Bob Mortimer Plays 'DIY Why Aye' Quiz Round | Question Team | Dave

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 11. 10. 2021
  • THIS CONTENT INCLUDES STRONG LANGUAGE. Bob Mortimer hosts his thrilling new DIY gameshow, with Richard Ayoade, Kerry Godliman and Thanyia Moore. Subscribe to Dave for more: bit.ly/SubscribeToDaveYT
    WATCH MORE:
    Hypothetical: bit.ly/DaveHypothetical
    Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable: bit.ly/DaveUnforgivable
    Meet the Richardsons: bit.ly/DaveMeetTheRichardsons
    Dave: Freeview 19, Sky 111, Virgin 127, BT & TalkTalk 19, Freesat 157
    Facebook: / davetvchannel
    Twitter: @davechannel / davechannel
    Instagram: / dave_tvchannel
    Website: dave.uktv.co.uk
    Watch full episodes from the UKTV network on UKTV Play: uktvplay.uktv.co.uk
    Download the UKTV Play app: iTunes: bit.ly/UKTVPlayiTunes
    Android: bit.ly/UKTVPlayAndroid
    #Dave #Comedy #QuestionTeam #BobMortimer #RichardAyoade
  • Komedie

Komentáře • 336

  • @DaveTVChannel
    @DaveTVChannel  Před 2 lety +7

    Want more Question Team? Check out this clip featuring David O'Doherty's ridiculously long limbs: czcams.com/video/E-cxKyxmdA4/video.html

  • @kellie5476
    @kellie5476 Před 2 lety +604

    We do beg your pardon but we are in your garden.

  • @randamorris6978
    @randamorris6978 Před 2 lety +560

    Bob Mortimer being so proud of his own jokes that he can’t get through them without laughing is a lovely thing to watch.

    • @CailenCambeul
      @CailenCambeul Před 2 lety +9

      Probably a joke made up on the spot rather than scripted dialogue - 2 Points to Bob.

    • @nomdeplume2213
      @nomdeplume2213 Před 2 lety +6

      I love him haha hes adorable

  • @Ameliemichelle
    @Ameliemichelle Před 2 lety +202

    You know when Bob breaks out with tee hee hee hee, he’s having a great time and so am I

  • @JG-vh1xc
    @JG-vh1xc Před 2 lety +253

    Richard’s smile and Bob’s general playful energy make this one of the most wholesome videos

    • @mitchtube3
      @mitchtube3 Před 2 lety +9

      If you haven't seen it, check out the clip of them talking about the reverse toilet investment on Travel Man

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Sensible chuckle king and nonsensical joke master are always a great team

  • @elsical
    @elsical Před 2 lety +243

    I love Bob, but what I think I love the most about this is that Richard Ayoade is laughing at him 😄

    • @jacobl6714
      @jacobl6714 Před 2 lety +14

      i know. it's like a litmus test of quality, imo. if it passes muster with mister ayoade i feel it must be good, instinctively

    • @PetroicaRodinogaster264
      @PetroicaRodinogaster264 Před 2 lety +10

      I agree. Richard is hard to even crack a smile. Reminds me of my cousin who rarely even smiled let alone laughed. If I told a joke and 100 people laughed you could still not be sure it was that funny but if he just smiled I guessed it it was hilarious.

    • @sonny9493
      @sonny9493 Před 2 lety +8

      Not one other person makes him laugh this on these shows. I love it

    • @paulbromley6687
      @paulbromley6687 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Richard is known for not being a laughy man but Bob hits his funny bone more frequently than is comfortable for Mr Ayoade.

  • @thesimpsons17
    @thesimpsons17 Před 2 lety +557

    Is it possible to not like Bob Mortimer? I genuinely think he might be the only universally loved celebrity.

    • @budle89
      @budle89 Před 2 lety +35

      I love the guy even when I don't find his jokes THAT funny. The man has funny personality.
      I listened to his podcast before and during my sleep and had nightmares both times. Woke up like shit in those two mornings. They talked so randomly and full of crazy stories. My unconcious mind can't cope with them.

