Top 10 Terrifying Animals You're Glad Are Exctinct

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    Top 10 Terrifying Animals You're Glad Are Exctinct
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  • @elmond9239
    @elmond9239 Před 3 lety +5698

    Josh: "its finding a female megalodon and giving it his megalodong"
    Ethan: *write that down*

    • @dylancheale4406
      @dylancheale4406 Před 3 lety +27

      LMAO

    • @ethandalecki
      @ethandalecki Před 3 lety +201

      You can see Ethan write it down as well 😂

    • @BladeTaylor
      @BladeTaylor Před 3 lety +94

      Ethan said that joke in the newest Sidemen Tinder video. Tinder #3.

    • @marlonwijesundera9252
      @marlonwijesundera9252 Před 3 lety +155

      @@BladeTaylor that’s the joke my guy

    • @craigbezo4058
      @craigbezo4058 Před 3 lety +42

      @@marlonwijesundera9252 I think he was just explaining it to people who haven’t watch the tinder 3 vid

  • @salahak7611
    @salahak7611 Před 3 lety +4539

    Ethan was quick to write down Josh's megalodong bar.

    • @astitvasingh9182
      @astitvasingh9182 Před 3 lety +67

      i was gonna comment the same..lol

    • @yasin-bn6qx
      @yasin-bn6qx Před 3 lety +12

      fr lol

    • @tkc403
      @tkc403 Před 3 lety +79

      Now we know where he got it from loool

    • @thomastoomey3192
      @thomastoomey3192 Před 3 lety +6

      Yep u right

    • @angelomendonca9357
      @angelomendonca9357 Před 3 lety +15

      Or was it the other way around...
      Edit: yes I’m aware that this could’ve been recorded before the tinder vid but this could also be recorded after cause they don’t take as much time to record I was just bored

  • @ETS_Kura
    @ETS_Kura Před 3 lety +2009

    Anything with disabilities: *exists*
    Ethan: *I N C E S T*

  • @cFROSTYscriv
    @cFROSTYscriv Před 3 lety +2477

    If you played Ark survival evolved you know how terrifying some of these could be.

    • @Robert-wi9op
      @Robert-wi9op Před 3 lety +152

      I was thinking that and they used the notes

    • @JM_Karting02
      @JM_Karting02 Před 3 lety +133

      Kapro camping that ob on scorched earth. If you know you know

    • @charliebartle9393
      @charliebartle9393 Před 3 lety +26

      Yh the gigatipithousthing in ark is cracked to run around and you don’t need a saddle

    • @prich943
      @prich943 Před 3 lety +3

      word

    • @jackskelton1674
      @jackskelton1674 Před 3 lety +16

      At least arthropleura isn’t on here

  • @faplbossisin8or977
    @faplbossisin8or977 Před 3 lety +1885

    “[Terror Birds] aren’t birds, they can’t fly”
    Ostriches: Am I a joke to you

  • @FirePhoenixYT
    @FirePhoenixYT Před 3 lety +3950

    Ethan’s logic: “If it can’t fly, it’s not a bird”
    Penguins, ostriches, kiwis, emus, etc.

    • @TurboChargedGaming
      @TurboChargedGaming Před 3 lety +164

      kiwi is tasty

    • @HeyZeusy
      @HeyZeusy Před 3 lety +107

      @@TurboChargedGaming lmao this guy

    • @FirePhoenixYT
      @FirePhoenixYT Před 3 lety +13

      @@guscloyd9615 look it up bud

    • @FirePhoenixYT
      @FirePhoenixYT Před 3 lety +47

      @@TurboChargedGaming the fruit sure, idk bout the bird

    • @twurtlemaggot8720
      @twurtlemaggot8720 Před 3 lety +53

      @@guscloyd9615 bruv, they are small brown birds that are native to New Zealand, they have long beaks and they are nocturnal

  • @phnxmusicnz
    @phnxmusicnz Před 3 lety +350

    Ethan: "Snakes are just living bits of string!"

    • @AssassinKing19
      @AssassinKing19 Před 3 lety

      that got my brain acting like "ndoelenrlföueue883nnnn....kspssömkk."

