LYING ON YOUR RESUME
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- čas přidán 27. 08. 2024
- Have you ever lied or "embellished" on a resume?
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My mom hires people all the time and had thousands of resumees on her desk. Once she was looking for a doctor to hire and one had the right qualifications but his picture was of him and three beautiful women in front of a luxury car. She didn't like that but she decided to let him come for an interview just to ask about the picture and maybe give him the advice to not use that picture anymore. The guy came in and was super nice and charismatic and when my mom asked him about the picture it turned out the women were his wife and two daughters and the car was his and they just made this super nice family portrait and he liked it so much he put it on his resumee. My mom really liked the attitude and they continued the interviev and in the end she hired him. He really wasn't the macho poser guy she thought he would be. 😄
Hope she still have him the tip though,
unless she never wanted him to get an interview anywhere else 😂
Your mum sounds like a petty mysandrist.
Immediately assuming the worst about this man.
She works in HR doesnt she? (Maybe for a hospital)
Where all the women like that end up. The cancer of the mid level corporate culture.
At least that gave the perfect example of not everything is what it seems
This is Literally, don’t judge a book by its cover
Sounds like someone else likes his charisma 😉🤫
One time I received a resume that had only one job in their history and it was for Ripley’s amusement park and all the job responsibilities listed was “push button to make customer take off” and that was it. No embellishments. No other skills. No other words.
Ensure client safety. Maintains scheduled workload. lol
What more do you need?
At least you know they're honest😂
3 words to describe yourself-
Honest, straightforward, concise😂😂😂
*excellent time management skills (the brevity of their resume)
*able to perform independently in a customer service environment (I doubt he needed supervision lol)
*ability to provide precise and direct summaries 🤣
I had a referee of mine tell a potential employer when asked "what would you say are Jess' weaknesses" and she flat out said "she has a low tolerance for incompetent people, but I don't necessarily think that's a weakness"
So you can only work in environments where everyone is competent and can do everything perfectly? The mark of a good worker / professional is being able to perform adequately even when everyone sucks.
@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme If someone is incompetent at their job someone else will have to finish their work. Expecting people to be decent at what they get paid to do is not the same as expecting perfection.
@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme exactly it's the same with patience, you are not patient unless your patient while your patience is being tested
@@itsgonnabeanaurfrommei've started working at an online costumer service job about a month ago,one part of the job is to document each chat we have the costumers,which is not what everyone doing and sometimes we just miss it and that's ok!we get dozens of requests per day each,you sure can miss some chat out of 50+ chats🤷♀️
so,a few weeks ago i had a costumer that her order was late,i went to our in charge/bosses right hand and told her "so and so still haven't received her order which was placed this and that date",she told me "compensate her with 20% of her order" i went back,told the costumer we will compensate her and opened a request for a 20% of her order to the back office as one should 🤷♀️
so...a few days pass by and this costumer still haven't received her order (we deliver mostly within 5-7 business days,and it's been 14+ days)
this costumer starts a chat again but this time with another girl from work (the systems gives costumers to whoever is available) and she wants to cancel her or and a full refund-what does the other girl from work?she starts FIGHTING with the costumer!!! you can see that i've documented everything:when she placed the order, when it was supposed to arrive ect'...or you can pull up that information quickly and see the costumer is right! why can't you just say "sorry for the delay i'm cancelling your order immediately"??? this are the co-workers i can't understand🤦♀️
@@itsgonnabeanaurfrommewe aren't asking for perfection, we're asking for people to do the jobs they're paid to do without needing their hand held the whole time.
I freaking loved the frothy milk as a kid. Babychinos weren't a thing then but my mum would get a cappuccino if we went to a coffee shop and let me have the foam from the top.
When I got older, I noticed she would have a flat white and I asked her why she didn't have cappuccino anymore and she told me she didn't like the foamy milk, she only used to get them so I could have the foam. RIP Mum x
This is so sweet!
