Dumbest Japanese Internet Moments (2ch compilation)

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  • čas přidán 1. 05. 2023
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    Patreon: / japanalysis (the Shaggy clip is here)
    Thanks to AzumaHibiki for the walking footage. / azumahibiki
    Thanks to Jesse Heinz for the music! / jesseheinzzz
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  • @Aiello_
    @Aiello_ Před rokem +4115

    It takes a real man to become best girl

  • @ruikirisame1744
    @ruikirisame1744 Před rokem +3524

    "the dude wouldn't get up from my seat so I sat on him."
    That takes balls

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 Před rokem +349

      well, he probably did feel a ball or two, tbh

    • @Danea.
      @Danea. Před rokem +182

      ​@@matheussanthiago9685 one stick too

    • @kaito7132
      @kaito7132 Před rokem +65

      sussy comment

    • @125discipline2
      @125discipline2 Před rokem +184

      "ehehehe i got a young man to sit on me again"

    • @whannabi
      @whannabi Před rokem +29

      ​@@Danea. can we say that he almost got railed?

  • @PowerSynopsis
    @PowerSynopsis Před rokem +3569

    Alright, the dudes complimenting each other on how cute they were as girls is kinda wholesome

    • @futureflea3917
      @futureflea3917 Před rokem +204

      Until you know what that censored kanji means lol

    • @PowerSynopsis
      @PowerSynopsis Před rokem +81

      @@futureflea3917 you got me there

    • @Hopper_Arts
      @Hopper_Arts Před rokem +8

      ​@@futureflea3917 it means ugly doesn't it

    • @futureflea3917
      @futureflea3917 Před rokem +67

      ​@@Hopper_Arts No, and you don't want to know what it means
      Edit: yes this was a shitty comment now stop @ ing me

    • @kzaanimefan4836
      @kzaanimefan4836 Před rokem +7

      ​​@@Hopper_Arts probably dutch wife

  • @CanadianReset
    @CanadianReset Před rokem +1649

    lmaoooooo! For what it's worth, every country has those people who travel abroad and talk down to other people in their own country like they know better. It's always hilarious.
    Great video as always!!

    • @violetiolite
      @violetiolite Před rokem +33

      Yeah! Here in Portugal we had a bunch of immigration from Portugal to France some decades back so there were a lot of people that when they came back for the holidays bought expensive cars just to show off (even if they didn't make that much money over there) and spoke a lot of french/mixed french expressions in their speech.
      We call them "Avecs".

    • @Vor567tez
      @Vor567tez Před rokem +5

      I am surprised. Japan seems one of the best place to live in. I Wonder what they were complaining about.

    • @radornic2387
      @radornic2387 Před rokem +40

      @@Vor567tez People are very bored of life, and become enamored with new experiences.

    • @saceurai6629
      @saceurai6629 Před rokem +7

      @@Vor567tez Too peaceful and people start looking for struggle. It's how our brains are made :>

    • @abdiabdi524
      @abdiabdi524 Před 10 měsíci +23

      @@Vor567tez Japan does have some problems like overwork and sexism and also the fact that same sex marriage isn't legally allowed but they usually aren't complaining about that and are mostly just trying to show off the fact that they lived somewhere else and are shallow.

  • @iinfernox
    @iinfernox Před rokem +167

    that one guy who instantly got called a sex doll lmaoo 😭😭😭

  • @EthanCGamer
    @EthanCGamer Před rokem +600

    Sitting on another dude who stole your seat is such a chad move

  • @user-cr5ms9tw4t
    @user-cr5ms9tw4t Před rokem +732

    Explanation by Japanese 5:20
    When using a MetroCard, most people top up the card with the amount of money needed for the fare. In Tokyo and Osaka, you can get to most places with only 1500 yen each way, so even if you buy something at a convenience store, it is rare (at least in 2016, when online cashing wasn’t popular yet ) that you charge more than 5000 yen.
    These internet moments, especially damb stories, are very popular on CZcams in Japan, and it would be great to see them spread internationally. I hope more episodes will be spread all over the world by you!

