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  • @billybobjohnadamjoe
    @billybobjohnadamjoe Před 3 lety +2403

    Designer: This is a bomber, meant for bombing activities.
    Opportunistic Luftwaffe pilot:

    • @nemguite4861
      @nemguite4861 Před 3 lety +28

      Count me in I guess

    • @joshford5805
      @joshford5805 Před 3 lety +9

      let me introduce my self

    • @generaln.gabriel1240
      @generaln.gabriel1240 Před 3 lety +68

      Opportunistic Luftwaffe pilot: i am something of a air superiority fighter pilot myself

    • @ekpyrosis1
      @ekpyrosis1 Před 3 lety +24

      Hans Ulrich Rudel be like

    • @UNSCrearadmiral
      @UNSCrearadmiral Před 3 lety +7

      Sir, with respect... I bombed their aircraft out of the skies.

  • @user-bo4kv4qb7y
    @user-bo4kv4qb7y Před 3 lety +3311

    "Mama, I want Corsair"
    "We already have Corsairs in our Reich."
    Corsairs in Reich :

  • @jesuschrist2265
    @jesuschrist2265 Před 3 lety +939

    This guy must have been like:
    “Hey, you know what’s more scarier than a Stuka? .... *FOUR LASER STUKAS WITH NO LANDING GEAR* “

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
    @Kardia_of_Rhodes Před 3 lety +323

    Allied pilot: "Those sure are some strange looking fuel pods on that Stuka...why is he moving into attack position?"

  • @joshuatumambo5674
    @joshuatumambo5674 Před 3 lety +1314

    *sees Stukas without their fixed landing gear
    WHERE ARE THEY?!

    • @LordDarthHarry
      @LordDarthHarry Před 3 lety +228

      They probably shot them off eachother for better performance (Which actually works!)
      Use to be that there was a sweet spot speed where the gear would rip off but your wings were safe. We called that "Fighter Mode"

    • @Mr_Fancypants
      @Mr_Fancypants Před 3 lety +144

      Alright hear me out. A stuka. Yes?
      But with... retractable landing gear.

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy Před 3 lety +154

      @@Mr_Fancypants Stop.
      You’ve violated the law.
      Pay the court a fine or server your sentence.
      Then pay with your blood!!

    • @khadijahfouzi2589
      @khadijahfouzi2589 Před 3 lety +5

      I know why the stuka dozen,t has landing the way to get landing gear is at uprade

    • @NotSaddamHussein
      @NotSaddamHussein Před 3 lety +42

      Stukas. Normal ones. Just Stukas.
      they actually had a small charge to blow their own gear, in case of need. Luftwaffe used this for quite some time, especially when escort was not available and pilots needed much needed performance when trying to outrun or just buy time with turning.
      It was an actual thing :D

  • @SelesiaM4g3nta
    @SelesiaM4g3nta Před 3 lety +3769

    Never have I ever been more satisfied to see a Stuka without their landing gear, makes them look more aesthetic

  • @timmyalexandranova
    @timmyalexandranova Před 3 lety +152

    Therapist: Gearless Stuka can't hurt you.
    Gearless Stuka:

  • @fabiospasiano9885
    @fabiospasiano9885 Před 3 lety +602

    MKP: You see that Spitfire?
    Teammates: Ye-
    MKP: *I don’t want to see it anymore.*

    • @knownjj555
      @knownjj555 Před 3 lety +10

      MKP: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

    • @joshuacutler9499
      @joshuacutler9499 Před 3 lety +4

      Imagine just seeing that irl 😂😂😂😂😂😂 just a wall of bullets glowing green coming from a stuka with no landing gear

    • @segon.
      @segon. Před 3 lety +2

      @@knownjj555 a10 older brother

    • @Wraith_Of_The_Shadows
      @Wraith_Of_The_Shadows Před 2 lety +4

      me sees formation of two spitfires destroying our vehicle... me in stuka:I EAT SPITFIRES FOR BREAKFAST>;)

  • @lordwellington7220
    @lordwellington7220 Před 3 lety +915

    Talibans: "A-10's brrrrrrrrt scares the shit out of me."
    Ju-87 Stuka D-5: "Holdz meine Schnitzel."

