the power is very inconsistent. he can see through clothing, walls but not cards. and what if they hold the cards behind there back does he just see throught there bodys?
@@shelbyparrish4017 according to her story, i don't think she was actually 'allergic' but more just unable to breathe because the part of her brain that controls breathing shut off. The breathing machine basically gives her the breath she can't take. I could be wrong though
Hey, I've got X ray vision too. I can even see through your BULLSHIT! 2020: X-ray vision through walls and stuff 2021: can change into any animal they want
The guy with x-ray vision and the guy who can shoot spider webs out of his wrists from the past video Jay watched would make great friends! They could be roommates when they’re sent to the psych ward! 😇🤭
When I heard "allergic to breathing" I thought, wow, that's a dramatic way to explain asthma. (Y’all really turned the replies into a radio rebel situation but with asthma)
“I began visiting doctor after doctor after doctor..” Jay: those are the same 3 DOCTORS, you didn’t visit enough doctors, you didn’t even leave the hospital”
I promised myself I wouldn’t laugh through the video because the girl was going through a serious situation with breathing but when jay said “Collage... she went to collage” I lost it.
*In a random place far far away, there was a kid who told his friends that he had superpowers* *Meanwhile at jays house..* Jay: idk what it is but I smell something.. *sniff sniff* y'all smell that!?
Basically how she plays it off: I cant breath yet im still alive even though i just have asthma I say this so people can feel sorry for me and give me money Its not that she cant breath its because she has asthma
LMAO, when I heard that snippet of the bonus story at the end "Hi, my name is Jason. I'm going to tell you how I went from broke to rich." My first thought was "It was all started when I took the tires off the Batmobile...."
no the next vid is about - My dog make my boyfriend pregnant and my boyfriend marry a stone to build an army of potatoes to kill my dog *BUT* my dog is a cat that wear dog suit and my boyfiend give birth to Pewdiepie
Damn, I've hit my head so many times and your telling me that this girl hit her head ONCE and all of a sudden her brain was like "welp guess you're not able to breathe now tehe" And when I banned my head on metal, the whole gym floor the concrete and a wall and the only thing my brain can't take anymore is bullshit
I know! Not me, but my older brother had a head related accident when he was young. Basically a curtain rod (the heavy metal ones)came crashing down on his head and split his skull open. And he never got some allergy or brain problem.
That allergic to breathing story is LITERALLY AND ACTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE. A: There's no part in your brain that controls breathing. Your lungs are involuntary muscles. B: A Cerebral Hemmorage would be completely deadly if left untreated, which was the case for her as she only mentions a headache for a few days.
There is a difference between “allergic” and brain injured.
Ik
ye it makes me triggered when they mistake it because i’m allergic to eggs
Well I don't think this is real anyway!
Yes very true
@@charsworldanimation5904 Are you allergic to eggs or did the part of your brain that controls egg eating turn off?
“I knew better then to tell everyone” *telling this to the whole world*
What a *g e n i u s*
xX FoxyThe1 Xx but he used a FAKE name so it makes a much bigger difference.
Allison Mendoza Yea! And it was a FAKE story so it didn’t really matter.
Jan Eloisa I was being sarcastic
Purple vented
Now let's wait until "I'm allergic to living" comes out.
You might think wow how am I alive thats because when I was 13 I ate vegetables and those make me live
dude facs
“I’m allergic to being allergic”
bet the story turned to i found my lover in afterlife
@@jatarokemuri3197 LMAOOO
“My parents don’t love me. Ha beat that”
*same Jay. Same*
Can relate
I see you are also part of the ddlc fandom
-no yuri, I dont accept your confession, please-
-no stabby stabby yourself-
I'm wearing size 13 Nike's.
*Men's* size 13 Nike's
*BEAT THAT*
I'm sorry to say this but UNLUCKY..........
Girl: I'm allergic to breathing
moms : *IT'S BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE*
Lmao
oh hey LMFAOOOOO
lmaooo🤣🤣, i’m dyingg😭😭
LOL
Yes
Jay: “SHE WENT TO COLLAGE? SHE SKIPPED COLLEGE AND WENT STRAIGHT TO COLLAGE?”
bruh
Bruh, go back to school
Edit: I just found the part in the video my b😂
Lol
**college
@@mochii5747 you dont get it lol
Damn, I hate these obviously fake stories, but I love watching Jay react to them.
