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  • čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
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  • @teletubbiesonplaystation8935
    @teletubbiesonplaystation8935 Před 2 měsíci +1255

    I love how he doesn't say he's disgusted and annoyed he says he acts like he's disgusted and annoyed

    • @si9778
      @si9778 Před měsícem +8

      Love?

    • @giyu6455
      @giyu6455 Před měsícem +41

      Sweet home alabama

    • @Jc_7058_
      @Jc_7058_ Před měsícem +2

      Key word bois: *"Acts"*

    • @akash5180
      @akash5180 Před 26 dny

      Why do you love that

    • @Elriuhilu
      @Elriuhilu Před 25 dny

      The rest of it clearly explains that he's kinda into it and he's upset about it. Acting disgusted was absolutely the correct action.

  • @makotoitou9840
    @makotoitou9840 Před 2 měsíci +1763

    His sister knows

    • @differentone_p
      @differentone_p Před 2 měsíci +179

      needs correction 😭

    • @TrigramThunder
      @TrigramThunder Před 2 měsíci +121

      ​@@differentone_p mesugaki (female brat) needs correction 😁

    • @adisipunct9562
      @adisipunct9562 Před 2 měsíci +86

      @@TrigramThunder Go to church asap

    • @marcelzed1154
      @marcelzed1154 Před 2 měsíci +150

      ​@@adisipunct9562 bro's gonna combust as soon as he enters the church

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 Před měsícem +7

      ​@@adisipunct9562 fr the guy is messed up lol

  • @autisticskeleton1041
    @autisticskeleton1041 Před 2 měsíci +448

    This is nowhere close to the worst greentext I’ve ever seen

    • @AkinlabiStClair
      @AkinlabiStClair Před měsícem +8

      " Cookie dough "

    • @criert135
      @criert135 Před měsícem +10

      Not even remotely close.

    • @byeheaven
      @byeheaven Před měsícem +13

      whats the worst?

    • @impatientpatient8270
      @impatientpatient8270 Před měsícem +11

      @@byeheaven when i disregard actual tales of child abuse the worst one i have read is one of the many greentexts originating on /k/ featuring deer, specifically one where a hunter has some "tomfoolery" with a barely alive deer after shooting it. that was tough to read...

    • @humanintheflesh9165
      @humanintheflesh9165 Před měsícem

      ​@@byeheaven the skullfuck incident

  • @Matt-td8xw
    @Matt-td8xw Před 2 měsíci +1389

    I think he misspelled "goner"

  • @thesystem3273
    @thesystem3273 Před 2 měsíci +635

    Life is testing this guy

    • @V0NRH1NE
      @V0NRH1NE Před měsícem +23

      Hopefully he doesn't fail that test lol.

  • @elwen8525
    @elwen8525 Před 2 měsíci +991

    I swear people just don’t know how to turn the porn part of their brain off

    • @korkukokusu8311
      @korkukokusu8311 Před 2 měsíci +161

      when you are addicted and watch every day , there is no off button.
      he says he is otaku too

    • @THE_0M0RI_FAN
      @THE_0M0RI_FAN Před měsícem +23

      I know that feeling all too well

    • @Kaliban00
      @Kaliban00 Před měsícem +36

      You can?

    • @elwen8525
      @elwen8525 Před měsícem

      @@korkukokusu8311 I used to watch that shit every day and I still got frustrated at how fuckin horny people are.

    • @Qhari-vj7yp
      @Qhari-vj7yp Před měsícem

      I mean I don't even watch corn or stuff like that, sometimes i see secsual things in CZcams but just by the algorithm, not by looking for it. It's inevitable. Even with this in consideration i just feel his sister is asking for his d*ck, like who the hell does that as a "joke" to their SIBLINGS?
      I have a sister and never ever she has done something even closely secual to my as a joke (my neither) and if she does i would be worried she would be having secsual desires towards me.
      This shi it's just aiming to 1nsest straight up.

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 Před měsícem +114

    I think this saved him from absolute heartbreak. If she wasn't his sister, he would've definitely simped for her.

