The Periodic Table Of Soyjaks
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I love soyjacks because they can be used to mock literally everything that has ever existed, including the elements of the periodic table
Even soyjack himself
>I love soyjacks because they can be used to mock literally everything that has ever existed, including the elements of the periodic table
>soyj-ACK!!!
my favrite soy jack is the femboy soy jack or maybe the chad yes soy jack
@@theguy4786Imagine chadjak fucking femboyjak 😳😳
Glistening, glimmering, bone-chilling, slow-burn, genre-defining gemerald.
@@UTUBETROLLPOLlCE2024 ywnbaw
your in every fucking wojak video, unironically take your meds
No jumpscares, either.
Dusty, matte, fun-draining, quick-paced, insignificant brimstone.
Actual gem
I swear to science if they discover a new element and name it cobsonium it would be so spine-tingling and gemmy!
You won't discover any new elements
@@gasergaser8629but it’s his ninja way
YWNBAE
If i ever make any discovery ill name after smth edgy
nice epic narutard referefereferfererence@@minutemiku
I actually sang along to it from memory. I fucking love science!
>I fucking love science!
I'm too retarded to memorize the table so I had to memorize the song
@@randomdude6983take your fluoride
@@mauricius6400 *hecking
@@kubli365 I memorized the table in 4th grade
The elements that are named after places should have been represented by angry scientist soyjaks with their respective flags on their labcoats and pointing at their countries/cities map while yelling "WE DID IT FIRST!!!"
they should’ve used the elements song the scientist guy who looked like a pedo sang in Breaking Bad
his name is cobson doe
No
i fucking love science
>I fucking love science
>>I fucking love science
"i fucking love science" -🤓
>>>i fucking love science
tr4nnyjak.png
Scince is so heckin awesome
hahah so funny not dead meme
>Scince is so heckin awesome!
:^O
Whenever I meet someone who doesn't like science or trust the experts, it makes me so heckin mad!
@@Ojj2002 cope Ledditor
I wish I were still getting my physics degree so I could show this
Ur a psychic?
>>video is about chemistry
>>talks about physics
@@etgsuryoutube8476 you sound like a biologist
its not too late man, go back and get your degree
you sound like a boomer
I'm deeply disappointed that there was not a Polish soyjak when Polonium appeared
Wojak is a polish word or smth
@@hggpi swedish (WIN!!!)
I'm deeply disappoint-ACK!
Table of gems
Table of coals
@@ThugHunterfromIsraelYWNBAW
YWNBAM@@Solotocius
@@ThugHunterfromIsrael
That's the carbon entry!
@@Solotocius YWNBB
Educational gem
IQ lowering coal
@@ThugHunterfromIsrael Dilate
@@lehi1147 "you should dilate yourself NOW"
@@ThugHunterfromIsrael
> Periodic Table of Elements
> IQ lowering
> This video
> Not a pure emerald gem
What, are you gay or something?
>samarium
Purest of gemeralds
how did he know that?
Это бан нахуй
The vast abundance of Swedish elements is the cornerstone of this tremendous monument.
Swedish win
Fun fact: thorium, cobalt and palladium were so good in terraria, that there a 3 elements named around them
>Fun fact: thorium, cobalt, and palladium were so goo-AAACCCKK!
>Troonaria
dont forget about titanium!
Where is thorium in terraria?
@@mistrsportak9940
From the thorium mod Im guessing
Based! I did Beryllium, Magnesium, Francium, Cesium, Polonium and Iridium jaks. I expect my payment in the mail in a couple of weeks or else I'm copyrighting this video
>nooo i expect money despite being a slave to the 'jak industry
@@ariasorrow cobtroons run the 'jak industry to keep nojak gems beneath piles of cob coals. WAKE UP PEOPLE!
you did it for free :-)
theres no ads D:
@@CivilizedWasteland actually it was claimed by asap science so all the proceeds go to our brown gay science queens
I love that Palladium is a soyjack wearing the Terraria armor.
cobalt and titanium
Thorium too
where is copium
its the thremboth element
I liked the Asterix reference. Loved those books as a kid.
Same. One of the EuropAryan gems that's still good to this day.
