It took about 3 seconds for the tape to reach 384,400,000 meters 100(v/c)=100((384,400,000/3)/3*10^8) Which is 128% the speed of light. Meaning in the moon scene his tape moved faster than the speed of light.
@@ilovecoffee4978mate, you forgot to divide by 3 in the speed of light. Light takes a second to reach the moon, tape reached in 3, how would it be 128% the speed of light
Someone should 100% make a comic about this man as a superhero using dual tape measurers like that to fight supervillains and help people out. Those things being able to shoot out so far, grab things and also attach to any surface to lower down and perhaps even climb places sounds like such a unique idea. Give them a fitting backstory and costume, and it'll get huge, trust me.
The tape measure took almost exactly 5 seconds to retract. Using some kinematics, we can find that it had an acceleration of roughly 3.2 million m/s². Assuming the end of the tape measure has a mass of 0.02KG (20 grams), the force applied would be about 64000N. For context, it takes about 4000N to break the femur, the strongest bone in the body. Seeing as how he took 16x that to the chest... It was nice knowing you.
@@user-wh5se3cb2yalso that moon is probably traveling faster than LIGHT you can tell based on the fact that it got from its orbit to really close to the earth in less than five seconds
@@Ezekielsus he meant getting a papercut with the tape measure, which if you don't know are made of metal yeah so thoes things could seriously injure you
it'd be incredibly lucky if all that happened was a little bit of recoil in that second scenario. realistically that tape measure would've bent at some point and sliced you, with the speed that was going
@@IsabellaAlvarez-gg4pr Yess! They would!!! All the grapple-handles system would com in very handy (no pun intended) when working in constructions for example! And just using a Green Hand as a key to enter a door would be so fun!!
I extended a tape measure to full length once I felt true fear after my index and middle finger slipped and the tape measure started violently retracting I threw it and ran away like it was some explosive 🧟
It was cold when we measured this…
How create this viedo😊😊
Bai kasa hai video banana sikhao
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Cold? Why?
Can I just say, only reading the captions is uncanny
So this is how NASA measured the distance of the planets
Facts
Fax
😂
F=GMm/r^2
Probably
Peter Parker: ❌
Meter Marker: ✅
😂
😂😂
💀💀
Just imagine stealing a comment actually shame on u
😂😂😂
Miles Morales:❌
Kilometer Morales:✅
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETEEEEEER
Light year Morales
@@Pedicine i guess you are british eh?
@@-unknown-0000No, he got meme knowledge
You mean miles per hours 😂
That tape measure is going a third of the speed of light lmfao 😂
It took about 3 seconds for the tape to reach 384,400,000 meters
100(v/c)=100((384,400,000/3)/3*10^8)
Which is 128% the speed of light.
Meaning in the moon scene his tape moved faster than the speed of light.
@@ilovecoffee4978mate, you forgot to divide by 3 in the speed of light.
Light takes a second to reach the moon, tape reached in 3, how would it be 128% the speed of light
"You guys got spider-man?"
"Na bro we got measure-man"
What da hail?!
And Captain English
'You got iron man?'
'we have plastic man.'
@@jesssgamingyt5098nah we got oil person
We got the failure-man
Bro is the "Meter-Parker" 😂
Hey, how dare you reveal his secret identity.
@BlastTheBat he was just being sarcastic about it no need to put that...
What if he is *"Meter-Marker"* 😂🤣😂🤣
@@user-ij4cv6le2g Good one lol
@user-ij4cv6le2g 🤣🤣🤣
This is if spiderman decided to get a job instead of being a hero
Someone should 100% make a comic about this man as a superhero using dual tape measurers like that to fight supervillains and help people out. Those things being able to shoot out so far, grab things and also attach to any surface to lower down and perhaps even climb places sounds like such a unique idea. Give them a fitting backstory and costume, and it'll get huge, trust me.
With those metal tape measures I would not be fucking with that guy
Spider man ripoff looking ahh
bro accidentally triggered the boss fight at the end 💀
after finally playing terraria i finally understand the pain of this
@@icantthinkstraight8853 did you accidentally kill a butterfly by any chance?
That's an omori reference right there.
Captain OSHA
bro pulled the moon with a tape measure
Majora mask reference.
That's mean 🤬
@@PixelOreo huh
@@PixelOreo how? also you literally have a ryth pfp
bro never skips back day
Captain America reaction time: 99
Shield throw accuracy: -999
Spider-Man from Friday Market 😂😂❤
Doctor: "what seems to be the problem?"
