Okay but honestly. I'd take him in after that. The kind of mind and thinking outside the box like that deserves at least to be taken in (maybe not given paid scholarship, as he was indeed rejected in the first place), but I'd take him in for sure.
I hope they came back with "Okay, that was very creative. We have decided to reconsider. Just kidding, don't show up here or we will call your parents."
Look at those cold dark eyes... That sinister smile... That terrifying look that strikes fear into many hearts! No one who has ever crossed her has escaped her wrath, and no one will...
@@andreasstrauss5194 If I were ever forced to take such a measurement, it would be with 'Löwensenf extra scharf'. Someone might take pity on that person, but I wouldn't when it comes to my food.
@@georgiykireev9678 Building huh? I think someone needs to give you the birds and bees talk, before you try something inappropriate with a girl and a lego set.
I thought it was funny how whoever wrote that Inside Out article put the word terrified in quotation marks. Like "Oh, they'll be fine, just walk it off fam"
I love when you cackle/laugh honestly. It makes me smile. I would do the Thanos quote about "this does make me smile" or whatever but I can’t for the life to remember me and I’m too lazy to look it up. My will isn’t strong enough rn.
"HAHA YOU FOOL! You have fallen prey to one of my tricks! I was not interested in the operational condition of your refrigerator! I was simply conducting a slight of hand in the form of clever wordplay! What I was referencing was the movement of your refrigerator, in the form of physical running, which is simply preposterous!" -Not Andy
(0:57) "article 13" has passed since long, and ... how bad is it really? It's almost like it improved it for some people who didn't had a legal right to fair use. But for most people, it really didn't change anything. People being so upset about nothing.
It was so weird to be listening without watching and suddenly i just hear "hey andy. Hey andy. Hey andy..." I thought someone was trying to wake me up from a coma or something.
10:29 nobody: No one: Literally no one: EmKay 2k19: The Egyptians built the Egyptians the majestic pyramids of Giza thousands of years ago. Edit: no Edit
We have fabric scissors in our home but we never wanted it, my mom/dad had bought it accidentally (don't ask me how, I don't know either). Hence I use it for purposes similar to cutting tortillas. (Tortillas aren't famous where I live, but there are other foods where similar "wrap" is used and that's when I bring that useless fabric scissors and finally put it to use).
4:35 Owner hired son-inlaw as manager. Manager steals my lunch from fridge. Inside lunchbag in fridge - dormant wasp nest. Was not fired. Told to kill the wasps flying around in manager's office. Cranked the AC and reloaded lunch bag.
@@callan7468 I wish I was a Boomer, at least they're not as much of a complete fucking failure as my generation (unfortunately I have to claim millennials.) And, honestly, seeing how many people to you can cram into a phone booth sounds a lot less dumb than eating chemicals that we know to be poisonous, or snorting condoms
Im in germany So once the english teacher asked someone to tell him was penny was He answered penny Then the asked for the plural He said pence As he was asked to spell „pence“ He said P E N And his friend said I S He said I S Loud and the teacher said oh man common... Nobody except me and a friend understood what he made him spell😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kid: * Doesn't speak at all during high school just because he could. * ME: * Doesn't speak during high school because of the crippling social anxiety lmao *
Once during last year in school there was a poster-making activity on the topic "miss my school"(you know,missing offline school) I was working on it when this MADLAD asks the teacher that he as a problem,the teacher asks what is it and he says this "Ma,am the topic is miss my school but I don't miss my school" Truly a madlad
4:41 I relate. I live in a place for kids who can't live with their parents. someone keep stealing my shit. so. I took a bun and put the strongest chili sauce I could find inside of it.
4:50 for my birthday I made a cake and needed a doughnut for it but didn't have the time so I cut a whole in the center of a hamburger bun and put frosting and sprinkles on it. I had been planning this cake for a while and told my friends about it (the ones who I invited) and one of them had claimed it. She was so mad he smacked me on the top of my head. I'm still sad I didn't get to watch her take a bite of it.
