If you want to know, the thing on the bats face is called a “Nycteribiidae”, or, it’s nickname, facehugger. It’s a type of parasitic wingless fly. They exclusively cling on bats, feeding off their blood and only really leaving to lay eggs.
@@adriennekaio4980 there's so many types of those nasties and technically nycteribiidae is the superfamily they belong too but the penicillidia looks a little different. I just think it's awesome that you were helping educate people in the first place,very cool to see that,you made my day💜
10:21 that made me kind of sad. I just had to imagine someone that hasn't seen me in years still thinking of me as a depressed 15 year old with an empty stare
yep, even though I'm not diabetic, that honestly scared me. (probably because things like this freak me out. I like science, don't get me wrong, but real pictures of the thing still kinda freaks me out.)
I agree. I have to get shots every other week for my skin condition, which is unfortunately severe. And even that freaks me out, and I barely have to get injections! *shudders*
2:12 im crying; we've finally been cursed with the visage of a goldfish in a condom this is what remus foretold but we didnt listen to his warnings and now this is our punishment sanders sides gang rise up
4:06 Fun fact: In Romanian when we say fried egg we say ochi witch means eye, so basically we are eating eyes for Breakfast. I guess you can call this a cursed fact.
BFS Cycling 12:11 I know exactly what Damien saw in that image because I found that pic myself but I’m sure if it was fake Jake with how he completely dropped sensory while he was doing the noahgettheboat we would’ve seen exactly what happened between these two furrys
Foolish mortal I once saw a guy make a pizza and by the dough he added mountain dew, coca cola and chips and after that he at the thing i also had a bite and didn't puke
If you all want to know a true fact, a cat landing has nothing to do with its feet, cats have unusually flexible backbones so whilst they are falling they turn themselves midair to land on all fours
0:30 Ah. A beautiful creation of the famous gamer’s drink. A sweet, sparkly mountain dew with a crunchy, cheesy dorito on the side to make it seem like it’s a dream.
Just to let you guys know, that "face hugger" is a Nycteribiidae and it is a family of the true fly superfamily Hippoboscoide and are known as "bat flies". Their close relatives are the Streblidae. Edit: Mind my Grammar if anything is spelled wrong, I just woke up. Edit: They are also flattened, spiderlike flies without eyes or wings, and are seldom encountered by general collectors, as they almost never leave the bodies of their hosts. Both males and females take blood meals, thus they qualify as real parasites. Most species are highly host-specific. The family is primarily found in the Old World tropics; a few of the 274 known species to occur in the Neotropics and in Europe.
Ngl, the toilet one has happened to me. I was spewing liquid all day. At work on the ship and it hits me. I run to the bathroom but was just a millisecond too slow and coated the entire toilet. I would have felt bad for not cleaning it up but my division had been at war with the division that owned that bathroom and let's just say they deserved it
For everyone who is asking Damiem to say "my namien is Damiem" he has said it on his main channel (Damiem Lee) and will not say it again
In which video
Terry Kimball it has lie 1/10th of the subscribers of this channel, how is it his main?
@@rainier8842 because this channel is owned by multiple people, and damien lee only belongs to damien
watch it and weep emlets czcams.com/video/rTQXmKc2dsw/video.html
8:39 pp stuck in girl got ripped off and she sits down to go to the bathroom
Damien: **laughs**
Everyone: **feels like a cat that gets a small bit of salami**
Why the salami memes lmfao
@@h4rl3h ._.
@@h4rl3h You poor cat without salami
@@h4rl3h I love this meme lmao it's actually funny compared to...
*whisper* ok Boomer and revenge
I thought it was my comment LMAOO
When Damien accidentally makes a Chills-like voice
Damien two seconds later: I am Chills
Number 15.
Burger King footletus
@@cynthiabaker7939 the last thing you want in your Burger King burger, is someone else's foot fungus
@@72572 but as it turs out that might be what you gaet
r/TIHI: shows something Disgusting
Emkay: *Fascinating*
KIRYU CHAN
Well yes, but actually no, but actually yes.
1:57 "is that a cat horse"
me: of Corse
of corpse
oh no
@@sporklezstuff_moved_to_tt i-
@@dashyponie4347 hehe
Ha
0:01 : *exists*
Lactose intolerant people: *shook*
MY GREATEST ENEMY!
Finally, a challenge
I literally got a severe stomachache just from looking at that
That’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make
Lack toes and toddler ant
the traditional "siberian bear hunting suit" is actually an inside out IRON MAIDEN
nah it's just iron armor with thorns enchantment.
