I know my joke is trash but i appreciate your content Joke: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
Q: What is the difference between Tottenham Hotspur and a cup of tea? A: The tea stays in the cup longer! Q: What do I have in common with Tottenham? A: Next week, we'll both be watching the Champions League final on television.
Love the content razz here are some stupid jokes 1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.” 2. What's a duck's favorite snack? Quackers. 3. I once saw a camel with no humps. I asked the owner, "How does he store water?" The owner replied, "He doesn't. He's a horse." 4.What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye, matey. 5.What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "Breathe, you fool, breathe!" 6. What is the difference between this video and harry kane?, This video has a title
Did you knew that in Spider-Man far from from Peter woke up in the Netherlands with a Holland football top on because the actors name is Tom Holland😹😹😹
Man : Hello 911. Officer : Yes sir what is the issue? Man : Sir, I think my best friend is dead. Officer : Okay sir, but first you have to make sure your friend is dead. (Sound of Gunshots) Man : Okay now what? 😂😂😂😂😂
Love the video razz just saying ❤ but anyway my joke is: a man walks into a bar and at the entrance a nun is stood with a sign that reads “alcohol is a sin!”. the man then says to the woman “how can you prove alcohol is a sin without trying it?”(she is a nun therefore she cannot drink). she then replies “you have a point there.”the man then suggests “ ill buy you a drink and if you like it, you have to stop your alcoholic protest” she then agrees to this and follows the man into the bar and tries a drink. she agrees that she likes it and agrees to stop the protest and leaves the bar. a while later the bartender leans over the counter and says to the man “your the 10th guy ive seen come in here with that nun and buy her a drink”
I know my joke is trash but i appreciate your content
Joke: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.😂
Bro went on google
@@RyanMatutu Who won't?
Why Does 10 Plus 10 And 11 Plus 11 Equals The Same Thing
Beacause 10 Plus 10 Is 20 &11 Plus 11 Is 20 Too
Harry Kane is more cursed than ishowspeed cursing and barking
A new banger from razz 🔥🔥
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Razz back with a banger
Love the content Razz
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the GOAT’s house.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken
How does a penguin build a house
Igloos it together😂😂😂
bruh e have the same profile
@@DCM_Editz123 Bruh Well Erm 😐
Bros has same pfp
We love your videos❤
Q: What is the difference between Tottenham Hotspur and a cup of tea? A: The tea stays in the cup longer!
Q: What do I have in common with Tottenham? A: Next week, we'll both be watching the Champions League final on television.
Lol in my opinion this should win but I aint razz
This SHOULD win!
I know that joke
Great vids
My funniest joke. How teachers get the class quite. Say speak now if you think Tottenham will win a trophy in the next 10000000 years
lame
Lame
Decent
Kinda lame
Under an hour gang
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Love the content razz here are some stupid jokes 1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
2. What's a duck's favorite snack? Quackers.
3. I once saw a camel with no humps. I asked the owner, "How does he store water?" The owner replied, "He doesn't. He's a horse."
4.What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye, matey.
5.What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "Breathe, you fool, breathe!"
6. What is the difference between this video and harry kane?, This video has a title
Last one was certified cooking
I love your videos man keep up the good work
Razz to make this video's more interesting please take this teams to a head to head match
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What is the opesad of blue
Red
One little two little three little indian,
Jake and jill when up the hill,
Baba black happy anywolf
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What a banger keep it up❤🎉
Why did the ice cream goto church? Cause it was A Sundae
Can we appreciate how he has 6 toty
a man goes on another’s rooftop,
he asks, why are you on my roof?
he said this one’s on the house
how do trees access the internet they log on
What falls but never needs a bandage?
The rain
Under 10 mins gang👇👇🔥🔥
Banger video 🎉
My joke: Shall i tell a joek about pizza? Oh no its too cheesy
"Van donkey" got me💀
What did you say you sent of the seagull nothing it just waved
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call an okay factory?
A satisfactory. 🤣
This is Ishowpeed
Back yards:Perfect
Charity Match TRRRRRAAASH
4:43 I thought bro was gulit gang😮
Me too bro😅😅
I really thought it was gullit lol but its ake i think
A man walks into a café, carrying a large chunk of concrete and says, give me a coffee and one for the road
what did the magnet say to the other magnet anser lets stick toghether
knock knock who’s there ya ya who YAHOOOOO
Love your videos
whats black burnt and sits at the top of the stairs?
steven hawking in a house fire.