HAHA YOU FOOL! You have fallen prey to one of my tricks! I was not interested in the operational condition of your refrigerator! I was simply conduction a slight of hand in the form of clever wordplay! What I was referencing was the movement of your refrigerator, in the form of physical running, which is simply preposterous!
DRAT! I have been decieved by an intellectual conducting a sight of hand in the form of word play to fool me like the foolish fool foolishly fooling around I am!
Good idea here for people you hate- Equipment needed Syringe Mustard Steps You put syringe into mustard then put that mustard into their lunch such as if it's a baguette I didnt work :(
Harvard worker: he denied our rejection letter, what the heck?
Judi: death
JustGemma crossovers
The donut with mustard is actually good.
Omg I just watched that video lol
@@animusharmony9092 R/Madlads
Im your 1k like(gud job bud)
8:41
he just said “no u” to fricken _harvard university_
in harvard university's language
I wanna know what they said back, if they did
Okay but honestly. I'd take him in after that. The kind of mind and thinking outside the box like that deserves at least to be taken in (maybe not given paid scholarship, as he was indeed rejected in the first place), but I'd take him in for sure.
He pulled the reverse Uno Card on Harvard
I hope they came back with "Okay, that was very creative. We have decided to reconsider.
Just kidding, don't show up here or we will call your parents."
"Who is this?"
"Andrew"
"And?"
"...rew"
Speech 100
Marcus Klassen r/ihadastroke
@Marcus Klassen why would you say something so controversial, yet, so brave
Speech 500
@Marcus Klassen Speech increased to 500
damien: "writing endgame spoilers?
that's cruel and unusual"
also damien: [making an endgame spoiler a few images later]
Actually that was Infinity War
Ayo the pizza's here
@@yoruisnthere baba booey
Daughter: exists
Judi: To the gallows you go
Absolute mad lass.
NO ONE LIKE THIS ANYMORE
I was it to stay 555 likes,it satisfying🙃
I’m liking
Judi to the father: yeet the ho
682 likes nice
*Top 10 worst ways to die*
Number 1: _Judi's Wrath_
Daddy Wumbo I love your name and your PFP please be my friend....
Look at those cold dark eyes...
That sinister smile...
That terrifying look that strikes fear into many hearts!
No one who has ever crossed her has escaped her wrath, and no one will...
*_500th_** like*
Although I’m sure she’s flattered, the resident was 93 rather than 39- which makes it all the more hilarious she pranked her.
All these Endgame spoilers... If only they knew what 2020 was to bring...
SPOILER ALERT! We're all gonna die.
endgame suck
@@michaelanthonyfiamengo431 car spoiler alert! New pandemic!
@@michaelanthonyfiamengo4312022/2023 covid is gone
@@michaelanthonyfiamengo431Rattrap from Beast Wars just called and he wants his quote back.
Is your refrigerator running?
Yes
*YOU FOOL, YOU FELL VICTIM TO ONE OF THE CLASSIC BLUNDERS*
🤣🤣🤣
*YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF BEING IN MY INTELLECTUALLY PUNNY PRESENCE*
*YOU FOOL, YOU FELL FOR IT! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!*
DRAT, FOOLED AGAIN
*WHAT IF MY REFRIGERATOR IS ACTUALLY RUNNING*
Top 5 Sounds:
5. PS1 Startup
4. Windows XP Startup and Shutdown
3. Danny DeVito’s Voice
2. Crickets chirping
1. Damien’s laugh
what does that have to do with the video
Lego star wars yoda death sound.
0. PS2 sound
Cricket chirping is a sound of satan. No matter how hard you look you cant find them just hearing the sound
0- M1 Garand *PING*
the guy who did the mustard donuts should've added laxatives with the mustard
A mustard filled donut is actually tradition here in germany at a certain time of the year some bakerys have them mixed with normal ones too
Maybe he did...
@@andreasstrauss5194 If I were ever forced to take such a measurement, it would be with 'Löwensenf extra scharf'. Someone might take pity on that person, but I wouldn't when it comes to my food.
