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"Turbo Encabulator" the Original
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- čas přidán 8. 04. 2010
- This is the first time Turbo Encabulator was recorded with picture. I shot this in the late 70's at Regan Studios in Detroit on 16mm film. The narrator and writer is Bud Haggert. He was the top voice-over talent on technical films. He wrote the script because he rarely understood the technical copy he was asked to read and felt he shouldn't be alone. We had just finished a production for GMC Trucks and Bud asked since this was the perfect setting could we film his Turbo Encabulator script. He was using an audio prompter referred to as "the ear". He was actually the pioneer of the ear. He was to deliver a live speech without a prompter. After struggling in his hotel room trying to commit to memory he went to plan B. He recorded it to a large Wollensak reel to reel recorder and placed it in the bottom of the podium. With a wired earplug he used it for the speech and the "ear" was invented. Today every on-camera spokesperson uses a variation of Bud's innovation. Dave Rondot (me) was the director and John Choate was the DP on this production. The first laugh at the end is mine. My hat's off to Bud a true talent.
When you sleep through the first half of a lecture
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minecrafters unite
Fun fact: While we still call them "encabulators" today, modern encabulation machines actually operate through a series of hypermodal undulative quantum matricies, technically making them aptoregressive chirality de-unencabulators. Most people will never notice the difference, of course, as any locambulatory feedback is re-routed through the primary polycyclic encaptolography shaft, effectively eliminating nearly all percieved relative phase eddies. Truly ingenious.
Correct, although currently turbo encanbulators do not operate via undulative quantum matrices of the hypermodal sort, they instead operate on polyhedrocatbonate nanoquantum combobulater plates constructed of tungsten bicarbonate
i fucking love how half of these words dont even have definitions
Oh come on.. The locambulatory feedback does not need to be re-routed through the primary polycyclic encaptolography shaft if you encrinulate the near-eptomic nesma-conducers in line with the respameters and trescopic capacitor modulators. What's more is the uchulating empirotators do not trigulate at all of you simply route the secondary oblistulatomators through the tyrno-chambers in the first place!
Those damn quantum matrices. Impossible to calibrate with a phase decoupled solenoid hyperspanner! I tried using using a synchronized phase coupled hyperspanner but the quantum fluctuations in the matrix kept depolarizing
@@b.elzebub9252 This is very useful information. However, once the near-eptomic nesma-conducers have been encrinulated would it not then be necessary to recalibrate the triple threaded p-type flange at each condensor nodule in order to maintain proper cambratic phasing of the lunar waneshaft and centrivectorial position of each individual marzel vane? Otherwise the locambulatory feedback would indeed need to be re-routed to prevent any perceived relative phase eddies!
The needs to be added actor's audition tapes: One modern monologue, one Shakespeare, one Turbo Encabulator.
Former stage actor says *_HEAR, HEAR!!_*
That would be quite the read-through drill.
@@HuntingTarg I can't begin to say how much joy it brings me to see that phrase spelled correctly. I see it all too often written: "here here." "Could care less" is another thing that gets my nose out of joint. It's not just sound; words have meanings.
That’s not a bad idea. Might use that if I ever audition for anything.
@@christopheroliver148 Don't forget about the surprising *over*usage of apostrophes in words ending with "s", or "would've" becoming "would of" for some ungodly reason.
And the three flavors of "there", of course. Now _they're's_ a mistake oft-repeated.
My dad was an automotive design engineer from the 70s until he retired in the mid-90s. I showed him this video around 2010 and he absolutely roared laughing. And his personality was typical of an engineer--never laughed and very analytical. He laughed so hard at this it made ME laugh, then he showed the video to all his friends, most of whom were also auto workers. This absolutely cracked them all up!
Did any of it make sense to them or was this just a farce?
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@@daniellui2590 I'm a former nuclear tech/engineer.
At first, it seems like the guy might be talking about something real.
But as soon as he says "Magneto reluctance and capacive deractance" i started laughing like crazy.
