1. techno/dance music pop beats that escalate forever 2. milk 3. ads on youtube that i can't skip 4. boys on instagram/the "salute" pose 5. pancakes i tag you
She probably hasn't replied to you because this video is old and she most likely doesn't watch her old stuff anymore at it. You should ask her about it on one of her social media sites instead.
OMG!!!! @ the crescendo into oblivion! Gurrrllla, I almost just peed on myself. Literally sitting here crying. I was looking like you holding your chest. I couldn't BREATHE I was laughing so much!
they traumatized me in day care (this has stayed with me for 17+ years) when they would hand out snacks like apple slices and then drop down on the table a jug sized cup of cold milk to wash the apple slices down because that shit goes together and would force you to drink it everyday. i never did and would get in so much trouble. no thank you sir/ ma'am I'll take my punishment.
YES TO THE MILK! I remember moving to the US from the Caribbean in the first grade and being forced to eat this godawfu lunch with that godforsaken milk. Where I'm from originally I never ate school lunches, my mother cooked and I went home to eat and I drank juice not that dreadful MILK. I was not a fan and still am not
I agree with all of this. I always hated that scene in home alone with his bed wetting cousin drinking milk with pizza that was spilled all over the place. Cow juice sucks. That salute bite lip eyebrow raise pose that these shirtless bony skinny jean wearing little boys keep doing makes me vomit for 24 hours. And pancakes....always loved waffles more. Don't get the hype.
Cow juice! My family is team Almond milk and my kids just started at a new pre school. It's like a DHS rule to give kids to servings of cow juice a day. Not my kids. I leave almond milk at the school.
I'm now stalking your back catalogue and watching things I have already watched. VEDA 2016 withdrawal symptoms... That crescendo you speak of ruins most modern music, you get to a certain point of listening to the trendy radio stations where it all melts into one song! I'm too old for that!
bwahahaha..hear nah everytime I hear a crescendo I think about you....I literally hold my breathe too with that..lol. And yes the 'Salute'....dyinggggggg!!!!
It has been a few years and I fell into this video... still very funny. And no lying, this past weekend I saw a pic of a guyon facebook doing the salute with hand and eyebrow.. lmao
Been looking for this video for a while I've seen it before I howled the first time.. After watching this the first time everytime I heard the dance beat escalation made me LLoolll.... Evelyn toooo funnny!!
Dear Evelyn, You're awesome...and you're awesomeness inspires soooo many of us out here to remember to laugh and be awesome too...please continue doing you boo, it's looks good on you. Oh and thank you for taking care of yourself :)
You're right crescendos do raise your heartbeat because when you're listening to music your heartbeat resonates with the beats per minute in the song. So when it has that never ending crescendo it does mess with your heart and in today's music it's never in a good way. And I totally agree with the cow juice lol. What makes me laugh is people will drink milk from a cow but will scrunch their nose up at human breast milk. I'm not saying drink either of them but the idea of drinking something from another species is supposedly cool but people are crazy if they decide to drink from their own species...?
Hahahaha. Yeah, I'm not here for most of this stuff neither! I do get excited about a pancake when there is nothing in the house to eat and you find the mix tho. Evelyn is too creative!!
Can I tell you my rants and you can post them? I have a job where white people like to look at your every word and move, but I SO FEEL YOU. I'm a little over 50 years old, so I've got a WHOLE LIST OF SHIT for you to rant about. I'm serious too!!!
New subbie here! Going through your old videos, you are seriously hilarious Evelyn! Also, proud Team Waffles member! (Pancakes used to be my thing, but it's been waffles for the last ten years now. xD)
oh my gosh I am cracking up !!! like . . . I have not ever heard of anyone not liking that part of the music . lmboooo I am cracking up for real !!! You're hilarious yo I don't know how many times I told myself , I love this girl .
YESSSSS I feel like I have to hold my breath or something all the way up until the beat drops! Bahah. "You are not in the army sir. Who are you saluting?" Pure comedic gold. You're so naturally funny and your videos make me happy when I'm not. Yay, you!!! :))
LOL! The thing about cow's juice... it's a profitable market. The consumption of animals and their byproducts is not necessary. All that jazz they talk about calcium and protein and what not... is a bold faced lie. But what's the best way to convince people they need something that makes a lot of money for the people who sell it to you? Give it to their kids and tell them it's necessary for them to grow up healthy.
