So I Trapped 100 Players in a Tiny 5x5 Border World

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  • čas přidán 21. 11. 2019
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    I got 100 of my twitch subscribers to try and survive in a 5x5 area on my server
    Filmed Live on Twitch: / wilbursoot
    Follow me: / wilbursoot
    / wilbursoot
    Edited: / elodie.gif
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    Music used:
    Incompetech - Kevin Macleod
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  • @cloudking4896
    @cloudking4896 Před 3 lety +2640

    "Who should we teleport? Let's teleport Philza, the guy that never dies." The first time I saw this video I had no clue who Philza was, now that I know that's so much fuckin' funnier.

    • @doubleslashkarma
      @doubleslashkarma Před 3 lety +127

      Ph1lza had a good run

    • @ash-ck2dj
      @ash-ck2dj Před 3 lety +131

      i feel ur pain, i had no idea who techno or phil were the first time i watched this and rewatching this literally has me dying of laughter

    • @Doge__
      @Doge__ Před 3 lety +55

      I don't know who Philza is... Can anyone explain?
      I hear Wilbur and TommyInit occasionally mention him in their streams when he is in the chat.
      But other than that I have literally no clue. 😅

    • @ash-ck2dj
      @ash-ck2dj Před 3 lety +68

      @@Doge__ hes another streamer/youtuber, wilbur and tommy mention him a lot because theyre friends

    • @Doge__
      @Doge__ Před 3 lety +6

      @@ash-ck2dj oh ok thank you so much! 😊❤

  • @lucdhecc9398
    @lucdhecc9398 Před 3 lety +13011

    Techno at the beginning of the server: Bullied ruthlessly
    Techno at the end of the server: I am inevitable

    • @sirlunchbox5125
      @sirlunchbox5125 Před 3 lety +42

      1k likes and only one comment

    • @sovietnationalism5240
      @sovietnationalism5240 Před 3 lety +10

      @Bioraual Owned so hard that you didn't even respond

    • @sovietnationalism5240
      @sovietnationalism5240 Před 3 lety +10

      @@welshiteTF2 Bioraual insults are as weak as his dad's pull-out game.

    • @mathewzheng4992
      @mathewzheng4992 Před 3 lety +7

      @Bioraual XD if you dont find it funny keep it to yourself why u gotta openly tell him hes not funny ? that just seems rude and uncalled for. If you have a better joke lets hear it XD

    • @thethe6604
      @thethe6604 Před 3 lety

      @@mathewzheng4992 it’s a opinion don’t let bring you down everyone has their own opinion there entitled to it

  • @milkwastakenn
    @milkwastakenn Před rokem +3053

    philza and techno messing around and breaking the game. im gonna miss these moments. fly high techno

    • @sandydog3746
      @sandydog3746 Před rokem +50

      Techno never dies

    • @Courtney-yw5cv
      @Courtney-yw5cv Před rokem +17

      I would like but the likes are at 69

    • @Cottons_.
      @Cottons_. Před rokem +30

      He used the Elytra from the vid to fly to heaven to defeat God

    • @w0rmbr41nzz
      @w0rmbr41nzz Před rokem +2

      silence.

    • @ACE_0_SPADES
      @ACE_0_SPADES Před rokem +4

      who tf is techno? is he friends with wilbur or sum?

  • @RandoCosmo
    @RandoCosmo Před rokem +907

    the fact that it wasn’t just random viewers, but Phil, Sneegsnag, Grunk, Charlie, Luke and Techno in there too without being in a call with Wilbur and just being normal minecraft players and then achieving godhood is hilarious and wholesome to me.

  • @lukeedbrooke4903
    @lukeedbrooke4903 Před 3 lety +9673

    Wilbur: would you rather fight toddlers or-
    Techno: I wanna fight some toddlers
    Wilbur: I wasn't done with my que-
    Techno: those kids are getting s l a p p e d

  • @loweffortspeedster
    @loweffortspeedster Před 3 lety +4291

    "Josh, I want you to restart the server in hardcore mode."
    Philza: ah shit, here we go again

    • @cybercritterowo
      @cybercritterowo Před 3 lety +71

      those two guys with a zombie and spider skin

    • @strateupgamr7
      @strateupgamr7 Před 3 lety +64

      @@cybercritterowo PHILZAAAAAA!!!!
      WATCH OUUUTTTT!!!!!!!!!

    • @cannicole
      @cannicole Před 3 lety +46

      *baby zombie sound intensifies*

    • @chuuyanakaharas
      @chuuyanakaharas Před 3 lety +8

      @@strateupgamr7 LMAOOO

    • @oliviagrace6914
      @oliviagrace6914 Před 2 lety +5

      For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16❤️

  • @Key_AO
    @Key_AO Před 2 lety +822

    Will is the kind of guy who sees a microphone filter and asks: "is anyone gonna eat that?" and not wait for an answer

    • @atomic_blonde.
      @atomic_blonde. Před 2 lety +7

      PLEASE THIS IS *GOLD*

    • @Hey-gc6on
      @Hey-gc6on Před rokem +4

      I can’t tell if this was before the vlog or not, I think it was made on the exact same day

    • @Hey-gc6on
      @Hey-gc6on Před rokem +4

      Why is this the first thing you think to do?

