That dino was a rental...you wrecked it while PUI (Plodding under the influence) and you owe! you owe! so it's off to work you go! 37 shekels, 1 drachma & a goat that eats only Campbell's Tomato Soup. 4 cans/day. We named the goat "Warhol" And I said "shekels" not "shmeckles."
So I googled it, and found that the Rabbitzin is the wife of the Rabbi. So she was saying that the wife of the LGBTQ Rabbi was a gorgeous blonde man. Sometimes the cultural differences zoom right over my head.
@@glenmalesa8902 Harold Rosenfeld, but listening back I think he's just got a certain way of talking. He's from Montréal, not South Africa -- My mistake.
@@user-zt5dj1gz9n 5th Floor is the Sperm Bank they pay more for a deposit. So instead of giving blood she had a mouthful of sperm which she sucked out of men so she help up 5 fingers meaning 5th floor she couldn't talk
It means garish, kind of unbalanced and a mess. Ironically, my first husband 36 years my senior was Polish Jewish and he pronouced it ungepatchke. My second husband was Litvack, Russian Jewish, and would pronounce it ungapatchked. My second husband was 38 years my senior from the Bronx and he knew how language changes but he would roll his eyes when he heard Sha lom cause he would pronounce as Golem like the Led Zepplin song and "Golem and the evil one slipped away with her"
@@BlookbugIV Sorry for not answering more quickly and I appreciate your politeness in asking the question, it's legitimate. Short answer is from age 6 more like 11 I was only attracted to old men, not older men, but old men. I haven't a frickin clue as to why. And it had nothing, nothing to do with money. Trust me I agonized over this inbuilt and individual and true expression of myself. My first marriage was heterosexual but that felt more cerebral than gutural. Afterall my wife and I had a daughter, who she is and always has been my supporter and the man she looked up to, was me and vice-versa. I have learned there are millions, I mean millions of us who love old men, at first, I thought I was the only one in the whole wide world. In any case as I was in an heterosexual marriage. I learned, on my own, Mandarin Chinese, to love the exchange of the Asian Culture, to live in Mainland from 1989-1991 (no, just after the riots). I loved the exchange from my Jewish husbands, and I am constantly amazed at the cultural legacies that exist. Kissing the Mezzuah while entering a house, honoring the Matzos during Pesach, the sweeping of the graves in Chinese Culture at the beginning of April.
A warning should be given before these videos play telling folks to pee before watching. I wonder if I can sue for pain and suffering caused by continious laughter...albeit, while I enjoyed the whole thing.
An old jew walks in to a high end clothing store and asks, how much is this suit? Is $700 dlls, the attendee replays. Then he says, great I'll take it.🤭
It’s okay if you don’t get it. comedy without juggling torches, unicycles and colourful face paint can be a bit challenging for some people. I’d suggest perhaps trying to follow what words they are using, that usually goes some way to explaining what the joke is supposed to be. Some can be even more esoteric and require you to pay attention to facial expressions and subtle and gestures.
Hilarious!
My favorite is still "Okay, Dave....":🤣🤣🤣
Mickey Belman and Mel Brooks - separated at birth.
Definitely. I couldn't believe it wasn't Mel except for the voice.
These jokes are so old that the last time I heard them I fell off my dinosaur!
Thought this was another Old Jews Telling Jokes, but it's just a knockoff and not nearly as funny.
That was funnier than most of the jokes.
That dino was a rental...you wrecked it while PUI (Plodding under the influence) and you owe! you owe! so it's off to work you go! 37 shekels, 1 drachma & a goat that eats only Campbell's Tomato Soup. 4 cans/day.
We named the goat "Warhol"
And I said "shekels"
not "shmeckles."
So funny.
Oh cmon the lift joke was subtle but funny
12:55 kyles mom
I am a Borscht Belt fanatic.
"Sydney, do me a favor ... buy a ticket." How many times have I told that joke! Not as well as she does, but I told it.
So I googled it, and found that the Rabbitzin is the wife of the Rabbi. So she was saying that the wife of the LGBTQ Rabbi was a gorgeous blonde man. Sometimes the cultural differences zoom right over my head.
Thank you. I didn't get a lot of these jokes, including that one.
I really must learn Yiddish.
Sorry at 14:08. Al Goodman, he inspired the phrase "Never Again", he had to have his 5 minutes of fame.
