Everything Wrong With San Andreas In Earthquake Minutes

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  • @genericnameman7899
    @genericnameman7899 Před 8 lety +9085

    You forgot that Dwayne, a rock type, supposedly suvives both earthquake and surf, both of which are super effective against him.

    • @egeorgiades93
      @egeorgiades93 Před 8 lety +458

      But this is the Legendary Dwayne! He has two abilities Flight and Boat that make him immune to those things!

    • @RFGfotografie
      @RFGfotografie Před 8 lety +29

      +Daniel Suriano Dude it's not a Pokémon xD

    • @egeorgiades93
      @egeorgiades93 Před 8 lety +218

      Remco F. Gerritsen
      Correct! Dwayne is a Legendary Shiny Pokemon! The Shiny Johnson! I gotta Master Ball with your name on it!

    • @zethiark346
      @zethiark346 Před 8 lety +81

      +Eric D. The more accurate names for his abilities is Levitate and Water Absorb. ;3

    • @vKILLZ0NEv
      @vKILLZ0NEv Před 8 lety +38

      +Daniel Suriano You win the internet my friend

  • @god1356
    @god1356 Před 3 lety +3772

    I love how the movies always turn dwayne johnson into superman and they make him survive anything because he is too muscular🦾

  • @josephmccarthy4307
    @josephmccarthy4307 Před 4 lety +4559

    I'm a geologist and I can say with certainty that it would NOT be felt on the east coast. The complex geology of the Rockies makes that impossible. And- a 9.6 hitting San Francisco is also not possible. Earthquakes over 9 are rare and only occur at subduction zones- events called a megathrust earthquake. Seattle could see a 9+ quake someday- the Cascadia subduction zone is locked and overdue for a big one. Worst case scenario for LA and San Francisco is a large-scale rupture of the fault, with a magnitude of around 8.0. A tsunami is possible, although not very likely, and it would not be nearly as big as the one shown- which is exaggerated. A wave that big would only happen after a megathrust event, or if a large volcano or mountain undergoes sector collapse.

    • @lordkarasu2263
      @lordkarasu2263 Před 4 lety +78

      pwned

    • @gamingsky499
      @gamingsky499 Před 4 lety +59

      I don't care

    • @gamingsky499
      @gamingsky499 Před 4 lety +414

      But still good information and for that I'll remove a sin

    • @bartrese
      @bartrese Před 4 lety +70

      NEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDD! Lol jk

    • @brendan8644
      @brendan8644 Před 4 lety +25

      didn't ask why did you say I don’t care when you could have said “I didn’t ask”

  • @PhxGKINGMIKE
    @PhxGKINGMIKE Před 3 lety +650

    "Objects in mirror may be more divorced than they appear" is what got me to die laughing!

  • @Snufkin224
    @Snufkin224 Před 8 lety +5322

    Biggest sin is the disappointment when finding out this wasn't a GTA movie.

  • @CineasteStudios
    @CineasteStudios Před 8 lety +614

    This movie had its faults.

  • @aichen4415
    @aichen4415 Před 4 lety +189

    We watched this in my science class and EVERYONE gasped when the one guy died, and the when the driver got crushed. And there’s one thing that could have saved the daughter... the LIFE JACKET!

    • @marko1216
      @marko1216 Před 4 lety +7

      Ai Chen In a stream water like that, life jackets are useless...

    • @pedromoreira2875
      @pedromoreira2875 Před 2 lety

      In a tsunami like that almost every thing is useless.

    • @peppertrout
      @peppertrout Před 2 lety +3

      Great use of public school time to watch such an educational movie.

    • @eleventhhouseofzenith
      @eleventhhouseofzenith Před rokem +5

      @@peppertrout you never watched movies in any of your classes at the end of the year?

    • @Vahlee-A
      @Vahlee-A Před 6 měsíci

      You can't use a life jacket if you're underwater with something above you.

  • @Samurai78420
    @Samurai78420 Před 2 lety +163

    I know this guy gets a ton of views, but to me he's still criminally underrated in terms of how rapid-fire brilliant his sense of humor is.

    • @indy_go_blue6048
      @indy_go_blue6048 Před 2 lety

      True, true, true. When I've actually paid for a movie (rarely) and it goes from bad to worse I go from tickled to angry. Humor gets lost somewhere in between, but then I'm not getting paid to do reviews, lol.

    • @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3
      @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 Před 2 lety +4

      Yeah i mean the sins aren't representative of how bad a movie is because some of them are really non sensical lmao but at least it's funny

    • @Macephtopheles
      @Macephtopheles Před rokem +9

      The jokes are definitely hilarious at times but considering all of CinemaSins videos are scripted and edited for the punchlines it's the absolute polar opposite of "rapid-fire."
      Frankly, if you're using the videos as examples of his "rapid-fire" wit then you're criminally *_OVERRATING_* it.

    • @schm147
      @schm147 Před rokem

      Rapid-fire? My brother in Christ, these videos are scripted and written by 3 or 4 people.

    • @earlleeruhf3130
      @earlleeruhf3130 Před 9 měsíci

      Maybe you fail to realize he probubly plays the film over and over and over again to add or reject comical lines.

  • @MrTomaszLukasz
    @MrTomaszLukasz Před 8 lety +557

    Where's a sin for: ""Mr Fantastic is not using his powers in this scene"

  • @NilesBlackX
    @NilesBlackX Před 8 lety +427

    8 minutes into the movie - 24 sins.
    This is not a good sign.

  • @ponchopponcho
    @ponchopponcho Před 3 lety +43

    Man I like what you mention about how majority of movies are just moments and not really written or directed with any kind of running logic they stick to

  • @vicky31mom
    @vicky31mom Před rokem +30

    I don't know if anyone else noticed but at 14:43 when he went to add 10 additional sins for Blake and the 2 British brother surviving all kinds of unlikely things throughout the movie, only 1 sin was added to the Sin counter and it wasn't until the following sin that the 10 sins were added.

