Barstool Pizza Review - Square Pie City (Miami, FL)

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  • čas přidán 3. 03. 2024
  • Dave tries Square Pie City and Miss Peaches makes her pizza review debut.
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  • @evinmartin27
    @evinmartin27 Před 3 měsíci +1281

    Holding the dog like a 30 pack 🤣

  • @kyles5513
    @kyles5513 Před 3 měsíci +788

    The miserable look on Peaches face when Dave was holding her actually was pretty funny.

    • @nickkantor94
      @nickkantor94 Před 3 měsíci +11

      It was funny as fuck😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Dave....
      @Dave.... Před 3 měsíci +9

      "unhand me now peasant, do you not know who I am?"

    • @BoardwalkAngel231
      @BoardwalkAngel231 Před 3 měsíci +20

      She's miserable cause she is not being supported properly and it hurts!!!

    • @chris_bjj123
      @chris_bjj123 Před 3 měsíci +26

      @noneofyourbusiness6210 I must have missed the abuse part. That dog is completely fine being supported under her chest. People never miss a chance to virtue signal

    • @BoardwalkAngel231
      @BoardwalkAngel231 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@noneofyourbusiness6210I honestly don't think Dave would ever "abuse" Miss Peaches. I don't think he is a bad guy, I just think he is not accustomed to handling this big dog and doesn't realize he needs to support her bottom.

  • @RetailRipper
    @RetailRipper Před 3 měsíci +409

    dave carrying the dog like a parent carries an unruly kid out of a restaurant, mid meal.

  • @NohSpinZone
    @NohSpinZone Před 3 měsíci +323

    Dave gave it 7.8; Miss Peaches = 9.6, because 10.0 is a rookie score, everybody knows the rules.

    • @alexbelfor9451
      @alexbelfor9451 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Miss Peaches is a Russian figure skating judge.

    • @nexrace
      @nexrace Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@alexbelfor9451thats a good one dude, haha

    • @IMilo82
      @IMilo82 Před 3 měsíci

      100% amatuer move

    • @xploration1437
      @xploration1437 Před 3 měsíci

      Why spoil it, jerk?

    • @SuperReviews4you
      @SuperReviews4you Před 3 měsíci +1

      I dont think Miss Peaches will ever give under a 9 though.

  • @dobiejames9881
    @dobiejames9881 Před 3 měsíci +58

    Dave, my dad is a disabled veteran just had his 20th operation and absolutely loves waiting for your videos every day. When he saw peaches, it literally melted his heart. Is there any way you could send him a hat or something with your autograph on it. You would definitely make his day, or if you did a shout-out to him, it would absolutely make his day. He lives in Fort Myers, Florida, and his name is Jimmy. If any of the viewers could get this message to Dave, it would make his day. He has sacrificed so much for his country and does so much for everyone else, and literally would give you the shirt of his back to anyone in need. I hope you get this, Dave.

  • @adampryor4662
    @adampryor4662 Před 3 měsíci +386

    Miss Peaches getting all the love and attention she deserves is heartwarming af

  • @oskarmagnusson6145
    @oskarmagnusson6145 Před 3 měsíci +142

    Dave saing "Haiii miss peachesss" is the new addition to the "dave-vocabulary" along side the words "Ciao", "Scuzzi"...everybody knows the rules

    • @richhoops2413
      @richhoops2413 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Please, no more Ciao or Scuzzi. I don't know why it bothers me so much. One of those things I guess

    • @TattedTyphoon
      @TattedTyphoon Před 3 měsíci

      underrated comment!

    • @raiderkid6
      @raiderkid6 Před 3 měsíci +1

      “Kids show”

    • @keithbrookshire
      @keithbrookshire Před 3 měsíci

      "Ciao", and "Scuzzi" is the only thing that made me stop watching until he left Italy after seeing every review for more than three years.

    • @TattedTyphoon
      @TattedTyphoon Před 3 měsíci

      Touch grass
      @@keithbrookshire

  • @Abraham-lf3hy
    @Abraham-lf3hy Před 3 měsíci +109

    "Very hot, don't wanna burn myself"
    Takes bite 0.1seconds later

    • @mathias2277
      @mathias2277 Před 3 měsíci

      that's a cool pfp, is it amoled black? i almost missed it cause i have yt amoled theme on.