@@ananomooss LMAO
@@ananomooss
imagine punching someone with that armor on
@@jaidenillness t e t a n u s
If its rusty nails as the spikes it causes a poison effect to attacker
The family tree:
Dad: r/cursedimages
Mom: r/makemesuffer
Older Brother: r/TIHI
Younger Brother: r/Noahgettheboat
The cousins would be all the cringe subreddits.
And the step sister is r/hmmm
this is a fucking perfect family tree
Sister: r/DiWHY
Sister: r/DiWHY
If you want to know, the thing on the bats face is called a “Nycteribiidae”, or, it’s nickname, facehugger. It’s a type of parasitic wingless fly. They exclusively cling on bats, feeding off their blood and only really leaving to lay eggs.
Actually,that depicts nycteribiidae. Slightly different,just as nasty.
ohmusicalme Oh, thnx! Just edited my comment. Don’t want to spread the wrong info.
@@adriennekaio4980 there's so many types of those nasties and technically nycteribiidae is the superfamily they belong too but the penicillidia looks a little different. I just think it's awesome that you were helping educate people in the first place,very cool to see that,you made my day💜
ohmusicalme thank you! You yourself are awesome, helping not to spread incorrect information. I’m honored to even converse through comments with you.
News: Huge parasitic "facehugger" hatches onto bat's face-
Me: *_yeah, can I please leave earth?_*
No
I know right
I dunno CAN you??
time 2 go!!!
@@EmKay *yeets myself out of the universe*
10:21 that made me kind of sad. I just had to imagine someone that hasn't seen me in years still thinking of me as a depressed 15 year old with an empty stare
Damien: I love being teased
Fanfic writers: *WE’RE IN BOYS*
Damien: I like being teased
Me: I'm gay, but Damien just turned me straight in a heartbeat
Why choose between those? Just be bi, girl.
Kinda got me too tho Ngl
D3monPixel because it aint a choice
@@Ponipi It is though. Everyone can be whatever they want. I just care if they are bad or good
D3monPixel no, i mean being gay, les or bi is part of genetics
*Thanks I hate it*
EmKay: Showing fanart
Oh my pancakes i thought u was tha real mincraft
Are u tha real mincraft
EmKay: *Unable to properly pronounce nuclear*
Shit -.- He ❤ my comment... Now I'm gonna get spammed
I want to be in the screenshot
"A GOLDFISH IN A CONDOM" -remus sanders
Am i the only other person who got this?
micheala porteous
*exists*
@@elliechuanimates lol
I never thought I would find this here
I thought the _same thing_
"I like being teased"
everyone: 😳😳😳
bordley oh I’ll tease him for u
Borderly*
stupid
Fangirls: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma and fanboys! Don't forget about them!
Everyone:reads subreddit name as "thanks i hate it"
Me:TEHE
Emkay: TEEHEE
TEEEEE I HEEE TE
Thanks your a nice man
cooper you're
I just hear Jackson saying it
“I don’t know, I like being teased”
Damien-
Where is that in the timestamps?
Frilly Carnage thx
WHERE.
8:59
everyone: thanks i hate it
Damien: well i think thats neat
No one:
Damien: * questioning the puffer fish anatomy *
I am legitimately impressed that someone was able to put a dorito on a glass like that
“I like being teased”
D-damien 😳😳😳
Ain't we all like a little tease
😳 damien-senpai
please delete this
@@ropan oh no
no no no
All imma say is ;)
At 2:10 every part of my mind started screaming "A GOLDFISH IN A CONDOM" and I can reassure you, nobody in this comment section will know why.
My mind instantly went to Sanders Sides but maybe that's just me.
Wait curly bug I’ve seen you before
THE DEODORANT GOD!!!!!
0:44 That's a neomorph my friend.
1:04 That is a parasitic, wingless fly.
R/woooosh
Gxrdy Playz no
Ah yes, necrotic infestation neo morph and all those smartass things
Fun fact: in Serbian, sunny side up eggs are called eggs "on the eye"
hey that was fun
As a Serbian i approve this
@Syndrome Not really,the are called "muda"
@Syndrome a,dobro,kako ko
@@james00614 so whenever Dio says "muda muda muda" he's really saying "testicles, testicles, testicles"?
As a diabetic, the closeup of the injection is something I'll never be able to not think about. Thanks for ruining my life more than my pancreas did.
yep, even though I'm not diabetic, that honestly scared me. (probably because things like this freak me out. I like science, don't get me wrong, but real pictures of the thing still kinda freaks me out.)
@@Echo_the_half_glitch look at the bottom left of the hole theres pikachu
its flaky
I haven't gotten to that part yet.