Awwww that is so lovely! My Dad did this with beer foam, not quite as sweet ha ha
This is the most heart warming thing ever ❤
The under pressure reminds me of my interview with a university for a midwifery degree place. i was in front of a panel of 6 professionals, they asked me what I thought about diversity...I said they're a really good dance group (won Britain's Got Talent years ago) tbe room went silent for a moment before they (thankfully) burst out laughing. It just blurted out of my mouth
Luckily I could tell them what I knew about diversity in a midwifery setting afterwards while dying inside
Got the offer before I got home!
That's hilarious and congrats! I'm actually looking into schooling for being a doula (I decided midwifery is a while away when I'm just now starting college for pre-nursing).
I did something bad in my career. I was a barista at day and bartender at night. 10 years of experience. In one of the restaurant I worked we had cocktails with alcohol and non alcoholic version. It was crazy busy one Saturday evening. I had dozen of cocktails lined up, printer was bit funky cutting ends of words. Someone ordered French Fancy (non-alco) but alcohol version of that was named French Martini. My brain completely ignored second word on the ticket, I made alcohol version. And when everything slowed down, I looked at the table and I saw 6years old drinking alcohol cocktail. I just had voice from the meme in my head: oooooooh I fucked up.
That happened to me as a child once....my parents ordered a couple of umbrella drinks for themselves, and my brother and I ordered a Roy Rogers and a Shirey Temple. Drinks came, my parents muttered to each other how weak the cocktails were. Awhile later, they look over at my brother and I, and noticed we were soused!
Lol you need to do that to the same kid in the video that got the coffee to balance it out
As an experienced Law Clerk I had an interview at another law firm and when asked how fast I could type I said ‘as fast as I need to’. I got the job.
I can’t believe people still ask this question. Everyone types nowadays.
@@Ash_bashI mean they never said when they were asked haha
@@Ash_bash I'm a slow typer despite the fact I've typed heaps, I still think it's a valid question because even someone in their early twenties like me may not be able to type fast at all
My cousin and her mother have different surnames because her parents got divorced and her mom went back to her maiden name. Her entire life, my cousin has listed her mother as a reference for her most recent position and her mom plays along, so no matter what, her references are ALWAYS glowing. 😂
LOL same! Mom got married so we had different last names (I have her last name from birth) and once it changed I started putting her down as a reference. Helped me land a pretty sweet job!
Okay what's the catch, it's still her mom...
@@AutumnSwift2 And moms are happy to lie about being a manager on their kids’ behalf!
I did the same thing with my grandma bc I’d actually worked for her
In one of my previous jobs, I had to call a supplier to get them to email the invoice that was missing, I only did it once. You bet i put "Liase with suppliers and distributors to ensure ongoing positive B2B relationships" on my resume.
I feel like theres a difference between lying and embellishing.
Lets say you put" have experience in sales" If youve never done it, or been around it - Lying. If you were only a cashier or back of house worker at JB hifi, (literally every daily meeting is about sales numbers and focuses, so you pick up a lot) - Embellish.
Can you imagine a 3y/o with a double shot of coffee rattling around inside of them? You'd need a crowbar to get them off the ceiling.
Unless they were ADHD and then it calmed them down. Still not good for their heart, though.
You can only HOPE the mother tried it first to make sure it wasn't too hot for the kid 🤞🤞
At a job interview for an intense role, I was asked if I could handle working under pressure. My response, no word of a lie was "I work better when I'm flogging myself".. I'm sure it was a make or break moment but I then enjoyed years of working with and for them in a great team
I often think about switching jobs. What scares me is that no one would hire me if I decide to answer honestly. I'm a middle-aged woman who's done putting up with bull crap 😅
I have some sad news about literally all jobs.....
just steal
Right? I've worked for myself for 25 years and I dread if I ever have to go work for someone and be interviewed. The last time I interviewed for a job was 1994... I dread to think what they're asking these days and I would just give them a piece of my mind!