Wait if the boy has “x-ray” vision then he wouldn’t see people with out clothes he would see skeletons
r/whooooosh
@@znonruvrossiya3562 little kids when they discover Reddit:
Cringe warning before reading this comment I hope you read this warning( spooky scary skeletons a g o g o my)
Or would he see through the scelaton
the power is very inconsistent. he can see through clothing, walls but not cards. and what if they hold the cards behind there back does he just see throught there bodys?
Cecily: Hi, I'm Cecily and I'm allergic to breathing.
Guys: *Inserts breathtaking pickup line*
If you’re allergic to breathing how does A breathing machine help you, can someone explain that to me please.
@@shelbyparrish4017 according to her story, i don't think she was actually 'allergic' but more just unable to breathe because the part of her brain that controls breathing shut off. The breathing machine basically gives her the breath she can't take. I could be wrong though
@@shelbyparrish4017 i guess its because it doesnt have bacteria like the normal air does? Idk
I thought she had asthma or something, but her brain just doesn't work. There is a difference though between an allergy, and brain damage.
Lmao
2020: “allergic to breathing”
2060: “allergic to existing on earth”
The Dummies
2080: “allergic to being allergic”
3000 alerging to eat drink and existing
Why are they not allergic to youtube?
3000:allergic to peoples (even you Barry)
Some random year: allergic to being a robot
Her: i am alergic to breathing
Asthama: am I a joke to you?
😆 🤣 😂 😹
Yeah that's what funny about it
*I sense an argument..*
Even if an argument isn't gonna happen, ik in some universe, an argument is gonna happen here..
as someone who has asthma i can confirm if i run for 10 seconds i start breathing heavily
@@sheepreal1320 As someone with asthma, I say that is because you're either terribly out of shape, or not taking proper meds.
All the other you tubers “omg he has powers!”😲 J “ur still weak remember that”😂🤣😂🤣
J?
@@Zacky_016 Jay
@@Allemekezeke i know but the comment says j
Lol
CZcamsrs* jay*
2020: *boy has “X-ray” vision
2030: *boy can turn into other people*
3020: *boy can die and revive himself*
3030: *boy is immortal*
??????? : boy can lie for about powers and Die
wait did you mean imortal?
Staša Č. S. Yes thank u for telling me haha XD
@@aex4496 no problem, I wasn't sure if it was on purpes or not so I thought it was better if I asked XD
Immortal
Her: I'm allergic to breathing
Me: I'm allergic to BS, and I'm almost dead after watching this
you spelled died wrong
Nevermind
I was wrong you were right though
Mely Z83 died doesn’t make sense she meant to say dead
Huh
Him:"I am sharing this to see if people are like me"
Me: yeah, bud I have ex-ray vision too, once I saw my house
Jay: IM DONE!
everyone: WE NEED MORE!!!
No one:
Share my Story: My mom had to kill me to save me
Mama end my suffering -flamingo baby raid
Lmao this is underrated
Bipolar disorder at its finest
Pull the plug
Lmao
“She skipped COLLEGE and went straight to COLLAGE.” I’m SCREAMING 😂
Iol ikr
2020: Im allergic to breathing
2030: im allergic to my organs
2050: im allergic to myself
2040: Im allergic to blood
2050: Im allergic to the color green
6:37
"I knew now, that I wasn't dreaming, and that this was really happening."
Lucid Dreaming: *Am I a joke to you?*
These 'true' stories are literally «I'm allergic to life» at this point
I have this insanely rare allergy. Life makes me cry all the time.
Bohema it’s not rare r u stoopid?
so true!!
I mean, they used the same allergy three times in I’m allergic to water, tears and sweat
I’m allergic to humans
Hey, I've got X ray vision too. I can even see through your BULLSHIT!
2020: X-ray vision through walls and stuff
2021: can change into any animal they want
Good one
AWannaBeArtist Lala Steph 2021: on all levels and physical I am a wolf
2021: fruit basket
Beast boy?
would of been funny to me if you didn't add the 2020: and 2021: bs.
The guy with x-ray vision and the guy who can shoot spider webs out of his wrists from the past video Jay watched would make great friends! They could be roommates when they’re sent to the psych ward! 😇🤭
Lol so true.
10:20 I’m trying to find other’s like me out there
20 years later
Titans GO
2020: “I’m allergic to breathinnn”
3000: “I’m allergic to myself”
😭🤦🏽♀️
So am I and my mirror
40:I’m allergic to existing
50: I survived life
LifeWithEllie 9000: I’m allergic to being allergic
2040- I'm allergic to allergic people
2020: I'm allergic to breathing
2050: *I'm allergic to humans, when i touch them i serve diabetes*
I think there is a video " I'm allergic to humans" lol. 😅😂
@@nguyenlamn6730 2069:im alergic to earth
I have diabetes 😐
2020: I'm allergic to breathing .