First of all, Buhahahaaaa! I feel you on 1 through 4, but I gotta admit I play for both teams on number 5. That heart attack though! I heart you so much, you don't even know. I am a milk hater too; they say I am lactose intolerant. I hate that some of the ads are appearing in the middle of videos now, like... this isn't commercial television #fallback. I just can't with Instagram! When you mentioned the salute! I wanted to bust out running as I busted out laughing because it is so true. Now someone has to rep for team waffles, so I am glad you're taking up the cause, but who is gonna be ambassador for Team French Toast!?! LOL! Now, 5 things I am not here for: 1. When you're at the grocery store standing in line for a whole school year and they open a new lane, but the dudes that just got in line go to the new lane first. Like what!?!?! That's not fair! You didn't persevere with us through all these centuries; where were you when we had to wait on that price check!?! Where were you when they had to go run and see if that item was actually on sale? Where were you when they had to call the manager to come push a button and turn a little key so that the cashier could keep ringing? Where were you when that person started paying with a check!?!?! You weren't there! You don't know the struggle! Oooh okay so yeah, that is all, that is it, that is preeety much 1 through 5 of what I am not here for.
Do y'all have that youtuber that you like so much that you are willing to sit through the commercials you can skip just so you can contribute that $0.02 to their bank account. Evelyn, you are that for me. I refused to skip that stupid Arby's commercial for your benefit. Keep doing amazing work :)
Milk with baked goods, PBJs, choco cake...YASSSS. But nothing savory. Once in college, to experiment, I tried to drink milk with a spaghetti dinner and almost vomited.
Omg, Evelyn! lololol! My husband and i have been cracking up the whole time! We've been your fans for more than a year now. We absolutely love your videos! But this one was just hilariouuuuss!
omg* drops str out of bed* @ heartattacks with the beats to oblivion..lol yesss, that Simple commercial gets me..lol *faints @ no filter/salutes* Queen everytime I view ya videos, you make my evening..nuff, nuff love!
Can we have an updated version of this? #kthanks
+Evelyn From The Internets Please
She probably hasn't replied to you because this video is old and she most likely doesn't watch her old stuff anymore at it. You should ask her about it on one of her social media sites instead.
I think it's fair to say that she's not here for that...
I'll see myself out.
YESSSSSSS!!!!
Yesss can we
This was TOO real. That crescendo tho? i felt it. I FELT IT.
"Milk doesn't go with meatloaf ma'am" lmao dead 💀 😂
😂😂😂😂
"You are not in the army SIR" *Dead*
OMG!!!! @ the crescendo into oblivion! Gurrrllla, I almost just peed on myself. Literally sitting here crying. I was looking like you holding your chest. I couldn't BREATHE I was laughing so much!
girl you are HILARIOUS. i was crying at the rihanna we found love part!
I am still in tears (literally!) about this!
LOL "shout out to music theory"
"None of this goes" 😂😂😂😂😂
they traumatized me in day care (this has stayed with me for 17+ years) when they would hand out snacks like apple slices and then drop down on the table a jug sized cup of cold milk to wash the apple slices down because that shit goes together and would force you to drink it everyday. i never did and would get in so much trouble. no thank you sir/ ma'am I'll take my punishment.
YES TO THE MILK! I remember moving to the US from the Caribbean in the first grade and being forced to eat this godawfu lunch with that godforsaken milk. Where I'm from originally I never ate school lunches, my mother cooked and I went home to eat and I drank juice not that dreadful MILK. I was not a fan and still am not
loll at that dreadful milk
Kaila Powell I like milk but the damn school milk was shitty ass skim
Girrrrrrrrrl!! That crescendo into oblivion!!! 😂😂😂
CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE CRESCENDO INTO OBLIVION. long rises like that can be frustrating haha but i appreciate it in a production perspective
'Bc I don't have any friends I tag my damn self..OK?' 20 secs in and im already subscribed 😂
I. AM. CRYING. REAL. TEARS.
Lmaooo same. I'd have to tag myself in things too :')
"You're not in the army sir." ahhhhahahahahahahahhahaha #teamwaffles all the way
Cow juice!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im tardy to the party...im new and catching up. Again...u are HILARIOUS!!
I agree with all of this. I always hated that scene in home alone with his bed wetting cousin drinking milk with pizza that was spilled all over the place. Cow juice sucks. That salute bite lip eyebrow raise pose that these shirtless bony skinny jean wearing little boys keep doing makes me vomit for 24 hours. And pancakes....always loved waffles more. Don't get the hype.
Cow juice! My family is team Almond milk and my kids just started at a new pre school. It's like a DHS rule to give kids to servings of cow juice a day. Not my kids. I leave almond milk at the school.
"Because I don't have any friends...I tagged my darn self!" LOLOL...girl, you had me cracking up!!