    • @Abraham-lf3hy
      @Abraham-lf3hy Před měsícem

      @@mathias2277 Thanks lol. Yeah I think its amoled

  • @user-it2bz5sk5c
    @user-it2bz5sk5c Před 3 měsíci +103

    Uh oh, Dave just opened up the door for this restaurant to put a miss peaches 10 score on the window 😂

    • @marcopolo3109
      @marcopolo3109 Před 3 měsíci

      Really 🤦🍕

    • @DreamsDFSPicks
      @DreamsDFSPicks Před 3 měsíci +4

      they should

    • @adambomb215
      @adambomb215 Před 3 měsíci

      thats funny

    • @PureToneMusic
      @PureToneMusic Před 3 měsíci +9

      My marketing brain immediately thought "Run ads saying Miss Peaches gave it a 10 and she wants all of it" lol

  • @ExtremeBeatlesArchive
    @ExtremeBeatlesArchive Před 3 měsíci +53

    What a score... 7.8 and 13 wags.

  • @PVPGOD99
    @PVPGOD99 Před 3 měsíci +199

    Ay bro why you holdin her like that 😭😭😭

    • @jamesboswell760
      @jamesboswell760 Před 3 měsíci +14

      Don’t question Dave’s dog 🐶 holding skills. One bite everybody knows the rules!

    • @RicFlair-yn1mm
      @RicFlair-yn1mm Před 3 měsíci +3

      Cause he's el presidente, he does what he wants, when he wants

    • @sibe6096
      @sibe6096 Před 3 měsíci +3

      ? does no harm

    • @thatdamguy8257
      @thatdamguy8257 Před 3 měsíci +13

      Dog lovers don't hold em like that

    • @jamesboswell760
      @jamesboswell760 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@thatdamguy8257 he only had one free hand cut him some slack.

  • @stevie-pea
    @stevie-pea Před 3 měsíci +56

    THE ONLY TIME DAVE GETS THE DOG'S NAME RIGHT ! 😂

  • @jaexotics
    @jaexotics Před 3 měsíci +27

    Miss peaches-“please put me down dad” 😂

  • @richhoops2413
    @richhoops2413 Před 3 měsíci +14

    Ms. Peaches tail wag is so graceful. It's awesome that she's in such a great place now.
    As others have said, it was hilarious how he was holding her at the beginning. Her expression. Haha

  • @redcomet0079
    @redcomet0079 Před 3 měsíci +45

    One bite everybody knows Ms Peaches isn’t light on her paws 🐾

  • @nealm8709
    @nealm8709 Před 3 měsíci +80

    I knew there was a reason why I love El Presidente so much. He loves his dog and gives it kisses. Sweet puppy and a great man!

    • @richcheckmaker9789
      @richcheckmaker9789 Před 3 měsíci

      fucking gross they lick their own buttholes. if you kiss a dog would you kiss it's butthole too?

  • @SmallMartingale
    @SmallMartingale Před 3 měsíci +12

    This is wholesome AF

  • @PartyOnMyBlock
    @PartyOnMyBlock Před 3 měsíci +9

    I smile so much when I see Dave and Miss Peaches.

  • @michaelrieder6878
    @michaelrieder6878 Před 3 měsíci +4

    The switch back and forth from mrs to miss to mrs to miss. Threw me

    • @Towny06
      @Towny06 Před 3 měsíci +1

      It’s pure insanity!!

  • @mikehancock6280
    @mikehancock6280 Před 3 měsíci +15

    Miss Peaches is a professional pizza taster.

  • @bobbyhutchinson7755
    @bobbyhutchinson7755 Před 3 měsíci +13

    You can tell if a person is good or not by the way they treat animals, you're an outstanding gentleman Mr Portnoy, Miss peaches already getting shout outs in her first pizza review, I've seen every review and all the unboxing videos from lockdown, this is my new favorite.

  • @johnbrianhan
    @johnbrianhan Před 3 měsíci +20

    Miss peaches literally got the one bite special.

  • @Large23collectibles
    @Large23collectibles Před 3 měsíci +31

    Famous Miss Peaches makes her iconic first pizza appearance, everybody knows the rules.

    • @fitzy28101
      @fitzy28101 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I can't stand pets, the constant need for attention is annoying and disgusting.

    • @zkurtz21
      @zkurtz21 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@fitzy28101lol life of the party I see

    • @fitzy28101
      @fitzy28101 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@zkurtz21 Bark, bark.

  • @Schacal6666
    @Schacal6666 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Mrs. peaches and the whole action around her shows just how good of a person El Pres is. God bless him!