Ignore the live action ones...
astérix et obélix est aryen
@@SchizophrenixTheGaul3478 wtf does europaryan mean
Now this is what i call a Gemerald.
Now this is what i call Brimstone.
To go through 118 different elements on the periodic table and keep it interesting until the end and keep it within three minutes.
The amount of time this must’ve taken.
only gems
1:47 Was surprised by this gem. Out of all the things that has Platinum, they chose that. Was a fucking bone chilling surprise.
tranime so coal
bakemonogemmy so gem
Much to think about.
It was a surprise but not a jumpscare.
1:47 Was surprised by this coal. Out of all the things that has Platinum, they chose that. Was a fucking fun draining surprise.
Marge
What am I even looking at
troon teen made this instead of getting rich troon decided to edit a high effort video for nonprofit
Tr00ns made this?
Then is Dust.
@@mauricius6400 I made this, whether you consider me a t or not is up to you
@@soyjakpartyvideoarchive it is on me however.
Also Oj said it first.
@@soyjakpartyvideoarchive "I made this"
ok Satan
it was da TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS
Unparalleled gem.
Unoriginal coal.
1:47 PLATINUM WIN
I don't get it...
@@beezelsub The anime monogatari has an opening song called platinum and the girl is there lol
Im learning the periotic table currently, this helps me to remmber all of them.
Thank you soyjak party archieve❤🙏
There is NOT an another element between Carbon and Nitrogen called “Thrembonium”. Meds. Now.
I absolutely lost it at the Asterix Soyjak for Gallium
A reminder that Astérix will always be a EuropAryan gem.
@@SchizophrenixTheGaul3478 what’s europaryan
Im so sciencepilled rn
Gem
Also fellow Serial fan we won
Fr fr
scientifically awesome my friend! ill be showing this one to my mates around the office. Have a great rest of your day. - Konner
I’m becoming a high school chem teacher to show my kids this video.
самариум поняла лишь элита
Да да я да
@@wmeanswictory1351 wmeanswhiningsoyincel
@@wmeanswictory1351 >РЯЯЯЯЯ ПИДОРАХИ!!!!
[пикча с плачущим зумером]
Fear and Hunger?
А при чём тут Самара, дружок?
2:27 love the inclusion of Thrembo on the Ruler.
"Thrembo" isn't a number. Meds now
thrembo isn't a number because it just isn't, okay?
Would be gemerald, however, at 1:37 element number 39 "Yttrium" is depicted, even doe it should be element number 70 "Ytterbium". Therefore brimstone
I love how you used Cobalt armor and Palladium armor for their respective elements
Hafnium shouldn’t have made me laugh as much as it did
1:32 pazhiloy gem
somewhere in the near future a chemistry teacher will show this to his class
high effort gem
low effort coal
This has so many hidden references to jak culture. Very gemmy!
>Average "Cassidy" enjoyer.
I miss my 'cree
meds, he was NEVER called mccree@@eatyourcereal6696
Its over feralbros. We can't compete.
I love how Cobalt, Palladium and Thorium are just terraria
Yea me too I,ve just noticed this.
amazing stuff man
I can’t believe I’m learning elements through fucking soyjaks and Im fucking love it.
Welcome newGOD
@@lukethekuyakneel before your new masters oldhead
>(You) VILL learn da periodic table
>(You) VILL do it through der soyboy woah jacks
>UND (You) VILL be happy
scandium having the finnish flag instead of the danish flag is so funny
they replaced denmark with a non-scandinavian country
If i get to discover a new element I'll call it copium
...Until Ununnonium is somehow synthesized, that is
Ermmm aukshaleee the actual placeholder name is "Ununennium".🤓☝️
Electron configurations are killing me man
I'm sure that both the singer's wife's boyfriend AND son are very proud of him for being able to recite all that.
OH MY SCIENCE!! THIS IS TRULY A GEM
All of the world's spergiest inside jokes in one handy periodic table song :D
Man this really does fit the original song creators. Funny.
I really hate these things where mainstreamers add lyrics to classical pieces. It always comes off as so cringy and childish.
Uh, I mean heckin' science!!!!