I had a referee of mine tell a potential employer when asked "what would you say are Jess' weaknesses" and she flat out said "she has a low tolerance for incompetent people, but I don't necessarily think that's a weakness" 😄
Make two CVs, send them out to a few companies, maybe alter the contact details enough to appear as two distinct people and send to the same companies.
Then see which version of you gets better recieved!
(And let us know, always good to see how non-bland you can be and still be accepted by corporate)
@@samuelmellars7855 that would be brave
manifesting brittany broski to get a ticket to australia to be a guest on this podcast. the energy that would be created in the studio...
received a resume the other day for an administrative position and the work experience was "collects eggs from the chicken coop"
I was asked to hire my replacement...she wasn't qualified and she was honest with me about it. I encouraged her to do what she wanted at our company (which was the original position she applied for) and my boss in HR was trying to push her to take it anyway.
That's when I found out no one wanted my position because it paid 3 times less than what it was worth and she was poaching from another departments resumes...😮
God, I love y’all so much! The way Ryan delivered “With fucking morons” made me burst😂
Mom would just get me an orange flavored latte along with her amaretto one, shots and all. As far as she was told back in the 90s, it might stunt my growth but it was otherwise fine. I had undiagnosed ADHD so instead of going insane like a normal child it helped my brain regulate for a bit so I could have a train of thought instead of just being feral, so I can see why she didn't think it might be an issue lol. From her overburdened and underhelped mom viewpoint it was like "Oh cool, my unending stream of consciousness child shuts the hell up for a couple hours after a coffee, can't be all bad."
I am totally with you both with the attention to detail thing. There is an "e" in my name where the most common spelling doesn't have one. My name could be written right in front of some people, and they will still omit it. It drives me mad.
My name is spelled wrong about half the time, at least it feels like it, and it isn't a complex name. But there's a difference between people casually (or even professionally) typing it out of hundreds of names that day, and someone propositioning you with 'we're going to give you the most direct attention possible!' (BULLSHIT!).
THIS!!! I work with a Tonya and have seen countless replies to emails from her spelling it Tanya. HER NAME IS LITERALLY IN THE EMAIL THEY REPLIED TO!!! 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
@@Ash_bash yes!!! That's the part that drives me mad. It's one thing if my name isn't there, but when it is? C'mon!!!! It's disrespectful.
i have an uncommon last name that ends in k, and it is absolutely constantly spelled with a ck by people… even when i spell it for them!!
… i try not to be a dik about it though
My name is so fkn easy and common (Jack) and it's insane how many times people have put shit like "Jake"
this is so perfectly relevant to my day since i just finished my resume for uni apps!! love y'all
I am a college Registrar. Over the years, I've had MANY potential employers who have a resume with a degree listed to verify it. When I have to say that they don't have the degree they claimed to have, it feels AWFUL even though it's not my fault.
Nah a degree is one of the biggest nos to lie about. Try not to feel bad.
@@SwobyJ Thanks, I know that it's not my fault, but I feel bad and not-bad simultaneously.
This is fascinating to hear - I’ve heard no one checks for the degree. But I guess… sometimes they do?!
I had a family member lie about getting an engineering degree…. He got a job as an engineer for Toyota and worked there for much longer than any of us expected!
I'm more overly honest on mine. Like I literally have on it "You can expect me to pass a drug test OR work well with others. Not both."
I really felt seen and connected by this comment. 👍😁😎😜
Job networks quite literally tell their clients to look at the job ad and copy 'attributes' and other skills the business is looking for and pasting them/rewording them on your own resume. Makes me actually uncomfortable, I refuse to do it because evidently, they will find out.
That's a bit much yeah. But there's nothing wrong with giving the ad very close attention and spending some minutes rewording your resume to include relevant and true enough keywords and concepts.
I recall to this day the batch of resumes my company in response to a job ad. Every one of them made it sound as if the subject was a combination of Gandhi, Mother Theresa, Einstein, and J. S. Bach. Incredible!
My cover letter has always been quirky, and real...1 of 2 things will happen- they see my qualifications, love my personality and think "she'd be awesome to work with"
Or they have poles up their buts and don't like humour- I wouldn't want to work with them anyway.