At 5:30 he’s says “my 39 resident had me water her plants” the number is 93
Thank you I was trying to find someone that realized aswell
youngbrochillin oh lol
You god damn auto correct
"The Egyptians built The Egyptians" Thanks EmKay, spreading knowledge as usual. (10:29)
Well technically he's not wrong, that's how reproduction works
LMAO
Georgiy Kireev i was going to say that :(
I legit thought the video was buffering, turns out it was just Damien buffering
@@georgiykireev9678 Building huh? I think someone needs to give you the birds and bees talk, before you try something inappropriate with a girl and a lego set.
"HOLY HELL JUDY" quote of the year award
Ryangames [gd] kawaiwatermelon I would like but it’s 69 so no
Also nice
judi*
Ok boomer
*judi*
Now it is.
Me: *leans over to Damian to tell him something*
Also me: I always wash my hands without soap.
Damian: *screams*
I dont really care
“That is cruel and unusual”
If it gets people to learn their lesson, then so be it.
Exactly!
sounds authoritarian but ok
Me: **calls random number**
Me:is your refrigerator running?
Stranger: No,Its walking
Me: Well then go *WAIT WHAT??*
Mysteria •Gacha• no joke last night my brother tried that one and me There’s that one person who had to ruin it LMAO
100th like
@@ptrap1106 O.o
@@mikewasowski7505 😂😂
@@carolinawarden9021 😂😂
Your laugh. That deserves to be on r/madlads .
mist0098 no
OzyKam yes.
@@ozy8742 yes
@@ozy8742 Yes
@@cheerfulskies bro i commented 2 years ago no need to answer lmao i don't even remember why i said no
" my 39 year old resident "
- text clearly says 93 -
Finnaly someone who saw that
Madlad
11:09 I wasn't looking at the screen and that's my name. I thought he was talking to me........ I actually responded
Interesting 🤔
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh
yeet
His laugh is absolutely *wholesome*.
Non-Christians: *makes memes about Christianity*
Christians: *”I would yell at you, but that’s not very Christian of me.”*
Intense fellowship*
As a non christian, I find this hilarious.
Tenshi Neko lol
They could but they won’t, let’s be honest here.
As being a Christian myself. I find most jokes funny and not something to be irritated about, but that Mary joke was very ill informed.
I thought it was funny how whoever wrote that Inside Out article put the word terrified in quotation marks. Like "Oh, they'll be fine, just walk it off fam"
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even in the afterlife:
Me:*gets reddit ad on a reddit video when I already have reddit*
I read that as I got one.
CZcams why
Kekry MrNiceGuy I get CZcams ads.....
@@lia5911 oof
I'm watching this when I should be cleaning my room. *madlad*
@Your wrong because, the rumors are true
Im watching this when i was supposed to be showering
@@chromosoze *madlad*
Same... Same...
I’m watching this when I should be packing. *madlad.*
I love when you cackle/laugh honestly. It makes me smile. I would do the Thanos quote about "this does make me smile" or whatever but I can’t for the life to remember me and I’m too lazy to look it up. My will isn’t strong enough rn.
"Fun isn't something one considers when saving the universe, but this....does put a smile on my face."
I am inevitable
Sigyn Laufeyson “ Hahaha, this does put a smile on my face”
@@elliaunabellaplum spoiler
the hardest choices require the strongest wills
When I was getting a glass of water it showed the wolf pick and it looked like the wolf was drinking the water 😂
What wolf
"HAHA YOU FOOL! You have fallen prey to one of my tricks! I was not interested in the operational condition of your refrigerator! I was simply conducting a slight of hand in the form of clever wordplay! What I was referencing was the movement of your refrigerator, in the form of physical running, which is simply preposterous!" -Not Andy
Drat! Foiled again!
A sign: no laughing cutely!
Damien: **laughs cutely**
Me: what a R/madlad
MadyMods The girl gamer r/ihavereddit
Me: what an r/foundthemobileuser
Terrible.
It's an
it's an
Florida Man Arrested For Harassing People With Pictures Of Nintendo’s “Yoshi”
*Florida man beats Florida woman with cheeseburger*
12:50
person in the stall: thanks for toilet paper!