"I was bitten by a radioactive tape measure"
Underrated comment
The tape measure took almost exactly 5 seconds to retract. Using some kinematics, we can find that it had an acceleration of roughly 3.2 million m/s². Assuming the end of the tape measure has a mass of 0.02KG (20 grams), the force applied would be about 64000N. For context, it takes about 4000N to break the femur, the strongest bone in the body. Seeing as how he took 16x that to the chest... It was nice knowing you.
why 13hours no likeLOL
Bro casually forgot to think about that dude pulled an entire Moon to himself and stood very still
And to think just a casual couple feet can give you a nasty gash too
@@user-wh5se3cb2yalso that moon is probably traveling faster than LIGHT you can tell based on the fact that it got from its orbit to really close to the earth in less than five seconds
@@squallycannon55 nah too slow for being FTL. It takes 1.3 seconds for light to reach the Moon from Earth
Spiderman ❎ Tapeman ✅
The second to last one literally re-created Majora's Moon
"How is the world gonna end?"
"World's longest tape measure."
We’re Doomed.
“This looks like a job for… Measuring Man!”😂
I was looking for this in the comments 😂😂😂
i was going to say that
ah yes here's the 5$ spiderman I ordered😂
Bro might be part of the avengers
❤😊
The 4th one is literally the intro of "things humans were never meant to see😳☝"
Bro really became Spooder-Man
WHAT THE F**K IS A KILOMETER?
-Soldier
Half a mile
@@panchevpenyo6483WHAT THE F**K IS A MILE -British and Australians
@@Splatenohno our cars use mph but we measure in millimetres centimetres meters and kilometres
por lo menos no medimos con los pues
I hope you're joking @@panchevpenyo6483
Avengers❌️
Constructers✔️
Spiderman: ❌
Measureman: ✅
Bro just turned into Spider Man
My biggest fear as a kid was when the tape measure would come back, that it would hit my hand. It happened once and I remember it hurting so bad.
Back then, me and my friends did this, we lock it and we lay it on the floor, after that we unlock it and now its a game of leg slicing roulette
Hitting your face is scarier
That's sick 😎
I'd chuck that shit at the floor and back away if it started zooming at me
@Janemuchai who did u put "that's cool 😎" to?
Gru: "We are going to steal the MOON!"
Measureman: "Bet"
majoras mask
2039 Spider-Man: IT'S A CANON EVENT!
Bro became the real spiderman-
The only dude that never cut himself while retracting it
I was internally feeling some diced fingers coming along. He's crazy talented.
Ubisoft be like: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!
He is so in love with those measuring tapes
Spider-Man been real quiet since this dropped🥶🥶🥶
World smallest violin ❎
Worlds longest tape measure✅
Really needs an audience
I remember when that song appeared all over YT shorts.
Fax
But now it's,
"I'm two days. Into college"
The prototype: ❌
The product: ✅
The shield physics are crazy 🤣🤣🤣
“Man what's the distance between moon and earth?”
“Wait a second... It's 384,400 kilometers.”
“WAIT NO DON'T PULL IT!!”
Wait a second, it's zero!
"WTF IS A KILOMETER?!!!11!1"
@@blakedeal2076 the metric system. It’s what most of the world uses, except the US and a couple other countries.
woooosh
@@blakedeal2076Simple le système métrique qui par ailleurs est le plus répandu au Monde 😅
bro became Gru for a second 💀
I have now stolen: DEE MOOOOÒORRRNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
I GOT DE MOON
TAPE MEASURES!
TONIGHT WE STEAL
DE MOOOOOOON
*earth in year 2091 when only 1 human is left *
Aliens:"so how your species went extinct"
He:"yes"
Bros longest tape measure has the recoil of the BOSG from r6😂
"so how did you die?"
"tape measure"
❤
Martlet UTY?? Shouldn't you be at your post and not watching tape measure shorts??
@@MoIsMostlyMadwhat?
@@wildyaybro9161 Nevermind.
❤🎉😮😢
"Now introducing the new spider man,
TAPERMAN! ALSO KNOWN AS
"INFINITE MEASURE"
"RULER KILLER"
AND
"NO INCHES??"
😂😂😂
"NO INCHES"💀💀💀💀
MEASURE MAN
blud needs to use his protractor power
@@Cobra-King3💀💀
"Our friendly neighborhood measure-man"
The anxiety of the long tape measure...
Bro, imagine getting a papercut with this 😭😭
My sister did once, and now I forever live in fear of those things.
Thats dark
@@sebcdeehow is getting a papercut fkn dark
@@Ezekielsus he meant getting a papercut with the tape measure, which if you don't know are made of metal
yeah so thoes things could seriously injure you
*so what your superpower?*
Him:"tape measure"
Gay pfp
@@danmulg6654tf💀
@@Japanlover-sc7ej yours is even gayer
Says the nine year old
Free palestine
Imagine if the worlds longest tape measure hit ur thumb💀💀
“Stop destroying cannon events Brandon”
The speed of light ❌
The speed of tape measure ✅
bro is spiderman homless☠
☠︎︎
Spider-man: homeless leaked
😊@@goldfish1379
Spiderman worker
Nah he's Measurer Man
"FINNALY A WORTHY OPPONENT"
Help this rditing so rralistic and transitions.. HOLD UP DID BRO BECOME SPOODER MAN 2.0???
it'd be incredibly lucky if all that happened was a little bit of recoil in that second scenario.
realistically that tape measure would've bent at some point and sliced you, with the speed that was going
That was my first thought seeing this, i was like "That's dangerous af 💀"
He boutta turn into go/jo☠️
Bro was about to be Divided Man the way his torso be sliced
Bro the second one he could've just let go of the measuring tape before even hitting his hand💀
That is everyone’s entire childhood💀😂
Budget spider Man vs budget Captain America
He invented the Grabpack 💀
I was about to say that!
