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  • @Annie_Annie__
    @Annie_Annie__ Před rokem +48212

    That mic stand has impeccable comedic timing.

    • @jackyoh971
      @jackyoh971 Před rokem +294

      The mic is a pro comedy mic ...

    • @FadeSao
      @FadeSao Před rokem +127

      When inanimate objects has more talent than you do… 😢

    • @tokyo-qu6zo
      @tokyo-qu6zo Před rokem +73

      the mic is a paid actor

    • @chrissaurin
      @chrissaurin Před rokem +24

      The mic was a paid actor

    • @tokyo-qu6zo
      @tokyo-qu6zo Před rokem +11

      @@chrissaurin that's crazy I just said that 🤔

  • @barrybbenson7025
    @barrybbenson7025 Před rokem +31797

    the timing could not have been better lmao

    • @chub22g24
      @chub22g24 Před rokem +221

      If he planned it: brilliant. If he didn't: perfect

    • @OGimouse1
      @OGimouse1 Před rokem +40

      ​@@chub22g24 I want it to be another d### joke so badly

    • @Miauura
      @Miauura Před rokem +9

      ​@@OGimouse1 I THOUGHT SO TOO

    • @xingqiu5470
      @xingqiu5470 Před rokem +2

      Your username was my nickname in high school

    • @newenglandpats1031
      @newenglandpats1031 Před rokem +2

      @Xingqiu you should learn to reply to the accounts your talking too because if you don't you just leave a public comment not attached to anything and nobody knows who you typed too.

  • @mariahscastillo
    @mariahscastillo Před rokem +3716

    Someone give this man a Netflix special!

  • @biganimetiddies1287
    @biganimetiddies1287 Před rokem +3097

    He can really sing tho

    • @ruskov5685
      @ruskov5685 Před 8 měsíci +33

      He was a trained opera singer

    • @whiwhimee
      @whiwhimee Před 4 měsíci

      How could you tell by that? No, he cannot.

    • @whiwhimee
      @whiwhimee Před 4 měsíci

      @@ruskov5685 Maybe, but it did not stick.

    • @saschaflo4287
      @saschaflo4287 Před 4 měsíci +5

      ​@@whiwhimeewhat are you on, he did great

    • @imaboostedanimal2774
      @imaboostedanimal2774 Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@whiwhimee You clearly know nothing about it lmao

  • @somepersonn
    @somepersonn Před rokem +18177

    His regular voice: 📈
    His opera voice: 📉📉📉📉

    • @alysellscars
      @alysellscars Před rokem +87

      Literally 😂😂😂

    • @lpldl
      @lpldl Před rokem +271

      Interesting. Many countertenors are baritones in core, but sing more naturally in head voice or falsetto. I guess that's the case with Matteo.

    • @thecreator9913
      @thecreator9913 Před rokem +51

      I wonder why these emojis are fkin wrong, like you would expect the opposite sides to be going upwards

    • @pandakatiefominz
      @pandakatiefominz Před rokem +153

      ​@@thecreator9913 It's saying, "His regular voice is high pitched but his singing voice is much deeper"

    • @diobrando7214
      @diobrando7214 Před rokem +4

      ​@@thecreator9913I'm guessing it's like prices going up due to inflation is bad or something odk

  • @Kevin-wb5jl
    @Kevin-wb5jl Před rokem +14062

    Sometimes comedy just falls into your lap, or off the microphone stand. Perfect.

    • @fallsunset5862
      @fallsunset5862 Před rokem +15

      Nah bro you tell sometimes like that wasn't destiny he was born to be a comedian

    • @JENerationX75
      @JENerationX75 Před rokem +8

      The timing was PERFECT-O. 😅

  • @mickjen
    @mickjen Před rokem +1057

    Mary really said, "not in this club, Matty, NO." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lauhaunting
    @lauhaunting Před rokem +807

    Even the mic's got performance anxiety

    • @yourstruly329
      @yourstruly329 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Underrated

    • @tapegxd5299
      @tapegxd5299 Před 5 měsíci +5

      I was liter thinking “that mic went flaccid thats harsh”

    • @whiwhimee
      @whiwhimee Před 4 měsíci

      You outted yourself.

