Candy Store - Heathers: The Musical +LYRICS

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  • čas přidán 4. 08. 2014
  • (p) Yellow Sound Label owns this music, not me. But enjoy!
    H. CHANDLER:
    Are we gonna have a problem?
    You got a bone to pick?
    You’ve come so far,
    Why now are you pulling on my dick?
    I’d normally slap your face off,
    And everyone here could watch.
    But I’m feeling nice.
    Here’s some advice.
    Listen up, biotch!
    H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
    I like!
    H. CHANDLER:
    Lookin’ hot
    Buying stuff they cannot
    H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
    I like!
    H. CHANDLER:
    Drinkin’ hard
    Maxin’ Dad’s credit card
    H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
    I like!
    H. CHANDLER:
    Skippin’ gym
    Scaring her
    Screwing him
    H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
    I like!
    H. CHANDLER:
    Killer clothes
    HEATHERS:
    Kickin’ nerds in the nose!
    H. CHANDLER:
    If you lack the balls
    You can go play dolls
    Let your mommy fix you a snack
    H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
    Woah!
    H. CHANDLER:
    Or you could come smoke
    Pound some rum and coke
    In my Porsha with the quarterback
    HEATHERS:
    Woah! Woah! Woah!
    Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
    Welcome to my candy store
    It’s time for you to prove
    You’re not a loser anymore
    Then step into my candy store
    H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA:
    Guys fall
    H. DUKE:
    At your feet
    Pay the check
    H. MCNAMARA:
    Help you cheat
    HEATHERS:
    All you
    H. DUKE:
    Have to do
    H. CHANDLER:
    Say goodbye to Shamoo
    HEATHERS:
    That freak’s
    H. MCNAMARA:
    Not your friend
    I can tell in the end
    HEATHERS:
    If she
    H. MCNAMARA:
    Had your shot
    HEATHERS:
    She would leave you to rot
    H. MCNAMARA:
    ‘Course if you don’t care
    Fine! Go braid her hair
    Maybe Sesame Street is on
    HEATHERS:
    Woah!
    H. MCNAMARA:
    Or forget the creep
    H. DUKE:
    And get in my jeep
    H. CHANDLER:
    Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn
    HEATHERS:
    Woah! Woah! Woah!
    Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
    Welcome to my candy store
    You just gotta prove
    You’re not a pussy anymore
    Then step into my candy store
    H. CHANDLER:
    You can join the team
    H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
    Or you can bitch and moan
    H. CHANDLER:
    You can live the dream
    H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
    Or you can die alone
    H. CHANDLER:
    You can fly with eagles
    HEATHERS:
    Or if you prefer
    H. CHANDLER:
    Keep on testing me
    H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
    And end up like her!
    MARTHA:
    Veronica, look!
    Ram invited me to his homecoming party.
    This proves he’s been thinking about me.
    VERONICA:
    Color me stoked.
    MARTHA:
    I’m so happy!
    HEATHERS:
    Woah!
    H. DUKE:
    Honey, whachu waiting fo-
    H. CHANDLER: H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
    Step into my candy store! Time for you to prove
    Oooh woah! Woah oh oh! You’re not a lame ass anymore
    Then step into my candy store
    HEATHERS:
    It’s my candy store
    It’s my candy
    It’s my candy store
    It’s my candy
    It’s my candy store

Komentáře • 13K

  • @mekaylaowo1928
    @mekaylaowo1928 Před 7 lety +17967

    I love how Heathers starts off like a typical mean girl story then turns into an epic drama where there is a shit ton of murder and fucking.

    • @artilyns7172
      @artilyns7172 Před 7 lety +338

      this is true

    • @catsoda
      @catsoda Před 7 lety +826

      Heathers was like, the original typical mean girl story, though

    • @namity1305
      @namity1305 Před 7 lety +621

      Imagine your mom passing by the living room two times during the movie: on the start and near the end

    • @valequincee
      @valequincee Před 7 lety +46

      Electa Kellet likes are at 666 on this comment. 0_0

    • @ajshecapuni3333
      @ajshecapuni3333 Před 7 lety +20

      TAYLOR ANDERSON voy

  • @noapl7600
    @noapl7600 Před 9 lety +12390

    The huge "SHUT UP HEATHER" makes me laugh every time omg.

  • @streetrat_edits
    @streetrat_edits Před 10 měsíci +2364

    A little fan theory:
    On the "candy store" harmony, Heather Mac singing the high harmony symbolizes the amount of stress/pressure she has to take to be part of the Heathers. The stress is on her, which is why she has to sing the high harmony, which is the most stressful. Heather Duke sings the low harmony because she will always be below Heather Chandler, so it symbolizes her status in the Heathers and in Westerburg as a whole. Finally, Heather Chandler sings the melody because she is the center of attention, the face of the Heathers, so she obviously gets the most important harmony.

    • @zuzia_ismentallyunstable428
      @zuzia_ismentallyunstable428 Před 9 měsíci +46

      Omg that is just, WOW!

    • @Ryucallie
      @Ryucallie Před 8 měsíci +107

      This is actually true. I’m in a production of heathers and this is exactly how the song is harmonized. It’s a nightmare to learn honestly.

    • @streetrat_edits
      @streetrat_edits Před 8 měsíci +24

      @@Ryucallie omg, thats so cool. i am in show choir, so pretty similar and i know music theory, but yeah, its really beautiful when all pieced together

    • @OctoJuice
      @OctoJuice Před 7 měsíci +9

      Canon I was heather’s scrunchie

    • @j1227
      @j1227 Před 6 měsíci +13

      I also have a theory, they specifically liken the Heathers to a Candy Store as being a part of them sounds great as you have access to all this “candy” but it slowly decays your heart similar to how candy decays teeth

  • @MOONSONSKIES
    @MOONSONSKIES Před 3 lety +4967

    Them: HIGH NOTES
    Altos like myself: *well you see i can't do that-*

    • @FailureNightengale
      @FailureNightengale Před 3 lety +165

      Prepare to have your ears bleed from my high pitched noises that I think is singing :,D

    • @Sophieinfinity4ever
      @Sophieinfinity4ever Před 3 lety +19

      *Y e s*

    • @crunchycaptain
      @crunchycaptain Před 3 lety +47

      I can't even sing tenner and these girls are hitting high notes...nvm I learnt to hit high notes....