Win win!! 1
What an AWESOME way to "weed out" the bad employers! 🙌👍
@Green2Red2 I know right!
The company I work for now are an amazing bunch of people, and I absolutely love working with them all 😊
When my son was about three he ate coffee grounds (he's a sensory seeker 😂). They said it was his best day at school ever
I've had people assume i lied on my resume because its all over the place. It includes growing and breeding tobbacco and carnivorous plants, working at a daycare, doing surgery on a pig, applying chemical to potato seed, working in a third grade classroom, selling ducklings, being a officer in sea cadets but not being able to sail, and being head of my highschools gay straight alliance, but also having been fired for being homophobic (because i made a joke about me being bisexaul), and many more.
I've never had a job interview where i havent been hired on the spot, followed by them telling me "you have a really interesting resume" about a few months later
Keep in mind i just turned 20. Its not like i should have much on my resume
lol that's a lot for 20. Maybe not so much 25 or 30, but for 20 I know I'd assume there were at least HEAVY embellishments.
it's also not like most of that stuff belongs on a resume.
At 20 how often can you have been hired and be told anything at all several months later?
@br3669 I've been working since i was 14, and until i was 18 I've had different jobs each summer and school year, often times multiple small jobs at once. Most of them a little unorthodox like part time sheep shearing, or pickle making. Capitalism loves child labor lol
Also alot of it is surprisingly relevant. Every place ive applied in the past few years thinks my experiences will be applicable to the job
Got a resume from this kid once. It was stark bare. He had no job experience listed whatsoever. Just his name and address. Only thing it said was "hobbies and skills" where he had typed "listening to music". But the biggest thing that got me was across the top was typed the title RESUME, except he had cut the second E out with an exacto knife. There was just a hole there. I guess he typed it wrong? Who knows. He couldn't be bothered to spell check the word Resume or print out a new copy.
No! Here in Louisiana, we get coffee milk…a little coffee and lots of milk and a bit of sugar….that kid should be fine! 😂
Or that mom had an awesome day. Cause let me tell you, my kid downing an entire medium latte when he was 3 was how I discovered he had ADHD. He was the most well behaved kid he had ever been in his life that day! Now at nearly 10 he can drink a coke at 10pm and fall asleep. 🤷♀️
Oh yes! I have adhd and caffeine knocks me out 😆
As someone with ADHD I'm on amphetemines as I type this and I honeslty feel a little eepy ngl
:| I didn’t know that could be why coffee makes me sleepy instead of awake. I’ve always told people caffeine doesn’t do anything for me - in the sense of that heightened energy - never got it. Where was that in the DSM lol.
i love your channel! keep up the good work! love from the US ❤
This one is on the parents as well. If a babycino is just milk, that is a WILDLY diff color than a double espresso drink. Why didn't they question the drink they were given?
I was a barrista in university at a high-end local coffee shop and I have never heard of a baby-chino. You know what, if you are such an affected D-bag that you buy a toddler a faux latte you get what you get.
Why would a kid even want that? Just ask for a hot chocolate and get it "watered" down with foam if you're worried about the sugar.... ffs. Plain foamy milk is just not pleasant.
@Laura-mi3nv but some adults order steamed milk or steamed flavored milk so it's the same right?
@@ameliorated - heating milk can change the flavor and make it more bland, which is why I can see why people get it flavored. If I drink heating milk, its with honey or vanilla. But FOAMY heated milk? No... and kids will hate how bland that is not to mention that that foam will dissapate and can leave you with a stomach ache.
@@Laura-mi3nv I think kids aren't paying attention to the taste they are like doing pretend having coffee like their parent is but with soemthing in the cup rather than empty cups
I would have asked my coworkers. Like it wouldn't be weird to be like "Oh hey, could you help me with this one, i've actually never made this one drink before, let alone heard about it" I feel that would have been a very acceptable "confession". No matter if we are actually professional at something, there will always be something new that pops up that we miss.
