@@user-lr8ow2jg4e Definitely both. This one starts off a bit weird, but then the suddenness and obscenity of "adhere them to my husband's prostate" makes this amazing.
Maybe the mom isn't doing this for the child, but to get back at the husband, so when she says "adhere them to my husband's prostate" she's thinking about what she wants, not the child's wants.
For whatever reason, this video pulls some very visceral and deep subconscious shameful feelings from out of my gut and my mind. I feel disgusted and slightly sick. Probably due to the fact that I owned an ant farm when I was younger (that I think I literally received for my birthday), my mom wasn’t blonde at the time but she’s naturally blonde, and my relationship with my dad at the time was very, very strained considering he was very emotionally absent and volatile.
@@MaudlinDreams666 I froze the ants and didn’t put them in the farm properly😂I had to step on a few of them to stop them from invading the house and of course, I got yelled at for it, and I remember thinking “I’d love to just fucking leave right now”
The mom might be trying to get back at the father/spouse, because she’s abusive or he’s abusing her, or for other reasons. So she tells the child a list of dangerous things he should do with the ants, that’ll make the child think “ok, since I can do these things, what else can I do”, so she tells him to adhere it to her husbands prostate. Since the child is not aware that eating, freezing, teasing ants can be dangerous, his mom takes it as an opportunity to trick him into getting the ants to bite her husband 0:25 ants are gone
It might also mean that parents might only please and appease their children to get back at their spouses at their children’s expense IE. gifting their children stuff so that their kids side with them to eventually spite the opposing parent
i had a deja vu of this, before i watched this some time ago i remember knowing that ''mom ordered ants for my birthday'' was a thing and when i looked for more i couldnt find annything.
IT HAS ALWAYS FUCKING BEEN A MIX OF SURREAL COMEDY AND HORROR WHY AM I GOING FUCKING INSANE WITH THIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YALL ARE SO FUCKING DUMB AND ANNOYING I CAN'T GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
@@stonkorocko1162The channel was revered as a horror thing, mate. Maybe it wasn't the first to invent this humor, But the statement is still true, ya angry old twat.
I think this is about how, sometimes, parents give their children things and recommend them to do things to their other parent, because they are mad at them or they want revenge in some way.
I saw this one time in my recommended and while it did give me repeats of other works that played in my head like beast and I traded in my dog for twice the rice I had to search for this one to verify that this wasn't some kind of messed up dream I had
OK, let's say it: most of this guy's animated videos are uh.. understandable to some point - can be categorised as a weird product of boredom (felines, fjords) or some social satire (ilj, beasts) or really edgy parody pieces (jaffrey, storytime), etc. But this... this thing is what? What on earth is this thing? It's not funny, it's not creepy, it's not unnerving, it doesn't hold any message!! Or does it? I give up. 2 weird 4 me
same im one ordinary minor that found this.funny story my little brother and me where in our backyard and i told my (mean and gulable) brother to touch a bug and it bit him.(he deserved all of it he was mean)
ants ordered mom for my birthday
Didn't you comment on men with small hands carry very little treats?
scleuse. same here
Ants ordered my for moms birthday
birthday ordered moms for my ants
Kitty Smith yeah I saw him there too lol
eat them
keep them
please them
tease them
freeze them
*adhere them to my husband's prostate*
Ok
You missed freeze them
@@colonelofrky5065 nasty
id like but its at 666
Well, that escalated quickly
I love how 12 years ago this dudes content was considered spooky, but today it’s the pinnacle of comedy
Literally comedy
Both
This video still has a weird vibe
@@user-lr8ow2jg4e Definitely both. This one starts off a bit weird, but then the suddenness and obscenity of "adhere them to my husband's prostate" makes this amazing.
You mean 13 years
Things 2 do with your ants!
1. Eat them
2. Keep them
3. Please them
5. Tease them
9. freeze them
17. Adhere them to my husband’s prostate
Ok wheres your husband
@@skIova right here
@@skIova i got him right here ==> he’s quite the funny guy
@@mochaXX16 lolll
Prostate means balls and pp
Ant-Man 2 Official Trailer
hahaha
Que Naim so true 😂
ye, 500th person to like
Adhere them Thanos’ prostate
It makes alot of sense now
ant man's sad backstory
Or maybe he was the husband
@@sundaydonkey4155 no it was thanos
He got bitten in the prostate by an ant.
Ima bout to cry 😭
@@AxtroLeaf spiderman in an alternate universe:
It's "adhere them to my husband's prostate", not "adhere them to your father's prostate." I wonder if that means anything.
probably a stepdad then
Maybe the mom isn't doing this for the child, but to get back at the husband, so when she says "adhere them to my husband's prostate" she's thinking about what she wants, not the child's wants.