    • @Mendrawza24
      @Mendrawza24 Před rokem +6

      Thanks for the explanation. I'm planning a trip to Japan, so now I know how much to put on my card lol

    • @yuaelt
      @yuaelt Před rokem +14

      Yeah, more than 5000 would have been rare back when I lived in Tokyo as well, but that was 2011 and paying with them wasn't as widespread (and I assume the fares could have been cheaper too?..). But there was a reason to overcharge them even then. These cards work through fabric and leather so most girls I knew (heck, myself included) would drop them at the very bottom of their bag, and then lightly touch the reader with the bottom of their bag, walking through the gates without a pause, almost as if it wasn't even there. Of course, that was years before COVID, and now ppl would probably frown that it's unsanitary :D. But back then the only downside of it was that actually digging the card out from the rock bottom of your bag to charge it was a bother, so yeah, you'd load it up for a month or two in advance.

    • @Jay22222
      @Jay22222 Před rokem +3

      Could you please explain the joke at 0:48 as well?
      Thanks

    • @Jay22222
      @Jay22222 Před rokem

      WHOA, you mean a trip within Tokyo or Osaka, like a suburban trip, not like an inter city/prefecture train?
      11USD each way is crazy expensive for a train metro, subway etc.
      It’s a bit understandable if it’s city to City.
      With all travel cards I’ve used you put 20-$50 maybe more on and then use it until it gets low fares are maybe 3-6$ each way (shortest journey to longest journey within the greater city)
      Edit: what the above poster said. Recharge for somewhere between a week and a month.

    • @user-cr5ms9tw4t
      @user-cr5ms9tw4t Před rokem

      @@yuaelt I recall that there was indeed such a use for a small handbag. A lack of observation.

  • @mtathos_
    @mtathos_ Před rokem +426

    I had a big goofy smile the entire way, gotta love these awkward Japanese dudes just having fun and complimenting each others female self on a forum was so fuckng entertaining

    • @Cecilia-ky3uw
      @Cecilia-ky3uw Před 7 měsíci +2

      Yeah it's just so fucking wholesome and endearing.

  • @Channel-23s
    @Channel-23s Před rokem +381

    It’s always the fakest or weirdest people who make up the biggest lies and become funniest jokes by both accident and on purpose

    • @haltsmaul.
      @haltsmaul. Před rokem

      It takes a special kind of loser to brag about things that aren't true on an anonymous site 💀

  • @AKits
    @AKits Před rokem +62

    so a pocahontas woman is just a reverse weeb

    • @DavidCruickshank
      @DavidCruickshank Před rokem +28

      A Westaboo 😅

    • @user-qm7jw
      @user-qm7jw Před rokem

      Pocahontas women are quite hated in Japan. They always criticize Japan on their social media and always comparing Japan to the West. And they sometimes make up stories. They think that the West is all right and Japan is all wrong. And interestingly, many Pocahontas women continue to live in Japan even though they hate Japan.

    • @lilaculots
      @lilaculots Před 2 měsíci +6

      a freeaboo, if you will,

    • @Jdmking-kp1mu
      @Jdmking-kp1mu Před měsícem

      I think they’re closer to eurotards/eurocucks.

  • @aboba411
    @aboba411 Před rokem +499

    This is the type of videos I love to watch, learning about memes and trending stuff of other countries while being aware of context. I actually want to make similar stuff with russian memes/news, as afaik people's expectations of them are either gopnik related or Ukraine related

    • @WorstAbaYT
      @WorstAbaYT Před rokem +34

      @@diydylana3151 Russian memes on VK actually have such insane amounts of backstories and complications it'd take a whole video just to explain 1 picture lol

    • @malokeytheallaround
      @malokeytheallaround Před rokem +5

      Yes yes please! I was literally talking about wanting to see the Russian internet not too long ago!

