Opie & Anthony: Patrice O'Neal's Prison Story (12/15/05)

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  • (December 15, 2005)
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Komentáře • 134

  • @0XYGENgone
    @0XYGENgone Před rokem +31

    The only way to truly Appreciate Patrice is hearing him on Opie and Anthony.

    • @PauloHernandezXD
      @PauloHernandezXD Před 6 měsíci +3

      His stand ups were good, but him being on O&A & talking about movies/sports or politics felt like he would still make jokes but had the chance to be serious about his opinions, especially with Ant.

  • @yongolind9214
    @yongolind9214 Před 3 lety +78

    When he started to clear his throat lmaooo

  • @carloseskimo
    @carloseskimo Před 5 lety +157

    Thank you opie for not ruining this

    • @Monscent
      @Monscent Před 4 lety +16

      He almost did with all the talks about photoshops tho. Everything needs "a bit".

    • @theflanman420420
      @theflanman420420 Před 3 lety +2

      Monscent he says bit every fucking show. He is awful.

    • @APAL880
      @APAL880 Před 3 lety +17

      he was pretty bad here. just shut up and let Patrice talk. "i believe everything you just said." thank you, genius.

    • @mohamedelgeneidy5172
      @mohamedelgeneidy5172 Před 2 lety +2

      #nopie

    • @MyEnemy
      @MyEnemy Před 2 lety +5

      It's because he wanted to hear about Patrice's L. If Patrice had been talking about a great time he had, he'd have been all over it.

  • @walterpay341
    @walterpay341 Před 2 lety +51

    Patrice keeping it together for the whole story is legendary

  • @TomMSTie1138
    @TomMSTie1138 Před 2 lety +18

    I've heard multiple versions of this story on CZcams, but this is the first one with good clean audio.

  • @DrewWeber-el3fp
    @DrewWeber-el3fp Před 3 lety +9

    The Black Nostradamus for 2021

  • @NeonKC
    @NeonKC Před 2 lety +32

    Patrice was truly an intellectual

  • @kanteannightmare
    @kanteannightmare Před 4 lety +71

    Ant was ready to hug Patrice (that's why he joked about it). You can tell anything real liked him. I really would have loved to see Patrice on his new show...

    • @Azidoazideazide.
      @Azidoazideazide. Před 3 lety +10

      His new show is garbage.

    • @Padybu
      @Padybu Před 3 lety +14

      @@Azidoazideazide. wouldn't be if Patrice was on it though :/

    • @Monscent
      @Monscent Před 3 lety +7

      @@Azidoazideazide. it's really not

    • @HoodrichShinobi
      @HoodrichShinobi Před 3 lety +4

      The best part about this episode for me is that I totally forgot about that cranberries song. I remembered the whole melody from hearing it as a small child. It was released the same year I was born. Rip Patrice

    • @snarkasticdouche3863
      @snarkasticdouche3863 Před rokem

      @@Azidoazideazide. It's not garbage, but it can't be exactly what it used to be. Things have changed for everyone involved, and the world.

  • @westsidedb
    @westsidedb Před 2 lety +5

    Sad we didn’t get to see a Patrice podcast.
    Glad he has so much material out, so he’ll live forever

    • @jakeinbed8133
      @jakeinbed8133 Před 2 měsíci

      "He had so much MATERIAL" out, "he'll live forever". Just like we will, we die with everything else in the physical world. The bible in esoteric sense (NOT IN FACE VALUE) sense say "your choice my friends do you want low frequency physical or to Truly grow to "heaven" or whatever you would call it❤

  • @Mechamjr88
    @Mechamjr88 Před 3 lety +129

    Really disappointing the Patrice doc didn't put this in. This was one of the most monumental things to ever happen to him.

    • @Monscent
      @Monscent Před 3 lety +26

      Weak docu. Just focused on the comedy and "the craft" plus some random bs. This is the real shit.

    • @SocraticMethodGuy
      @SocraticMethodGuy Před 3 lety +2

      There was a lot of shit that shouldve been put in but wasnt. ...Black phillip show. Brazil. O&A content...
      Von really is just another dumb b...
      Theres a reason the yearly benefit show billy burr puts on every year... the money goes to Patrices mom, not Von.

    • @lepetitmort1150
      @lepetitmort1150 Před 3 lety +16

      because that wouldve been another HUGE L for white women, which is a main demographic comedy central has been catering and pandering to lately...