    • @justtypical8604
      @justtypical8604 Před 3 lety +9

      (America notices ^this^)
      America:Hold my Air supperiority

    • @ArctrooperHavoc
      @ArctrooperHavoc Před 3 lety +5

      Americs throws in a f6f hellcat

    • @lordwellington7220
      @lordwellington7220 Před 3 lety +9

      @@justtypical8604 Entire World's Air Power: *exist*
      United States Navy, Marine Corps, Airfoce: "Witness."

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 Před 3 lety +2

      @nig a thats kind of a big oof to the US, ngl.

    • @lordwellington7220
      @lordwellington7220 Před 3 lety +2

      @nig a 12/10 username tho👌👌

  • @deborateste3524
    @deborateste3524 Před 3 lety +2281

    the stuka without landing gear now thats cursed

  • @pabloschroder7213
    @pabloschroder7213 Před 3 lety +283

    Britain:*starts winning air battles*
    Hitler:"And I took that personally"

  • @jedinight235
    @jedinight235 Před 3 lety +192

    "Can we get F82?"
    "No we got a F82 at home."
    F82 at home:

    • @tommyflow5619
      @tommyflow5619 Před 3 lety +9

      This version is better bc it doesnt make you go broke😂

    • @tejaskapil6803
      @tejaskapil6803 Před 3 lety +2

      @@tommyflow5619 **cries in 27ksl Repair cost**

    • @tommyflow5619
      @tommyflow5619 Před 3 lety

      @@tejaskapil6803 more like cries in one game every 18 days lmao

    • @tejaskapil6803
      @tejaskapil6803 Před 3 lety +1

      @@tommyflow5619 **cries in free to play**

    • @tommyflow5619
      @tommyflow5619 Před 3 lety

      @@tejaskapil6803 any way you go you will cry ive put in 250ish usd into this game and im still broke and crying😂😂

  • @JamesYChoi-vn2dy
    @JamesYChoi-vn2dy Před 3 lety +591

    I present to you the BEST INTERCEPTOR OF THE THIRD REICH:
    STuKa with GuNpaCKs

  • @ddingwoo_0526
    @ddingwoo_0526 Před 3 lety +1025

    ???: NO FULL AUTO ON PLANE
    STUKA: YES
    ???: DAYUM BRO

  • @indeed169
    @indeed169 Před 3 lety +200

    I love how the enemy planes are just like " oh look a silly stuka easy head on "
    Stuka : ever heard of the A10?
    Enemy pilot : yes cool CAS imo
    Stuka : he calls me daddy
    Enemy pilot : what?

  • @SgtChip
    @SgtChip Před 2 lety +152

    Imagine being a Spitfire or Hurricane pilot if Germany ever built any of these:
    "Hey, look, a Stuka. Easy kil- wait, why's he not releasing his underwing bombs, and he's moving into offensive positions? He's got guts."
    Stuka: *engages 20mm gun pods*
    *m134.mp3*
    "We're going down! What the devil did Jerry equip those things with?!"

  • @Marder1A1
    @Marder1A1 Před 3 lety +542

    *Ace combat 8: reich unknown*

  • @panzerboidasixth6892
    @panzerboidasixth6892 Před 3 lety +166

    Some random plane just joined in the last minute and be like:
    *"Aww, i missed the laser party"*

  • @thanosthethiccfarmer1850
    @thanosthethiccfarmer1850 Před 3 lety +72

    *A Stuka without landing gear*
    "Oh my god, its Jason Bourne"

  • @hornet1470
    @hornet1470 Před 3 lety +13

    "No full auto in the plane!"
    "I'm not full autoing"
    "You're not?"
    "No, this is"
    **beam of 4372712876 bpm comes out**
    "Dayum bro"

  • @MKPComrade
    @MKPComrade  Před 3 lety +400

    Super spicy

    • @sarkdinle1084
      @sarkdinle1084 Před 3 lety +4

      Where is the a36 lazer beam

    • @Happy_JiN224
      @Happy_JiN224 Před 3 lety +4

      @느긋한 게임방송 RELAXING GAMER소련연방 밈이 "우리"를 강조하는데 'MY' 즉 '나의' 란 말이 제목에 있어서 너 숙청! 이런 뜻일겁니다.

