Sterling S11: Donkey in a Thoroughbred Race

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    In the 1960s, the Sterling company began to worry about the prospects of continued sales of the Sterling (Patchett) SMG, especially in light of new competitors like the H&K MP5. Its chief design engineer, Frank Waters, created the S11 as a gun to replace the classic Sterling. The S11 was based on a simple stamped/folded steel receiver, and was intended to have a lower unit cost that the Sterling. It kept the excellent Patchett magazine, but had a barrel and sights offset to the left side, and offered two separate bayonet lugs - one for the No5 rifle and one for the L1A1/FAL.
    Unfortunately for Sterling, it was determined that the tooling cost would have made the S11 actually more expensive that the existing guns, whose tooling costs had been long since covered. Also, the S11 was just not a very good or very reliable design - a "donkey in a thoroughbred race" to quote one Sterling manager. This one prototype was the only example ever made, and the project was shelved in 1967 in favor of expanding into more civilian models of the original Sterling.
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  • @RedXlV
    @RedXlV Před 5 lety +6496

    The MP5 might have taken away a lot of Sterling's customers, but H&K was never able to secure that lucrative Galactic Empire contract.

    • @quentinchambon9362
      @quentinchambon9362 Před 5 lety +262

      It do indeed look like a E-11

    • @XanderTuron
      @XanderTuron Před 5 lety +622

      @@quentinchambon9362 It's almost as if the E-11 props were Sterling SMGs.

    • @MandalorV7
      @MandalorV7 Před 5 lety +574

      @@XanderTuron Stormtroopers never used the folding butt stock. That's why they are poor shots.

    • @terranempire2
      @terranempire2 Před 5 lety +177

      Jacob Clark Nore the duel laser bayonets

    • @rays5073
      @rays5073 Před 5 lety +77

      They did get in on the scoundrel market though

  • @vulpes1446
    @vulpes1446 Před 4 lety +4776

    English Army: We need a high performance submachi-
    Sterling: D U A L B A Y O N E T

    • @andrewmoore7022
      @andrewmoore7022 Před 4 lety +48

      @War Zone they're actually have in a few designs similar to that they just don't work very well and are typically restricted to a small not very effective caliber

    • @TheHeavyModd
      @TheHeavyModd Před 4 lety +11

      @War Zone like the one Squall has in Final Fantasy?

    • @blakekenley1000
      @blakekenley1000 Před 4 lety +25

      @War Zone it's called an Arisaka 😂😂😂

    • @josephmontanaro2350
      @josephmontanaro2350 Před 4 lety +47

      *loud bagpipe noises and screaming*

    • @gustavgnoettgen
      @gustavgnoettgen Před 4 lety +28

      @@josephmontanaro2350 *bagpipe noises **_and loud screaming_*

  • @ManDuderGuy
    @ManDuderGuy Před 4 lety +458

    "They made one."
    This thing's forgotten as fuck.

    • @ricojes
      @ricojes Před 3 lety +18

      It should be the mascot for this channel then lol.

    • @edwinalexis593
      @edwinalexis593 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Hellriegel is even more forgotten
      There was just a pic of it

  • @h.plovecat4307
    @h.plovecat4307 Před 5 lety +1826

    "Gentlemen, we can rebuild him...But we don't want to spend too much.."

    • @rileydavidson207
      @rileydavidson207 Před 4 lety +156

      "we can build him better. Stronger, faster, more reliable... But that would cost to much so let's just not do it"

    • @TrollOfReason
      @TrollOfReason Před 4 lety +106

      The 1100 dollar man!

    • @bastionunitb7388
      @bastionunitb7388 Před 4 lety +34

      We also lack the technology

    • @Gussyboy06
      @Gussyboy06 Před 4 lety +54

      "We have the technology, we have the money, but we don't want to spend that much"

    • @jeromelawson7782
      @jeromelawson7782 Před 3 lety +29

      Peter Griffin, the $300 man

  • @twentylush
    @twentylush Před 4 lety +1795

    Thank god, i was tired of my bayonet running out of ammo

    • @onebritishboi9892
      @onebritishboi9892 Před 4 lety +13

      Hehe

    • @tristanperciful6609
      @tristanperciful6609 Před 4 lety +10

      Destiny players: (;-;)

    • @Thy_Boss
      @Thy_Boss Před 3 lety +7

      All right, boys, ready for your *S U B M A C H I N E G U N C H A R G E*

    • @ther6sshieldmain937
      @ther6sshieldmain937 Před 3 lety +2

      "well achtualli, thueh bladche wuldchcsnrap, not rhun oucht of ammo"

    • @braveworld2707
      @braveworld2707 Před 26 dny +1

      I worked with a Pom in Australia who fought in Korea and he didn't like that war. Stuck his bayonet into an enemy and it got jammed in his ribs so bad he couldn't pull it out and had to leave it embodied so to speak. The _didn't like_ part comes from him being charged for losing his bayonet and had to pay 15/- (shillings) for a replacement. 25 or 26 years after the event and he was still unhappy with that.

  • @jameskoch9567
    @jameskoch9567 Před 4 lety +3631

    Ian: "And the barrel is also offset for no particular reason."
    Gun Designer, years earlier, walking in on his wife sleeping with a left-handed man

    • @leafbone1
      @leafbone1 Před 4 lety +140

      Don't be silly, if it was down the middle it would have missed the ejector on strip down, giving no reason to piss about with a hard to access screw in battle conditions🙄

    • @betwixtX
      @betwixtX Před 4 lety +35

      its off center for balance

    • @colbeausabre8842
      @colbeausabre8842 Před 4 lety +101

      You caught it, too....it's my belief that any weapon that requires a tool to field strip it is poorly designed

    • @michaelcrockis7679
      @michaelcrockis7679 Před 4 lety +31

      @@colbeausabre8842 It's just a prototype issue. Would be fixed in serial items.

    • @badlandskid
      @badlandskid Před 4 lety +79

      Barrel is offset in order for the side bayonet to be fixed.

  • @2MeterLP
    @2MeterLP Před 3 lety +527

    Imagine telling your engineers to come up with a competitor to the MP5 and they bring you this. Probably no christmas bonuses that year.