    • @mortyjr8433
      @mortyjr8433 Před 2 lety +29

      I haven’t found anyone that doesn’t like him and if I do then I shan’t spend any time with that person 😂

    • @beowulf1417
      @beowulf1417 Před 2 lety +10

      Do we have a third certainty to go with Death and Taxes?

    • @ssabykoops
      @ssabykoops Před 2 lety +7

      What about Mr K dilkington

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace Před 2 lety +7

      I love him too, only 7.5 billion more data points to go

  • @sheltyhorn4332
    @sheltyhorn4332 Před 2 lety +92

    "Exactly the angle a wolf employs when it yawns. " Wow. Genius.

    • @MichaelCoombes776
      @MichaelCoombes776 Před 2 lety +6

      It's like when he was on WILTY and was describing an angle with his hands: "Imagine if a duck went quack..... now imagine if the duck went FOX!"

    • @paulbromley6687
      @paulbromley6687 Před 5 měsíci +1

      But not the angle that a duck makes when it sees a fox

  • @paolagrando5079
    @paolagrando5079 Před 2 lety +286

    Richard can't keep a straight face with the charming explanations and moves of Bob. 😸

    • @Walperion_Paintings
      @Walperion_Paintings Před 2 lety +18

      Yes Bob's intros are so funny, here, "You can't help but laugh!"
      Good to see Richard appreciates this kind of quirky humour and charisma of Bob.

    • @m.elizabethchupp9529
      @m.elizabethchupp9529 Před 2 lety +29

      I don't think I've ever seen Richard laugh this much! Except maybe with Noel.

    • @johninloes8817
      @johninloes8817 Před 2 lety +22

      Watching Richard bite his lip to keep from laughing is a testament to the brilliance that is Bob Mortimer.

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace Před 2 lety +3

      Too cute

    • @sporkfindus4777
      @sporkfindus4777 Před 2 lety +3

      It's a beautiful thing

  • @thomasthomasson2319
    @thomasthomasson2319 Před 2 lety +111

    Dave captioned this on facebook with something like "this is what it would be like if Bob Mortimer hosted a quiz show" proving just how short people's memories are.

    • @benshahrabi
      @benshahrabi Před 2 lety +15

      If Dave want more of Bob as quizmaster, maybe they should bring back Shooting Stars?

    • @hanklancaster3532
      @hanklancaster3532 Před 2 lety +2

      @@benshahrabi Oh my word yes!

    • @safebans1369
      @safebans1369 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@benshahrabi I feel that Jim isn't so keen on TV comedy these days and is focusing on his art. A new quiz show with a different concept would be great though

  • @itsokay7989
    @itsokay7989 Před 2 lety +359

    I've lost complete track of all the shows that run on Dave. Apparently everyone has a show on Dave now lol. But I know one thing: I see Bob, I click!

    • @monkeytron5061
      @monkeytron5061 Před 2 lety +4

      Init

    • @monkeytron5061
      @monkeytron5061 Před 2 lety +18

      It’s off bob and Andy’s Althetico Mince podcast what he is up to just in case you haven’t listened.
      If you haven’t I’ve just given you a portal to hours of laughter.

    • @mdj2061
      @mdj2061 Před 2 lety +3

      Tee-hee-hee

    • @muaddib667
      @muaddib667 Před 2 lety +1

      It's not even on the UKTV player

    • @monkeytron5061
      @monkeytron5061 Před 2 lety

      @@muaddib667 you are shitting on me!

  • @faithshearer5956
    @faithshearer5956 Před 2 lety +88

    Bob Mortimer and Richard Ayoade on the same show, I couldn’t be happier. 😂

    • @stepheng8779
      @stepheng8779 Před 2 lety +1

      I could just Bob.

    • @joechapman8208
      @joechapman8208 Před 2 lety +1

      If you haven't seen it already, they did a Travel Man episode together as well. There are quite a few clips on here, or the whole thing's probably on the UKTV app

    • @jonhohensee3258
      @jonhohensee3258 Před 2 lety +1

      Faith - What if... you won 31 million dollars???

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@joechapman8208Yep that's a good one. Love how much they enjoy each other's company.

