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  • čas přidán 14. 08. 2024
  • On this week's episode of #BroadTopix hosts Kim Congdon & Alex Scarlato welcome Comedian Mark Normand to the show to have VERY open discussion with Mark about how to get laid! What turns a girl OFF, do women REALLY fall in love so fast, how to avoid getting "the ick" and so much more on this ALL NEW episode of #BroadTopixPodcast!
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Komentáře • 324

  • @smutleybutcher
    @smutleybutcher Před 2 lety +215

    Normand will be remembered as one of the best comics of his generation.

    • @andycast_com
      @andycast_com Před 2 lety +11

      I gotta agree! This guy is too likeable first off, then has some off-the-cuff material that burns down the place! On top of that he's a great comedy writer and stand-up. Currently my favorite out there in 2022. And has been for a few years now.

    • @j.r09160
      @j.r09160 Před 2 lety +16

      That's kevin hart

    • @jacobrouton7709
      @jacobrouton7709 Před 2 lety +12

      @@andycast_com He can also queef on command. A truly talented gay.

    • @edgarmike7519
      @edgarmike7519 Před 2 lety

      @@andycast_com agree except I like Theo a touch more.both undeniably great !

    • @zacharylala5566
      @zacharylala5566 Před 2 lety

      Ohhh yeah. Top shelf top notch top tier , 10/10 phenomenal, love every second of em

  • @ryud0
    @ryud0 Před 2 lety +146

    If a girl gets the ick from you and breaks up with you out of nowhere. Just look her dead in the face and say ok. And walk away. Never contact her again and i promise you within 2 weeks you'll hear back from her. Nothing drives a woman more insane than not knowing if she had the upper hand in the relationship.

    • @todd.howard
      @todd.howard Před 2 lety +30

      This is always true. The 80s movie trope of standing outside your ex’s window with a boom box is dead. Any hint of desperation dries women up like crazy

    • @mitchswish21
      @mitchswish21 Před 2 lety +1

      And if anal wanst previously in the building......it had now entered !

    • @Dripdroptop
      @Dripdroptop Před 2 lety +15

      Listening to them talk about the ick makes them sound so pathetic.
      When a girl breaks it off with me, I would never chase. This whole ick thing just really helps justify it all now.

    • @Joseph-uj9oe
      @Joseph-uj9oe Před 2 lety

      this is the most true thing ever written

    • @joeblow6669
      @joeblow6669 Před 2 lety +1

      -she comes back to you with 2 weeks' worth of another dudes ick inside of her.
      no thanks

  • @andrewwilson8374
    @andrewwilson8374 Před 2 lety +200

    Thank you ladies for completely validating the minefield us guys have to weave our way through.

    • @briccs3830
      @briccs3830 Před 2 lety +10

      Yeah not gonna lie, it was refreshing

    • @billyghostal
      @billyghostal Před 2 lety +10

      Jerry Minefeld.

    • @egusisoup1826
      @egusisoup1826 Před 2 lety +2

      We will stand for the dismissive lies NO LONGER. Men, be nice to your girl, curb stomp other women. Your welcome

    • @6GorillaBiscuits
      @6GorillaBiscuits Před 2 lety +6

      It’s only a mine field if you talk to damaged women

    • @billyghostal
      @billyghostal Před 2 lety +2

      @@6GorillaBiscuits or are, yourself, damaged. Andy might just need a mirror.

  • @lostsoul2184
    @lostsoul2184 Před 2 lety +18

    Mark be blazin all the podcast scene as he goes through all of them one by one bringin numbers to the game all over the comedy map

  • @TroyPSPodcast
    @TroyPSPodcast Před 2 lety +34

    I like that Mark on accident was like "Yuh gals gotta push it to an hour"

    • @justthedecoy4687
      @justthedecoy4687 Před 2 lety +9

      When you run podcast marathons, this seems like a sprint

    • @j.r09160
      @j.r09160 Před 2 lety +2

      Mark? That's kevin hart

  • @SaVVySoSSa
    @SaVVySoSSa Před 2 lety +36

    I love mark Normand 🤣 he's just confused the whole time

  • @MultiLelde
    @MultiLelde Před 2 lety +9

    I just found this podcast and as someone who went to a black university, i never would have expected anyone to mention Ques. That description was pretty spot on, which made it funnier.

  • @TomTomLo1
    @TomTomLo1 Před 2 lety +15

    This psycology is exhausting. I'm just going to ignore it. If a girl is into me then cool. If not, IDGAF.

  • @geoffreychippersongiraffe5695

    Alex's art teacher vibe is incredible.

