Pauly Shore would kill the role of Richard Simmons. Real talk. If anyone could get access to RS it would be Pauly. An HBO or Netflix series. Most comics are amazing dramatic actors and think we haven’t seen that yet from Pauly
Pauly was a freaking legend growing up! My wife and I saw him in the gym last weekend and were both in shock! Didn't have the balls to say what's up but I gave him the good ol head nod :)
i can't stop thinking about that carrot top bit bro that she was amazing, I literally got to grow up on your stuff I was that age I am born in 84, so it was like the perfect time I was able to soak up your work and it just brought me joy bro The nostalgia on it man anytime I see one of your movies it just brings me back bro I just get some funyuns and a slurpee and it brings me the fuck all the way back I'm on that Pauly shore Kik right now
4:00 The best part is this ! I haven't laughed so hard in my life... Just knowing Pauly doesn't care about looks, anymore and understands intelligent genetics are real speak volume ! So proud of my Weez homie ! ✌
I know pauly can apply himself in whatever challenge cross his path his done it time and time again, I personally feel like he'd make a great parent, but in the end it's up to him and I'd love for him to have a happy life
turning down that LA chick's egg cracked me up. and In The Army Now is the best Pauly Shore movie. I'd love to see Bob Goldthwait direct you in one of his movies, those things are intense as hell. i saw world's greatest dad 10 years ago and i'm still thinking about it.
Pauly I'd love to see you do an updated "Totally Pauly" for Millenials and Gen Z where you go antagonize the people of Los Angeles or New York City... street interview style! I think the people would eat it up.
Paul you should really consider that beautiful girl for a surrogate egg. It might do you both well and answer the prayer you have been praying for which is a child. A child would make a beautiful girl more responsible and really consider changing her past ways so that your daughter or son would have a responsible loving mother and father to look up to. The fact that you guys are best friends is more than half the battle. My best relationships have been with girls that were my best friend and also my lover. You’re a smart guy buddy , Think about it. Besides read the stipulation where you are the one that impregnates that shit right where that egg was developed. To get the 45 minutes of lovemaking because that’s gonna screw your head up because no self-respecting man or non-self-respecting man turn that girl down. First things first both of you go together and get an STD test and then go for a week vacation to an island somewhere and go in your brains out and talk about the future and what it would be like to bring a child into the world together as friends. The relationship might come or it might not but I will do the both of you good to have a child to love and take care of and teach your ideas too. I am dead serious and so should you be. God bless you buddy and grow up and be a man you’re gonna be a great dad I just know it and so do you!!!
Early 90s my family went las vegas we were at caesars palace and my sister happened to notice from a distance was Pauly shore walking towards the gaming tables with a small group of girls and guys.
I believe you just missed that one Pauly.. 😂 Seriously though, I feel like you are stressing out brother over trying to find a surrogate. Just relax and just look at some surrogate websites for surrogates, meet a few of the people who work for the company and see what all it entails, let them help you with finding the right person for the job. I pray that you do eventually get what you want and pray that you have a healthy little Pauly.
This skit is satire. He's a man child, not capable of taking care of himself let alone a baby. The only thing more fake than the writing is that woman's....everything.
The acting is better than anything Hollywood has put out in years... Need to get rid of Dwayne, Kevin, Ruffalo, , etc and bring back, Brendan, Pauly, Cory and Furlong so we can have emotions back in films...
Bro we all know a lot of people got famous or more famous because of Covid Pauly shore is a great wonderful person and comedian it’s corny and good and swag 😂
Pauly Shore would kill the role of Richard Simmons. Real talk. If anyone could get access to RS it would be Pauly. An HBO or Netflix series. Most comics are amazing dramatic actors and think we haven’t seen that yet from Pauly
^ feck yes
Yes, great idea
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That sounds awesome actually
“You can use my eggs”
“Nah I’m good” 😂
Pauly was a freaking legend growing up! My wife and I saw him in the gym last weekend and were both in shock! Didn't have the balls to say what's up but I gave him the good ol head nod :)
Golds, in hollywood?
@@101RealTalker no, LVAC in Vegas
@@bmo7024 fooey
You should have said hello.
Lol sometimes it's best to keep it that way.
Who wears short shorts? Pauly wears short shorts.