    • @jaceykns
      @jaceykns Před 3 lety +4

      I feel you smh

    • @tunasalad9693
      @tunasalad9693 Před 3 lety +50

      Moving your head helps hit notes you normally couldn't get, personally looking up let's me hit high notes and looking down helps me hit low notes, but for some people it's the opposite

  • @titanlordkadaevr1771
    @titanlordkadaevr1771 Před 4 lety +3124

    Veronica:
    "I am not throwin' away my shot"

  • @joesssaucey
    @joesssaucey Před 4 lety +14615

    SO LISTEN UP
    **grandma walks in**
    ʙɪᴀᴛᴄʜ

  • @abbymccubbins8114
    @abbymccubbins8114 Před 3 lety +7352

    I know I cannot be the only possible one who is totally going crazy over Heather Chandler's "biatch"

    • @laoisehayes
      @laoisehayes Před 3 lety +12

      Of course, biatch! Jk, yes same! I love it soo much!

    • @GreetingsFineCitizen
      @GreetingsFineCitizen Před 3 lety +222

      I go crazy over everything Heather C does.
      And Veronica too.
      When she's live, Jessica's voice cracks (intentionally) in Beautiful on "maybe" in the lyric, "Mascara, maybe some lip gloss" and I repeat it 10000000 times everytime I listen to Beautiful cause its just so hfjdhdbfjfhjfjgjkkhkhkk

    • @tostadaprincess8736
      @tostadaprincess8736 Před 2 lety +22

      @@GreetingsFineCitizen same

    • @emmabrubeck5800
      @emmabrubeck5800 Před rokem +11

      yes
      I do too

    • @ImCringeyAndImNotProudOfIt
      @ImCringeyAndImNotProudOfIt Před rokem +18

      ITS PRONOUNCED “BITCH” THEY COULDN’T RHYME WITH WATCHHHHHH KGDGFNJHWEFJBREWIHU

  • @harleysboo8426
    @harleysboo8426 Před 3 lety +5785

    Just a note:
    You know how in this song, they say 'Prove you're not a loser', then 'Proven you're not a pussy' in the next verse and lastly, they say 'Prove you're not a lame-ass' This is because:
    In the original set-up, they stand in this order: McNarama, Chandler, Duke. Heather McNarama isn't as bad as the other two, so they first say 'loser', which isn't a swear.
    Then they say 'Pxssy', which is probably the worst, signifying Chandler, the worst and meanest.
    Last, they say 'Lame-ass', which is not too bad, but some people consider is a swear. Duke is not too bad, but some people consider her really mean.

    • @harleysboo8426
      @harleysboo8426 Před 3 lety +58

      @@ella7066 Wow, Omg, thanks.

    • @celestepepper1053
      @celestepepper1053 Před 3 lety +767

      That's a very good point, I think it could be referring to their greatest fears too. Heather Mcnamara wanting to come across with the perfect life, pretty much anything but a loser. Chandler wanting to be seen as fearless even to the point where she drinks hull cleaner for the sake of not been called chicken. And lastly, Duke who so desperately wants to be the main character so she can show everyone that she isn't boring clearly goes against her nature shown by her love for classic literature which many teens would see as lame.

    • @harleysboo8426
      @harleysboo8426 Před 3 lety +91

      @@celestepepper1053 Yes! That's (probably) also true.

    • @SmolPotato8
      @SmolPotato8 Před 3 lety +47

      I hate Duke, she's my least favorite Heather

    • @akisha5267
      @akisha5267 Před 2 lety +1

      czcams.com/channels/fHZa14ah-X7M11_UPmycOA.html

  • @skippysandwich
    @skippysandwich Před 6 lety +2821

    Heathers: **harmonize perfectly**
    Me: **fucking dies**

  • @_xxpurplequeenxx_
    @_xxpurplequeenxx_ Před 4 lety +14705

    I just realized that the name "Shamoo" is actually the name of a huge killer whale named Shamu that died in 1971. They compared Martha to Shamu... *damn.*

    • @aplant8463
      @aplant8463 Před 4 lety +475

      I saw a statue of shamu once

    • @robertfrank7396
      @robertfrank7396 Před 4 lety +651

      xXPurpleQueenXx I thought it was just the name of whatever orca is currently at Seaworld

    • @hoper4thebestinlifelove240
      @hoper4thebestinlifelove240 Před 4 lety +70

      The VunC. Same 👀

    • @ErieRosewood
      @ErieRosewood Před 4 lety +313

      Kids in my middle school used to call the vice principal Shamu. She was really mean though

    • @-codey-6464
      @-codey-6464 Před 4 lety +43

      Oh god the amount likes...

  • @leotheoreganoman
    @leotheoreganoman Před 3 lety +16368

    Unpopular opinion: Heathers and Mean Girls are both amazing stories with amazing characters and are iconic seperately and they shouldnt be compared as much as they are

    • @icecreamsundd
      @icecreamsundd Před 2 lety +382

      Preach.

    • @katiepell2609
      @katiepell2609 Před 2 lety +300

      i totally agree i could watch both of them over and over

    • @fireinthehole_727
      @fireinthehole_727 Před 2 lety +384

      This.
      I don't hate Mean Girls, but why is the comment section for it's musicals so... dry? Like I know it's a Mean Girls comment section on those videos, but it feels like I'm standing in the freaking Sahara desert or something when I'm watching a song from Mean Girls: The Musical, and I go to the comment section.