  • @mackbee3039
    @mackbee3039 Před rokem +27

    I've never seen anybody make Richard laugh (and really laugh out loud) like Bob. The travel man clip where they're talking about the reverse toilet, he cannot keep up his persona and I love it.

    • @DaveTVChannel
      @DaveTVChannel  Před rokem +9

      It's a literal superpower

    • @kelzuya
      @kelzuya Před 8 měsíci +3

      That time when he told him that him and Cliff Richard both gotten bitten by the same fox at different pop festivals also had Ayode cracking up.

  • @patrickbyrne5070
    @patrickbyrne5070 Před 2 měsíci +2

    The world would be a better place if we had more people like Bob

  • @canderousrobo3321
    @canderousrobo3321 Před 2 lety +42

    I've never seen Richard smile this much

  • @oliverholmes-gunning5372
    @oliverholmes-gunning5372 Před 2 lety +51

    I've never seen Ayoade try so hard not to laugh😂😂

  • @thesimpsons17
    @thesimpsons17 Před 2 lety +70

    I'd say the spirit level is at the angle of if a duck went Quack, but not if it went FOX!

  • @georgebillingham
    @georgebillingham Před 2 lety +105

    I wonder how the sweaty lad from Sunderland feels about Bob doing Boing parp spirit level oink hammer PEANUTS tape measure on national TV without him

    • @matttaylor9365
      @matttaylor9365 Před 2 lety +11

      Give me just a little more time time time

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 Před 2 lety +2

      Hehe. Little did I suspect I would find a thread full of Vic Reeves Big Night Out fans, but I did😎
      "Show 'im the spirit level Bob! It calms 'im down"😆

    • @robskyd
      @robskyd Před 2 lety +3

      Give me just a little more time time time time time time

  • @GlassyDusty
    @GlassyDusty Před 2 lety +20

    "You'll all be familiar with the trip hazard that is a slimy area of decking. Get rid of it with this fella." *pats the pressure washer 11 times*

  • @shriekingviolet531
    @shriekingviolet531 Před 2 lety +31

    A man that struggles not to laugh at his own jokes, is a good man in my book.

  • @MrSpannners
    @MrSpannners Před rokem +3

    Bob Mortimer was born to entertain others, that's just the truth.

  • @AlanHope2013
    @AlanHope2013 Před 2 lety +25

    Funny to see the usually straight-faced Richard Ayoade so genuinely amused by Bob's antics. But who isn't?

  • @MrDigimal
    @MrDigimal Před 2 lety +41

    I love that even Richard laughs at Bob

  • @sonali7789
    @sonali7789 Před 2 lety +24

    I love how Richard is losing it and trying to control from laughing

  • @Ameliemichelle
    @Ameliemichelle Před 2 lety +11

    That man is living his best life and we are all the better for being here to witness it.

  • @Peter-dr9ch
    @Peter-dr9ch Před 2 lety +37

    Athletico Mince on TV 🙌🏻🙌🏻

  • @reginaphalange7795
    @reginaphalange7795 Před 2 lety +21

    I'd recommend his appearance on Off Menu podcast. The way he talked about loving food was touching and hilarious. Lots of happy memories. "The cheaper meats" get a few mentions. Miss it at your peril.

  • @PaulMcCaffreyfmac
    @PaulMcCaffreyfmac Před 2 lety +28

    If Ayoade is amused it must be top quality oddity on show

  • @SirGingerOfKnight
    @SirGingerOfKnight Před 2 lety +12

    Bob could just as easily have handed the production team a usb stick of images and music, and a box of tools and winged-it from there. The result would still be the same:
    Richard Ayoade failing to maintain his persona, unable to hide himself corpsing on his own show. Magnificent!

    • @urmumsbaps
      @urmumsbaps Před 2 lety

      It's the same on his episode of travel man. You could watch every single other episode in a row and you'd not see Richard crack a smile once, but he pretty much spends the entirety of Bob's episode grinning like the cheshire cat

  • @marineboy1964
    @marineboy1964 Před 2 lety +16

    It's a good job Bob is doing his thing
    No one else could pull this off

  • @Walperion_Paintings
    @Walperion_Paintings Před 2 lety +35

    Omg Bob's introductions here are hilarious!
    I lost it several times during those, as I see Richard did. :)
    "You can't help but laugh!"
    And you can see Bob is making himself laugh a bit several times, that's a sign of good energy in the studio.