    • @ZealothPL
      @ZealothPL Před 2 lety +31

      It really looks like first years student first project he kinda forgot about until a week before deadline lol

    • @george2113
      @george2113 Před 11 měsíci

      So the Uzi was later?

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes Před 3 měsíci +3

      "best I can do is a side-loading Uzi with a big knife on it"

  • @eriolhiiragizawa729
    @eriolhiiragizawa729 Před 4 lety +879

    GAU-8 Avenger engineers: "We need a plane on a gun!"
    Sterling S11 engineers: "We need a gun for our Bayonets!"

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 Před 4 lety +18

      The A-10 is a beloved CAS aircraft, unless you're its target, this thing...

    • @Alpostpone
      @Alpostpone Před 4 lety +10

      @@bthsr7113 Some ideas are better than others.

    • @cheyannei5983
      @cheyannei5983 Před 3 lety +11

      GAU-8 only has around 80mm penetration at combat ranges, tanks have more to fear from the MANY precision munitions the A-10 carries.
      Fortunately, with the advent of IFV's, there's a new generation of vehicles on the battlefield completely defenseless against GAU-8.

    • @austinm.9832
      @austinm.9832 Před 3 lety +3

      @@cheyannei5983 don't forget the top armor on tanks is a lot thinner.

    • @cheyannei5983
      @cheyannei5983 Před 3 lety +4

      @@austinm.9832 I'm not. Don't forget that even the roof has a spall liner and the rounds aren't coming in straight up and down, either. Active protection systems further defang poor old A-10... though many can't reach up towards the sky, being little more than an alternative for vehicles too light to mount N/ERA.

  • @Calvin_Coolage
    @Calvin_Coolage Před 5 lety +2133

    This is the firearms equivalent of that English paper you write all of 2 hours before it's due.

    • @Roshake77
      @Roshake77 Před 5 lety +262

      Ok, so if I add two bayonet lugs maybe they won't notice that the barrel is not in the middle

    • @charleswindsor7835
      @charleswindsor7835 Před 5 lety +58

      @Calvin_Coolage ahh now i see where i went wrong with my education

    • @AnonOmis1000
      @AnonOmis1000 Před 5 lety +20

      I mean, to be fair, this was experimental. Your first draft never looks as good as the final.

    • @Calvin_Coolage
      @Calvin_Coolage Před 5 lety +33

      @@AnonOmis1000 Perhaps, but if your first draft looks like this it's probably time to go back to the drawingboard.

    • @AnonOmis1000
      @AnonOmis1000 Před 5 lety +18

      @@Calvin_Coolage which is what they did.

  • @tws1man582
    @tws1man582 Před 5 lety +2507

    Everyone gangster till a mad man runs at you with two bayonets on the same gun

    • @vattmann1387
      @vattmann1387 Před 5 lety +86

      Only upgrade I can see is attaching a Gurkha and a couple of kukris to it

    • @soumyajyotimukherjee4752
      @soumyajyotimukherjee4752 Před 5 lety +40

      @@vattmann1387 that would be bad. Bayonets are straight for a reason. You wield it like a spear. Kukri is for slashing..
      Though it might work with a one handed gun, like a sidearm

    • @kirbyis4ever
      @kirbyis4ever Před 5 lety +95

      @@soumyajyotimukherjee4752 You have to think outside the box, with a curved blade your gun turns into a glaive instead of a spear! With two bayonet lugs you can choose to slash in two different directions, or slash AND stab!

    • @clmwrx
      @clmwrx Před 5 lety +23

      Halbred smg

    • @clmwrx
      @clmwrx Před 5 lety +11

      Funded.

  • @jghutta
    @jghutta Před 4 lety +723

    "Mr. Waters, are two bayonets really necessary?"
    Waters: "Yes, it'll help get the point across!"

  • @iamzid
    @iamzid Před 4 lety +538

    i remember someone told me once, "just because something's rare doesn't mean it's better, it just mean's that there's less of them."

    • @pd4165
      @pd4165 Před 4 lety +16

      Think about those pretty English villages with half timbered houses. So historical!
      What really happened was the village used to be important enough to have grand houses - but then the village failed economically and wasn't worth improving, so they left the old houses alone.
      Go somewhere successful - new everywhere, except where the old stuff makes a massive profit by attracting visitors.
      That sounds like a massive tangent but the principle stands - useless old things are best kept to show the future where we went wrong. And charge them for the lesson :-)

    • @iamzid
      @iamzid Před 4 lety +20

      @@pd4165 I feel like you must have replied to the wrong person or something, because that doesn't really apply to what I said.

    • @rays5163
      @rays5163 Před 4 lety +22

      Yeah, but this has two bayonets

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 Před 4 lety +1

      @@pd4165 you replied to the wrong person

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 Před 3 lety

      Like a rare disease

  • @rafalemiec8683
    @rafalemiec8683 Před 5 lety +1539

    2 bayonets at once... and one might have wondered why it was the Brits who came up with Warhammer 40k and its shenanigans.

    • @roguereaver634
      @roguereaver634 Před 5 lety +229

      One for the heretics, one for the xenos!

    • @PvtMartin78
      @PvtMartin78 Před 5 lety +52

      For killing astartes.

    • @REX-gq6ur
      @REX-gq6ur Před 5 lety +70

      *Stab him before he bleeds on the models!*
      Japanese guy: AyyyEEEEEEEAAAAAH!!!

    • @isaacburrows8405
      @isaacburrows8405 Před 5 lety +33

      @@TheRealColBosch god is there one witcher player that doesn't have the game as 80% of their identity?

    • @Web720
      @Web720 Před 5 lety +44

      @@isaacburrows8405 you can say the same with WH players.

  • @Poorgeniu5
    @Poorgeniu5 Před 5 lety +862

    If this were to be a Borderlands weapon, it'll certainly add 200% melee damage.

  • @damiangrouse4564
    @damiangrouse4564 Před 3 lety +364

    I was left with the empty feeling that both bayonets should have been tried on for our benefit.
    To be clear...at the same time.

