The Great British Beauty Contest

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  • @jonboulton6701
    @jonboulton6701 Před rokem +27

    I had to check it and Fred Dinenage really was 38 in that clip, Jeez I’ve never felt so happy with how I’ve aged in my life! I could pass for his grandson and I’m 7 years older than him

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK Před 4 měsíci +1

      38 going on 58.

    • @dcflake5645
      @dcflake5645 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Fred Dinage. Born at age 52 and barely aged a day

  • @rumourhats
    @rumourhats Před 2 lety +33

    The more niche the content of this channel gets, the better it is.

    • @eatmywords
      @eatmywords Před 2 lety +2

      it's not that niche. these shows were actually very popular before the feminists spoiled all our fun. it was actually our mum who wanted to watch miss world back in the day, and for 2 hours my dad would regularly whine about how there's something better on every other channel.

    • @theharshtruthoutthere
      @theharshtruthoutthere Před 5 měsíci

      @@eatmywords Souls, when we judge: biological females to be ugly, lets know and understand this life fact that all models and miss universes are biological MALES IN DRAGS.
      Lets always judge rightly not falsely.

  • @jonboulton6701
    @jonboulton6701 Před rokem +11

    The irony is when you shouted “I’ve never felt so alive” I laughed so much I nearly had an asthma attack and died!!

  • @stephenhough4957
    @stephenhough4957 Před rokem +9

    All over the Anglia area….from Ely to Great Yarmouth, from Norwich to Swaffham…oh, the glamour

  • @greenaum
    @greenaum Před 3 měsíci +6

    Good old Dinenage! He chose a haircut he liked back in 1968, and he's stuck with it. Not many people are that tenacious.

    • @pipster1891
      @pipster1891 Před 2 měsíci

      Who'd've thought Dinenage was a reactionary?

    • @arranboon1
      @arranboon1 Před 2 měsíci

      Bloody love Fred.

  • @greenaum
    @greenaum Před 3 měsíci +5

    The entire breeding crop for Norfolk that year. They've all got a bit of that Fred West look to them.

  • @ChrisHopkinsBass
    @ChrisHopkinsBass Před rokem +7

    Miss Anglia 1980 has definite "Sale of the Century" vibes to it!

  • @anonUK
    @anonUK Před 4 měsíci +6

    "Shes still at school... wants to meet Woody Allen" 😮

  • @tedpilledtonysoprano5512
    @tedpilledtonysoprano5512 Před 2 lety +6

    10:37 time stamp to hear Stuart krumping.

  • @ChrisHopkinsBass
    @ChrisHopkinsBass Před rokem +8

    Anglia TV at the time really had a knack of making something cheap and tawdry look extremely cheap and tawdry. They loved their silver tinsel!

  • @COL321
    @COL321 Před 2 lety +7

    "The winner will travel all over the Anglia area" the lucky lucky lady... great video as always, cheers!

    • @eatmywords
      @eatmywords Před 2 lety +7

      and the even luckier runner-up, won't.

    • @Timmertube75
      @Timmertube75 Před rokem +2

      Have you even been to Stowmarket? Not a clue.

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK Před 4 měsíci +2

      Here's a woman you're not related to, from the magic flashing light box!

    • @katewolfspirit6722
      @katewolfspirit6722 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Ooh yes, I'd love a day trip to Ipswich! Said no one, ever.

  • @Eckalicious
    @Eckalicious Před 6 měsíci +5

    The winner of Miss Anglia had the stage presence of the Lady in the Radiator from Eraserhead.

  • @alisoneales
    @alisoneales Před 2 lety +3

    This is wonderful. I especially love that the band at 15:45 are playing The Peanut Vendor, it's a great callback. I've never *felt* so alive.

  • @Dan_Does
    @Dan_Does Před 11 měsíci +5

    "Like Highlander, except everyone knows how big your hips are."
    This killed me.

  • @acerimmer1023
    @acerimmer1023 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I've watched one of your videos every morning for the last two weeks....and I go from laughing to shock in seconds ...and, thanks to you, laughing again!
    Brilliant cheers 😂👍👍👍

  • @BigyetiTechnologies
    @BigyetiTechnologies Před rokem +3

    10:25 - I honestly thought they were going to break into The Muppets theme
    12:35 - Then it all goes a bit Partridge with "Alan's Funny Stories"

  • @notreallydavid
    @notreallydavid Před rokem +3

    'This is what's paying your school fees. Caroline, so I'm not going to discuss it any further.'

  • @multirevelator
    @multirevelator Před 4 měsíci +4

    the woman who left the bath running woz robbed

  • @alundavies1016
    @alundavies1016 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Not that I doubted you but Brucie’s daughter… that is some fantastic trivia!

  • @Perfect_Rice
    @Perfect_Rice Před 2 lety +5

    This must have been a highlight year, because I remember Bob Mills featuring it on In Bed With MeDinner. Edit: and the second show at the end as well.

