"My t-shirts reek of your essence!!" "You eat my cheetos all the time without asking!" "I have listened to both of your arguments, and I have decided... we shall cut the baby in half." WIN. XD
This is for sure my favorite DC skit!! Hilarious. I am obsessed with studio c too. My biggest dream is to meet with the studio c cast and be in a skit with them.
Matt? What are you doing on the ground?-Gregory Mmm, I’m not really sure, I just got back from the library and I’m a little tired.-Matt It’s 8am! You can’t stay in the library past midnight.-Dirk You can if you break the law.-Matt Look, Matt, in any case, we need a neutral 3rd party to mediate a dispute here.-Gregory Very well. I choose Dirks side.-Matt
"You can't stay in the library past midnight." "You can if you brake the law." .... Wisdom... very wizzy ... And I've decided that we shall cut the baby in half! Awesome!
"very well,i choose Dirks side." "no! I want you to listen to both of our arguments and then decide whose right!" "alright but i got appropriately 7min of sleep last night so i'm not entirely confident that my wisdom will be very....wizzy." HAHAHA! ! ! ! XD
Hey, wait a second, Matt, is this MY shirt you’re wearing?-Gregory It’s possible I wear many shirts. And also pants.-Matt What are these sticking out of your bag? Where did you get these CHEETOS?- Dirk I’m not really sure, I honestly thought I was hallucinating them.-Matt Let’s go light his mattress on fire!-Gregory I’ll get the marshmallows.-Dirk …I love marshmallows.- Matt
And I’m still missing my Nikes! How am I supposed to run without them hmm?-Gregory Yeah well you always eat my food without asking!- Dirk Oh! Don’t try to turn this around on me pal!-Gregory Peace! Gregory, you need to stop eating Dirk’s shoes.-Matt Matt! You aren’t listening!-Gregory I’m trying, but you’re yelling so loud. Anyway, are we done here? I need to find a place to sleep.- Matt
Matt, just in case you ever just happen to stumble across this comment, I just want you to know that you are FORBIDDEN to leave until after I arrive this summer!! Just FYI :) p.s. you're awesome!!! haha i act almost exactly like that when i'm lacking sleep
@midasallen You don't have to read the comments before you watch the video, in fact, I advise against that. Most people comment on specific things about the video that they enjoyed, and I don't see why that's bad. I suggest that you don't get mad at others unless they actually deserve it.
WHY are all the comments on here reciting all the jokes from the act? You RUINED the act for others, like me, who hadn't seen it. You wouldn't heckle this in person, why do it here? "Duh, let's type in all the funny stuff instead of actually commenting on the good performance."
"You can't stay in the library past midnight." "You can if you break the law."
"My t-shirts reek of your essence!!"
"You eat my cheetos all the time without asking!"
"I have listened to both of your arguments, and I have decided... we shall cut the baby in half."
WIN. XD
I'm watching this from the library... and I'm momentarily tempted to sleep in the library all night.
Yeah, that's probably a bad idea.
Matt is me when my two friends are fight when I'm tired
Oh the wisdom of Matt. :)
Babbling Brook very wizzy! 😂
"What are we talking about?"
"Cheetos!"
"Is it time for breakfast?"
LOL!!
I have listened to both sides of this argument and I have decided to split the baby in half.
Oh gosh I love Matt!
I died at that part!
You're useless Matt!
+Abigail Riggs That Solomon joke!!
everyone loves Matt
I think that we can get a good picture of Matt's college days from these sketches. Let the poor man sleep!
It's hard to get away with stealing Cheetos. There's an innate tendency to be caught red-handed... or at least orange-handed.
This is for sure my favorite DC skit!! Hilarious. I am obsessed with studio c too. My biggest dream is to meet with the studio c cast and be in a skit with them.
Hearken to my voice now. I have listened to both of your arguments, and I have decided, that we shall cut the baby in half.- Matt
This is honestly the funniest DC ever!!!!! I watch it every day!
I'm supposed to be asleep but I'm addicted to this. I laughed sooo hard I'm pretty sure my mom is going to be in my room any minute.