    • @ootdega
      @ootdega Před 3 lety +6

      They are in the thumbnail. i.ytimg.com/vi/BZ3zvE8qcq8/hqdefault.jpg

    • @damiangrouse4564
      @damiangrouse4564 Před 3 lety +17

      ootdega Thanks you’re right! Just would like to have seen it done live video.👍

    • @Thy_Boss
      @Thy_Boss Před 3 lety +11

      Perfect for engaging 5th-dimensional invaders from Universe X

    • @keithklassen5320
      @keithklassen5320 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Thy_Boss The ones with two hearts.

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions Před 2 lety +3

      If your desire goes yet unfulfilled, do check out the Video by Jonathan on the Royal Armories channel, you won't be disappointed.

  • @EPWillard
    @EPWillard Před 4 lety +296

    "at least on this one" he says with the only one in existence

    • @iraizsanchez7292
      @iraizsanchez7292 Před 4 lety +4

      It replace the sten so that means there's more than one dude

    • @austinm.9832
      @austinm.9832 Před 4 lety +31

      @@iraizsanchez7292 what, no, he said that they made only one in the very beginning.

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit Před 4 lety +18

      @@iraizsanchez7292 they made one of these, the gun that replaced the sten was the sterling (the starwars blaster) this is the failed attempt at its update

    • @drunkanite8272
      @drunkanite8272 Před 4 lety +16

      @@iraizsanchez7292
      Ian: The S2 replaced the STEN gun. This gun was a failed upgrade, so there is only one.
      Iraiz: *forgets to smart* MAnY s11 aRe eXIst

  • @RailgunCyclops
    @RailgunCyclops Před 5 lety +660

    So the Empire contracted Sterling for their E-11 blasters

    • @irtazaazam2573
      @irtazaazam2573 Před 4 lety +50

      No wonder stormtroopers cant hit anything.

    • @NexusDex
      @NexusDex Před 4 lety +11

      They should have kept the knifes xD

    • @simonh6371
      @simonh6371 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Shakezulla WWII not WWI

    • @Stefan-Astro-Art
      @Stefan-Astro-Art Před 3 lety +4

      @@simonh6371 well the Lewis is also in the original, that gun was used in WW1

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes Před 3 lety +7

      @@Stefan-Astro-Art The C96 is in there as well (Han Solo's blaster), it was used in WW1 I believe.

  • @ROGUE-Two-Actual
    @ROGUE-Two-Actual Před 5 lety +652

    Sterling SMG on "Very low" graphics settings

  • @justincarrasco3680
    @justincarrasco3680 Před 4 lety +333

    Peter: “What would you do if you had a million dollars?”
    Lawrence: “I tell ya what I’d do, man. Two bayonets at the same time, man.”

  • @dillonpatterson4310
    @dillonpatterson4310 Před 3 lety +126

    "They had an excellent reputation." Come on you missed an easy Sterling reputation there.

  • @gregoryfilin8040
    @gregoryfilin8040 Před 5 lety +316

    "There's no particular reason why" just about sums this gun up perfectly.

  • @JudgeLazar
    @JudgeLazar Před 5 lety +577

    The second bayonet was added after many Imperial storm trooper casualties were caused by missing stabs at point blank range.

    • @potatoradio
      @potatoradio Před 5 lety +27

      Its got 1 lower down for ewoks ...

    • @hcctendeep7047
      @hcctendeep7047 Před 4 lety +10

      @@garymitchell5899 let them, star wars used a lot of sterlings as the base for the blasters.

    • @leeboy29680-ol7gf
      @leeboy29680-ol7gf Před 4 lety +4

      @@garymitchell5899 some one who cant pass a joke they dont like on youtube without being a bitch, how.....well you know

  • @jeromelawson7782
    @jeromelawson7782 Před 3 lety +192

    Somebody discovered LSD earlier than the other gun engineers.

    • @Thy_Boss
      @Thy_Boss Před 3 lety +15

      “Barrel in line with grip, sights in line with barrel... it’s a _prison,_ Procurement Man! _Free your mind!!”_

  • @RyeOnHam
    @RyeOnHam Před 3 lety +150

    Barrel is offset for two reasons:
    1) to line the sights up with the eye with such a large, wide stock
    2) so that recoil is in line with the longitudinal center of mass that is effected by the magazine on the side. This should negate the tendency of the gun to 'climb' to the right under recoil. My opinion is that if you were to place a half-loaded magazine in the gun, you could balance the weapon on its muzzle.

    • @Thy_Boss
      @Thy_Boss Před 3 lety +17

      Could be... but I’d point out that if a design for a SMG offsets the 1) barrel, to fix the 2) sights because of 3) the stock and 4) the magazine, the designer may have forgotten, out of 1, 2, 3 and 4, which is the part a soldier points at the enemy to do the whole “gun” thing the gun is supposed to do. This wasn’t meant for the job of a Bren in WWII, after all.

    • @mattyates8501
      @mattyates8501 Před 2 lety +9

      Honestly, dumb as it may be... I think the barrel was placed there to allow for that jungle carbine bayonet. Why they didn't make the gun narrower (or literally any other solution) is beyond me

    • @russellking9762
      @russellking9762 Před 2 lety +5

      built in Kentucky windage is what it is

  • @ENCHANTMEN_
    @ENCHANTMEN_ Před 5 lety +2125

    "Fix bayonets!"
    "But commissar, we already fixed bayonets!"
    *BLAM* "FIX BAYONETS"

  • @vDullahan
    @vDullahan Před 5 lety +602

    Donkey in a Thoroughbred Race is quite possibly the best thing I've read this year.

    • @mazkact
      @mazkact Před 5 lety +10

      Ya know on "The Walton's" John Boy won a race against Thoroughbreds riding a Mule(not a donkey I know) albeit a race in mountainous and wooded terrain :)

    • @matthewspencer5086
      @matthewspencer5086 Před 5 lety +1

      There's a song about this sort of thing:
      czcams.com/video/e6JMvwORx-Q/video.html

    • @BunnyTVS
      @BunnyTVS Před 5 lety +1

      @@matthewspencer5086 Love a little Rusby, but I was expecting OG Val czcams.com/video/-1Ofhh30lwQ/video.html

    • @SlimRhyno
      @SlimRhyno Před 5 lety +4

      Sometimes I feel like a donkey in a thoroughbred race... And sometimes I feel like a thoroughbred in a donkey race. Oh, life.