My specialty was in electrical systems; there is a concept known as lead and lag in AC systems, and capacitors are also a thing. But...mageneto reluctance....that's not a thing. Capacitive deractance...that's not a thing.
But at the same time...everything said is somewhat reminiscent of real world things.
"Relative motion of conductors and fluxes" is ACTUALLY how electricity is produced. I don't feel like finding all the other examples, but you get the idea.
So there is a level of authenticity on top of absolute nonsense, so it's funny.
@@poisenbery all the best lies are often laced with the truth, aren't they? just enough to make you think "he's got a point" 🤣
Very true @@drocsid8367! And has also been the case with a lot of the misinformation abundant on the Internet, shall we say, "in this current situation"
The missile knows where it is because it knows where it's not.
Dude I found this video because of that video lmao
It’s a transmission Didn’t you pay attention?
It knows where it is by knowing where it's not
therefore it knows that it is not where it should be
Still one of the best. "where it isn't" though
Remember when every turbo encabulator had a girdle spring? Now that shit's all gone digital. They don't even synchronize the cardinal grammeters right. What a waste.
+Doctor Turdmidget But digital is better. I mean even while picking between Bipolar Junction Transistors and Metal-Oxide Semiconductor Field Effect Transistors you're talking about significant power savings, and if you pick the latter used in the Triode operation region, for switching purposes of course, the power consumption might be in the Watt hour range.
+Doctor Turdmidget Engineering aint what it used to be
+Rogelio Garcia Mm-mm. Only if you're talking about modifying the frandel springs so they readjust the marzel vanes over the panametric fan. The semi-boloid slots in the stator will break down the gammet on the dingle arm and you'll have benzonated hydroflurone contaminating the entire shim actuator.
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+thedungeondelver Actually, that is not correct according to my professor of Theoretical Physics in a Semi-Quantum World. He says, "The amount of benzonated hydrofluorone that is required to contaminate the entire shim actuator is more than what the Encabulator can create using its hydrocoptic marzel vanes. It would need at least 23 of them. It can be reduced to 15 by incorporating a quasi-permeable membrane infused with a squalline type-3 metalloid."
My nephew refused to believe that we used to use maleable logarithmic casings whenever implementing spurving bearings back in the 70's. Had to show him this video to prove it. Makes me nostalgic for the days of reciprocation dingle-arms, even if they were lethal on the lateral submerge!
Were they actually lethal or was that a scare-sales tactic used to initiate version 2.0?
Adam Savage sent me here and I was not disappointed.
Also:
Starfleet engineers be like:
Nah, Starfleet knows that the word "Quantum" would be in there somewhere.
When I'm explaining Wifi to my family
EyesOfByes “Why did my Wi-Fi stopped working” (While we’re driving down the street two minutes away from the house)
When my Wife's explaining WiFi to me
Or Refresh Rates and FPS.
That's sad.
Oh my got this comment made me lose it XD
I swear with that voice explaining it I almost understood
how-
@@samdoesstuff4924 try not being dumb, I bet you don't know what a girdle spring is
@@lucascottle2345 EXCSE ME THAT'S A PERSONAL ATTACK. I HAVE SPENT 8 YEARS LEARNING HYDRAULQUADRATICS AND HAVE WORKED WITH HUNDREDS OF GIRDLE SPRINGS, INCLUDING ONES WITH EXTRA HYDRODYNAMIC RECOIL. DON'T ASSUme.
This is basically how Ork technology works in Warhammer.
I was so interested in the product, until at the end, when I realized I didn't understand a single word.
Apart from everything else about this spiel I love the way he fleetingly points to some vague area of the diagram as if to illuminate what he's saying at that moment!
Great observation! LOL!!!
It’s a drawing of a transmission for a car/truck.
Well if he didn't point to what he was talking about in this video, I think he might would have lost me. I'm glad he was able to point it out so I could understand what he was talking about.
@@somenygaard It revolutionised hybrid cars.
Can I take a moment and vote to put this guys voice into the all time awesome voice hall of fame? My goodness, it's absolute perfection! I swear this guy did voice over for every tech film in the 60s and 70s. I could listen to him all day!
