As a German I can say that every German has an internal map with every 'Blitzer ' . They just slow down and then speed up again. I'm fifteen and I already know all of our local ones
@@skudzag737 no, and also I don’t speak German, but I’m pretty sure blitz means lightning or fast, and kreig means war, so since blitzer doesn’t have kreig in it, it has nothing to do with war, but it blitzer is related to blitz so you can see that it probably has something to do with speed.
if you are driving slower than 20km/h under the legal speed limit and your vehicle doesn't have some sort of limitation, then you are considered an "obstruction to traffic flow".
Lmao. I'll never forget my ticket in Germany. I got comfortable going 150/160 and then one stretch, everyone wasn't passing me anymore and... Bam camera lit me up in an 80 zone. I'm American btw.
As a foreigner who often drives in German, I wonder: what happened afterwards? Did they get to you somehow? Did you have trouble reentering Germany or with the rental car company?
@@dariakwiatkowskowa2039 usual procedure is that the fine goes to the car‘s owner. If he says „I wasn’t driving“ the police or DA will say „then tell us who was so they can pay, otherwise you’re it!“ Rental companies usually deal with this by paying and then confronting the renter with the bill later on.
160 in an 80 zone? After tolerance thats 70 above and means: Highest Level Offense. That's 1600 Euro and a lawsuit for illegal streetracing. Bye Bye Driving License :D
@@kiliN07 Leberkäs ist Akzent-bedingt eine offizielle Schreibweise des Wortes "Leberkäse". Wenn man das Wort dann so anwendet, hat man den Artikel "ein" zu Verwenden. Dafür dass du so unkultiviert bist, kann ich nichts. MfG
When you're driving 180 and there is suddenly someone driving 110 on the track it is equally dangerous when you're driving 100 and there is someone with 30 on the road.
It's always so fun to see how that specific food has so many different names even within fairly close together areas. We here mostly call them Fleischkäs'wecken
But there must be a distance between the sign and the speed trap. Maybe for cops that doesn’t count. But I don’t know. I’m german but not omniscient xD
the queen would have told you to drive faster as well. From what i hear she actually was somewhat into cars and even did some maintenance herself. Not to mention the story in saudi arabia.
“Ihr Revier ist die Autobahn. Ihre Gegner extrem schnell und gefährlich. Verbrechen ohne Limit volles Risiko für die Männer von Cobra 11.“”😂 Sorry, I couldn’t have miss this🤣.
This channel was enough to single handedly get me back into Linkin Park after FIFTEEN YEARS. _I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT._ Their final album 1000 Suns seems to be the only one that I can actually properly listen to with my mature adult ears now, though.
@@BioTheHuman because the Cars coming from behind are faster than you are. So they either have to slow down, or overtake you. If they dont see, that you are slower than them, they can drive into you. Also they often drive very close to you (altought its of course illegal), when they cant Overtake, because they are annoyed. In Case of you having to hit the break hard, they would directly crash into you. If you drive further distances, you can feel asleep also, If you drive to slow. Especially, If you drive behind a Truck the whole time.
@@BioTheHuman the speed difference, if your driving something stupid like 120 faster than somebody else, it would be similar to somebody braking in front of u while you are only 3 feet in front of them, try it in a video game and see how long it takes for you to crash while going the same speed as everybody else
@@gearem_fx8099 Then the people who are speeding 120 faster must have even more awareness than usual since they couldn't recognize the other's speed. But anyway, to me your comment really doesn't make sense. Because sure it's hard to understand others' car speeds, but you clearly see how you're getting closer and closer to someone rear, there is only one thing to do in this case "slow down".
Hahahaha!!!! This is so accurate!!!! Same I was told the whole time during my driving practices (I had been driving for ages, but still came to learn fast-driving in DE). 😂
When I was in Germany for the summer, I drove my friends car 200km/h like at all times. My ass clenched so hard during construction zones, I swear the seat was being eaten.
Here a german also not in the mood for having a drive liscence. Ich kriege nur vom Beobachten Angstschweiß( Just by watching I am already sweating in fear).
I am certain that you’ve figured out your secret sauce to laughter. A little bit of linkin park, a tad bit of a zoom, and a whole bunch of smirks. I love it Lmfao Also, I find it hilarious how the old man is the size of a toddler compared to his seat 🤣🤣 and the evolution of the baby 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Linkin Park music and the smile at the end will never not make me laugh. 😂
Wait what's the song name I love Linkin park
English is dead af
@@ViperNapalm what I've done
What song? I mean like theres many
@@ortyrphmomowja1754 there is literally only one song playing besides an anthem
The cop was just like:
"Time to legally speed"
"Damn I love my job >:)"
“Full speed ahead!”