  • @IceLordCryo
    @IceLordCryo Před 8 lety +2242

    is the timer and sin counter flickering for anyone else?

    • @theheretic2494
      @theheretic2494 Před 8 lety +4

      Yeah

    • @illbebackeventually.9713
      @illbebackeventually.9713 Před 8 lety +118

      The whole video is quite glitchy, likely a processing issue as that has been happening a lot recently

    • @herokleptic1954
      @herokleptic1954 Před 8 lety +1

      +IceLordCryo yep

    • @silentassason
      @silentassason Před 8 lety +66

      same for me, seems like someone who does previewing videos for a living would notice something like this. Ding.

    • @theangryantitheist2973
      @theangryantitheist2973 Před 8 lety +25

      the sin counter was too. also time stamps above his text at the bottom

  • @felixthegreat3417
    @felixthegreat3417 Před 4 lety +1776

    The old couple that died on the bridge was sad

    • @arbjful
      @arbjful Před 4 lety +77

      Relax, its a movie, they are alive.

    • @samanthahill8780
      @samanthahill8780 Před 4 lety +19

      arbj 🤣

    • @rezn8r84
      @rezn8r84 Před 4 lety +74

      arbj No shit

    • @tylsimys67
      @tylsimys67 Před 3 lety +40

      @@arbjful But in any case I don't think they have a lots of years ahead of them.

    • @Fatestcates
      @Fatestcates Před 3 lety +7

      @@rezn8r84 r/Wooosh

  • @calmchugh2601
    @calmchugh2601 Před 3 lety +25

    Whenever I see Dwayne Johnson in the cast of a movie I always assume that Alexandra Daddario is also casted.

  • @salt_soop7773
    @salt_soop7773 Před 3 lety +56

    13:54 killed me. Like actually, what were the script writers thinking

  • @linkinparkundrground
    @linkinparkundrground Před 8 lety +608

    You missed the biggest one of the movie. The San Andreas faultline is a transform (or lateral / strike slip) fault, meaning it slides sideways against itself, not up or down. That means it doesn't displace a large body of water the way a convergent fault does, and thus isn't capable of spawning a massive tsunami like in this film.

    • @averageartisian6156
      @averageartisian6156 Před 8 lety +45

      +Cam Simo Ding

    • @venandisicarius32
      @venandisicarius32 Před 8 lety +2

      +Cam Simo Nice catch...

    • @Aghaene
      @Aghaene Před 8 lety +15

      +Cam Simo

    • @seewai
      @seewai Před 8 lety +42

      +Cam Simo that's literally what my geography teacher said during a ten minute rant about the inaccuracies of this movie

    • @DetectorCliche
      @DetectorCliche Před 8 lety +5

      +Cam Simo Well keep in mind they didn't have Doc Tyson to say "mysteries of San Andreas" for when they didn't notice a flaw in the films science.

  • @CinemaSins
    @CinemaSins  Před 8 lety +4532

    I have no idea why the timer is flashy at points. That's really, really weird. But... too late to fix it now! :)

    • @darthalex314
      @darthalex314 Před 8 lety +30

      +CinemaSins So is Thursday Furious 7?

    • @vermithrx1744
      @vermithrx1744 Před 8 lety +16

      +CinemaSins It's time to do all the Star Trek movies.

    • @axx012
      @axx012 Před 8 lety +13

      +Alex Rodriguez he gonna sin the hell out of that movie

    • @mee091000
      @mee091000 Před 8 lety +10

      I was the second person to thumb your comment up.... My life is complete

    • @ilais2
      @ilais2 Před 8 lety

      +CinemaSins sinned

  • @Serasia
    @Serasia Před 3 lety +11

    I suppose she pulled the glass out of that dude’s leg because they weren’t near a hospital or the hospital was destroyed, but normally you don’t pull the object out. Leaving it in prevents the bleeding from worsening, especially if the object is in the leg (femoral artery). It also prevents damage that happens from pulling an object back out. Infection and such can be taken care of later. Bleeding to death is harder to fix.

  • @charlieparker5977
    @charlieparker5977 Před 3 lety +26

    7:55 , you need to remove 10 sins for the guy making the right call and putting his brother in harms way to save Alexandra Daddario. That is once in a life time chance there and he chose wisely.

  • @bowlofskittles1405
    @bowlofskittles1405 Před 7 lety +537

    Plus 100 sins for all the main characters living when they should've died

  • @FalloutPlays
    @FalloutPlays Před 8 lety +2588

    "So here are ten sins" (adds only 1 sin)

    • @AO968
      @AO968 Před 8 lety +141

      +Fallout Plays The timer jumps by 10 at the next sin, so it evens out in the end.

    • @Wandergirl108
      @Wandergirl108 Před 8 lety +67

      +Fallout Plays He added ten sins a few sins ago, and then again in the next sin. I doubt he expects people to even pay attention. XD

    • @espalorp3286
      @espalorp3286 Před 8 lety +13

      Also, near five minutes, the sin counter blinks

    • @obblivionkr
      @obblivionkr Před 8 lety +11

      +Fallout Plays Cinema sins sins?

    • @huntermcintosh8173
      @huntermcintosh8173 Před 8 lety +3

      +Fallout Plays 6:00 it shows one of the previous lines

  • @UwUYT
    @UwUYT Před 2 lety +132

    All jokes aside I watched this when I was much younger and the death scenes, especially the chef on fire in the restaurant, stayed with me for a LONG time, and that old couple in the tsunami is heartbreaking. The special effects are amazing and this movie was, frankly, terrifying to young me (even tho I don't live anywhere near the US). Now I almost never watch disaster movies. Edit: it wasn't actually that long ago, about 3-4 years (I wasn't that young but it feels like I was). I'm sorry if I exaggerated a bit.

    • @zsysvr2959
      @zsysvr2959 Před 2 lety

      Same! As a kid i had nightmares of this movie,but now i like this movie!