    • @ricflouvensteiner3958
      @ricflouvensteiner3958 Před 3 lety +1

      Fancy

    • @thatsclassified1
      @thatsclassified1 Před 3 lety +1

      @@sarkdinle1084 oh hell yea

    • @suleyman9199
      @suleyman9199 Před 3 lety +1

      I love the Radio Chatter effects

  • @ethnicsovereignty2369
    @ethnicsovereignty2369 Před 3 lety +93

    >intentionally break off landing gear
    "The Guard doesn't land, it dies"

    • @mikkel066h
      @mikkel066h Před 3 lety +2

      Perfect plane for a kriegsman.

  • @spitfire12able
    @spitfire12able Před 3 lety +28

    Hmm still a firm believer the ju87 could have been improved with stronger engine and retractable landing gear, pretty sure that would’ve fixed half of the issues

  • @John.McMillan
    @John.McMillan Před 3 lety +9

    Fun fact: The only german in WW2 to receive the iron cross 5 times was a Stuka pilot.

    • @siegfried2k4
      @siegfried2k4 Před 3 lety +4

      That guy then turned out to be a nato advisor and general of bundeswehr

    • @ReynardFuchsmann
      @ReynardFuchsmann Před rokem +3

      The most decorated and effective combat pilot in history flew a stuka for most of his career

  • @no-legjohnny3691
    @no-legjohnny3691 Před 3 lety +117

    3:47 - "KGB OPEN UP-"

  • @abelq8008
    @abelq8008 Před 3 lety +705

    The Stuka with a late war 109 engine, retractable gear, and gunpods would have been better than all the silly jet and rocket planes they were making.

    • @mohammedhersi5774
      @mohammedhersi5774 Před 3 lety +52

      Why did they never think of that???

    • @hankyukim59
      @hankyukim59 Před 3 lety +149

      @@mohammedhersi5774 "Third reich collapsing intensifies"

    • @mohammedhersi5774
      @mohammedhersi5774 Před 3 lety +26

      @@hankyukim59 Oh yeah i forgot they lost the war hahah

    • @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog
      @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog Před 3 lety +93

      @@mohammedhersi5774 just casually fucking forget about the second world war

    • @mikayari185
      @mikayari185 Před 3 lety +17

      @@hankyukim59 hey they made an effective anti-air rocket for the me-163, just didnt reach it in time

  • @pusheenthecat9264
    @pusheenthecat9264 Před 3 lety +24

    I find it so entertaining that the enemy players underestimate the stukas.

  • @zenify881
    @zenify881 Před 3 lety +14

    Long ago the 4 icons lived together in harmony, but everything changed when the laser stuka attacked

  • @sndrc9
    @sndrc9 Před 3 lety +127

    "When gun don't work, use more gun."

  • @voiu1847
    @voiu1847 Před 3 lety +36

    The 7.92's are so good that you could shoot the ground in front of you and the sheer amount of bullets that manage to bounce back up could still down an enemy plane.

  • @pixel_chicken6669
    @pixel_chicken6669 Před 3 lety +35

    hitler: lets put 12 7.92s on a stuka
    general: ok but why
    hitler: hmmm yeeessssss

  • @Asianboi-wu2qc
    @Asianboi-wu2qc Před 3 lety +113

    Seeing a Stuka without gear is “wrong” to me

    • @fabihubi622
      @fabihubi622 Před 3 lety +12

      It looks very good to be honest

  • @bladeviridian7853
    @bladeviridian7853 Před 3 lety +329

    The Stuka..
    damn it looks nice without landing gear

    • @calmernow
      @calmernow Před 3 lety +12

      It does indeed

    • @din0330
      @din0330 Před 3 lety +9

      apparently shooting the gear off makes it preform better.

