So, let me get this straight. Jerma's 1-second "Hey guys, Jerma985 here" bit caused him to - Crash into a lightpole, irreparably damaging the car - In the process of fixing it, he managed to push it away, forcing him to chase it - After abandoning it, he decides to just walk to the next station - During that time, he gets attacked by a feral rabbit and spends time trying to shoot it with an _unloaded_ gun - Chat convinces him to _drink oil_ - He finds a bus, but since he previously drank all his oil, he can't fuel it, and is forced to restart what a quality Jerma moment
Not just soundboard even , it has real gameplay stuff too , like when he spends 15 minutes pissing to stop his car overheating , or the constant turds he finds in his car
A game that desperately requires someone with a modicum of intelligence given to a man who thinks putting three different fuel types into a car will make it go.
Two different fuels and oil. Granted, putting oil and gas mixture isn't unheard of, some two-stroke engines use it, but I've never seen a car operate with such a mixture.
At one point he needed 3% oil and put in 8%, it still drove, he almost filled something with water several times, and drank alot of stuff he shouldn't drink, its amazing he stayed alive at all
Everytime Jerma says something like "No I don't wanna do it I'm not gonna do it," I expect it to immediately cut to him doing exactly what he's trying to sandbag.
Dang he literally streamed this yesterday , but then again once you edit out him stubbornly walking through the desert for 2 hours I bet it was light work lol, keep up the good work Dazza
the combination of chat tricking jerma into pressing the fart button and then him being utterly terrified at random animal noises had me actually crying. thank you so much for this upload
Early in the stream: I'm so clean I bathe, I shower, I wash my under-armpits..." Later: I haven't brushed my teeth for 8 or 9 days, my teeth are green, wanna see?
I love how just before he crashes looking into the mirror, you can tell he was thinking about doing it cuz he moves the camera up towards it a little and then moves it back.
@@lukeolfert9010 Lol I know this because I am a fit guy. The majority of my daily energy comes from my nutrition and workout routine. And I know from experience that the more you lift and workout, the more conscious you become of your body, it's never enough. As I previously stated, sublimation is the process of turning an insecurity or any sort of negative emotion into a positive. Don't be so quick to judge.
The moment where the mutant rabbit thing screeched out of nowhere and then brained itself on Jerma's garage by the time he saw it was incredible. This game is nuts.
Warts suck dude, they happen kinda randomly even if you're clean. I've gotten one on both my index finger and pinky and of course the way you get rid of them is really not cool well I guess it is cool since it literally gets frozen off but it's not fun.
I once got a cluster of three warts on the ball of my left foot. I had to walk on the side of my foot for a month until the treatments killed them. I remember just one day feeling a tiny little painless bump of skin and then the next day it was a set of painful warts. I started feeling around my other foot and it also had the small not painful bump, so I cut that skin off and spared myself.
oof yeah I got one when I was younger Between my big toe and second toe and I had to get it frozen off and it felt like it was both freezing cold and burning. worst feeling I had felt at that time.
I had one on my index finger I just kept cutting it off and it kept regrowing and one day it didn't grow back and that's the only wart I've had so I consider myself lucky.
I was eating lunch in front of my mom with the video on and just happens the burping and pissing part. I couldn't stop laughing seeing her reaction of that
at 16:45 when he looked in the mirror and said “JERMA985 HERE” i was dyyyying bro he got lost for SOOO long after that and kept refusing to restart the game for like 2 hours 😭
he finds the bike and tries to use it like 30 minutes in and only finds out how to use it 5 hours later by ruining a perfectly good car and the engine of the car
I'm losing it over the fact he somehow heard 'Milkshake' by Kelis in the sound of his car ignition failing, then almost started to sing it himself. What an absolute PSYCHO of a streamer! (Timestamp - 6:00)
There were so many highlights in this stream that I've separated it into two vids. Part 2 should be out tomorrow :)
how do you edit these so quick
i watched this one live, all i could think was hot damn dazza is gonna have a field day with these highlights lmfaoo
Thank you! :D
You're the best dawg, keep it up
I was there the entire stream and I can say you got almost all of the parts that I was just DYING to see a clip video of
i love how that “JERMA985 HERE” bit ended up creating a never-ending domino effect of mishaps and bugs which slowed down the pace of the entire stream
So, let me get this straight. Jerma's 1-second "Hey guys, Jerma985 here" bit caused him to
- Crash into a lightpole, irreparably damaging the car
- In the process of fixing it, he managed to push it away, forcing him to chase it
- After abandoning it, he decides to just walk to the next station
- During that time, he gets attacked by a feral rabbit and spends time trying to shoot it with an _unloaded_ gun
- Chat convinces him to _drink oil_
- He finds a bus, but since he previously drank all his oil, he can't fuel it, and is forced to restart
what a quality Jerma moment
can’t fuel it with oil anyway
What an adventure
@@azzz..6 nah i use wd-40, fixes everything
True domino effect
Buses ain't America. They don't run on Oil, they run on diesel. At least most do.