  • @kylieshaye6562
    @kylieshaye6562 Před rokem +17843

    The mic falling was like an act of god.

    • @jonslg240
      @jonslg240 Před rokem

      He's so annoying that I'm not surprised he was an opera singer.

    • @Jellyfish_crypt
      @Jellyfish_crypt Před rokem +322

      God was like
      "You know what, just stick to comedy Matteo"

    • @MiguelEnriqueCVeluz
      @MiguelEnriqueCVeluz Před rokem +157

      Didn't even let him finish singing Mary's name! Like, "NOPE!! Not my mother, no!"

    • @Musicandufos
      @Musicandufos Před rokem +42

      Fr… Mary said nah fam don’t sing my song

    • @haphuongnguyen3358
      @haphuongnguyen3358 Před rokem +55

      "I *said* we tell dick jokes, Matteo"

  • @jakeschwartz2514
    @jakeschwartz2514 Před rokem +8381

    The mic was like “you don’t really mean what you’re singing anyway”

  • @mahoustar
    @mahoustar Před rokem +209

    Singing so good even the mic fainted

  • @StomeAura
    @StomeAura Před rokem +146

    Bros singing made the mic go flaccid 💀💀💀

    • @ruskov5685
      @ruskov5685 Před 8 měsíci +3

      NAUUUR
      WHY DO YOU THINK ABT THINGS LIIKE THIS 💀💀💀

    • @WaffleMaffle
      @WaffleMaffle Před 4 měsíci +4

      The mic just came and rolled over

  • @k1ttiecrr3
    @k1ttiecrr3 Před rokem +2008

    ‘Yk Catholics’ 💀💀

    • @hanasyslova6676
      @hanasyslova6676 Před rokem +4

      I wanted to like this comment but then I noticed it was on 666 likes and it's just too good to ruin that 😂

    • @tmar8959
      @tmar8959 Před rokem +9

      The mic was like, i took that personally 🤣

    • @MrMariobrocca
      @MrMariobrocca Před rokem +3

      Cat-licks...

  • @srideout91
    @srideout91 Před rokem +4705

    This was clearly staged. We now know that the microphone is a paid actor.

  • @masick1107
    @masick1107 Před rokem +164

    Guy is really talented

  • @MegaZaffron
    @MegaZaffron Před rokem +55

    That timing was epic. 😁 I wanted to hear him finish singing though.

  • @tim.noonan
    @tim.noonan Před rokem +8159

    If there’s a god, it’s got a sense of humor 😂

    • @jellypeaches26
      @jellypeaches26 Před rokem +187

      ​@@mac9153how can god be a man if it has no physical body

    • @ithinkiknowme6450
      @ithinkiknowme6450 Před rokem +171

      @mac god doesn’t have a gender my dude😂😂

    • @tim.noonan
      @tim.noonan Před rokem +62

      @mac where did I ask for your opinion?

    • @R4e0fsunshine
      @R4e0fsunshine Před rokem +64

      @mac god has no gender XD

    • @derain95
      @derain95 Před rokem +34

      ​@mac how do you known?

  • @dylanlamarre3768
    @dylanlamarre3768 Před rokem +1682

    You can't even stage that. Steven Spielberg would have to spend 2 million dollars on animatronics to get that perfect timing.

    • @crack4xmas
      @crack4xmas Před rokem +4

      U been playing too much fnaf if thats your definition of an animatronic -.-

    • @gloomiette
      @gloomiette Před rokem +76

      ​@@crack4xmas bro, an animatronic is just a mechanized object. I think you've been playing too much fnaf

    • @anopiniononyt9585
      @anopiniononyt9585 Před rokem +38

      @@crack4xmas your definition of animatronic is literally based upon your limited knowledge on fnaf lmao

    • @nicklikesradio
      @nicklikesradio Před rokem +3

      It's really not that complicated to do. But it still is unlikely to have been staged.