    • @jochumm6099
      @jochumm6099 Před 3 lety +3

      Lies

    • @EnderGhost119
      @EnderGhost119 Před 3 lety +15

      The gears cause drag, thus less speed and retention.

    • @mice6545
      @mice6545 Před 3 lety

      can I just chop it off by doing the speed limit?

  • @franz_the_electrician
    @franz_the_electrician Před 3 lety +39

    Stukas in every second of this video:
    UUN-LIMITED POWER!!!

  • @blitzixt4554
    @blitzixt4554 Před 3 lety +6

    Stuka with landing gear: Scary
    Stuka without landing gear: Run.

  • @lunatic_player
    @lunatic_player Před 3 lety +6

    3:00 That Spitfire was pretty confident

  • @donpadua6191
    @donpadua6191 Před 3 lety +39

    Man you just have to admire the radio effects on all the voices. Greatly helps my immersion haha. Great job man!

  • @TiBarrett
    @TiBarrett Před 3 lety +12

    My psychologist: dont worry, flying Wirbelwind is not real, it cant hurt you!
    The flying wirbelwind:

  • @epapa737
    @epapa737 Před 3 lety +12

    This "montage" is essentially a uncut match and that's terrifying

  • @heirofaniu
    @heirofaniu Před 3 lety +19

    The amount of editing that went into this is great.

  • @RaiderOfTheLost
    @RaiderOfTheLost Před 3 lety +26

    Frickin stukas with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin wings

  • @thefirehydrationunit5887
    @thefirehydrationunit5887 Před 3 lety +22

    I see Belka’s at it again.

    • @NSEBMB
      @NSEBMB Před 3 lety +1

      When have they ever stopped

  • @notificationguys5128
    @notificationguys5128 Před 3 lety +5

    This guy : *playing Ju-87 on war thunder*
    The enemy : *see his bullet coming* "wtf is this tohou ?"

  • @GameRexem
    @GameRexem Před 3 lety +5

    the spitfire going head on was like: "I got this stuka is soooo weak" Then he sees the wave of tracers and decides he aint about that life or should I say death

  • @mystic8561
    @mystic8561 Před 3 lety +22

    I was going to say Stuka Blyat then I realized it just rips and tears :0

  • @anosvoldigoad3394
    @anosvoldigoad3394 Před 3 lety +24

    2:20 Nice Slow Motion :V

  • @Austral8889
    @Austral8889 Před 3 lety +2

    the beginning AC reference text was just perfect.

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen6286

    0:40 that feeling when you do a head on and then you see a solid wall of green coming at you

  • @ivankraljevic1
    @ivankraljevic1 Před 3 lety +9

    I fear no man but Stuka without landing gear is stuff of nightmares.

  • @VirtueCelica94
    @VirtueCelica94 Před 3 lety +8

    I appreciate the memes having radio filters over them. And the AC transmission beep.

  • @cbev1249
    @cbev1249 Před 3 lety +6

    2:42
    Caption this from the spitfire's perspective before and after learning that stukas aren't completely defenceless

    • @ratte6090
      @ratte6090 Před 2 lety

      Pffffhah...
      WHAT THE *FU-?!*

  • @type93thunder
    @type93thunder Před 3 lety +1

    Everybody gangsta until you see two weird circles under the wing of the stuka

  • @grizzly6400
    @grizzly6400 Před 3 lety +97

    탄건 한참전인데 언제나오나 기다렸는데 드디어나오는구만 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @GustavoHenrique-yh9cz
    @GustavoHenrique-yh9cz Před 3 lety +8

    Guy: Just flying peacefully
    MKP: So... you choose death

  • @ratte6090
    @ratte6090 Před 2 lety +2

    imagine if germany made more of these babies
    Also, LOVE those Ace Combat references!