    • @Blackphillipsupporter
      @Blackphillipsupporter Před 2 lety +12

      Burr and Ant are not on speaking terms which really sucks. Ant should have been in the doc IMO instead of Opie

    • @ozzy7609
      @ozzy7609 Před 2 lety

      couldn’t risk exposing over half of cc’s talent and fans tactics to fulfill their entitlement

  • @lslewis
    @lslewis Před rokem +2

    That Cranberry song "Dreams" at the end had me cheesin' ear-to-ear. Love that song~

  • @DogGone818
    @DogGone818 Před 2 lety +23

    Lol It took me a couple minutes to realize that Patrice head is on John coffee ( Michael c. Dunkin) body from green mile. rip 🪦 to both Patrice and Michael!

  • @shreshthpaliyal485
    @shreshthpaliyal485 Před 3 lety +22

    its 12:00 am and im fucking sweating. GODAMNN! RIP Patrice

    • @argenizt123
      @argenizt123 Před 2 lety +1

      it’s 4 am and i’m shaken despite it being so far back

  • @Sam-ey1fz
    @Sam-ey1fz Před 3 lety +17

    RIP the GOAT

  • @willdann7497
    @willdann7497 Před rokem

    Absolutely love Patrice - I think this traumatic experience made him the greatest comic ever

  • @erockisfat
    @erockisfat Před 2 lety +4

    RIP PATRICE

  • @antonzigando150
    @antonzigando150 Před 4 lety +16

    damn that was crazy

  • @just_a_ghoste1436
    @just_a_ghoste1436 Před 4 lety +3

    “Allllllright”

  • @chattingesque372
    @chattingesque372 Před 5 lety +6

    Cool story bro 😃

  • @biagiotripodi9725
    @biagiotripodi9725 Před 3 lety +1

    Historically ...

  • @jamariuswade1359
    @jamariuswade1359 Před 2 lety +7

    RIH Patrice! Story is mind blowing! The best ever

  • @screwedupdom713
    @screwedupdom713 Před 2 lety +1

    Patrice thank you ):

  • @kahnsta420
    @kahnsta420 Před 3 lety +10

    I did two months standing on my head on problem. But massestwotits is a little different then where I did time.

    • @tl6752
      @tl6752 Před 3 lety +3

      Mass prisons are no joke

    • @Sandman27-88
      @Sandman27-88 Před 2 lety +1

      @@tl6752 Southern prisons are the worst
      But MA is bad. CA is too.

  • @cefrio
    @cefrio Před rokem +1

    During this vid i got a prison video game commercial 🤦🏾

  • @DoBetterAlways80s
    @DoBetterAlways80s Před 2 měsíci

    The warmest blanket

  • @SolidMikeP
    @SolidMikeP Před 2 lety +9

    You can see how his view on woman was impacted greatly by this major life event.

  • @djphlange
    @djphlange Před 2 měsíci

    I forgot he was on arrested development 😅

  • @ryanjavierortega8513
    @ryanjavierortega8513 Před 2 lety +6

    If only they’d broken in during the middle with a caller from Mobile!

    • @thundergun933
      @thundergun933 Před 2 lety

      Probably would say someone got the baby scolder

  • @bobbysmith9810
    @bobbysmith9810 Před 3 měsíci

    " yes ..... yes .....yes .......... yes "

  • @dimethedude
    @dimethedude Před 2 lety +5

    Fuck I miss Patrice

  • @erockisfat
    @erockisfat Před 2 lety +1

    Stat grape! Tbone!

  • @TheSuperQuail
    @TheSuperQuail Před 2 lety +3

    Heavy D

  • @briandavey1139
    @briandavey1139 Před 2 lety +5

    T Bone s my cellmate
    Hes a flamer

  • @Stephen-lt1tp
    @Stephen-lt1tp Před 3 lety +9

    Did he say he had to “hem Shirley up”outside with the half tuna can lid as if he cut him/ beat him /or they didn’t fight? I didn’t get that part.

    • @Limpass610
      @Limpass610 Před 3 lety +15

      He threatened him

    • @KerkinWayno
      @KerkinWayno Před 2 lety +9

      Its prison policies. The dude made a pass on Patrice in the shower. If Patrice doesnt respond or lets that slide. He now will have a target on his back. He will be labeled as soft. Which brings more hardship towards him

    • @Stephen-lt1tp
      @Stephen-lt1tp Před 2 lety +2

      @@KerkinWayno oh I got all of that part definitely. I just did couldn’t get if he actually cut him or just threatened him. But I guess he didn’t have to actually physically cut him. Because hemmed him up where I’m from means cut him.

    • @Limpass610
      @Limpass610 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Stephen-lt1tp he threatened
      He got lucky the guy was just a talker
      If he did fight he might have done more time

    • @Stephen-lt1tp
      @Stephen-lt1tp Před 2 lety

      @@Limpass610 yeah just weird because growing up hemmed him up always meant to cut somebody where I’m from. I guess Patrice was just getting overzealous with his slang talking about that dramatic story

  • @rhs1578
    @rhs1578 Před 2 lety +26

    No wonder he was so Misogynistic.. makes total sense.. Glad he was able to curve that behavior as he got older realizing that not all women are like that but still a very defining moment in Patrice’s life..