I remember when he did the whole thing where he tried out adoption and forgot about one of the kids ,I love this guy
haha ye man that was gold
Love the skits! Keep up the good work
"I'm looking online, I'm thinking of getting em from Poland."
Pauly is the guy that you want in your group. Laid back chill. I miss his comedies.
this is him being chill ? lmao
That was the most aggressively, loving conversation I've ever heard.
children deserve to have a Pauly SHore as a father.
Baby Pauly ?? dude, squeeze the juice!
"You're a loser, and so is your god damned dog!" 🤣🤣🤣
I like how Pauly is constantly wandering around back and forth like a lost child with ADHD.
i can't stop thinking about that carrot top bit bro that she was amazing, I literally got to grow up on your stuff I was that age I am born in 84, so it was like the perfect time I was able to soak up your work and it just brought me joy bro The nostalgia on it man anytime I see one of your movies it just brings me back bro I just get some funyuns and a slurpee and it brings me the fuck all the way back I'm on that Pauly shore Kik right now
4:00 The best part is this !
I haven't laughed so hard in my life... Just knowing Pauly doesn't care about looks, anymore and understands intelligent genetics are real speak volume !
So proud of my Weez homie ! ✌
That was the sweetest insult I've ever heard.
🤣
True 😂 but he was probably being honest, even if this was just a skit
Hahahaha. Polly. “…it’s head would be deformed.” 😂. Come on!!!! Deform it. Please. Polly head. Deformed. Please 😂
The greatest entertainer ever
I know pauly can apply himself in whatever challenge cross his path his done it time and time again, I personally feel like he'd make a great parent, but in the end it's up to him and I'd love for him to have a happy life
This woman is a Pauly Shore girlfriend Alex Noble?
What happened to the random rants? I miss them 😭
Pauly needs a kosher egg.
We need a tv show of this it would be the next Curb your Enthusiasm have Larry david as a special guest for an episode i think it would kill
Absolutely freaking love you Polly man
3:07…. I don’t trust a laugh like that. Dorthy better run for the hills with a laugh like that.
My dad was 59. He passed when I was 17. You can do this!! 😆
My dad was 64 when I was born I was the last of 9
I was 14 when he passed.
Maybe the baby will look like the bald guy from the movie “Hills Have Eyes” the original movie lol
His legs just get better with age.
🥚 If you wanna make a Paulymelet , ya gotta break some eggs.
Thank you for simply being awesome!!! ♥️🙋
Pauly is the man. Still a great entertainer.
Lmao 🤣 🤣 omg wasn't expecting the end part of the video
I hope you find that polish egg, Pauly! 😂
Damn Pauly ain’t playing around lmao too real skit or not
She seemed genuinely pissed!
turning down that LA chick's egg cracked me up. and In The Army Now is the best Pauly Shore movie. I'd love to see Bob Goldthwait direct you in one of his movies, those things are intense as hell. i saw world's greatest dad 10 years ago and i'm still thinking about it.
I like his friend, gives good sage “dad” advice🤣
Lol Pauly calling his gf ‘dude’
Still killing it in 2022.
Adopt a 17 year old. There are plenty coming across the border every day. Only 1 year of supporting and you're done.
Link to her onlyfans?
🔥🔥🔥 Love it we need Pauly in sum more Sandler films
That escalated quickly…
Pauly I'd love to see you do an updated "Totally Pauly" for Millenials and Gen Z where you go antagonize the people of Los Angeles or New York City... street interview style! I think the people would eat it up.
Pauly Shore is the man !!! Freaking love this guy , Legendary!!!👍🤘👍👍
Pauly Shore show needs to happen … he’s got plenty of famous friends …
It would be so easy. Dice was amazing … you need to follow suit Pauly
aye this is good shit pauly this resurgence is awesome good for you man
Yeah should've not discussed it with her
😂 heeeey.. what did the dog do to ya!?
I would've went with, "Your eggs are scrambled, that's why!" or "My rotten sperm could never crack your rotten eggs."
Pauly
Jury Duty was a childhood nostalgic memory for me my dad loved that movie.