As a Brazilian I think is hilarious how foreigners think coffee is this beverage with so much power that could make a 4yo faint, I have been drinking coffee my whole life, my oldest memories are literally waking up having someone pour a glass of coffee with milk so I could watch cartoons in the TV while eating cookies and is super normal here, we literally call breakfast "morning coffee" because yes we have "afternoon coffee" as well
Everyone is patient under zero pressure. Patience under the pressure is the only patience that matters.
SARAH GILBERT HAS SHARED A MEME…
“Ahh, thanks, Sarah.”
*Silence*!!!
😂😂😂
I love Tony and Rian!🙃
The one about patients is so true. It had me in stitches.
It says here on your resume that you're quick at math?
Yep, that's correct.
Ok, what's 9 x 13?
72!!
That's not even close.
I said I was quick, not good.
😂
At my work one woman who was hired told she speaks fluent german and was hires bc of that. We were bit surprised when she didnt speak any and wrote everything with google translate 😅
"I just nade a little PICCOLO..." Yeah, the person had no clue about coffee 😂
I won’t lie about my education and experience. But I have lied about volunteer experience. And I do lie about some skills, things such as good communication, problem solving, etc.
So many people tell me they are "coffee trained" at my work, then ask where the pod goes...(for example the brand Keurig)
That isn't espresso in a cafe, and they need to learn quick.
My niece and sister (also past baristas) were discussing this, and my niece yelled out "It's not a Keurig Greg!"
People will say what they need to to get a job because the world doesn't guarantee a true basic living without one, and employers have moved from training for lifetime positions/trades, to refusing almost any training whenever possible. So employers (and all of the leadership class) may as well be begging (implicitly at least) job seekers to lie their fucking socks off.
Jfc in this day and age? These people not only lie that they have coffee experience but have never been to a cafe and observed a coffee grinder in their life?
@SwobyJ unfortunately I totally agree with you. I wouldn't not offer a position solely based on that. I can teach skills like that if someone is willing to learn. It's disappointing to me more that there is not much standard training, and language gets used for so many different things, people get confused
@@danniellesloane A job posting has to recognize reality and have true Requirements, Will Train, and Nice to Learn About You (more or less) sections, and be VERY sparce on the Requirements, formally and informally. But we are only very slowly moving (back - in a way) in this direction.
@@SwobyJ I don't post job ads. By the time someone gets to me, they are already on a 3 month probation. So that more or less means they have enough skill and experience needed in other areas for the requirements, and that's just one area I'm willing to train as it isn't a huge part of our business
As someone with a normal but differently spelled name, I feel Toni’s annoyance. I still can’t believe that I get FB happy birthday wishes with my name misspelled! It’s RIGHT THERE!!
I still get misspelling of my name, Sidney, after 50 some years of knowing people. I realize that some of my friends never knew how I spelled my name. It’s not like I told them when I met them, so I don’t blame them.
With my accent my name (Ember) sounds like Amber and it leads to a lot of misgendering PFFt
My boss was interviewing me and asked if I could type, I said yes. He failed to ask how fast I could type. I was super slowwww! I picked up pace and i've been here 22 years. He has since retired but I still joke about it when I see him.
The bit about Resumes being inconsistent made me laugh. “Attention to detail”; spells it Demcember.
Three year old wouldn’t have drunk it anyway. They would have taken a sip and declared they didn’t like it.
The strangest thing I've ever seen on a resume...
Under street.. Lil' RED.
As a long-time barista and also someone who is EXTREMELY sensitive to caffeine, I had to pause the video as soon as Ryan said 'babyccino' because I needed a minute to process my horror 😂
I applied for a job as an administrator a few years ago. I usually do have great attention to detail, I'm a little anal about it actually. However... this time I did everything, checked it twice as usual... then I proceeded to change the format to what they requested on the application but never, checked, the, new, format... everything had changed, like I've actually no idea how I did it. Of course I didn't check it until after I submitted the application..... The whole thing was unreadable. It looked like it was done by a 4 year old, not someone who worked as a senior administrator for over 14 YEARS! Needless to say I never got a reply... not even a thanks for applying. 🤦 I'm still embarrassed about it now.