    • @tahmeedmazumder6877
      @tahmeedmazumder6877 Před rokem

      777

  • @Kanig94
    @Kanig94 Před rokem +9

    That microphone is a paid actor

  • @TheEahnne
    @TheEahnne Před rokem +8

    Maria clearly did some divine intervention.

  • @kmdsubs3148
    @kmdsubs3148 Před rokem +760

    Matteo: Let's do some opera
    Mic: Aint nobody got time for that

    • @dennisfaulkner5209
      @dennisfaulkner5209 Před rokem +7

      Between you and Matteo, I'm dying here. Too damn funny. I needed that laugh. Thank you! 🤣

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie Před rokem

      Mic: abrupt turn back to dick jokes, I ain't asking...

    • @BrettTwinSavage
      @BrettTwinSavage Před 11 měsíci +1

      😅 I didn't grab no shoes or nuthin'!

  • @delsings
    @delsings Před rokem +15

    Matteo revisited opera as the mic apparently revisited base jumping 🤣

  • @isaacb7197
    @isaacb7197 Před rokem +16

    That was actually very surprising. Very good! Kinda sad I didn't get to hear more lol

  • @indecisivemess
    @indecisivemess Před rokem +2737

    good ole comedic timing

  • @Lee-wf4kr
    @Lee-wf4kr Před rokem +246

    Omg he sounded so good but the mic stand was not having it 😭

  • @beccaleigh7744
    @beccaleigh7744 Před rokem +12

    He's so well-rounded.

  • @giomartino6
    @giomartino6 Před rokem +5

    Give that mic a raise Holy shit perfect timing

  • @laurieb348
    @laurieb348 Před rokem +483

    "I swear, this has never happened before!"

  • @rdm_bk6138
    @rdm_bk6138 Před rokem +270

    The Lord just dropped the mic! 😅😂

  • @miker258
    @miker258 Před 10 měsíci +1

    The mic even went soft on ya 🎤 😂

  • @DelvianaLian
    @DelvianaLian Před rokem +1

    the mic is the paid actor 😂

  • @mckennagraymusic
    @mckennagraymusic Před rokem +246

    Oh. My. Gosh. No one could've even TRIED to write an ending that good😂

  • @markwhiteraven
    @markwhiteraven Před rokem +354

    That microphone 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @visibleconfusion9741
    @visibleconfusion9741 Před rokem +3

    What a powerful singing voice, I was not expecting that 😂

  • @SanthoshKumar-so8tq
    @SanthoshKumar-so8tq Před rokem +2

    The Mic was like.. "Nope.. not today.." see yaa 😂

  • @luxeford547
    @luxeford547 Před rokem +66

    Flaccid mic drop!

  • @JustMe-hy1kw
    @JustMe-hy1kw Před rokem +73

    That mic said "nope, not doing this tonight!"

  • @jdalewine7688
    @jdalewine7688 Před rokem +3

    Somehow that entire scenario submerged all of your talents into one schtick

  • @prominensa
    @prominensa Před 2 měsíci +1

    that mic stand is a paid actor 😭

  • @danadedanet739
    @danadedanet739 Před rokem +59

    What a beautiful voice, the timing was impeccable but I'm sorry that I couldn't hear you finish

  • @tobeygun
    @tobeygun Před rokem +402

    one can simply not not love you, darling!

  • @MooreKatMoore
    @MooreKatMoore Před rokem +1

    the mic said "hell nah comedy is my thing not OPERA" *goes limp* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jchmcom
    @Jchmcom Před 9 měsíci +1

    “God even the mic goes limp on me. Ok I’m gonna try the straight thing now.”

  • @jamilaycock5027
    @jamilaycock5027 Před rokem +31

    he hit a note and the mic decided to go down on him

  • @animaluvr8608
    @animaluvr8608 Před rokem +119

    You know Matteo, you could work at the Venetian in Las Vegas with that voice & be a gondolier driver /singer. They all can sing beautifully just like you! Love your voice.