"Gotta love this job I can speed"
If you cant do the time don't do the time
Honorable mention of that Leberkäsebrötchen
As a German I can say that every German has an internal map with every 'Blitzer ' . They just slow down and then speed up again. I'm fifteen and I already know all of our local ones
Oh boy, this is so true!!! It never stops to amaze me!! (Meanwhile I have no idea)
is that mafuyu-
Did u say "Blitzkrieg"??
@@DForDanmei is it...
@@skudzag737 no, and also I don’t speak German, but I’m pretty sure blitz means lightning or fast, and kreig means war, so since blitzer doesn’t have kreig in it, it has nothing to do with war, but it blitzer is related to blitz so you can see that it probably has something to do with speed.
"Driving too slow is dangerous"
-Literally my driving instructor
if you are driving slower than 20km/h under the legal speed limit and your vehicle doesn't have some sort of limitation, then you are considered an "obstruction to traffic flow".
I thought he was gonna “say see you soon” when he looked at the pic of the Queen
LMAO
Ouuuuh xDD
Noooooooo lol
DUDE NO-
💀
German highways: Go as fast as you like!
Also German highways every 5 meters: (120)
Fr fr
Dont forget that if there is construction or so, it jumps to 80 or 60
Even that's crazy for me, in Canada the speed limit is 100
mph or Km/h?
@@nalendraalif1116 in Germany they km/h I think, so at 110 he was going 68 mph and a 125 mph at the end of the video
The small gesture from the woman after looking at the baby is golden
She's really pissed
"woman"
her filling the baby bottle with beer is even better
Lmao. I'll never forget my ticket in Germany. I got comfortable going 150/160 and then one stretch, everyone wasn't passing me anymore and... Bam camera lit me up in an 80 zone. I'm American btw.
As a foreigner who often drives in German, I wonder: what happened afterwards? Did they get to you somehow? Did you have trouble reentering Germany or with the rental car company?
@@dariakwiatkowskowa2039 SIXT charged me 30 euro about a month later and that was it.
@@dariakwiatkowskowa2039 usual procedure is that the fine goes to the car‘s owner. If he says „I wasn’t driving“ the police or DA will say „then tell us who was so they can pay, otherwise you’re it!“
Rental companies usually deal with this by paying and then confronting the renter with the bill later on.
When you’re the fastest on the Autobahn you should get suspicious of the other drivers knowing something you don’t. Rule 1!
160 in an 80 zone? After tolerance thats 70 above and means: Highest Level Offense. That's 1600 Euro and a lawsuit for illegal streetracing. Bye Bye Driving License :D
As a german, i love this haha
70th like
Wait a Minute He said everyone is driving so Fast. But Max speed was 120
An die deutschen. Eine Autobahn ist nichts ohne Bier
@@Kanu_1312 uhh
As a Croat, I love this more
You can always detect Germans by actually using commas in their sentences lmao
Eating Brötchen while driving is 💯
@Marilyn D . Gatewood why does Yoongi always have to be butter smh
Ein schönes Leberkäs
@@MrJunker ein schönes deutsch XD
Just call it Semmel, will you?
@@kiliN07 Leberkäs ist Akzent-bedingt eine offizielle Schreibweise des Wortes "Leberkäse". Wenn man das Wort dann so anwendet, hat man den Artikel "ein" zu Verwenden. Dafür dass du so unkultiviert bist, kann ich nichts. MfG
That ending and the perfect timing of "What I've done!". 🤣🤣
The grin at the end of your shorts. It’s pure perfection.
"Driving too slow is dangerous"🤣
But in Germany its true :D
@@hileute2a2 yeah true; you just stay on the right side if you want to go slow
that's true when you're on highway
I mean, yeah, quite a lot of accidents are caused by driving too slow
When you're driving 180 and there is suddenly someone driving 110 on the track it is equally dangerous when you're driving 100 and there is someone with 30 on the road.
The cop : Finally a worthy opponent 😏
Ihren Führerschein und die Fahrzeugpapiere bitte. Ihnen ist schon klar wie schnell sie gefahren sind?😂
That's literally the cops in Sonic X lol
@@Sholver xnxhdbdncmdd
Our battle will be legendary
YES
The smiles at the end get me every time, it's so perfect
Oscar award to the baby-actor! 👏🏅
Baby sitting with ice on head after previous videos is really cool😂😂😂
Poor baby tho xD
nice catch !!!
@@Zaluskowsky What do you mean good catch? Is your attention span that bad?
@@antorseax9492 noticed the patch but not the ice soo jeah that is that
I was just wondering what happened xd
Now I have to find first part xd
The Accuracy with the LEBERKÄS SEMMEL is just wunderbar.
Wtf is a LeBron semen
Why did u delete ur comment
Leberkäs Weck 🤨
@@Schnitzel-lahnan Ja, ist typisch bayerisch, da heißt das Semmel.