  • @theefishlippedone
    @theefishlippedone Před 2 lety +3

    There must of been a lot of secretaries working at Anglia House

  • @aaronshakespeare6714
    @aaronshakespeare6714 Před 5 měsíci +3

    This channel is absolute gold. Love it. I've been watching your content back to back. I've never felt so alive!

  • @MrDavey2010
    @MrDavey2010 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Brilliant commentary! Thanks so much!

  • @robmortimer4150
    @robmortimer4150 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The commentary on this was really funny!

  • @B3tanTyronne
    @B3tanTyronne Před rokem +6

    This show really did not help offset the belief that Norwich and the surrounding areas had an issue with inbreeding.

  • @therespectedlex9794
    @therespectedlex9794 Před 3 měsíci +1

    And that big ball area in the middle of the head thing, like Fred Dineage, Roger Mcgough, Sean Connery... just doesn't exist anymore.

  • @quaid667
    @quaid667 Před 5 měsíci +4

    They're all such lovely goyles lol

  • @wearemany73
    @wearemany73 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This was clearly stages of a job interview moulded into a programme. That way it can be resold and can pay for itself.

  • @ChrisHopkinsBass
    @ChrisHopkinsBass Před rokem +5

    £1000 cash and a 1 year contract with Anglia TV.........oh my god!

    • @therespectedlex9794
      @therespectedlex9794 Před 3 měsíci +1

      You wouldn't take it in these times of austerity and job centres?

    • @pipster1891
      @pipster1891 Před 2 měsíci +1

      You forget...Thatcherite mass unemployment had just begun.

  • @ChrisHopkinsBass
    @ChrisHopkinsBass Před 4 měsíci +4

    Some of those girls at the start of Miss Anglia 1980 look like they’ve been sedated

  • @markglendinning3956
    @markglendinning3956 Před 2 lety +5

    ‘The previous rounds must have eliminated more women than Thanos’ - sublime

  • @sonnyjimbod
    @sonnyjimbod Před 2 lety +6

    10:40 More of this please.

  • @pipster1891
    @pipster1891 Před 2 měsíci +1

    One contestant was doing A-levels in Art, English and Biology. Interesting combo. I wonder if she got that degree in Shakespeare and Dissection from Ipswich Poly.

  • @colinr0380
    @colinr0380 Před 3 měsíci +1

    With Judy Geeson as a judge, the year before she was in Inseminoid!

  • @camptube7621
    @camptube7621 Před 11 měsíci +4

    I’ve often defended the 70s/80s criticism of misogyny and sexism. Watching this, I completely stand corrected.
    Can’t help remember Partridge and his beauty pageant. 😂

  • @kildogery
    @kildogery Před rokem +2

    "Lovely dad"
    FFS, I spat my tea everywhere.

  • @hadz8671
    @hadz8671 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I always think of Fred Dineage as David Vine lite.

  • @Tubby_brewster82
    @Tubby_brewster82 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Look at the syrup balancing on the second judges head

  • @leejones8582
    @leejones8582 Před 2 lety +3

    Keep up the good work Stuart.

  • @jointgib
    @jointgib Před 2 lety +4

    i enjoyed this video

  • @pavlovsdogman
    @pavlovsdogman Před 4 měsíci +6

    The good ole days! Back when you could make racist jokes and everyone laughed (well not the everyone) and you could backhand your missus and no one even cared! Ahhh good ole days!! Nowadays I can't even use the N word at the supermarket without being cancelled! 😉

    • @pipster1891
      @pipster1891 Před 2 měsíci

      Don't worry, mate, those days are coming back.

  • @clarkkent4734
    @clarkkent4734 Před 19 dny

    This is beyond gold. Had me rolling 🤣

  • @danielhegarty6733
    @danielhegarty6733 Před 12 dny +1

    Please keep making more videos

  • @gregmark1688
    @gregmark1688 Před 4 měsíci +3

    If you pause it @ 6:34, just after the words "... and she'd like to be happy", it's one of the funniest and / or saddest things I've seen binging these vids. Because she very clearly is _not_ happy, but it's only her lower lip and eyes that show it. That upper lip remains firmly stiff. Chin up, dear --It's just 1980, you've years more of Maggie to get through.

  • @youaintseenmeok
    @youaintseenmeok Před 2 lety +1

    Just found your ch love it

  • @alundavies1016
    @alundavies1016 Před 2 měsíci

    I forget the hair of my childhood, not my hair, but the hair of women around me!

  • @mattw8332
    @mattw8332 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Patrick Mower later goes on to do an advert for Austin Rover in the 1980s: “Morris Eye-tal“. As does Noel Edmunds a few years after!
    Wonder what the 1 year contract with Anglia TV entailed. Presenting a tv show or working in a canteen? 🤔

  • @xxFORDIExx
    @xxFORDIExx Před 9 měsíci +1

    This is hilarious as always.