    • @augusts1
      @augusts1 Před rokem +2

      He stopped singing professionally & went into comedy for a good reason. So I highly doubt he'd even be interested in doing that. I could be wrong but after listening to him talk on various podcasts talk about his previous careers I have a good idea he wouldn't.

    • @animaluvr8608
      @animaluvr8608 Před rokem +1

      @@augusts1 … It would give him a hell of a lot of comedy material.

    • @animaluvr8608
      @animaluvr8608 Před rokem +1

      Then he performs his comedy across the street at the Mirage! Lol

    • @connaeris8230
      @connaeris8230 Před rokem +1

      Do they drive actual gondolas in las Vegas?!

    • @animaluvr8608
      @animaluvr8608 Před rokem +2

      @@connaeris8230 yes at the Venetian.. they sing in Italian to you while steering it as you move through the casino tunnel

  • @YasminNura
    @YasminNura Před 4 měsíci +1

    'this never happened to me before, I swear...'

  • @gab7081
    @gab7081 Před rokem +2

    He really got blessed by the comedic timing gods ✨

  • @megamagnet1
    @megamagnet1 Před rokem +25

    "Weird, my singing usually has the opposite effect."

  • @IcHamza
    @IcHamza Před rokem +31

    The mic couldn’t handle the awesome singing and melted

  • @gregjones7998
    @gregjones7998 Před rokem +2

    Just heard of this guy. He's going places. Took his opera skills and kept entertaining the crowd, and his response to the mic slipping was great.

  • @aynoorbendag8630
    @aynoorbendag8630 Před rokem +1

    The mic couldn't handle it and just dropped by itself

  • @willionaire77
    @willionaire77 Před rokem +20

    the mic went limp immediately.... 😂

  • @jonathanbrooks7459
    @jonathanbrooks7459 Před rokem +31

    that tone....beautiful

  • @emiilyshe
    @emiilyshe Před rokem +1

    the first note got that mic flaccid with a quickness

  • @Juliet7Rose
    @Juliet7Rose Před rokem +1

    But why is your voice GORGEOUS

  • @YUcare
    @YUcare Před rokem +55

    Mateo seems like a genuine person

  • @honeymoonavenue97
    @honeymoonavenue97 Před rokem +17

    Matteo is seriously one of the best comedians of all time if not the best. I love you dude.

  • @lupita097
    @lupita097 Před 4 měsíci

    the microphone was a paid actor

  • @hansolohansolo
    @hansolohansolo Před rokem +1

    Ngl I do actually want to hear the rest tho 😂 the talent even in that 2.2 seconds 🤌

  • @brillypedraza7461
    @brillypedraza7461 Před rokem +26

    That was the funniest irony I've witnessed lately 🤣🤣

  • @Maria-1993
    @Maria-1993 Před rokem +34

    This one had me ROLLING

  • @arkavalon5347
    @arkavalon5347 Před 3 měsíci

    The "mic drop" we didn't know we needed. XD

  • @tylerdakid8394
    @tylerdakid8394 Před rokem +22

    I get the wedding/funeral thing. One time I worked a wedding bartending where their first dance was end of the road by Boyz II Men which is about breaking up lol

    • @nrknice
      @nrknice Před rokem +2

      I heard Dreams by Fleetwood Mac at a wedding.

  • @maush.
    @maush. Před rokem +28

    The mic is so homophobic 🤨

  • @TallicaMan1986
    @TallicaMan1986 Před rokem

    Clearly the mic didn't want him succeeding in his singing career.

  • @bl3993
    @bl3993 Před rokem +1

    The mic said "No, stick to the dick jokes".