    • @A.D.M_official
      @A.D.M_official Před 2 lety +74

      Yeah they are not that similar

    • @yumekojabami233
      @yumekojabami233 Před 2 lety +46

      I dunno i wouldnt call their stories "amazing " but it wasnt a bad musical...eventhough it didnt make sense

  • @macaronweasley8100
    @macaronweasley8100 Před 3 lety +818

    Me: **makes a musicals playlist**
    Playlist: they'll tell the story of tonight.... ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM

    • @sapphicrose8213
      @sapphicrose8213 Před 3 lety +94

      Lowkey the emotional wiplash I get from my playlists is the worst part of listening to music for me.
      Like no, it's not safe to go from the Nightmare Time title number to Burn from Hamilton you absolute monster

    • @CygnusDoesThings
      @CygnusDoesThings Před 2 lety +29

      @@sapphicrose8213 bro i once had the entire eliza and philip dying arc summed up in like 5 songs

    • @estherluvsyou
      @estherluvsyou Před 11 měsíci +1

      REAL

    • @DuneTheKaiju
      @DuneTheKaiju Před 11 měsíci

      The story of tonight is the fact we're gonna have a problem so stop pulling on my dick and step in my candy store /j

    • @Perc-abeth
      @Perc-abeth Před 9 měsíci

      Did ypu amke it on youtube? And if you did is it public?

  • @emeliamarie7291
    @emeliamarie7291 Před 8 lety +5281

    99 people got a bone to pick

    • @grungekitty77
      @grungekitty77 Před 8 lety +118

      +Emelia Marie 104 people pulling on my dick

    • @Mothpunk
      @Mothpunk Před 8 lety +99

      ***** 111 people got their faces slapped off

    • @bea7823
      @bea7823 Před 8 lety +66

      +Paintedrocket and over 3000 people watched

    • @madelineritter2338
      @madelineritter2338 Před 8 lety +82

      155 people are biotches, listening up

    • @livvyostrander1664
      @livvyostrander1664 Před 8 lety +67

      Heather Chandler bought stuff 156 people could not

  • @lancers5688
    @lancers5688 Před 5 lety +6251

    Anyone else obsessed with how she says quarterback

  • @rinwastaken7632
    @rinwastaken7632 Před 3 lety +843

    So there was this time where I was trying to explain Heathers to my normie friends and I called the Heathers "sexy traffic lights", i didnt regret it lol

  • @whosavery
    @whosavery Před 2 lety +120

    The musical: a well written song with lyrics that make sense
    Riverdale: kidz bop

  • @brittanystebbins125
    @brittanystebbins125 Před 9 lety +3711

    The question is, will my school let me perform this with little to no changes.

  • @ithinkiswallowedahammer7809
    @ithinkiswallowedahammer7809 Před 4 lety +17625

    Peer Pressure: The Musical

  • @a.chilles.
    @a.chilles. Před 3 lety +79

    It’s refreshing to not hear: “Prove your not a doorknob anymore”

    • @yourlocal_lesbian2478
      @yourlocal_lesbian2478 Před 2 lety

      What the hell does that even mean like bish whatttttt?

    • @a.chilles.
      @a.chilles. Před 2 lety +4

      @@yourlocal_lesbian2478 there’s a version where they say “Prove you’re not a doorknob anymore”

    • @ayanellezooman685
      @ayanellezooman685 Před 4 měsíci

      @@yourlocal_lesbian2478I’m sorry I am telling you this but watch riverdale heathers and you’ll see 🤢 🤮 🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @gordonramsay4571
    @gordonramsay4571 Před 3 lety +122

    Why is heather dukes “and get in my Jeep” so satisfying to listen to?

  • @amelial6806
    @amelial6806 Před 7 lety +4025

    Okay, I love both Hamilton and Heathers but there is literally no resemblance between the Schuyler sisters and the Heathers apart from there are three of them and they are all females.

    • @awkwardcupcakegirl4669
      @awkwardcupcakegirl4669 Před 7 lety +31

      Amelia L ikr

    • @elliebee9742
      @elliebee9742 Před 7 lety +104

      kinglaurence DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS

    • @megasauruss
      @megasauruss Před 7 lety +130

      well, they have similar dress colours. For the Schuylers it's pink, green, and yellow. For the Heathers it's red, bue, and yellow.

    • @amelial6806
      @amelial6806 Před 7 lety +99

      SlimeInArt I guess, but their personalities are nothing alike.

    • @megasauruss
      @megasauruss Před 7 lety +33

      Of course. We know that.

  • @impayn499
    @impayn499 Před 5 lety +5455

    I'm just here running away from that doorknob...

    • @liliayates7550
      @liliayates7550 Před 5 lety +21

      IM PAYN same

    • @meghan_theatre
      @meghan_theatre Před 5 lety +333

      I'm still trying to run away from the circle of duck duck goose

    • @sailorersa2644
      @sailorersa2644 Před 5 lety +12

      Me

    • @staycalmstarz8113
      @staycalmstarz8113 Před 5 lety +158

      They were yanking on my chain. But I lacked the juice to slide out of them.

    • @yayaayya7726
      @yayaayya7726 Před 5 lety +174

      I just don’t get how “screwing him” stayed in but “pound some rum and coke” is too much

  • @rett064
    @rett064 Před 3 lety +110

    i’m in love chandler’s voice i don’t know why but hers specifically stands out to me throughout the musical

  • @soremon389
    @soremon389 Před 3 lety +146

    THE VOCALS IN THIS SONG IS BEAUTIFUL

  • @rubyreloaded9371
    @rubyreloaded9371 Před 7 lety +10366

    One time Heather Chandler punched me in the face.
    It was awesome.

  • @evaporatedwater7778
    @evaporatedwater7778 Před 4 lety +18028

    Regina George: They might insult your clothing, or make fun of your name.
    Heathers: kick nerds in the nose and beat up people

  • @bxtterflee_
    @bxtterflee_ Před 3 lety +2792

    Lets all be honest.
    This song is so goddamn unforgettable.

    • @michaeljavier870
      @michaeljavier870 Před rokem +5

      860th like and first response: My top favorite song in this musical.

    • @Emi781
      @Emi781 Před rokem +5

      922th like and second response: My top favorite song in this musical.