    • @vedantmukhi2071
      @vedantmukhi2071 Před 2 lety +4

      Imagine a snake takes this to be offensive

    • @I1-_Ok_-1I
      @I1-_Ok_-1I Před 2 lety +1

      @@vedantmukhi2071 A fucking snake goes to twitter and cancels him

    • @Richrichaa
      @Richrichaa Před 2 lety

      @@I1-_Ok_-1I Lmao

    • @dabohdsta
      @dabohdsta Před 2 lety

      @@I1-_Ok_-1I #snakesarenotsring! Will be trending on twitter you wait for it

  • @kingswellybelly8446
    @kingswellybelly8446 Před 3 lety +80

    "They eat horses"
    "So did we for a little while, Josh" 😂😂😂

    • @Gunxify
      @Gunxify Před 2 lety +1

      And we still do

    • @malnutritionboy
      @malnutritionboy Před 2 lety +2

      go to central asia horse sausage very popular. ikea had horse meat in their meat balls so.

  • @alexjacobs8618
    @alexjacobs8618 Před 3 lety +2118

    Ethan: “it ain’t a bird, it don’t fly”
    Penguins everywhere:😢

    • @jameslloyd8948
      @jameslloyd8948 Před 3 lety +44

      Don't forget about chickens, peacocks, etr

    • @alexjacobs8618
      @alexjacobs8618 Před 3 lety +51

      @@jameslloyd8948 chickens can fly for a bit actually

    • @LTD538
      @LTD538 Před 3 lety +9

      Alex Jacobs they glide

    • @alexjacobs8618
      @alexjacobs8618 Před 3 lety +38

      @@LTD538 I mean yea but they also use they’re wings and flap them to get to higher places. Don’t try to smart ass me, I work with chickens every day

    • @Kamil-tv1ov
      @Kamil-tv1ov Před 3 lety +9

      @@alexjacobs8618 yeah n peacocks can fly too😤

  • @NW-sp1fj
    @NW-sp1fj Před 3 lety +11782

    I can imagine jj saying he’d easily beat one of these in a boxing match

    • @liamwatson6674
      @liamwatson6674 Před 3 lety +100

      Move out the way and then bam

    • @abisolakpopfan8209
      @abisolakpopfan8209 Před 3 lety +5

      @@lola-yy6nj what did it say?

    • @hugezk1824
      @hugezk1824 Před 3 lety +7

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @yessirr2445
      @yessirr2445 Před 3 lety +6

      True

    • @kgsmallman6630
      @kgsmallman6630 Před 3 lety +50

      JJ would beat them all in a boxing MATCH as the aninals wouldn't know the rules but the animals are gonna win in a fight

  • @gusbusshmurda1731
    @gusbusshmurda1731 Před 3 lety +43

    Ethan: “Dickhead do something, you can’t even fly looooool”
    Terror Bird: *runs 48km/h*

    • @shemarspann6405
      @shemarspann6405 Před 2 lety +5

      Who needs wings when you can run up too 60 mph. That's a Terror bird for you

  • @83drt
    @83drt Před 3 lety +427

    Parents: “Video games don’t teach kids anything” 🤡🤡🤡
    Ark: “am I a joke to you”

    • @bullseyeq8798
      @bullseyeq8798 Před 3 lety +5

      Lool im dying 😭 so true

    • @B4SK3RV1LLE_
      @B4SK3RV1LLE_ Před 3 lety +14

      to be fair, ark’s prehistoric creatures for the most part look nothing like the irl animals

    • @mazzariplayz4374
      @mazzariplayz4374 Před 2 lety +1

      Iii love u I was about to say the same thing

    • @juicypears5466
      @juicypears5466 Před 2 lety

      Minecraft too

    • @Mr.D3m1
      @Mr.D3m1 Před 2 lety

      @@juicypears5466 im not sure bout that

  • @jsvleek9570
    @jsvleek9570 Před 3 lety +2157

    “It’s fossils were found in Scotland”
    Simon: *HoW dO wE kNoW tHeSe ExIsTeD?*

    • @bruh-th7sr
      @bruh-th7sr Před 3 lety +21

      THats Cap

    • @Nitrez
      @Nitrez Před 3 lety +3

      Hi! I’m a new CZcamsr and was hoping I could have a little support! I started about 2 years ago and have already grown a successful amount! I do lots of cool vids and love and notice every single subscriber, thank you!!!!