*I'm scared now.*
I agree. I have to get shots every other week for my skin condition, which is unfortunately severe. And even that freaks me out, and I barely have to get injections! *shudders*
gorge lucas: **turns from cam to him self** me: **inserts transformers sound**
D
D
D
Robots in disguise
Un-D
8:10 yes, I can confirm that we do have night vision.
Lucky bish-
1:16
Thats what is looks like to add Thorns III to my armor in minecraft
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@@jacksonguillory8114 ^ This.
naa Thorns 32 327
@@jacksonguillory8114 when you said "ha" i felt it deeply 😳.
you up to watch shrek 2 with me 😊?
8:04 he Mcdied for our Mcsins
1:32
That’s a bootleg version of the dog.
10:58 Imagine waking up at your funeral and trying to open your eyes only to have these in there.
That "Chills" impression though...
10 outta 10 👌
natsuki is a trap
MoNiKa is waifu
Allright, All dokis are best dokis
* 15 out of 15
Slow it down to .75 and it's perfect lol
Teacher: tell me your favourite youtube
Me: EM’kay
eheheheh nice
EmKay reply to me
Teacher: ok so who is it
2:12 im crying; we've finally been cursed with the visage of a goldfish in a condom
this is what remus foretold but we didnt listen to his warnings and now this is our punishment
sanders sides gang rise up
Cashier: "welcome to burger king what ca-"
Me: "I would like some 100% concentrated deadness please thanks :)"
The formal terms for "glucose guardians" are "Fructose Father" and "Maltose Mother"
4:06 Fun fact: In Romanian when we say fried egg we say ochi witch means eye, so basically we are eating eyes for Breakfast.
I guess you can call this a cursed fact.
What
Ayeeeee un roman. Credeam că sunt singura lol :)
@Michael Good Thanks
8:56
_me, a fanfic writer: thanks for that information buckaroo!!_
Damien: *I LIKE being teased*
It is “NB”/“Enby” (Pronounced the same-), Damien
I appreciate the effort
I have to admire the commitment of the one who stuck dead bees to herself.
"I hate hedgehog cakes."
*shows a picture of a choco-demon*
Me: WHAT.
When there's something that's extremely cursed
Damien: narly
0:43 NO! YOU HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY THE SNACK THAT *SMILES* BACK!!!!!!
Cheese milk had me going "Noah, get the boat!"
BFS Cycling 12:11 I know exactly what Damien saw in that image because I found that pic myself but I’m sure if it was fake Jake with how he completely dropped sensory while he was doing the noahgettheboat we would’ve seen exactly what happened between these two furrys
When your fanart gets in an damien video...
But its in r/TIHI
7:27
Like it or not they're telling the truth
Amuaters
I once saw a guy make a Mountain Dew cheesecake with Doritos crust and I didn’t even squirm.
Oh god no
Foolish mortal
I once saw a guy make a pizza and by the dough he added mountain dew, coca cola and chips and after that he at the thing i also had a bite and didn't puke
Still waiting for “My namien is Damien”
‘damien is my namien’
He said it on his new Damien Lee video
he said it in his main channel
"My namien is Damien...
And i'm not sharen with Karen"
said it already!
0:38
the snack that smiles back.
Me:* heavy and slow breathing *
10:40 i had this once and there was a stick in my bread. a stick!
How the heck!?
8:52 *Sweet home, Alobama! Where the medicare's screwy, too!*
Bruh just how many times do we have to tell you to say this.
Say "my namien is damien".
Edit: i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement
He already said it on his main channel and has no interest in saying that again
this isn't his main channel?
@@b4UDeanoidInnit no he has another channel that's his name on it
ah right
@@terrykimball7133 bruh
0:44
damien: calls it a xenomorph
alien fans: [angry neomorph noises]
willyum huh
@@greenbean3281 it's known as a neomorph not a xenomorph if your into the movie series alien you'd understand
@@Willyum123 NERD!
If you all want to know a true fact, a cat landing has nothing to do with its feet, cats have unusually flexible backbones so whilst they are falling they turn themselves midair to land on all fours
I love how respectful he is about Enby people🥺🥰❤️
*_That gamer drink actually doesn't look too bad..._*
@@tachikomagaming2451 Just let the chip sit and soften, then you can swallow it all.
@@sweetiebabypie2 please stop emkay can only get so turned on
@@EmKay omg
*_Excuse me while I have a heart attack-_* I love your vids so much
I am about to die
Thank you for the heart
uwu
if u like this comment u like furries
@@coopermorford3264 I told you I wasn't lying, EmKay is friggin awesome. This is the highlight of my week.