    • @irenerivera4827
      @irenerivera4827 Před 5 lety +1

      Slim Rhyno I also choose this guys throroughbred

  • @ldobehardcore
    @ldobehardcore Před 3 lety +102

    The finish is blistering my eyes.
    But I can see how it'd be good for keeping grippy when you drop it on the floor of the Vaseline factory.

  • @Colyo62
    @Colyo62 Před 3 lety +146

    "... the guy behind the design of the SAR-80 rifles"
    "uh oh"

    • @neruneri
      @neruneri Před 3 lety +8

      SAR-80, not SA-80. I don't know if the SAR-80 rifle is bad, but I suspect it's fine since it's basically just an AR-18 variant as far as I can tell. Waters was NOT involved in the atrocity that was the SA-80 (the bullpup that doesn't work).

    • @TrueFlameslinger
      @TrueFlameslinger Před 3 lety +4

      @@neruneri Well, at least the A2 variant of it is fairly good

    • @AleK0451
      @AleK0451 Před 3 lety +4

      @@TrueFlameslinger thanks hk

    • @danbell3827
      @danbell3827 Před 2 lety +1

      @@AleK0451 They funny thing is, while HK fixed the guns issues, they really didn't change that much. Most of their improvements simply involved changing alloys or heat treatments for parts that failed, or making extremely small adjustments. The A1 was almost a really good gun, they just couldn't quite figure out how to fine tune it. The core design works just fine

    • @AleK0451
      @AleK0451 Před 2 lety +1

      @@danbell3827 i know, it's a nato gun so in theory it would literally just be a bullpup ar15 or something along those lines which as long as it isn't literally a converted bullpup ar15 should work fine, they just had no idea what materials to use and how to make those small adjustments

  • @roguereaver634
    @roguereaver634 Před 5 lety +760

    It looks like the neglected love child of a Sterling and an Uzi

    • @madquack6449
      @madquack6449 Před 5 lety +3

      that what I was thinking too.

    • @StanislavG.
      @StanislavG. Před 5 lety +25

      That's what happens when you have unprotected gay sex...

    • @sidewinder666666
      @sidewinder666666 Před 5 lety +6

      I was thinking more along the lines of the red-headed bastard step-child, but..... eh.

    • @fadedjate7230
      @fadedjate7230 Před 5 lety +9

      The Sterling Dad left to go get cigarettes. And the Uzi mama just could not even.

    • @sonofdrjekyll
      @sonofdrjekyll Před 4 lety +1

      Snuzi

  • @Roshake77
    @Roshake77 Před 5 lety +721

    Hey, the charging handle is in the way of the sights, maybe we should cut a hole in it or move it to the side
    Nah fam lets just move the rest of the gun to the side

    • @YouTubeDeletesComments
      @YouTubeDeletesComments Před 5 lety +8

      They moved the Gun, and not the Sights? LOL

    • @B3RyL
      @B3RyL Před 5 lety +32

      This is Britain. Here, there are two taps on each sink, the bus stops are listed in alphabetical order, and black leggings are the height of fashion. What did you expect from their firearms industry? Logic?

    • @redwolfexr
      @redwolfexr Před 5 lety +7

      looked obvious to me, they moved it offset because they wanted to use the rifle bayonet on it and centered the barrel was too far away. As soon as that bayonet clicked home and it was a perfect fit...

    • @nikitakindon4256
      @nikitakindon4256 Před 4 lety

      Miłosz Skowroński well if this place is so bad why don’t you go back to where you came from

    • @redwolfexr
      @redwolfexr Před 4 lety +2

      I thought it was only in the US they used that "right-think or go home" line of crazy...

  • @NgocLe-yi2pf
    @NgocLe-yi2pf Před 4 lety +87

    The engineers of this gun be like: "There's something wrong with those firearms out there ya know, they're way too symmetrical!"

  • @loomspace
    @loomspace Před 4 lety +88

    All of the beautifully crafted antique weapons I've seen him review, and this sheet metal crinkle finish brute is the first I see the white gloves!

    • @pd4165
      @pd4165 Před 4 lety +13

      What you saw WAS a beautifully hand crafted antique (kind of) weapon.
      It's a one off - even using cheap materials it's mind bogglingly expensive to make a prototype - to make something that fires full auto at all is an achievement beyond the scope of hand crafted single shot crap with chequering and gold plating BS.
      Think of a Ford Fiesta.
      Make one and it would be hand made and the price of a Ferrari (more expensive - a lot of Ferrari parts are hand made because mass producing things costs millions...spread over the production run). Make millions and an ordinary person can afford one.
      Even with a crackle finish there are lots of exposed parts that need protecting from human touch - it's a one off and the aim is to conserve it FOREVER, not have fingerprints that would need cleaning off (friction and/or chemical cleaning - both eroding the metal).
      It may not be pretty but it's unique.

    • @universate5332
      @universate5332 Před 4 lety +8

      @@pd4165 do you think he read your reply?

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 Před 3 lety +2

      Universate I don’t know if he did, but it’s not that long

    • @warrenharrison9490
      @warrenharrison9490 Před 3 lety

      LOL

    • @shtf3088
      @shtf3088 Před 3 lety +6

      Ian doesn't want to cut his fingers on the crude finish.

  • @UziIdiot
    @UziIdiot Před 5 lety +1449

    2 Bayonets on an SMG
    2 Taps on a sink
    BRITISH ENGINEERING 🇬🇧

    • @Dom-J
      @Dom-J Před 5 lety +86

      Except 2 taps makes sense one hot, one cold. At least to me but I'm British so...

    • @Max-fb5bm
      @Max-fb5bm Před 5 lety +47

      @@Dom-J 2 taps makes sense in every way possible, this man's joke was just stupid and braindead as a pebble

    • @immikeurnot
      @immikeurnot Před 5 lety +140

      @@Dom-J What do you do when you want to run water that isn't either ice cold or scalding hot?
      Me, an American, I just turn on the hot a little and the cold a little and get warm water to wash my hands in. Ahh, the luxury of not being in the UK. I can wash my hands in water that's exactly the temperature I want, among other things.

    • @Dom-J
      @Dom-J Před 5 lety +21

      @@immikeurnot You turn both taps on at once. Sounds silly but you use the amount of each to sort the temperature. Like lots of hot + some cold = hot water that's good for washing hands in. To you this may sound ludicrous to you, but I have never had issues with it.