(0:57) "article 13" has passed since long, and ... how bad is it really? It's almost like it improved it for some people who didn't had a legal right to fair use. But for most people, it really didn't change anything. People being so upset about nothing.
It was so weird to be listening without watching and suddenly i just hear "hey andy. Hey andy. Hey andy..." I thought someone was trying to wake me up from a coma or something.
Andy, wake up.
Andy it's been 3 years. Please just wake up
Hey Andy please wake up
"Hey Andy, wanna play? I'll be your friend to the end."
The most madlad thing is Damien murdering slazo to take over emkay
He also killed Ms Breezy as well, the madlad.
5:11 I would've sat in that class, shouted "TONY STARK DIES!" and then left. Can't fail a class if you aren't taking it.
6:49 That kid kinda looks like Tom Holland as well.
10:29
nobody:
No one:
Literally no one:
EmKay 2k19: The Egyptians built the Egyptians the majestic pyramids of Giza thousands of years ago.
Edit: no Edit
I love how it says “Edit: No edit” and then I look at the top and see “2 weeks ago (edited)”
r/madlads
That was nice of them. Good people those Egyptians.
@@jayamarillo628 YOU FOOL YOU FELL FOR ONE OF THE CLASSIC BLUNDERS
New Emkay video: Watch this absolute mad lad laugh maniacally an Reddit memes
Slazo
This man's laugh is so contagious
11:07 Made Me Spit Out My Sunflower Seeds I Was Eating
4:30 got a $300 drone for my bday just gave me an amazing idea xD
Oo. What drone did you get?
5:28
EmKay: My 39 y/o..
Smart Grammar Kids: UM EXCUSE ME IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 93
Aka lil bitch children
@@porkbellycutlets427 Thank you for the correction
@@porkbellycutlets427 You mean people who are smarter than you?
*Fortnite kids
Fabric scissors are super expensive and sharp. My grandma wouldn’t even let me use them on paper. I can see why Judi would say that. XD
For a second I thought it said Jedi instead of Judi
@@silverbloodborne9495 Same
Actually I used fabric scissors as normal scissors and they work better
@@tavvy4426 you. MONSTER.
We have fabric scissors in our home but we never wanted it, my mom/dad had bought it accidentally (don't ask me how, I don't know either). Hence I use it for purposes similar to cutting tortillas. (Tortillas aren't famous where I live, but there are other foods where similar "wrap" is used and that's when I bring that useless fabric scissors and finally put it to use).
"Tweeting from a Louis Vuitton™ Microwave"
That's something Mic would do ngl
The dude that tweeted from the microwave doesn’t beat the guy that tweeted from his tube socks
Life hack:
Everyone who steals your jelly donut will pay when you replace the jelly with sriracha.
@Eli the one wheeler Yt
And a few cuts of the ghost pepper
You've clearly never had Coleman's English Mustard.
More like u.s pepper spray. The 2nd spiciest thing on earth.
Nah, replace the jelly with a toxic chemicals like mercury if it can stay there.
4:35 Owner hired son-inlaw as manager. Manager steals my lunch from fridge. Inside lunchbag in fridge - dormant wasp nest. Was not fired. Told to kill the wasps flying around in manager's office. Cranked the AC and reloaded lunch bag.
the amount of endgame spoiler memes triggers me more than actual endgame spoilers m8.
In every avengers movie they destroy the trees
a Tree xd
@@Nautty why do they destroy the trees i don't understand they give us air
a Tree maybe they don’t breathe air
@@Nautty well trees are also animal's homes
I love how he’s cracking up hysterically and then suddenly becomes serious in the outro.
"Get a hold of yourself, Tropicana lemonade" is something I never thought somebody would say. Needless to say, I'm cackling.
To be fair to the boomers, Booth stuffing sounds a lot less moronic than a Tide Pod challenge
Not really...
