Sigma🗿🍷 >women Man🗿 >women Microwave🔥>women *Happy microwave noises* Also this is just a joke and theres absouletly no reason for you guys to be offended. You do prob know womens sometimes offend us more instead of us.
@@every1lovesBATMAN bruh you have your fucking pronounces in your bio like someone would give a fuck and an emote in your nickname get real, there are only two genders and depression isn't real
@@alazar.8319even tho if it is a woman, it doesn't mean u can make fun of her, like what would u do if it was a man, and he lost to a object? Laugh at him too? Edit: i started an war now 💀💀 Edit 2: Guys shut the f*ck up i made this comment a month ago 💀
Do you want to have a relationship with someone who loves you beyond any other love. Someone who sacrificed himself for you and everyone on this Earth the one who created the heavens and the Earth be creator of everything do you want to be saved Do you want eternal life with peace and joy forever your answer is Jesus if you do not know who Jesus is read the following Jesus is the Son of God that came to this Earth to save the people of their sins. when God-created Earth sin same came into Earth and tempted Eve(The first woman) to eat the fruit that God had forbidden her and Adam to not eat. If they do, they will die. Not immediately but death is certain. Eve ate the fruit and gave Adam some to eat as well. And he did. That showed that humans are sinners and not perfect. That is why Jesus came to Earth to save humans of their sins. Which leads to a relationship with God(the main reason) and eternal life. He did that by dieing on the cross. 3 days later he resurrected. The story of Jesus is beautiful. If you do not already have a Bible, purchase one. If you do not have the money, pray to God about you wanting a Bible and if he could please provide one for you. Thus does not mean a Bible will come from the sky and land on your hands. Pray to God everyday. But to not be blabbering that just say a bunch words to try to impress and show off to other people or to impress God. A few words out of the heart is better than saying a bunch words to impress and not mean. This does not mean praying long prayers is bad. Acts 16:31 They replied, "Believe in the Lord Jesus , and you will be saved- you and your household." H Jesus Loves his Children ❤️
Bro compared a girl with a Microwave and still the Microwave WINS 💀 Edit: 2.7k of likes in 2 months, not bad not bad, but still the Microwave is better than she.
No diss.... but is that from a movie or do 581 people actually relate to that or think it's funny? Because on the outside looking in it just looks Incoherent.... Again No Diss.
@@droffilcnosredneh525 bc nobody likes sexism "But its just a joke" ah yes ofc, how funny that we limit people to a single trait and degrade them, only a man would xD
Do you want to have a relationship with someone who loves you beyond any other love. Someone who sacrificed himself for you and everyone on this Earth the one who created the heavens and the Earth be creator of everything do you want to be saved Do you want eternal life with peace and joy forever your answer is Jesus if you do not know who Jesus is read the following Jesus is the Son of God that came to this Earth to save the people of their sins. when God-created Earth sin same came into Earth and tempted Eve(The first woman) to eat the fruit that God had forbidden her and Adam to not eat. If they do, they will die. Not immediately but death is certain. Eve ate the fruit and gave Adam some to eat as well. And he did. That showed that humans are sinners and not perfect. That is why Jesus came to Earth to save humans of their sins. Which leads to a relationship with God(the main reason) and eternal life. He did that by dieing on the cross. 3 days later he resurrected. The story of Jesus is beautiful. If you do not already have a Bible, purchase one. If you do not have the money, pray to God about you wanting a Bible and if he could please provide one for you. Thus does not mean a Bible will come from the sky and land on your hands. Pray to God everyday. But to not be blabbering that just say a bunch words to try to impress and show off to other people or to impress God. A few words out of the heart is better than saying a bunch words to impress and not mean. This does not mean praying long prayers is bad. Acts 16:31 They replied, "Believe in the Lord Jesus , and you will be saved- you and your household." H Jesus Loves his Children ❤️
I’m fine if the microwave becomes my robot overlord
@@matthinden6512 💀
@@matthinden6512 💀💀
Lol woman☕🤣
Fr tho
@@matthinden6512 lmao
Microwave really put pain aside and kept composure, great show of skill
Breathe air
Who’s gonna be the 1k like????? I was 999
@@jodymancil1354 holy shit i didnt even notice i got so many until now, you’re goated for being 999 no cap
Girl: 😭
Microwave: 🗿
Lol
-LOL :))-
Damn, that microwave roasted the girl without even moving💀🥶
Doesn’t scream when the ball hits him, he just takes it. The willpower of the Microwave it’s insane.