Your the best rizzler in CZcams
Razz has hair 😂
What did the engine say to the car drum vrumm look at that bady
Two flies are playing football in a saucer. One says to the other: ‘Make an effort, we’re playing in the cup tomorrow. 😂
Bro rizzing up every girl with that haircut and that beard
You should make a song
A book fell on my head:I have only my shelf to blame
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Ans reality 😂😂😂
My joke:why did the tomato turn red ? Because it saw the salad dressing hahahaha
Razz your the best
Razz Is the type of guy to want to kiss ngolos head 😂😂😂
why did the chichen croos the road to make himself bald
baka has been developing
what did the horse say after he tripped
help i've fallen and cant giddyup
What did the baby raisin say to the dad raisin? You did a great job raisin me.
Why does the UK not play chess vc they don't have a queen😂
What did the punching bag say to the boxer baby hit my one more time 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road to see the goat knock knock
What is a chicken with no lage
What do u call Mr Bean when he is sleeping
SOYA BEAN 😂😂😂😂😂
What is one leg plus one leg
2legs
Did you knew that in Spider-Man far from from Peter woke up in the Netherlands with a Holland football top on because the actors name is Tom Holland😹😹😹
Q:What does messi and a magician have in common?
A:They ar both good at hat-tricks
What did the nose say to the finger
Stop picking on me😂😂😂
What's Ronaldo's Favorite Fruit?
An Orange
Why?
Because it has Vitamin C (SUIIIIIIIII)
My joke: My mum is so old she doesn't even compare to how long spurs have gone without a trophy
From 2008😂😂
Knock knock who’s there, Joe, Joe, Joe, mama
Which bird doesn 't style their hair ?
A bald eagle.
What do you call razz and dazz razzaledazz
Razz is the goat
What did the triangle say to the circle? "You're pointless".
Knock Knock
who's there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel
R9 hair is so bad that kante Zidane can laugh at it
Razz I'm just a kid but things u have taught me ....Van djikk😅
Bro used the 2014 team for 2011😂
Eid Mubarak ❤🎉
R9 haircut left the chat
What the shrek trifikeelt😊 9:25
Razz what’s the difference between this video and Kane this video has a trophy 😂😂😂
That is a cool team
Daddy rizz with another banga😩
Subscribed😊
The goat of fifa is given money again thx
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me!"
Who is the online number jersey CR 9
Bro just laigdw6 like what😂
What do sprinters eat before they race?
Nothing. They fast.
The funniest joke:
RazzHD haters😂😂
*Dont steal it tho*
Bayern Munich be like 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 buy this striker(Harry Kane) nothing for us lad this season
Me: what do you call a fly with no wings
You: what
Me: a walk 😂 2:23
what noise makes pig; jong jong
what noise makes cow; here's the homework
What is more amazing than a talking dog
A spelling bee
How do chickens say hello hhheeelllloooooo
Nock nock “who’s there” potato “potato what” potato chicken “🌚”
When razz get Cr7 and halland Messi and mbape fans were crying in the side
What did the horse say when he or she tripped
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up
Man : Hello 911.
Officer : Yes sir what is the issue?
Man : Sir, I think my best friend is dead.
Officer : Okay sir, but first you have to make sure your friend is dead.
(Sound of Gunshots)
Man : Okay now what?
😂😂😂😂😂
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing it just waved.
knock knock
who's there
woo
woo who?
that's the sound of the police
Love the video razz just saying ❤ but anyway my joke is: a man walks into a bar and at the entrance a nun is stood with a sign that reads “alcohol is a sin!”. the man then says to the woman “how can you prove alcohol is a sin without trying it?”(she is a nun therefore she cannot drink). she then replies “you have a point there.”the man then suggests “ ill buy you a drink and if you like it, you have to stop your alcoholic protest” she then agrees to this and follows the man into the bar and tries a drink. she agrees that she likes it and agrees to stop the protest and leaves the bar. a while later the bartender leans over the counter and says to the man “your the 10th guy ive seen come in here with that nun and buy her a drink”
What do you call a cat that is a fish a catfish😂😂😂
What do you what do you call a chicken cross the road