  • @Lettuce-and-Tomatoes
    @Lettuce-and-Tomatoes Před 3 měsíci +3

    Miss Peaches getting a shout out from a fan in a passing car was the best part. She literally became famous and super rich overnight. She’s living the American dream. Congratulations, Miss Peaches!!!

  • @RickJ916
    @RickJ916 Před 3 měsíci +6

    She looked so embarrassed 😂

  • @h7opolo
    @h7opolo Před 3 měsíci +6

    "he knows the scale." high praise

  • @Glideslopes
    @Glideslopes Před 3 měsíci +55

    Mrs. Peaches licks Dave's hand. He goes back to the slice.... Everyone forgot the rules....

    • @Astrohhh
      @Astrohhh Před 3 měsíci +9

      So? Any dog owner could give less of a shit.

    • @DK-yn6gj
      @DK-yn6gj Před 3 měsíci +7

      He kisses the dog on the mouth so the hand licking pizza eating is kind of irrelevant.

    • @amanapart1811
      @amanapart1811 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@Astrohhh💯 accurate

    • @Astrohhh
      @Astrohhh Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@amanapart1811 Dogs are an extension of our own body. Never once has my pupper given me kisses and I thought to myself "damn, I should really wash my hands now"

  • @JR-nc4nl
    @JR-nc4nl Před 3 měsíci +2

    I just have to say the feeling I get when I watch Dave's reviews is the same feeling I get when I watch Seinfeld or The Office. The perpetual feeling of satisfaction.

  • @JustMe_ASMR
    @JustMe_ASMR Před 3 měsíci +3

    Porsche bros taking photos for the Gram at 1:40, turn the corner to park up then try to casually walk round the corner like excited kids at 2:10 thinking no one would notice. Well, Dave didn't, but he's paying such good attention to Ms. Peaches!

    • @sinisterscott9
      @sinisterscott9 Před 3 měsíci

      Glad I'm not the only one who caught that.

    • @ghostmateify
      @ghostmateify Před 3 měsíci

      i didnt even see those 2 guys, man you guys are rabid dogs for sniffin that shiet out

  • @JayL781
    @JayL781 Před 3 měsíci

    The way you were holding your dog was priceless you know I named my little dog Sancho it's hilarious to hear my wife yells for Sancho😂

  • @dreidelspinnin
    @dreidelspinnin Před 3 měsíci +5

    Dave holding Miss Peaches like a 6 pack. Everybody knows the rules

  • @tyeman3039
    @tyeman3039 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I have a husky that will tear down the door for a slice of pizza! 😂

  • @bconn8452
    @bconn8452 Před 3 měsíci +1

    First Miss Peaches review!!!! I hope there is MORE!!!

  • @hxoa6581
    @hxoa6581 Před 3 měsíci

    this slick bastard is bringing miss peaches to the videos, now you can't miss an episode.
    Genius

  • @rc121crx
    @rc121crx Před 3 měsíci +1

    That's the look when your friends weekend stay turns into a summer on the couch stay.

  • @keppela1
    @keppela1 Před 3 měsíci

    Love the shirt message!

  • @srischwab5722
    @srischwab5722 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Peaches needs her own dog treats and her own review show

  • @campblood87
    @campblood87 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Dave needs to go on a Burlington County Pizza tour in New Jersey:
    Rino's Pizza (Burlington)
    Riccardo's (Beverly)
    Vinny's Pizza (Delanco)
    Pizza Amore (Delran)
    Villa Rosa (Burlington)
    Sals (Mt Holly)
    La Vitas (Mt. Holly)
    Angelo's Pizza (Riverside)
    Man the list goes on...

  • @DreamsDFSPicks
    @DreamsDFSPicks Před 3 měsíci +4

    A Detroit style with a 7.8 Dave score and a 10 peaches score, what more could you ask for as a pizza spot?

  • @MG-pj2oo
    @MG-pj2oo Před 3 měsíci +1

    LOVE THE SHIRT! ❤️ 😍 💖
    My brother and nephews knew exactly who you were when i brought up miss peaches to show them. As a diehard pittie rescuer, I'm straight up infatuated with you and miss peaches, and the way you're speaking up for shelter pitties. Please never stop!! Big love, you rock my ass off

  • @richardrobey9658
    @richardrobey9658 Před 3 měsíci

    Great video Davey!