  • @mindfulnessnow3094
    @mindfulnessnow3094 Před 2 lety +19

    This podcast proves a point that keeps making more and more sense nowadays, if you wanna understand women, don't ask them, don't ever listen to what they say, instead watch what they do, women don't even understand each other.
    Breaking up with a guy after 7 months of relationship because he had "loud foot steps' ? Really ? i'mma walk like a f**** ninja now.

  • @tyler-pg6lm
    @tyler-pg6lm Před 2 lety +12

    For every single thing women say is true, they also both agree that the opposite can also be true sometimes… like every single topic is that way, yet they always feel certain about how they feel

  • @j.r09160
    @j.r09160 Před 2 lety +30

    Kevin hart is glowing damn what a handsome man

    • @ole_limberlegs
      @ole_limberlegs Před 2 lety +1

      ,

    • @wes7949
      @wes7949 Před 2 lety +1

      I'd love to see Kev in a major motion picture. Kids really blowing up

    • @j.r09160
      @j.r09160 Před 2 lety +1

      @@wes7949 black dont crack

    • @wes7949
      @wes7949 Před 2 lety

      @@j.r09160 I know blacks who do crack tho

  • @niekohshine521
    @niekohshine521 Před 2 lety +22

    You can learn more observing women than listening to them.

  • @altfiwithleighlommen310
    @altfiwithleighlommen310 Před 2 lety +25

    Crazy. But I love how the women are able to articulate the "ick" factor. Men get this too, but are libido often can supersede this.

    • @benfisher.awesome
      @benfisher.awesome Před 2 lety +5

      Often?!?
      That must've been auto corrected from always.

    • @ShortyComps
      @ShortyComps Před 2 lety

      @@benfisher.awesome i was thinking *our

  • @vampirefox7
    @vampirefox7 Před 2 lety +8

    I normally only get on my exercise bike for 30 minutes but wanted to listen to the whole thing in one go so powered through. Very good episode

  • @one0one92
    @one0one92 Před 2 lety +10

    “THEY SHOULD’VE SAVED HER FOR GAP” 💀 🤣

  • @DesignRhythm
    @DesignRhythm Před 2 lety +5

    A chick who looks like Weird Al Yakovic talking about guy's giving her the "ick" is priceless.

    • @t1nma5k22
      @t1nma5k22 Před měsícem

      She's projecting clearly

  • @andrewmckay7638
    @andrewmckay7638 Před 2 lety +21

    Is "The ick" the female equivalent to male post nut clarity? 😂

    • @tsedubgyatso
      @tsedubgyatso Před 2 lety

      Ha!

    • @danfontaine8179
      @danfontaine8179 Před 2 lety

      Nah I think it’s more like if a girl has smelly vag or hairy pits or mouth breathes

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 Před 2 lety +2

      nah, it's just an innate feeling where a girl will be disgusted by you and will never want to have kids with you, they'll never look at you as a sexual being ever again.

    • @youtubedrifter5594
      @youtubedrifter5594 Před 2 lety

      Yes! That's exactly what it is.

  • @Cobhammar
    @Cobhammar Před 2 lety +9

    breaking up with somebody over loud footsteps is maybe the dumbest reason ive ever heard

    • @mindfulnessnow3094
      @mindfulnessnow3094 Před 2 lety

      I wish she had the slightest idea of how stupid she sounded...

    • @shiftycolon
      @shiftycolon Před rokem

      you've never been broken up with beacause you cheated on her.
      In her dream.

  • @AIWFNW
    @AIWFNW Před rokem +6

    Mark Normand and Kim Congdon are 2 of my favorite stand-up comedians

  • @suchangburagohain
    @suchangburagohain Před 2 lety +3

    man I love watching anything with Mark

  • @meatwad5022
    @meatwad5022 Před 2 lety +3

    Ahh learning about some of the mind games of women and some laughs along the way, gonna have to take some notes. Cool pod subbed!

  • @caricatureparty
    @caricatureparty Před 2 lety +3

    Mark Normand is a good listener.

  • @zachcotter-aschoff2727
    @zachcotter-aschoff2727 Před 2 lety +9

    My confidence continues to be shattered…

  • @bradthunderpants3283
    @bradthunderpants3283 Před 2 lety +8

    They posted this on my incel forum. Thanks for being like this women.

    • @aaron4583
      @aaron4583 Před 2 lety +9

      might be good to get off that forum

  • @automaticprophet8749
    @automaticprophet8749 Před 2 lety +4

    Yeahhhh Mark brought the numbers 🔥🔥🔥 dude is a legend , this was a good podcast tho 💯

  • @Ctpg93
    @Ctpg93 Před 2 lety +9

    Content for our boring lives

  • @ReenteringTheNewsCycle
    @ReenteringTheNewsCycle Před 2 lety +1

    You three need a podcast. Period.