Ruthenium should be russian, it was found in Ural mts
but it sounds like Ruthenia, so it was created by the Kievan Rus
Oh my science this is so much gem
Western Scientific education has fallen, billions must relearn the periodic table
I hope they soon discover TRANIUM
>OH MY FAUCI what a wholesome way to remember the elements!
This is amazing.
1:31 Казалось бы, причём тут Самара?
The terraria armors lol
glistening, radient, GEMERALD
Oh my scientifically verifiable SoyGod, I FREAKING LOVE SCIENCE!
I look like all of them and act like all of them
I love fucking science!!!
The SI unit known as the Cobson denotes the frequency at which a gem is posted on the sharty
1:32 хахаха самариум
iodinejak is the sharty saving tanzanite diamond gemerald everyone keeps talking about
iodinejak is the sharty killing sandstone coal brimstone everyone isnt talking about
@@ThugHunterfromIsrael YWNBAW
>nobal gas
coal
noble gas le bad even doe the least reactive and stable of all the elements
@@NuclearSmoores
>least reactive
>least stable
Ummmm do you even Science, bro? #ifuckinglovescience #mywifesson
Edit: Oh my Science, I’ve never had this many likes before! Thanks, y’all!
@@thatguyonline5083 Noble gases are odorless, colorless, nonflammable, and monotonic gases that have low chemical reactivity.
meds now qween of larp
@@thatguyonline5083
>noble gas
>least stable
Sorry sweaty, but that's misinformation already debunked by Snopes. Coomed on my screen and directly hit the down vote button. I heckin' love science!
Noble gae
Oh my science I love this
Holy GEEEEEEM
To split the atom, you portray it as an soyjak and in it's seething rage they split up and blow up
1:39 the most based element
if only he also nailed cucktholics on the walls
@Urueh you said that even though the catholic church is founded by chosen ones
@@Sneed-ev4xb if only
@Urueh dog, what are you goning on about? The only thing I could find is fighting for Judo.
No, 0:51 is.
Science gem
>2 weeks ago
It’s over
I got a strike so I couldn't upload for 2 weeks. Ends tomorrow
gem
Guys this is weird but i really love science fr.
*You F-CKING love science
@@woefulfisher yes
Pro is sciencepilled kinda kek
Cobbers.... We won
delusional analyze the situation before you embarrass the cob sisters in the c0rd vc
The Periodic Soyjaks, billion must know this.
Were getting out of the basement with this one
1:46 is the only gem here. Cobcoals can't compare
cobgem, though
@@kabbablabba4073 Nonsense
gemsom is a gem though?
YesGEMmer CHAD opinion tsmt
cobcoals can't com-ack!!
I fuggin love sciences
love the titanium armor
Oh my Mendeleev, this is a real gem.
Guys this is so wholesome periodic table 1000 big chungus keanu reeves breathtaking moment
i freaking love sciencerinos
i f'ing love soyjaks. they make me lol
Well since I watched this entire video:
1. Bruh mpreg at element 114
2. Would have been more funny if there was a Nikolai reference for moscovium (element 115)
That's Flerovium, and it absolutely kills me every time it comes up. Potassium also has me in stitches.
@@TurtleShroom3 for the second part I should have a COD reference for element 115
0:52 is cursed😂😂😂
SPVAAAA UPLOAD SOYJAK TIER LIST 2023 NOW
0:48 Funny date right there, 1942-1945 nickels contain no nickel because it was being saved for the war effort...
if whoever made this isn’t biologically racist the world is saved. unironically.
How is the Periodic Table of Elements racist? I mean, I am sure that liberals will make it such, but seirously, HOW?
/sharty/ 'teens are advocators of TND, TTD, TFD and cobson (HWABAG btw) will enact TTD (gemerald)
@@TurtleShroom3 tourist that has zero knowledge of fascist sharty chuds detected
@@TurtleShroom3 not the table dum dum. it's the channer ACK vibes
@@abasedcrusader9663 what the fuck does that even mean I don`t speak DOGOLA
I love how you just showed the terraria armor sets
Nojack dust @1:46
More like Nojak gem
reddit frog
9gag frog
@@NuclearSmoores "A toad or two"
-kuz
gem though
Bro put so much effort for a soyjak shitpost
Ясно, Самара
1:04 well well well
Love the terraria references
Compressed carbon right here 💎