    • @mr.2minutes161
      @mr.2minutes161 Před rokem +12

      someone should make international meme explain channel

    • @m4tta
      @m4tta Před rokem +3

      @@mr.2minutes161 omg different people from different parts of the world making meme explanation videos together!

    • @Someone-sq8im
      @Someone-sq8im Před rokem +3

      I really do wonder what Russian shitposting is like

  • @rohankishibe5984
    @rohankishibe5984 Před rokem +169

    The "pocahontas woman" sounds like a similar type of girl we have here in Germany
    Many girls go to Australia or New Zealand after they finished high school so they can get to know themselves better or something like that.
    Some girls come back and tell you that they can't really speak German anymore or mix in English words when they speak so everybody knows that they've been to Australia!!

    • @lachlank.8270
      @lachlank.8270 Před rokem

      as an australian i can inform you they come here but mostly end up working in pubs or picking fruit, and fucking drunks or losers or country hicks. very valuable cultural experiences 😂

    • @lachlank.8270
      @lachlank.8270 Před rokem

      Oh they're all going to get skin cancer too it rules

    • @fireflieer2422
      @fireflieer2422 Před rokem +2

      oh i knew someone like this from school

    • @Yuzuki1337
      @Yuzuki1337 Před rokem +27

      Ah yes, going to Australia to find yourself, aka. heavy partying and 20 sausages every weekend :D

    • @thetruth9803
      @thetruth9803 Před 11 měsíci +13

      could be genuine too though. I spent some time abroad too and after months of speaking only english it can be difficult to switch back to your native language. It often happened that I knew the perfect word for what I wanted to say in english but for the love of god couldnt figure out the german equivalent, making me stutter and stop in normal conversations. It was actually quite frustrating and nothing I did on purpose or to brag.

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku Před rokem +266

    The undying masculine urge to be a pretty girl for a second and complimenting fellow guys of being hot

  • @robopope7584
    @robopope7584 Před 10 měsíci +66

    The masculine urge to be a cute girl and be told how pretty you are

  • @user-qz9lj7hw1w
    @user-qz9lj7hw1w Před rokem +198

    I have lived in Japan for a long time and this is the first time I have heard the term, "ポカホンタスの女" I was cracking up over that. I work at an fairly international company where English and Japanese are both heavily used, and I swear there are SOOOOO many ポカホンタスの女の子 here. I just never knew the term. I am absolutely cracking up.

    • @JonahTV
      @JonahTV Před 8 měsíci +13

      There's a TON here in America too. IDK if we have a specific term for them, but anyone whose gone to University knows that one girl who spent a month in Spain and "Found herself," then has to bring it up in every conversation.
      >"I went to the art museum downtown today!"
      >>"Oh you did? I remember when I went to the art gallery in Madrid, it was way better than the knockoffs here in America."

    • @nilmerg
      @nilmerg Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@JonahTV tbf, it's a very american thing to hella shit on & complain about things & state of things in america, especially among younger generations who will compare various aspects of the country to what they see online

  • @OfficiallySnek
    @OfficiallySnek Před rokem +90

    Last guy is a certified MadLad

  • @mcdoublemaster2776
    @mcdoublemaster2776 Před rokem +97

    I remember when this app first came out, pretty much every guy group chat/forum had a competition to see who's the cutest 😅

  • @PronteCo
    @PronteCo Před rokem +55

    5:00 is amazing because the edit is so close to what actually happens in the manga

  • @miragebangbravern2024
    @miragebangbravern2024 Před rokem +29

    2:28
    Holy crap, Japanese Critikal

  • @kamo7293
    @kamo7293 Před rokem +14

    6:48 im dying over the fact he started the comment with shimatta, like he was a villain in detective conan and just got caught

  • @KuroShiiiro
    @KuroShiiiro Před rokem +25

    okay that voice acting for the lambourgini meme was godly

  • @Japanalysis
    @Japanalysis  Před rokem +12

    I spent six weeks researching and making a video about a $6.5M Japanese Gold Heist, but the algorithm didn't like it. czcams.com/video/KXxrnZAwYWo/video.html
    If you are interested, please check it out! It's one of my best videos.