Thats Bud Haggart. He probably did do every video you watched.
Had lost this for years. Got it back
"It's not cheap, but I'm sure the government will buy it." LOL
If it's for the military, yes
If it's for the any other department, hell no
@@OtakuboyT The irony is that the military is the largest bottomless black hole slush fund in the whole US government.
Just remember, when someone says, “The government will pay for it”, that’s YOU. And your Congressman, Senator and Representative, voted for it.
@@markw208 It’s not though. If income tax was abolished companies would simply reduce wages by the amount that used to go to the government. So *your* money would now enrich your employer and there would be no-one obliged to provide services in the public good.
“So anyway I started blasting “
This is useless.
I mean, without the reciprocating dingle arm.
dingle arm or ding alarm?
Get with the times. Totally unnecessary with the advent of the semi-oscillating transisalator when you draw power from the moisture levening adjourner arm.
It's not cheap but I'm sure the government will buy it.
Of course a Confusalating Adjuster Module could solve the issue of Gastric Engine Bypass lag in the quad region of the buscadarn.
Hahaha dude that's funny
For the first 30 seconds, I was certain that I was just lacking knowledge of this field. 10 minutes later, the laughing has finally stopped, the tears have been wiped from my eyes, and I can finally see again.
Thank you to everyone who put this masterpiece together and thank you to the engineers who brought us modern encabulation technology without which we would be left in the dark as to the process of microinducive capacitance in polyphasic scantification.
I like how he said "consisted simply of" followed by the most complicated collection of words known to the English language.
This dudes voice is amazing. You just don't hear voices like this any more. Oh to hear an American scientist say things like side-fumbling, amulite and drawn reciprocation dingle-arm to reduce soinosoidal replaneration. Bliss.
+Andrew Coyle The tube microphones of the time gave the voice a characteristic that adds to the "official" ambiance.
+Pho Tog I suspect smoking had something to do with it as well, with voices the way back through the "noir" movies.
+AtADesk Not this guy. He was never a smoker.
I know everyone is insane here, but is this true?
of course, turbo encabulators are integral even to modern science today, although most engineers today use the much more efficient micro encabulators.
I love how he says "Basically" at the start. Hehe
Well, this was the basic version of explaining it.
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He says it almost 30 seconds in.....not really the ‘start’. You really need a reciprocation dingle arm to reduce your sinusoidal depleneration.
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Oh, I get it now. It's all so simple with this guy explaining it. I can finally get my old encabulator out of the shed and get it working. Thank you Mr Haggert, you're a genius.
Bud Haggart is a legend. After a day of filming actual automotive training films, they convinced him to make this.
To everyone saying this guy sounds like every auto training film guy you've heard, it's probably because he actually was the guy in all of them.
haha interesting
When you're young, you watch cartoons; when you're an adult, you watch this, and laugh more.
Side Fumbling is Adherence to Marsal Veins Vented to the Trimmie Pipe
then at age 30 you stop pretending to be an intellectual and go back to cartoons
Give the original Winnebago Man clip a try, just for the fern and the dock of it.
Pretty sure i've seen chunks and pieces of this incorpoated into Looney Tunes cartoons a few times. And a couple of bad Star Trek episodes.
@@Martykun36I just found a stack of comic strip books, like B.C., The Lockhorns and Andy Capp era, at my local thrift store and have been laughing my tail off in the bathroom for weeks.
The history and perfection of mumbo-jumbo. He must know what he's talking about, even if we don't, cause he wears a lab coat.
That's the only thing I don't like about this guy. He basically invented the "stereotype" that if you wear a lab coat you're smart. #BillNyeNotReallyAScienceGuy #TheSlowMoGuys #PaidActors
"Mumbo? Perhaps. Jumbo? Perhaps not"
Fauci must’ve taken a cue from him!
@@nicolem.1028fauci isn’t this smart 😉
Buzzwords: the Musical.
I was ticking boxes in my head for 'that makes no sense but sounds technical' until the line about government expenses..