    • @digitalreko
      @digitalreko Před 9 měsíci

      @@atomic_blonde.will GOLD

    • @echo.location
      @echo.location Před 5 měsíci

      @@atomic_blonde.yes it is gold. william gold ‼️

  • @annlytical745
    @annlytical745 Před 2 lety +361

    Wilbur- "Josh I want you to restart this world to hardcore"
    Phil- *war flashbacks to the baby zombie incident* Alright. Let's do this.

  • @gojuerin135
    @gojuerin135 Před 3 lety +1878

    4:12 Techno in chat: "Wilbur let me out the commoners are touching me"

    • @averageidiot5792
      @averageidiot5792 Před 2 lety +43

      I was scrolling to see if someone mentioned that-

    • @memekip555
      @memekip555 Před 2 lety +6

      @@insert_artist_here532 are you by any chance from Alabama?

    • @mallowanimationsyt4646
      @mallowanimationsyt4646 Před 2 lety +3

      Oh god I see that now XD

    • @dr.phil2jr.3iii45
      @dr.phil2jr.3iii45 Před 2 lety +6

      @sussy imposter cause everyone skipped over it

    • @death-moth
      @death-moth Před 2 lety

      @@insert_artist_here532 to be honest (I could be wrong) I thought they were asking you because of your name but oh well...

  • @user-xl2ru5dq6r
    @user-xl2ru5dq6r Před 4 lety +4727

    4:12
    "Wilbur let me out the commoners are touching me"
    - Technoblade 2019

    • @kanewien
      @kanewien Před 3 lety +59

      Lol we both watched this wayyy later when it was posted I also didn't even see the stream (I also was the 120th like XD

    • @Jay___________________
      @Jay___________________ Před 3 lety +30

      @@kanewien cringe

    • @ccjangel1002
      @ccjangel1002 Před 3 lety +87

      @@Jay___________________ calling someone cringe is cringe

    • @Jay___________________
      @Jay___________________ Před 3 lety +8

      @@ccjangel1002 nope

    • @lukakaps9548
      @lukakaps9548 Před 3 lety +37

      @@Jay___________________ but there is no way saying nope isnt cringe

  • @amywhitehead1430
    @amywhitehead1430 Před 2 lety +129

    To be honest, that ended exactly how it should’ve. Techno flying around in full enchanted diamond armour in a finale 1v1 with Charlie and then Charlie just jumping because he knew he didn’t stand a chance 😂

    • @midnightmoon_15
      @midnightmoon_15 Před 10 měsíci +3

      I died during that part lol the way Charlie took one look at techno freaking flying and was like ‘ yep im out’

  • @himynameiskobey.7994
    @himynameiskobey.7994 Před 2 lety +175

    Techno and Philza just showing up is so wholesome. They knew Wilbur was doing something and they wanted to see.

  • @jelbra
    @jelbra Před 3 lety +5083

    Philza when using hacks: gives everyone good stuff
    Techno when using hacks: KILL KILL KILL

    • @kitkatmelon
      @kitkatmelon Před 3 lety +21

      69th like 😏

    • @ronin747
      @ronin747 Před 3 lety +15

      @@kitkatmelon haha funny number

    • @azrizalhassan8450
      @azrizalhassan8450 Před 3 lety +3

      Wheres a comment about LukeOrSomething dude

    • @Haylie-
      @Haylie- Před 3 lety +8

      @@kitkatmelon Yeah I know! Isn't it awsome how there is 69 likes just like there are 69 mobs in minecraft!? RIGHTTT!!!??!?!?!??!

    • @carolineharrison8260
      @carolineharrison8260 Před 3 lety +3

      Noice

  • @lavender3944
    @lavender3944 Před 3 lety +5921

    Techno just slowly having a villain arc after he accidentally killed Phil-

  • @ExceededTag6048
    @ExceededTag6048 Před rokem +93

    Little did he know, Feinberg actually went on to become literally one of the best speed runners for the all advancements speedrun category, and broke the world record many times. Truly a king

    • @anne6234
      @anne6234 Před rokem +2

      Wait fr?

    • @NarestWhal
      @NarestWhal Před rokem +10

      @@anne6234 2:33:02 aa wr, hes officially 49 minutes and 2 seconds ahead of 2nd place (ignoring 7 of his own runs that are faster than 2nd) and 1 hour and 31 seconds ahead of third (yet again ignoring 10 of his runs)

    • @bobosaurus331
      @bobosaurus331 Před 4 měsíci +1

      I saw that and thought, is that THE feinberg!?

    • @Bodewastaken
      @Bodewastaken Před 4 měsíci

      I knew I heard the name before

  • @penqin9601
    @penqin9601 Před 2 lety +54

    "It's always a good idea to put lots of people who hate each other in a tiny space"
    Thank you for explaining the history of Europe.

  • @demarcusfanpage3719
    @demarcusfanpage3719 Před 4 lety +2591

    Charlie commiting suicide immediately and then Techno flying above his inventory is a cinematic masterpiece on its own

    • @Lumidon
      @Lumidon Před 3 lety +18

      Make it a movie

    • @envoxity9544
      @envoxity9544 Před 3 lety +16

      @@Lumidon i would watch it. What else can i watch? Ive already watched all my movies. Aaaand i have like 500, maybe 600 idk but i have a lot.