Niko N Ok bOOmeR
@@callan7468 I wish I was a Boomer, at least they're not as much of a complete fucking failure as my generation (unfortunately I have to claim millennials.) And, honestly, seeing how many people to you can cram into a phone booth sounds a lot less dumb than eating chemicals that we know to be poisonous, or snorting condoms
True. Sometimes i feel like my generation, just like reality, we're...often disappointing
Niko N Ok millenial
4:20 i bought a lasar pointer while i was on holidays, and was messing with drunks at 5am in the morning.
It was hilarious to see their reaction!
420? You're coming with us To raid area 51 if you Tell us the secret code
Im in germany
So once the english teacher asked someone to tell him was penny was
He answered penny
Then the asked for the plural
He said pence
As he was asked to spell „pence“
He said
P E N
And his friend said I S
He said I S
Loud and the teacher said oh man common...
Nobody except me and a friend understood what he made him spell😂😂😂😂😂😂
nice
420
nice
12:11 the onion king will always be a madlad
His laugh makes it so much better
I started watching this video in 2019....I finished it in 2020
😶
ok good meme big pp
You madlad, you've done the impossible! Making a 13 minute video into a 365 day video! We all must bow down to the true madlad.
It’s only thirteen minutes
Its one month ago then it was new year's eve
Kid: * Doesn't speak at all during high school just because he could. *
ME: * Doesn't speak during high school because of the crippling social anxiety lmao *
I know how that feels 😢
Are you alright?
Relatable
You know its funny when they laugh before showing you it 😂😂😂
"Louie Vuitton MICROWAVE"💀
What would a mad lad be called in Rome?
Maddus laddius
That's not funny
This made me blow out a little air from my nose, I guess.
i screeched
I may have wheezed
I see you everywhere get out of here man
Are you dyslexic? Post said 93, you said 39, hmmm
Or just being a #madlads
Just being a madlad 😎😎
@@technic-angel7758 r/madlads
Or just supporting article 13
‘39
IslayToMuch the Egyptians built the Egyptians built
Karen: steals mad lads donuts
Mad lad: puts mustard in the donuts
Karen who took the donuts: I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER YOUR DONUTS ARE REVOLTING
Mustard in berliners (thats how we call them ) is a tratition in germany you can buy them in bakerys on Karneval
This would be way better if it was British mustard as it’s spicey
Mad Lad: serves you right, and I am the manager
1:33
Finally they’re doing something right
They must be crying from joy
God I love Damiens Voice. It is deep but soft at the same time? It makes me feel so comfortable~ 😊
I will set up the date master.
Same
4:01 the smart anime character with glasses.
What the duck 🦆
I thought about Tenya Iida from the anime Boku No Hero Academia. I am so sorry.
Thank you for this comment......;.
Kwirqy _ I thought he was talking about Joker from Persona 5 and I regret nothing
1:37 The screams of children probably confused movie theatergoers in other theaters 😂
In Germany this: 4:38 is Tradition on New Year’s Eve. Whoever gets the one with mustard, gets luck all year
Son: mom I can't find the bottle :(
Judi: DIE!!!!
Daughter***
Shmegma Reach it’s a different story. ITS A JOKE BRUH
Shmegma Reach not all people are girls
@@kryztalking8558 its in the video
You have a GLORIOUS laugh
Thanks for the videos dude, they make me so happy :)
bruh moment
7:04 what a company knowns how emotions work
0:43
Weak I’ve stayed up till 12 since I was In kindergarten and I still do
"the Egyptians built the Egyptians built" XD
4:40 that a legit tradition in Germany
So the guy who gets the one with mustard looses.
While everybody else is eating theirs with strawberry jam.
Boi, and I thought the worst idea Germany had was Nazis... Though to be fair, still is, but mustard donuts is a close second
That donut one is EXACTLY the kind of thing I would do
Once during last year in school there was a poster-making activity on the topic "miss my school"(you know,missing offline school) I was working on it when this MADLAD asks the teacher that he as a problem,the teacher asks what is it and he says this
"Ma,am the topic is miss my school but I don't miss my school"
Truly a madlad
4:41
I relate.
I live in a place for kids who can't live with their parents. someone keep stealing my shit. so.