    • @DuneTheKaiju
      @DuneTheKaiju Před 11 měsíci +1

      HONEY WHAT YOU WAITING FORRR-

    • @april2kawaii
      @april2kawaii Před 10 měsíci

      @@DuneTheKaijuSHUT UP HEATHER

    • @funforlife9893
      @funforlife9893 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@DuneTheKaijuSTEP INTO MY CANDY STORE

  • @youreaeejit511
    @youreaeejit511 Před 3 lety +120

    One of my classmates is a river dale addict me on the other hand I love Heathers.
    So she asked me to send her a song to listin to so I sent her "candy store" and "beautiful" and she texted me saying "Why did you send me river dale songs I thought you didn't like river dale" to which I replied with "these are songs from heathers river dale just sung them badly"
    she left me on read.

    • @GreetingsFineCitizen
      @GreetingsFineCitizen Před 3 lety +13

      She's scared of the truth

    • @sunnysky7639
      @sunnysky7639 Před měsícem +1

      I was like "surely it can't be that bad" and went and listened to it and "oh god"

    • @nickythehickey
      @nickythehickey Před 18 dny +1

      its been three years did she ever come to her senses

  • @beesuschrist7128
    @beesuschrist7128 Před 7 lety +1916

    YOURE HEATHER! AND SHES HEATHER! ANY OTHER HEATHERS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?!
    *Macnamara raises her hand*

    • @zelicca
      @zelicca Před 7 lety +78

      +Abinator Grace
      *Makes Jefferson, Madison, & Burr raise their Hands*

    • @averyb4081
      @averyb4081 Před 7 lety +19

      Abinator Grace terezi, Vriska, and Nepeta raise hands/paw

    • @pewp1605
      @pewp1605 Před 7 lety +67

      *Peggy, Angelica, and Eliza raise their hands*

    • @AiyanaWolfe
      @AiyanaWolfe Před 7 lety +34

      raise a glass

    • @waterfox2110
      @waterfox2110 Před 7 lety +33

      to freeeedom

  • @mahikasharma4539
    @mahikasharma4539 Před 5 lety +5520

    aRe wE GonNa hAve a prObLem?

    • @code8557
      @code8557 Před 5 lety +38

      Yes

    • @annamorgan9865
      @annamorgan9865 Před 5 lety +68

      Listen up biatch!

    • @musicalnerd1908
      @musicalnerd1908 Před 5 lety +128

      YouVe GoT a BonE tO PiCK?

    • @ukichu6454
      @ukichu6454 Před 5 lety +98

      Insana Hyde
      iD nOrmAlLy sLaP yOuR fAcE oFf, aNd eVerYonE hErE cOuLd wAtCh

    • @justahole8795
      @justahole8795 Před 5 lety +91

      @@ukichu6454
      BuT iM fEeLiNg NiCe, HeRe'S sOmE aDvIcE, sO lIsTeN uP bItCh!

  • @aye6462
    @aye6462 Před 8 měsíci +66

    I refuse to believe that this masterpiece is nine years old

  • @sefistalouis2258
    @sefistalouis2258 Před 2 lety +147

    OKAY BUT IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THOSE VOCALSSSS LIKE OMG THEIR VOICES ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

  • @aliyah1164
    @aliyah1164 Před 4 lety +9277

    *Heather Chandler has joined the chat.*
    *Heather Duke has joined the chat.*
    *Heather McNamara has joined the chat.*
    *Veronica Sawyer has joined the chat.*
    *Martha Dunnstock has joined the chat.*
    *Heather Chandler has removed Martha Dunnstock from the chat.*

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 Před 4 lety +937

      *JD has entered the chat*
      *JD and Veronica have removed Heather Chandler from the chat*

    • @minababynatsume9343
      @minababynatsume9343 Před 4 lety +613

      *Kurt Kelley and Ram Sweeney have joined the chat.*
      *JD has removed Kurt Kelley and Ram Sweeney from the chat.*

    • @emily24013
      @emily24013 Před 4 lety +277

      *i entered my own chat because I’m lonely*

    • @GoogleGoogle-me4mc
      @GoogleGoogle-me4mc Před 4 lety +531

      *Veronica Sawyer has disabled admin priveleges for Jason Dean*

    • @MiracleWinchester
      @MiracleWinchester Před 4 lety +29

      I like

  • @Hannah_Z
    @Hannah_Z Před 8 lety +5499

    I swoon so majorly when I hear Heather McNamara's harmonies holy shit

  • @maijamichelle1712
    @maijamichelle1712 Před 8 měsíci +81

    I dropped my headphones accidentally and didn’t know I broke them so when I put them on to listen to this banger it sounded like heather screamed at me from ten feet behind “ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM? YA GOT A BONE TO PICK?” And I screamed so hard my dad had to reassure me Heather was nowhere near me 😭

  • @FrtyThry
    @FrtyThry Před 3 lety +77

    2:20 that is honestly beautiful

    • @idk-yi3ft
      @idk-yi3ft Před 3 lety +7

      ShortStick Gaming thats music in my ears if heather says shut up to heather

    • @afsgsgqdah
      @afsgsgqdah Před 6 měsíci

      YESSSS

  • @welpshi
    @welpshi Před 4 lety +23554

    This song just screams "come to the darkside we have cookies"

    • @emi6082
      @emi6082 Před 3 lety +263

      YUP 👍✨

    • @Sophieinfinity4ever
      @Sophieinfinity4ever Před 3 lety +901

      Nah, they got candy

    • @K4lop1a_
      @K4lop1a_ Před 3 lety +416

      i want cookies and candy so yes, i go to the darkside

    • @Lomzy
      @Lomzy Před 3 lety +84

      Can anyone tell me where to watch the movie?