    • @Lumidon
      @Lumidon Před 3 lety +3

      @@envoxity9544 Oof.

    • @typicalfella
      @typicalfella Před 3 lety +9

      Timestamp?

    • @baconboy486
      @baconboy486 Před 3 lety +3

      When I liked your comment, it went from 2.1k likes to 2.2k likes! (Also I know that no one cares or asked)

  • @mr.pen1560
    @mr.pen1560 Před 3 lety +6909

    I love how techno went into a blind rage after he killed Phil

    • @Soapia99th
      @Soapia99th Před 3 lety +63

      Time stamp

    • @thefrostedflakes3265
      @thefrostedflakes3265 Před 3 lety +78

      @@Soapia99th 25:13

    • @moooonnsoon
      @moooonnsoon Před 3 lety +14

      @@thefrostedflakes3265 you are a go

    • @fluffiu
      @fluffiu Před 3 lety +197

      You see, Philza's dad energy counteracted Techno's need for blood and turned his energy to unhinged uncle energy
      When he killed Phil, he was no longer bound by Dadza to not shed as much blood as possible

    • @lwiksnnam3017
      @lwiksnnam3017 Před 2 lety +43

      like achilles after patroclus death

  • @pretoxgaming8627
    @pretoxgaming8627 Před 2 lety +100

    It's not that techno has op items, and immortality, he just has a good gaming chair

    • @nkogneatoo
      @nkogneatoo Před rokem +6

      Dont forget the very nice elbows

  • @TheunrealToxic
    @TheunrealToxic Před 2 lety +48

    Yk, I watched this years ago and I had no idea who Phil, Techno, and Sneeg were.
    Seeing who they are NOW is honestly hilarious

  • @hydryx9244
    @hydryx9244 Před 3 lety +2818

    Techno at the beginning: *getting bullied *
    Techno at the end: *snaps his fingers*

  • @bumblebeerror9019
    @bumblebeerror9019 Před 2 lety +17

    I love Phil’s hacking being purely to make a bunch of enchanted armour for people to take

  • @bumblebeerror9019
    @bumblebeerror9019 Před 2 lety +37

    Phil knows exactly where his bread is buttered when it comes to outfitting techno lmao.

  • @joemorris3638
    @joemorris3638 Před 3 lety +8401

    Can we just talk about how fast Phil and techno got their hacks up

    • @theirishboah8385
      @theirishboah8385 Před 3 lety +383

      You know they plan that when it happened.

    • @firkejdjneii28283
      @firkejdjneii28283 Před 3 lety +558

      fake news techno only use hacks on hypixel

    • @meganbriana5
      @meganbriana5 Před 3 lety +123

      i don’t think techno was actually hacking

    • @Dymoond
      @Dymoond Před 3 lety +38

      @@meganbriana5 17:08

    • @aozzya1563
      @aozzya1563 Před 3 lety +94

      @@meganbriana5 He was like holding shift and running and stuff

  • @murderouscroww
    @murderouscroww Před 3 lety +7698

    what ive gathered from this video: everyone wants to kill technoblade, no one wants to kill philza

    • @gasstationchickensandwich6800
      @gasstationchickensandwich6800 Před 3 lety +77

      This is true XD

    • @stormagedon3852
      @stormagedon3852 Před 3 lety +96

      @Sydney Hawkins technically he didn't mean to kill him so its still true

    • @daisysocks_
      @daisysocks_ Před 3 lety +198

      Except for wilbur, who teleported him mercilessly into a cave full of mobs

    • @QRaine
      @QRaine Před 3 lety +12

      @@daisysocks_ I- 😭

    • @aj.judge09
      @aj.judge09 Před 3 lety +91

      Everyone wants the glory of killing technoblade, nobody wants to challenge the hardcore boi

  • @joekeogh6426
    @joekeogh6426 Před rokem +220

    Techno has always and will forever be my favourite Minecraft player

  • @atlashaugen4219
    @atlashaugen4219 Před rokem +17

    i love how almost immediately after being allowed to hack, Philza tried to crash the server (thats exactly what those chests are made to do)

    • @jabix1
      @jabix1 Před rokem

      Those are end city chests he wasn’t crashing he was just getting gear

  • @ebanana9791
    @ebanana9791 Před 3 lety +9313

    Technoblade does not hack, he tactically gives himself immortality by tactically using abilities.