    • @inahole2678
      @inahole2678 Před 3 lety +42

      @@Nitrez stop self advertising

    • @aj3706
      @aj3706 Před 3 lety +21

      @@Nitrez never forget that you are a person that leeches off of others

    • @kacper6116
      @kacper6116 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Nitrez man I'm on 11 subs and j don't ask anyone for subs so stfu

  • @marcusgaming7284
    @marcusgaming7284 Před 3 lety +951

    Simon: How do we know these things existed?"
    Narrarator: "Their fossils were found-"

    • @filipolaison2615
      @filipolaison2615 Před 3 lety +2

      Hahahhahahahah just watched that part and it was so funny

    • @filipolaison2615
      @filipolaison2615 Před 3 lety +24

      Love how he also thought that there could not have existed so many megaladons bc the ocean would not be “ big enough “ like the ocean is 10 meters deep

    • @georgejones7141
      @georgejones7141 Před 3 lety

      @J u can analyse the fossils I’m not an expert but I think u can analyse the bacteria on it etc to see how old it is

    • @georgejones7141
      @georgejones7141 Před 3 lety +2

      @J and just cause ur set 8 doesn’t mean everyone else is

    • @destinitra
      @destinitra Před 3 lety +1

      I think J is lost cause Isaiah, George no point in replying to this troll anymore.

  • @classymuffin4589
    @classymuffin4589 Před rokem +20

    As an Ark player, Kapro is the most terrifying thing on this list. The only thing that frightens me more than that is...a Microraptor *shudders* .

  • @definitelynothallie
    @definitelynothallie Před rokem +16

    I’ve never laughed at Ethan but him making the joke about the wings had me rolling 😂😂😂

  • @sambarrett4726
    @sambarrett4726 Před 3 lety +4383

    Oh shit this vid was the origin of ethan’s megalodong line in the latest tinder vid !!

    • @deservedw6071
      @deservedw6071 Před 3 lety +334

      facts and I reckon at 3:34 hes writing that line down in his notes

    • @sambarrett4726
      @sambarrett4726 Před 3 lety +43

      @@deservedw6071 oh for SURE

    • @orangeeeeeee
      @orangeeeeeee Před 3 lety +30

      Noo I was about to say this but you beat me to it! It's probably true though lol

    • @jjjuarez1516
      @jjjuarez1516 Před 3 lety

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    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy Před 3 lety +2

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
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      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

  • @bobbywatto
    @bobbywatto Před 3 lety +758

    Sidemen: "we need 8 minute videos!"
    Ethan: allow me to introduce myself

    • @IggyMC
      @IggyMC Před 3 lety +1

      Simp

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy Před 3 lety +2

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

    • @shush5878
      @shush5878 Před 3 lety +21

      @@IggyMC do you even know what that means

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      @vonid5103 Před 3 lety

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    • @freddiemercury5987
      @freddiemercury5987 Před 3 lety +1

      Let's see how many subscribers I can get from this comment
      Current...42

  • @zigzag039
    @zigzag039 Před 3 lety +20

    Simon: “How do we know these existed?”
    Literally the video at that moment: “and it’s fossils were found in Scotland”

  • @danielgreenham9732
    @danielgreenham9732 Před rokem +1

    Just found this channel and you guy are brilliant had me laughing the whole way though subscribed

  • @faisalleo123
    @faisalleo123 Před 3 lety +562

    JJ: yeah I bet I could knock em out
    “Move to the side *bam* knock out”

    • @JustJai23
      @JustJai23 Před 3 lety +1

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    • @yiezhenglim
      @yiezhenglim Před 3 lety

      this is exactly what JJ would say XD on point

  • @orng_jui3e260
    @orng_jui3e260 Před 3 lety +1431

    Ethan: that ain't a bird it dont fly
    Penguins, chickens, ostriches and turkeys: *am I a joke to you*

  • @madditate5244
    @madditate5244 Před 3 lety +49

    Ethan had me dying at the end "He ain't going anywhere bro" "20cm Wings"

    • @importedposter4152
      @importedposter4152 Před 2 lety

      Ever heard of an ostrich?