    • @kiwi_bird
      @kiwi_bird Před rokem +3

      That's a shame. The video was really good

    • @ndescruzur4378
      @ndescruzur4378 Před 11 měsíci

      You could pin this comment so everybody sees this

  • @piggypoo
    @piggypoo Před rokem +49

    I must admit, I'm ecstatic everytime Japanalysis uploads.
    I've always been partial to girls like 3:07

  • @EinhanderPilotSantos
    @EinhanderPilotSantos Před 10 měsíci +43

    Dude I love that you put the original Japanese text in your videos! Seeing how they actually typed as if they were girls themselves is hilarious and your translations are spot on!

    • @Myria10
      @Myria10 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Seeing hin translate it as who‘s the „cutest“ / „most beautiful“ is even funnier when you read the original text xD

  • @icyjules
    @icyjules Před rokem +481

    2ch seems so much more wholesome than 4chan lmao

    • @Jinars.
      @Jinars. Před rokem +299

      Depends on the board

    • @captainkrajick
      @captainkrajick Před rokem +369

      Clueless

    • @green5260
      @green5260 Před rokem +69

      no

    • @pupseus
      @pupseus Před rokem +136

      Imageboards are always cray cray, be it from any country

    • @-..--.
      @-..--. Před rokem +97

      Yeah no it’s even worse. It’s just “region-locked” to Japan itself.
      Honestly I’d rather be on 4chan if I had to choose

  • @GIN.356.A
    @GIN.356.A Před rokem +12

    Lmao the title was "contest to see who can be the most fappable using faceapp"

  • @uyennguyenmaiphuong9310
    @uyennguyenmaiphuong9310 Před rokem +22

    I enjoy watching videos like this, please make more of them 😊

  • @kaito7132
    @kaito7132 Před rokem +71

    One guy said "Oh! It look like my sister"
    Another guy replied "Gimme your sister"
    😂😂😂

  • @KrimsonWing
    @KrimsonWing Před rokem +13

    Wait why was that Shaggy clip so good!? You pretty much nailed it

  • @ghostghost514
    @ghostghost514 Před rokem +21

    Thank you. I really enjoy your videos. I hope in this year I'll be having sufficient knowledge of Japanese to understand Japanese media at least slightly.

  • @AnimeMemesz
    @AnimeMemesz Před rokem +13

    That was a lot of fun. Can't wait for the next one.

  • @zakuraiyadesu
    @zakuraiyadesu Před rokem +3

    Love the videos, man. Keep it up!!!

  • @hiimmisa
    @hiimmisa Před rokem +149

    Always love diving into Japanese culture. No one does English videos like you. THANK YOU!

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 Před 9 měsíci

      I love diving into balls

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 Před 6 měsíci

      @HOUOUIN_KYOUMA_001 memes are culture more than almost anything they convey more culture than words

  • @Fite1989
    @Fite1989 Před rokem +39

    In Germany we have similar to the Pocahontas Girl we call this cliché a Lisa(popular Firstname)
    -Was in Australia for work & travel
    -changed her live
    -won’t shut up about it
    -allways switches from german to english because she’s just so used to it
    -can’t remember words in german
    ……

  • @vjgamer8835
    @vjgamer8835 Před rokem +2

    Bro your videos are just too funny and well made. I really enjoy your vids i am your FAN

  • @Mr.Smiley_J
    @Mr.Smiley_J Před 10 měsíci +5

    "Give me your sister," lol

  • @supercheesydorrito1171

    Great video as usual

  • @CanadianReset
    @CanadianReset Před rokem +4

    This video is pure gold

  • @southcoastinventors6583
    @southcoastinventors6583 Před rokem +14

    Give that man a Scooby Snack for that impression.

  • @liamnagle6060
    @liamnagle6060 Před rokem +13

    absolutely love the content keep up the good work dude!