Clearly, this man is a top-tier consultant. The laughter at the end just proves it, as any consultant worth the price would be laughing at the incoming payday from clueless clients..
Anyone born after this has no idea the horrors that side fumbling wrought upon this earth. Amazing work, should’ve won the Nobel for this.
Love him or hate him, he's spitting straight facts.
He could be completely wrong and I would have no idea
He could have done a mic drop at the end and been the pioneer of that.
And straight faces!
tux why do i see you everywhere
@@jensl5956 because we have many of the same interests
ill give him credit- there are Actors with MASSIVE pricetags who COULDNT keep a straight face- he knocked it outta the park!
It's the most interesting to me that Bud lived to the age of 96 in 2021. What an absolute legacy.
Dave, I salute you. As a voice actor with many years of experience voicing instructional and sales programming - even industrial U.V. cured polymer chemistry on laser disks! - I truly appreciate you bringing us this classic. Your legacy is secured!
Sorry, I must be losing my eyesight, is this actually Barney's VA?? This is honestly insane to me that I'd see him comment here of all places...
I'm not sure what's more surprising. Finding him or seeing a video on Kim Il Sung by him.
@@mokonono5903 Sorry, Barney isn't here right now. This is my comment, and I made the Kim video. :D
Man if I had a dime for every time I side fumbled my lunar waneshaft, I would have dimes.
I do every day.
I'm still struggling to get my dingle arm working properly.
slidey1000 is.. is that a joke about erectile dysfunction?
I would have N dimes, where N is the number of times I'd fumbled my lunar waneshaft.
that's because of the 6 hydrocoptic marzel veins that effectively prevent side fumbling of the lunar waneshaft. don't get me started on front or back fumbling, that's a whole different problem
I didn't realise they'd been able to effectively prevent side-fumbling? The world we live in!
I had no idea the "Rockwell Retro Encabulator" was based on this lol amazing
so distant, yet the laughter feels so close to our times...
Sorry to report that Side Fumbling has in no way been eliminated.
The reciprocoidal dingle arm was defective, and couldn't properly perform the sinusoidal action.
That's because they fucked up and used lunar wane shafts. Even a first year engineering student knows that lunar wane shafts are designed to counter transverse mishandling and thus are totally unsuited to account for side fumbling.
And rear rattle
@@mysticwine Oh boy, more encabulator know-it-alls who think they know everything from amulite to waneshafts. Listen, he didn't say "eliminated" he said "effectively prevented," and if you look at historical stats for encabulator usage at the time, it backs this up. In terms of fumbles per mega-rotations, the rate has dropped continuously ever since the introduction of the new-model waneshaft fittings. It's not their fault that the eudaibaric and paraagatonic tech industries increasingly require incredibly fast and not just forescent but even quaramblic skor motion far beyond the long-term safe endomatic capabilities of most earlier, less costly encabulators. THAT'S why we keep seeing so many side-fumbling related marzel-vane decouplings and similar accidents. It's NOT because of some conspiracy to pretend side-fumbling was pefectly fixed. Dumbasses.
@@BirdieRumia I'm intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your CZcams channel.
I just changed my blinker fluid and replaced my muffler bearings yesterday and now youtube recommended this video. 😂
Me too 😂
You, Sir are good to go.
If you'll buy a naturally aspirated turbo encabulator, install it in your car, put the transmission in 2nd gear and run the engine RPMs up to 4,700, you'll go back to the future! 😂
If you haven’t changed your piston return springs, you should detonate your car with a bazooka just to be sure.
Well you must look up Piston return springs, Diesel engine spark plugs and doormat alignment. These are common methods of ensuring your car lasts longer. People these days just don't know how to look after their vehicles.
We record highly technical audio tutorials all the time, and this video always comes to mind. Anyone who does this kind of work understands the point of this brilliant clip. Thank you for posting it so that all can enjoy it!
Engineerspeak is truth.
Adam Savage brought me here, and I was not disappointed.
What my mom hears when I explain how to switch HDMI source on the TV.