No this doesn't mean anything it's just something that someone made to disturb the world
But didn't she say that?
I think she said it because she Had Sexual trauma from the dad and tries to get back at him with that
WE ADHERING THE HUSBAND’S PROSTATE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
FR 🔥 🔥 🔥
DIDN’T KNOW PEOPLE STILL WATCHED THIS 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@Frank-Westthis is such a weird song that I listen to it on repeat-
@@Gamer._.Furry123-kc8tr that’s the most relatable thing i’ve heard all year
stop
this is the next era of pop music
I hope I'm dead when that time comes HA
hikikokillme if that is so then please let it come sooner
Poop music*
nah, modern pop is way worse
How did you predict 100 gecs
Mom:
Please disconnect from the Bluetooth speaker. And we need to talk, come downstairs
Aria Zinoviev LMAOO
Aria Zinoviev Mom: Ayo turn that shit up fam
Did she order ants?
Don't worry, you were disowned long ago for the whole animu thing.
@@billbraskyasky adhere them
I love how the mom looks super expressive and joyful unlike most of the characters in the saga
I feel like this 30 seconds of time spent witnessing this irreversibly set me on the bad ending timeline
If you witnessing this for 30 seconds sts you on the bad ending timeline then whats gonna happen to me for putting this on loop😰
Same
Same
same, like theres literally mornings ill wake up with this fucking video stuck in my head and i feel a deep primal fear for some reason D:
nah, this brings you to the good ending
I love how these never have a jumpscare or anything but I'm still cautious just in case 😂
That's the beauty
why would it have a jumpscare?
@@mega-xn9do Albino black sheep
@@squartbotai1383 what color would that be
@@mega-xn9do Because this is typical old creepy youtube, it was filled to the brink with jumpscares back then
this is the third consecutive year that i've watched this on my birthday. happy birthday to me.
good birthdate
I’m going to send you 1,000,000 ants for your birthday
Did your mum order ants?
looks like the fourth ones comin up
Not daily?
"Adhere them to my husband's prostate" is 100% on beat with the music, lol.
What even is that?
@@AngelTiger-the hole of your uhhh middle part?
Near your bladder
@@AngelTiger- the organ that produces the pool where children must swim to their mothers before becoming a baby
@@santiagovargas5322 😰
For whatever reason, this video pulls some very visceral and deep subconscious shameful feelings from out of my gut and my mind. I feel disgusted and slightly sick. Probably due to the fact that I owned an ant farm when I was younger (that I think I literally received for my birthday), my mom wasn’t blonde at the time but she’s naturally blonde, and my relationship with my dad at the time was very, very strained considering he was very emotionally absent and volatile.
What did you freeze and adhere Cesar?
What did you do Cesar?
@@MaudlinDreams666 I froze the ants and didn’t put them in the farm properly😂I had to step on a few of them to stop them from invading the house and of course, I got yelled at for it, and I remember thinking “I’d love to just fucking leave right now”
i was about to leave that exact same comment
Mom ordered ants for your birthday
@@oviumthesheep boi you just commented on a 12 year old video
guess you could say the husband has "ants in his pants"... I'll go see myself out now
R34P3R813 thou shall not make puns on a weird ass channel like this.
no come back that was funny
Please come back I miss the kids
@@nautical3178 Never
A.T.Pickle well I’ll be damned
Man, this is my favorite vocaloid song.
Underrated comment of the day
@@marissar.8407 1,000th reply calling a comment underrated for the day
@@aquarius5264 What?
I WAS JUST THINKING THIS SOUNDED LIKE VOCALOID
The mom might be trying to get back at the father/spouse, because she’s abusive or he’s abusing her, or for other reasons. So she tells the child a list of dangerous things he should do with the ants, that’ll make the child think “ok, since I can do these things, what else can I do”, so she tells him to adhere it to her husbands prostate. Since the child is not aware that eating, freezing, teasing ants can be dangerous, his mom takes it as an opportunity to trick him into getting the ants to bite her husband
0:25 ants are gone
The child is dead
Yes but no
It's not that deep
Nah he's into it
It’s not deep
Most normal jack stauber listeners favorite song
As a jack stauber fan this is so true
real
me fr
As a fan I second that
this randomly ended up in one of my playlists and i dont know how it got here but im honestly scared
You should be.
Welcome to Hell.
Kawaii Desu // very wonderful.
Welcome to the good part of CZcams
I agree I normally like creepy stuff but this is too unsettling even for me
This might be showing how ignorant parents are, just letting them have such dangerous things.