  • @naurrr
    @naurrr Před 11 měsíci +6

    okay but the biker guy has lovely hair??? wow

  • @Steinfull
    @Steinfull Před rokem

    Love your vids!

  • @crystallineblue7790
    @crystallineblue7790 Před rokem +13

    Each of these dudes as a girl look better than most of the models I've seen. So wholesome.

  • @iamnotuta2658
    @iamnotuta2658 Před rokem +12

    The first thread is more wholesome than what happened to the robots in 4chan.

  • @lucynyu333
    @lucynyu333 Před rokem +7

    The voice acting for that parody manga was hilarious :D

  • @blaked7532
    @blaked7532 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Tottori is where the goodsmile company is located, they make nendoroids and other cool anime/manga merch.

  • @andytypes8271
    @andytypes8271 Před rokem

    I love your videos!

  • @kiwi_bird
    @kiwi_bird Před rokem

    Hell yeah new video!

  • @faerial4860
    @faerial4860 Před rokem

    great video!

  • @famider
    @famider Před rokem +2

    I love videos like this

  • @orangenasa
    @orangenasa Před rokem +4

    3:14 the short haircut and cute bangs together with the well rounded face really sell it to me, this is the winner imo

  • @Owlytimewitme___
    @Owlytimewitme___ Před rokem +1

    You’re the goat keep it up

  • @maxterminatehole2086
    @maxterminatehole2086 Před rokem

    hey man. good video. keep up with good work

  • @bLu_3
    @bLu_3 Před rokem +39

    100k sub, Japanalysis will do a (semi?) face reveal but using a face swap app?

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight Před rokem +24

    *"Sometimes it takes a man to be the best girl"* So it's true xD

  • @TeifitV
    @TeifitV Před 8 měsíci +1

    I love that part in FMA so seeing it being used for the Lamborghini meme was mmwa chef's kiss

  • @jamalisujang2712
    @jamalisujang2712 Před rokem +10

    I love japanese graphic design on public infrastructure related products. It looks inviting and cute.

  • @TotemSP2
    @TotemSP2 Před 10 měsíci +11

    There's something kinda wholesome about a bunch of 2channers complementing each other on their output.

  • @duzehalo
    @duzehalo Před rokem +1

    Man, a random post on 2ch, then a video made by Japanalysis and now, as a consequence, I want to visit Tottori. Funny how internet works 🤔

  • @morrius0757
    @morrius0757 Před rokem +5

    The tanuki girl is my favorite, she's my type. The small animal description nailed it.

  • @PongoXBongo
    @PongoXBongo Před 6 měsíci +5

    _Give me your sister._

  • @wango6603
    @wango6603 Před rokem

    Another banger

  • @froz3ncat
    @froz3ncat Před rokem

    Happy Golden Week my dude!

  • @Chocolatepain
    @Chocolatepain Před rokem +3

    I enjoy your videos so much that I have the notification bell on, and I only use that feature with great consideration

  • @opposite342
    @opposite342 Před rokem +5

    0:48 for those who don't know it says "the most j*** off-able to"

  • @CantcerCause
    @CantcerCause Před rokem

    Moremoremoremoremoremore pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase, this is too good

  • @cheeen
    @cheeen Před rokem

    I just realized the mouse commercials translations I watched a long time ago was made by you.

  • @povang
    @povang Před rokem +25

    0:32 is my fav, and this isnt a "dumb moment", its quite funny and entertaining. BTW Japanese drama is so wholesome.

  • @Nurunurunurunurunurunurunuru
    @Nurunurunurunurunurunurunuru Před 8 měsíci +2

    This feels like what a close group of friends would do drunk.. but it's online 😂

  • @bostonrailfan2427
    @bostonrailfan2427 Před 8 měsíci

    the train seat story is passive-aggressive and hilarious…have to respect that thinking and logic there!