    • @Lomzy
      @Lomzy Před 3 lety +28

      @@shutupheather5911 ttthhhhaaannnkkkksssss

  • @bestbean5664
    @bestbean5664 Před 5 lety +9072

    While heather was ok, heather was soooooooo much better. Heather sucked tho, she needs to do better next time

    • @raisinboi632
      @raisinboi632 Před 5 lety +858

      Deathbycats 1234 WHAT?! Heather sucked! Not Heather! UGH UR SO WRONG

    • @bestbean5664
      @bestbean5664 Před 5 lety +641

      raisinboi63 ÒoÓ how DARE you, heather was AMAZING

    • @raisinboi632
      @raisinboi632 Před 5 lety +601

      Deathbycats 1234 EXCAUSE ME BUT HEATHER WAS BETTER THAN HEATHER AND HEATHER! SHUT UP HEATHER! wait NOT THAT HEATHER! THE OTHER ONE- oh my god

    • @bestbean5664
      @bestbean5664 Před 5 lety +405

      raisinboi63 If you DARE disrespect heather again I will FIGHT YOU

    • @raisinboi632
      @raisinboi632 Před 5 lety +300

      Deathbycats 1234 OMG COME AT ME biAtCh

  • @chocolatnayeonie4527
    @chocolatnayeonie4527 Před 3 lety +63

    imangine the plastics and the heather join forces...

    • @broadwaybrat1986
      @broadwaybrat1986 Před 3 lety +4

      Now that would be a great musical

    • @laoisehayes
      @laoisehayes Před 3 lety +4

      And a not so great FLIPPING WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!
      Edit: or at least high school domination! 😝

  • @zaktar3200
    @zaktar3200 Před rokem +765

    Not so fun fact about "Candy Store":
    In this song, the Heathers convince Veronica to obey,listen to them and ditch her friend, Martha. Since this song is manipulating Veronica, the phrase "Step into my candy store" implies that the Heathers want Veronica to be pulled into misery and manipulation. The phrase "Candy store" means that it is the path of falling into regrets and misery but is covered with fame and love to make it seem sweet and enjoyable like candy. "Step into" means to flow and choose to be manipulated of "going into the candy store". In conclusion, the Heathers manipulate Veronica into becoming like them by sugar-coating the bad things, hence the name "Candy Store".

    • @schecter5035
      @schecter5035 Před rokem +47

      Bros doing the whole english language analysis breakdown. Cool.

    • @SirMoFoDans4
      @SirMoFoDans4 Před rokem +34

      I feel like you coulda cut that shit down to like one sentence for something that's plastered on a billboard in big, red letters. Literature's your passion huh?

    • @RobynneVT
      @RobynneVT Před rokem +20

      way to overanalyze the most obvious meaning fun song, holy shit xD

    • @driftingthruspace
      @driftingthruspace Před 11 měsíci +7

      english class be like

    • @-herobrinesdaughter1.1
      @-herobrinesdaughter1.1 Před 10 měsíci +14

      C'mon, appreciate the time this guy has put into writing this.

  • @demonicseries
    @demonicseries Před 6 lety +2676

    Person A: my favorite musical is heathers
    Person B: me too
    Person A: who's your favorite character
    Person B: ...heather?

  • @lorendaemon7945
    @lorendaemon7945 Před 7 lety +2731

    So, I'm seeing some people comparing them to the Schuylers.
    Fair enough, both female trios and all.
    But, I have another proposition.
    The trio of Jefferson, Madison, and Burr as the Heathers.
    Seriously, this is the best idea I've ever had.

    • @lorendaemon7945
      @lorendaemon7945 Před 7 lety +25

      +America's Favourite Fighting Frenchman Thanks, Lafayette.

    • @Alice-sh1qy
      @Alice-sh1qy Před 7 lety +2

      yesss

    • @tamaraarevalo4707
      @tamaraarevalo4707 Před 7 lety +21

      and what about John as Veronica And Alex as JD

    • @praxibetelix1664
      @praxibetelix1664 Před 7 lety +152

      James Madison. Father of the Bill of Rights. His dad's loaded - he's the largest landowner in the county.
      Aaron Burr. U.S. Senator. No discernible personality, but Jefferson did appoint him vice president.
      And Thomas Jefferson. The Almighty. He is a mythic bitch.

    • @lorendaemon7945
      @lorendaemon7945 Před 7 lety +31

      +Tamara “Candy Queen” Arevalo Hmm...Alex as Veronica and John as JD, maybe? Eliza as Martha? I don't know.

  • @Bl00dyt00th2
    @Bl00dyt00th2 Před rokem +78

    I actually cant wait for preform this for the senior theater performance- Im actually waiting behind stage rn, I got the role as heather duke

    • @Cheesecake_666
      @Cheesecake_666 Před rokem +15

      Congratulations,
      living the dream

    • @Bl00dyt00th2
      @Bl00dyt00th2 Před rokem +13

      @@Cheesecake_666 lol, it was very fun

    • @monkeyheathcliff59
      @monkeyheathcliff59 Před rokem

      shut up heather

    • @50frogsinatrenchcoat9
      @50frogsinatrenchcoat9 Před 10 měsíci

      That is so cool,I want to play JD despite being a a afab non binary ace but I really want to sing"meant to be yours" on stage

  • @Maeve11y
    @Maeve11y Před 22 dny +11

    I love how the beginning just has straight up sophisticated vine booms

  • @kaecet
    @kaecet Před 7 lety +996

    The heathers, the original mean girls

  • @cadence9079
    @cadence9079 Před 4 lety +41952

    Regina George: Who’re you?
    Heather: *_I’m you, but stronger._*

  • @harwen2755
    @harwen2755 Před 3 lety +76

    Me trying to sing this song perfectly:
    *SHUT UP HEATHER!*
    Me: *Can No longer sing the song*

  • @addirowlett5734
    @addirowlett5734 Před 3 lety +154

    wanna feel confident? well every time you walk in a room just imagine the intro to any Heathers song playing as you walk in and announce your news
    example: I just burned down 4 churches 7 orphanage's and blew up a highschool

  • @alyssastar5814
    @alyssastar5814 Před 4 lety +2064

    No one:
    Literally No one:
    Me: “HONEY WHAT YOU WAITING FOOOORR?!”
    *At 3AM*

  • @pastelprincess3643
    @pastelprincess3643 Před 6 lety +755

    Heather Chandler = Regina George except stronger

    • @leannryleabastillas317
      @leannryleabastillas317 Před 6 lety +51

      pastel panda // Heather Chandler is probs Regina George’s mom is in some alternate universe where Heather Chandler didn’t die

    • @erinrobinson8199
      @erinrobinson8199 Před 5 lety +51

      Literally make Regina abusive and even more mean. Make Gretchen obsessively jealous instead of obsessively caring. And make Karen a little less dumb and have her actually have feelings and you get the Heathers.