LMAO, dude! Seriously, I got tears in my eyes because my mom's EXACTLY the same way. Thanks for the laugh. I'm sharing your comment with both of my sisters.
If only they hadn't made HDMI complicated on purpose...
LOL
"You know, my son fixes TVs now"
For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo-encabulator. Now basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it's produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance. The original machine had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fam. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the "up" end of the grammeters. The turbo-encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of novertrunnions. Moreover, whenever a forescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal repleneration. It's not cheap, but I'm sure the government will buy it.
I have spent the last 9 minutes, trying to figure out why the hell you felt the need to type out this guys bs? Did you stop and restart a few times? WHY?
You sir are a man of greatness. Thank you for this
Thank you.
THANK YOU!
Ditto.....
I laugh every time I watch these precious gems. Here's to the girdle spring!
I’d seen the Rockwell variation years ago, but it wasn’t until tonight that I learned the history and about the other versions. Fantastic to see where it started in video!
i was looking for the other one and found this, thanks for dropping the rockwell name. That one has an even cheesier excited corporate vibe.
You can't even get parts for the darn thing anymore. But I've found that if you don't mind minimal frequency interactivance, you can do without the Panametric Fam.
China bought the rights to them...now they are cheaply made, fail within a month, and cause cancer...so sad...
I found one on EBay 😎
you can substitute many of the components for common off-the-shelf stuff you can find in your local home depot and/or freezer store. For example, a dingle arm can be simulated using four anglepoise lamps and a medium chicken - don't forget to remove the giblets though or they'll end up clogging the tremie pipes and jamming up the stator bearing.
I can still get one part for it. The rubber dust boot for the reciprocation arm. Problem is they're over $2 each and have to be replaced every time you service it. Some need replacing every hour. I've heard horror stories of them popping in under 5 minutes.
Not that i'd know or anything....
I mean, not on the white market...
"Yo, I need my grammeters synchronized to the non-reversible gertle spikes on the up-ends of the grammy."
"I got you, panametric fam."
He's got such an air of authority in his voice, I'd almost believe anything he said! LOL
When a smart guy in a sci-fi movie explains how his invention will save the world
These are precisely the conversations I imagine are going on in NASA or SpaceX
Sad part is this is just an old transmission for a car lol
@@JK-tu1xx that's just what the diagram is, the Turboencabulator idea itself has always been a gag. I think it was started by a Chrysler engineer but I don't remember.
I work at CCAFBS with the space x, nasa and Boeing guys and gals. I’m no rocket scientist I just work out there with my food truck but I’ve heard them talk about stuff and pretty much sounds like this to me. They are super nice and really awkward. Some are super professional looking and some goofy that wear shirts that say something like “yea it is” meaning when someone says it’s not rocket science they have that shirt. I’ll ask what they’re working on and they’ll usually way under explain it but amongst themselves it sounds like jibberish
Was listening to a speech by a Nasa Scientist one time, he was talking to us about a Nasa funded weather balloon competition among colleges for research we were competing in and his motto was: "if you aren't using duct tape, you're doing it wrong" so it goes to show they're just like us.
Nathan Bame hey duct tape saved Apollo 13. Crazy to think that’s one of the things they took to the moon and on every mission
Notice how he kept a 'straight face' during his delivery?? He's GOOD!
I'm particularly fond of the history provided in the description. Thank you for supplying us with the real story on this little masterpiece! Sure must've been a fun time in Detroit back then...well, prior to the late 60s anyway
His speaking skill is remarkable. To not crack up while saying those things takes power. I don't know if I'd make it through. Thank you "Sperrving"!
thank god for them 6 hydro-coptic marsel veins, because that side fumbling was pissing me off!
Bud Haggert, may he rest in peace, totally kills it. That guy could have sold sulfur in Hell.
A true National Treasure.