    • @madditate5244
      @madditate5244 Před 2 lety

      @@importedposter4152 yeah, obviously.... ever heard of an Emu? Whats that got to do with what ethan said...?

    • @importedposter4152
      @importedposter4152 Před 2 lety

      @@madditate5244 ...are you stupid? he said that it's "not going anywhere" yet one of the fastest animals in the world is a flightless bird. so obviously it can get somewhere.

    • @madditate5244
      @madditate5244 Před 2 lety

      @@importedposter4152 he means it isn't flying anywhere oh my god so, to answer your question, no I am not stupid

  • @myne_god4906
    @myne_god4906 Před 3 lety +24

    Btw just a fun fact at 11:22 when josh says that it’s eating a horse and it’s not big enough u get the point. Back then, the modern day horse had a kinda of a ancestor it was like a horse and a dog combine and it was the size of a German Shepard, then they evolved into horses.

  • @amazingDani101
    @amazingDani101 Před 3 lety +1692

    Simon: "How do we know these things existed?"
    Every paleontologist: * doing years of research and finding fossils * "I guess my job literally means nothing!"

    • @nadiar.4638
      @nadiar.4638 Před 3 lety +101

      No, its obviously because these animal were amazing at making self portraits. How else would we get all these drawings 🤨

    • @maximosaurus042nd
      @maximosaurus042nd Před 3 lety +61

      That’s what really disappoints me. People who don’t know anything about nature shouldn’t react to nature because then when we watch it it’ll jus t be facepalming all the time. Last time ever I react to non-academics reacting to academic stuff, even if the info about the animals was very basic.

    • @Xeno574
      @Xeno574 Před 2 lety +22

      @@maximosaurus042nd Cry

    • @maximosaurus042nd
      @maximosaurus042nd Před 2 lety +18

      @@Xeno574 Stfu.

    • @Lil-mn1rf
      @Lil-mn1rf Před 2 lety +10

      @@maximosaurus042nd don't watch it...

  • @Tumford
    @Tumford Před 3 lety +81

    7:28 "Is this the product of an incest shark" - Behzinga (Ethan) 2021

    • @JustJai23
      @JustJai23 Před 3 lety +1

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  • @dyaneshr5692
    @dyaneshr5692 Před 19 dny

    Ethan bullying that bird had me laughing out so loud broo 😂🤣🤣🤣 this video was a good one 😂😂

  • @arpitsreeshkamath8380
    @arpitsreeshkamath8380 Před 3 lety +513

    3:23 is where ethan got the line for the sidemen sunday, you can see him writing it down

    • @seanfkelly27
      @seanfkelly27 Před 3 lety +24

      Was looking for a comment that said this

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy Před 3 lety +4

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

    • @MJK1405
      @MJK1405 Před 3 lety +15

      @@Mrarmybarmy must be a shit edit

    • @aryamanm2170
      @aryamanm2170 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Mrarmybarmy .Im pretty sure noone in this comment section is gonna watch ur vid willingly. so sit back,relax and let the youtube algorithm do its thing.👍👍

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy Před 3 lety

      @@aryamanm2170 gotcha ;)

  • @nandanpillai4675
    @nandanpillai4675 Před 3 lety +256

    Josh: 'You cant bully it"
    Ethan: "Go on dickhead fly then"
    😂😂

  • @mr.slappii513
    @mr.slappii513 Před 2 lety +9

    As much as I'd love to believe that Megalodon is still out there in the depths. There is one fact that makes disproves it.
    Sharks are shallow hunters, meaning they hunt and live near the top of the ocean. Which means that Megalodon would also be a top feeder therefore if it was alive, we would have seen it many times.

    • @ithewho6603
      @ithewho6603 Před rokem +1

      And even if it weren't on shallow waters, what on earth would it eat in the deep. A creature like that can't survive eating nothing but micro organisms lol.

    • @liamengram6326
      @liamengram6326 Před rokem

      Not all sharks hunt in shallow waters. There's literally a whole category of them known as pelagic sharks such as the blue shark. Then there are deep ocean sharks that exist in the twilight zone or deeper like goblin sharks, six gill sharks, and cookie cutter sharks.
      As for what it would eat? Giant squids, deep ocean fish, and those deep ocean sharks I mentioned.
      That being said, it definitely doesn't still exist because we would be finding non-fossilized teeth of theirs washing up on beaches just like we do with all other shark species.