    • @addisongeissler4387
      @addisongeissler4387 Před 5 lety +13

      YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US.

    • @lalalalalalwlla
      @lalalalalalwlla Před 5 lety +2

      @@addisongeissler4387 We should totally stab Ceaser

    • @addisongeissler4387
      @addisongeissler4387 Před 5 lety +10

      YOU GO, GLEN COCO.

  • @v4ni114citi3s
    @v4ni114citi3s Před 3 lety +312

    _"Riverdale did it better"_
    * That person was the Imposter *
    * 0 imposters are left *

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix Před rokem +42

    Finally got Chandler's riff right, Im an alto, feeling powerful

  • @cmckay9467
    @cmckay9467 Před 4 lety +18407

    me: why do people like J.D.? he’s a terrible person
    also me: i want heather chandler to step on me

    • @ahumblewaffle
      @ahumblewaffle Před 4 lety +2036

      me, a horrible little bi disaster: ..yes

    • @cmckay9467
      @cmckay9467 Před 4 lety +783

      A Humble Waffle greetings, fellow horrible little bi disaster!

    • @octillionZ
      @octillionZ Před 4 lety +448

      ​@@kiirumitojjo our love is god, lets go have a slushie fellow bi disasters

    • @moonwuzhere
      @moonwuzhere Před 4 lety +356

      c mckay im not a bi disaster- im a pan disaster.. can i join tho?

    • @kiirumitojjo
      @kiirumitojjo Před 4 lety +126

      Pleberoni Pleb y e s

  • @heather8498
    @heather8498 Před 4 lety +8101

    My name is Heather and I sat next to a girl called Heather so my teacher called us “The Heathers” 😂
    update: i have that teacher and im friends with the other heather, the teacher still refers to us as the heathers and asked us if we’d seen the film

  • @amyvasquez4268
    @amyvasquez4268 Před rokem +25

    Imagine a fusion between this song, The Schuyler Sisters, and Sincerely Me. That would be one ultimate bop of a trio song haha

  • @audreygeorge5110
    @audreygeorge5110 Před 3 lety +40

    CZcams asking you to join Premium for the millionth time: 2:00

  • @rogehnim.4018
    @rogehnim.4018 Před 7 lety +3259

    I'm just waiting for a musicals version of Just Dance. Maybe I'd be more fit then.

    • @katiehusband1505
      @katiehusband1505 Před 7 lety +106

      I played one years ago called dance on Broadway, for the wii. Fairly classic stuff, you know chicago, rocky horror,lion king, thoroughly modern Millie. It was pretty fun

    • @rogehnim.4018
      @rogehnim.4018 Před 7 lety +8

      Oh, cool! I'll have to look that up~ Thanks!

    • @rumpleteazerstan9928
      @rumpleteazerstan9928 Před 7 lety +23

      Katie Husband so did I,my year 2 teacher recommend it,it's basically musical just dance but I can't remember it that much because I don't have my wiii

    • @rumpleteazerstan9928
      @rumpleteazerstan9928 Před 7 lety +2

      Wii

    • @heyitschevonne6322
      @heyitschevonne6322 Před 7 lety +2

      meee

  • @dazeychayn
    @dazeychayn Před 7 lety +417

    person: musicals cant be serious
    me: are we gonna have a problem?
    you got a bone to pick?

    • @corabraddy859
      @corabraddy859 Před 6 lety +7

      I'D NORMALLY SLAP YOUR FACE OFF, AND EVERYONE HERE COULD WATCH

    • @imalreadytracer582
      @imalreadytracer582 Před 6 lety +6

      Natasha Chloe Rodrigo HERE'S SOME ADVICE LISTEN UP

    • @rinb4599
      @rinb4599 Před 6 lety +7

      BEYOTCH

    • @Maria-hm7vp
      @Maria-hm7vp Před 6 lety +2

      I. FUCKING. LOVE YOU GUYS

    • @Maria-hm7vp
      @Maria-hm7vp Před 6 lety +1

      Natasha Chloe Rodrigo the saaasss 😂

  • @valentinadonado-gamez5750
    @valentinadonado-gamez5750 Před 3 lety +32

    Why is the way she says sesame street so satisfying-

  • @adriiiiian
    @adriiiiian Před 3 lety +43

    For some reason despite not having heard this song in like a year and a half it got randomly stuck in my head so here I am realizing that it's actually a bop

  • @killianparker7894
    @killianparker7894 Před 5 lety +41538

    I didn't know traffic lights could dance

  • @Justin_Joy
    @Justin_Joy Před 5 lety +4641

    I came here from the animatic where she does the Hype Fortnite dance after she said "Listen up, biotch"

  • @gumisse
    @gumisse Před 9 měsíci +16

    Every year i somehow manage to come back here. This song wont leave me alone

    • @saltystick_99
      @saltystick_99 Před 9 měsíci +3

      To be frank, I'm more amazed (but scared) that this song was made 9 years ago.

  • @charxthekoopaking5673
    @charxthekoopaking5673 Před 2 lety +25

    This episode was the sole reason I watched Riverdale.
    *I think I'm dead inside.*
    I just listened to the Riverdale version. *I AM IN AGONY.*

  • @cutiepieblufish
    @cutiepieblufish Před 6 lety +3197

    I just realized that the colors of the Heathers and Veronica are the colors of the Chrome logo.