    • @Youchubeswindon
      @Youchubeswindon Před 2 lety +10

      @@zsysvr2959 Holy fuck, this movie is 6 years old, how can you be talking about 'when you watched this as a kid', and how old do you think you are now?

    • @jerichojones2722
      @jerichojones2722 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Youchubeswindon it blows my mind when i see comments like this. be talking about a song thats 3 years old and people in the comments will say "this reminds me of my childhood" like what.

    • @jerichojones2722
      @jerichojones2722 Před 2 lety +7

      if you were very young 6 years ago, you're still very young lmao.

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain Před 2 lety

      i just LOVE that edit!

  • @mr.farrowsclass6592
    @mr.farrowsclass6592 Před 3 lety +27

    "Thankfully this search and rescue helicopter pilot also knows how to fly planes"
    That one is one the few non "sin of conveniences" in the movie. Helicopters are significantly harder to fly than fixed wing aircraft so many rotor pilots often start out learning flight basics in planes.
    Even if it's only basic flight lessons it's easier for them to get comfortable with radio communications, navigation, engine gauges, and flight surfaces in a plane where it's far more stable.
    However, I do agree that if the Rock wanted my stolen truck I'd give it to him, hell if he wanted my actual paid for truck I'd give it to him.

  • @kiradevalle7968
    @kiradevalle7968 Před 4 lety +629

    The Golden Gate bridge runs North/South. There’s absolutely no way that the sun would be setting in that direction unless the Earthquake changed the entire rotation of the planet.

    • @Neon-zq5of
      @Neon-zq5of Před 4 lety +27

      Sin it

    • @randomcoloradan2878
      @randomcoloradan2878 Před 4 lety +25

      *D I N G*

    • @AstarionsBoyfriend
      @AstarionsBoyfriend Před 4 lety +1

      Actually thats not true due to earth rotating too so technically the sun could be at any position.

    • @paladins_hamm9627
      @paladins_hamm9627 Před 4 lety +11

      POTG The Earth rotates East-West and orbits the sun consistently, so the Golden Gate Bridge will always be perpendicular to the sun

    • @paladins_hamm9627
      @paladins_hamm9627 Před 4 lety +9

      POTG ever heard of “the sun rises in the East and sets in the West”

  • @matthewb1660
    @matthewb1660 Před 4 lety +600

    14:13
    as well the school bus just got cut in half
    directors: “let’s kill everyone on a bus”
    weird guy: *makes it a school bus*

    • @hightimetrev
      @hightimetrev Před 4 lety +43

      holy fuck I didn't even notice lmfao that's horrible

    • @Darkness_56526
      @Darkness_56526 Před 3 lety +22

      Took me forever to find the thing.
      I guess the directors thought that if they had the wrong bus, painted it a different yellow, and made the stop sign arm very small, no one would notice it was a "school bus".

    • @lalallama171
      @lalallama171 Před 3 lety +7

      Well even if the rope or whatever the Christ it is didn’t cut it in half they would’ve still died because of, you know, the giant ass tsunami

    • @vickylance
      @vickylance Před 3 lety +1

      What is wrong with that its just a school bus?

    • @rowanmelton7643
      @rowanmelton7643 Před 3 lety +12

      @@vickylance School buses are generally full of kids

  • @TheTonyahawk
    @TheTonyahawk Před 2 lety +7

    Just re-watched this, The Day After Tomorrow and 2012. Not only are you at the top of your game here these are actually hilarious, you were kind on the sins. Between the 3 of these films I'd say there is close to a million sins each. But again these films are why I love this channel!!! :)

  • @bugsy220791
    @bugsy220791 Před 2 lety +8

    The modern screenwriting sin is so right, I miss old movies where a story was told not, just all done for a quick quip or joke it’s depressing tbh.

  • @nightfall6922
    @nightfall6922 Před 7 lety +329

    14:44 'Im getting tired of pointing these out, so here are 10 sins.' (adds one) that should do it!

    • @nightfall6922
      @nightfall6922 Před 7 lety +36

      It's kinda funny, how the video made to point out sins uses the times people have sinned as a bonus round.

    • @jackfergusson5642
      @jackfergusson5642 Před 7 lety +10

      Yeah he added the ten sins when the dick got crushed by the shipping container instead

    • @1967sluggy
      @1967sluggy Před 7 lety +7

      Night Fall To be fair, the fucked up counter may have had a part in this glitch. It flickers constantly throughout this.

    • @davidjames4890
      @davidjames4890 Před 6 lety +7

      Night Fall He added 10 at 14:22

    • @johnarneriise7308
      @johnarneriise7308 Před 6 lety +4

      14:50 more like

  • @mckenzie.latham91
    @mckenzie.latham91 Před 4 lety +1213

    Yeah it really bothered me that Dwayne's character not only abandoned his duty to los anglees rescue but also technically hijacks that rescue chopper for personal reasons...during a massive emergency and natural disaster
    and nothing happens to him...
    not too mention multiple counts of theft and looting.
    this is like if firefighters just suddenly abandoned fighting the wildfire and or evacuating people then stole several local vehicles and or rescue helicopters to go save their individual families two counties over.

    • @koushikkashyap439
      @koushikkashyap439 Před 3 lety +42

      So in way it IS like GTA.. interesting

    • @nanand.r
      @nanand.r Před 3 lety +35

      just to save his EX wife

    • @Galm02
      @Galm02 Před 2 lety

      Fr

    • @jjjacer
      @jjjacer Před 2 lety +16

      I could see him getting away with it, given that probably anyone that knew what he did, that he directly worked for, might have all died in the earthquake or the rescues. and with such massive death, and destruction one AWOL rescue pilot would probably not be on the top of anyones list for years

    • @pipebombhs1412
      @pipebombhs1412 Před 2 lety +1

      He is the rock

  • @ellenchavez2043
    @ellenchavez2043 Před 9 měsíci +3

    The year this came out, my mom's last sibling died. She was the only one left..since we have friends in CA, I took her and a friend.
    The movie was so over the top, but the special effects and story was like a rollercoaster ride. They had a great time. My mom noted that the only special effect missing was The Rock without his shirt.
    The movie helped snap her out of her funk.