    • @sergame567
      @sergame567 Před měsícem +4

      He probably wouldn't met her if she wasn't his sister

  • @Byzantine_Vengance
    @Byzantine_Vengance Před měsícem +284

    Bro is getting the ashley treatment

    • @mels_hell
      @mels_hell Před měsícem +15

      hooooooh boy

    • @dominiccoyne8730
      @dominiccoyne8730 Před měsícem +5

      What's the Ashley treatment?

    • @mels_hell
      @mels_hell Před měsícem +24

      @@dominiccoyne8730 you dont wanna know

    • @user-df4jb1tk1y
      @user-df4jb1tk1y Před měsícem +5

      @@dominiccoyne8730its u-uhm

    • @intertroller
      @intertroller Před měsícem

      and then they become canniballistic siblings who sacrifices peoples souls just to dream about the future

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 Před 2 měsíci +476

    Anon needs to be stopped, before he does a Dr disrespect type move

    • @fungusFetus
      @fungusFetus Před 2 měsíci +77

      How do you stop him? She's coming at him. He's basically locked in his room

    • @cristiii7605
      @cristiii7605 Před 2 měsíci +16

      I just have to ask, how is your toddler?

    • @yingsnnn808
      @yingsnnn808 Před 2 měsíci +2

      "I'm gripping now. Boom"

    • @Telados
      @Telados Před měsícem +10

      Like you are one to talk with your trans toddler smh my head

    • @Artyur
      @Artyur Před měsícem +9

      Is your toddler ok?

  • @SmokedRye
    @SmokedRye Před 2 měsíci +546

    I see a dark future if he doesn't turn over to christ

    • @dragonballgacha
      @dragonballgacha Před měsícem

      fuck god

    • @DOOMslayer32020
      @DOOMslayer32020 Před měsícem +26

      Fr porn is a hell of an addiction

    • @criert135
      @criert135 Před měsícem +12

      “I see a dark future if he doesn’t turn over to my magic imaginary friend” - you, lol

    • @dragonballgacha
      @dragonballgacha Před měsícem +14

      @@SmokedRye funny story, because the same thing was said to my ancestors, and then they were all enslaved, raped and murdered, and now act like Christianity is a good thing and integral to who they are.

    • @DOOMslayer32020
      @DOOMslayer32020 Před měsícem +5

      @dragonballgacha you the type of person to think certain religious groups haven't changed in thousands of years

  • @coda6077
    @coda6077 Před 2 měsíci +132

    I watched the coffin of Andy and leyley once, and my CZcams became the incest tag in rule34

    • @BunZen
      @BunZen Před měsícem +6

      😭

    • @SteelOnyxYT
      @SteelOnyxYT Před měsícem +2

      Must’ve watched a ton of it and deliberately then seeing as only a single section of the game lets you have the incest ending LMAO
      Bro you just admitted to seeking out the ending the game unironically tells you is factually the WORST ending possible X3
      Dude your a freaking GOONER you have no place to whine about something you seemed out.

    • @coda6077
      @coda6077 Před měsícem +11

      @@SteelOnyxYT i watched one of my favorite CZcamsrs playing the game, was like 3 videos on the "bad ending' instead of the love ending 💀

    • @mistral9950
      @mistral9950 Před měsícem +10

      Beginner level. try with a random vtuber video once. Your CZcams recommandation are gonna be flooded by them for the next years

    • @SoulHind
      @SoulHind Před měsícem +1

      @@mistral9950 I had that with femboys...

  • @VanwolfsterLycan
    @VanwolfsterLycan Před 2 měsíci +151

    Analyzing Location: Somewhere in Alabama.

  • @ExE_9808
    @ExE_9808 Před 2 měsíci +130

    Im not sure what rabbit hole lead me to these types of videos but before anyone asks for the sauce of the image. Thats a guy, youre welcome.

  • @barredgrounddove
    @barredgrounddove Před měsícem +18

    "super cute" red ass flag bro

  • @kostyasavicky1622
    @kostyasavicky1622 Před měsícem +68

    UOOOOOH CUNNY CUNNY SISTER😭😭😭😭💢💢💢💢

    • @hundvd_7
      @hundvd_7 Před měsícem

      If she is "goth-ish" then she is way too old to be cunny

    • @S6_043
      @S6_043 Před měsícem +11

      ok.