  • @pieceoflintifoundonthefloo554
    @pieceoflintifoundonthefloo554 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Incredible 360 maneuver by Dave 1:21

  • @b.mccarthy1105
    @b.mccarthy1105 Před 3 měsíci

    Why are you holding that poor dog like that!🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️🙏🏻. MISS Peaches! ❤️

  • @ChrisGross-jr7zc
    @ChrisGross-jr7zc Před 3 měsíci +2

    Dave I'm in maine....all my pups came from a high kill shelter in georgia....good on you brother

  • @shmirginhymer1867
    @shmirginhymer1867 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Love seeing Dave treating an animal how they should be treated. Love that shit.

  • @petermoss7318
    @petermoss7318 Před 3 měsíci +21

    Dave calling his dog “Mrs.” Peaches several times. He doesn’t even know his own dog’s name.

    • @festerofest4374
      @festerofest4374 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Is it just me or does he have a problem with names?

  • @joejackson9172
    @joejackson9172 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Miss Peaches is going to break the Internet. Nice job Dave!

  • @plebianpicasso7027
    @plebianpicasso7027 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Love how Dave blends in to Florida. Board shorts, tshirt, Crocs, trucker cap, all unmatching carrying around a traumatized dog.

  • @Hac-dieu
    @Hac-dieu Před 3 měsíci

    Gotta love Dave nearly burning himself on pizza so much. So many other content creators order delivery or wait til they take their food to a film set to rate them. Eating cold food and talking smack.
    ❤ the reviews Dave

  • @JustinRennolds-um1ne
    @JustinRennolds-um1ne Před 3 měsíci

    Happy as of late...
    So dope.

  • @bee7487
    @bee7487 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Why do you not have Miss Peaches in her stroller!!!

  • @tomahern8967
    @tomahern8967 Před 3 měsíci +1

    There should be more pizza reviews with Miss Peaches!

  • @roudyman777
    @roudyman777 Před 3 měsíci

    One bite, everybody knows it snows every time Dave is in Miami

  • @CodeResp
    @CodeResp Před 3 měsíci

    The dog is like yup I’m here

  • @RichieW
    @RichieW Před 3 měsíci +1

    Peaches 10 review is what we all needed

  • @user-ms5ed6kd2j
    @user-ms5ed6kd2j Před 3 měsíci +1

    Carries miss peaches like a drunk friend leaving a Boston pub 🥴

  • @aquastonethrone
    @aquastonethrone Před 3 měsíci

    I this a clue to move to Florida asap!

  • @cdotwu
    @cdotwu Před 3 měsíci +1

    One small bite, everybody loves Ms. Peaches!

  • @hippydippy
    @hippydippy Před 3 měsíci

    Nice to see "Dog Faced Dave's" brother finally make an appearance!

  • @endless_summer_rose
    @endless_summer_rose Před 3 měsíci +1

    Uff, saw miss Peaches and clicked right up!

  • @Beanszo
    @Beanszo Před 3 měsíci

    I pass that place otw work everyday, legit thought it was closed down lol

  • @NateyCat
    @NateyCat Před 3 měsíci

    Something about “Sarcastic Dave” being cute with Miss Peaches just warms my soul.

  • @epposcrap
    @epposcrap Před 3 měsíci

    Carrying the dog like you carry a kid by the shirt

  • @andremarc1275
    @andremarc1275 Před 3 měsíci

    i want to see my pizza review everyday when i come home from my job !!!

  • @user-dp8lr9sb8g
    @user-dp8lr9sb8g Před 3 měsíci

    It’s hilarious that he has his dog in the videos but never any girlfriends 😂. I don’t blame him…😂❤😂❤

  • @emmanuelmarti7301
    @emmanuelmarti7301 Před 3 měsíci

    Jets Pizza in Pompano Beach, Florida be bussin, yo. Now that's a place worth checking out, if ya haven't already been over there!

  • @pepsififa3205
    @pepsififa3205 Před 3 měsíci

    Dang man i wish i would've known you were coming.. my favorite pizza place down here is called Ken and Mikes wouldve been cool to see you review them

  • @pob000
    @pob000 Před 3 měsíci +1

    My man holding that dog like a sack of potatoes

  • @boathousejoed1126
    @boathousejoed1126 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Be careful David,body shaming Ms. Peaches belly could get you in hot water😂

  • @jakebrossard2878
    @jakebrossard2878 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Ms Peaches follows the rules, One Bite!!