    • @nicksande6880
      @nicksande6880 Před 5 lety +20

      German here and we have them too sometime, i prefer them, then again we also love to drive stick/manual so....

  • @andyrihn1
    @andyrihn1 Před 5 lety +242

    Two bayonets...for making the enemy more deaderer

  • @Zeppelinfaktor
    @Zeppelinfaktor Před 4 lety +36

    It’s nice to see a company actually kill a project rather than forge ahead with a terrible idea that is bound to be a failure.

    • @a.k8185
      @a.k8185 Před rokem +1

      *stares in zip.22*

  • @casinodelonge
    @casinodelonge Před 4 lety +35

    I had an impressive stoppage with a Sterling once when a round lodged itself sideways across the breech. I've no idea if this was common but I was impressed.

    • @Thy_Boss
      @Thy_Boss Před 3 lety +9

      “But with S11’s Dual-Bayonet System®, you’re fully prepared, as your single stopped weapon becomes two swords at once!”

    • @keithdurose7057
      @keithdurose7057 Před 3 měsíci

      It wasn't that uncommon in the British Army. For training purposes, some 9mm was bought from India or Pakistan. It was known to be substandard but very cheap. Inconsistent powder in the cartridges caused these weak ejections. The Radway Green ammo didn't have this problem. I'm also glad that the L2A3 was adopted and not this hedgehog version!

  • @AlexanderSilver1996
    @AlexanderSilver1996 Před 5 lety +153

    An English SMG with unexplained and pointless design choices? It must have secretly been built in Birmingham

  • @muiz8802
    @muiz8802 Před 5 lety +543

    *Sees thumbnail*
    Attachment unlock: Dual Bayonet
    Description: Increase melee range by 75%.
    "What better than a one bayonet. TWO BAYONET. One for you and one for your MOTHER!" - Random Japanese guy

  • @ukgun1
    @ukgun1 Před 3 lety +16

    As a British soldier serving in the Gulf war and equipped with the Sterling SMG, I was approached by a US marine who offered a straight swap for his m16 because he recognised it from star wars, obviously I had to decline...we in the British military are far too professional to do that sort of thing! It made me laugh though

  • @TH3L33TM3XICAN
    @TH3L33TM3XICAN Před 4 lety +52

    Damn. He click baited me with that thumbnail, I wanted to see this puppy with bayonets on it.

    • @jc6226
      @jc6226 Před 3 lety

      so you claim got clickbaited and then you didn't watch it?

    • @TH3L33TM3XICAN
      @TH3L33TM3XICAN Před 3 lety +14

      J C ????? I watched the whole thing. I was just sad to not see the bayonet on the gun.

  • @Cowinspace
    @Cowinspace Před 5 lety +334

    I would guess that the offset barrel was there to accommodate the bayonet.

    • @paulc2886
      @paulc2886 Před 5 lety +84

      I suspect that it is there to reduce the angle/distance between the magazine lips and the chamber. They need a substantial bolt to keep the chamber closed for blowback, and therefore needed the width, but a central chamber would have made feeding problematic. I can see the sense in what they were trying to do - keep the angle the same as the L2A1

    • @milybanily
      @milybanily Před 5 lety +7

      Paul C
      That was my first belive, but if you want a heavier bolt there are 2 way wider or longer.
      Adding one inch in length would have cure asymmetrical.....
      Who knows..

    • @yvindalexanderfrivold
      @yvindalexanderfrivold Před 5 lety +27

      @@paulc2886 maybe it is to balance the gun against the magazine

    • @TheWolfsnack
      @TheWolfsnack Před 5 lety +17

      my guess is that it was designed by a committee....

    • @SgtKOnyx
      @SgtKOnyx Před 5 lety

      Sounds possible

  • @iLano79
    @iLano79 Před 5 lety +236

    Can't lie, I watched because of dual bayonets. Solid clickbait thumbnail Ian Lol

  • @Gebunator
    @Gebunator Před 4 lety +9

    I bet the S11 stands for "SHit, it's 11 PM and I've to turn in the design tomorrow!"

  • @StoopidAnimul
    @StoopidAnimul Před 4 lety +32

    "Cheap, reliable, lightweight, and incredibly fast reload speeds. Tediore makes an easy to use gun!"

  • @stephennelson4954
    @stephennelson4954 Před 5 lety +107

    Oh cool! Didn't realize Ian was looking at a BlasTech E-11 with optional expanded tibanna gas canister!

    • @potatoradio
      @potatoradio Před 5 lety +19

      And option for ewok (low) or wookie (high) bayonets

  • @tilobidaLP
    @tilobidaLP Před 5 lety +313

    I can't help but think that most submachineguns of the time look so antiquated in comparison to the MP5.

    • @gregoryfilin8040
      @gregoryfilin8040 Před 5 lety +35

      The Germans, Russians, and Americans have always been big on innovation. The germans are the only ones constantly innovating and actually developing new concepts. Which is why everyone loves them with their guns.

    • @alexanderstrickland9036
      @alexanderstrickland9036 Před 5 lety +23

      To be fair smgs are not nearly as adequate for purpose as they used to be.
      PDWS with fancy ammo and assault rifles take their place.
      They’re still cool but they’re a innovative dead end(for now)

    • @coolsenjoyer
      @coolsenjoyer Před 5 lety +53

      MP5 just looks fancier than most SMGs of the time because it's basically a scaled down G3.

    • @gregoryfilin8040
      @gregoryfilin8040 Před 5 lety +10

      @@alexanderstrickland9036 that does make sense. SMG's were phased out by assault rifles.

    • @gregoryfilin8040
      @gregoryfilin8040 Před 5 lety +1

      @@coolsenjoyer right. A more advanced system on a more simple firearm. That's kinda what a PDW is.

  • @Daksys-
    @Daksys- Před 4 lety +7

    This wonderful trainwreck of a gun reminds me of the line "Just because you're unique doesn't mean you're useful"

  • @matthuckabey007
    @matthuckabey007 Před 4 lety +6

    It is a privilege being able to view these treasures alongside your outstanding knowledge of the machining and history associated with each design. Thank you so much for putting this series at such a high quality standard and for everything you do for this artform.