    • @grimm507
      @grimm507 Před měsícem +5

      Only son average behavior

    • @YohonaIsTired
      @YohonaIsTired Před měsícem +7

      Average blue archive fan:

    • @KenziDTM
      @KenziDTM Před měsícem +12

      top 10 people who need to take a shower

  • @saltukbugrahancokuk
    @saltukbugrahancokuk Před 2 měsíci +47

    she's gonna learn a lifetime lesson in near future

  • @BabySoulHarvester
    @BabySoulHarvester Před měsícem +11

    first comment was probably "send the video anon"

  • @deimudda2130
    @deimudda2130 Před 2 měsíci +71

    Sister is begging him to do it at this point.

  • @BaldianOfIbelin
    @BaldianOfIbelin Před měsícem +19

    Most mentally stable 4Chan user

  • @Nerthos
    @Nerthos Před 2 měsíci +73

    There is only one option left Anon. You know what you must do.

    • @TheONLYFeli0
      @TheONLYFeli0 Před 2 měsíci +66

      Yeah. Seek professional help.

    • @oltimos8888
      @oltimos8888 Před 2 měsíci

      Ask her out and move to alabama* ​@@TheONLYFeli0

    • @PurpleShiki
      @PurpleShiki Před 2 měsíci +8

      Khs

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@PurpleShiki kiss horny sister?

    • @duckgo8755
      @duckgo8755 Před měsícem

      Yeah, go to prison and drop the soap 😂

  • @iMAOusuc
    @iMAOusuc Před 2 měsíci +98

    I meaaaannnnn.... Does he hit?

    • @elwen8525
      @elwen8525 Před 2 měsíci +66

      GET OUT!!!!!!!!

    • @iMAOusuc
      @iMAOusuc Před 2 měsíci +66

      @@elwen8525 ITS A NECESSARY QUESTION TO ASK

    • @emonordestino2830
      @emonordestino2830 Před 2 měsíci +10

      ​@@iMAOusuc GET OUTTA HERE MAN, SHIT, I'M SAYIN'

    • @PerfectDuallity
      @PerfectDuallity Před 2 měsíci +10

      GET OUUUUUUUUUT GET OUUUUUUUT

    • @potato2248
      @potato2248 Před měsícem +15

      Who wouldnt? Be honest guys

  • @Dingbobber
    @Dingbobber Před měsícem +27

    One of God's little tests

  • @Vandarte_translator
    @Vandarte_translator Před 2 měsíci +35

    Never goon. 👊🗿

  • @antinixsupernova
    @antinixsupernova Před měsícem +20

    0:11 i swear if i see my lil bro or a cousin of mine do the ahegao face im finna do smt about it,i AM NOT LETTING THEM CONTINUE DOING THAT SHI-

    • @lukashenrique4295
      @lukashenrique4295 Před měsícem +2

      Man my cousin mande me do it as a joke. I was kind of a normie, haven't used the internet for a couple of years so I wasn't aware of the trendings, he asked me if I could stick my tongue out and look up. He was never a guy to pull pranks so I just did it. Then I got what was going on. We laughed it out but it was embarassing.

    • @antinixsupernova
      @antinixsupernova Před měsícem +1

      @@lukashenrique4295 thats sibling shenanigans lmao.but i aint lettin my lil bro find out about the ahegao face

    • @LunaticCultist15
      @LunaticCultist15 Před měsícem +2

      im gonna give them a lesson alright

  • @ObamaoZedong
    @ObamaoZedong Před 2 měsíci +33

    Oniichan

    • @web3wizard381
      @web3wizard381 Před měsícem

      STOP

    • @Joco999
      @Joco999 Před měsícem

      ​@@web3wizard381Why?
      The "o" in "onii chan" stands for politeness. Otherwise, it would be "nii chan". For example, "o chin chin" is p3nis, but polite.
      The "nii" points at the bigger brother. "Nee" would be used for big sister.
      The "chan" is purely a suffix.