I'm now stalking your back catalogue and watching things I have already watched. VEDA 2016 withdrawal symptoms... That crescendo you speak of ruins most modern music, you get to a certain point of listening to the trendy radio stations where it all melts into one song! I'm too old for that!
I am now doing the same thing, 1 year later lol. Glad to know I'm not alone.
+Tash Same😃
Yea Evelyn I’m officially obsessed with you and your content 🌿✊🏾
bwahahaha..hear nah everytime I hear a crescendo I think about you....I literally hold my breathe too with that..lol. And yes the 'Salute'....dyinggggggg!!!!
yesss i hate that 'forehead ripplies' that some guys do on social media pics!
loved this!
I'm here for Evelyn!
It has been a few years and I fell into this video... still very funny. And no lying, this past weekend I saw a pic of a guyon facebook doing the salute with hand and eyebrow.. lmao
😂😆 waiting for the crescendo to drop......main reason why I don't listen to pop music.....needed that laugh, here for Evelyn 😁
"And because I don't have any friends, I tagged my damn self." HAHAHAHA LOL.
Hahaa! I'm gonna tag myself too, lol. Good to see ya' girl!
It's like today I am grateful for CZcams recommendations.
Salma Lynch yesss
aw man you had me howling at the crescendo into obliviion! holy fuck ahaha
Been looking for this video for a while I've seen it before I howled the first time.. After watching this the first time everytime I heard the dance beat escalation made me LLoolll.... Evelyn toooo funnny!!
I been looking for this video for the longest!! That crescendo pop thing had me DYING LAUGHING! lol
Dear Evelyn, You're awesome...and you're awesomeness inspires soooo many of us out here to remember to laugh and be awesome too...please continue doing you boo, it's looks good on you. Oh and thank you for taking care of yourself :)
It is 2022, I am 28 years old, rewatching this for the first time in forever, and CACKLING.
my new favourite channel, PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE!
I haven't found a funny channel in so long
You're right crescendos do raise your heartbeat because when you're listening to music your heartbeat resonates with the beats per minute in the song. So when it has that never ending crescendo it does mess with your heart and in today's music it's never in a good way.
And I totally agree with the cow juice lol. What makes me laugh is people will drink milk from a cow but will scrunch their nose up at human breast milk. I'm not saying drink either of them but the idea of drinking something from another species is supposedly cool but people are crazy if they decide to drink from their own species...?
LOL!! Too funny...I agreed with everything *except* the part about pancakes!
Hahahaha. Yeah, I'm not here for most of this stuff neither! I do get excited about a pancake when there is nothing in the house to eat and you find the mix tho. Evelyn is too creative!!
I just laughed so hard at the part about waiting for the beat to finally drop! I scared my coworkers lol
....when you dogged pancakes, but then swiftly lifted up the name of waffles. I cried.
Omg the topics are so random but I love it 😭❤️❤️❤️
Lol at the crescendo into oblivion! I just flatlined from laughing so hard!! Thanks Ev
Can I tell you my rants and you can post them? I have a job where white people like to look at your every word and move, but I SO FEEL YOU. I'm a little over 50 years old, so I've got a WHOLE LIST OF SHIT for you to rant about. I'm serious too!!!
New subbie here! Going through your old videos, you are seriously hilarious Evelyn! Also, proud Team Waffles member! (Pancakes used to be my thing, but it's been waffles for the last ten years now. xD)
oh my gosh I am cracking up !!! like . . . I have not ever heard of anyone not liking that part of the music . lmboooo I am cracking up for real !!! You're hilarious yo I don't know how many times I told myself , I love this girl .
When she said pancakes i was like 😱
YESSSSS I feel like I have to hold my breath or something all the way up until the beat drops! Bahah. "You are not in the army sir. Who are you saluting?" Pure comedic gold. You're so naturally funny and your videos make me happy when I'm not. Yay, you!!! :))
Hahaha the adverts kill me. The struggle of having a music playlist that is always interrupted!!
Laughing to tears with the pop beat heart attack lol
LOL! The thing about cow's juice... it's a profitable market. The consumption of animals and their byproducts is not necessary. All that jazz they talk about calcium and protein and what not... is a bold faced lie. But what's the best way to convince people they need something that makes a lot of money for the people who sell it to you? Give it to their kids and tell them it's necessary for them to grow up healthy.
Never stop making vids, you are one on my fave YT'ers. You're hilarious without even trying. :)
Waffles are good, but I'd take a pancake over a waffle any day...
Literally DYING!! Love your videos!!
Lmfaoooo! Those Ad's !!! It's crazy cuz I knew EXACTLY which ones you were talkn' about lol
just shared this vid on fb. you crack me up evelyn!
LOVE this video! LOVE your personality you're hilarious!