16:30 “HeY JeRmA985 hErE” *car crashes into a pole at 90mph*
The thought of someone actually dying like that made me cry of laughter
collinslogan 01 I’m going to constantly fight the urge to say that into the mirror when I’m driving now
@@jf4156 Stop light time
Yeah that's how Jerma984 died.
J F hi fellow jf
I cried laughing to that was amazing😂😂
>“I’m a clean person”
>Proceeds to piss everywhere two minutes later
Jerma doesn't understand human customs.
This game is the alternate timeline where instead of using a hot-air balloon, Jerma drove to Las Vegas.
he already did that in the crew tho I think
@@Roi985 that was a simulation, this is the real deal
Can confirm this is what it’s like on the highway from CA to Vegas
it literally gets 114 in vegas in the summer i hate it here 😭😭
That's what I did from Virginia. Exactly like this.
The perfect Jerma game, finally. There's a burp fart piss soundboard built right in
Not just soundboard even , it has real gameplay stuff too , like when he spends 15 minutes pissing to stop his car overheating , or the constant turds he finds in his car
“I’m a clean person”
“I didn’t properly shower until I was 30”
He bought cans of 2-1 shampoo/conditioner. Who buys cans.
A game that desperately requires someone with a modicum of intelligence given to a man who thinks putting three different fuel types into a car will make it go.
Two different fuels and oil.
Granted, putting oil and gas mixture isn't unheard of, some two-stroke engines use it, but I've never seen a car operate with such a mixture.
At one point he needed 3% oil and put in 8%, it still drove, he almost filled something with water several times, and drank alot of stuff he shouldn't drink, its amazing he stayed alive at all
@@Aurelius_unofficial This is the effect that Jerma-jokes have on the brain
the best part of this game hands down has to be the ability to rip ass mercilessly
cactusSeeds not just rip ass. But belch like a lion at the same time
“seems like you’re the one in my way” *rips a massive fart*
Jerma has the strongest fight or flight instinct of any human
Everytime Jerma says something like "No I don't wanna do it I'm not gonna do it," I expect it to immediately cut to him doing exactly what he's trying to sandbag.
Best stream 2020, literally nothing can be better than this
-We got warts
-We got Stupid Jerma
-We got a stupid fun game
Yeah but did you see todays?
@キイキイ he never even showed up, but yeah good point
@キイキイ that one didnt even happen yet
@キイキイ but actually todays was super good, he was a guest on a show where they call scammers and they did old person voices for over two hours
@@chiralanomalous2904 lol but tomorrow's stream did happen yet
Dang he literally streamed this yesterday , but then again once you edit out him stubbornly walking through the desert for 2 hours I bet it was light work lol, keep up the good work Dazza
That is an awesome username
HEY GUYS JERMA985 HERE
👁 👃 👁
👄
Bogan 👀
Boban
the most interesting man in the world
with another tee ef 2 gaaaameplay...
@@2Dtube1 been a long ass time since I've heard him say that
the combination of chat tricking jerma into pressing the fart button and then him being utterly terrified at random animal noises had me actually crying. thank you so much for this upload
Jerma showers, he bathes,
@キイキイ no
goes under the armpits too, YOU DONT
He goes like *THIS,* like *THAT,*
That rabbit thing scared the shit out of me when I first heard it, I thought it was the lady in the basement coming for him
Early in the stream: I'm so clean I bathe, I shower, I wash my under-armpits..."
Later: I haven't brushed my teeth for 8 or 9 days, my teeth are green, wanna see?