Girl not scream
Because microwave is motivated
Because i kidnapped help.
@@user-bm3id6wh6e 😐ضضضضضضضطضضض
are you dumb 😭
girls: no
microwave: yess
No
microwave:mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
The microwave: I’m stronger, I’m smarter, I’m better… I AM BETTER
The fifth one for the microwave was personal 💀
Microwave kept his pain inside
thats what she did
@@joeedwards2940OMG such a roast I forgot to turn the grill on
LMAO JAH😂
No one ever ask how the microwave is feeling🥲
Faxxx
My microwave treated me better than my ex-wife 💀
Bro💀💀💀
He made food for u. She didnt😂
@@Melvin.073make sense😂
Lol but how oh microwave cook for you
he cooks your food lol
Andrew Tate gonna have a field day with this
You mean with the microwave ?
No cause Andrew Tate keeps on telling him to breath air but he's breathing electricity
Are there microwaves in Jail?
I hope that Microwave was getting equal pay
I can't believe the Microwave actually won😂😂😂
sad thing is the women are being compared to the objects they lose to 😭
@@tylertolander3163hello incel community, nice to see you gathered here 🥴
@@ytvel4273your mom is sad she birthed you, what a disappointment you are
@@tylertolander3163 incel 🥱
@@tylertolander3163men ☕ or as some of we girls call men, "wallet"
I would say the microwave took the 90 pretty nice
Yes it really is build different
Sigma🗿🍷 >women
Man🗿 >women
Microwave🔥>women
*Happy microwave noises*
Also this is just a joke and theres absouletly no reason for you guys to be offended. You do prob know womens sometimes offend us more instead of us.
@@thelaffy69420 ur mom reading this
:😿
@@thelaffy69420 The Feminist are coming after you 💀
@@thelaffy69420 corny
That sound when the ball hit on her leg 💀
Need to sign that microwave up. He has a future.
Imagine training your whole life to lose to a microwave 💀💀
😂😂😂
Don't mind only humans training.
She didn’t lose. Those 3 stops shouldn’t be counted for microwave since the ball is very far away
@@denarte6986 you must be fun at parties
@@am15_racing 😂
Bro did her dirty💀💀💀
Edit: Holy shit I didn't expect so many likes
🤔🤔🤔
Wait so they did the dirty.
@@SPKY-xf7xq yeah
@@mariateresaalmanza9777 lol
Yeah girls are just bad they can do nothin lol 😂
Microwave goat🐐
bro a grown adult lost to a microwave✋😂
“Australian women’s team loses to a high school team full of microwaves”
Why do you have just two likes? You just sent me rolling🤣
You would lose three balls earlier
Lmao, that soooo unrealistic, though...
**looks at USA Women's vs Dallas high school** 👀
A singular microwave.
Sounds like a family guy bit
It’s been decided, the best chef and the best football player
We talkin bout the woman or the microwave?
@@ferpz968 since he said best chef, obv microwave
@@ferpz968 probably the one who won the challenge
Chef Mike lost his job, he is now a woman’s soccer coach.