It's funny, that was back in the day before they realized they could simply use the Higgs Bosonic particle indentrificationizer to quantify the quantum particulates to achieve the desired efficiency quark angles into the ever elusive semi-symmetrical dark matter encapsulated graphene carbon nanotubular phase charged diode enabled Googol-Plex!! Don't even get me started from when the neutrino-isolationating pulsarsyndrominated gravity waveform V-angular isotopes would suppress the micromated & crushed thalliumized green isotopiated slow burn sequences!
a true slice of Rolled Gold. This video is so epic it literally wins the internet.
LITERALLY
dingle arm dingle arm dingle arm!!!!!
I'm so glad engineers have finally been able to prevent side fumbling with the new lunar wane shaft.
Scientists in half-life be like:
DARGH
STAHP
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
-HELLO, GORDON!
They are waiting for you. In the test chamber.
Still Brilliant! - 20 years in school, college, university and I still believe him!
Big props for going through this script without flubbing anything
Wow...this is so old. Nobody uses lunar wane shafts anymore...gyroscopically reciprocating low-influx shafts are so much more efficient, especially when paired with hydrogravitational parabolic carpel struts (preferably the 1.21-gigawatt type) in order to prevent loss of inverse static torsion in the flux capacitor through excessive tachyon vibrations.
Hunter Herzfeld ikr
Hunter Herzfeld that’s what I thought too😂
Low influx shafts always fail to accurately calibrate the cardinal grammeters. Either use a linear waneshaft or a semi-vertical high flux nova shaft. It calibrates the grammeters to the thousandth of a joule and is far more compatibal with both reciprocating and no-reciprocating dingle arms.
Lmfao
@@freshdarkdreams4810
Obviously you've never seen what happens when a high flux nova shaft comes out of phase with the distortion carrier. Catastrophic failure is inevitable and results in a scrapped gyratic disruption module.
This is great! I was talking about reducing the sinusoidal repleneration I've been experiencing.
The sinusoidal repleneration is OK now, but I'm still having problems with side-fumbling.
Jeff Irwin, side fumbling is a bitch. Your marsal vanes are hydrocoptic right? You never can be too sure.
That's what dingle arm for, otherwise the planetary sinusoidal repleneration is unbearable
Because you forgot to re-adjust your ambafasciant lunar wane shaft. It is critical to keep that thrust-endplay within tolerance to avoid any side fumbling
FINALLY a video where someone explains it all CLEARLY !!!
Moly Dee. You guys know who I’m talking about!
Adam Savage!
This should be shown to all older children and pre teens. Don’t say a word, afterwards simply state he was making the whole thing up as he went
Or, tell them this is what they have to learn to graduate from school :p
The Truth ha!
Thanks god I stumbled across this. My cardinal grammeter has been out of synch for weeks now.
+tomgnyc You just have to refit the flux capacitor, then it'll be up and running again!
That's because it got disenfumbelled by the reostatiscope tripping on the Fritzenaires
It needed a gizmofreeny to run interference for the poodle pin to slide home.
Let me guess, sidefumbling?
I forget this video exists and then randomly I remember and watch it every couple years. It's absolutely fantastic
OMG! So wonderful to find this. I had no idea that the newer version I’ve watched several times is actually a cover version of this original! Brilliant.
This is so great. I cannot imagine how (at this writing) 175 people gave a thumb's down. Their modial interaction of magneto reluctance must have been awry.
The small number of downvotes on even the best video are due to people hitting the wrong button by mistake, or cats walking across keyboards.🙂
When I try to explain cars to non-car people.
It could be worse. You could be a quantum physicist.
Ima SuperPerson I can explain that pretty well for a non physicist, I'd do that better if I was a quantum physicist. But yeah, that's worse :P
Jacinth Gudetti
- Then please explain quantum entanglement to me. lol Personally, I think it's a load of poo, and Einstein agrees with me. Except he's dead. So getting him to back me up is a little difficult now. LOL Cheers.
Ima SuperPerson Yeah, that's why I said for a non quantum physicist XD Now I'm not sure that I'm good with that either, I just have a knack for explaining things to others I guess
I am not a car person and you are 100% correct.