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 Před 5 lety +234

      Heather Chandler - Google
      Heather Duke - Safari
      Heather McNamara - Internet Explorer
      Veronica - Bing or Mozilla Firefox

    • @Wrennaa
      @Wrennaa Před 5 lety +27

      *
      *ono*

    • @mariamcnally7832
      @mariamcnally7832 Před 5 lety +108

      They're also the Hogwarts house colors

    • @bapsae9970
      @bapsae9970 Před 5 lety +82

      @@mariamcnally7832 OMG YES. DUKE IS A SLYTHERIN CHANDLER IS A GRYFFINDOR MACARONI IS HUFFLEPUFF AND VERONICA IS A RAVENCLAWW

    • @stan9943
      @stan9943 Před 5 lety +5

      Lmao I realized that just today

  • @lesbianism6184
    @lesbianism6184 Před 5 lety +4673

    no one:
    the riverdale version: *swOosh*

    • @saphh42
      @saphh42 Před 4 lety +117

      time for u to prove ur not a doorknob anymore 😂

    • @sillycat4273
      @sillycat4273 Před 4 lety +82

      stop hating on riverdale heathers you just lack the juice you doorknob 😤😔😒

    • @bubblegumb298
      @bubblegumb298 Před 4 lety +39

      IcE cReAm 😂😂

    • @sharlinperez954
      @sharlinperez954 Před 4 lety +74

      @@sillycat4273 yeah go play duck duck goose while youre mommy fixes you ice cream

    • @Trinthegay
      @Trinthegay Před 4 lety +71

      I mean, why did they try keeping it PG-13? We can clearly see the characters do the DEVIL'S TANGO
      And i'm pretty sure Cheryl bent over to suck on Toni's vajayjay

  • @simplykatexo2504
    @simplykatexo2504 Před 3 lety +25

    it's crude but it's soooooooooooo badass and it's such a pick me up when you feel low or upset or have a moment of low self esteem

  • @Lechgang
    @Lechgang Před 2 lety +18

    Three things I can't find:
    My car keys
    My motivation
    The heterosexual explanation for this song

  • @AiyanaWolfe
    @AiyanaWolfe Před 7 lety +3162

    I'm sorry you all compare this to the Schuyler sisters but all I see are Regina, Gretchen, and Karen

    • @Dancergirl9084
      @Dancergirl9084 Před 7 lety +70

      Regina as heather chandler Gretchen as duke and Karen as McNamara

    • @prowlandsasuke
      @prowlandsasuke Před 7 lety +102

      the heathers came first.

    • @cartermoore9362
      @cartermoore9362 Před 7 lety +25

      +prowlandsasuke actually the Schuyler sisters came first

    • @AiyanaWolfe
      @AiyanaWolfe Před 7 lety +16

      you mean in history?

    • @zebarias2061
      @zebarias2061 Před 7 lety +35

      I see the unholy trinity from Glee

  • @brennahscully554
    @brennahscully554 Před 8 lety +378

    The drums in this song are completely under appreciated.

  • @GinnyTheSquid
    @GinnyTheSquid Před 3 lety +31

    I am so glad this song reached 30 million views, it is totally deserved

  • @adriannawelch7670
    @adriannawelch7670 Před 3 lety +18

    Heathers: kickin' nerds in the nose
    Me: I don't want my nose kicked, and the word is intellectual

  • @Gigi-xr7yf
    @Gigi-xr7yf Před 5 lety +17284

    The amount of times I've listened to this song is unhealthy

  • @threecheersforsweetcheesew3231

    Friend:What’s your favorite musical?
    Me:Heathers
    Friend:I don’t think I’ve heard of tha-
    Me:Honey what ya waiting for
    Friend:STEP INTO MY CANDY STORE

  • @aoibhexoxo
    @aoibhexoxo Před 3 lety +64

    I personally prefer Heather over Heather but Heather is nice, but dont get me started on how bad Heather is.

    • @HeatherChandlerBQ
      @HeatherChandlerBQ Před 3 lety +7

      *i am superior*

    • @HeatherChandlerBQ
      @HeatherChandlerBQ Před 3 lety +5

      @Heather Duke At least I actually had some control over westerburg

    • @HeatherChandlerBQ
      @HeatherChandlerBQ Před 3 lety +6

      @Heather Duke Think before you try to fill my spot next time
      + be prepared for some *serious* haunting tonight

    • @celestepepper1053
      @celestepepper1053 Před 3 lety +4

      @@HeatherChandlerBQ This convo should be part of the script

    • @HeatherChandlerBQ
      @HeatherChandlerBQ Před 3 lety +4

      @@celestepepper1053 Who says we can’t add it now?

  • @astxrr._.7521
    @astxrr._.7521 Před 2 lety +21

    When I was younger, this song sounded mean but amazing. And now, ITS STILL AMAZING-
    ( And the fact I was addicted to this)

  • @nizarhilmi803
    @nizarhilmi803 Před 4 lety +7795

    “Let’s change the word snack because it’s to inappropriate”-riverdale directors
    Edit:even if riverdale weren’t the the ones who changed the lyrics I still think they absolutely butchered heathers

    • @emily24013
      @emily24013 Před 4 lety +118

      Nizar Hilmi they don’t want to get copyright © I think

    • @yourlocaltheatrekid900
      @yourlocaltheatrekid900 Před 4 lety +147

      Turtle McFee for the word snack?

    • @sonicdude2011
      @sonicdude2011 Před 4 lety +440

      It was to rhyme with the other line they changed, from "quarterback" to "football team". Notice how "snack" rhymes with "quarterback" and, unfortunately, "ice cream" rhymes with "football team".

    • @willowgibson7631
      @willowgibson7631 Před 4 lety +39

      And loser

    • @Cupidbunni
      @Cupidbunni Před 4 lety +116

      Actually it’s the high school version of the song written by the same person. It’s changed around in different schools.