2040: I'm allergic to life but I'm alive.
When I heard "allergic to breathing" I thought, wow, that's a dramatic way to explain asthma.
(Y’all really turned the replies into a radio rebel situation but with asthma)
Kacey YT it is just a joke I I have asthma I know u probroly have diff feeling than me but he was tryna be funny
Why was I rude as hell 🤦♂️🤦♀️
@@antaskitchen9121 look down imma delete my comment above
Crackhead House what happened?
Bruh, I was dying as I read the title
“I began visiting doctor after doctor after doctor..”
Jay: those are the same 3 DOCTORS, you didn’t visit enough doctors, you didn’t even leave the hospital”
Lol
@Che Mcbrien OMG XD
ye we watched the video
Her: " allergic to breathing"
Me:I'm allergic to your BS
5:54 I literally couldn't stop laughing XD I couldn't even breath XD
2020: I have “X-ray” vision
2120: I died but I saw everything
2220: I had no legs but I ran the party
2320: I walked on the sun
2420: I am the son of Jesus christ
@Jayden Moore 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2520: I controlled the universe
2620: The world ended because of me
2969 : My brother gave birth to my mother
No one:
Jay: my parents don’t love me
Thats me
4:57 imma stop you right there
Girl: “I’m allergic to breathing!”
Also her: *Uses breathing machine to BREATHE*
"I have x-ray vision , I can see through clothes more!!"
his alarm clock : "I'm about to end this man's whole career "
XD
Nice
Ahaah
but if has x-ray he would be looking at their bones
No one have x ray vision
“Who the hell are these losers?”
Idk why but that part had me dying
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Get their stank ass off my screen"
GEMINI
Street*
@@m7ssiel what? He said screen not street
GEMINI
Sorry! I thought I heard him say street hah 😅
Your literally laughing at a cartoon that shows poor people 😆 lol
Jay-“Who plays hide in seek nowadays”
Me-oh... so we dont do that anymore?
I promised myself I wouldn’t laugh through the video because the girl was going through a serious situation with breathing but when jay said “Collage... she went to collage” I lost it.
I have x-Ray vision but it only works when I’m sleeping
Sounds like certain type of sleep paralysis
@@tishaprnucedteasha I hate that, it be so scary.
Delete your pfp
I used to know how to change it but, google made you go thew so many things to change your pfp, so I can't. I wish I could though.
Sounds like a version of sleep paralysis I have it and it's scary but it's not xray vision
*In a random place far far away, there was a kid who told his friends that he had superpowers*
*Meanwhile at jays house..*
Jay: idk what it is but I smell something.. *sniff sniff* y'all smell that!?
Waylon tgg \ Waylon TheGreasyGamer SMELLS LIKE BULL
jay:SMELLS LIKE BULL SMELLS JUST LIKE BULL
kassie?
Waylon tgg \ Waylon TheGreasyGamer it smells like BS
“This girl is gonna be allergic to breathing so don’t hold your breath” STOP JAHASJEJHSAH
Jay doing one of these stories:
"Hey, I'm Jay. I have the ability to smell cap."
"I'm allergic to breathing"
Every Fast Rapper ever
I would like but it's on 69 likes soooo
Rap god
Bts suga
Jesus it went from 69 like to 104 in like 2 hours. Bruh
@@violabojaxhiu4020 please stop
Story: Then one day everything changed-
Me: When the fire nation attacked.
No other words- just- I LOVE YOU
IM NOT THE ONLY ONEEEE
I THOUGHT THE SAME OMG 😯
And I love you, random citizen!
Rajika Albjuit YES AVATAR
7:53
he looks so dead inside and the beam looks like hes crying
2020:allergic to breathing 2059:allergic to blinking
"I try keep my powers a secret"
*proceeds to release the story to the world*
lol
Ah but you see his said his name was Barry and then he said he lied
@@trustyrat8632 Kokichi be like
@@nagitokomaeda161 nah kokichi is better than that 💀
I must have missed the part where he doxxed himself
No one:
These stories: I have blood inside of me
Wow! I never knew that someone could have blood in them :0
It`s not like that everyone has blood in them.
Thats impossible, how can someone have blood inside them!