    • @lizbrithor6025
      @lizbrithor6025 Před 2 lety +1

      He is the funniest man I have ever seen!

    • @Walperion_Paintings
      @Walperion_Paintings Před 2 lety +2

      @@lizbrithor6025 Yes! Maybe the friendliest of all comedians as well! :)

  • @SwordOfHeimdall
    @SwordOfHeimdall Před 2 lety +6

    This really gave me flashbacks to "Shooting Stars" 🤣

  • @hawsrulebegin7768
    @hawsrulebegin7768 Před 2 lety +34

    Bob is god. Is there a Dave factory with every single telly comic getting their own show that nobody watches?

    • @bitnewt
      @bitnewt Před 2 lety +6

      Dave always seems to be showing reruns on TV, but has all of these great clips online. Where do they come from? Is time going backwards for Dave?

  • @kieranbullock02
    @kieranbullock02 Před 2 lety +4

    A Shooting Stars opening leads to a classic Athletico Mince quiz flourish, great!

  • @timdogdawg4099
    @timdogdawg4099 Před 2 lety +6

    I know it's random, but Bob is such an amazing comedian and British institution, I'd love to see him take the helm of all the wildlife series that Sir David Attenborough does.
    I can picture it now..."and here we have the apex predator, the great white shark.....I wonder what his favourite brand of seal is?!"
    Bob, we all love you, don't ever die 😘

  • @pencilled_robin
    @pencilled_robin Před rokem +2

    Only Bob Mortimer could make this game into the funniest thing I've watched all day.

  • @Millennial_Mike
    @Millennial_Mike Před 2 lety +4

    Bob must be #1 on every panel shows want list.

  • @kite-flying_potato
    @kite-flying_potato Před 2 lety +2

    I've never seen Ayoade look so delighted. Anyone who doesn't smile at Bob Mortimer is probably a demon, though.

  • @Millennial_Mike
    @Millennial_Mike Před 2 lety +3

    I like that it's an actual Hoover... to avoid the incorrect naming of another vacuum cleaner.

  • @Gav_80085
    @Gav_80085 Před 2 lety +7

    I wanted another bonus round to find out which cord retracted the fastest. I thought that what he was setting up!

  • @tbz1551
    @tbz1551 Před 2 lety +22

    A far more entertaining version of the The Price is Right.

  • @dmgroberts5471
    @dmgroberts5471 Před rokem +1

    Bob Mortimer is what happens when you cross genius with complete balls-out insanity. The man is massively intelligent and exists in a world that only makes sense to him. What we perceive as humour, is him defining the limitations of a reality that only he knows. I've seen him on Taskmaster and Would I Lie to You; I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Bob Mortimer.

  • @jeffjefferson7384
    @jeffjefferson7384 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I want this to be a weekly show with Bob on every week.

  • @tzimiable
    @tzimiable Před měsícem

    Allright, this has convinced me. I could watch Bob do anything. I'm sure even watching Bob watch paint dry would be entertaining.

  • @nonsensicalvin
    @nonsensicalvin Před 2 lety +8

    Shout outs to my fellow aussies who love these tv shows from the UK

  • @joshuaverkerk4532
    @joshuaverkerk4532 Před 2 lety

    This was brilliant, I’d watch this show all day

  • @reginaldmustardbacon5866
    @reginaldmustardbacon5866 Před 2 lety +1

    His happiness is very contagious

  • @jamesbutler6253
    @jamesbutler6253 Před 18 dny

    Richard laughing at Bob is the seal of quality.

  • @breakbeatkid
    @breakbeatkid Před 2 lety +19

    i think the title of this segment could be improved with a parp and a boing. Give me just a little more time.