    • @Vahlee-A
      @Vahlee-A Před 6 měsíci

      I'm sorry for your loss. I'm glad y'all were able to find some joy in a sad time. 🤟🏽🤟🏽

  • @davidm5707
    @davidm5707 Před 4 lety +8

    I live where he "dropped the Sharpie", and there is a fault near here. And I have felt the house shake before.

  • @samkresil6011
    @samkresil6011 Před 7 lety +256

    "Alexandra Daddario is so hot,she makes me hurt" cliché. (ding!)

  • @inkyluminals8487
    @inkyluminals8487 Před 4 lety +1639

    ALEXIE HE IS BOUNCING BETWEEN RUSSIAN AND SCOTTISH!!!

  • @FrogMan_thebassist
    @FrogMan_thebassist Před 3 lety +9

    Ok, I understand that it's a huge tsunami, but really, throwing an entire battleship at a building, I'm pretty sure that was the Jeramia o'brian

  • @annvu7530
    @annvu7530 Před 3 lety +12

    Meanwhile, in 2020: Everything wrong with Wuhan in world pandemic minutes

  • @Luvutoo
    @Luvutoo Před 7 lety +327

    Plus a sin for the flickering editing that made me think my pc was broke

  • @iSteelRazorBladeGAMING
    @iSteelRazorBladeGAMING Před 8 lety +294

    *Plot twist: Decepticons triggered that hoover dam collapse and the whole San Andreas fault.*

    • @bhobolate9054
      @bhobolate9054 Před 8 lety +4

      Ding

    • @dippst
      @dippst Před 8 lety +1

      +SteelRazorBlade // AdamSRB a category VI kaiju triggered the earthquake.

    • @ffejpsycho
      @ffejpsycho Před 8 lety +2

      +dippst Not a twist, It's them Starting a Cinematic Universe...The Rock has 5 Characters in it, and counting.

    • @whitebaer3034
      @whitebaer3034 Před 8 lety +1

      +SteelRazorBlade // AdamSRB decepticons did 911

    • @iSteelRazorBladeGAMING
      @iSteelRazorBladeGAMING Před 8 lety +5

      Whitebaer Starscream did 9/11

  • @zhenlok
    @zhenlok Před 4 lety +6

    Insurance Claims Adjusters: This is fine
    Me: Are you sure about that

  • @noahsmith6455
    @noahsmith6455 Před 2 lety +5

    Sin 1: This is not a movie about GTA. They could at least have a Big Smoke cameo.

  • @NoTime2Explain676
    @NoTime2Explain676 Před 7 lety +270

    While I would like to point out that I do like this movie, that the movie has completely glossed over the fact that the destruction of the Hoover dam has essentially wiped out the power for every city in the southwestern United States and California

    • @NoTime2Explain676
      @NoTime2Explain676 Před 7 lety +35

      Oh and it's fucking amazing that the giant buildings in San Francisco and Los Angeles, which were built to withstand earthquakes, get destroyed
      With that said, I do recognize that they are only built to withstand earthquakes up to a certain magnitude, but that makes me question why all the buildings did not collapse
      And the fact that they only put the destruction of the transamerica building in the background

    • @Harmthuria
      @Harmthuria Před 7 lety +16

      They probably thought it would be too cliché if all the buildings were destroyed. Even in a movie like this.

    • @NoTime2Explain676
      @NoTime2Explain676 Před 7 lety +5

      Also IS THAT MR FANTASTIC HOLY SHIT

    • @NickStar8820
      @NickStar8820 Před 7 lety +3

      MooshroomGaming we had to watch it in science class lol

    • @arandomrowlet6842
      @arandomrowlet6842 Před 6 lety

      MooshroomGaming 100000000 sins for minecraft avatar

  • @GrizzleyBearington
    @GrizzleyBearington Před 4 lety +641

    9:24 “Hot girl from Percy Jackson” *D E C E A S E D*

    • @generalgrievous4772
      @generalgrievous4772 Před 3 lety +3

      @SCP 999 wanted to say hi,so I let him say hi Alexandra daddario played annabeth in the Percy Jackson movies

    • @belowplays230
      @belowplays230 Před 3 lety +3

      SIMP ALERT

  • @karolinasur2417
    @karolinasur2417 Před 4 lety +1

    aww the calm 2016 voice... cinema sins gets more savage every year (and i love ittttttt)

  • @tehangrybird345
    @tehangrybird345 Před 4 lety +6

    14:57 I would rather see Phil Swift’s point of view so he can re-think a bucket with a small whole is a lot of damage

  • @joshuas.686
    @joshuas.686 Před 4 lety +824

    If a 7.1 earthquake only causes moderate damage and no fatalities in Ridgecrest, CA and surrounding Southern California, there's no way it can level the Hoover Dam lol

    • @davidmarwood775
      @davidmarwood775 Před 4 lety +50

      Depends on where the epicentre of the quake is. If it was directly on the hoover dam it could cause major damage to the structure. Thankfully that would be an extremely unlikely occurrence

    • @rivia_jr1
      @rivia_jr1 Před 4 lety

      Joshua S. I was actually looking for a company about an earthquake recently

    • @brandongoodwill9054
      @brandongoodwill9054 Před 4 lety +11

      the Hoover Dam was not engineered to withstand ground acceleration over 0.1g

    • @AdamLop314
      @AdamLop314 Před 4 lety +5

      @@brandongoodwill9054 thank you for actually bringing factual evidence into this

    • @jojoa5868
      @jojoa5868 Před 4 lety

      Thccd bjikngde

  • @PaperPlateClorox
    @PaperPlateClorox Před 4 lety +188

    “Dwayne Johnson isn’t f*****g me in this scene.”
    *DING*

  • @graymorgan5262
    @graymorgan5262 Před 3 lety

    I love ur work so much I always watch something of urs at least 3 times a day

  • @beauhape6
    @beauhape6 Před 2 lety +1

    one of the best videos so far, I laughed so much! and totally agree with everything said. Im supposed to be working but Ive just been watching everything wrong videos for 8hrs haha

  • @aarontoole8047
    @aarontoole8047 Před 6 lety +771

    "Dies humans die hahahahahja" had me dying

    • @solezest7134
      @solezest7134 Před 6 lety +14

      So the hex worked then good! - ding

    • @aurra7756
      @aurra7756 Před 6 lety +8

      I’m a Pokémon not a human

    • @fqidz
      @fqidz Před 6 lety +2

      Cause u die

    • @szasaalmencion5721
      @szasaalmencion5721 Před 6 lety

      That means, "Aren't humans are suppose to die in falling in the f*cking buildings?"