It'S rEd WaTeR nOt BlOoD!
Wow, so cool! We have Cherry Kool-Aid, I never knew someone can have blood.
@@chrisvrains8510 IKR!
2020: allergic to breathing
2021: allergic to walking
When my sister farts near me: [Jay at] 5:37
"he has an X-ray vision but doesnt have a brain"
That is now my comeback line
Hello can you subscribe to me please it's ok if you don't want to!
Lier liar
@@asoxaylani6565 ok
"I'm allergic to breathing"
That's called asthma
I have asthma
@@kaceyyt1935 I do too
when you know you have asthma and you meet somebody that has it too : "youre my best friend nobody understands the PAIN better!"
No my friend has it but it's not asma and it's not as bad as this girls because he always has to things in his nose from his air bag
@@execrable6722 broski I have servere asthma lmao
Jay: **says his parents don't love him**
Me: **waiting for him to say just kidding**
Me: OW my ears !!
Mom: IT'S BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE
"do you breathe through your other holes?"
*Oh dear*
You have my attention.
Mistagøn 😂😂
Her head big asl💀💀
I breathe through my vagina
Nooooooooooo lmfao
Him: to see if there are others with the same abilities as me
Jay: what is he assembling the X-men?
Me: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
Salome Verdiof yes there are others expect they need machines to do it and have to got to school to become a doctor and then they can do it
Calmgoodfire err I didn’t mean to be rude I just made joke like Jay did. Chill.
@@calmgoodfire4662 found the life of the party
Me: it's time for a crusade of stardust
@@calmgoodfire4662 r/whoooosh
4:26 I couldn’t breathe
Basically how she plays it off: I cant breath yet im still alive even though i just have asthma I say this so people can feel sorry for me and give me money
Its not that she cant breath its because she has asthma
Hello I'm a girl btw But can you subscribe to me please?💕❤
(Its ok you don't have to 💕💕💕)
Having a breathing machine doesn't help you in an asthma attack though.
How did no one say SHE GOT THAT AS-MA
Nah u subbed to cringy ass gacha life
Girl: I'm allergic to *breathing.*
Me: Wait what the fu--
My god, high five me sister!
You are now my friend
She's not allergic tho lmao
@Kimiko Kirigiri ok *high fives*
It's possible to be kind of allergic to breathing, it's not the oxygen you're allergic to, it's the pollution that you breathe in.
Jay:Who plays hide n seek now days, ain't nobody play that
- me still playing hide n seek 👁 👄👁
6:00
YUCK!
"He tryin' to asemble the X-Men or something" 😂😂
Marnie x people you mean says deadpool
4:18
“I’m lucky my parents are wealthy...”
But they’re not wealthy enough to send you to College. They sent you collage broski
ランタロ lolll
LMAO, when I heard that snippet of the bonus story at the end
"Hi, my name is Jason. I'm going to tell you how I went from broke to rich."
My first thought was "It was all started when I took the tires off the Batmobile...."
i always go back to these videos and it’s the best background noise when i do my schoolwork 😳😳
I feel like the next story is gonna be “allergic to being human”
no the next vid is about -
My dog make my boyfriend pregnant and my boyfriend marry a stone to build an army of potatoes to kill my dog *BUT* my dog is a cat that wear dog suit and my boyfiend give birth to Pewdiepie
@That Geek Out Girl dont worry i dont do drug
6:30
Boy then: "I kept quiet so the gov wont do experiments on me"
Boy now: *posts video so the gov can find him*
I see you are also part of the vocaloid random As well :3
@@Iloveavrillavigne ''fandom''
@@kazisany6820 i meant that-
@@Iloveavrillavigne ok.....
@@kazisany6820 d:
Him:so I called up some of my friends and sat them down
His friends:only two show up-
The next one is that the same guy got pregnant by both his friends and now he has to pick one to marry
No one:
Bonus story: this is the story of when I screwed my babysitter
Lmao it's so wrong but true
Why did I read that as baby sister
he actually started dating his 20 yr old babysitter at 13 and then found out that it was out of pity
The stories: " believable "
The stories: *enderman in water*
*fair villager trades*
creeper not destroying your house
YouGotNicoked The stories: fortnite being a good game
fuck off 10 year olds idgaf about what you say its shit for me
*enderman gets killed by arrow*
*skeletons with swords*
2:26 them spending too much time drawing the one side of the lung vein and give up the other side
Jay, the best Dude alive on whole Earth😊🖤
Damn, I've hit my head so many times and your telling me that this girl hit her head ONCE and all of a sudden her brain was like "welp guess you're not able to breathe now tehe" And when I banned my head on metal, the whole gym floor the concrete and a wall and the only thing my brain can't take anymore is bullshit
Tbf, young children have weak heads and so could easily hurt themselves (maybe not become allergic to breathing though...).