  • @V0NRH1NE
    @V0NRH1NE Před měsícem +13

    I find myself wishing for his sake that there was a "Step" before sister...because I mean, lets be fr here, his sister is the less innocent one in this situation to me lmao, I mean, she knows what she's doing, she has to...(Assuming the story isn't fake) Like, if your brother is an otaku who's never had a girl...he's probably also a porn addict...and so she knows he be watching hentai, and she knows the ahegao thing is hot to him, and she keeps doing it anyway. I think lil freak has incest on the mind or some shit.
    Again thats assuming this is a real story, which it probably isn't 😂

    • @FordRangerClassics
      @FordRangerClassics Před měsícem

      But did the story work for you??

    • @S6_043
      @S6_043 Před měsícem

      BAIT.

    • @V0NRH1NE
      @V0NRH1NE Před měsícem

      @@FordRangerClassics work for me? In what regard?

    • @V0NRH1NE
      @V0NRH1NE Před měsícem +1

      @@S6_043 if this is bait, I have no clue what I would have been intending to catch! (And I probably don't want to lol.)

    • @FordRangerClassics
      @FordRangerClassics Před měsícem

      @@V0NRH1NE like did it do it lol

  • @Mat69420k
    @Mat69420k Před měsícem +4

    a real person making an ahegao face is the most cringe thing ever, even if they're pretty

  • @user-wg7gz6pp4k
    @user-wg7gz6pp4k Před 2 měsíci +36

    Op consider the following english lesson
    Sister
    reSist
    Bruh there's a good chance that whole thing could go south if you tried anything. Don't risk ur little sister like that. Is this not who you've watched grow and held on to lovingly? Is this not who you would risk to protect? Ur not trying to be her biggest predator are you?
    Don't be a monster op, otaku is one thing hikikokamora is another

    • @-WarCriminal-22
      @-WarCriminal-22 Před 2 měsíci +7

      Well at least they got something going on, me and my younger brother don't even talk usually.

    • @af2547
      @af2547 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Tbh I think sleeping pills can solve this dilemma

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 Před měsícem

      ​@@af2547sleeping pills + alcohol can solve many anons' problems

    • @aditi002jens7
      @aditi002jens7 Před měsícem

      Everyone gangsta until it becomes consensual

    • @hundvd_7
      @hundvd_7 Před měsícem +1

      Hikokamora sounds like a mythological monster
      *Hikikomori

  • @allhui5828
    @allhui5828 Před měsícem +7

    Bruh
    I mean, at least he knows its gross

  • @redstonetheanimecat3390
    @redstonetheanimecat3390 Před měsícem +1

    I love how he's not even thinking about doing anything he's just sad the hottest thing a girl has done to him irl was from his sister 😭💀

  • @thecookiemeister5374
    @thecookiemeister5374 Před měsícem +7

    That’s it? That’s the worst greentext story yall have ever seen? Amateurs.

    • @NoNo-xh7ru
      @NoNo-xh7ru Před měsícem +2

      The worst I’ve seen is the one of the guy debeaking an octopus to feed it semen. Blatantly fake but still gross. That’s the worst I’ve seen on youtube anyway, going straight to the source yields worse greentexts every couple of minutes.

  • @tariqnor74
    @tariqnor74 Před 21 dnem +1

    I was so afraid that he was gonna do something devious 💀 let’s just hope he doesn’t actually act upon this

  • @bob_joe48
    @bob_joe48 Před měsícem +16

    Assuming they’re around the same age, I don’t see much wrong with this tbh.

    • @fanscp6421
      @fanscp6421 Před měsícem +13

      Fellow TCoAaL fan,I see.

    • @eriol_shards2815
      @eriol_shards2815 Před měsícem +13

      I was gonna say something, but as i saw your pfp. Yeah makes sense why you wrote this

    • @sleyking123
      @sleyking123 Před měsícem +7

      Why is it always the ones with andrew and leyley pfp?