    • @BoxerFadlan
      @BoxerFadlan Před 5 lety

      Gwar

  • @galemrin4721
    @galemrin4721 Před 7 lety +154

    Remember when Ray told all those people to go to the side of stadium? Remember how they survived? Remember the tsunami? Yeah, they're dead.

    • @mr.vibeboy05
      @mr.vibeboy05 Před 6 lety +1

      Galem Rin I just remembered That Ray said that

    • @freezamanchills7001
      @freezamanchills7001 Před 6 lety

      FYI That is possible dude I won't explain it coz yah know NERD TALK

    • @tydroid6283
      @tydroid6283 Před 6 lety

      Pretty much ten sins right there.

  • @josna8428
    @josna8428 Před 2 lety +1

    You need your own studio... this narration is hilarious love it

  • @lozxcam
    @lozxcam Před 4 lety

    I’m going back through and watching a heap of your videos and the bit where you talk about movies being written for moments I really agree with and I really dislike when movies do that.

  • @Snekbae
    @Snekbae Před 8 lety +535

    I guess CJ can't follow the train now

    • @counter546
      @counter546 Před 8 lety

      +MegaWeeb hahaha

    • @graywolf7237
      @graywolf7237 Před 8 lety

      +Alice snake bae Get out.

    • @AnimeLover-po2nu
      @AnimeLover-po2nu Před 8 lety

      +Alice snake bae do you not know your name resembles a hot demon snake girl whose name is alice

    • @MasterFancyPants
      @MasterFancyPants Před 8 lety

      +Anime Lover720 You just made me throw up:)

    • @AnimeLover-po2nu
      @AnimeLover-po2nu Před 8 lety

      MasterFancyPants throw up all you want but if you ever saw her i think you would agree she's hot

  • @Atraira
    @Atraira Před 8 lety +782

    Movie Sin Timer has a mad eye twitch. *ding*

    • @Atraira
      @Atraira Před 8 lety +76

      Correction: ALL the text in this video has a mad eye twitch. *ding ding ding*

    • @Atraira
      @Atraira Před 8 lety +64

      "So here are 10 sins" *adds one sin.* *ding*

    • @crushermach3263
      @crushermach3263 Před 8 lety +6

      +Atraira Those were actually added on the next ding if you watched. Still a sin though.

    • @raven89F
      @raven89F Před 8 lety +1

      +Atraira Timer wanted to count all those millions of dead people as sins but evil operator of cinemasins wouldn't allow it

    • @tasiyeahh
      @tasiyeahh Před 8 lety +5

      D-ding d-ding
      Get it? Cuz the timer is glitching? I'll go now.

  • @berns7185
    @berns7185 Před 3 lety +2

    "Objects in mirror may be more divorced than they appear" That line got me out of no were.

  • @captainaizen4866
    @captainaizen4866 Před 2 lety +2

    "Objects in the mirror are more divorced than they appear." I am dead 😂😂

  • @Bigbub66
    @Bigbub66 Před 8 lety +326

    In England we have much worse names than "Nob Hill". It's fucking ridiculous.

    • @kevinhebri5775
      @kevinhebri5775 Před 8 lety +9

      Hahahaha. What's the funniest name you've ever came across?

    • @Paulgarra
      @Paulgarra Před 8 lety +63

      Yes like Cocksfoster in London lol

    • @Bigbub66
      @Bigbub66 Před 8 lety +46

      Kevin Hebri The best I've seen in person is "Blue Ball Lane" and that was the road in-front of my old College. If you search "funny UK road names" into Google there's some amazing ones.

    • @kevinhebri5775
      @kevinhebri5775 Před 8 lety +1

      +Lobstromonous Entertainment I think I'm moving to England. Those names are amazing

    • @nono-hp1im
      @nono-hp1im Před 8 lety +2

      but hole road

  • @WorasLT
    @WorasLT Před 8 lety +185

    All you had to do - is to follow that damn earthquake, CJ!

    • @rev9673
      @rev9673 Před 8 lety +1

      +Lyrion Tannister I see you everywhere!

    • @WorasLT
      @WorasLT Před 8 lety +1

      ***** More wine please.

    • @CrownedGD
      @CrownedGD Před 8 lety

      +WorasLT I'm gonna be honest. I burst out laughing when i saw this comment.

    • @dakid40777
      @dakid40777 Před 8 lety

      If you know that reference then you had a very stressful time i heard that at least 10-15 times lol

    • @WorasLT
      @WorasLT Před 8 lety

      Darrius James That or I completed SA 11 times.

  • @aedanokelly5655
    @aedanokelly5655 Před 4 lety

    I love these videos thank you so much

  • @Tech_Champ
    @Tech_Champ Před rokem +1

    You forgot to mention about how the liquor bottles didn't fall off the shelf in the restaurant and the lights still worked and about the chef catching on fire.