Return of the purple and green livestream jumper! I saw a clip of Drag Race Australia and a contestant had the same one
I was hiring temp hospitality staff for a big event and received thousands of applications but one really stood out.. the front cover was an A4 professional headshot of this very attractive young lady.... the second page was her contact details and availability... that's it... no education, previous employment, experience NOTHING... so obviously I had to get her in for an interview... she 100% was as beautiful in person as the photo... but that's where it ended. Personality of a wet mop... and very little interest in doing anything other than turning up, looking good and getting paid for it... amazing.
Sounds a A Little Bit Alexis.
@@SwobyJ?
Ah yes
My favourite podcasters
Tony and Rian
I’ve worked in a cafe, I’ve never heard of a babyccino.
We call them "fluffy" here in NZ, and honestly, I'm not sure if that's more or less confusing than babyccino.
I've heard of a pupaccino (basically a small cup of whipped cream), but a babyccino? Never heard of it.
3 day of binge watching your content, my ribs hurt from laughing, my jaw is sore.......SUBBED :)
Ive been a barista for 5 years and never heard the phrase babycino, its always been called a steamer or just warmed milk
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"I give up, but I'm still going to destroy you"
The only thing I ever lied on my resume was
"GRADE 12 GRADUATE"
😂
I can relate to the name TONI. I am a TONY and once my parents went to a bakery to get me a birthday cake, and they had "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONI" on it. I parents thought it was funny, I DID NOT!!!
love your videos, do u post full length podcast episodes somewhere or just audio on spotify?
The vids are on Spotify too.
There are both audio and video full length episodes on Spotify :)
Video episodes get posted on Fridays though :)
@@oliviarae8896 how do you watch the video's on spotify, i only see the audio version.
I put 2 year gap in my resume and was thinking why noone calls me?! 😭 When I finnaly changed that error everyone that I sent it to next responded 🤯
To be fair I was a barista for 1 year before I knew what a babychino was (tho it’s an abnormal order and we don’t have English as a first language, and it’s not on the menu at all) 😂 It does sound like it should be a macchiato with extra foam or something
Toni i feel this to my soul, I have one n and one I in my name, so its not the common spelling. Everyone from the top boss at my co to the Starbucks on the corner gets it wrong
The only real lie on my resume is that I leave out one particular job in my job history. The reason I leave it out is because 1. I was only there for 3 weeks.
2. It was the worst job I've ever had (call center, cold calling people who filled out an internet form to bypass a pop-up).
3. It's the only job I pulled a no call/no show on because it was so horrible. I found a new job and just started the next day. I went in for my final paycheck a week later and didn't say a word to anyone 😂 Do I don't bother putting it in my resume because it barely counts.
I've been a barista for 7 years and only started making babyccinos at the place I'm currently at and we don't even do it the same as that. We did whipped cream and steamed milk in an espresso size cup. So no worries to tarper lol
In New zealand we call them fluffies. And yea its just the fluffed up milk with sprinkles on it, sometimes a choc fish or marshmellow.
I have patience with children and animals. Animals respect you when you respect them. Children are still learning life and skills. Everyone else, no excuses.
By far the best channel🎉😂
Or like a pup-acino at Starbucks, which is just some warmed milk with whipped topping.
ahaha that like getting asked can you drive a car ? yes i know how to drive nothing else not even asking do you have a licence LOL this happen to my hubby Nan when she join the police force in new zealand she never was asked if she had a drivers licence
I'm so fucked the next time someone asks me if I can perform under pressure in an interview 🤣🤣
I lied and said I could drive a manual car, I had to learn on the job! 😂
My sister made coffees and babychinos at her job as a hairdresser. We found out later when we got a nibling that babychinos didn't have chocolate milk in them. So there were some kid who got pretty nice babychinos with their haircuts 😂
Tony end Rian 😈
No that’s wrong. It’s Tony and Brian.