  • @WelcomeToWonderland
    @WelcomeToWonderland Před 7 lety +1937

    Tag yourself, I'm Heather

  • @gayw3b763
    @gayw3b763 Před 2 lety +24

    Im sorry, but that "Biotch" instead of " B$tch" was EVERYTHING To me😔✋💖

  • @Sun-sy7ec
    @Sun-sy7ec Před 2 lety +25

    Listening to this song: ooh typical teen drama peer pressure story
    The rest of the musical: we got murder, we got death, we got suicides, we got psychos

  • @elisacostas2687
    @elisacostas2687 Před 4 lety +24490

    This song takes peer pressure to a whole other level

  • @jayas-e6188
    @jayas-e6188 Před 8 lety +1267

    Only female trio as good as The Schuyler Sisters tbh

  • @gentlywithachainsaw4343
    @gentlywithachainsaw4343 Před 3 lety +14

    does anyone else get chills when jessica keenan wynn sings "let's go tear up someone's lawn"? her voice is so smooth

  • @jesusthroughmary
    @jesusthroughmary Před 6 lety +15180

    I like the part where Heather sings.

  • @itzaeric7808
    @itzaeric7808 Před 4 lety +832

    Song: * finishes *
    Replay button: *Ah shit, here we go again*

  • @rayrayiscraycray8620
    @rayrayiscraycray8620 Před 3 lety +67

    Oh dear gosh! I was Cosplaying as Heather Chandler and Singing Candy store and shouting “SHUT UP HEATHER” when my dad knocked on the front door! Let me tell ya, I pulled a quick change faster than Barbie did on the red carpet and the adrenaline rush is crazy!!!! 🥵🥵🥵

  • @Headhammer
    @Headhammer Před 3 lety +14

    The song that introduced me to the heathers

  • @alfie5289
    @alfie5289 Před 6 lety +2012

    "If she had your shot she would leave you to rot."
    Well, what if Veronica doesn't throw away her shot?

    • @elizakohl8922
      @elizakohl8922 Před 6 lety +76

      I see another Hamilton fan is desperately trying to fill the void left by Lin Manuel-Miranda. Hi. 👋🏼

    • @natashachloerodrigo3557
      @natashachloerodrigo3557 Před 6 lety +59

      Shes just like her country,young,scrappy,and hungry
      yup im hamiltrash😂😂

    • @lilapins
      @lilapins Před 6 lety +10

      omg

    • @eunion273
      @eunion273 Před 6 lety +15

      YOUR PROFILE PIC MAKES IT EVEN BETTER OH MY GOD

    • @leviloud2195
      @leviloud2195 Před 6 lety +27

      Everyone give it up for America’s favorite fighting teen men!
      “RAM AND KURT!”

  • @riyahc4475
    @riyahc4475 Před 6 lety +778

    You: I don't like musicals
    Me: are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick?

    • @liuxzhao2010
      @liuxzhao2010 Před 5 lety +27

      I’d normally your your face off,
      And everyone here could watch.

    • @dvaliker
      @dvaliker Před 5 lety +23

      riyah c: But I'm feeling nice, so here's some advice, listen up biatch!

    • @MusicalWeirdo-df2qo
      @MusicalWeirdo-df2qo Před 5 lety +19

      I like
      Looking hot buying stuff they cannot

    • @dvaliker
      @dvaliker Před 5 lety +18

      Stella Myers i like drinking hard, maxing dads credit card!

    • @liuxzhao2010
      @liuxzhao2010 Před 5 lety +18

      I like!
      Skippin’ gym
      Scaring her
      Screwing him

  • @spaceyote7174
    @spaceyote7174 Před 3 lety +16

    The Schuyler Sisters' evil counterpart song

  • @sqashes1373
    @sqashes1373 Před 2 lety +14

    I love this song, my classmates danced to this and they slayed so hard. THEY ARE QUEENS JUST LIKE THIS SONG. PERIOD POO.

  • @sisychelsea146
    @sisychelsea146 Před 4 lety +2610

    Heather: 🎵Let your mommy fix you a snack🎶
    Veronica's mom: Do you want some paté?

  • @lovewamen6152
    @lovewamen6152 Před 4 lety +2001

    bro that part where martha's like, "i'm so happy!" crushes my soul

  • @JackAyyyyeee
    @JackAyyyyeee Před 3 měsíci +6

    Mean girls: Who are you?
    Heathers: 𝙄'𝙢 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧

  • @dhakahealth5935
    @dhakahealth5935 Před 3 lety +11

    “Watchu waiting fo-“
    *”SHUT UP HEATHER”*

  • @gonnabesoalright
    @gonnabesoalright Před 8 lety +795

    still pissed that this was never on broadway 2k16

  • @aura6562
    @aura6562 Před 5 lety +4065

    McNamara is not throwing away her shot

  • @thebekashow8026
    @thebekashow8026 Před 3 lety +9

    For some reason I feel like this is what I would tell my school bully

  • @rhymebeat1142
    @rhymebeat1142 Před 2 lety +10

    What's nice and subtle about the difference between Veronica and Martha versus the Heathers is that the former two long for the simple and nice ways of Kindergarten, while being childish is the Heathers go to insult, even beyond what you'd expect from the standard mean girl archetypes.

  • @lottiegf
    @lottiegf Před 5 lety +6470

    God damn the harmonies in the second chorus just really float my boat

    • @rielletambaoan_
      @rielletambaoan_ Před 5 lety +188

      You mean ur lifeboat ;)
      Yeah I'm walking to the door. On my left?

    • @hollyingrams5653
      @hollyingrams5653 Před 5 lety +111

      They really freeze my brain

    • @rielletambaoan_
      @rielletambaoan_ Před 5 lety +51

      @@hollyingrams5653 ON. YOUR. LEFT. lol jk

    • @hollyingrams5653
      @hollyingrams5653 Před 5 lety +65

      @@rielletambaoan_ I prefer to leave by window. It looks a lot cooler.

    • @rielletambaoan_
      @rielletambaoan_ Před 5 lety +50

      @@hollyingrams5653 *inhales* *screeches* On ThE oUtSiDe AlWaYs LoOkInG iN wIlL i EvEr Be MoRe ThAn I'vE aLwAyS bEeN cAuSe I'm TaP tAp TaPpIn On ThE gLaSs WaViNg ThRoUgH a WiNdOw-