  • @scooty6520
    @scooty6520 Před 5 lety +115

    Reminds me of when you see that truck that someone decided to cover in bed-liner.

    • @WILSON-tc4bb
      @WILSON-tc4bb Před 5 lety +15

      Yeah, and goes down the road crooked and only runs on 5 cylinders lol

    • @korbetthein3072
      @korbetthein3072 Před 5 lety +6

      Hey, that's pretty impressive for a four cylinder engine!

    • @justicemoody6429
      @justicemoody6429 Před 5 lety

      Star Wars imperial blaster

  • @h2o2go141
    @h2o2go141 Před 5 lety +135

    "Oh no, the MP5 threatens our market! Clearly, the response to this new premium firearm that threatens our market is an esoteric uzi clone!

  • @bigguy1164
    @bigguy1164 Před 3 lety +15

    "Gee Nigel, why does your mom let you have TWO bayonets?"

  • @dylancarroll4623
    @dylancarroll4623 Před 5 lety +24

    All it needs now it a cup holder and it will be perfect.

  • @mattleeson7279
    @mattleeson7279 Před 5 lety +22

    I did my work experience at the Leeds Royal Armouries, the amount of guns they have in storage is unbelievable.

    • @mattleeson7279
      @mattleeson7279 Před 5 lety +4

      @@ejmuerterisefromthedead8924 some very unique and rare stuff but also rack after rack of Lee Enfield SMLE's. Some interesting walking stick guns if i remember correctly. Way too many to have o display. Worth a visit if you get a chance.

  • @justanotherrandomfilipino9018

    Sterling S-11: **exists**
    Japanese Soldier: **HEAVY BREATHING**

  • @royalirishranger1931
    @royalirishranger1931 Před 3 lety +10

    I used the old Stirling on operations and it never let me down, I liked it. It could be a little dodgy on the safety side. I even fired it at Bisley with some success.

  • @thomassmith7451
    @thomassmith7451 Před 4 lety +8

    I suspect that the offset barrel allowed the operator to partially break down the weapon and insert a hot dog or tamale into the frame recess in front of the bolt / rear barrel mounting bulkhead allowing the gunman to heat his lunch during combat.

    • @Argonak1
      @Argonak1 Před 4 lety +1

      It was hotdogs, everyone knows hotdog grease is as good as gun oil.

  • @marzcapone9939
    @marzcapone9939 Před 5 lety +85

    Once the MP5 came out, what else could Sterling have produced? Ah, ours has two bayonets!

  • @argenti3609
    @argenti3609 Před 5 lety +137

    Gun Jesus has brought us another strange firearm. Blessed be this gun

  • @georgemorley1029
    @georgemorley1029 Před 2 lety +14

    “What about a bayonet?”
    “You’ve already had it!”
    “We’ve had one, yes. What about second bayonet?”
    “I don’t think he knows about second bayonet, Pip.”

  • @metalsurgeon9196
    @metalsurgeon9196 Před 2 lety +4

    I like the unique action of the stock. Seems pretty solid and doesn't almost catch on the weapon like others that swing from under.

  • @mellonbread
    @mellonbread Před 5 lety +555

    British Military: Mum, can we get an MP5?
    Sterling: No, we have an SMG at home
    The SMG at home:

    • @LowEndMarauder
      @LowEndMarauder Před 4 lety +27

      Like when I asked my dad for a skateboard when I was a kid and he offered to take the handle off my scooter lol

    • @isaacdepaula2103
      @isaacdepaula2103 Před 4 lety +9

      @@LowEndMarauder Well, it worked on Back to the Future, so your dad is not 100% wrong, stonks

    • @LowEndMarauder
      @LowEndMarauder Před 4 lety +2

      @@isaacdepaula2103 haha thats very true I forgot about that scene

    • @redrb26dett
      @redrb26dett Před 4 lety +1

      The empire likes them so they must be good

    • @PinkFlyingNarwhal
      @PinkFlyingNarwhal Před 4 lety +3

      @Judge Dredd ok boomer

  • @highsocks5914
    @highsocks5914 Před 5 lety +44

    8:35 from this perspective, i get the feeling the double bayonet feature was the main cause of the barrel offset...

    • @pjnoonan1423
      @pjnoonan1423 Před 4 lety +1

      Or maybe it has something to do with the feed mechanism?

    • @aubrey_d
      @aubrey_d Před 3 lety +2

      @@pjnoonan1423 Thats what I was thinking. Maybe with the form factor they wanted, the weight they needed on the bolt, they couldnt make the receiver thinner so, to use the Patchet magazine with that thick a receiver they had to offset the barrel? Thats like one of the only reasons I could think of, and its very likely false, I just cant think of why else.

  • @unbearifiedbear1885
    @unbearifiedbear1885 Před 3 lety +7

    *Gun Jesus:* _"It's a donkey in a thoroughbred race."_
    *Me:* D U A L B A Y O N E T

  • @adamcoleman4001
    @adamcoleman4001 Před 2 lety

    What a beauty-thanks for all your great content Ian

  • @AK_Respecter
    @AK_Respecter Před 5 lety +114

    Put both bayonets on at the same time!

    • @jacobbrown1407
      @jacobbrown1407 Před 5 lety +13

      Looks like he did that in the thumbnail

    • @BleedingUranium
      @BleedingUranium Před 5 lety +2

      I wish we had a full size picture of it. :(

    • @joevidya
      @joevidya Před 5 lety +1

      @@jacobbrown1407 That's illegal

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped Před 4 lety

      @@BleedingUranium Probably is one over on forgottenweapons.com

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins Před 5 lety +83

    I know 4 out of 5 bond villains preferred the sterling smg in its day

    • @bb5242
      @bb5242 Před 5 lety +2

      Bond fired a Sterling in more than one film.

    • @nicholasbreecher9315
      @nicholasbreecher9315 Před 5 lety

      That and Calypso handguns (They're absurd US guns, look into it you'll love it)

    • @johannesruf5903
      @johannesruf5903 Před 5 lety +1

      @@nicholasbreecher9315 Maybe you mean Calico? No such thing as a Calypso gun...

    • @baronoflivonia.3512
      @baronoflivonia.3512 Před 4 lety

      Sten was in Dr. No.