I took a bun and put the strongest chili sauce I could find inside of it.
How did it go?
@@curiouscarlo7276 *Death*
Mavors you have ligma
Ligma
@@kasamigi8031 jesus christ kasami
“My 39y/o (93) resident....”
5:27
Me:*rewinds* he says 39 not 93
Brain: contemplating life choices
Derpy_Llama hat finally someone noticed it lol
Koto a person a month ago said the same thing tho
Mr_ Zombie12 oh I didn’t see it then lol
Same
Oh my god your laugh makes my day!🤣
I actually started uncontrollably coughing when I saw the thumbnail for this video
*are we really gonna ignore that blessed af laugh at **4:21**?*
fuck you mean every laugh from damien is blessed
Huhuhuahahahaha!
Hohohohohoho...
Heahaheaha!
4:20 *
@@tk-ol6iv hah nice
This dude's laughter fuels my soul.. thank you for this man
4:50 for my birthday I made a cake and needed a doughnut for it but didn't have the time so I cut a whole in the center of a hamburger bun and put frosting and sprinkles on it. I had been planning this cake for a while and told my friends about it (the ones who I invited) and one of them had claimed it. She was so mad he smacked me on the top of my head. I'm still sad I didn't get to watch her take a bite of it.
The man who posted the blue background on r/red has just started an entire revolution
HAHA YOU FOOL! You have fallen prey to one of my
tricks! I was not interested in the operational
condition of your refrigerator! I was simply
conduction a slight of hand in the form of clever
wordplay! What I was referencing was the movement
of your refrigerator, in the form of physical
running, which is simply preposterous!
DRAT! Foiled again!
DRAT! YOUR FRIDGE HAS LEFT FROM YOUR HOME!
Classic captain holt
DRAT! I have been decieved by an intellectual conducting a sight of hand in the form of word play to fool me like the foolish fool foolishly fooling around I am!
DRAT! Foiled again!
*”Florida Man Harasses People With Pictures of a Fat Yoshi”*
Late 2020: If y’all be tweeting on a phone ur a Amateur *Sent from Lamp*
"I'm gonna pass out"
-Me every time I need an I.V before surgery
One mustard filled Donut (or "Berliner") among enough jam filled ones for all other guests is new years eve tradition in germany
Didn’t JFK transform into one of those, or was that the one with jam splurting out.
@@SirShanova Both.
Emkay's laugh is so freaking adorable 💙
The teacher writing spoilers on the board, I would literally walk out. Nobody needs good grades THAT bad.
10:28 "The Egyptians built the Egyptians built"
I love your laugh, it's so genuine. 4:20
Nice time stamp
nice
5:28
Damien is a madlad for saying "39" when he meant to say "93".
4:32 I laughed so hard I started wheezing and had to get my inhaler because this is totally something my uncle would do.
10/10 for the dude who dressed his drone up as a dementor, would be his friend.
“Oh yeah baby~”
“Mmm~”
*National Anthem plays*
“..”
*stops having sex*
*stands up still*
@@lnefty *solutes*
GOOD MORNING USA
Ahh man those words really did make me out n out
O CANADA
So now that we’ve established that Slazo is in your basement, can you please inform us what you’re feeding him?
Nah
He is in slazo's basement
Clean Water
Cold Mac and cheese
the accursed mustard donuts
death water
I stole a color pencil from my reading class.
AW SHIT
YOU MADLAD
When he said "And that brings us to the end of R/Madlads, I rewinded the video.
4:38 In germany when it is carnival its a tradition to eat donuts normally with jelly but one is always with mustard :-/
Good idea here for people you hate-
Equipment needed
Syringe
Mustard
Steps
You put syringe into mustard then put that mustard into their lunch such as if it's a baguette
I didnt work :(
R/shit
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Plays Angry Birds via Glade air freshener
Impressive. I played Minecraft on my lawn.
i played mario on a knife-
I played Baldi's Basics on a string.
I played WoW on a tissue box.
I played Call of duty on my printer
watching from Australia love your vids man
He said 39 instead of 93 . What a mad lad