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- čas přidán 9. 09. 2024
- Shane is trapped in Salt Life. Matt is technically all about Salt Life and would be shredding a skim board if he was there, but he's a family man now, and doesn't have time to shred the shallow tides. But he totally would.
Welcome to the future...The land of milk and tendies.
Matt: You see this new sick set up? I put up a sheet dude. hell yeah
Dude this literally made me laugh out loud. I even read the comment in Matt's voice.
Got a sick ass globe lol😂😂😂
"i spruced it up" meanwhile it looks like a swedish prison cell
@@lewis6590 this comment deserved more love
@@lewis6590 lmfaoooo nice
00:00 Shane looks like a Terminator hunting a target at the Special Olympics.
Chicken Tendiesssssssssss
So fucking funny
Locked in
Blending in 😂
The T-300lbs
matt is the funniest person on earth dude holy shit
"You think they're not pushing culinary boundaries down there in wuhan?" Holy fuck
Come oh!
“You’re letting people know you’re all about water”👍
Saw him live, can confirm he's the absolute man.
Matt's hair on this zoom call is funnier than most comedians entire career
Shane being an aquatic bully in the past makes so much sense
The past ? Lmao he is most certainly still water bully 😂
I miss having friends, these guys are the best.
Learn to love yourself, then in the company of others. You got this dawg 🤠♥️
I feel this. This is a pretty close second, though, innit?
I hope you found some in the last 7 months. To me, less is more with friends. Quality over quantity
@MODEST Grower not really brother. Honesty probably have less. The last few I had all scattered and left the city because covid and now after everything is so expensive they moved out of state.
It's all good though, it's just hard not having that like connection that isn't family to vent problems too if that makes sense.
Stay strong Dawgs thanks for the words
u gotta show others ur the top dawg. go to a bar and take 10 tequila shots to pound town and everyone will be ur bro after
"Look at that sleepy dog" talking about a clearly dead dog is so fucking funny
*matt asks shane why he won’t taste breastmilk*
*instantly takes swig of straight liquor*
Saltlife Shane was my favorite arc
I would say don't believe Belize but later on when the Boyz ask McAfee about getting pooped on, his reaction is absolutely one of a man that likes to get shit on. It's HILARIOUS!!!!
Shane's face as Matt describes shitting through the hammock is great
Literally one of the best episodes. I come back to this one more than I should
Matt describing the taste of breast milk as " it's like the milk from honey nut cheerios milk, it's sweet" is wild
From this to the cathedrals of Saint Rogies! Congrats dawgz. Was pretty cool to see the shaman and the lad together in the show!
Perfect time for the switch to video.
Only podcast that consistently makes me laugh, thanks
Matt looks like Ed Norton and Haley Joel Osment
Shaner looks like a young Alex Jones sent from the past to save us from carnivorous Libtards and the Coronees.
McCusker rocking the healthy Artie Lange
Hair gel like a boss
Edley Joel Norton
This is the best comedy podcast out there. Period
Pushing boundaries on culinary arts
“Kiddie pool full of guts” I actually use a kiddie pool where I gut deer 😂
15 year old Matt dipping bagel bites in spaghettios while watching Pokemon.
hahah
Aka the breakfast of champions
20 yr matt did the same thing but porn instead of pokemans
You guys are the have the best dynamic. I just joined your Paytch. I’m glad SNL dumped Shane because he’s so much better than those posers. I’ve got everyone at work calling the Coronavirus the Coroneez. Congrats on the baby Matt. Love you guys.
It's spelled "coroniez", according to the Young Bull.
😂😂😂 Coroneez is hilarious.
@@pressrepeat2000 it’s how the chinee say colonize 😂
Lol they Streisand effected SHANE. So many learned of him after the firing
Shane didnt get cancelled, he was launched.
Why does this not have a million views yet?
the js
"Thats brazil law dude, does it walk like a duck?" 😂😂
34:15 Matt breaking out some Zeppelin officially makes him the King
Bro Matt can actually shred, he posts vids on his Instagram story sometimes, he's actually very good at playing guitar
Matt talking into the mic backwards has to be one of the funniest parts of this cast
This might be a top 3 ep.
Noted
I am so excited about the future of mssp!!!
I will consume as much content as you can produce Matt, please keep cranking it out...
God blessed as aways bro
Shane was sipping some land sharks before this one
Listened to audio only first time through, came back for the guitar.
Matt looks like he’s streaming from a storage closet 😂
The best thing to come out of the past couple years (pandemic) is this podcast blowing up
Matt is so talented lol
Shane eating anything straight out of a can is hilarious.
That's how I eat sketti-os
These pods are the timeless relics of our peoples' golden age, may they never be desecrated by the men of enemy tribes or future generations
I think I have coronies is the funniest thing ever I’m such a loser I’ve listened to this podcast multiple times
Cuskey is like if the kid from the sixth sense grew up to be a podcaster
"I see cancelled people"
Surely he's been confused for him at least once in life.