Is it just me or was he particularly hilarious this steam
nope, i watched the entire vod and he was just......fucking hilarious
He’s finally at 100%
With the whole cleanliness bit Jerma feels the most Bostonian he's been in a long time. Maybe it's just the way he said balls.
He actually poured oil into the gas tank
I love how he doesn't notice the enormous turd jutting out of the table the moment after he discovers the shit button, or any of the other turds
Wait, about that sudden, unexpected wart...
Is Jerma transforming into Super Toad, the compact yet vivacious ally of Super Frog?
Giant Enemy Toad
This was such a top tier stream. Easily a contender for best of the year
Buff Ren and Stimpy pls
I love how just before he crashes looking into the mirror, you can tell he was thinking about doing it cuz he moves the camera up towards it a little and then moves it back.
I can't tell if Jerma has always had serious body image issues or if chat just drove him into getting them.
Trade secret, if you're a guy who actively works out, you probably have body image issues. It's called sublimation.
@@lukeolfert9010 Lol I know this because I am a fit guy. The majority of my daily energy comes from my nutrition and workout routine. And I know from experience that the more you lift and workout, the more conscious you become of your body, it's never enough. As I previously stated, sublimation is the process of turning an insecurity or any sort of negative emotion into a positive. Don't be so quick to judge.
Streamer retires due to gamer finger injury
"Ah, I'm injured, I can't record today!"
Bro holy crap it's the "Reaperism" guy LMAAOOOOOOOO!
Lmao its the reaperism dude. How'd that manifesto go buddy? Get your empire sharing the world with Japan yet?
21:00 HOW DID HE DO IT SO PERFECTLY
I'd say this stream is second to the Casino Inc stream for top of 2020
I wonder if pasta italiano can be in a jerma rumble
I can't believe Casino Inc was in 2020, it feels like a Jerma certified classic
@@Kittyapoc We're in the "good old days" right now. Make the most of it!
FortressFinale I need a new trailah!
@@Kittyapoc I actually thought that was last year, holy shit. We're still stuck in 2020
Man i keep forgetting how old he actually is
It's because he's so spry and youthful
He has a really young face and a full head of hair.
35 is not that old tbh.
@@1SpicyMeataball spoken like a 36 year old
jerma chasing after his car reminds me of the episode futurama where they shoot bender out at terminal velocity and cant catch up to him anymore
5:03 OW! MY GAMER WART!!
Only Jerma can make me laugh my ass off at puerile humor like it’s high class comedy.
*zoned out* "HEY JERMA985 HERE" *crashes*
Jerma has week baby boy hands like a small child
*Heavy has entered the chat*
The moment where the mutant rabbit thing screeched out of nowhere and then brained itself on Jerma's garage by the time he saw it was incredible. This game is nuts.
So many moments in this game where Jerma does something and i'm like "Thats probably not gonna work." and then it works.
>hits a bolder on the streets with full force and flies through the air
>"what"
Warts suck dude, they happen kinda randomly even if you're clean. I've gotten one on both my index finger and pinky and of course the way you get rid of them is really not cool well I guess it is cool since it literally gets frozen off but it's not fun.
I once got a cluster of three warts on the ball of my left foot. I had to walk on the side of my foot for a month until the treatments killed them. I remember just one day feeling a tiny little painless bump of skin and then the next day it was a set of painful warts. I started feeling around my other foot and it also had the small not painful bump, so I cut that skin off and spared myself.
oof yeah I got one when I was younger Between my big toe and second toe and I had to get it frozen off and it felt like it was both freezing cold and burning. worst feeling I had felt at that time.
キイキイ
same lmao. I was told to leave it alone but I couldn’t help it so I picked at it with a knife and it went away, leaving nothing.
I had one on my index finger I just kept cutting it off and it kept regrowing and one day it didn't grow back and that's the only wart I've had so I consider myself lucky.
his John Wick voice sounds like Limmy doing an American accent
compact streamer warns his chat not to take their eyes off the road, dies after taking his eyes off the road
16:33
Nearly pissed myself from laughing. The situational irony is just on point
Local streamer tries to overcome his gaming wart disability
I was eating lunch in front of my mom with the video on and just happens the burping and pissing part. I couldn't stop laughing seeing her reaction of that
at 16:45 when he looked in the mirror and said “JERMA985 HERE” i was dyyyying bro he got lost for SOOO long after that and kept refusing to restart the game for like 2 hours 😭
dumb game, dumb streamer, torturous experience. and I didn't miss a second of the stream, didn't pause once.