  • @redsnflr
    @redsnflr Před 2 lety +8

    3:56 guys are "shallow" yet women need to paint their face to leave the house.

  • @raycongfs
    @raycongfs Před 2 lety +1

    Great pod! Normand brought me here!

  • @carlylenibley5966
    @carlylenibley5966 Před 2 lety +8

    The bar to be a hot comedian male or female is extremely low

  • @kilgoretrout321
    @kilgoretrout321 Před rokem +1

    It's actually kinda freeing to hear that women are illogical about their infatuations and rejections. I can just accept that the "ick" happened and get over it. And also, it reinforces to me the stereotype that women are quite affected by disgust. In my experience, some guys are like that (and it's pretty annoying), but I feel that women use it to judge others and validate their opinions. Again, this is a gender difference I can just accept. If it happens, I'll just shrug my shoulders and move on. It's great to know the differences and have them clarified because we truly are the same in almost every single way that matters, especially in terms of human rights and how the law should treat us, so knowing where we are different is awesome so that I can accept them and move on.

  • @briccs3830
    @briccs3830 Před 2 lety +3

    Another banger!

  • @joeblow6669
    @joeblow6669 Před 2 lety +5

    I wish I had friends

  • @solomonwolfe3131
    @solomonwolfe3131 Před 2 lety +1

    haha love how mark keeps it funny for a crazy dark topic lmao 6:40

  • @dame4084
    @dame4084 Před 2 lety +1

    What was with the weird cut at the intro when Kim passed it over to Alex? Lol was alex caught getting into the intro music and didn’t pay attention? Because if so I get it.. best podcast intro music ever!!

  • @illuminahde
    @illuminahde Před 2 lety +18

    I love when girls think they know what they want. It's cute.

    • @youtubedrifter5594
      @youtubedrifter5594 Před 2 lety +2

      yup!

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 Před rokem

      Girls always seem to think they know why they are attracted to a guy. Whenever I hear a girl go you dont know me, I know what I want. I'm like uhhhhh, when hundreds of people have told you differently, maybe you dont know yourself that well

    • @mrborat2493
      @mrborat2493 Před rokem +1

      Yeah, when they were describing how they liked a nice alpha male that treats them well but dismisses other women, they were just describing a man with high social status. Women are always analyzing men's status either consciously or unconsciously. It's not that the man doesn't let them have the control, it's that they will give him all the control if they feel like he has a lot of status. He doesn't even need to be alpha or nice or dismissive to other women.

  • @corydystopia
    @corydystopia Před 2 lety +10

    I wonder what the data is on Mark being on a podcast. Ive watched and listened to so many podcasts I never would have if I wasnt a mega queef for Mark.

  • @goldentheponyboy2400
    @goldentheponyboy2400 Před rokem

    Great Episode!!!👍👍👍👍👍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @drakeshotplays
    @drakeshotplays Před 11 měsíci

    Why does Kim mongdan remind me of The girl from Forespoken the main character 😂❤

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089 Před 2 lety

    Only non parents Connot fathom yelling at a little kid Marcus. Your day will come!!! COMEDY!!!

  • @ChunKeyPeach
    @ChunKeyPeach Před 2 lety

    First time listener, really enjoyed! New sub

  • @uncle_podcast5332
    @uncle_podcast5332 Před 2 lety +4

    Haha The brutal things Mark Normand could say without being unlikeable or mean is unbelievable is amazing! “”You can’t be mad how “we” are wired”” what a useful thing to put in the armory super useful. I think it’s the musicality how he say it. Everything he’s saying just get by like elevator music.

  • @1llusionzz
    @1llusionzz Před 2 lety

    I only watch this at 3am when I randomly wake up and cant sleep so i do dabs and listen to this idk why but its like the 8th time i look forward to it 🤣

  • @Fabian080690
    @Fabian080690 Před 2 lety +2

    Kim and Mark have chemistry

    • @j.r09160
      @j.r09160 Před 2 lety

      You mean kim and kevin hart

  • @Roysendough
    @Roysendough Před 2 lety +4

    He predicted her hitting the tree lol

  • @nickelpenny1
    @nickelpenny1 Před rokem

    Normand is a riot bro

  • @natebartley1814
    @natebartley1814 Před 2 lety

    This show is a delight, I didn’t know

  • @wc6046
    @wc6046 Před rokem

    I'd love to see the list of podcasts Mark has turned down

  • @randoH3000
    @randoH3000 Před 2 lety

    I love how mark just sat back in this one “Mmmmmm…..Oooooooooo…..here, here!”

