Spelunky 2: This Questline Is Officially STUPID

Hey, do you want to do all the work for HALF the reward? Work for Sparrow!
At least I get to play the game and rant for a solid 40 minutes.
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[@deadkiller3550]

Fun fact Dirk the ninja character, is probably not forklift certified

[@TheOmegaGamer]

Incredible twist in the Spelunky lore today, who would have guessed Blargo the devout flesh bringer to have a strong phobia for wounds

[@TT21_96]

18:52 hmm I wonder if that bomb could have been used somewhere else.. HHMMMM!!

[@abbsurt]

Exactly

[@commanderdemonno9819]

i think you are just rediscovering the natural spelunky bogus after so long of playing modded and having fun

[@abbsurt]

We want more of this stupid questline, blargho

[@pch1370]

On today's episode of Blargho's Wacky IRL adventure: Blargho violently stabs his finger and drops to 1 hp.

[@martonkotschy8094]

hmmm...
you could have used the axolotl!
it can teleport if you tame it!

[@joemarsh573]

I don't think you can get it into the back layer

[@martonkotschy8094]

@@joemarsh573 ahh right forgor

[@doughyjoey_8742]

Whats this? A 60-second un- skippable ad on a Blargho vid! And i watched it all, like a true legend. I hope you appreciate the 1 cent i have now contributed to this channel. 😊

[@ElBlargho]

it's so annoying how CZcams doesn't let you choose anymore whether you want unskippable ads or not. You either get it all or nothing at all.

[@BAKAGAlJIN]

You can toss the wares outside the shop while jumping, and land on the subhuman shopkeeps head, still triggering the THIEF message.

[@ElCatrinAudiobooks]

Is that the deep lore as to why you hate the wimp trait in rimworld?. Glad you made it back home alright though.

[@JonnyPaul2424]

Loving the throwback to the pepe's saga of thumbnails, those were the times

[@hazelhazelton1346]

You cannot leave it like this, not when you got so close. That's a shamfur dispray!

[@dog_the_dog8113]

you probably could have used an axolotl to teleport through the lasers

[@Helmotz.]

Can't get it through the door though

[@CGDW2]

18:52 It's because of wasteful behavior like this that you failed!

[@gideaorodrigues1958]

Romantic fantasy... hmm this reminds of the futanari incident that you told us about kkk

[@standardniguel]

Yeah, blood and open wounds don't really bother me too much anymore. Have had both dog and snake bites, as well as the folk's cats scratching the hell out of me.
But, let me tell you, I stepped on a nail one time as a kid; it going straight through my shoe. You would not believe the amount of terror I felt in my soul at as I took my shoe off and looked at my foot. This definitely furthered my fear of thin sharp objects, and even safety pins if you would believe it.
Edit: And so, the start of your Smut Writing Career begins. It's no Eternal Sequel, but we'll take what we can get.

[@sharks4cheap]

This is the funniest possible ending to this saga

[@MoonLighterTZ]

At 31:45 you get stuck due to the lasers. Believe it or not there was a possible way to get through them. You could have used one of your bombs to blow free that teleporting bubble pet and then use its teleport ability to get through the lasers.

[@BAKAGAlJIN]

My 17 year old nephew is the same way with seeing blood. Even hearing about it sometimes triggers him and he is prone to faint. He also had a moment when he was a small child and saw his mother bleeding.

[@chellietron]

Cannot wait to read this novel, I've been excited for it since you first mentioned it!

[@thefoz1709]

Jawnlunky sparrow run for redemption

[@gilgamesh2538]

as far as im concerned this book is completely realistic so far

[@albl247]

Random crust parachute at 16:00

[@badams52]

Agreed, Sparrow is the worst quest line in the whole game. Even worse than 7-99

[@turtleman2370]

i played so much spelunky 2 a few years ago but how come I've heard of sparrow?

[@thomasdeutelmoser8986]

You could have used the axolotl!

[@thewitchidolsachika6682]

Pretty sure you can't carry mounts through these doors.

[@thomasdeutelmoser8986]

@@thewitchidolsachika6682 oh, you are right x_x

[@chandl34]

I enjoyed this tale of cowardice.

[@Knit0706]

This is fantastic I was just about to slumber and this video will be wonderful to watch as I doze off.

[@SuperNinjaFat]

Wait, the elevator stopping height isn't glitched. Was there a patch???

[@thegreeniporcini7263]

Sometimes it happens sometimes it doesn't, that's the weird thing

[@ElBlargho]

Great question! I have no idea when it stopped happening, but I very clearly remember the glitch...

[@dankl3ss194]

Sounds like skill issues

[@10000000005000]

3:49 YOU LIVE IN ALASKA??

[@ElCatrinAudiobooks]

He lives in alaska but is not from alaska. the backstory for that is amazing, blargho is a real gigachad. but i can't recall in which video he talks in depth about it.

[@RXJis300]

It's true!

[@michaelmcgee2026]

Hades 2?

[@ElBlargho]

I've kept it in the wishlist so I can see when 1.0 is released, though I'm sure the news will be apparent all over gaming youtube!

[@Mortyboiiiii]

Cheese

[@Seth_JynbzzNK]

Hayoo

[@mauronunes7196]

You still writting?