😂
I know! I once had a metal bar fall on the top of my head.
Ye I bang my head on metal poles wood poles glass doors floors walls constantly with my head GESS what I'VE BEEN DOING IT SICNE I WAS 9 years. OLD
I know! Not me, but my older brother had a head related accident when he was young. Basically a curtain rod (the heavy metal ones)came crashing down on his head and split his skull open. And he never got some allergy or brain problem.
"i gave my mom a trip to paris"
Jay: oh i thought he gave her the eiffel tower
what's funny is i thought the exact same thing as jay
@@deathschi_ SAME
daqsoo SAME
Big brain time
Bro this man makes
me laugh so much
I was watching the animation the entire time and I just noticed jay was talking the entire time 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
"do you breathe through your other holes?"
I've never laughed this hard 😂😂😂😂
W H E E Z E 👉👌🖕😃🖕🤣
James Slack ikr
5:09
Jay:"It smells like...*sniffs*
Me to the screen: BULLSHITTT!
girl: *can't breathe and is suffering*
jay: "here we go yeah"
Jay: get these losers off my screen.
Jay: living in the middle of the road with a green screen.
"MY PARENTS DON'T EVEN LOVE ME! HA! BEAT THAT!"
- Jay, 2020
I'm depressed.
Haha noob
Brodie
8:46 “I wanted to repay them for everything they had done to me.” Weird wording but ok
; - ; she forgot to breathe guys 😩🤙💖💞💗
I luv you kubz scouts!!!!!!
That allergic to breathing story is LITERALLY AND ACTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
A: There's no part in your brain that controls breathing. Your lungs are involuntary muscles.
B: A Cerebral Hemmorage would be completely deadly if left untreated, which was the case for her as she only mentions a headache for a few days.
Love em or hate em he spittin straight *FACTS*
wait y’all actually believe these stories that you need someone to look up straight facts?
XD
Thought so
I want to add a "M" next to your likes cuz that's what you deserve after stating those facts.
"My parents don't love me! Ha beat that!"
-Jay 2020
Girl: im cant breath
Doctor: u have a realy bad condition and u cant breath easily
Also girl: im allergic to breating
Jay, you make my day better onG
Guy: I have xray vision
FBI: *FBI OPEN UP!!!*
We don’t need xray to see through crap :P
Also he can see through clothes....
*calls FBI*
Forgive me for my Office quotes.
BOOM ROASTED
- Micheal Gary Scott The Office (US)
Yep true. X ray vision is useless. It does not do anything.
@@kyui6001 yeah, I thought X-ray vision means you can see people`s bones and stuff like that.
@@Sir_ChillCat that would be cool!!! But the story that this guy is telling isn't inspiring :
Jay: *is confused if he has abs or b00bs*
My screen: *gets bra commercial*
Me: *confused*
lolicantaffordmcjava imbroke
That’s hot
I got an ad called Raid:Shadow Legends at the moment.
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
I think that’s a sign
CZcams thinks he has tits
The worried mom looked like she was doing the swag face 😩🙌
WHAT.. IS THAT!! 5:55
Jays reaction was gold
2020: allergic to breathing
2069: alergic to allergies
Rick N Morty there is 69 likes and i wont ruin it
Girl: *falls off swing*
- becomes allergic to breathing -
Me: *falls off swing*
"WELP!!!!!!! I'M ALLERGIC TO BREATHING NOW!!!!!!
She took too much fall damage
CrazyLazy GachaGamer GUESS I'M GOING TO DIE NOW
CrazyLazy GachaGamer I fell of a swing and had a back injury for months.....
But at least I’m not allergic to breathing. 👁👃🏻👁
👅
@@GA_131 Oof I hope u recovered well!
half hearts available XD
Girl allergic to breathing:my mom and dad always tried to send me to the best schools.
Nobody:
Jay:My parents don’t love HA beat that
𝑰-😂😂
My favorite part was when Jay said that the dude had to wear two bras 🤣
I want everybody to know that jay from the Kubz Scouts is THAT DUDE!
omg the first part of the video ( about her breathing issue ) reminds me of the ''horror'' movie eli.