    • @jasonwelch7085
      @jasonwelch7085 Před rokem

      ​@@liamengram6326also the ocean can't keep a apex predator as large as a megalodon alive, it's prey to small and not enough oxygen in the water plus the hunting market is to competitive just look at the great white shark.

    • @liamengram6326
      @liamengram6326 Před rokem

      @@jasonwelch7085 You realize whales exist, right? They simply were out-competed for food.

    • @jasonwelch7085
      @jasonwelch7085 Před rokem

      @@liamengram6326 not enough whales to sustain a healthy population of megalodon, you just sound silly stop it.

  • @ashh9666
    @ashh9666 Před 3 lety +5

    9:50 what do snakes offer? If only you knew what they do Ethan and how they save lives everyday 😂😂

  • @sven6774
    @sven6774 Před 3 lety +660

    *Shows obvious fake picture*
    Simon: this is cap

    • @JustJai23
      @JustJai23 Před 3 lety +1

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    • @hawksey2817
      @hawksey2817 Před 3 lety +29

      Simon actually pisses me off he is so stupid sometimes and thinks he’s so smart

    • @Kae8
      @Kae8 Před 3 lety +2

      @blue cooper it means it's a lie

    • @Kae8
      @Kae8 Před 3 lety +8

      @@hawksey2817 nah hes fun

    • @animajb6572
      @animajb6572 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Kae8 sometimes only, i feel cringe watch his videos.

  • @PrehistoricWhale
    @PrehistoricWhale Před 3 lety +739

    "stop calling it a terror bird cuz it ain't a bird bro it don't fly"
    The terror bird is just a big scary ostrich tho n last I checked those count as birds

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy Před 3 lety +1

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

    • @alphomega2459
      @alphomega2459 Před 3 lety +15

      Logic is always out the window in these videos 🤣

    • @alphomega2459
      @alphomega2459 Před 3 lety +12

      @@Mrarmybarmy bro I’m not gonna lie I see this exact same comment last month 😬

    • @harrymorgan6201
      @harrymorgan6201 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Mrarmybarmy lol

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      @vonid5103 Před 3 lety

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  • @Chinatsu_Kano
    @Chinatsu_Kano Před 2 lety +1

    Terror birds: * Has wings *
    Ethan: And i took that personally.

  • @sarahomran582
    @sarahomran582 Před rokem

    I can't with Ethan's laugh I love it.🤣🤣

  • @camgib4185
    @camgib4185 Před 3 lety +2030

    I don’t know why people would be scared of these animals jj would just knock them out

  • @haridaspalleeri6765
    @haridaspalleeri6765 Před 3 lety +129

    Apparently Ethan isn't aware that birds like Penguins and Ostrichs exist

  • @Ziggyzak3Gaming
    @Ziggyzak3Gaming Před 3 lety +1

    Simon saying "Wheel up the bloodclart" gives me life...

  • @sunnywitch1205
    @sunnywitch1205 Před 2 lety +1

    I love that the theory and research on the shark with the saw mouth was able to rotate its teeth giving it the saw feature.... Gotta love nature man XD

  • @gavinglazier3801
    @gavinglazier3801 Před 3 lety +1475

    Me who plays ark survival evolved knowing most of these.

  • @LankyCoop
    @LankyCoop Před 3 lety +488

    Nobody:
    Ethan: The shark gene pool was corrupted. Someone fancied their cousin."

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      @arosesthrone6420 Před 3 lety

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    • @oxygentv3706
      @oxygentv3706 Před 3 lety +5

      Nice username and pfp

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy Před 3 lety +2

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

    • @adamapogchamp3867
      @adamapogchamp3867 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Mrarmybarmy fuck off

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy Před 3 lety +1

      @@adamapogchamp3867 someone’s angry

  • @grunt8836
    @grunt8836 Před 2 lety +6

    “Maybe it ate a machine”
    *machines 290 million years ago*:

  • @debbiesullivan6397
    @debbiesullivan6397 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I rewatch this vid every year i swear down

  • @aaryanshetty1466
    @aaryanshetty1466 Před 3 lety +135

    "Look at its wings" has the same energy as "Look at the top of his head"