Ofc you have a yoko tAro pic
reminder that the explosion at 26:39 was so loud in the stream that I imagine Dazza HAD to turn it down for the vod highlight reel
Yep, making my viewers deaf isn't really priority for me
@@SuperDazza It should be.
"OW, MY *GAMER WART* "
Can't believe he actually admitted that he only showers once a week. Not even scrubbing his armpits too!
People watching this should know that these “gags” of him losing the car lasted hours each time
This game is set in my hometown so proud to see it in a Jerma stream
yo say hi to courage the cowardly dog for me
2:18 He's so clean like a money machine
god this is a PERFECT jerma game
twitch chat makes local streamer drink OIL on stream
I am not a squeamish individual, I have seen crime photos of Ted Bundy's victims, but that wart was genuinely disgusting and I'm glad he censored it
Local streamer runs out of water and drinks his own pee
"Oil is the earth's blood."
-Maniac Oil and Gas Tycoon, 1941
SuperDazza might be one of my favorite CZcams Chanels.
2nd to Jerma.
But which one is taller?
@@kristinawhynot6015 Dazza doesn't want us to know he's secretly shorter than Jerma.
Why was this janky game with almost nothing in it so entertaining and engaging?
It's so worth playing
this stream was so good that even him walking in the desert was entertaining
Seeing him put oil in the gas tank caused me physical pain.
i love how jerma's reaction to a wart is the same as a teenager's reaction to a pimple ON PICTURE DAY
Dude, you're so on it. Wayyyy faster than the main highlights channel. Keep it up brother.
You know its a good stream when he starts it with a story about a minor injury.
Woah, jerma is 35? I remember him being 33 a week ago
Damn this was quick. Amazing job
TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE
TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE
"Press 'B' for balance" LMFAO
i un-ironically love Jerma's Keanu Reeves impression
Disabled dwarven streamer overcomes adversity and wins big
this is such a jerma game
Jerma: I'm not gonna ever show my hand on stream (proceeds to show disgusting part of hand 5 seconds later)
Why did I have to pick this video to watch while eating
he finds the bike and tries to use it like 30 minutes in and only finds out how to use it 5 hours later by ruining a perfectly good car and the engine of the car
Jerma closely inspecting a turd and realizing it gets me sooo good
Jerma has gamer warts
Holy moly that's some quick editing.
When a highlight video is half an hour long you know it's gonna be great
I'm losing it over the fact he somehow heard 'Milkshake' by Kelis in the sound of his car ignition failing, then almost started to sing it himself. What an absolute PSYCHO of a streamer!
(Timestamp - 6:00)
Those jack rabbits were actually terridying
I hate how hard I laughed when he got scared by the spider then proceeded to fucking wash it LMAO
Probably the best steam this year, so far
very challenging stream to drink hot milk to
jerma honestly looks great
7:50 hereditary
Joel has to play this one
He did a couple days ago
@@JeanMarceaux yea, I was there. Went just as expected lol
@@absalondebarvac3715 that's epic
Streamer reimagines Ari Aster's brutal "Hereditary" head banging scene as a one act play
In the desert, Jerma walks
My man deadass poured oil into the gas tank.
Thank you dazza
This was legit one of my favorite streams in Jerma history and I don't really know why.
this has to be a best stream of 2020 nom
is this the sequel to my summer car?
The speed of your highlight vids being made is shocking and kind of scary. Are you a robot?
I promise I am real human, I have skin
@@SuperDazza Lizards also have skin, are you sure you are not a lizard?
@@SuperDazza but is it your skin?
skin
@@SuperDazza Skeeeeeeeen.
Thanks dude for making this, just the right amount of content.
where does he find all these off kilter low budget weird ass games
this one is getting popular, i boubt he played this bc of any other reason
CallMeKevin played it, like, two years ago.
Thanks a lot for this edits, I missed the first half of the stream and you releasing highlights of it means a lot to me
holy shit i was crying at 16 mins
7:55 Hereditary (2018)