    • @umboh07
      @umboh07 Před měsícem +5

      pfp checks out

    • @Yummyfood-bz6xf
      @Yummyfood-bz6xf Před měsícem +2

      What the living fuck

  • @chaomasterzero4610
    @chaomasterzero4610 Před měsícem +2

    I doubt anyone’s gonna see this message but as someone who’s currently trying to recover my porn addiction (I think I’m almost a week clean but I try not the think about the number) this is kinda depressing. I don’t think I would see my sister this way but I can see someone in a mental state like this would. Porn really fucks up your brain and I see how a porn addict probably touch deprived teenager with raging hormones would he feel this way. He even mentions that it’s not as easy to be attracted to your sister in real life than in porn. That typa desperation saddens me

  • @MS-zk5fk
    @MS-zk5fk Před měsícem +1

    >Be me
    >Watched a video of 4chan story of a brother and his sister
    >Never wanted to die so badly

  • @walternelson2687
    @walternelson2687 Před 2 měsíci +5

    I got exactly what I came here for but I'm still disappointed in OP.

  • @zenreos3442
    @zenreos3442 Před měsícem +1

    “Still kinda sad this is the hottest thing that has happened to me”
    💀💀💀💀

  • @cokecan6169
    @cokecan6169 Před měsícem +2

    go for it dude

  • @ogfemto
    @ogfemto Před měsícem +2

    >b-but innocent teens!

  • @quebertol
    @quebertol Před měsícem +5

    game is game

  • @Zack-xv2yc
    @Zack-xv2yc Před měsícem +2

    God, this comment section is somehow as insufferable as the video itself.

  • @NoNo-xh7ru
    @NoNo-xh7ru Před měsícem

    The devil sent his finest demons to corrupt this man’s soul

  • @fromant65
    @fromant65 Před měsícem

    Bad day to have reading abilities and hearing

  • @_mystified_
    @_mystified_ Před měsícem

    The future of this story holds... Quite the questionable outcome from what we have seen.

  • @gamingthisera6339
    @gamingthisera6339 Před měsícem +1

    They all need Jesus

  • @Squidgyy_
    @Squidgyy_ Před měsícem

    there is a bad omen of impending doom that is aligned with this story

  • @andybuscus383
    @andybuscus383 Před měsícem +1

    Yeah, that definitely sucks, but I don't get why everyone's gotta clown on anon like that. He's clearly uncomfortable with how he feels. Probably wishes he didn't feel that way, but sometimes feelings will be feelings and you can't just turn them off. If this is real, hope he finds some luck elsewhere, but it's probably fake and gay.

  • @AarninDoesStuff
    @AarninDoesStuff Před měsícem +1

    Time to pull out the ukelele.

  • @leedo2821
    @leedo2821 Před měsícem

    Committing to the bit has led me to places i wouldn't go with a gun

  • @mindbreak666
    @mindbreak666 Před měsícem

    Hyperborea lies beyond your sister's cervix. She knows.

  • @BlackPeggy
    @BlackPeggy Před měsícem +1

    Why the fuck do we need to know that? Not saying this shit costs 0 dollars❗️❗️❗️

  • @BubbleBFDI
    @BubbleBFDI Před měsícem

    Top things that definetly happened because surely if it's in the Internet it has to be true:

  • @Ysumbruh0
    @Ysumbruh0 Před měsícem

    Someone needs to warn that sister to stop before another Alabama moment happens

  • @danielkings2443
    @danielkings2443 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Thanks anon, my day is ruined

  • @itsgrayhour
    @itsgrayhour Před měsícem

    the way my jaw progressively dropped

  • @NotTheShiro
    @NotTheShiro Před měsícem

    The apples really doesn't fall far from a tree... though we can't judge his sister too fast, it's quite weird to do "pranks" like this to your brother

  • @jamtastrophe
    @jamtastrophe Před měsícem

    At least bro has a sis. I am an only child. Always have been.

  • @triangle2582
    @triangle2582 Před měsícem +1

    Sister or Resist?

  • @Strawberry_Soda.
    @Strawberry_Soda. Před 27 dny

    His sister needs to be taught a lesson...

  • @LoneCat2137
    @LoneCat2137 Před měsícem +1

    it should have been me

  • @palbacon6959
    @palbacon6959 Před měsícem +1

    Blue archive ahh 💀💀💀🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

  • @aperson8627
    @aperson8627 Před měsícem

    Even religion cant save bro now, he'll be rejected from all the pearly gates

  • @alphabloodhawk
    @alphabloodhawk Před měsícem

    She's 100 percent in on it, they're both Not Normal.