My favourite was the South African. Not for the joke, but for the accent.
Who that?
@@glenmalesa8902 Harold Rosenfeld, but listening back I think he's just got a certain way of talking. He's from Montréal, not South Africa -- My mistake.
Be sure to watch their not so politically correct but funnier sister channel Old Jews telling jokes...
Funny funny people.✡️
Funny
Didn't hear my favorite one
MOST MEN WHEN THEY MAKE LOVE TO THEIR WIVES THEY THINK OF OTHER WOMEN.ME, WHEN I MAKE LOVE TO OTHER WOMEN, I THINK OF MY WIFE
7:33 Traffice Ticket
2:50 Could anyone explain this blood bank &sperm bank joke to me?
If you have to ask….
Me too
Are you joking?
@@labla8940 no honestly I ain't joking
@@user-zt5dj1gz9n 5th Floor is the Sperm Bank they pay more for a deposit. So instead of giving blood she had a mouthful of sperm which she sucked out of men so she help up 5 fingers meaning 5th floor she couldn't talk
4:19 What’s the meaning of that Yiddish word? - the punchline for the two dot painting joke
over the top, gauche
Busy, cluttered, literally touched(patchke) too much (unga). Ungapatchked.
It means garish, kind of unbalanced and a mess. Ironically, my first husband 36 years my senior was Polish Jewish and he pronouced it ungepatchke. My second husband was Litvack, Russian Jewish, and would pronounce it ungapatchked. My second husband was 38 years my senior from the Bronx and he knew how language changes but he would roll his eyes when he heard Sha lom cause he would pronounce as Golem like the Led Zepplin song and "Golem and the evil one slipped away with her"
@@haihechina you can’t blame me for asking, considering you volunteered the personal info… why did you marry two men so much older than you?
@@BlookbugIV Sorry for not answering more quickly and I appreciate your politeness in asking the question, it's legitimate. Short answer is from age 6 more like 11 I was only attracted to old men, not older men, but old men. I haven't a frickin clue as to why. And it had nothing, nothing to do with money. Trust me I agonized over this inbuilt and individual and true expression of myself. My first marriage was heterosexual but that felt more cerebral than gutural. Afterall my wife and I had a daughter, who she is and always has been my supporter and the man she looked up to, was me and vice-versa. I have learned there are millions, I mean millions of us who love old men, at first, I thought I was the only one in the whole wide world. In any case as I was in an heterosexual marriage. I learned, on my own, Mandarin Chinese, to love the exchange of the Asian Culture, to live in Mainland from 1989-1991 (no, just after the riots). I loved the exchange from my Jewish husbands, and I am constantly amazed at the cultural legacies that exist. Kissing the Mezzuah while entering a house, honoring the Matzos during Pesach, the sweeping of the graves in Chinese Culture at the beginning of April.
Desoto
Oy vevalt
That's so cute! You are almost right! It's Oy, gevalt! - Made me smile.
keyboard entry error. Oy vey!
My mom's name was Miriam Dorfman, I think I got it.
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Isaiah 53, Psalm 22, Daniel 9, Jeremiah 31, Psalm 2, Deuteronomy 18, Psalm 2, Micah 5:2, Isaiah 9:6-7, Isaiah 12:2-3, Proverbs 30:4, Zechariah 12:10
Mel Brookes look alike.
Very o vey!
The ginger ones is he....
A warning should be given before these videos play telling folks to pee before watching.
I wonder if I can sue for pain and suffering caused by continious laughter...albeit, while I enjoyed the whole thing.
An old jew walks in to a high end clothing store and asks, how much is this suit? Is $700 dlls, the attendee replays.
Then he says, great I'll take it.🤭
I don’t get it
oh man, tedious delivery.
It’s okay if you don’t get it. comedy without juggling torches, unicycles and colourful face paint can be a bit challenging for some people. I’d suggest perhaps trying to follow what words they are using, that usually goes some way to explaining what the joke is supposed to be. Some can be even more esoteric and require you to pay attention to facial expressions and subtle and gestures.
I imagine that's what your mother thought
@@chriss6733 hahahaha
Dreadful 😐
hardly funny
A disgrace.
Bad jokes 🤮🤮🤮
There is no such thing as a "good" pun
not funny.....NOT FUNNY