Chef mike
bro compared a microwave to a dishwasher no way💀💀💀💀💀
haha funny joke, now back to work lawnmower
@@every1lovesBATMAN bruh you have your fucking pronounces in your bio like someone would give a fuck and an emote in your nickname get real, there are only two genders and depression isn't real
The 80 soccer ball power or whatever just straight up KILLED the microwave 💀
bro lost to a microwave 💀
That’s girl
You wouldnt even catch the First One, and It Is normal the microwave cant feel pain💀
@@alicebattaglieri9175 Dude said nothing about him being good or bad. It’s just kind of dumb how the microwave can take hits
@@alicebattaglieri9175bet
I lose to microwaves all the time
for example: who can carry a microwave longer
Now this, this is peak entertainment.
I agree
True
It’s hilarious how he challenged a girl and a microwave 🤣🤣
Also RIP that microwave
It’s the girl vs herself💀
haha fr😂😂 get back to work lawnmower
Microwave is the new GOAT 🐐 💀
Edit: 💀 most like I have got till now 💀
Fr
He has 69 World cups 420 balon dors 69420 Copa europe and america (yeah yeah yeah)
@@mehretaban3643 and ❤️ Euro's if you know you know
Breathe air
@@mehretaban3643 copa europe is not a thing you mean UEFA Europe championship?
Aint no way they be comparing women to objects now💀💀
💀
THE OBJECTS WIN TOO 💀💀💀💀💀
Cuz objects are objectively better 🗿🗿
@@gglol1556 fr fr
I’m dieinh 😂😂😂
Bro imagine being beat by a robot 💀
Idk why but I laughed everytime the microwave got hit 🤣🤣🤣
They did her so dirty💀
💀
69 likes 😏
@@copyNinjaKakashi5567 ayo wu-
Women can cook and play soccer their whole entire life, yet the microwave is somehow still better at both😂
I have a genuine concern. Why do modern men and women hate eachother? What is happening to the world? Is this another influence of satan?
The level of disrespect bro
1. She's being compared to an object
2. She actually lost
Llora
against facts there are no arguments
Who cares, is a woman 😂😂😂😂😂😂
No qu
@@alazar.8319even tho if it is a woman, it doesn't mean u can make fun of her, like what would u do if it was a man, and he lost to a object? Laugh at him too?
Edit: i started an war now 💀💀
Edit 2: Guys shut the f*ck up i made this comment a month ago 💀
Mom: why are u breaking the microwave
Him:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This shows that a microwave is better than a woman at soccer 😂
Lesson of the day: Microwaves are better that they look
microwaves are stronger than dishwashers
@@ZHARYLKASYM 😂
😂
@@ZHARYLKASYM ah hell nah 💀
Something like that
What a legend literally falling apart but still stopped the ball
Scott sterling
the grill or the microwave
@@chrissyfritz what grill? 😭😭😭😭
@@gustavolopez-cw6ui the man, the myth, the legend.
😂I had this odd vision of Bruce Willis being woken up at 3 am by a microwave shooting a ball at his head down a track waking him up
That microwave has some good form
Microwave humbled her real quick 💀
What
He did better
Well yeah cause it can’t feel pain😭
@@jammy7620 fem
Microwave didn't even flinch. Top G
Dishwasher got humbled
The microwave didnt even start complaining
Cooks my meals:
Girl: ❌️
Microwave: ✅️
Now for the real challenge, who can cook better?
Microwave didnt survive from 70 and 80 but SURVIVED FROM 90???!!!!! LIKE WHAT THE FU-
Microwave : Skill issue💀💀💀
Easy
conclusion : the microwave plays football better than girls .
Concluded.
Can it run though
@@Electron_0607 yes
Women moment
Exactly
Microwave really won 💀
Damn kitchen machinery are in football now
she lost to a microwave 🥶
Ahh yes an athletic sports woman lost to a box that heats things up 💀💀🗿🗿🗿🗿
At least she didn’t lose at life like you
@@Misa_starahhhhhhI bet your the life of the party can you just shut up
@@Misa_starahhhhhhat least she doesn't simp on the internet over someone who won't acknowledge her existence ever lmaoo
@@hypocrisyatitsfinest3425 I can’t tell if your talking about me cause I don’t simp bec I’m fucking normal
Women🗿🍷
wallets ☕️
The heat battle😂
My guy really putting a girl vs a microwave
Managers be like: aight lets sign up this Microwave guy.