  • @ninjabaiano6092
    @ninjabaiano6092 Před 4 lety +9

    Legend says you can put a bayonet on the stock.

  • @neilfurby555
    @neilfurby555 Před 4 lety

    Probably the best researched, presented and narrated series on CZcams. Full of interest, even if one lives in places like the UK where firearms are such a maligned engineering/historical/sporting topic. And a masterful presenter. Never a bad episode. Great stuff! Thank you.

  • @charlesadams1721
    @charlesadams1721 Před 5 lety +44

    Sounds like mid-60’s British industrial design. The goal was to build a competitor to an elegant competitor, by cheapening an excellent design we, Sterling, already produce.
    So well take design elements from all sorts of places, with little thought to unity of design though, apparently from a committee of blokes walking by the conference room. They took design elements from the UZI and Mac-10, stuff in their own shop, etc. Someone with pull had to think the charging handle needed to be mounted so as to accommodate right and left hand.

    • @turbografx16
      @turbografx16 Před 5 lety +3

      Its like the Morris Marina or Reliant Robin of British SMGs

    • @MrGrimsmith
      @MrGrimsmith Před 5 lety +9

      Unfortunately very much a st5aple of British engineering. When we get it right it's generally two blokes in a shed or a single person leading the way. When we get it wrong it's usually because a comittee was involved and they didn't understand the concept of "Cheap, fast, good. Pick two" but insisted it had to be possible to have all three.

    • @charlesadams1721
      @charlesadams1721 Před 5 lety +2

      MrGrimsmith understood, but I think the Brits often add.... odd or weird.

    • @charlesadams1721
      @charlesadams1721 Před 5 lety +2

      iatsd; wait, US vehicles of the 1960’s weren’t bad, now the 70’s were absolutely unadulterated, crap.

    • @zupperm
      @zupperm Před 5 lety +2

      I bet one guy designed the magazine well and other the receiver. When they found out the magazine wouldnt feed with the barrel in the centre they said bolliocks and just bodged it.

  • @Pprokop87
    @Pprokop87 Před 5 lety +228

    "Hey, You know how to reckognize a british sordier?
    Yeah. WW2 ended, and they still have magazines standing horizontaly."

    • @erikrungemadsen2081
      @erikrungemadsen2081 Před 3 lety +4

      Hey it works for the Gurkhas.

    • @jackaubrey8614
      @jackaubrey8614 Před 3 lety +8

      Hey, if you're under fire and want to get REALLY down in the dirt.... don't knock it - it really works well (the Stirling SMG, not this thing!).

    • @koekiejam18
      @koekiejam18 Před 3 lety +3

      Thats true, ive wondered about this for quite some time but i think ian told the basic benefits to where the magazine is: topfeed is for better reliability (but the magazine gets in the way of the sights), side feed good for easily getting as low on the ground as possible (but ofcourse the guns center of gravity is quite shifted to the side) and then bottom feed which gives you a gun which has the center of gravity in the middle but it does get in the way when going prone and has a little less reliability

    • @naeemsarwarmirza835
      @naeemsarwarmirza835 Před 3 lety

      @@jackaubrey8614 so does a kalash and its infinitely more functional than the hot garbage that was the sterling

    • @TortillaChip521
      @TortillaChip521 Před 3 lety +3

      @@naeemsarwarmirza835 right? Why didn’t those dummies in WWII just use m16’s?!??

  • @starlettmassacre5790
    @starlettmassacre5790 Před 4 lety +2

    Absolutely beautiful. So primitive yet elegant in design.

  • @naslunn1543
    @naslunn1543 Před 4 lety +12

    Everybody gangsta till someone pulls up with two bayonets

  • @johnblackstone5261
    @johnblackstone5261 Před 5 lety +59

    UZI?
    Glock?
    PM63?
    Sten Gun?
    2 Bayonets?
    Yes all in one.

  • @Falkuria
    @Falkuria Před 5 lety +54

    no wonder the Empire liked it so much.... even Darth sideous and Vader bought the design for ther E-11

  • @georgerobartes2008
    @georgerobartes2008 Před rokem +1

    The reason why its off centre is to reduce the magazine to barrel breech jump distance that had caused feed issues on the Sten . Sterling survived on the SMG and the AR 18 / AR180 rifle ( another pressed metal design in black wrinkle high temperature paint ) eventually closing the Dagenham plant in the 80 s after the failure of the 9mm /38 dual calibre revolver they hoped would be adopted by the UK police forces and change in UK legislation for civilian ownership of semi auto rifles , although the AR180 was notably absent from our ranges before then . Frank went on to produce high quality air rifles in a unit not far from the original works in Rainham Road .

  • @andrewkerr4965
    @andrewkerr4965 Před 3 lety +4

    Fascinating walk through. 👍

  • @nardgames
    @nardgames Před 5 lety +17

    The off center barrel may be to keep the spacing from the magazine the same as the standard sterling.

  • @robert36902
    @robert36902 Před 5 lety +10

    I love how guns are meant to be taken apart so we can see how they work, even rare experimental ones, unlike most modern products

    • @CameraHam
      @CameraHam Před 2 lety +2

      That’s because you can sell the average person a vacuum that they’ll never have the know how or need to open but you’d be one brave SOB to try and sell the military a gun they can’t fix

  • @morantactical1105
    @morantactical1105 Před 3 lety +28

    In the history of warfare, has there ever been an instance where a soldier has used a bayonet on an SMG?

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 Před 3 lety +7

      Probably not but honestly I look at a feature like that as I do a concealed carry handgun. Better to have and not need it than need and not have it.

    • @PieAndChips
      @PieAndChips Před rokem

      Falklands

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 Před rokem +5

      I've seen a picture of a soldier holding a Sten gun that has a bayonet attached, I think he was guarded captured enemy soldiers.

    • @angelx9874
      @angelx9874 Před rokem +5

      2 years late but Japanese loved their bayonets so they put them on every weapon they made

    • @oldspec3006
      @oldspec3006 Před 11 měsíci

      Falklands

  • @sirwoollyjumper4893
    @sirwoollyjumper4893 Před 4 lety +2

    Love the way the stock unfolds on this, I’m not gonna lie.