I would like to thank this fellow, for explaining so clearly the advantages of the turbo incabulator. The meticulous care with which he executed and articulated his finally formulated machinations in extricating us from this potentially devastating dilemma.
Cheshire, England.
He nailed it. I've been working with encabulator's since the late 60's and that said I even get confused with the various nomenclature utilized to describe the product in all it's glory. I'd of been on the floor dying laughing.
"I'm not a scientist, but I play one in technical films."
@Dehydrated Water Bill Nye never claimed to be a scientist.
It's called Bill Nye the science guy, not Bill Nye the scientist. Idk why people fuss over that.
@@Model_BT-7274 He is a scientist though. People always point out he is an engineer because of his degree which is about as ignorant as you can get, because engineers learn the scientific method and are qualified to be scientists, now that alone doesn't make them scientists but if you make a career more out of science than engineering it absolutely does. A research scientist is a different thing, but he's certainly qualified to pool their results together and communicate them.
Buckethead needs to make an album entitled Turbo Encabulator with song titles like _side-fumbling,_ _amulite_ and _soinosoidal replaneration._ I would fund this to the tune of fifty dollars on Kickstarter.
50 dollars? Well, it's not cheap but I'm sure the government will buy it.
I'd buy that for two dollars! heheh
I've heard rumours that "Turbo Encabulator" is the title of one of the unused songs we'll finally get to hear when that long-awaited deluxe reissue of Behold, The Arctopus' "Nanonucleonic Cyborg Summoning" comes out this fall!
I can imagine engineers loving this. I'n no engineer but I loved the term "magneto reluctance" - that could apply to some people I know.
The part that makes this pure genius is the fact that so many of the terms used are actual technical terms, although used in completely the wrong context. It really does make it seem like he's actually discussing a real thing and lends credibility to the made up terms... well done!
Finally, a website that clearly explains the Turbo Encabulator. Other instructional websites just make the Encabulator seem so complicated.
I would like to congratulate you Dave for your role and witness of the single best delivery of this performance. Bud's comedic presence and appearance cannot be topped.
Glad to see they leveraged magneto reluctance in the design. Smart group of engineers!!
I can imagine such a presentation being made to politicians, and them all agreeing to fund its further development rather than admit they have no idea what it actually is.
Yes yes yes…
I laugh so much I have to pause the video every few seconds to let it sink in. That is a truly masterful performance.
I'm a transmission engineer and I have come across this kind of transmission and I can tell you the fucking manual sounds just like what he's saying so I just look at the picture and build it like lego lol
So when you knock the amulite with a hammer what does it sound like?
I'm a retired Ford Line Tech, and this sounds exactly like the psychobabble of diagnostics on early EEC 3 Systems!!!
sounds like a getrag v170
Don't forget the dingle arm
I don't know where we'd be without those drawn reciprocation dingle arm's
Hats off and slow clap for the creative writing involved to make this video possible.
Just to help anyone who doesn't understand this and to simplify. I'd like to add that any magneto output under 14 quarvoids is immediately detract-able under the inverse stealth springs, this would link side-fumbling to a reactive logarithmic withholding of the belly-famultor and the end pins in the leaf-engurmulon. Thus causing the dingle arm to limp-shaft and the output to flim- flap. Basically the overpolarization is prevented by the seperate windings of the foscatulan wired in series with an under-bremulation of the fifth and seventh marzal vanes (not just the seventh) The phase pin firing time has to be bypassed by under-grammelling the coil windings in the squim-meter and over-bearing the noids. In a case like this anything under a reading of 16 parvuels will loosen the dingle arm and create more side-fumbling, and nobody wants that!
+jimmypinch Er I think you'll find "parvuels" has 2 l's
+jimmypinch thanks! Was a little behind for my exam, but this took care of that.
no problem, it's a pleasure
Yep that clears it up a lot! Tnx!
I said enough of nonsense. please go to sleep. Shall I sing you a lullaby? Brentic orkitometers cost heaven and earth these days. So, uncaprocolate! Understood it?
such an awesome story behind this !
whats the story behind it?