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy Před 3 lety +1

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

    • @Naruto31132
      @Naruto31132 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Mrarmybarmy and congrats, im disliking and reporting your channel for spam. Or something along those linez

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo890
      @iwantsexseemyvideo890 Před 3 lety

      Civil

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo464
      @iwantsexseemyvideo464 Před 3 lety

      Nikhil

  • @COMPLETEkhoas
    @COMPLETEkhoas Před 3 lety +91

    Ethan: "stop calling it a bird it can't fly"
    See this is why that kiwi bird jumped off the cliff lmfaooo

  • @shxdow.2258
    @shxdow.2258 Před 3 lety +2

    Ethan bullies the wierd bird
    The wierd bird: why you bully me

  • @SynthHD36
    @SynthHD36 Před rokem +4

    Horses were actually a lot smaller back then, they evolved over time to the modern horse that we know today and got much larger 11:51

  • @jmccrory24
    @jmccrory24 Před 3 lety +65

    Josh: Megoladong
    Ethan in tinder: It’s free real estate

  • @smoothformula164
    @smoothformula164 Před 3 lety +347

    Simon: "well who's it fucking"
    Nothing that's why it's extinct mate😂

    • @kay-dc8495
      @kay-dc8495 Před 3 lety

      😂😂😂

    • @baejisu
      @baejisu Před 3 lety +1

      😂LOOOOOL

    • @arosesthrone6420
      @arosesthrone6420 Před 3 lety

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    • @vonid5103
      @vonid5103 Před 3 lety

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    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy Před 3 lety +1

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

  • @AdityaGupta-vq8jj
    @AdityaGupta-vq8jj Před 2 lety +4

    9:20 and are just living pieces of mass/muscle

  • @Cvvwx
    @Cvvwx Před rokem

    1:09 “I think we got 8 minutes now” Simon has no concept of time lollll he’s too funny

  • @Taylor-dc4eu
    @Taylor-dc4eu Před 3 lety +125

    Ethan: I wish some of these animals still existed
    The title: Are we a joke to you?

    • @JustJai23
      @JustJai23 Před 3 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/oTb-gqIy5bc/video.html

    • @Kae8
      @Kae8 Před 3 lety

      I wished it too

  • @elizabethtuckey633
    @elizabethtuckey633 Před 3 lety +618

    Everyone who's played ark knows half the creatures on this list are honestly terrifying

  • @bobbarirevanth5662
    @bobbarirevanth5662 Před 2 lety

    Voice is good in every sideman memeber vik says shhuut up!. Nice

  • @ChromaticCluck
    @ChromaticCluck Před 15 dny

    Simon saying “wheel up the bloodclart” cracked me up so hard

  • @eriklavina2828
    @eriklavina2828 Před 3 lety +78

    I like how josh is pretending that some of those animals weren't his pets at one point

  • @heddadybvadskog-nebb5603
    @heddadybvadskog-nebb5603 Před 3 lety +51

    Ethan is just casually writing down the megaladong line to use in tinder 3 lol

  • @overalonyx
    @overalonyx Před 2 lety +1

    I love the Sharknado it was awesome

  • @Zanzarcs
    @Zanzarcs Před 3 lety

    i love how for the first one (the kaprosuchus) has the ark note put for the first one

  • @ironladyerimuth
    @ironladyerimuth Před 3 lety +144

    The drawing that showed the terror bird eating a “horse” was inaccurately described. It’s eating a small ancestor of horses, which was forest-dwelling and had four toes.

  • @notcarbon6183
    @notcarbon6183 Před 3 lety +129

    Ethan: “someone fancied their cousin” 😂

  • @ayejamie23
    @ayejamie23 Před 3 lety

    Ethan making fun of that bird thingy with those short ass wings is hilarious asf 🤣🤣

  • @Yoran_w
    @Yoran_w Před 3 lety

    some of these videos really are making me feel smart

  • @baejisu
    @baejisu Před 3 lety +245

    ethan: snakes are just living bits of string
    Tobi: yeah, its basically a shoelace
    -- how will i live without lines like this😂

    • @dumpling8619
      @dumpling8619 Před 3 lety

      Haha funny

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy Před 3 lety

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

    • @TheOnlyMG
      @TheOnlyMG Před 3 lety

      On god I read this literally as soon as he said it 😂😂

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo890
      @iwantsexseemyvideo890 Před 3 lety

      Jung

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo890
      @iwantsexseemyvideo890 Před 3 lety

      Fiction

  • @onebilliontacos3405
    @onebilliontacos3405 Před rokem +3

    11:43 Poor terror bird man. It's such an cool animal only to made fun of by a bloke like jj. r.i.p. Also there were minni horses like Eohippus back in the day and that's one of the things terror bird ate like in that drawing.