    • @UwU-wp3lb
      @UwU-wp3lb Před 2 lety +97

      No one noticed but Sneeg was also hereif u pause at 4:21

    • @kalidos7681
      @kalidos7681 Před 2 lety +49

      @@UwU-wp3lb So many youtuber where there

    • @happysongs4kyrone
      @happysongs4kyrone Před 2 lety +59

      techno is just channeling the energy of power to give himself abilities that look like hacks
      Forpeoplewhoarecringeandwillsaythetechnicaltruthletmesayitforyou;technosneakingisavisualbugandhappensusuallywithdesync

    • @neongalaxy5252
      @neongalaxy5252 Před 2 lety +8

      congratulations on 500 likes

    • @averagegenzguy2751
      @averagegenzguy2751 Před 2 lety +4

      He legit only used crouch hacks, didn't didn't help him
      What a clown

  • @reubnn3386
    @reubnn3386 Před 3 lety +1970

    Techno: Me fly
    Charlie: *Suicide is the only option*

    • @reet7060
      @reet7060 Před 3 lety +39

      I started screeching. This is definitely the most chaotic Minecraft video I’ve ever watched.

    • @marijnpouwels4619
      @marijnpouwels4619 Před 3 lety +18

      Technoplane is to op

    • @namelesschannel4103
      @namelesschannel4103 Před 3 lety +7

      why the f*ck did he have an elytra?!

    • @Fakecak3
      @Fakecak3 Před 3 lety +3

      @@namelesschannel4103 End loot. Was in the chest Phil gave out

    • @hagger4858
      @hagger4858 Před 3 lety

      technoblade nnnnneverdies(it's writen in the way techno says it)

  • @IAmMythical
    @IAmMythical Před rokem +18

    Feinberg… the legend he has become today, he deserved that crown…

  • @hercorememories
    @hercorememories Před rokem +17

    Everyone: watching techno on his rampage
    Me: watching a happy reunion of two lovers in the chat

  • @agentmaryland1239
    @agentmaryland1239 Před 4 lety +3923

    I love how Techno went from being bullied, to being a genocidal monster

    • @azetac_
      @azetac_ Před 4 lety +240

      *Pumped Up Kicks begins to faintly play in the distance*

    • @ethanstrait9938
      @ethanstrait9938 Před 4 lety +222

      “It’s like the American school system!”
      -Techno

    • @gnkpowerdroid9496
      @gnkpowerdroid9496 Před 4 lety +37

      ElectricDoggo sounds like hitler when you phrase it like that

    • @jonathanmoothart8038
      @jonathanmoothart8038 Před 4 lety +5

      It's ow it always goes, lol

    • @xlxsr893
      @xlxsr893 Před 4 lety +7

      Those darn video games turned him crazy obviously

  • @MeboDotExe
    @MeboDotExe Před 4 lety +11879

    Techno’s story is a tale of revenge. A true cinematic masterpiece. A tale exacting vengeance on people who have wronged him. Legendary.

  • @cedsgm9205
    @cedsgm9205 Před rokem +124

    I laughed so hard when Wilbur said "I wanna get in that girls hole"

    • @PixieChapstick
      @PixieChapstick Před rokem +10

      ME TOO why is nobody talking about that??

    • @littlenightlight4378
      @littlenightlight4378 Před rokem +5

      Glad i wasnt the only one i laughted harder than i want to admit

    • @cedsgm9205
      @cedsgm9205 Před rokem +5

      @@PixieChapstick I have no idea, I guess people don't want admit that they got that type of humour.

  • @faf0
    @faf0 Před 2 lety +16

    27:45 R.I.P Feinberg frist king of 5x5 world

    • @Adwertise
      @Adwertise Před rokem

      dont worry, he went on to become a top speedrunner

  • @jimmoody6991
    @jimmoody6991 Před 3 lety +1620

    Wilbur: Today I'll be putting my viewers into a 5x5 world boarder
    Technoblade: These people are insects to me, they should be honored that it is I that will bring their deaths

  • @hecc7906
    @hecc7906 Před 4 lety +9200

    Watching techno massacre everyone was like watching a serial killer documentary

    • @oscarstenderup
      @oscarstenderup Před 4 lety +253

      Hecc But Its commentated by Wilbur as a sporting even

    • @harry-hz4fy
      @harry-hz4fy Před 4 lety +15

      oscar Stenderup hahaha

    • @hecc7906
      @hecc7906 Před 4 lety +73

      @@shreeeze just the slow crouch walking was so intimidating

    • @regretgames5580
      @regretgames5580 Před 4 lety +53

      My favorite part is 28:40 with TechnoBlade The Angel of Death

    • @firesd7306
      @firesd7306 Před 4 lety +5

      Or undertale genocide...

  • @Oak_Eggar
    @Oak_Eggar Před 2 lety +16

    12:18 surprising Phil is there instead of trying to beat the game

  • @andrewler13theundeadwarrio51

    3:50 TECHNO IS IN THE PIT?!?
    6:21 But then he left the game.
    6:36 When did ph1lzA get here.
    7:46 Techno blade drowns
    Wilbur/Will doesn't count for time stamps.
    9:52 Techno has a Daimond sword
    11:12 The Thief

  • @Even_HB
    @Even_HB Před 3 lety +2479

    Charli: i will jump when pigs fly.
    Techno:

    • @ingenuity23
      @ingenuity23 Před 2 lety +12

      🤣🤣

    • @jelly_queen2557
      @jelly_queen2557 Před 2 lety +13

      I have been laughing for past hour help

    • @Poopstick-rw1ey
      @Poopstick-rw1ey Před 2 lety

      @eminem Na nannan. . And . . . . And an an an na na na na na na nun kwkwkwkwowowowowowowowowo

    • @luwwy6589
      @luwwy6589 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Poopstick-rw1ey na na nananananananananana owowowowowowowowowokekekekekekekekepopopopopopopopopopopo

    • @Poopstick-rw1ey
      @Poopstick-rw1ey Před 2 lety

      @@luwwy6589 Manamanamanamanamanamanamanamanamanamanamanamanaamanamanamanamanamannananaamanamanamanaamnamanamanmaamanamanamanamnamanamamamamamanamowowowowowowowoowowowouwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwwuuuwuwwuuwuwwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwwuwu mama?