When you find people you follow in random comments *waves*
Never again will we have to fear of premature buzzle-valve failure
@@jaw3964 Have a read of the video description.
@@jaw3964 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator
As a wannabe inventor (and mad scientist) this is inspiring me to give all my designs silly names in the hopes that eventually other people will have to say them with a serious face
I went to car school in the seventies and heard this guy's voice a hundred times. Those films could make the explanation of how to set a land mine into a very understandable but meaningless task. Contrubulous passion conformations.
Instructions unclear : my side-fumbling is gone but I now have forward wobbling.
what
That's almost always the result of a bad connection to, or flaw in, the cardinal gram-meter. I recommend you check your encabulator for excessive sinusoidal recogitation events, which you can usually diagnose from excessive churring and post-mature marzel-vane deployment. If you see any of that, a simple gram-reset and de-argoning of the connector heads should solve everything. If it doesn't, your gram-meter's spuckered and probably needs to be tossed.
@@BirdieRumia makes sense. I'll grab my dynamometric oscilloscope and see if I can dewobble with the correct amount of newton-volts.
you need to trim your linear wave function glarklefaust into a sinusoidal bead oscillation using a paperclip and a roll of duct tape to hold the grammetrometric collimator in place.
This is a classic....never to be imitated by amateurs. Thank you !
I tried to learn this (because “why not”), and my god it’s not just hard to remember, it’s hard to say.
This guy is a genius and it’s easy to see why he was in demand.
So just as a bit of advice, you have to remember stuff like this in chunks. The folks who memorize pi to a thousand digits break it up into smaller bits, and the same thing goes for actors memorizing lines, and musicians memorizing compositions. Just get the first 15 seconds down. Then the next 15. Then recite them one after the other. Your brain will store these in different "folders". You open one folder, then move on to the next.
Trying to hold it all as one chunk is possible, but only for very few people. But anyone can do it with the right technique.
@Benson you could hear the relief in his voice when he got to dingle arm at the end. A rare talent for keeping a straight face
Been watching this for decades and laugh every time 😆
0:36 "capacitive duractance". That's some dangerous shit.
I am so glad that they started using unobtanium plates and mass effect fields to direct the Minovsky particles, it makes the encabulator so much more efficient!
The reason this one is the best, is that this guy truly comes off as someone you would really see in some kind of advanced engineering lab. He has that sort of Jewish or possibly northern Indian type appearance that so many scientists seem to often have.
Bud light presents ....real men of genius ... today we salute you ... Mister turbo encabulator explainer !
that the entire film crew didn't crack up until the very end kills me. LOL
"It's not cheap, but I'm sure the government will buy it."
Don't give them ideas bro.
There are bureaucratic types who, if they had seen this back in the 70s, would have instantly added it to their budget as a line item despite not having the remotest idea what it was.
I've heard from several sources that if you add an image of a complex equation to a scientific paper, you automatically have a much higher chance to get published. That is no matter if the equation even makes mathematical sense or even is relevant to the subject at all. The mere visible complexity makes it look more true than papers without meaningless equations.
And having read books like Nuking The Moon. It doesn't surprise me that most whacky ideas get funded more or less solely because noone bothered to question it.
Government official "We can't loose money on this! buy in bulk!"
This guy deserves an award for getting through that without cracking up.
They look just like flashlights now and mass production means every frustrated young man can afford one! Run get yours today, Jimmy!!
This is a classic. Thank you for posting it. It has been giving me laughs "on and off" for years. It is droll, and on the level of great humorists like the Monty Pythoners and Larry David.
And thus is described my understanding of the world around me.
Brilliant Dave and Bud -- thank you for sharing. Heard about the Encabulator through General Electric, then found your video. Fabulous writing and superb delivery. Missed half of it the first time from laughing. Blessings ... 😄
My brother is a mechanic for a NASCAR team and I shown this video to him, he laughed so hard, which made me laugh then the microwave beeped which him and I BOTH SHOT the microwave, we then looked at each other in shock....and proceeded to laugh again. It was crazy!