  • @tay9813
    @tay9813 Před 3 lety

    Omg I loved the megladong thing josh said I was howling

  • @chickenswami268
    @chickenswami268 Před 3 lety +962

    Ethan is so energetic. Can’t be sidemen reacts without him

  • @colonelsaunders
    @colonelsaunders Před 3 lety +168

    As someone with a fairly extensive palaeontological background, seeing Ethan's solution to evolution in progress as 'delete the wing' is still going to be funny in ten years time.

  • @calebstephan2083
    @calebstephan2083 Před 3 lety +3

    Ethan saying the terror birds a non bird because it can't fly is the equivalent of saying ostriches, chickens, penguins etc are non birds for the same reasoning 😂.

  • @minipig5398
    @minipig5398 Před 3 lety +1

    The drawing with the terror bird and the horses was accurate, those horses were prehistoric ancestors of modern horses and were far smaller.

  • @michaelramlal9876
    @michaelramlal9876 Před 3 lety +102

    Ethan: "It's not a bird, it can't fly
    Penguins, Ostriches, Emus, Kiwis, Cassowaries etc: "Well then"

  • @o_kichu
    @o_kichu Před 3 lety +29

    * Snakes are just living bits of string *
    - Ethan Payne, 2021
    😂😂

  • @sopapan212
    @sopapan212 Před 2 lety +2

    4:14 i kinda agree with ethan i wanna be like i’m in jurassic park lol getting chased by dinosaurs

  • @MarcoAntonio-gd1kq
    @MarcoAntonio-gd1kq Před 3 lety +2

    What’s scarier than a shark....
    Ethan on a hangover

  • @Storm-kv8ew
    @Storm-kv8ew Před 3 lety +96

    Sidemen play ark

    • @Kaiht_
      @Kaiht_ Před měsícem +7

      That would be good

    • @HighFriend42da0
      @HighFriend42da0 Před 21 dnem +1

      @sidemen do this

    • @slickthegoat5578
      @slickthegoat5578 Před 20 dny +3

      Just seeing how long it would take for them to get it would be hilarious

    • @Athithan_2000
      @Athithan_2000 Před 11 dny +2

      3 out of the 7 Sidemen wouldn’t
      be able to figure out the controls!

  • @frogbootz
    @frogbootz Před 3 lety +41

    I love how most of the photos are from explorer notes from ARK. Lmao

  • @pacman4521
    @pacman4521 Před 2 lety +2

    0:10 Your welcome HAHA
    The inside of his mouth scares me LOL not really but it was funny

  • @kajetanjuraszek423
    @kajetanjuraszek423 Před 3 lety +1

    i wanna this outro song for my ringtone!!! pls lemme have it

  • @jacobhamill8920
    @jacobhamill8920 Před 3 lety +67

    This is just Ethan roasting old animals, never laughed so hard in my life

  • @BigSooshiRoll
    @BigSooshiRoll Před 3 lety +138

    As a person who’s played Ark I can attest to these being things I’d not like to have in our lives today

    • @lachlanross1203
      @lachlanross1203 Před 3 lety +4

      PTSD from the kapros

    • @tk11rj
      @tk11rj Před 3 lety +3

      Lmao Terror Birds Technically Fly In Ark lol

    • @fazeimposter6078
      @fazeimposter6078 Před 2 lety

      Lol

    • @user-hj6tt7jf8w
      @user-hj6tt7jf8w Před 2 lety +3

      Lol getting chased by titanoboa across the entire map. Actually my most stressful experience in any game

  • @SoySaucing
    @SoySaucing Před 3 lety

    Simon said “that aint a quiz thats a question” yes simon questions are on quizzes 😂😂