  • @rumba6110
    @rumba6110 Před 2 lety +2

    Harrington is about to start tiptoeing around the house now 🥷

  • @skyluke9476
    @skyluke9476 Před rokem +1

    Did she find a way to compare not wanting to really have sex with her boyfriend to being a rape victim? Words are powerful

  • @joeblow6669
    @joeblow6669 Před 2 lety +2

    good moves Mark.
    I see you bro.

  • @MichaelTheChairman
    @MichaelTheChairman Před 2 lety

    Great episode! 👏

  • @stevenanguiano8069
    @stevenanguiano8069 Před 2 lety +1

    I could’ve listened to three hours of these three

  • @ole_limberlegs
    @ole_limberlegs Před 2 lety

    First time listener, first time commenter....

  • @MrMedicinalPurpose
    @MrMedicinalPurpose Před 2 lety +3

    Marks bed head is funnier than Kim

  • @maceroee
    @maceroee Před 2 lety +2

    Never thought about it... I have a lefty bed wetter!!!

  • @eduardoc8296
    @eduardoc8296 Před 2 lety

    Normand with the iconic herschel coachs jacket

  • @kforkunt2760
    @kforkunt2760 Před rokem

    I'll watch anything with Normand 👏👏👏👏

  • @teeple1877
    @teeple1877 Před 2 lety

    Hey! Just noticed this is the studio that Rogan did the pod with Artie Lange in.. 😆

  • @jay6065
    @jay6065 Před 2 lety +4

    Mark was willing to stay and talk for around an hour or more but these broads said no, that their good with 45 mins, bruh they get mark norman on their show and throw away a good opportunity, basicly staring a gift horse in the mouth.

    • @j.r09160
      @j.r09160 Před 2 lety +1

      This is Kevin hart you psycho

  • @Nitrotix1
    @Nitrotix1 Před 2 lety +1

    That's the rule for me, I don't want to have sex with most of my female friends for that same reason, but I also want to know the women I get in a relationship with beforehand.

  • @billsny9243
    @billsny9243 Před 2 lety

    this is the perfect Mark Mormand thumbnail

  • @reidgriffith8465
    @reidgriffith8465 Před rokem

    Mark Normand’s publicist is just like ‘Mark, go on every podcast ever’
    Plot Twist: He is his own publicist.

  • @mvaladez187
    @mvaladez187 Před 2 lety

    The R Kelly joke got me crying

  • @ianmackinlay8925
    @ianmackinlay8925 Před rokem +1

    I peed on a lot of kids… I am like R Kelly 😂 fs Mark Normand 😂

  • @SNNetwork
    @SNNetwork Před 2 lety +1

    Who the fuck feels like that on a whip it

  • @dopeinfertility
    @dopeinfertility Před 2 lety +4

    Alex gots total period energy here. Makes me feel like she's either got a great idea, or is about to get offended and yell at me. Intense.

  • @robsrxx
    @robsrxx Před 2 lety

    It was like a Goosebumps espisode.

  • @choforogabriel
    @choforogabriel Před 2 lety +1

    Holy.. I'm also left handed and wet the bed too lmao

  • @lostsoul2184
    @lostsoul2184 Před rokem

    Please do longer videos and alex please talk more

  • @novarem9828
    @novarem9828 Před 2 lety +7

    To think they let these people vote

    • @mindfulnessnow3094
      @mindfulnessnow3094 Před 2 lety

      I didn't vote for him because his steps are too loud, that's disgusting.
      ...

  • @j.r09160
    @j.r09160 Před 2 lety +2

    This episode would blow the fuck up if they put his real name in the title

  • @buffalokids671
    @buffalokids671 Před 2 lety +8

    I ❤️ the podcast! Only complaint I have is… MAKE IT LONGER! Under an hour is too short! 😢

    • @ole_limberlegs
      @ole_limberlegs Před 2 lety

      They only get paid 70% of a man's wage.
      Be easy.

  • @televisionpilot3551
    @televisionpilot3551 Před 2 lety

    Kudos to Mark if he made it through this. Better than me

  • @justthedecoy4687
    @justthedecoy4687 Před 2 lety +5

    I think when Alex leaned off camera, she did a foot line of coke.lol love ya girls

    • @jacobrouton7709
      @jacobrouton7709 Před 2 lety +1

      Time?