  • @noxywoxy519
    @noxywoxy519 Před 2 lety +3368

    I could hear Phil laughing as he just gave everyone gear and Techno going *goose having an asthma attack laugh* when he just kills people

  • @samihamchev9528
    @samihamchev9528 Před rokem +7

    Watching Technoblade ruthlessly murder everyone gives me a sense of peace

  • @matiasgaming4971
    @matiasgaming4971 Před rokem +4

    It just dawned on me what sword Techno had. It was Phil's god sword from his creative inventory. So in other terms, a sharp 255 sword.
    R.I.P. Technoblade

  • @winterfox0138
    @winterfox0138 Před 4 lety +2498

    4:12 "Wilbur let me out the commoners are touching me" -Techno

  • @kusamoon.
    @kusamoon. Před 3 lety +2153

    Different people hacking:
    The dad, Philza: FREE STUFF GUYS
    The flyers, Grunk, etc: YO IMMA BIRD
    The psychopath, Techno: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

    • @reirnz
      @reirnz Před 3 lety +1

      299th like

    • @hagger4858
      @hagger4858 Před 3 lety +9

      i dont think techno hacked i just think someone gave him speed

    • @chuuyanakaharas
      @chuuyanakaharas Před 3 lety +11

      @@hagger4858 even better, if he isnt hacking he still kills

    • @kaicommited9245
      @kaicommited9245 Před 3 lety

      LMAO

    • @cxtcutsml706
      @cxtcutsml706 Před 3 lety

      @@chuuyanakaharas He’s hacking but at least he got the skills 👌

  • @laurenismeme
    @laurenismeme Před rokem +6

    Man got the all advancements world record man in his world
    *and didn’t even realize*

    • @idkwatthehec
      @idkwatthehec Před 6 měsíci

      i think fein hadnt gotten his aa wr yet when this vid came out

  • @ItsYureiii
    @ItsYureiii Před rokem +3

    Looking back at this now, no one in the comments seemed to notice Feinberg literally right at the start

  • @pomegranates5902
    @pomegranates5902 Před 3 lety +2407

    technoblade getting the elytra reminded me of a beetle that nobody thought could get any scarier until it lifted its carapace shells and revealed, it can in fact *fly*

    • @jelly_queen2557
      @jelly_queen2557 Před 2 lety +48

      I went to a camp and had five of those in my tent so me and my friend hid in one of their bug tents and spent the night squished in there with them

    • @CJ-sp6lh
      @CJ-sp6lh Před 2 lety +34

      This description is terrifying

    • @jelly_queen2557
      @jelly_queen2557 Před 2 lety +22

      @@CJ-sp6lh they really are scary one landed on me in the tent and jumped and almost ran out of the tent and into a rock but my friend grabbed me in time I had actually cried

    • @nienel
      @nienel Před 2 lety +8

      this is the best description i have ever seen

    • @pancake-zw2qc
      @pancake-zw2qc Před 2 lety +1

      Large bug video

  • @realperson9951
    @realperson9951 Před 4 lety +1676

    techno: **starts flying**
    charlie: aight imma head out

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 Před 4 lety +27

      That was the guy from SootHouse.

    • @TawnyCypress79
      @TawnyCypress79 Před 4 lety +56

      @@Cera_01 I think you mean *SootHous*

    • @0L3N7
      @0L3N7 Před 4 lety +4

      Charlie from soothous

  • @doodlesforthought
    @doodlesforthought Před rokem +6

    Wilber: “Life- Finds a way.”
    Everyone else: Just kills each other in the background.

  • @nathanl709
    @nathanl709 Před 2 lety +10

    "It's a great idea to put people who hate each other very close"
    Me having Dream SMP flashbacks

  • @Shadow-876
    @Shadow-876 Před 4 lety +3157

    So we're not gonna talk about the fact techno killed blinded man and stole his horse? Mkay

  • @guy_onfire
    @guy_onfire Před 3 lety +3254

    “Philza, the guy that never dies.”
    Techno: Am I a joke to you.