Do you want to have a relationship with someone who loves you beyond any other love. Someone who sacrificed himself for you and everyone on this Earth the one who created the heavens and the Earth be creator of everything do you want to be saved Do you want eternal life with peace and joy forever your answer is Jesus if you do not know who Jesus is read the following Jesus is the Son of God that came to this Earth to save the people of their sins. when God-created Earth sin same came into Earth and tempted Eve(The first woman) to eat the fruit that God had forbidden her and Adam to not eat. If they do, they will die. Not immediately but death is certain. Eve ate the fruit and gave Adam some to eat as well. And he did. That showed that humans are sinners and not perfect. That is why Jesus came to Earth to save humans of their sins. Which leads to a relationship with God(the main reason) and eternal life. He did that by dieing on the cross. 3 days later he resurrected. The story of Jesus is beautiful. If you do not already have a Bible, purchase one. If you do not have the money, pray to God about you wanting a Bible and if he could please provide one for you. Thus does not mean a Bible will come from the sky and land on your hands. Pray to God everyday. But to not be blabbering that just say a bunch words to try to impress and show off to other people or to impress God. A few words out of the heart is better than saying a bunch words to impress and not mean. This does not mean praying long prayers is bad.
Acts 16:31
They replied, "Believe in the Lord Jesus , and you will be saved- you and your household."
H
Jesus Loves his Children ❤️
The microwave will be a goalkeeper
@@Jannahiscuteimo the next emi martinez
Microwave be like：🗿🗿🗿🥶🥶🥵🥵💀
the fact he roasted a girl with a microwave
It's Okay, Mikey, you can kick when you feel like it. 😊
Bro compared a girl with a Microwave and still the Microwave WINS 💀
Edit: 2.7k of likes in 2 months, not bad not bad, but still the Microwave is better than she.
YEAH💀💀
Also the microwave heats up my food without complaining😂
🤣💀
@@mogosa5674 😂😂😂😂😂DAAAAM
@@mogosa5674 bro 💀💀
"It's either me or the microwave!"
And he lived happily ever after.
The End
No diss.... but is that from a movie or do 581 people actually relate to that or think it's funny? Because on the outside looking in it just looks Incoherent.... Again No Diss.
@@DC_Rthat was extra
@@RigOnTTV Yeeeah talk to ppl like that irl then maybe I would respect you
@@DC_R It's a joke. And if i tried to explain it, it won't be funny.
That microwave said goodbye Cruel world😂
Idk why but I laughed a bit too hard at the end 🤣
Microwave is legend❤😂
fr microwave= 🗿
nanana
The microwave built different 💀
Same thing they both heat up food
@@zoro4358 They both belong to the kitchen.
This why microwaves are strong and better then women
Bro why did i laugh about the soccer ball hitting the microwave at 60 and 70😂
Bro the second to last hit on the microwave looked personal 💀
Let him cook, let him cook NOW💀💀
Let her cook😂
@@aron6671 make her cook😊
That microwave got Nagi level trapping at 90
Bluelock is so ridiculous it’s great haha
@Bpninja86 it is. It makes me want to play sports more and try to grow like everyone in bluelock.
@@silentfate haha have fun with that, soccer or football is a lot of fun I play goalie
😂
Bro even the microwave beats a girl 💀
Coach: Hes gonna make Captain for sure
That microwave is better then me 😂
Fr
Fr
Fr
Why you guys unlike
Imagine you’re trying to get a job or some thing and your manager finds out that you lost to a literal microwave 😂
The managers face be like😨 what the fu-
The microwave just takes your job
Automation at its finest
Scusate ma non sono la stessa cosa?
That microwave really said 🗿🍷
☕️*
Bro microwave really said “no, no,no like this.”