Oder Hackepeter 😭😭😭
The Baby with the ice bag because he is constantly being dropped everytime 😂😂😂
The Linkin Park and smile KILLS ME every damn time
Breaking news: we are chasing a guy that is going over the speed limit.
He messed up
It’s the autobahn, there is no speed limit 😂
He has done the impossible
@@sirlionel3381 I didn't know that. I'm not german.
@@sirlionel3381 I think only in some sections if I remember it correctly
@@goofyabb neither am I 😂
I’m German too and every single video is so funny. Ppl say German humour isn’t funny but urs is rlly. Thx for all ur videos
Because he has british humour
That's British Humor he's British. We don't have humor as Germans
A brit is a better german comedian than an actual german. Truly this says a lot about society.
@@HowdyHartholz he’s British?! Oh wow his accent is pretty good for a Brit.
@@mimimikail2603 lmao
Mom of the year on the backseat 🎊🍺😂
Love that attractive woman character. It always makes me laugh so hard. 😂
has anybody else seen that the “woman” filled beer into the baby bottle?! 😂😂😂
so what?
@@mauer1 Hey, be kind. OP is only pointing it out.
@@davidlynch9049 so what with the beer not with pointing it out.
Beer... Schmaltz... Same diff.
Yes 😂
He did not throw away the Leberkassemmel just for that scene - I am crying
😢
They're Piefkes, no Leberkassemmel.
@@simonh6371 👀
It's always so fun to see how that specific food has so many different names even within fairly close together areas.
We here mostly call them Fleischkäs'wecken
@@maybe_i_am_willdes kein fleischkäs desn leberkas
Always happy to hear Chester sing, and the video was funny too.
Liam, you are a legend! Please keep going on with your absolutely great work. Thanks from a german.
The deadly 120 sign when you're driving fast...always a threat
I hate These. Had to pay over 1.000 €
@@doanutTHEnut Well, that’s unfortunate
But there must be a distance between the sign and the speed trap. Maybe for cops that doesn’t count. But I don’t know. I’m german but not omniscient xD
@@geesea8920 Ye, there is a distance tho but you may not notice that sign and maybe 1km later they will have their speed trap ready
I like it
The fact that he looks both German and British by appearance makes these videos that much more effective lol.
The Breeeaaaadddd!!!!! 😭😭😭
the queen would have told you to drive faster as well.
From what i hear she actually was somewhat into cars and even did some maintenance herself.
Not to mention the story in saudi arabia.
Wasn't she a mechanic in WW2?
@@Tooawesome693 Yes, she was
This is where the fun begins...
“You have to go faster, it’s dangerous driving this slow”, Arnold moment
that smile kills me every time
The police chilling there got me dead ☠️😂🤣
So accurate, everyone I know who's driven on that road has had a speeding ticket with them home.
Bro, u must begin shooting short films. This one was so good!
morale of the story:don´t listen to others,you were fine on speed with that traffic sign to come
It would have taken ages, but he went lightspeed, so he was instantly there. Class in physics.
I love how that police man throw away that bun 🤣🔥
“Ihr Revier ist die Autobahn.
Ihre Gegner extrem schnell und gefährlich.
Verbrechen ohne Limit
volles Risiko
für die Männer von Cobra 11.“”😂
Sorry, I couldn’t have miss this🤣.
😄😆👍👍 Never really watched Cobra11, but it fits just fine
🤣 passt aber
@@lisastenzel5713 Me neither, but it’s very popular here, in Hungary😂.
Very popular in the Czech Republic 😄👌
@@xsmogxcz In Hungary as well, because we have RTL ( I mean a Hungarian version of RTL) here, and it’s their series
Oh man, the smirk and the LP...never gets old.
This channel was enough to single handedly get me back into Linkin Park after FIFTEEN YEARS. _I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT._ Their final album 1000 Suns seems to be the only one that I can actually properly listen to with my mature adult ears now, though.
Твоя улыбка прекрасна! :)
I always wait for Linkin Park music and the smile ❤️
Hahaha and that Queen :D perfect timing.
LMAO WHAT
The smile at the end is the most important part.
That is soooo good😂 comedy gold, if u need some vrx / cgi or 3d stuff let me know
As a German, my dad actually drives 80 onto the Autobahn only, and I can confirm, that this is actually more dangerous than driving faster
Explain why it's more dangerous
@@BioTheHuman because the Cars coming from behind are faster than you are. So they either have to slow down, or overtake you. If they dont see, that you are slower than them, they can drive into you. Also they often drive very close to you (altought its of course illegal), when they cant Overtake, because they are annoyed. In Case of you having to hit the break hard, they would directly crash into you. If you drive further distances, you can feel asleep also, If you drive to slow. Especially, If you drive behind a Truck the whole time.