  • @joeshmuck
    @joeshmuck Před měsícem

    My disappointment in humanity is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

  • @The_Dark_Master
    @The_Dark_Master Před měsícem +2

    God I wish that were me.

  • @getinmyvan847
    @getinmyvan847 Před měsícem +1

    I'll rest easy knowing this is probably fake

  • @ajserok7687
    @ajserok7687 Před měsícem

    What's the anime with the blonde girl that looks like Rin Kagamine and her brother is this black-haired dude? That's what this reminds me of.

  • @mrnasty2757
    @mrnasty2757 Před měsícem

    I was waiting for Dante to interrupt this one….

  • @soulpolska2046
    @soulpolska2046 Před měsícem

    This is a far cry from the worst greentext I have ever seen.

  • @Drunken_Hamster
    @Drunken_Hamster Před měsícem

    Bro is cooked.

  • @brigadegamer9403
    @brigadegamer9403 Před měsícem

    average scenario in anime

  • @dogwater1089
    @dogwater1089 Před měsícem

    The devil is testing this man

  • @Anlbleeding
    @Anlbleeding Před měsícem

    Domain Expansion:Yikes!

  • @yuriyu_h
    @yuriyu_h Před měsícem

    I had to go outside before watching this video

  • @floreroafloreril1458
    @floreroafloreril1458 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Bro seriously what the fuck you gotta talk that shit out with your sister lest she starts "pranking" strangers online.

  • @adude7944
    @adude7944 Před měsícem

    I expected worse

  • @rustedcrabtm6438
    @rustedcrabtm6438 Před 25 dny

    Not even close to the worst.

  • @RedndRFC
    @RedndRFC Před měsícem

    this is a good greentext actually

  • @omegapocalypse3648
    @omegapocalypse3648 Před měsícem

    Am I the only one that just feels bad for him?

  • @IMMA_MINER
    @IMMA_MINER Před měsícem

    Average sane 4chan user:

  • @brandoncrabtree6632
    @brandoncrabtree6632 Před měsícem

    "No female contact otaku."
    Oh no.

  • @qiangwang8672
    @qiangwang8672 Před měsícem

    Is the sister younger than him? If that's the case things could be pretty bad, not saying that if she's older it gets any better.

  • @Minizu4
    @Minizu4 Před měsícem

    SWEET HOME ALABAMA

  • @Mart-E12
    @Mart-E12 Před měsícem +1

    Wincest

  • @AW.7475
    @AW.7475 Před měsícem

    Porn out there ruining lives

  • @americanboot7818
    @americanboot7818 Před měsícem

    This totally happened

  • @visionaeon
    @visionaeon Před měsícem

    My little sister can't be this cute (Oreimo and shit)

  • @L3_Kuri
    @L3_Kuri Před měsícem

    🥲
    My eyes.
    My ears
    🥲

  • @somesassybrat305
    @somesassybrat305 Před měsícem

    Otaku
    Sister acting lewd
    Oh no.

  • @mr.zoftex6267
    @mr.zoftex6267 Před měsícem

    I don’t think this one is fake

  • @theobserver3299
    @theobserver3299 Před měsícem

    Your right, this is the worst

  • @jaoofy
    @jaoofy Před měsícem

    Bro must be one of the strongest gooners in history, what the hell is an ahego???

  • @hodayfa000h
    @hodayfa000h Před měsícem

    Tbh, i don't find that face disgusting, just weird, hella weird, if i saw someone doing it i would want to leave asap

  • @chevyhuh
    @chevyhuh Před 28 dny

    Game is game lil bro fr 💀💀🙏

  • @minebenderj2227
    @minebenderj2227 Před měsícem

    Anon needs to take his meds

  • @ExPotato6000
    @ExPotato6000 Před měsícem

    She thinks its funny bcs when she does it hed get annoyed/dusgus so she does it but to anon its smegsy😆

  • @fafs67
    @fafs67 Před měsícem

    What the actual _fuck_ did I just watch

  • @MrTNT49
    @MrTNT49 Před měsícem

    Get my boy a girl asap

  • @catttsshar4y8
    @catttsshar4y8 Před 2 měsíci

    This is 100% real guys

  • @TheEggAlmighty
    @TheEggAlmighty Před měsícem

    Yucky wucky