"We did it boys, sexisim is no more" -Skipper
"KOWALSKI GET THE CAMERA, WE REACHED 1K LIKES."
ущемилась
@@zxcaloma6270 согл
Oh yes
Поплачь
Хахахаха😂😂😂😂
that microwave is going places
a repair shop
Xr
Microwaye the future G.O.A.T😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My boy microwave was literally saying no at that second last one
Microwaving turned out to be stronger😂😂😂
Bro the microwave is going to be the new goat🐐🐐🐐
In women's futball, not men's lol
That shit bustin her in the knee is funny af😂
Bro the micro wave beat her 😭 😭 😭
Alternate title : microwave vs washingmachine
Bro ur being cancelled💀💀💀💀
What I thought
Why doesnt this have 100k likes?
@@droffilcnosredneh525 Idk lol
@@droffilcnosredneh525 bc nobody likes sexism
"But its just a joke" ah yes ofc, how funny that we limit people to a single trait and degrade them, only a man would xD
Bro got that scientific evidence now💀
Conclusion: the microwave plays football better than a woman🤣
Ain't no way you guys compared a woman to a microwave 😂😂
Yeah Microwave literally obelarated that woman
Same thing
Both are objec-
@@Marius-bm1kz 💀💀💀
@@JustRandomMan bro ain’t no way💀
The Microwave should automatically be eligible to play in the World Cup as a Goalkeeper because it's got some talent
The microwave won by just staring at the ball😂
You can't convince me that this isn't a microwave ad
comparing a woman to an object is wild 💀💀💀
I agree, this is disrespectful to the object
@@AlgaTatarlar JEIXJOSBDOWBZIABDOS
The object wins
He disrespected the microwave
Microondas solos
The girl:UaUGHGh
The microwave :🐐🗿
Its the man the myth the legend!!!! Microwav!!
as a microwave user, I can confirm this is true
dishwasher vs microwave is crazy
Your mom is a dishwasher and she's in bed with your stepdad
💀💀💀💀
Fr
bruh
VIOLATION
microwave won without even moving 💀💀
Do you want to have a relationship with someone who loves you beyond any other love. Someone who sacrificed himself for you and everyone on this Earth the one who created the heavens and the Earth be creator of everything do you want to be saved Do you want eternal life with peace and joy forever your answer is Jesus if you do not know who Jesus is read the following Jesus is the Son of God that came to this Earth to save the people of their sins. when God-created Earth sin same came into Earth and tempted Eve(The first woman) to eat the fruit that God had forbidden her and Adam to not eat. If they do, they will die. Not immediately but death is certain. Eve ate the fruit and gave Adam some to eat as well. And he did. That showed that humans are sinners and not perfect. That is why Jesus came to Earth to save humans of their sins. Which leads to a relationship with God(the main reason) and eternal life. He did that by dieing on the cross. 3 days later he resurrected. The story of Jesus is beautiful. If you do not already have a Bible, purchase one. If you do not have the money, pray to God about you wanting a Bible and if he could please provide one for you. Thus does not mean a Bible will come from the sky and land on your hands. Pray to God everyday. But to not be blabbering that just say a bunch words to try to impress and show off to other people or to impress God. A few words out of the heart is better than saying a bunch words to impress and not mean. This does not mean praying long prayers is bad.
Acts 16:31
They replied, "Believe in the Lord Jesus , and you will be saved- you and your household."
H
Jesus Loves his Children ❤️
no one needs to move to catch a simple ball
well except wo...
Microwave humbled the dishwasher
I don’t see the difference between these two
They both heat up things when heats up food and the other heats up conversations😂😂😂😂😂
Managing to compare a woman to an object without getting cancelled in 2023 is a feat in and of itself
100 likes no replies? I gotchu. Also agreed 😅
XDDD
There was women????
I prefer the microwave it cant complain
@@callofbeauty3114 same 💀
Microwave took it like a champ