100% agree with everything you said.....except the pancakes bit. They're fun & delicious.
So their eyes look rainbows killed me
New subbie here, i've been binge watching your videos for 3 days now and you are an amazing person, keep up the good work!!😊😊
I still love this video! Cracks me up like the first time I saw it!
I cried you are way too funny and that was so true and so hilarious about the crescendo.
Ahahaha...and it's STILL funny two almost 3 years later! AHAHAHA
cow juice. 😂
First of all, Buhahahaaaa! I feel you on 1 through 4, but I gotta admit I play for both teams on number 5. That heart attack though! I heart you so much, you don't even know. I am a milk hater too; they say I am lactose intolerant. I hate that some of the ads are appearing in the middle of videos now, like... this isn't commercial television #fallback. I just can't with Instagram! When you mentioned the salute! I wanted to bust out running as I busted out laughing because it is so true. Now someone has to rep for team waffles, so I am glad you're taking up the cause, but who is gonna be ambassador for Team French Toast!?! LOL!
Now, 5 things I am not here for:
1. When you're at the grocery store standing in line for a whole school year and they open a new lane, but the dudes that just got in line go to the new lane first. Like what!?!?! That's not fair! You didn't persevere with us through all these centuries; where were you when we had to wait on that price check!?! Where were you when they had to go run and see if that item was actually on sale? Where were you when they had to call the manager to come push a button and turn a little key so that the cashier could keep ringing? Where were you when that person started paying with a check!?!?! You weren't there! You don't know the struggle!
Oooh okay so yeah, that is all, that is it, that is preeety much 1 through 5 of what I am not here for.
Loool when you started off talking about pop songs crescendoing, my mind went straight to that Rihanna song that you ended up playing haha
lmao!!! Had to fav this! My jaws are hurting from laughing so hard! I live for your comedy!! I agree with you on everything you said!
you are wonderfully thoughtfully hilarious
Girrl no with this crescendo.😂😂😂
Adblock for them ads. Ain't nobody got time.
You had me at the escalating crescendo. Lol!
Do y'all have that youtuber that you like so much that you are willing to sit through the commercials you can skip just so you can contribute that $0.02 to their bank account. Evelyn, you are that for me. I refused to skip that stupid Arby's commercial for your benefit. Keep doing amazing work :)
"Why are you forcing this child to drink milk with pizza?"
I. DIED. #EvelynBinge
Lmao you're freaking HILARIOUS!! I just subbed. I'm partial to french toast though lol
The crescendo(?) to oblivion bit had me so weak hahahahahaha!
God bless you for the notations in the description box!
that heart attack play out had me flat lining!...get it...heart attack..flat line.. 😂😂😂
I just subscribed!! You are so great omfg
Milk with baked goods, PBJs, choco cake...YASSSS. But nothing savory. Once in college, to experiment, I tried to drink milk with a spaghetti dinner and almost vomited.
You are so da*n funny! LAWD! My new favorite page *2 thumbs up*
I'm in actual tears!!! You soooo f ing get me 😩😩😩😹😹
I love the crescendo into oblivion lololol
You are giving me life! LOL love it
u r tooooo funny..LOL..so animated...i luv it!!!
Omg, Evelyn! lololol! My husband and i have been cracking up the whole time! We've been your fans for more than a year now. We absolutely love your videos! But this one was just hilariouuuuss!
omg* drops str out of bed* @ heartattacks with the beats to oblivion..lol yesss, that Simple commercial gets me..lol *faints @ no filter/salutes* Queen everytime I view ya videos, you make my evening..nuff, nuff love!
Crescendo into Oblivion..... funny!
Bahahahahahaha that beat criscendo bit just hella slayed me
I'm rolling right now.... LOL. I needed this. I thought I was the only one who hated the tomfoolery and ratchedness.
Damn straight girl! Pancakes and milk combo are the ultimate doo-kee slush maker.
I try to tell dese folks about homemade waffles! Finally someone understands 😆
This is a solid list!
you got me wanting to do a vid on this now, love it EV
LIKE. Thankyou for the chuckles, i needed that today
I luv this!!!!!! Great personality!!! I just subscribed.
i have anxiety and that crescendo thing really freaks me out lolololol
omgahhh Evelyn where have yu been all my life?! whY am I just now discovering yu! yu have made my night lol new sub! love your whole CZcams aura
Ok, when you said you felt the beat was never going to drop, I almost died, I feel the same about the pop crescendos lol
I just subscribed!! You're too silly !
I HATE cold milk. I used to get picked on so much for my hatred of straight milk. Hot cocoa is the only way I'll drink milk.