  • @Johnnythat1dude
    @Johnnythat1dude Před 8 lety +185

    Missed Sins: Why the fuck is her car so destructive? Do you see it just wrecking the rails and shit as it goes by? That shit is meant to stop you from going over the edge. Her car should be completely torn apart.
    She landed right next to her phone, that doesn't have a single scratch on it, damn phones are resilient these days.
    She can't move forward, but sure the Rock can just rip the door off the car without it falling down.
    Shouldn't there be a lot lot more people freaking out that the Hoover Dam collapsed? It's the fucking Hoover Dam this thing powers Vegas so it's not only getting wrecked by Vegas and most of the Neveda area is without power.
    Landmarks are getting destroyed cliche.
    Trying to escape a city being destroyed in a limo. Not sure if this is 2012 or San Andres.
    One thing that pisses me off about this movie is that this earthquake doesn't feel like an earthquake from people's perspective. California is fucking separating, shouldn't people be thrown all which way and hitting fucking walls and stuff!?
    To further show how powerful this earthquake is, the land is rolling like it's water and the buildings are falling over like they found out they are gonna be in a movie with the Rock. California buildings are built to withstand earthquakes too that is like standard procedure. The sheer force of this should be killing people, not just shaky cam.
    15:05 Not only is LA completely wrecked, but it looks fake as shit.
    Why is it when things are breaking or just incredibly dangerous people are always flooding the area? Did the citizens of LA find out they are gonna be in a movie with the Rock or something?
    This entire endeavor of the guys trying to warn of the earthquake seems irrelevant as fuck. Two cities have already fucking been destroyed and now a 'warning' has been issued. The main shit already happened and this shit isn't not going to be reported or known about.

    • @ffejpsycho
      @ffejpsycho Před 8 lety +1

      +Johnnythat1 Dude I woulda thought the roulette tables being jammed, people betting everything in 00 'cliche' woulda been in there... hell maybe it was. Not like I have, or ever will watch this movie.

    • @jack-ei6vb
      @jack-ei6vb Před 8 lety +5

      You tried too hard to sound like sins.

    • @GoodChicken
      @GoodChicken Před 8 lety

      +KINO that's the point

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay Před 8 lety +1

      +Johnnythat1 Dude
      Her phone must be made from parrts of the legendary Nokia 3310 i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/232/768/e84.jpg

    • @Johnnythat1dude
      @Johnnythat1dude Před 8 lety

      +ffejpsycho I didn't either but this is what I observed in the video and had to shut the comment down too quickly because I had to run. I just noticed as I watched this video just few things going on don't make sense to me.

  • @hpnut4ever
    @hpnut4ever Před 8 lety +44

    Here's a missed sin that I couldn't get past - he dives out of the boat to swim toward the building Blake's trapped in. It's never a good idea to dive into deep water if you don't know for sure that there isn't something right below the surface, but in this scenario, when there's rubble and debris EVERYWHERE, the last thing that an emergency responder would do is dive; he'd definitely slide in feet-first just off the side of the boat. Diving here would be a quick and easy way to get some rebar right through the forehead.

  • @aquinonadz3121
    @aquinonadz3121 Před 2 lety

    Hahaha! "Photoshopped picture" loved that 😆😆

  • @evarhodes657
    @evarhodes657 Před 8 měsíci

    I love listening to your commentary you are absolutely hysterical 😂😂

  • @MrHanvin375
    @MrHanvin375 Před 8 lety +543

    Thanks to CinemaSins, I do not have to waste 2-3 hours of my life watching stupid-ass movies.

    • @DailyDoseofShortsVideos
      @DailyDoseofShortsVideos Před 8 lety +1

      lol hate much everymovie has bullshit scenes

    • @MrHanvin375
      @MrHanvin375 Před 8 lety

      +Death0908 yessss, but thanks to cinemasins I don't have to anymore

    • @wistfulaether
      @wistfulaether Před 8 lety +13

      +Hanvin Gavnah i didn't really think the movie was that bad imo
      if you watch it before you watch the cinema sins you might like it lol

    • @ramairgto72
      @ramairgto72 Před 8 lety +6

      +Hanvin Gavnah
      Worth a watch to be honest, the visual effects are good.

    • @avinotion
      @avinotion Před 8 lety

      +Hanvin Gavnah I'm taking one for the team. Just to see if Alexandra Daddario is as beautiful as people say she is.

  • @christopherrobertson2105
    @christopherrobertson2105 Před 7 lety +48

    when she pulled the glass out of his leg I shook my head in disappointment. youre not supposed to pull an object out of a wound before binding it. you bind around the object in question.

  • @MrMikellsof88
    @MrMikellsof88 Před 2 lety

    OK. I'm about 2/5 into this and I just noticed the timer has a bit of a flicker. Am I to assume that's intention to stay on-theme? If so, bravo my man. Bravo.

  • @samhutchphotography
    @samhutchphotography Před rokem

    I've just started watching cinema sins. now my favorite youtuber

  • @FosterBaba
    @FosterBaba Před 8 lety +123

    6:31 "If you didn't get the hint that the foreigner is a huge nerd who knows what he's talking about, here is a literal tattoo of equations to prove his devotion

    • @vampivy23
      @vampivy23 Před 8 lety +20

      Wow that actually sounds exactly like something Jeremy would say. I even read that in his voice.

    • @FosterBaba
      @FosterBaba Před 8 lety +16

      +Cheezy Weezy (Ocheze) lol I watch too many of these videos

    • @aliyahtucker9926
      @aliyahtucker9926 Před 7 lety +1

      Awesome!! I'm not the only one to see that

  • @MathPikachu
    @MathPikachu Před 8 lety +173

    I guess this movie has a lot of FAULTS!

  • @10kimk.2combatprotogen9
    @10kimk.2combatprotogen9 Před 2 lety +1

    -1 sin: Heuys are able to carry M113 Armourd personal carriers when they were first produced in the 60s so the Huey would be able to carry a small minivan.

  • @User1975-
    @User1975- Před rokem

    I was an extra on this bloody movie AND have been laughing uncontrollably hahaha. oh and Alexandria 🤐🤣 And yeh filmed on the Gold Coast, Qld Australia 😁 Brilliant as always , sin guy!!🙌🙌

  • @scottboyer4079
    @scottboyer4079 Před 8 lety +100

    This video is more entertaining than the actual movie and a heck of a lot shorter.