  • @kyzercube
    @kyzercube Před 3 měsíci +1

    I was like there is NO WAY this video's happening w/o Ms. Peaches getting some pizza. That would have been a violation of sacrosanct equivalent to something like introducing a 16 ton anvil in an ACME cartoon and not dropping it 😆

  • @MrKydaman
    @MrKydaman Před 3 měsíci +1

    Any man that names his dog Mrs Peaches is very zesty and hella sus! 😂

  • @SuperMario-64
    @SuperMario-64 Před 3 měsíci

    If you ever venture down to Nashville again Two Boots is a spot to try.

  • @BradHaima
    @BradHaima Před 25 dny

    Dave says Mrs. Peaches. Did she get married? Only Dave can even get his own dogs name wrong. LOL

  • @psayre33
    @psayre33 Před 3 měsíci +3

    7.8 pie,9.8 peaches

  • @TexanInItaly
    @TexanInItaly Před 3 měsíci

    If dog's could talk, Miss Peaches would say "IF YOU DON'T LET GO OF MY GODDAMN LIVER I WILL SHOW YOU ONE BITE!"

  • @jonathantyler9376
    @jonathantyler9376 Před 3 měsíci

    Dave’s publicist said get a dog 😂😂😂

  • @d.w.azullee7042
    @d.w.azullee7042 Před 3 měsíci

    I just came to check on the dog 😭😂

  • @NY_7
    @NY_7 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Everybody loves Miss Peaches, Everybody knows the rules.

  • @luiswiley372
    @luiswiley372 Před 3 měsíci

    We need more Ms. Peaches in the pizza reviews!

  • @libertyman3729
    @libertyman3729 Před 3 měsíci

    How come every time I click on Daves channel there is an advertisement for a sports betting copany but never Barstool. Dave should look into that.

  • @otrdriverchris
    @otrdriverchris Před 3 měsíci

    Is it just me or are Dave's reviews as addicting as pizza? lol

  • @RobDTom
    @RobDTom Před 3 měsíci +1

    What the hell kind of way is that to hold a dog? 😆

  • @carltonbauheimer
    @carltonbauheimer Před 3 měsíci +3

    I'm Old Gregg!

  • @mattgreen9518
    @mattgreen9518 Před 3 měsíci

    Requesting for a pizza review from start to finish in the Miss Peaches voice.

  • @davy0978
    @davy0978 Před 3 měsíci +1

    WE LOVE YOU, BUT GET IT TOGETHER WE ALL NEED MORE PEACHES IN OUR LIVES!!!! Give more Peaches on your vids please for the sake of the world!!!! She is so amazing ty for sharing her!!!!!!

  • @Ole_CornPop
    @Ole_CornPop Před 3 měsíci

    Dave, the dogs name is Squirrel, whos Mrs. Peaches? 😂

  • @graciasmiura8594
    @graciasmiura8594 Před 3 měsíci +22

    one or two broken ribs for Mrs. Peaches everybody knows the rules

  • @SoFloCo-ne4rk
    @SoFloCo-ne4rk Před 3 měsíci +1

    Hey! Dave is holding a dog! And he didn't eat the pizza like a starving man who only has 30 seconds to eat for the rest of the week! He's becoming a real show business professional!

  • @donharvey1497
    @donharvey1497 Před 3 měsíci

    Love that hat

  • @PatriciaRoggero
    @PatriciaRoggero Před 3 měsíci +2

    Glad to see Miss Peaches

  • @Sun-Hashira
    @Sun-Hashira Před 3 měsíci

    One Bite, Everybody Knows Miss Peaches is walking Dave round the town.

  • @robertdefex3439
    @robertdefex3439 Před 3 dny

    Best pizza I ate a large pie and the next day felt like a champ

  • @harrismd8005
    @harrismd8005 Před 3 měsíci

    My dog loves when we order pizza, she knows if she is good, she will get the end crust of one slice and that's her "PIZZA BONE" but I'll admit If it's pepperoni she will get one of those from me but not daddy! Lol 🤣

  • @joelm6631
    @joelm6631 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Hell yeah! Miss Peaches...

  • @andrepapa3352
    @andrepapa3352 Před 3 měsíci

    LOVE

  • @bkkmj4250
    @bkkmj4250 Před 3 měsíci

    Shout out Miami! 😎

  • @Romezview
    @Romezview Před 3 měsíci

    Rockys pizza in Battle ground, WA. Great pizza. if you ever come to the PNW

  • @thefoolishscholar183
    @thefoolishscholar183 Před 3 měsíci

    Peaches be like, "Is this what it has come down to?"