    • @roymakescomics
      @roymakescomics Před 2 lety

      @@jacobrouton7709 it's a joke from LoS

    • @jacobrouton7709
      @jacobrouton7709 Před 2 lety

      I watch LoS semi-regularly and didn't recognize it my bad. Also I didn't think it was out of the question because let's be honest...Kimi and A-rod have probably don't their fair share of lines. Matter of fact I think being around Louis on a daily basis for any amount of time probably raises your chances of cocaine addiction statistically by like 1000%

  • @brianlewis1372
    @brianlewis1372 Před 2 lety

    I knew mark would be good but I legit enjoyed all of this.

  • @keithjames8344
    @keithjames8344 Před 2 lety

    I hope you get 1000 views

  • @cloudyboy1756
    @cloudyboy1756 Před 2 lety +2

    Ran into a teacher outside school once, she was with her identical twin and they were both walking into Victoria secret at the mall, I told everyone at school next day, got called into the principals office for a talking too.

  • @dame4084
    @dame4084 Před 2 lety

    Yo does Mike Harrington watch Broad Topix?

  • @fiernanluvall
    @fiernanluvall Před 2 lety

    Very good! Be even way more gooder if Alex would try not to cut Kim off so often. They’re both saying interesting stuff but that gets real old real fast. One major strength most comics have down is not talking over each other.

  • @AutumnExplore
    @AutumnExplore Před 2 lety +2

    Nice guys who are also 'alpha' are guys who rarely leave their 'lane'/comfort zone. They are 'alpha' because they know and do few things...bosses in their own lane.

  • @mannysanchez911
    @mannysanchez911 Před 2 lety +2

    How can we listen to Alex talk about relationships.. while she's with Harrington 🤷🤷🤷🤔😬

  • @ioannisladas1177
    @ioannisladas1177 Před 2 lety +2

    COMEDY!

  • @nastradumbass
    @nastradumbass Před 2 lety +4

    Surprised the women talk over Mark most of the time

    • @AJohnSmith
      @AJohnSmith Před 2 lety +1

      You’re surprised? New to women?

    • @j.r09160
      @j.r09160 Před 2 lety

      This is kevin hart

  • @robertfrancois6064
    @robertfrancois6064 Před 9 měsíci

    Women are pretty good at putting together a puzzle, most start with the boarder and work inward

  • @MrJol420
    @MrJol420 Před 2 lety +4

    Fam all whipits do is make your head go WOWOWOWOW . U don't get any duckin realizations. Man yall r shot.

  • @bsykesbeats
    @bsykesbeats Před 2 lety

    Can anybody explain the difference btwn the whip cream whippets vs the air canister whippets?

    • @wyattearp585
      @wyattearp585 Před 2 lety +3

      Ones for gutter trash and the other is for slightly less gutter trash.

  • @jamesmurray8572
    @jamesmurray8572 Před 2 lety

    where’s that vid of the lady explaining women?

  • @puzzymonsta69
    @puzzymonsta69 Před 2 lety

    My woman been barely talkin to me lately…hopefully this gives some clarity

  • @marcwhite6596
    @marcwhite6596 Před rokem

    We were dating for a while, 7 months! Hahaha

  • @user-vf6km4sf2r
    @user-vf6km4sf2r Před 2 lety +1

    I’m a man I most definitely get the “ick” it’s usually if a girl is cringey

  • @Sck519
    @Sck519 Před 2 lety +2

    Kim wants Mark soooo bad

  • @kky4011
    @kky4011 Před 2 lety +2

    Keep it up girls

  • @wyattrussell7496
    @wyattrussell7496 Před 2 lety +1

    Normand got the Muslim closing tag from Quinn

  • @alexcoyg3281
    @alexcoyg3281 Před 2 lety +2

    Women talk, this is one thing when i was young i didnt get, i thought the things they say actually mean something, but they dont, its just something they do, there is no meaning behind their talking, it is just white noise.
    Guys version of "ick is basically everything they do, but the procreation process overides all the stupid things they say, belive and do. We are the real angels of human race.

  • @LeopardMouse.
    @LeopardMouse. Před 2 lety

    👍 # 666 lol for u gals mark Normand and the Natalie line pew pew 😆🤣😂

  • @lostsoul2184
    @lostsoul2184 Před rokem

    Invite sam too

  • @iansteel6403
    @iansteel6403 Před 2 lety +3

    Marc Normand is funny, but not nearly funny enough to warrant listening to the pyscho babble and complaining from these two miserable chicks. I don't get why so many women resort to crass vulgarity as the standard for humor since it's actually the exact opposite from what most men want.