My grandma told me this joke, Minnie and Mickey were in a court room filing for divorce and the judge asked Mickey, so you want a divorce because you say "your wife is crazy"? Mickey said, no I never said she was crazy, I said I want a divorce because she's fucking goofy. Merry Christmas ❤️
I'd tell you the joke of Mrs Claus getting cheated on, but that was to be expected when she's married to a man who visits over a billion women in one night.
There were these two brothers who woke up on christmas morning and sorted their gifts. One brother got a ps5, candy, controllers, Black Ops Cold War, and much more. The other brother only got a used tennis ball. One brother says to the other, "Hah look at all my gifts and all you got was a shitty tennis ball! You must be feeling jealous right?" The other brother responded, "Nah, at least i didnt get cancer"
6:20 For anyone who couldn't tell what he said in the punchline, it was something along the lines of "Because a lot of kids will come into church, and there's enough white egg nog to go around"
Actually funny you said that you don’t think anyone that Google is writing these jokes actually talked to the CEO of google Sundar Pichai and he said there is a team of writers that actually read the jokes at Google so you’re wrong there
My grandma told me this joke,
Minnie and Mickey were in a court room filing for divorce and the judge asked Mickey, so you want a divorce because you say "your wife is crazy"?
Mickey said, no I never said she was crazy, I said I want a divorce because she's fucking goofy.
Merry Christmas ❤️
Bro lmao
Bro shit got me chuckling
Bruh I’m dead
Lol
@Gibson Lionel you got to be dumb as fuck
CZcams: Swiftor how many strikes do you want
Swiftor: yes
That Chinese joke was on point 👌 (Chinese here btw)
I was rolling with that one. Great sense of humor bro 👍🏼
“Chinese here btw”-👨🏼💻
@@supr3me_jxy497 I was gonna do that😂😂
I really liked that one Christmas joke
yooo i haven’t seen this man in agessss i forgot abt him his bo2 vids were legendary
Yes no limit back let’s go
Time to hear funny jokes hopefully
Try this one I find it hilarious.
Where did Akito go during the Hiroshima Bombing?
I don't know he just vanished
Merry Christmas you absolute legend. Love your videos. There is just something so good about them!
Merry Christmas @Swiftor! 2020 Has been such a great year! Loved all the times we played.
An emo and a feather are falling from a tree which hits the ground first?
Answer: The feather because the emo is caught by a rope
i had to hold back so much laughter watching this cause i was in a library
I'd tell you the joke of Mrs Claus getting cheated on, but that was to be expected when she's married to a man who visits over a billion women in one night.
i wait for these the most
Merry Christmas Swift - hope you have a good one with your full family
We love you Swiftor have a good Christmas 🎄 and stay safe!
Swift: hope you, Violet, and Candy have a Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas to you as well!
The Christmas tree joke was hilarious 😂
Could you explain it to me
marry christmas bald man ‼️
All these guys are in the naughty list 😂
Lmao I agree and I know one of the guys on here
It’s adorable he was nervous lol
I just got cold war for Christmas I so happy I can play the game now
Same, got Deluxe edition!
It’s awful
@@Beylabx its the best cod since bo2
@Luan RITSCHNY mw19 was terrible, multipler was the worst thing ever, only good thing was warzrone.
Happy Christmas Swiftor !
The tree joke lmaoo
Merry Christmas swift and everyone else too
Lmaooo that like 12 year old is like what about Santa not catching the joke 😂😂😂😂
The Jesus joke should of ended all streams idc that’s number 1 😂 but wtf
Why
lol it was funny
Real funny disrespecting people’s religion:(
@@chba5569 as a Christian it's pretty funny
@@chba5569 if you are so sensitive why did you watch this video
4:03 wasnt even a joke but had me laughing out loud haha
Clicked this within a heartbeat
There were these two brothers who woke up on christmas morning and sorted their gifts. One brother got a ps5, candy, controllers, Black Ops Cold War, and much more. The other brother only got a used tennis ball. One brother says to the other, "Hah look at all my gifts and all you got was a shitty tennis ball! You must be feeling jealous right?" The other brother responded, "Nah, at least i didnt get cancer"
Merry Christmas to you Candy and Violet
This was a good idea for a video 👏
Merry Christmas Swift 🎁🎄
Its the crickets for me
Merry Christmas been a while man
Love that Chinese kids joke
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas 🎄🎁 💯
6:20 For anyone who couldn't tell what he said in the punchline, it was something along the lines of
"Because a lot of kids will come into church, and there's enough white egg nog to go around"
Also, love u bro!!!
Merry Christmas 🎄🎄🎄🎄
merry Christmas:)
Fuck yeah the homie back with another video
Ion watch you in a good lil minute been missing out
Liams had a little too much to drink
MERRY CHRISTMAS SWIFT! 🌲
Fuck x
MERRY CHRISTMAS SWIFT !!!!! 👈🎅 👉
merry Christmas
have a good day everyone , you too swift.
You as well, stay high :)
Merry Christmas everyone in swift
MERRY Christmas
Merry Christmas. Stay safe
No limit 🎅
Finalllllyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: merry Christmas
Swift: happy Christmas
Merry new year to you too
Went back to watch through these and I noticed some of the best episodes aren't up :(
HELLO HAPPY CHRISTMAS!
No limit jokes have become a bit.... Limited.... Lol...
Bro this one has sucked
I think i understand the second one
Round one was only 4 players? But there was a fully lobby that got skipped?
Happy Holidays everyone....
Merry Christmas 😞🥺😢
Could we get some Cold War border patrol?
What did he saw was the person the wanted a moaner
Can I join these if I’m on Xbox one?
Joke: how did woody know bo peep was cheating?
When he walked into the house she said "he has got a friend in me"
You should play Simon says with everyone that would be funny,or have you
Its marry Christmas
Only single guys wouldn't understand that one kid
What’s the difference between Hanukkah and Christmas? The candles determined who got sent to camp
Am getting cold war today am happy
How have you enjoyed it I got it for Christmas but already know what happens for the campaign
Wow I'm early welp merry christmas
Does swiftor respond to his fans🤔🤔🤔
Can someone explain the laptop joke.
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
Bro TeaAllen I have a turkey in the oven then you make that joke hopefully it won’t come out creamy 🤢
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for anything that happens to any turkeys before, during, or after the cooking process!
I like my women like I make coffee. I fill 'em full of cream.
What did everyone get at the end?
Bullets
What you get if you cross a white person and a duck
A Quacker
Idk I just made this up probably used before
Hi
Remember when swiftor did fortnite content
My first time having sex was like my first time ridding a bike. My dad was holding me from behind
early👍 merry christmas
If I just said sexual harassment would that be ok?
Does he respond😱 ❤️
when he screws up the thumbnail, yes
12:57 pause
Actually funny you said that you don’t think anyone that Google is writing these jokes actually talked to the CEO of google Sundar Pichai and he said there is a team of writers that actually read the jokes at Google so you’re wrong there
mcoolman needs to cool down with the reactions
haha, it definitely works for some jokes
100th 💯 like
Christmas not Xmas
Jokes on anti social. Christmas was "invited" by the pagans. Also known as Vikings. Not Christians
lol
I’m antisocial
First lmao
1st
First
First one here?
first
first comment
Merry Christmas
Time to hear funny jokes hopefully
AHAHAH
Hi