  • @9595Christopher
    @9595Christopher Před 3 lety +1

    Jahahaa fucking brilliant! Love the sound/voice comm edits!👍

  • @newfakequeens
    @newfakequeens Před 3 lety +6

    This is why I love the Stuka, it'sthe real TIE fighter and it's the laser cannon

  • @nshwnafif3202
    @nshwnafif3202 Před 3 lety +6

    enemy be like:
    "ohoh,that stuka make me going to the psychology doctor"

  • @user-yz4ce7tx3u
    @user-yz4ce7tx3u Před 3 lety +2

    적기 : 헤드온 가ㅈ..ㅏ
    (죽음)

  • @deupiner
    @deupiner Před 3 lety

    I really appreciate your audio editing! Made me subscribe :D All in all a very well done video!

  • @user-wd5dm3zz6j
    @user-wd5dm3zz6j Před 3 lety +18

    3:48 허어 굴라그 감이시군

  • @yugam515
    @yugam515 Před 3 lety +5

    영상보고 바로 연구들어가서 3판만에 풀업했습니다. 개꿀잼
    After watching the video, I started researching and fully upgrade in 3 rounds. Lot of fun

  • @Nobody-iv2ot
    @Nobody-iv2ot Před rokem +1

    Who needs sirens when you can strike the fear of god into your enemy with lasers?

  • @cad1049
    @cad1049 Před 3 lety +1

    That is unironically the most pleasurable earrape I ever went through

  • @nukaquantum7
    @nukaquantum7 Před 3 lety +3

    As a former german airforce member i totally approved of this stuka without landing gear! It looks hot as Frick!

  • @basgerritsen9669
    @basgerritsen9669 Před 3 lety +3

    Imagine a squad of d-5 stukas and sm.91s. I've seen sm91s get 5-7 kills on their own, now think about what a whole squad of 6x20mms could do

  • @user-yr9su7xl6i
    @user-yr9su7xl6i Před 3 lety +6

    About the ending. It was only after a few minutes that I realized that the man with the Soviet flag on his avatar meant. *OUR* MiG-21)

  • @evicol2117
    @evicol2117 Před 3 lety

    Your sound editing is genious and I love it.

  • @daviscampbell9020
    @daviscampbell9020 Před 3 lety +16

    gaijin then took its anger out on them & up tiered them to fight mig-21's.

    • @supernewbee7420
      @supernewbee7420 Před 3 lety +4

      It is happing . russian bias is real.

    • @daviscampbell9020
      @daviscampbell9020 Před 3 lety +4

      @@supernewbee7420 I know the russian bias is real. I have been there & seen it...... "thousand yard stare"

    • @hibahprice6887
      @hibahprice6887 Před 3 lety

      @@supernewbee7420 Я слежу за тобой.

  • @Puppymen-gk9if
    @Puppymen-gk9if Před 3 lety +3

    ok, ok, you have convinced me to revisit the stuka

  • @PM-ok2wm
    @PM-ok2wm Před 2 lety

    Damn, that "stop, its a prank" was so well hidden. Keep up the good work man.

  • @toptiergaming6900
    @toptiergaming6900 Před 3 lety +2

    great another god damn spaceship.

  • @rikudora1215
    @rikudora1215 Před 3 lety +15

    power, unlimited power!

  • @amirul_ashraff13
    @amirul_ashraff13 Před 3 lety +4

    First we have Dita vid, now we have this another masterpiece....
    Nice

  • @xbenplayzx9690
    @xbenplayzx9690 Před 3 lety

    You and the stuka are one, you have gained full controll of it

  • @barnykirashi
    @barnykirashi Před 3 lety +1

    Oh, so you like airplanes? What kind of planes you like? Airliners, or small propeller planes, or fighter jets?
    Me: I like the Stuka.
    Why what is the Stuka?
    Me: Dive Bomber-Interceptor-Fighter-Messiah-Art

  • @ThSeLo
    @ThSeLo Před 3 lety +12

    The 20mm silently doing all the heavy lifting

  • @wulfleyn6498
    @wulfleyn6498 Před 3 lety +4

    Stuka without the wheels looks pretty nice, might just time travel and design it with folding wheels.