@@BioTheHuman the speed difference, if your driving something stupid like 120 faster than somebody else, it would be similar to somebody braking in front of u while you are only 3 feet in front of them, try it in a video game and see how long it takes for you to crash while going the same speed as everybody else
@@gearem_fx8099 Then the people who are speeding 120 faster must have even more awareness than usual since they couldn't recognize the other's speed.
But anyway, to me your comment really doesn't make sense. Because sure it's hard to understand others' car speeds, but you clearly see how you're getting closer and closer to someone rear, there is only one thing to do in this case "slow down".
@@BioTheHuman if somebody slows down in such a manner, somebody will certainly crash, solution, use the lanes correctly
OMG the self satisfied smirk. Genius
Hahahaha!!!! This is so accurate!!!! Same I was told the whole time during my driving practices (I had been driving for ages, but still came to learn fast-driving in DE). 😂
Ahhh, bringing Linkin Park back. Love it. Also, the little smirk he does at the end of every vid cracks me up! 🤣
As a European traveller, i can confirm this is 110% accurate
Why do I see an Easter Egg in your comment? 😁
All except one thing:
Police don’t pull you over. The Blitzers do all the work. (At least in all the areas of Germany I drove in.)
Oh my god! The hype is real. Can't wait to see him again!
😂😂The smirk in the end. Love the videos!
When I was in Germany for the summer, I drove my friends car 200km/h like at all times. My ass clenched so hard during construction zones, I swear the seat was being eaten.
The cop: we found a worthy opponent
Yeah that baby is just built different
Than me I can't even drink alcohol 😂
That damned smirk always gets me.
The smile at the end always gets me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never stop with the smile, please.
Lol the Queen Elizabeth portrait 😄
@CrackedgamesHD lol
@CrackedgamesHD who cares
@CrackedgamesHD what’s not funny about it. The joke is just that brits love the queen. It’s not mocking or insulting or anything.
That chick character always on the phone is hilarious! Like my wife... 😂
“Forgive me” he says to the Queen that deliberately drove like she was mad to scare a King.
The baby 🤣
That smile gets me every time
It would be interesting to have a American and German Couple to add to this series. Your videos are great
The look on the guy's face after seeing the speed limit 😂
Linkin Park series is the best series, pair it with the autobahn and it’s even better!!! 😂😂
I would actually watch this if this was a movie
You nail it every single time ! Respekt.
The last give me some ,,legend" vibe 😅😂❤
Just can't stop watching 😂 the laugh at the end always makes my day
Ruhe in Frieden Queen Elizabeth II. 😔
May the queen rest in peace God bless the queen
God bless the Queen. ❤️🙏🏻❤️
@@dangerousstar1784 Yes. God bless the Queen. ❤️🙏🏻❤️
God save our gracious queen
Long live our noble queen
God, save, our, queen
@@Rainstalker Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen.
The smirk gets me every time 🤣
And that, ladies and Gentlemans is the reason why I will never have a drive licence.
My anxiety wouldn't help me on the highway.
Here a german also not in the mood for having a drive liscence.
Ich kriege nur vom Beobachten Angstschweiß( Just by watching I am already sweating in fear).
"Driving too slow is dangerous" is so accurate. I've heard that so often. Why is that so ingrained in the German culture? Who taught us this?
You actually (should) learn it in driving school as it is highly safety relevant
Bro that smile.... It always makes my day so much better no matter how bad it is
😂😂That's so funny I had to laugh my head off because when I was watching that the police came to me😂😂😂😂
Damn, that smile and What I've Done at the end is just perfect ❤️❤️❤️
I love the videos. But the best is always the smile at the end. Always waiting for it. 😊
This channel is gold :D
All your stuff is extremely funny I laugh a lot keep doing you re great
the smille at the end gets me every every time 😂😂😂😂
Omg ich kann nicht mehr 😂 so accurate 😭
This smirk was so powerful
Sometimes I don't understand a thing that happens in your videos, but they still make me laugh pretty hard at the end.
I feel that 😂
As a German i can say: mach weiter so 💪👍
As a french who lives 5 minutes by car to germany i love this video and autobahn
Tu parles allemand?
Omg, why is no one talking about the poor baby 😢
the smirk always gets me 😂😂
This smile in the end, really amazing. So funny.
Ich mag deine Videos die sind cool, vor allem die verschiedenen Charaktere, richtig lustig finde ich die Mutti und die Babyrolle.
Poor guy was having fun 😂😂😍
I like the smile signature at the end of every video 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂Thats so Good
A Bavaria would say:“Kruzifix nochma“
Poor Leberkäsesemmel 😭😭😭
I am certain that you’ve figured out your secret sauce to laughter. A little bit of linkin park, a tad bit of a zoom, and a whole bunch of smirks. I love it Lmfao
Also, I find it hilarious how the old man is the size of a toddler compared to his seat 🤣🤣 and the evolution of the baby 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think the German English accent is among my most favorites if not my most favorite.
had me at "englander" X)