    • @watchvideos9326
      @watchvideos9326 Před 2 lety +30

      BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIESSS

    • @Bule_Boy_2D
      @Bule_Boy_2D Před 2 lety +11

      You were at 666 likes, and I ruined it

    • @moss1640
      @moss1640 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Bule_Boy_2D lol

    • @bekfatht88
      @bekfatht88 Před 2 lety +9

      That one day techno forgets to defend phil from the babies

    • @thedarkreunion.9696
      @thedarkreunion.9696 Před 2 lety +1

      Remember when Phil dies because of the baby zombie? My favourite memory

  • @jayaadithya
    @jayaadithya Před rokem +3

    3:35 Feinberg king of All advancements speedrunning

  • @robloxmax2694
    @robloxmax2694 Před rokem +5

    14:43 « I’m getting in that girl’s hole » AYO-

  • @9MillionAlligators
    @9MillionAlligators Před 3 lety +2672

    There are 3 phases of these videos.
    1. AAHHHHHH CHAOS
    2. peace. tranquility. true inner peace.
    3. AAHHHHHH CHAOS

    • @breadyes9473
      @breadyes9473 Před 3 lety +14

      when is there peace

    • @likeyourowncommentnerd2389
      @likeyourowncommentnerd2389 Před 3 lety +44

      @@breadyes9473 There was never peace.....
      *It was all a lie*

    • @MxMcGeeky
      @MxMcGeeky Před 3 lety +39

      @@breadyes9473 there’s always a brief second where Wilbur is touched by someone’s wholesomeness before Wilbur’s need for chaos hits it’s absolute peak.

    • @jameshalpin1274
      @jameshalpin1274 Před 3 lety +4

      Chaos 2 electric boogaloo

    • @daviclemons6910
      @daviclemons6910 Před 3 lety +7

      @@breadyes9473
      *Peace was never an option.*

  • @Em-es4bk
    @Em-es4bk Před 4 lety +2289

    In that intro it sounds like Wilbur is desperately trying to convince us that he is a human.

    • @ewangoodwin1127
      @ewangoodwin1127 Před 4 lety +7

      Wow, its almost like thats the joke

    • @pingspoofer1616
      @pingspoofer1616 Před 4 lety +67

      @@ewangoodwin1127 i don't think that was the joke..

    • @stefanlofven2986
      @stefanlofven2986 Před 4 lety +3

      Wow

    • @epicredhot5675
      @epicredhot5675 Před 4 lety +25

      I mean, he did take a video sponsorship from freaking Raid, no human does that willingly :P

    • @Noobgalaxies
      @Noobgalaxies Před 4 lety +17

      @@epicredhot5675 After news of COPPA, any human would do that willingly actually

  • @olliistrytheirbest4631
    @olliistrytheirbest4631 Před 3 lety +6893

    love how whenever wilbur saw a tree sapling he just stopped dead in his tracks and just-
    “🍃✨𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈 𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓎✨😌”

    • @inspiredcedar
      @inspiredcedar Před 3 lety +62

      @Faillie nah bro.... You changed 😔

    • @WereAllHuman
      @WereAllHuman Před 3 lety +30

      Also wilbur *find underground tree and proceeds to slaughter it*

    • @FlameTechKnight
      @FlameTechKnight Před 3 lety +22

      this is the first comment I have ever seen use non-default text without it being a scam bot.

    • @sn0wgaIaxy
      @sn0wgaIaxy Před 3 lety +5

      r/im14andthisisdeep

    • @RRRAHHHHH
      @RRRAHHHHH Před 3 lety +10

      @@sn0wgaIaxy Fucking redditors at it again

  • @johnsimpsen5
    @johnsimpsen5 Před rokem +8

    This is one of the first times I’ve seen technoblade as a person. Long live the king

  • @oopsie20201
    @oopsie20201 Před rokem +5

    Everyone: talking about Phil and techno (rip)
    Me:so is no one gonna talk about the messages… no okay

  • @brightish8570
    @brightish8570 Před 4 lety +7382

    Techno’s fans: why don’ you ever upload
    techno:

    • @buphonia
      @buphonia Před 4 lety +60

      Brightish true

    • @SgwiggleMonSquiggles
      @SgwiggleMonSquiggles Před 3 lety +310

      I think Technoblade should up upload his perspective It would be really funny.

    • @KieDieStudio
      @KieDieStudio Před 3 lety +109

      He's having fun, on other youtuber's video. Errr...i mean server

    • @fluffofoxo8824
      @fluffofoxo8824 Před 3 lety +56

      He just vibing

    • @q.479
      @q.479 Před 3 lety +7

      lmfao

  • @nubnubnubnubnubnubnubnubnu4769

    "Its always a good idea to put lots of people who hate each in a tiny space"
    Bruh thats just the balkans

  • @phroggothephrog1768
    @phroggothephrog1768 Před rokem +2

    Any youtuber: **dying**
    Fans: i wonder what their last words are-
    Any youtuber: -BEFORE WE END THIS VIDEO, ID LIKE TO GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO TODAYS SPONSOR, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

  • @Nick_7434
    @Nick_7434 Před rokem +2

    Charlie god so overwhelemed by Techno's Elytra that he fell.
    I will always miss these videos.

  • @funky4046
    @funky4046 Před 3 lety +929

    10:18 noticing that mjopa is in the frame is like seeing a character who was an extra finally get a role in the show

    • @kianadresse891
      @kianadresse891 Před 3 lety +7

      Goose yooooo

    • @meowdyllic
      @meowdyllic Před 3 lety +10

      IKR DUDE I WAS SO HAPPY

    • @LeafDoodles
      @LeafDoodles Před 3 lety +19

      Wait I recognize that name what video were they from?