  • @yahkinn
    @yahkinn Před 3 lety +1

    They need to do one with all of them

  • @cortlight
    @cortlight Před 3 lety +32

    everyone talking about how big the terror birds are
    Meanwhile ethan is just laughing on how small the birds wing

  • @FreedomFighters2
    @FreedomFighters2 Před 3 lety +101

    “Well who’s it fucking?” -Simon 2021

    • @kay-dc8495
      @kay-dc8495 Před 3 lety +1

      Very inspiring quote

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy Před 3 lety

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

    • @arosesthrone6420
      @arosesthrone6420 Před 3 lety

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    • @iwantsexseemyvideo890
      @iwantsexseemyvideo890 Před 3 lety

      Cynic

    • @FreedomFighters2
      @FreedomFighters2 Před 3 lety

      @@Mrarmybarmy I’ll check it out man

  • @ollieandrews2172
    @ollieandrews2172 Před 3 lety +1

    Love it how they use ARK notes in the vids 😂

  • @TheFosseArmy
    @TheFosseArmy Před 3 lety

    Loving the ark dossiers xD

  • @samrasmussen33
    @samrasmussen33 Před 3 lety +184

    Nobody:
    Simon: "There's no way that exists"
    Simon needs to do some research because all of these did exist

  • @matthewhesketh9981
    @matthewhesketh9981 Před 3 lety +20

    "Snakes are living bits of string bro" too funny 🤣 😂

  • @RogueCod_
    @RogueCod_ Před 3 lety

    Rah ethans shark theory amazing along with the wings on the terror bird this had me dead

  • @shalooom2825
    @shalooom2825 Před 3 lety

    I love the way Ethan thinks🤣🤣🤣

  • @bobbywatto
    @bobbywatto Před 3 lety +19

    Josh: "Its giving it its Megeladong"
    *quality*

  • @MGspace600
    @MGspace600 Před 3 lety +8

    11:13 it's t-posing while running to it's pray 😂

    • @jaziel3001
      @jaziel3001 Před rokem

      DONT JUDGE A GIANT TERROR BIRD.

  • @0falcon_vortex058
    @0falcon_vortex058 Před rokem

    Never thought about snakes being living strings 😂

  • @kellostmainacc940
    @kellostmainacc940 Před 2 lety +7

    isnt it spelled extinct not exctinct

  • @Raishee
    @Raishee Před 3 lety +284

    Sidemen: did it go extinct 66 billion years ago?
    the universe: is 14 billion years old

    • @adrianamundsen6939
      @adrianamundsen6939 Před 3 lety +17

      Its probably way older than that though. We dont know yet

    • @ultragamingas5299
      @ultragamingas5299 Před 3 lety +20

      thats observable universe we still dont know the age of whole universe

    • @raza4271
      @raza4271 Před 3 lety +9

      @@adrianamundsen6939 ​@ultra gamingAS Are your comments suggesting that it could have lived before 14 billion years ago because we don't know the true age of the universe?? The earth is only 4 billion years old stfu

    • @osmanndarbossmann8545
      @osmanndarbossmann8545 Před 2 lety

      @@raza4271 its 4,543 × 10^9 years old

    • @osmanndarbossmann8545
      @osmanndarbossmann8545 Před 2 lety

      And it could be that they meant 66million years

  • @cashhunt69
    @cashhunt69 Před 3 lety +12

    3:24 and just like that, ethan's tinder punch line was created

  • @jaykimzz
    @jaykimzz Před 3 lety

    Ethan had me creasing about the 20cm wings😭😭

  • @tbogking3
    @tbogking3 Před 2 lety

    “Slippery line” Harry’s worse nightmare lol 😂

  • @christopherhughes3347
    @christopherhughes3347 Před 3 lety +21

    Honestly didn’t expect anything less than ark explorer notes 😂😂

    • @Ben-jk6uf
      @Ben-jk6uf Před 3 lety +4

      Copied straight from the wiki 🤣

    • @aj3706
      @aj3706 Před 3 lety +2

      I am amazed by how many I remember because of Ark

    • @christopherhughes3347
      @christopherhughes3347 Před 3 lety +1

      All most all of them are in ark😂

  • @Moorend_
    @Moorend_ Před 3 lety +27

    The more i watch these react videos the more I inderstand why Ethan didnt do well at school 😂