0:20 why is every single hedgehog cake either:
1) made by someone who can actually make and decorate cakes
or 2) traumatizing.
there is no in-between.
Pufferfish skeleton: existing
Damien: HOLY CRAP THIS IS FASCINATING
The fan art comic at the end was freaking ADORABLE.
That "I'm hungry, I gotta poo" comic has another tile. We'll just... leave it there.
0:31 I wonder how many times it took to get the dorito there without it breaking
Easy, wet the middle, it’ll soak in and take the piece off.
Just gotta be accurate...
No one:
Damien: *THAT'S FASCINATING*
1:56 thats a star stable cat combined with a star stable horse-
They say that every time Damien laughs, an angel gets it's wings
Cutted.
No one:
Damien: yo that’s neat
Omg xD That cat horse is from star stable! I'm dying from laughing soo much! Great vid!
Damien, the pufferfish skeleton spikey things are like rings and when the pufferfish expands all the rings spread out.
1:13 ah yes.
Pinhead the siberian bear hunter
25% MORE CHEESE?
Yes but yes
Yes but stomachache
needs more cheese
A note to KylePlantEmoji, predators for tigers are just what they fight for their food with
0:30
Ah. A beautiful creation of the famous gamer’s drink. A sweet, sparkly mountain dew with a crunchy, cheesy dorito on the side to make it seem like it’s a dream.
"I like to be teased"
Aight,nobody asked it but here we are...
Damien’s chills impression is so accurate that it scares me
Damien:pure heart, loving, a person, person that we care about
Just to let you guys know, that "face hugger" is a Nycteribiidae and it is a family of the true fly superfamily Hippoboscoide and are known as "bat flies". Their close relatives are the Streblidae.
Edit: Mind my Grammar if anything is spelled wrong, I just woke up.
Edit: They are also flattened, spiderlike flies without eyes or wings, and are seldom encountered by general collectors, as they almost never leave the bodies of their hosts. Both males and females take blood meals, thus they qualify as real parasites. Most species are highly host-specific. The family is primarily found in the Old World tropics; a few of the 274 known species to occur in the Neotropics and in Europe.
Damien: does it fall like a cat or a horse?
Me: HOW WOULD A HORSE EVEN FALL?
Like a horse, probably
On the ground
Laughs in Cliff
minecraft: id say im w/ u but he keeps doing this
steve: *YyyYeeEeEeEEeE HhAAaAwWwww*
Horse : oog.
By tipping over my guy..
Damien: my enby friends
Me, an enby: :D
Cambria Darnell no one cares.
6:41 invader zim: enter the florpus. That is the florpus.
Nobody:
My sleep paralysis demon at three in the morning: 0:23
aw, damien talking about his enby friends! so sweet, "I think that's the term? I don't know, I get mixed up", you're doing a great job, buddy!
The light at the end of the tunnel is often simply the front lights of an onrushing train
Dude I love your pure curiosity like with the pufferfish skeleton both my parents are marine biologists and that stuff fascinates me too
the fact that damien has enby friends just made my day and it's only 11am.
1:24
Damien: there could be a timeline when Mr. Bean is the joker
Me: There could be a timeline where my crush actually loves me
Nah.
Nah
Nah
35% more cheese, gives me all my daily nutrients.
I’m eating Doritos while watching this
That potato looks like it's trying to take Harry Potter's blood to revive itself...
1:11 that’s just a full thorns 3 set up on iron armour
1:05 Imagine waking up to that on your face...
Ahahaahahahaha, No thank you
When I saw the mtn dew in the thumbnail I quietly whispered "squip juice" and I don't know if I should be worried for my sanity.
Thank you Emkay, I got all my cursed images from this video and sent them to my crush.
Shout out to all the Enby glucose guardians out there 💞💟💕❤💝💗💖
2:15 so thaaaaaaaat's what Remus was talking about
Yes!
That "facehugger" scared me so bad that I SWEAR I saw King Kai.
Ngl, the toilet one has happened to me. I was spewing liquid all day. At work on the ship and it hits me. I run to the bathroom but was just a millisecond too slow and coated the entire toilet. I would have felt bad for not cleaning it up but my division had been at war with the division that owned that bathroom and let's just say they deserved it
Don't look just listen for 20seconds 4:23-4:48😂
2:23
You SHOULD be terrified of what a tiger considers a predator, its predator is the most dangerous animal on earth.
It's humans.
I just watched this from 2019 into 2020
Irish KX Boy go back
GO BACK
1:11 The suits actually look like something that Slipknot band members would wear to concerts.