Your like if the kid Sandusky raped grew up to be a fuckin faggot
Thinking about Matt's wife right above him w/a baby, thinking...WTF is this maniac doing...
is a funny thought.
I'm going full Salt Life this summer.. Thanks Shane.
The team could be called The Sanduski Huskies. Great job, guys!
I come back to these Covid episodes often for comfort
Well, here I am. Listened to every patreon and free CZcams episeode and find myself with no unlistened to content.
Rev up the Bugatti, we're running it back. OUIIIII
OUIIII indeed
So wholesome when matt gets on the guitar
Wholesome content 😂🫶🏽
Everything after 38:00 is absolutely insane. This is a hot cast.... Waaaaaay too hot.
How great is our God? Hell yeah, boys!
praise st anthony!
Pushing culinary boundaries😭
one of may favourite casts of all time
Look at the sleepy dog😂
That dog was so sleepy!
I love using the phrase "salt life" so much lol
"That's salt life as fuck dude"
What a great post! Wow!
I like the “can you use it in a sentence” aspect.
Mad respect Yo!
Love and respect!
17:19 "If it has 4 legs, but isn't a chair, has wings but isn't an aeroplane, or swims but isn't a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."
- Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
The brewskies were flowing tonight.
I just paid off my credit card and I have finally been convinced to purchase my first Patreon subscription
It's not illegal to be soaking wet.
Let’s go boiz. When to coroneez is gay the dawgz will play
Shane calling out drake 4 years before. This guy knew something
3:10
Gram stokers??????
Nice one Matt.
Take a drink every time his brother Billy says “supposably”
Rest in peace John McAfee
The only zoom pod from covid days I will watch. Aloha!
Hell yeah ! Quality program
God I miss the lockdown so fuckin much
Shout out to the dawgs with the crucial cast. One NATION under DAWGS!!
Aquatic bullying 🤣
44:33. Exactly two years later, he got invited to Mar a Lago.
“I hooked up with Charles Barkley on spring break in Miami and now I think I have Coronies” is one of the funniest sentences ever spoken.
shane is a long sleeves only guy. same.
I need to know if Shane's spaghetti-os had meatballs or not. I'm going to judge him based off of the answer.
Well call me an animal
Will Alexander I still wonder what those meatballs actually are
2 years later but I have a such a weird addiction to great value canned spaghetti. There is something about those garbage meatballs that makes them better than any other for me.
@@tbirdflocka898 on the positive side, you can always get a food you really like dirt cheap. Store a box or case of them somewhere. I bet they never go bad and if they stopped making them or change the recipe you always got your stash
Shane, an undaunted spring breaker.
Liked, subscribed and smashed notification bell
A cougar is a woman that likes younger boys..
What’s a man that likes younger boys?
Nittany Lion
That one got me
Holy shit. This is awesome. This is what Covid was like. Love these guys.
Hot cast! Show off them young coronie free legs young bull
That would be sick if the night cast happens.
I miss the old days of the pod.
Deniro, guilty as charged
SaltLife is the go-to for grandmas tshirt gifts
Wasnt ready for additional andrew yang lore
same
The dawgs bringing the thunder 🔥🙏 salt life y’all haha
Come for Shane, stay for THE shaman.
Don't know if anybody will say it....can we put Shane up for the Big Boy burger look a like challenge?
Hell yoyahhh! Love the video content. Proud of the boys, keep that view count a-rollin baby
Why does Shane look like fed smoker?! lol
“Went down there to watch the sun set last night” Yo I think Shane might be gay bro
Oh HELL yes. The cast is on Video now? The DAWGZ approve. Thank god for the duo.
I love the boys. I love the Dawgs. God is good.
Matt you should be proud of your guitar skills, that cover you were playing is actually very hard
Never made it as a blind man stealing. Tough life
Shane's Superman curl is back in action Dawgs!!!
honestly very cute when they said love you at the end of the ep
no homo but also i am gay
over the hills is always my go to as well
Damn, Matt drinking the good H20
Thought it a cidey
@@ourword3112 it's Mountain Springs water.
At first glance, I thought it was Jameson but realized it was water later. haha
Sweet warter bro
I thought he was drinking olive oil for a second
How good is our god!
Holy shit!!!!! Hell yea, the Dawgs are ON!!!! Can't stop the cast Boyz.
Matt is the low budget private investigator we need and deserve. Hot on every case, investigating the truth behind the veil of the dumbest Netflix documentaries.
The subtle funny in this shit is great man
Bump
0:31 classic Phil Gillis "damnit" 😂
When i was like 11 i saw mike mcqueary at a baseball game and made intense eye contact. He knew i knew
I’m so happy CZcams recommended this to me. Sucks to be late but better late than ever.
3:11 "I'm gonna do Graham stokers" 😂😂
Matt "fuck my shit up" McCuskies
that globe is classy as fuck
Love you guys ❤
hahahah doing the gay hand symbol and saying "my bad" was pure salty spice life hahaha
I respect your name mr mac.
1:05:00 Geezer face Head rattlingly like on a fighter jet. Wtf lmao!