  • @gizele_gabriel6712
    @gizele_gabriel6712 Před rokem +11

    The unscripted comedy 😂 😂

  • @beishtkione24
    @beishtkione24 Před rokem +36

    Damn. You can tell he has pipes

  • @adia4789
    @adia4789 Před 8 měsíci

    The microphone is a paid actor

  • @satanastriline1529
    @satanastriline1529 Před rokem +3

    Even the microphone wanted to die in that moment

  • @Depressedmoosen
    @Depressedmoosen Před rokem +5

    The timing 😂

  • @mid9moth
    @mid9moth Před 10 měsíci

    "It's a long intro, You know, Catholics"
    Had me weak 💀💀🤣

  • @finchbird2419
    @finchbird2419 Před rokem +1

    His guardian angel was like, "non of that now, you're already going to hell" 😂

  • @sunnyside7369
    @sunnyside7369 Před rokem +21

    I really wish I could see him live!!

  • @ironhyperion2811
    @ironhyperion2811 Před rokem +9

    Awww lmfao it was gonna be beautiful 🤣🤣

  • @chiarad2179
    @chiarad2179 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "I love it when He does that". -Hot priest, Fleabag

  • @VanessaTheWriter
    @VanessaTheWriter Před rokem +17

    I had the same moment with a mich when I performed with my friends at the school's talent show 😅😂

  • @hannahxx17
    @hannahxx17 Před rokem +5

    This is the equivalent of the music to wrap up speeches at the Oscar. Mic just disappears 'GOOD LUCK BUD'

  • @miasancto
    @miasancto Před rokem

    The mic had the best joke of the night 😂💀

  • @reelomer4422
    @reelomer4422 Před rokem

    The microphone was a PAID actor 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @katecamellia
    @katecamellia Před rokem +14

    Omfg I’m dead 💀

  • @steph8703
    @steph8703 Před rokem +6

    Holy fck ur an amazing singer thoo!!!!!!🙌🙌🙌🙌 can we get a full track please cus uh, I need that in my life!!!💯💯💯👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌😍🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @LLC4269
    @LLC4269 Před 9 měsíci +1

    From one opera singer to another: bravo!

  • @sunflash101
    @sunflash101 Před rokem

    This guy is so damn talented. It's so impressive.

  • @aspenpeck7033
    @aspenpeck7033 Před rokem +3

    a literal paid actor

  • @QikKryptic
    @QikKryptic Před rokem

    Mic was like "bruh this ain't the place to sing."

  • @agnesstokes1078
    @agnesstokes1078 Před 10 měsíci

    He's so funny and the microphone falling at the end was just hilarious. He

  • @kelliecanscan3364
    @kelliecanscan3364 Před 9 měsíci

    Even the mic fall was a joke 😂😂😂

  • @chriskelly3481
    @chriskelly3481 Před 8 měsíci

    How was that NOT set up?!?!
    😂 *chefs kiss!

  • @psychoqween
    @psychoqween Před rokem

    The Mic said "this wasn't in the job description " 😂

  • @ilikezturtlez6396
    @ilikezturtlez6396 Před rokem +1

    I know it was like three seconds long but like, DAMN THAT VOICE 😆😆

  • @fromfjord
    @fromfjord Před rokem

    The mic went flaccid 🤣🤣🤣 perfect timing

  • @AgnimitraSutradhar
    @AgnimitraSutradhar Před 9 měsíci

    The microphone was a paid actor 😂

  • @roseraleecalder77
    @roseraleecalder77 Před 10 měsíci

    When the microphone nopes it's way out, I bout lost it!😂😂😂😂

  • @oumryeternity7871
    @oumryeternity7871 Před rokem

    The mic was like : nope, not this time buddy 😂

  • @inthewindago
    @inthewindago Před rokem

    I was excited to hear him sing. But the comedic gold of that mic!
    Priceless!!

  • @wakkawakkagaming3710
    @wakkawakkagaming3710 Před 8 měsíci

    In five years he’s gonna chalk up his meteoric rise to a prop malfunction 😂

  • @OnaAV
    @OnaAV Před 9 měsíci

    The Universe is so kind to Matteo:s career and i love to be a witness!😂😂😂

  • @gmv_TV
    @gmv_TV Před 8 měsíci

    When you're so good the mic drops itself

  • @micap1121
    @micap1121 Před rokem

    That mic is a paid actor