    • @kensley94
      @kensley94 Před 8 lety +2

      +Scott Boyer join us, you wont regret it ;)

    • @MagnakayViolet
      @MagnakayViolet Před 8 lety +2

      +Scott Boyer This is how I watch movies. No theater nonsense. Plus a boost of humor.

    • @drowsyd3m0n1c
      @drowsyd3m0n1c Před 8 lety +1

      +Scott Boyer reasons why we love cinimasins. watch the movie in fairytale/earthquake/alot less minutes with awesome commentary. skip over the missplaced romance bs, learn about the promethius school of running away from things, know that shanghai china is not to be confused with shanghai kentucky, and lots of learning about coincidirony

    • @bogdanescu86
      @bogdanescu86 Před 8 lety

      +Scott Boyer the ideal way to watch mediocre movies

    • @drjong2651
      @drjong2651 Před 8 lety +2

      CinemaSins is the best way to speed-run shitty movies.

  • @ToM92MoT
    @ToM92MoT Před 8 lety +173

    13:24 Everything someone who watches these movies (and Roland Emmerich) loves to see

    • @joshuahuber8628
      @joshuahuber8628 Před 8 lety +1

      +ToM92MoT How I felt during Man of Steel

    • @noracrosbie9848
      @noracrosbie9848 Před 8 lety

      +Joshua Huber yeh

    • @kyleflounder9783
      @kyleflounder9783 Před 8 lety +2

      +ToM92MoT It's why I can't wait for the day we have PCs and city games like Sim City 4 modernized, so we can blow the hell out of cities, and watch their beautiful towers catch on fire, fall, and smash into a billion pieces. :D :D :D :D :D

    • @noracrosbie9848
      @noracrosbie9848 Před 8 lety +1

      Kyle Flounder that would be awesome!

    • @yourtimetraveleralara
      @yourtimetraveleralara Před rokem

      Yea

  • @Fur_ball
    @Fur_ball Před rokem +2

    I realize there are glaring irregularities in these types of movies but I love the special effects

  • @josna8428
    @josna8428 Před 2 lety

    Awesome narration

  • @80PercentAshamedOfU
    @80PercentAshamedOfU Před 6 lety +530

    "Because the wifi is still working all over the everywhere." 😂
    I love this guy.

  • @daleharris3809
    @daleharris3809 Před 6 lety +340

    An extra sin for the scene at the stadium where he tells the woman to "find something sturdy." WTF is sturdy during a 9.6 earthquake??? The earth itself is splitting apart. There's nothing sturdy about anything!

    • @kansas813
      @kansas813 Před 5 lety +7

      air

    • @thelorp5186
      @thelorp5186 Před 5 lety

      But like, what if there's a bad wind too?

    • @AnnisAdventures
      @AnnisAdventures Před 5 lety

      Well, a doorway or a table would be sturdy and are usually what you should head for in an earthquake

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 Před 5 lety

      The grass would probably start to leak water and make things very spooky

    • @quingo1139
      @quingo1139 Před 5 lety

      @@AnnisAdventures you should never seek shelter in a doorway during an earthquake.

  • @cgalonis
    @cgalonis Před rokem +2

    Objects in mirror may be more divorced than they appeared... That was amazing line

  • @markfitzgerald2869
    @markfitzgerald2869 Před rokem +2

    My favourite part of this movie is when he says “I see it” when theres a 70 foot tsunami right in front of him. He just acts like it magically spawned there

  • @MintyZedGrimes
    @MintyZedGrimes Před 6 lety +707

    What's with all the weird visual glitches in the video? Did the earthquake affect the rendering process, too?

    • @timmyteaches7663
      @timmyteaches7663 Před 6 lety +14

      Minty Zed Grimes yet another person who doesn't know how to read a top/pinned comment from the channel owner... how do y'all leave comments without seeing the very first comment from the channel?

    • @hierophantgreen9658
      @hierophantgreen9658 Před 6 lety

      Heh.

    • @AskAir
      @AskAir Před 6 lety

      Minty Zed Grimes Yeah I was wondering that too.

    • @AutistiCat2406
      @AutistiCat2406 Před 6 lety +11

      Timmy Teaches yet another person that only knows how to yell at others for something that no longer exists and proceed to not explain it to others, enjoying shitting on others?

    • @davrosdarlek7058
      @davrosdarlek7058 Před 6 lety

      Ur normie arse Clorox Bleach account it does exist. It took me 2 seconds to find.

  • @alphacause
    @alphacause Před 8 lety +101

    Everything Wrong With San Andreas Summarized in 1 Sentence:
    Alexandra Daddario was not in a soaking wet t-shirt or a bikini for the ENTIRE run time of the movie.

    • @ffejpsycho
      @ffejpsycho Před 8 lety +3

      +Drake Santiago and didn't drown

    • @kittycatz11
      @kittycatz11 Před 8 lety +5

      Ding!

    • @davidromero9045
      @davidromero9045 Před 8 lety

      and didn't fall in love with an idi- wait a second...

    • @crescendyr8438
      @crescendyr8438 Před 8 lety +4

      +Drake Santiago I was surprised he didn't take off some sins for all the tit jiggle. I don't think any of the main female characters owned a bra and all of their tits jiggled as the went about.

    • @gabrielcoombs4566
      @gabrielcoombs4566 Před 8 lety

      Everything Wrong With San Andreas Summarized in 3 Words: The Rock. Period.

  • @stevemc01
    @stevemc01 Před 2 lety +2

    15:24
    Battleship (2012) throwback with the Arleigh Burke between two buildings (it's always Burkes lol).

  • @blacktownshadow1325
    @blacktownshadow1325 Před 3 lety +1

    the bonus round killed me!