Matt? What are you doing on the ground?-Gregory
Mmm, I’m not really sure, I just got back from the library and I’m a little tired.-Matt
It’s 8am! You can’t stay in the library past midnight.-Dirk
You can if you break the law.-Matt
Look, Matt, in any case, we need a neutral 3rd party to mediate a dispute here.-Gregory
Very well. I choose Dirks side.-Matt
"I have listened to your arguments and I've decided that we shall cut the baby in half!"
Your useless Matt. Thank-you. LOL so funny. You guys are so funny!
this is my favorite skit of all time!
"You can't stay in the library past midnight."
"You can if you brake the law."
.... Wisdom... very wizzy
... And I've decided that we shall cut the baby in half!
Awesome!
you need to stop eating dirk's shoes
I love marshmallows too, Matt.
I think this is the first Divine Comedy sketch I ever saw...Love it! :D
I wish Matt Meese could stay in Divine Comedy forever. He's so awesome!
Just admit it was you!-Gregory
Okay, it was me-Matt
this is the third time that I have watched this video is the past six minutes.
Elizabeth Brown lol!!!!!
"very well,i choose Dirks side." "no! I want you to listen to both of our arguments and then decide whose right!" "alright but i got appropriately 7min of sleep last night so i'm not entirely confident that my wisdom will be very....wizzy." HAHAHA! ! ! ! XD
Matt is the best!!!!
Alright, but, I got approximately 7 minutes of sleep last night, so, I’m not entirely confident that my wisdom will be very… Wizzy.-Matt
I love Matt :D
Awww Matt!
this made me laugh so hard!
such a good skit
"harken to my voice...we shall cut the baby in half" XD
My favorite DC skit! :)
Matt!
Hey, wait a second, Matt, is this MY shirt you’re wearing?-Gregory
It’s possible I wear many shirts. And also pants.-Matt
What are these sticking out of your bag? Where did you get these CHEETOS?- Dirk
I’m not really sure, I honestly thought I was hallucinating them.-Matt
Let’s go light his mattress on fire!-Gregory
I’ll get the marshmallows.-Dirk
…I love marshmallows.- Matt
Yup. He makes for a good Tony Horton impressionist. And Capt. Literally. And so on.
These guys are a major influence in my college choice~
And I’m still missing my Nikes! How am I supposed to run without them hmm?-Gregory
Yeah well you always eat my food without asking!- Dirk
Oh! Don’t try to turn this around on me pal!-Gregory
Peace! Gregory, you need to stop eating Dirk’s shoes.-Matt
Matt! You aren’t listening!-Gregory
I’m trying, but you’re yelling so loud. Anyway, are we done here? I need to find a place to sleep.- Matt
Matt, just in case you ever just happen to stumble across this comment, I just want you to know that you are FORBIDDEN to leave until after I arrive this summer!! Just FYI :) p.s. you're awesome!!! haha i act almost exactly like that when i'm lacking sleep
:D This is one of my all time favorite skits!
"I like marshmellows"
@midasallen You don't have to read the comments before you watch the video, in fact, I advise against that. Most people comment on specific things about the video that they enjoyed, and I don't see why that's bad. I suggest that you don't get mad at others unless they actually deserve it.
wonderful
Harken to my voice now.
WOW this is oooolllllddddd
"I listend to both of your arguements and I have decide that we shall cut the baby in half" hahaha i love this bible reference :)
i loved this
I love marshmallows!
I FRIGGEN LOVE THIS!!! ^_^
I guess everyone wears shirts...also pants... since no one has disliked this video. :)
Matt is me
@CED3897 That WAS so funny if you knew were it came from!!
Who got the Princess Bride reference?
lol
@midasallen Yet so many people like it... hmm
With every Matt Meese video I watch, my desire to make out with him grows.
Byu you guys are so... so.. funny! and kinda ridicules
I love marshmallows
Matt is gorgeous and amazing! Marry me? ;)
@urheartbreaker Sooooo....your "comment" is ruining every joke? How....unhelpful to those who haven't seen it.
WHY are all the comments on here reciting all the jokes from the act? You RUINED the act for others, like me, who hadn't seen it. You wouldn't heckle this in person, why do it here? "Duh, let's type in all the funny stuff instead of actually commenting on the good performance."