My favorite is Biodome
Good skit pauly and keep making these
More skits buddy I love yuugh
Paul you should really consider that beautiful girl for a surrogate egg. It might do you both well and answer the prayer you have been praying for which is a child. A child would make a beautiful girl more responsible and really consider changing her past ways so that your daughter or son would have a responsible loving mother and father to look up to. The fact that you guys are best friends is more than half the battle. My best relationships have been with girls that were my best friend and also my lover. You’re a smart guy buddy , Think about it. Besides read the stipulation where you are the one that impregnates that shit right where that egg was developed. To get the 45 minutes of lovemaking because that’s gonna screw your head up because no self-respecting man or non-self-respecting man turn that girl down. First things first both of you go together and get an STD test and then go for a week vacation to an island somewhere and go in your brains out and talk about the future and what it would be like to bring a child into the world together as friends. The relationship might come or it might not but I will do the both of you good to have a child to love and take care of and teach your ideas too. I am dead serious and so should you be. God bless you buddy and grow up and be a man you’re gonna be a great dad I just know it and so do you!!!
In the Army Now, Encino Man, Son in Law. That order
Felt like crap. feel much better now, thanks Pauli,,, now im off to work
I love how you guys get us to click on the video lol
Wow...this is so beautifully chaotic.
So, who's the female? Dying to find out
Early 90s my family went las vegas we were at caesars palace and my sister happened to notice from a distance was
Pauly shore walking towards the gaming tables with a small group of girls and guys.
“Go have a baby Pauly”
I am now a Pauly fan !!!🤣🤣🤣
Love your videos Pauly big love from Australia 😎👍💯
I totally love Pauline! Dude is great.
Lets talk Pauley fiction. "Pauley, I hope you find some eggs."
He doesn’t want her hard boiled eggs. 🤣
I've seen Son in Law so many times that I could carry it.
The way you handled that skank was amazing Pauly!!
I believe you just missed that one Pauly.. 😂
Seriously though, I feel like you are stressing out brother over trying to find a surrogate. Just relax and just look at some surrogate websites for surrogates, meet a few of the people who work for the company and see what all it entails, let them help you with finding the right person for the job. I pray that you do eventually get what you want and pray that you have a healthy little Pauly.
This skit is satire. He's a man child, not capable of taking care of himself let alone a baby. The only thing more fake than the writing is that woman's....everything.
Pauly - thanks forgetting me up on stage with you tonight
Sorry I didn’t plug the channel better - maybe next time!
I needed this laugh today bro haha
pauly always been good about featuring entertaining women
"one of your fans" omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pauly is doing funny things!!! Keep it going ..... and ps who's the girl?
Pauly is a fucking bro show !!! Much luv brotha .
LOL man this was great
The acting is better than anything Hollywood has put out in years... Need to get rid of Dwayne, Kevin, Ruffalo, , etc and bring back, Brendan, Pauly, Cory and Furlong so we can have emotions back in films...
This was the worst skit ever and that girl was disgusting to look at. Oh Pauly what happened to you buddy?!?
I made my girls watch your movies and still do to this day in fact I'm watching son in law right now❤❤❤❤❤❤❤love you pauly
"....no I'm good" 💀💀
Should of asked carrot top for an egg and then “ squeeze the juice “
Pauly would make an amazing father to be honest.
Who's the lady?
The weather girl can act now. Lol
Pauly have you seen that new Brandon Fraser film?
"i wouldnt even charge you for it"
lmao makes me wonder what she would charge for.
*throat gagging sounds*
Funniest thing I've watched in a minute 😂
lol!! On a real note though, this is what ladies think we like? Plastic and botox? eeew...
Dude and my cousin Kevin would get along so well I bet.
watching all these a day with pauly videos shows he has more problems than he can handle
God damn those shorts go hard dude.
Bro we all know a lot of people got famous or more famous because of Covid Pauly shore is a great wonderful person and comedian it’s corny and good and swag 😂
Son In Law was funny but Jury Duty is my flick.
Lmao dude I absolutely love ya!
Sounds like a great new movie!
These doctors are just making beautiful women look like absolute clowns ...
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First thing I thought
Dude, your comidy is platinum....
Yea, it would come out like a gigantic, hairy, hard boiled, Jurassic Park egg...
more content like this please
Her laugh 🤣🤣 🤣 that was timed nice
Pauly don't worry about pumping out kids....
Worry about pumping out more vids duuuude...
Son in law is trending on Hulu right now
Maybe the nugs from your Lisa Lisa video will be a surrogate.
This was so funny. Made me LOL and I don’t do that often.