  • @user-tg3fj
    @user-tg3fj Před 7 lety +134

    Close your eyes and listen to the bonus round

  • @S4MM_7
    @S4MM_7 Před 4 lety +270

    Anyone else notice the counter increasing by 10 instead of one?
    14:20

    • @angie4662
      @angie4662 Před 4 lety +23

      Yeah but if you watch up to 14:45 then you see that they added only one sin instead of ten😂😅

    • @Necromancer0225
      @Necromancer0225 Před 4 lety +13

      At 5:55 he says this, but I don't know about the next sins

    • @pedrampakfar1054
      @pedrampakfar1054 Před 4 lety +8

      He says deserves 10 sins. Duh

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah, but also, the time was bugging out the entire time. Think it was something to do with a joke about the time it takes for anything to be done in a movie, or about it being about earthquakes. Who knows, could have just been broken.

  • @gimmeamomenttosharetruth5805

    The Gary Oldman EVERYONE clip 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I watched the video just because I knew you'd put that in there

  • @roberttriptow5635
    @roberttriptow5635 Před rokem +1

    Three huge cinema sins you missed:
    1. The downdraft from the helicopter would have knocked the car off the cliff.
    2. The tsunami never goes away. After the inundation, tsunamis recede. They're waves, not changes in sea level.
    3. The sun doesn't set in the south, as pictured at the end of the movie.

  • @rebeccahernandez1248
    @rebeccahernandez1248 Před 4 lety +222

    “Die humans die. Ahaha.” I laughed

  • @TranceKitsune91
    @TranceKitsune91 Před 4 lety +937

    Survived a 7.1 earthquake while in Downtown Los Angeles woo!

    • @jvsun325
      @jvsun325 Před 4 lety +26

      Kitsune91 we didn’t experience the same 7.1 as Ridgecrest, we felt more like a 6.0

    • @amityvillemusic
      @amityvillemusic Před 4 lety +1

      I survived the one on Nov 30 2018 in Alaska, seems pretty similar in shaking idk

    • @lindsaymcauley9345
      @lindsaymcauley9345 Před 4 lety +1

      Hey! So did I

    • @6ix9aths73
      @6ix9aths73 Před 4 lety

      I was at lake havasu during the earthquake.

    • @tonyv5357
      @tonyv5357 Před 4 lety +2

      @bruse wayne it's not coming man at least not this year

  • @williamgrant4552
    @williamgrant4552 Před 2 lety

    I love these videos

  • @justarandomguyondrugs564

    I'm new to this channel and the ting ting ting and ting is killing my ear cuz I had on headphones

  • @cavansmith655
    @cavansmith655 Před 8 lety +8740

    Who else watches these so they dont have to watch the movie

    • @rileyfreeman7122
      @rileyfreeman7122 Před 8 lety +165

      Everyone.

    • @taylor0000027
      @taylor0000027 Před 8 lety +29

      True.

    • @notasian7620
      @notasian7620 Před 8 lety +71

      I find these harder to enjoy if I didn't watch first buy I still do

    • @cwellofgreen8175
      @cwellofgreen8175 Před 8 lety +22

      +Riley Freeman No, it's EVERYONE!!!!!

    • @KrustydaClown
      @KrustydaClown Před 8 lety +41

      I did that for Pixels! No way I'm going to sit through an Adam Sandler movie but I was still curious on how the movie looked like. XD

  • @seppuku_doge
    @seppuku_doge Před 8 lety +65

    I was SHAKEN by the amount of CGI in this movie

    • @BojackatronHorsemaniac
      @BojackatronHorsemaniac Před 8 lety +6

      +the kenlephant They should have put the effort in and gone completely practical, i mean how hard could it be? /s

    • @Neronix17
      @Neronix17 Před 8 lety +3

      +the kenlephant Bad CG is a huge FAULT in movies nowadays.

    • @thecreativecurator7829
      @thecreativecurator7829 Před 8 lety +7

      +God Easy for you to say.....GOD

    • @notasian7620
      @notasian7620 Před 8 lety

      please no bad puns I'm trying to lay off the face palms my doctor says I need to cut back

    • @QuinSkew
      @QuinSkew Před 8 lety

      +NotAsian Face cams are not punny

  • @ellieysama
    @ellieysama Před 2 lety

    I miss playing the SIMS...but thanks to this I am now going to go on a binge playing the first to the 4th

  • @andrewharvey3282
    @andrewharvey3282 Před 8 měsíci

    "I'm not trying to replace your dad" can be a tactful way of saying "yeah we can pretty much be strangers"

  • @aMAXproduction
    @aMAXproduction Před 7 lety +1315

    The biggest sin is all the weird text glitches throughout this video.

    • @thatonedemonic
      @thatonedemonic Před 7 lety +3

      ikr

    • @blatherskite3009
      @blatherskite3009 Před 7 lety +17

      Yep, I paused it on one of the "glitches" - to see what they said - and it's just the timecode of that moment in the video (e.g. 00'07'32) flashing up for a frame. Some error when they made the video, I guess. Bit distracting, but no biggie.

    • @bilalmohammed8533
      @bilalmohammed8533 Před 7 lety

      aMAX Animations h

    • @Uwujarvis
      @Uwujarvis Před 7 lety +1

      aMAX Animations I only saw number glitches

    • @criticalgamer1376
      @criticalgamer1376 Před 7 lety +1

      Phew I thought it was just me and my monitor was like glitching or something

  • @WarriorOutcastRebelJedi
    @WarriorOutcastRebelJedi Před 4 lety +600

    Lmao this is on my recommend list. Im in California and there were 2 earthquakes today lmao

  • @deloreanman14
    @deloreanman14 Před 4 lety +3

    9:35 - Gotta disagree with you there...power seat controls on that final generation of the Town Car were on the driver's door panel, well out of her reach.

    • @marko1216
      @marko1216 Před 4 lety +1

      deloreanman14 it was Also Big concrete block on the driver seat..

  • @DeeDee-li7cu
    @DeeDee-li7cu Před 3 lety +1

    Hilarious, some good work here 😂