I want one too 😭
Grabpacks would be so helpful irl NGL 😄
@@IsabellaAlvarez-gg4pr Yess!
They would!!!
All the grapple-handles system would com in very handy (no pun intended) when working in constructions for example!
And just using a Green Hand as a key to enter a door would be so fun!!
@@IsacDeAgua Fr, it would be fun and rlly helpful :> , I hope someone invents it ! :)
@@IsabellaAlvarez-gg4pr I hope so too!
My anxiety when bro let go of the tape was crazy💀.
Fr💀💀
New Marvel heroes unlocked: Tapeman
Spider man→ ❌
Tapemeasure man→ ✅
That tape measure have even more recoil than a rpg 💀
well an RPG is recoilless
Now I want the whole Avengers with construction equipment. "CONSTRUCTORS ASSEMBLE!"
Bro the first one literally was the whisplash from ultrakill 💀
New hero in avengers: branpeter 😂😂
You had me for a moment on the first two slings, but then the truth became obvious.
Damn bro really caught a tape that went 40 thousand kilometers in 3 seconds easily.
WHAT THE (QUACK) IS A KILOMETER
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
@@normalperson-gm7hj one kilometer is around 2000 big Mac diameters🇺🇸
Captain america❌
Construction man✔️
I can feel the cuts being formed in my fingers and wrists by watching this video lol
When you measure something far and bring it in
Me: simply throw it on the floor then forget the measurement and repeat
The third one was spiderman💀💀
measureman...
What about the first one?
@@Holysnickerbarmeasureman😂😂😂
Yeah he got bit by radioactive tape measure
I agree
Guy: *Grabs moon with tape measure*
Zelda fan: "The world has met with a terrible fate."
marvel still searching for this guy 😂
Bros having spiderman powers to the next level
The tape measure coming back at you was everyone’s biggest fear as a child
true, bit i realy cut my thumb as a child
I extended a tape measure to full length once
I felt true fear after my index and middle finger slipped and the tape measure started violently retracting
I threw it and ran away like it was some explosive 🧟
"I measure in millimetres because the number is bigger" 😭😭
Bro created the hidden BLADE with an ruler
I bet Spiderman uses tape measures when he can't perform either.
Everyone has performance issues sometimes…
Qicicifuwic
Qq😊q😊0
@@heyBrandonBI love your vids also it funny bc you even put the correct length for how far the moon is
@@Gojira-man59รกน/รไสสสำรีีำีีีีรรรรรรรนนนนน❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Bro gave miles Morales a whole new meaning💀
Same with kilometer Morales too
Bro turned into spiderman
bro turned to spiderman
spiderman? no..
tape man? no..
measuring man?.. YESSIR 🤠
Average human : its only a inch tape
This guy : no its our content
The tape measure to the moon was moving faster than the speed of light wtf
Bro thinks he's Spiderman
The moon always scared me
Sleep when the blood moon is out sleep so u don’t see the moon
I would be fearing a whole ton of some dude with an infinitely long messuring tape did that lol
Does anyone else get Legend of zelda Majora's mask references from the moon falling onto the earth or is that just me?
@@walkerkammerer5674 fr
@@walkerkammerer5674 actually that was the first thing that came to my mind
"Spiderman!?"
"No I'm tape measurerer man"
Bro just turned to Spiderman 💀💀💀
Bro that he was that spidey till cap showed up😂
Bro just turned himself to Spider-Man
잘됐다 잘됐어 한국인으로 번역 한국 한국 한국 한국 한국 잘됐다 잘됐어 아주 잘 됐다 잘됐어
Bro became spiderman 💀
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
Poppy playtime grbpack 😂
Team spiderman
👇🏻
Spider-Man is that you?😂
Bro is Spider-Man, but With tape measures.😂😂❤😂😂❤😂😂
✨Measure-Man✨
😂😂😂
Tape measure said “Gomu Gomu No Pistol”
Y superó la velocidad de la luz casi casi 😂
Imagine if someone accidentally stand in that measuring tape. The slice gonna be so clean
The long tape measure snapping back, I felt that
Ýour edits are amazing
Almost like poppy playtime grabpack
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😍🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😍🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😍🤩
hour of joy☠️
🙂🙂@@user-yw8jg2wr2q
Bro is obsessed with games
BRO WHAT ABOUT SPOODER MAN
Spider called and he wants his job back
bro is literally spiderman