    • @countof3everybodyOD
      @countof3everybodyOD Před 2 lety +6

      But like he alludes to, what the first dude is definitely wrong and probably actionable.
      It’s that pos that started it
      Wel truly it started with her honess but yah

  • @alrinproduction3917
    @alrinproduction3917 Před 4 lety +2

    Grabe ninja ba to mam patrice
    Dami din vid mo maam
    Highly apriciated your video never stop vlogging stay safe enjoy you passion much love and godbless 📣📣📣📣

  • @johnny98618
    @johnny98618 Před 2 lety +1

    You can tell this was uncomfortable talking about this.

  • @terrencemilton5088
    @terrencemilton5088 Před 5 měsíci

    30:55.....

  • @LikeAGentlemanPlease
    @LikeAGentlemanPlease Před rokem

    58k views on a story like this is a travesty.

  • @NICKEYBLACK35
    @NICKEYBLACK35 Před 9 měsíci

    I can't lie, Opie & Anthony were extremely hard to tolerate. Thankfully there was Black Philip.

  • @aplacetobewithmythoughts7428

    I really hope the person who scolded the baby in the bathtub got what was coming to him.

    • @argenizt123
      @argenizt123 Před 2 lety

      i wish the guy that blackmailed his cousin got castrated .
      it’s hard to wrap my head around someone who regards that person as family would take advantage of them that way

    • @erockisfat
      @erockisfat Před 2 lety

      a good time?

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes Před 2 lety +5

      I don’t think there’s anything wrong with reprimanding your child in the bathtub if it’s for a good reason, why should the location matter?

    • @mrmorrison5142
      @mrmorrison5142 Před 2 lety

      What you did there, I saw that 🫡

    • @CJ_YT.
      @CJ_YT. Před 2 lety

      @@MrEvanNoyes you think you're being smart and you look stupid

  • @williambyers9188
    @williambyers9188 Před rokem

    I love Patrice, I mean I love Patrice but something doesn’t add up. He got sentenced to a summer in Jail. He wouldn’t have went Upstate for that. That would have been a county bid. Your not going to a Max prison with Murderers and Rapists for three months. This could have been just a county jail and he was mistaken. I dunno

  • @aaronbrumley8937
    @aaronbrumley8937 Před 2 lety +4

    Um if I’m 16 and a girl is 15 that’s not statutory rap, you must be a adult to get charged with that, so he must of been 18 and she was 15

    • @bloodeagle6458
      @bloodeagle6458 Před 2 lety +9

      If the parents of said under age girl press charges you could be the same age 13-17 it will be considered statutory grape even with the consent of said underage girl its left to the legal guardians discretion 😡🤬😡🤬🤮🤮
      The system is truly broken

    • @CelicAWD
      @CelicAWD Před 2 lety +6

      Also at 16 the judge can "decide" to charge you as an adult if they want to.

    • @thundergun933
      @thundergun933 Před 2 lety +2

      I believe he was 17 at the time.

    • @robertnicholls9917
      @robertnicholls9917 Před 2 lety +1

      @@thundergun933 He would have done more time if that was the case.

    • @realSpook
      @realSpook Před 2 lety +4

      Lots of black teens get charged as adults all the time

  • @seabassdarapper
    @seabassdarapper Před 2 lety +3

    "the only reason I'm not locked up is because it wasn't the mayor's daughter"
    Ok, so ... Like the overwhelming majority of people 🤣🤣🤣. Most people won't get locked up for this is what he's saying lolol

    • @jeffmiller3499
      @jeffmiller3499 Před 2 lety

      He was meaning it as he'd still be locked up if that bitch was somebodys daughter

    • @takerdust
      @takerdust Před 2 lety +7

      it was a comedic exaggeration. She was some girl who lived in the poor side of town.

  • @wolfwang8464
    @wolfwang8464 Před 2 lety +2

    Patrice was NOT in jail at 16 with people on death row lmaooo such a fake story, but good one.

    • @TonyDanza4Lyfe
      @TonyDanza4Lyfe Před rokem +4

      Plausible. He’s referring to jail where you’ll be housed in a cage regardless

  • @MarmaladeSally
    @MarmaladeSally Před 2 lety +3

    Jesus enough smacking and throat clearing. Disgusting.

  • @slayskool1964
    @slayskool1964 Před rokem +2

    1 minute in and I already want to puke.