
I've never been so offended and agreed with something so much at the same time in my entire life, lol
"the only real friend you have is a box of tissues" hmmm accurate because where I live it is constantly cold and I have a funny nose
"Seeing other people heartbroken, is your kink"
Me a Scorpio : well yes, but actually no
Yes but no
Well yeah but nah
Well it depends
you: No shit Sherlock-
it depends for me
He didn’t lie about Sagittarius, he spoke FACTS.
Lol bout the anger issues
Welp I don't get angry that easy
Geeze
im a sagg and i can acctually come up with some good ass roasts in a sec
And that’s on period
As a taurus, i am confused by how accurate this man is
Exactly the food thing was so true though
As a leo I'm not even offended...he got 90% right tbvh😂😂I like staring at myself in the mirror looking at all my flaws and perks and hyping myself up plus I love staying at the home, I hardly ever leave my house unless for church or for school
As a Virgo, *that ain’t a roast, it’s a factual compliment.*
Yeahhhhh lol
I know I liked it lol but I guess thats our sense of humor 😊
that’s what i was like i said “thank you ☺️” it’s all very true tho we’ll at least for me
Yeah 🤣🤣🤣
AYEEEE same with aries It's just a compliment tbh and anger issues like beach where!?
Libra: they love makeup: me who’s holding a makeup set in my hands 👁👄👁
Not me and I'm a Libra and I don't wear makeup but I don't make up my mind sometimes
Makeup sucks
Me too 😂
Nugget UwU we all have different opinions
winter snow gacha I don’t really were it I just like having fun making different styles I really like drawing and stuff like that
Honestly nailed it
Some of those felt like a personal attack
"They're the most likely zodiac sign to be forgotten"
As a Capricorn, I am offended and incredibly impressed at the same time....
@@Fothyy i forgot you existed
@@Fothyy exactly😘
@@Fothyy 😓
dude im a capricorn to and i know its just for fun but jeez that was intense
I have to agree with you as a capricorn myself-
This guy’s just roasting every single person on the planet, no big deal.
@Kaylene Kim
There's no such thing as that sorry excuse for a zodiac sign
Covinut LFruit yeah, cuz u don’t exist.
True😂
@@thaddeuszz_ 😂😂lol
@Covinut LFruit what😂
As a paper bag found on the sidewalk who has sense on what real life is besides telling people we can't be friends because they're a cornfield and I'm a paper towel i didnt watch the video
This is less of a roast and more of a reverse backhand compliment
Him Roasting Scorpio,
“You never Jump to conclusions-“
Me: “That’s right!”
“-Yea you leap!”
Me: “ouch that one hurt.”
Its true but we do love to jump in conclusions
Ya same
Sleep is the secondary use for your bed is KILLING ME
I don't know wut he's talking about bc he was born in a month so he has a zodiac sighn...so that means he's roasting himself too (I'm a Leo
7w7 roasted
“the coolest signs?
capricorns are at the bottom of the list.”
:(
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:(
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i think this should be called 'calling out every zodiac sign'
Bro why does this sound actually good and I didn't even get offended
This man literally just fired himself and every other person in the world
Including himself lol
I'm not an Aries but I’m pretty sure he was complementing them...
I'm a aries
Haha
Nah not rlly lol
I’m an Aries but I don’t act like one. :v :/
But yea you don’t want to see me pissed.
omg lol this is soooo true... i have a lot of friends and know all of their signs and its true 4 them too... btw im a sagittarius and i take everything u said about sagittaruis as a compliment
THIS IS JUST A W
Libra: "They're always confused"
Me: not my fault Math is hard
Same
Tsh, math is easy? I'm Libra
Ikr
Math is EZ
𝙔𝙚𝙨
The Taurus thing kinda scared me cause my bio is legit “Just a chill dude-“
LMAO
did i scared you😂
Lol I'm a Taurus
Lol Taurus gang
@@jeanisemo688 i though the same
As a Sagittarius….yes…I approve your message 💀
Okay the “They complain about every day tasks” applies to me too I have to admit lol
“Someone else getting attention is a Leo’s biggest fear.”
That’s kinda true... (I’m a Leo)
I'm the absolute opposite as a Leo and I'M A LEO
Oh im leo cause i make jokes to my friends and classmate and they get all attention always my jokes is funny
Me too
I AM A PROUD LEO BISSES UwU
Black Furyz same 😂
"someone else getting attention is a leo's biggest fear"
me, a leo who gets uncomfortable when people pay attention to me: well shit
SAME THO!
lmao same sksksk
Im Leo And I FIGHTER And I Always Win By Destroying My Sister Until She Runs To Mom >:b And She's A Saggitarius
*and my signature quote is* "DO YOU THINK I CARE?" As She Cries And I'm The Most Talented In My Family And Have Lots Of Friends. >:3
I'm a Leo and when someone looks at me I'm like oh hell no but the quarantine is right
Sameeee
The most accurate video doesn't exis- 💀
It still amazes me things like the Zodiac and modern frameworks like Myers-Briggs can be so accurate without having met me!
Honestly, as a Sag I can say that's true, I also feel complimented
But he didn’t roast us. He just said we are blunt 😑
@@MatarJihad yep
@@MatarJihad There’s literally nothing bad that he could’ve said about us Sagittarians that’s why😂
How about only sags can reply to this comment
@@satan3510 I'm ok with that, lol
*"you'll never see aries laying in bed"*
*_me, an aries, laying in bed and eating takis: I'm not certified in the eyes of god ;(_*
Ugh i know. Im literally in bed 24/7
I'm always in my bed like 24/8
Alfeah Vlog I’m in bed 30/9
Lmao
I'm in my bed all the time I'm in my bed right now 😂
“Next up gemini, don’t look them in the eye, cause they will get you psychologically hypnotized” so trueeee
Bro is a fire sign, because he brought that heat.
Hearing Sagittarius just brought a sly smile to my face.
DON'T MAKE ME MAD, SON
Same~
Comes back to me
Sameee
As a,sag i can comfirm that i like to stalk my ex just to make fun/roast him with my friends 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same :)