  • @NU11-zero
    @NU11-zero Před 3 měsíci +1

    3:56 that has gotta be the most insulting, disrespectful, roasted in the most neutral way, accurate yet hilarious roast I have ever heard

  • @DavidCruickshank
    @DavidCruickshank Před rokem +9

    lol imagine refusing to get up from a seat and then the guy just sits on you. If you won't move from the seat, you will become the seat 😂

  • @Iminyowalls
    @Iminyowalls Před 11 měsíci

    The voiceover was on point ngl

  • @anonymousmc7727
    @anonymousmc7727 Před 11 měsíci +9

    These guys deserve a case of bud light each😂😂😂😂

    • @xiRePeNTx
      @xiRePeNTx Před 10 měsíci +1

      brooo i almost choked on my beer 😂😂😂

  • @kamo7293
    @kamo7293 Před rokem +3

    a thread of guys just genderswapping. thats actually pretty funny

  • @n00bJesus
    @n00bJesus Před 10 měsíci

    Your Japanese vo for the comic was good

  • @johnlock2672
    @johnlock2672 Před 9 měsíci

    that shaggy clip is pretty good

  • @mtathos_
    @mtathos_ Před rokem +2

    you making me want to visit japan man

  • @kl3321
    @kl3321 Před 8 měsíci

    The FMA edit killed me, because I think about that scene whenever I see an "actually you just told me" moment in fiction.

  • @honey3762
    @honey3762 Před rokem

    Sitting down on the guy’s lap is a power move

  • @Hana_ly
    @Hana_ly Před rokem +1

    Haha the thumbnail is to good😂

  • @Armendicus
    @Armendicus Před 6 měsíci +2

    2:28 Bro got turned into moist critikal.

  • @portland4660
    @portland4660 Před rokem +12

    I'd love to be complimented like this one day.

  • @flyback_driver
    @flyback_driver Před 8 měsíci

    1:50 YES! I was waiting for someone to say it hahaha. Was this 2channel?
    Ah it was... Greetings from the chan.

  • @areeajisai
    @areeajisai Před rokem

    I was NOT expecting a RoyZa doujin manga to make it in this video lmao

  • @chuforeichi
    @chuforeichi Před 7 měsíci

    Lol the competition is pretty adorable

  • @ramyozi
    @ramyozi Před rokem +3

    lmao these are quite funny

  • @marcomartinez1843
    @marcomartinez1843 Před rokem +5

    I'm not gonna lie, the photo at 3:53 does look like "that" doll.

  • @timmyturner327
    @timmyturner327 Před rokem

    nice video.

  • @lolgube
    @lolgube Před rokem

    oh my fucking god i did not expect that ectacy of car clip. amazing

  • @CunnyRape
    @CunnyRape Před rokem +1

    Didn't expect to see a Sam clip. Very nice, mr japan.

  • @KATinBLACK
    @KATinBLACK Před měsícem

    Sometimes you think up the funniest things when you’re bored at 3am
    It’s a hit or miss but the face filter story was a total hit!

  • @animoowoman
    @animoowoman Před rokem +1

    Lowkey, you could be a Shaggy cover artist 👏🏻

  • @BlueEyesWhiteCinnamonRoll
    @BlueEyesWhiteCinnamonRoll Před 10 měsíci +1

    this was months ahead of the 'when bro calls me a cutie patootie and not a certain 6 letter slur' and 'its a masculine urge' memes

  • @ZackOknight
    @ZackOknight Před rokem

    the last one is wild

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 Před rokem +1

    Tottori is great! You can slide down the dunes, too.

  • @Scam_Likely.
    @Scam_Likely. Před 10 měsíci

    And the earth shook from the sheer volume of all the eggs cracking

  • @nulnoh219
    @nulnoh219 Před rokem +1

    Pocahantas woman. SHE'S GONE NATIVE!!!

  • @roa4031
    @roa4031 Před rokem +4

    2chを海外進出させる男

  • @juanmacias5922
    @juanmacias5922 Před rokem

    lmfao the trolling was hilarious.