    • @meowdyllic
      @meowdyllic Před 3 lety +18

      @@LeafDoodles the death video

    • @ItsAJam
      @ItsAJam Před 3 lety +21

      Yeah
      And there also Ichigo

  • @nootaboot7042
    @nootaboot7042 Před 4 lety +2667

    "wilbur let me out the commoners are touching me"
    -technoblade

  • @Ichigo-KC
    @Ichigo-KC Před rokem +6

    It’s really bittersweet to see technoblade, brings back so many memories!

  • @steelfault_931
    @steelfault_931 Před 2 lety +2

    I love how sneegsnag is in there, suprisingly.

  • @merebronkmonnk7369
    @merebronkmonnk7369 Před 3 lety +3343

    Wilbur: now fight to the death
    Techno: *starts zooming around w hacks*
    Charlie: *just fucking jumps off the platform*
    Wilbur: -_-

    • @thealchemistking4063
      @thealchemistking4063 Před 3 lety +82

      He was just using an elytra and fireworks

    • @doge5762
      @doge5762 Před 3 lety +45

      Bruh u think elytra is hacks how bad are u

    • @OriJin.
      @OriJin. Před 3 lety +11

      @@doge5762 techno was speed hacking in the vid lmfao

    • @averagegenzguy2751
      @averagegenzguy2751 Před 3 lety +18

      @@OriJin. yes nerd, but you might notice the inclusion of "Charlie: just jumps off the freaking platform", which happend after Techno started flying using an elytra. Also it clearly says "now fight to the death" at the top, which was at the end of he video

    • @OriJin.
      @OriJin. Před 3 lety +3

      @@averagegenzguy2751 he was speed hacking beforehand.

  • @benmock6
    @benmock6 Před 3 lety +2006

    “Why did I auction someone’s life?” That’s going in the quote book.

  • @jordanstevens6637
    @jordanstevens6637 Před rokem +1

    Techno’s “Wilbur let me out the commoners are touching me” is so funny

  • @traceunknown5715
    @traceunknown5715 Před rokem +8

    6:12 Literally New York City

  • @yulianasaborio9452
    @yulianasaborio9452 Před 3 lety +1527

    “Master Techno, there too many of them! What are we going to do”
    *Techno pulls out enchanted diamond sword proceeds to kill all the younglings*

  • @grandadmiralthrawn5962
    @grandadmiralthrawn5962 Před 4 lety +2443

    *walks into interview*
    "so what are your qualifications for this job."
    "ive killed technoblade himself."

    • @BahadurSingh-ip9rd
      @BahadurSingh-ip9rd Před 4 lety +141

      "Oh shit right this way sir"

    • @josef7461
      @josef7461 Před 4 lety +9

      Whats the symbol in your pfp i can't place my finger on it

    • @ZylowHF
      @ZylowHF Před 4 lety +14

      Well I killed the killer of killers of killers

    • @greenbeanbeing8410
      @greenbeanbeing8410 Před 4 lety +18

      “You’re skipping the whole job, SOMEONE FIRE THE FRIGGIN CEO”

    • @rsodrealm
      @rsodrealm Před 4 lety +9

      A P P R O V E D

  • @thisismossop
    @thisismossop Před rokem +3

    TECHNOPLANE!!!!! I needed that, o7.

    • @elliekonto
      @elliekonto Před rokem

      Technoblade dude not technoplane

  • @nihil6589
    @nihil6589 Před rokem +4

    Now i know why wilbur has this chaotic sense of humor. He has just been fed chaos dude

  • @phantomaviator1318
    @phantomaviator1318 Před 4 lety +1212

    When technoblade joined, it was like that scene where the hero salutes then walks backward out the back of a plane, the plane then exploding

    • @Fire157_
      @Fire157_ Před 3 lety +21

      it was like the hallway scene in Rogue One when Darth Vader appears in the hallway and slauters the rebels

    • @camix4843
      @camix4843 Před 3 lety +2

      Firemaster157 yes

    • @starflayers
      @starflayers Před 3 lety +2

      this aged very well

  • @humbleschmumble
    @humbleschmumble Před 3 lety +4208

    *_Wow. Techno didn’t viciously murder his friends this time._*

  • @StarCatchrr
    @StarCatchrr Před rokem +4

    I love how Sneeg, Phil and Techno are just randomly there

  • @zoetrope4966
    @zoetrope4966 Před rokem +6

    o7 Techno, blood for the blood god.

  • @pastaroni8683
    @pastaroni8683 Před 4 lety +5938

    “Tecno is just cleaning house”
    I think you mean he’s cleaning *hous*

  • @skittlesplzubitch5229
    @skittlesplzubitch5229 Před 3 lety +2835

    techno in a pit really didn't aged well now did it.

