Dear Evil Engineer: Could I fire-bomb my office with a flock of incendiary seagulls?

Dear Evil Engineer,
Could I fire-bomb my office with a flock of incendiary seagulls?
This correspondent is determined not to return to the office, even if that means using hundreds of gulls to burn it to the ground.
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I would like to see five-hundred attack mar-a-lago.