  • @JD-xn4ls
    @JD-xn4ls Před 2 lety +3

    This is brilliant it made it to tv. I’m waiting for what’s behind the door and crime files next

  • @eidothea
    @eidothea Před 2 lety +2

    Imagine if all salesmen make pitches like Bob’s… their commissions would be off the roof!

  • @nickstones5583
    @nickstones5583 Před 2 lety +1

    Richard is doing a damn good job not losing it with Bob, biting his lip all the time 😂🤣

  • @anchovy9405
    @anchovy9405 Před měsícem

    I love bob! He`s just a great human❤ being

  • @muhniepie
    @muhniepie Před 3 měsíci

    No one is a greater national treasure than Bob Mortimer. Protect him at all costs.

  • @danielnewill2624
    @danielnewill2624 Před 2 lety +2

    If Bob was selling any of these products, I would buy anything. 🔨

  • @yuppys
    @yuppys Před 2 měsíci

    I can watch Bob all freaking day........would love to meet him in a pub one day!!

  • @bletheringfool
    @bletheringfool Před 2 lety +4

    I want to see Bob do this but on QVC

  • @Grant-gk5mw
    @Grant-gk5mw Před 9 měsíci

    "I'm gonna kick this chrome ball against your town hall, and your fire engines aren't safe"

  • @merlapittman5034
    @merlapittman5034 Před 2 lety +1

    Bob Mortimer - magnificent! 😂

  • @lesean7939
    @lesean7939 Před 2 lety

    Bob Mortimer is so delightful.

  • @LukeMcGuireoides
    @LukeMcGuireoides Před 10 měsíci +1

    I looove Bob

  • @robertgreenaway5166
    @robertgreenaway5166 Před 2 lety +1

    A lot of my friends say I remind them of bob, I’ve loved him since I was young, watching him and vic back in the 90’s. My names bob too and I’ll take that as a massive compliment as he’s a legend!!

    • @muaddib667
      @muaddib667 Před 2 lety +2

      Reading this comment it's hard to see why.

    • @karlworton9261
      @karlworton9261 Před 2 lety +1

      and you have one of those made up surnames Bob is famous for

  • @GAIS414
    @GAIS414 Před 2 lety +2

    Love Bob! Famously hedge trimmers and electric chainsaws are fitted with extremely short power cords. In order to not damage it's own connection. Repairing an extension cord is way easier than opening up the hedge trimmer each time you nick it.

    • @donsurlylyte
      @donsurlylyte Před 2 lety +1

      my wife once cut through the cord with the hedge trimmer that was being powered by it.

    • @GAIS414
      @GAIS414 Před 2 lety

      @@donsurlylyte Happens to the best of us.

  • @iain860
    @iain860 Před 2 lety +1

    Bob, you genius! 🥰🤣

  • @izziboustead6279
    @izziboustead6279 Před 2 lety

    i mean this is just delightful

  • @justinelouise2655
    @justinelouise2655 Před 2 lety +32

    I'm here for Richard low-key losing it

  • @louieberg2942
    @louieberg2942 Před 2 lety +2

    Even when I am not laughing out loud at Bob, he's just so very entertaining and pleasant to watch. He's never boring.

  • @xjohnson42
    @xjohnson42 Před rokem +1

    Paint companies need to hire Bob to create names for paint colors.
    I thought Nana's pearls sounds like a name Bob would make up.

  • @nonsensicalvin
    @nonsensicalvin Před 2 lety +2

    Where can I watch full episodes in Australia 😟

  • @gewhiz1494
    @gewhiz1494 Před 9 měsíci +1

    We must do all we can to preserve bob. I volunteer to crack the egg into his bath daily.

    • @DaveTVChannel
      @DaveTVChannel  Před 9 měsíci +1

      It should be like jury duty, everyone has to take turns to crack Bob's bath egg.

  • @PetrolPatrol
    @PetrolPatrol Před rokem +2

    Can we just let Bob run all of telly?

  • @tomashurst6499
    @tomashurst6499 Před 2 lety +1

    "thats pretty powerful...." 😆

  • @Lazarus-aap
    @Lazarus-aap Před 2 lety

    That was oddly and surprisingly fun...

