I know my joke is trash but i appreciate your content Joke: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
Q: What is the difference between Tottenham Hotspur and a cup of tea? A: The tea stays in the cup longer! Q: What do I have in common with Tottenham? A: Next week, we'll both be watching the Champions League final on television.
Love the content razz here are some stupid jokes 1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.” 2. What's a duck's favorite snack? Quackers. 3. I once saw a camel with no humps. I asked the owner, "How does he store water?" The owner replied, "He doesn't. He's a horse." 4.What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye, matey. 5.What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "Breathe, you fool, breathe!" 6. What is the difference between this video and harry kane?, This video has a title
Did you knew that in Spider-Man far from from Peter woke up in the Netherlands with a Holland football top on because the actors name is Tom Holland😹😹😹
I know my joke is trash but i appreciate your content
Joke: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.😂
Bro went on google
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Why Does 10 Plus 10 And 11 Plus 11 Equals The Same Thing
Beacause 10 Plus 10 Is 20 &11 Plus 11 Is 20 Too
Harry Kane is more cursed than ishowspeed cursing and barking
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How does a penguin build a house
Igloos it together😂😂😂
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Bros has same pfp
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Q: What is the difference between Tottenham Hotspur and a cup of tea? A: The tea stays in the cup longer!
Q: What do I have in common with Tottenham? A: Next week, we'll both be watching the Champions League final on television.
Lol in my opinion this should win but I aint razz
This SHOULD win!
I know that joke
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the GOAT’s house.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken
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I love your videos man keep up the good work
Razz to make this video's more interesting please take this teams to a head to head match
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"Van donkey" got me💀
We love your videos❤
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My funniest joke. How teachers get the class quite. Say speak now if you think Tottenham will win a trophy in the next 10000000 years
lame
Lame
Decent
Kinda lame
Razz has hair 😂
What is the opesad of blue
Red
Love the content razz here are some stupid jokes 1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
2. What's a duck's favorite snack? Quackers.
3. I once saw a camel with no humps. I asked the owner, "How does he store water?" The owner replied, "He doesn't. He's a horse."
4.What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye, matey.
5.What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "Breathe, you fool, breathe!"
6. What is the difference between this video and harry kane?, This video has a title
Last one was certified cooking
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Ans reality 😂😂😂
What do you call an okay factory?
A satisfactory. 🤣
a man goes on another’s rooftop,
he asks, why are you on my roof?
he said this one’s on the house
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What falls but never needs a bandage?
The rain
Why did the ice cream goto church? Cause it was A Sundae
Bro rizzing up every girl with that haircut and that beard
Bro used the 2014 team for 2011😂
One little two little three little indian,
Jake and jill when up the hill,
Baba black happy anywolf
LAUGHHHHHH YOUUUUU MOTHEFFFFFFF
Two flies are playing football in a saucer. One says to the other: ‘Make an effort, we’re playing in the cup tomorrow. 😂
baka has been developing
A man walks into a café, carrying a large chunk of concrete and says, give me a coffee and one for the road
What is more amazing than a talking dog
A spelling bee
Daddy rizz with another banga😩
Subscribed😊
4:43 I thought bro was gulit gang😮
Me too bro😅😅
I really thought it was gullit lol but its ake i think
Who let Razzhd cook😂😂
My joke: Shall i tell a joek about pizza? Oh no its too cheesy
bro said VIRGIL VAN DONKEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
whats black burnt and sits at the top of the stairs?
steven hawking in a house fire.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me!"
What did the nose say to the finger
Stop picking on me😂😂😂
Why did the chicken cross the road to see the goat knock knock
Eid Mubarak ❤🎉
What did the baby raisin say to the dad raisin? You did a great job raisin me.
A book fell on my head:I have only my shelf to blame
This is Ishowpeed
Back yards:Perfect
Charity Match TRRRRRAAASH
Which bird doesn 't style their hair ?
A bald eagle.
What a banger keep it up❤🎉
Razz what’s the difference between this video and Kane this video has a trophy 😂😂😂
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car
Carlos
What do u call Mr Bean when he is sleeping
SOYA BEAN 😂😂😂😂😂
What did the punching bag say to the boxer baby hit my one more time 😂
What is one leg plus one leg
2legs
Razz Is the type of guy to want to kiss ngolos head 😂😂😂
Q: Who loves bald men
A: razz
Razz I'm just a kid but things u have taught me ....Van djikk😅
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What the shrek trifikeelt😊 9:25
The funniest joke is I have a lot of fc24 coins 😂
The funniest jokes hahahahaha u laughed 😅
What do you call a cat that is a fish a catfish😂😂😂
Razz is the best CZcamsr
what did the horse say after he tripped
help i've fallen and cant giddyup
Can you do 1 Champions League winner from every year
knock knock who’s there ya ya who YAHOOOOO
What do you call a deer with no eye
No I deer😂
The goat of fifa is given money again thx
The funniest joke:
RazzHD haters😂😂
*Dont steal it tho*
knock knock
who's there
woo
woo who?
that's the sound of the police
R9 hair is so bad that kante Zidane can laugh at it
What's Ronaldo's Favorite Fruit?
An Orange
Why?
Because it has Vitamin C (SUIIIIIIIII)
My joke:why did the tomato turn red ? Because it saw the salad dressing hahahaha
R9 haircut left the chat
What does Ben Laden say when he sneezes
A Cjew
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WE WANT THE NODDLE RONALDO HAIR CMON
Why does the UK not play chess vc they don't have a queen😂
Razz fans assemble
Razz is the goat
My joke: My mum is so old she doesn't even compare to how long spurs have gone without a trophy
From 2008😂😂
I bet this dude is ganna pay in ruppies💀💀💀
What is brown and when it falls out of a tree your table is broken?
your table😂
Knock knock who’s there, Joe, Joe, Joe, mama
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Ketchup!
What did you say you sent of the seagull nothing it just waved
Why are ninjas so sniky.because they were the sneakers.lov the vids
What do sprinters eat before they race?
Nothing. They fast.
Knock Knock
who's there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel
Bro just laigdw6 like what😂
Me: what do you call a fly with no wings
You: what
Me: a walk 😂 2:23
how do trees access the internet they log on
The funniest joke ever
Did you knew that in Spider-Man far from from Peter woke up in the Netherlands with a Holland football top on because the actors name is Tom Holland😹😹😹
Razz your the best
What do you call razz and dazz razzaledazz
You should make a song
what did the magnet say to the other magnet anser lets stick toghether
why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
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How do chickens say hello hhheeelllloooooo
what noise makes pig; jong jong
what noise makes cow; here's the homework