It might also mean that parents might only please and appease their children to get back at their spouses at their children’s expense IE. gifting their children stuff so that their kids side with them to eventually spite the opposing parent
@@-DRIP but the mom is telling the son what he can do thats "dangerous" with the ants
@@drawaboo4435 maybe both
@@dowowowowowow7878 even tho thats deep or some thing like that i dont know if it can even be both
Or maybe this dude is just messing with us and he likes making creepu videos
WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE PROSTATE WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🔥 🔥
🔥🔥🔥
i love how at 00:03 feels like these words are flying around your head
I have no idea why I'm watching this on my birthday, which really scares me
Pretty well-
deep sigh SAME
have the a n t
s
i’ll give you ants on your next birthday
Happy very late birthday!
I think i just speedrunned the seven stages of grief
When I can’t sleep at night this is what goes through my head.
Same
This was probably supposed to be scary 11 years ago. Now it’s just pure gen z comedy.
I think it’s a bop
I dunno what you're talking about, this is still scary
This thing give me goosebumps
It’s still scary
it’s so annoying it gets stuck in my head for so long
birthday ants are the best ants
Love me some ant smut.
William See
I
Love
You
William See // y e s ;))
IM-
Why the fuck did I comment this
Oh yeah, I forgot. I’m a degenerate. How have you guys been these past 4 years?
this man is the king of late 2000s horror turned early 2020s comedy
This is fucking horrifying but also lowkey a bop
this is the most punk thing to come out in decades
this is so punk rock
This hurts
it's honestly true tho
This is definitely the perfect present for a kids birthday.
true safe and fun to play with
Not really it’s very disturbing
@@MickeyBoyGamingwho doesn't want ants for a bday
@@evanbrody5484 the husband
Man I didn’t know it’s normal for kids not to adhere ants into their dads prostate
How has bro not won a Grammy 💀
" aghh~ " the man moaned as the ant began to thrust into his prostate, his teeth gliding into it and out again.
Why are you writing smutfic about this in the CZcams comments dawg
what in the actual hell
@@ShakedownDreams 😈😈
@@thechaoticcompendium 😈
@@ShakedownDreams"deeper! Gah.." He screamed clutching onto the bed sheets.
*You see, this is why we stay in heaven*
So i gotta give my future kid ants then adhere a ant into my husband’s prostate?
Holy shit
Agreed Lord 😞
_oh Jesus Christ_
Oh my go- Jesus Chri- holy shi- uh. Oh my goodness it’s Jesus Christ!!!!
Dude this is the type of shit that happens in my dreams. Its surreal how little sense it makes. It always makes me feel insane
this is so relatable. my mom also bought me ants and told me to place them on my dads prostate. havent seen her or my dad in years tho sadly
quirky earthbound-inspired indie horror games can only wish they could compare
This song is fire 😩😩😩👌👌👀👀🔥 🔥
Hell yea
Totally
yahh 😩😩 hot shit
Those ants got some drip tho 😩😳🥶👌🔥
i had a deja vu of this, before i watched this some time ago i remember knowing that ''mom ordered ants for my birthday'' was a thing and when i looked for more i couldnt find annything.
I’m surprised this isn’t filled with 2 weeks ago comments
@@keisufederationmapping2748 wdym?
@@psalmas9011 usually ancient videos like this are full of people talking about the algorithm
In 2010 I’m sure this was some obscure horror. But in 2021 this is peak surreal comedy
No, no its not
IT HAS ALWAYS FUCKING BEEN A MIX OF SURREAL COMEDY AND HORROR WHY AM I GOING FUCKING INSANE WITH THIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YALL ARE SO FUCKING DUMB AND ANNOYING I CAN'T GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
YOUR GENERATION IS NOT THE FUCKING FIRST TO INVENT THIS FORM OF HUMOR
@@stonkorocko1162 huh (huh)
@@stonkorocko1162The channel was revered as a horror thing, mate. Maybe it wasn't the first to invent this humor, But the statement is still true, ya angry old twat.
I think this is about how, sometimes, parents give their children things and recommend them to do things to their other parent, because they are mad at them or they want revenge in some way.
It’s not deep
"Music nowadays is shi-" treatsforbeasts
Lol
100th like
treatsforbeasts >>>>
fr fr.
Mom ordered ants for my birthday for twice the rice
this reminds me there’s more to this world than just sanity
this entire channel gives off salad fingers and its great i love it
i want an instrumental of this
Hi its been 5 yrs
@@juan_the_pickle hi it's been 3 hours
@Artem hi it’s been 43 minutes
@@raritanbayrailfan2558 6 minutes
@@TsukiStuffs Hi, seven minutes
I literally just shat myself
Are you okay
How are you doing with that?
oh im sorry
Im shitsin?
Damn
Try not to headbang challenge level intense:
It won’t stop itching
This is like a shitpost in video form.
+Rubyred123 Oh my god Mama Bitchass.