  • @wobbers99
    @wobbers99 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Superb commentary LOL

  • @ScareMeSexy71
    @ScareMeSexy71 Před 2 lety +1

    I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!!! lol

  • @timdaly3531
    @timdaly3531 Před 2 lety +1

    This video was fucking lovely

  • @BenjaminAshmead
    @BenjaminAshmead Před 2 lety +3

    fred dinenage STILL has that haircut

    • @StuartMillard
      @StuartMillard  Před 2 lety +7

      Long after he's dead, that thing will be walking around by itself

    • @quaid667
      @quaid667 Před 5 měsíci

      @@StuartMillard How? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @katewolfspirit6722
      @katewolfspirit6722 Před 4 měsíci

      @@StuartMillard He will be forever referred to as Fred Drainage in our house! 😆

    • @therespectedlex9794
      @therespectedlex9794 Před 3 měsíci

      Actually darker dye, with no comb over in the middle. Just a bare pate instead.

  • @se8425
    @se8425 Před 2 lety +2

    Lovely

  • @pipster1891
    @pipster1891 Před 2 měsíci

    ...from you and ME, not I. Get away from I!

  • @mrblueeyes7889
    @mrblueeyes7889 Před 3 měsíci

    Brilliant x

  • @saxongreen78
    @saxongreen78 Před 2 měsíci +2

    After some Chinese or other meat free cuisine, I like some jam roly poly...that shows loads of common sense. I'd also like to be happy.

  • @SUK2293
    @SUK2293 Před 4 měsíci +2

    My mum was on this.

  • @notreallydavid
    @notreallydavid Před rokem +2

    Oddly affecting, innit? Wonder how it all turned out for them.
    How'd you know about Brucie's daughter being Brucie's daughter?

    • @StuartMillard
      @StuartMillard  Před rokem +3

      There's nothing in my skull but useless trivia about light entertainment

    • @notreallydavid
      @notreallydavid Před rokem +2

      @@StuartMillard We're all grateful for that.

  • @djsherz
    @djsherz Před 3 měsíci +1

    I thought I was watching the Lovely Girls contest from Father Ted.

    • @gwh3013
      @gwh3013 Před měsícem +1

      OF course, they ALL have lovely bottoms

  • @chrisflee1
    @chrisflee1 Před 11 měsíci

    The phallic entrance looks like the door to the escalator on Are you being Served? Thing is, I'd rather watch this than 'Naked Attraction'. This should be re-released with the Fred Dineage (38 yrs at the time!) parts replaced with a young Alan Partridge. 'what does walking mean?'

  • @tomsenior7405
    @tomsenior7405 Před měsícem

    Father Ted; "The Lovely Girls Competition".

  • @moonkeele
    @moonkeele Před 3 měsíci +1

    The winner will travel all over the... Anglia area. BFD

  • @Battismore-Blue
    @Battismore-Blue Před 2 měsíci

    Guys and Dolls never replaced David and Therese then

  • @PaulF0ley
    @PaulF0ley Před 2 lety

    Go on lad

  • @joshbaker1581
    @joshbaker1581 Před měsícem

    Ahhh so this is what Partridge was parodying

  • @babettesfeast6347
    @babettesfeast6347 Před 3 měsíci

    Fred Dinage is Alan Partridge

  • @JamsterJules
    @JamsterJules Před 5 měsíci

    Love it 😂

  • @DEATHTRAPTRAILERS
    @DEATHTRAPTRAILERS Před 2 lety

    I lost it at "38 years old."

    • @jonboulton6701
      @jonboulton6701 Před rokem

      Every time he popped up all my brain did was go “38 - THIRTY EIGHT!!!!” Repeatedly

  • @spunkychops7484
    @spunkychops7484 Před 9 dny

    Genius

  • @xxFORDIExx
    @xxFORDIExx Před 9 měsíci +1

    Patrick Mower is utterly creepy

  • @80srenaissance67
    @80srenaissance67 Před 2 měsíci

    Some of those women.....they must have known they werent really eligible 😂

  • @danbit
    @danbit Před 10 měsíci +3

    Yes Mi'Lard! ❤

  • @GavTatu
    @GavTatu Před 11 měsíci

    i won't lie..... i am aroused.

  • @DukeOfKidderminster
    @DukeOfKidderminster Před rokem +4

    Doesn’t Mary have a lovely bottom?

    • @eveglead1913
      @eveglead1913 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Careful now Ted,we had a lot of problems with that last year.....

    • @DukeOfKidderminster
      @DukeOfKidderminster Před 9 měsíci

      @@eveglead1913 Of course … they all have lovely bottoms.

    • @mattw8332
      @mattw8332 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@eveglead1913They all have lovely bottoms!

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK Před 4 měsíci

      I don't think Anglia TV ever showed that movie Miss Lovely Girls 1979 did...

  • @jacko717
    @jacko717 Před 3 měsíci

    Well, judging by the contestants, Anglia was short of some Quality Anus back then.

  • @philchigges2955
    @philchigges2955 Před 9 měsíci

    and Bob barker shouldn't have been anywhere near those women!!!!!

  • @roscovb
    @roscovb Před 2 lety +2

    Lovely

  • @AldoMonkey
    @AldoMonkey Před 2 lety

    Lovely