  • @RIVERSTYX1981
    @RIVERSTYX1981 Před 5 lety +31

    Two bayonets? I'll take two for dual wielding and opening my mail!

  • @jacobishii6121
    @jacobishii6121 Před 5 lety +5

    The sten was designed with clandestine manufacturing in mind.It specifically used machining and components in it's design so it could be made by unskilled workers in any basic tool shop such a mechanics garage,plumbing shop, carpentry shop etc.

  • @joshtiscareno1312
    @joshtiscareno1312 Před 4 lety +1

    Further enhancements include an attachment point for a Zip-22 and a single-shot Gyrojet launcher that mounts to the side opposite the magazine. The buttstock will have a slot on either side, depending on whether or not they want it to carry chopsticks or a spork, and a choice of two oil bottles, depending on whether they want one filled with soy sauce or Worchestershire sauce (under no circumstances is actual oil or yankee Tobasco sauce to be placed in this bottle). The sights will be offset even further to allow a GI angle-head flashlight to be mounted on top (but only the opaque white lens will be authorized for use).

  • @user-wx3wc4bo7c
    @user-wx3wc4bo7c Před 3 lety +12

    Old episodes remind me of the before times ..better content than the history channel these days...

    • @alexm566
      @alexm566 Před rokem +1

      Old? This is from 2019

  • @DarkestVampire92
    @DarkestVampire92 Před 5 lety +47

    Now the important question:
    Can you mount both bayonets at the same time? For... tactical reasons.

  • @alluraambrose2978
    @alluraambrose2978 Před 5 lety +34

    Looks like something only a mother would love.

    • @makara80
      @makara80 Před 5 lety +2

      Well each to their own but the gun's aesthetics look perfectly fine imo and pleasingly modern for the mid 60's.
      ....It just didn't _work_ (well) that's all!

    • @camelthegamer7165
      @camelthegamer7165 Před 5 lety +2

      ...some mothers drown their kids, this is a perfect example of why.

  • @Fractal_blip
    @Fractal_blip Před 3 lety

    One of the best channels on youtube

  • @elcup31
    @elcup31 Před 3 lety

    Thanks Ian!

  • @thedarkzibba7059
    @thedarkzibba7059 Před 5 lety +290

    Galactic empire wants to know your location

    • @1r0zz
      @1r0zz Před 5 lety +9

      Is this gun the base for star wars blasters?

    • @99thJediWarrior
      @99thJediWarrior Před 5 lety +4

      Ikr. It looks so much like the Stormtrooper rifle from Star Wars.

    • @michaelfodor6280
      @michaelfodor6280 Před 5 lety +28

      @@99thJediWarrior Close, Lucas used the L2A1 Stirling as the base for the Blastech E-11. If you check the weapons used in Star Wars you'll recognize a lot of actual firearms being used. Lucas did it to give the blasters an air of being real and well used. Which works well in my opinion.

    • @99thJediWarrior
      @99thJediWarrior Před 5 lety +10

      @@michaelfodor6280 Yea I remember that the MG34 (or 42) was used for Chewbacca's rifle from Empire Strikes Back (not the bowcaster)and I think it was used for the bigger blasters that the Stormtroopers used. You can tell from the stock and grip on it as well.

    • @butterfinger4393
      @butterfinger4393 Před 5 lety +1

      It would be cool to see this as the new blaster

  • @Themanwithnoscreenname
    @Themanwithnoscreenname Před 5 lety +84

    Two bayonets? Seemed like a sharp idea, I guess.

  • @grandadmiralthrawn3412
    @grandadmiralthrawn3412 Před 4 lety +23

    *"These blast points too accurate for Sand People. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise."*

  • @johan96149
    @johan96149 Před 2 lety

    The handle is in the middle, so it will not really change the ballance, but it will change the recoil ballance. The magazine to the left will will rotate the barrel to the right during recoil. Most of the weight of the gun is to the right of the barrel to balance the gun more when accelerating backwards during recoil.

  • @widgren87
    @widgren87 Před 5 lety +146

    Reminds me of the "Pipe" weapons in Fallout 4, not sure what to make of that...
    Anyway, fun video as usual :-)

    • @WeDontTalkAboutJosh
      @WeDontTalkAboutJosh Před 5 lety +11

      This at least looks like the rounds don't have to go round a 90 degree bend from the mag to the chamber.

    • @widgren87
      @widgren87 Před 5 lety +8

      @T-Jay I stayed away from from 76 so I'll take your word for it :-)
      Funny how many old and experimental guns looks right at home in Fallout.

    • @widgren87
      @widgren87 Před 5 lety +2

      @@WeDontTalkAboutJosh There is that as well :-)

    • @farmerboy916
      @farmerboy916 Před 5 lety +4

      The visual design of the weapons of the new fallouts is quite cool, at least. As long as you ignore the mods and the rationale behind them.

    • @widgren87
      @widgren87 Před 5 lety

      @T-Jay That works as well :-)

  • @as-jp5cl
    @as-jp5cl Před 5 lety +11

    "Still not enough stab"- Finland 1944

  • @joelwinters100
    @joelwinters100 Před 5 lety

    It needs three bayonets. And gosh thank you for these vids. So enjoyable and relaxing

  • @Ass_of_Amalek
    @Ass_of_Amalek Před 2 lety +2

    maybe the barrel is shifted off center towards the magazine to make the recoil somewhat more aligned with the gun's horizontal center of mass that's shifted that way due to the sideways magazine.

  • @WALancer
    @WALancer Před 5 lety +3

    I was very disappointed that you didn't put both bayonets on at the same time. But then an hour later I saw the thumbnail image for this video on your channel again. You are a god good sir.

  • @milesellis4534
    @milesellis4534 Před 5 lety +26

    Affix bayonets!
    Do it again!

  • @themarlboromandalorian
    @themarlboromandalorian Před 3 lety +7

    If a unicorn were a donkey...still cute, still magical, non-traditional.
    This gun...the Donkey-korn.

    • @Thy_Boss
      @Thy_Boss Před 3 lety

      Maybe a centaur...? LMG sights on a SMG... I guess the horse part would be on top, then... the kind of centaur with horse brains

  • @PenumbranWolf
    @PenumbranWolf Před 4 lety

    That is one of the single greatest firearms I've ever seen.