  • @jasminkhangura3832
    @jasminkhangura3832 Před 2 lety

    Omg!a new show Richard is hosting?!

  • @Red-Eyez420gaming
    @Red-Eyez420gaming Před 2 měsíci

    For a second, i thought the thumbnail looked like batista and richard Ayoade😂

  • @papasy3748
    @papasy3748 Před 2 lety +5

    nobody makes Richard smile like Bob (Also VIc, Lee Mack, Sean Lock, Chris O'Dowd, and Noel Fielding)

  • @lucywillis4535
    @lucywillis4535 Před 2 lety

    Bob and Rosie's rounds have been the best of the series....

  • @likmijnreet4542
    @likmijnreet4542 Před rokem

    I've been watching lots of panel shows but this one seems to be geared towards the painters and plumbers of Britain. Why not indeed?

  • @oldmanjenkins38
    @oldmanjenkins38 Před 2 lety +1

    Mortimer is a legend

  • @gerardtom5722
    @gerardtom5722 Před 2 lety

    Great 👍

  • @GrahamBiscuits
    @GrahamBiscuits Před 2 lety +2

    I bet Les was happy to see the spirit level.

  • @bournemouthisshit
    @bournemouthisshit Před 2 lety

    AW! Silly BEAUTY! 😂

  • @davedavem
    @davedavem Před 2 lety +1

    Richard is clearly not a stranger to a B&Q. And as a man who rides a folding bicycle, I bet he knows his way around a Halfords, too.

  • @Flike245
    @Flike245 Před 2 lety +1

    You look at Richard Ayoade and just know, "Here's a man familiar with the price of tools."

  • @devonm8578
    @devonm8578 Před 2 lety

    No no no! That's not just a hammer, that's a way of life!

  • @maryboppins7265
    @maryboppins7265 Před 2 lety

    It's simple. I see Bob Mortimer I hit like

  • @James-semaJ
    @James-semaJ Před 2 lety

    This reminded me of shooting stars

  • @aseddon130
    @aseddon130 Před 2 lety +1

    GIVE ME JUST A LITTLE MORE TIME TIME TIME!

  • @seanwheeler580
    @seanwheeler580 Před 6 měsíci

    Rarely does a man make Richard break character, genius

  • @ducky5945
    @ducky5945 Před 2 lety

    Why on earth is the cable on that pressure washer so short? You'll be using it to clean the stone flags and decking around the outside of your home, right? And an extension cable would be somewhat hazardous to use around something that's designed to spray water... Perhaps you charge its internal batteries via the mains?

  • @nomdeplume2213
    @nomdeplume2213 Před 2 lety

    I want a Bob of my own 😍😍 hes precious.

  • @johnjon4688
    @johnjon4688 Před 2 lety

    You know what? In the US, those electric hedge trimmers come with a cord that is about 12 inches long. Because then they get you to buy an extension cord as well.

  • @TW-ks3pn
    @TW-ks3pn Před 2 lety +1

    and the quiz is called Boink, parp, boy-oy-oingggggg, PEANUTS, hardware, give me a little more time time time. That's nice, innit Andy?

  • @ClemFandango93
    @ClemFandango93 Před 2 lety

    Give me just a little more time time time time (time) 🎶

  • @buttsthe367
    @buttsthe367 Před 2 lety

    I thought “ reach or cord” meant he was going to stretch out the Hoover hose, in which case Hoover might have been longest.

  • @TOPOFTHEBOBS
    @TOPOFTHEBOBS Před 2 lety

    thought the music was going to be the theme tune to Thats Life

  • @balsammcvinegar9996
    @balsammcvinegar9996 Před 2 lety

    London White is a shade of grey?

  • @fedos
    @fedos Před 2 lety

    I just learned a difference between UK and US power tools.

  • @OmegaProxy
    @OmegaProxy Před 6 měsíci

    I’m not sure if I enjoy Mortimer’s surreal comedy or watching Ayoade enjoy it more.

  • @ethelmini
    @ethelmini Před 2 lety +1

    "I didn't believe Nana's Pearls", hello did you not notice you're being asked by Bob Mortimer?