Da Cat IT IS I
have you seen MY channel? some of my first videos were shitposts
@@bardonardo2001 have you seen my old channel it had over 100 videos and every video was shit also it was bulgarian channel
@@kaboomboi7445 are you advertising in a comment section reply
"Adhere them to my husbands prostate".......
you're way too young to be here
+Spifflet Says the one who looks 13 Cx.
Liam Dunnam says the kid who has a rainbow horse as a youtube background. Xc.
AilisCutie 101
I believe it's a gland in a male's Anus or somewhere near there.
it is.
POV: its 2022 and you randomly got this in your recommendations
Best era of vocaloid. Miss these simpler times.
the song of my people
I was reminded of this channel's existence when Vinny showed this on his stream last night
What stream
What stream
what stream
what stream
What stream
cant wait to watch this on my birthday for the 3rd time in a row. it's a tradition at this point.
i wish MY MOM ordered ants for MY birthday
Wow, where did you order them from? I can never get my ants to adhere to my husband's prostate!
I saw this one time in my recommended and while it did give me repeats of other works that played in my head like beast and I traded in my dog for twice the rice I had to search for this one to verify that this wasn't some kind of messed up dream I had
I google up what prostate is and…
It inside of the man bottom part.
Nah bro how old are you this is common knowledge
BRO THIS SONG GOES HARD! 🥵🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯🥶
*Mom ordered pants Fortnite birthday*
I JUST REALIZED THAT ONE FRAME IS THE KID LOOKING INSIDE HIS FATHERS APPARENTLY GAPING ASSHOLE AND WATCHING AS THEY *ADHERE TO HER HUSBANDS PROSTATE*
flying roach hours OH SHIT
thanks mom
MOM ORDERED ANTS FOR MY BIRTHDAY 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🤑🤑🤑‼️
EAT THEM KEEP THEM PLEASE THEM TEASE THEM FREEZE THEM ADHERE THEM TO MY HUSBAND’S PROSTATE🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Beasts hood irony
@@tay_piss_saucer_mk.400 treatsforbeasts type beat⁉️🔥
There is no perfect musi...
this should be on kids react
Wouldn't be surprised considering they did a "elderly people react to ahegao faces" video
This just popped into my recommended and I like it :)
mom ordered ants for my birthday :D
Eat them.
Keep them.
Please them.
Tease them.
@@LoladaPancakefreeze them adhere them to my husband’s prostate
OK, let's say it: most of this guy's animated videos are uh.. understandable to some point - can be categorised as a weird product of boredom (felines, fjords) or some social satire (ilj, beasts) or really edgy parody pieces (jaffrey, storytime), etc. But this... this thing is what? What on earth is this thing? It's not funny, it's not creepy, it's not unnerving, it doesn't hold any message!! Or does it? I give up. 2 weird 4 me
It's probably just the first and third combined
Watch his latest release. This guy is amazing
It absolutely is unnerving
what is this
Life
Bo Hiel Everything you can ever imagine
Art.modern art
Yes.
*p u r e h e l l*
wtf this is so unintentionally funny
me after the lobotomy
The internet was a little scary back then..
if someone is annoying you, just send them this. they will have to sit still for a good 3 minutes to comprehend what you just sent them.
Ngl but why the song so catchy.
Been groovin' to this on loop since I found it. Non-stop ants on her husband's prostate
How do you get those voices? Like is it a program?
You can do it on FL studio, I believe
yeah it's stock plugin in FL Studio with the producer edition you can get it free by pirating if you want but hey i'm not your mom do what you want
@@leschnozzberry i will now adhere it to my father's prostate
thats a pretty sick beat
Wow, what a nice birthday gift!
Everytime I listen to this it sounds like gibberish until "husband's prostate"
This music is a hint of some shady business is going on with this family
my life in a song
what
wh
😟
same im one ordinary minor that found this.funny story
my little brother and me where in our backyard and i told my (mean and gulable) brother to touch a bug and it bit him.(he deserved all of it he was mean)
top ten bangers of all time
Dj khaled leaked album
note: never watch this while taking a shit
Ouch
I’m gonna
Right now
Jesus why isn’t it letting me crap
Ok managed to take a crap whilst listening to this, can you subscribe now
Thank you Vinny.
Your welcome stranger c:
Who is Vinny?
@@L0RDK3Y i think he means Vinesauce Joel...
i didnt notice the quality change for the kid at the end when i put this at a loop, i guess that was my first time getting a jumpscare...
Please them?!?!?!?!
The same fucking dude who wanted to gnaw on human bones.
Ant's on my prostate does not sound like a fun time.
The mom went on to start up a successful record deal, but quickly fell victim to drugs and alcohol. Rest in peace
I got this recommended in my birthday
"please them" wow XD
My husband loves it when I adhere ants to his prostrate.
minty bird same
Man new rock songs hit different
CZcams recommends this to me once a year. What does this mean?