  • @noseblled7504
    @noseblled7504 Před 3 lety +1

    The editing skills on this video, gets a 100/100 for me.

  • @Martin-ly1xl
    @Martin-ly1xl Před 3 lety

    The sound effects and edit is spot on!

  • @Poland_Lithuania
    @Poland_Lithuania Před 3 lety +25

    누군가 그랬었지, 고도올린 슈튜카가 있다면 그건 건팩 달고있는 도라이니까 튀라고
    그 말이 옳았어

    • @TheReaperInLT
      @TheReaperInLT Před 3 lety

      Why would you have PLC as your profile pic and be speaking moon runes ? strange

    • @user-kj8wu8iu3p
      @user-kj8wu8iu3p Před 3 lety

      @@TheReaperInLT It is Korean not moon runes

    • @Poland_Lithuania
      @Poland_Lithuania Před 3 lety

      @@TheReaperInLT because I am korean who like Poland

    • @user-wm6wy4uz9j
      @user-wm6wy4uz9j Před 3 lety +1

      @@TheReaperInLT 양키쉨 김치맛좀봐라

    • @TheReaperInLT
      @TheReaperInLT Před 3 lety

      @@Poland_Lithuania well don't forget the Lithuanian part

  • @thom0243
    @thom0243 Před 3 lety +4

    The doom music at the start XD

  • @PwnUrBadCock
    @PwnUrBadCock Před rokem

    Your editing skills are on another level.

  • @HK_Slap
    @HK_Slap Před 3 lety +2

    0:14 classified retractable gear Stuka, colorised, in battle, 1944

  • @pallingtontheshrike6374
    @pallingtontheshrike6374 Před 3 lety +4

    0:35 this is terrifying

  • @Icepick-yn5el
    @Icepick-yn5el Před 3 lety +4

    와 헤드온 걸어오는거 죄다 갈아버리넼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @slyseipher329
    @slyseipher329 Před 3 lety

    I've had a long stressful day. Thank you for this.

  • @Helix597
    @Helix597 Před 3 lety +1

    This is why you dont fight a pack of Stukas without being in a spitfire or any American plane in a high energy state

  • @dapperfield595
    @dapperfield595 Před 3 lety +6

    I remember when some guy got an ace in a stuka...

  • @Regimentsarzt
    @Regimentsarzt Před 3 lety +3

    Mam, I want A10.
    No, son, we have A10 at home.
    A10 at home:*more interesting*

  • @zackarony
    @zackarony Před 3 lety +1

    The radioed memes make it 5x better

  • @siegfried2k4
    @siegfried2k4 Před 3 lety +2

    If you see a gearless Stuka don't fucking engage.... It turns like a German Ufo

  • @habi1111
    @habi1111 Před 3 lety +5

    상대방 탄막보고 놀라서 빼는거 너무 웃기네 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @mehmetkadiralbayrak4438
    @mehmetkadiralbayrak4438 Před 3 lety +3

    Palpatine:do it

  • @imranadam4034
    @imranadam4034 Před 3 lety +1

    The Stukas got so mad that they always getting shot from fighters they decided to do saitama routines come back menacingly as a Interceptor/Bomber

  • @gamblerpro8978
    @gamblerpro8978 Před 3 lety

    everything is perfect in this video - music - montage - gameplay

  • @Commander800
    @Commander800 Před 3 lety +4

    Star Trek: Enterprise moment

  • @zerrierslizer1
    @zerrierslizer1 Před 3 lety +3

    now, imagine the ENTIRETY of your team having this against the enemy team. WITH backups.
    oof

  • @Yoko_Grim
    @Yoko_Grim Před 3 lety +1

    I JUST COULDNT STOP FUCKING GOIN. “OH MY GOD”, THAT WAS AB-FUCKING-SURD. FOUR GUNPOD STUKAS IS SCARY.
    ITS LIKE A YAK-38 BUT WITH FIVE FUCKING 23MM’S

  • @peter9998
    @peter9998 Před 3 lety

    0:96 that was me and i literraly had a hearth attack when you appeared out of nowhere lol