I think every job ive had but fast food ones when i was a teenager are now all closed. Since 2020 they have mostly all closed the doors and no longer exist, resume is gonna not have much contact info on it
Loved the “Under Pressure” one, I’d hire them.
FYI, if you say you have patience only when people are smart and competent, that's not patience. That's just existing.
Coffee puts my ADHD kid to sleep. 😂😂😂
Same 😂😂
as an adhd kid, yup, i used to take a monster to bed back in highschool oof
My kids, 3&5, sip on my coffee or more commonly steal my husband’s coffee(I drink mine black, he gets the sweet milk ones). It doesn’t seem to have much effect on them but I haven’t let them have 2 shots of espresso 😂
I've never lied on my resume. In fact I probs don't write as much stuff as I should on it. It's super barebones.
That thing with people not getting the name right, it used to drive me nuts, but there was just no going against it. It's MacKinnon, it's really not that difficult if you pay attention to detail :). But I got MacIntosh, McKenzie, McEnroe, Makehan, and a slew of others, the least bad offenders were Mac Kinnon and Mackinnon, at least they used the correct letters. It seems that people have gotten better at that job though, since it's really rare now (really just the last two), but there was a time where 4 out of 5 letters, name tags, what have you ... would have an entirely different name on them.
Toni’s face was fucking gold 😂😂😂😂
I made a new resume the other day and googled resume maker so the advertisement for me was about resume
Lied my ass off to get my foot in the door. No regrets
I've received a resume that said "worked at Popeyes and cooked chicken" 😂😂😂😂 applying for a cellphone job🤣🤣🤣
Done the same with a skinny latte found the thinnest glass basically a test tube and made the coffee 😂
I've seen kindergartners with coffee. their parents just send them to school with coffee.
The the one from McDonald’s I don’t blame them. I’d have no idea what that is I never even heard of it before.
People always spell Kiera as Kyra because it’s an I sound not and E sound so I feel you Toni 😂 my entire life I’m like ITS IE NOT Y ITS IRISH FRICK OFF 😂
Correct: k-I-ruh
Incorrect but a very popular name: Keera 😂
about the story with the coffee for the 3yo:
I have a cousin who was drinking coffee at 4 and 5 years old everytime the adults had it. I was just a few years older and it always freaked me out bc whe adults drank some and then asked up and i was like WTF? No? its bitter and i am too young for something like that? And meanwhile my cousin would go to the table and be like: Sure, but put a bit of milk in it.
I have no idea what the adults were thinking and actually i do not remember him becoming hyperactive, but he was kinda doing it everyday back then. Eventually it stopped when he was about 6-7 years old (i guess because when he got into school, maybe bc they don serve effing coffee to children there at lunch!!!). He only picked it up as an older teencager again but i still think about how wierd it was that nobody bat an eye to it...
A baby wouldn't drink the coffee.
Idk, my sister would chug my mom's coffee any chance she got as a baby 😂 had to be on constant surveillance with that one
My one year old kept going foe her dad's black coffee..she loved it..had to keep everything up high
As a Melissa, I also agree that I don’t have common sense
I went on a job interview and as soon as I got there I realized the place was not for me. I didn’t want to seem rude so I was just going to be honest and truthful. No one would ever hire me then. The first question was, “how would you describe yourself”? Without a moments hesitation I said, “filled with piss and vinegar”. I was hired on the spot. 😳
So you took it. How did that go?
@@SwobyJ I respectfully declined.
@@naturalcambion3747 Gotcha!
Perform Under Pressure! 😂
If it makes the baby coffee person feel better...i lived in Sacramento and there was a seafood place that served both alcoholic and non alcoholic versions of a drink called the shark attack. Well, the waitress ordered it wrong and got all alcoholic versions for the whole table which had the kids all under 7. Whoops
Whoever says they "work well with everyone" is lying.
Believably lying on resume is how you become higher-up aka supervisor and up
My comment made it to this video!!! ❤