  • @blackseraph5939
    @blackseraph5939 Před 2 lety +1

    Feinberg then : random steve skin
    Feinberg now : top minecraft speedruner

  • @PondlessWater
    @PondlessWater Před 2 lety +3

    I love how Wilbur drinks chaos and eats mayhem

  • @merklederp
    @merklederp Před 4 lety +1938

    This has got to have a reboot like honestly like server with a hundred people have 20 minutes to prepare/ hide in a 10x10 area and then TechnoBlade just hunts

    • @landongaming7470
      @landongaming7470 Před 4 lety +16

      Merk LeDerp yes

    • @gabesleepy9240
      @gabesleepy9240 Před 4 lety +57

      look out.... 𝑇𝑒𝑐ℎ𝑛𝑜𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔.... prepare

    • @pillote1584
      @pillote1584 Před 4 lety +22

      You better watch out. You better watch out. YoU bEtTEr wAtCh oUt. MY BETTER WATCH OUT. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!

    • @saml9263
      @saml9263 Před 4 lety +2

      good idea

    • @somekiwi7779
      @somekiwi7779 Před 4 lety

      I wholeheartedly agree

  • @literarysincerity2080
    @literarysincerity2080 Před 3 lety +2324

    Wilbur, don’t encourage Techno’s behavior. One day, he is going to drop kick orphans IRL and be surprise when the judge doesn’t change the law to accommodate his desires.

    • @chloejade7906
      @chloejade7906 Před 3 lety +248

      Officer I drop kicked that toddler in self defense

    • @thelunamage5772
      @thelunamage5772 Před 3 lety +20

      @@chloejade7906 HAHAHHAHAHAAA

    • @blazeyude9999
      @blazeyude9999 Před 3 lety +3

      XD

    • @CorderoVlogs
      @CorderoVlogs Před 3 lety +97

      @@chloejade7906 That dirty commoner was touching me, so I brought out my tiny iron sword and stabbed him.

    • @Lucien_M
      @Lucien_M Před 3 lety +4

      Hey look, that was just yesterday

  • @SlayAllDay701
    @SlayAllDay701 Před rokem +2

    This is what I saw in chat that really cracked me up
    Technoblade: Wilbur let me out the commoners are touching me
    Now that’s a real king right there 👑
    2 seconds later:
    Techno zooming around with hacks
    Charlie jumping off the edge
    Phil having flashbacks about the hardcore baby zombie incident

  • @justcanfly
    @justcanfly Před 10 měsíci +3

    fienberg is one of the best speedrunners

  • @galactakid7064
    @galactakid7064 Před 4 lety +866

    Charlie couldn't handle the stressful life of a god, so he died trying to fly.

    • @saltyakuma8985
      @saltyakuma8985 Před 4 lety +8

      it’s tough to be a god, tread where mortals have not trod...

  • @maurice7017
    @maurice7017 Před 4 lety +3930

    Alternative title: technoblade goes from gettig bullied to being a bully

    • @cryouru
      @cryouru Před 4 lety +126

      not just a bully, a MERCILESS SERIAL KILLER

    • @tajuspikturna8097
      @tajuspikturna8097 Před 4 lety +94

      @@cryouru you mean just the usual Technoblade?

    • @LMKgoddess
      @LMKgoddess Před 4 lety +82

      He took "Treat others the way you want to be treated" to heart and killed them all after they constantly killed him

    • @tundra4331
      @tundra4331 Před 4 lety +13

      @@tajuspikturna8097 I mean...
      your not wrong

    • @Unboundiing
      @Unboundiing Před 4 lety +5

      Camille04 he has been the entire time tbh well since I started watching him 2 years ago

  • @T_the_rat
    @T_the_rat Před rokem +2

    7:00 he says with Minecraft death sounds echoing around him

  • @Lea_nne_
    @Lea_nne_ Před 10 měsíci

    this was absolutely glorious we got a whole team trees, with philza being like the king and even a techo bodyguard
    then techno backstabs phil and just goes on a blind rampage
    10/10 better than any tv show ive seen

  • @theslimemegu6759
    @theslimemegu6759 Před 3 lety +1331

    It was perfect how when Wilbur tp'ed Phil a into the mob pit, Philza died to a zombie.

  • @almondcatlady1342
    @almondcatlady1342 Před 3 lety +886

    “You can’t kill a man that’s flying”
    -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

    • @Conduff
      @Conduff Před 3 lety +3

      “ “You Can’t Kill A Man That’s Flying” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War” -Technoblade

    • @bavenquin2151
      @bavenquin2151 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Conduff " " "you cant kill a man that's flying -sun tzu, art of war" -technoblade " -cherriPXT

    • @gretafrank754
      @gretafrank754 Před 3 lety +3

      @aguy „you cant kill a man that’s flying -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War“ -Technoblade -CherriPXT -ßQuintus Animationß -aguy

  • @danicrose9352
    @danicrose9352 Před rokem +2

    Wilbur: *The Pit*
    Me, knowing what happens in The Pit: Is his foreshadow-?

  • @cookiez987
    @cookiez987 Před 11 měsíci

    Needed this in my recommended today

  • @OmegaWarriorDX
    @OmegaWarriorDX Před 4 lety +1250

    Alternate title: Technoblade goes on a massacre after being released by Wilbur

  • @swisscheeese
    @swisscheeese Před 4 lety +478

    "There's too many of them what are we going to do?"
    *Techno enters the Underground Pocket*

  • @Trentdoesnotdraw
    @Trentdoesnotdraw Před rokem +5

    Rest In Peace techno