The Dumbshits Guide to Dark Souls: Anor Londo
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Okay so Anor Londo is pretty fucking long. Probably the largest area in the game (I think don't quote me on that) so there's a lot to miss. Also, O&S live here, so there's that. Only a couple of actually tricky areas though, the rest you just have to be careful going through. It's also worth noting that if you kill Gwyndolin, you lose your chance to join the Darkmoon covenant.
(This series won't cover random enemy drops or soul items)
Songs:
Kevin Macleod - Call to Adventure
Excision & Downlink - Existence VIP
Greentopify - Dunkstein and Slamough ( • Dunkstein and Slamough... )
Kill Bill OST - Ironside Siren
Tri-Osc Music - Terror Boy (Souljacore)
MC Hammer - Can't Touch This
Dark Souls OST - Gwynevere, Princess of Sunlight
Super Paper Mario OST - River Twygz Bed
Andrew Gold - Spooky Scary Skeletons
Jaws Theme (Jazz Remix)
Parasite Inc. - The Pulse of the Dead
RuPaul - Tranny Chaser
Renard - Tumblr Got Soul - Hry
First time I reached Gywnevere's chamber, there were three messages at the door.
"Amazing chest ahead", "Be wary of massive chest", "Try holding with both hands"
The try with both hands was also left in my game in dark souls 3. Big sad. No titties. Cry with both hands over face.
I'm not a native English speaker. So it took me a while to understand why there were no chest to open in this room, as the messages were translated. Same with TTBH in DaS2.
Sounds more fitting before Quelaag's door.
@sir perfectionest I have a bias towards the darkness. It may be more common than you give credit for. Why else do teenagers go all goth and emo and shit like that? Admittedly, I always kind of liked it when girls were mean to me when I was a kid. Crazy, I know. But then again, more common than you may thing. Quelaag ftw!!!
voicedify itty bitty titty committee
233: Realise you have to fight both of them
234: Cry
que gracioso encontrarte aqui haha
Dont talk to the fuckin br.
Meanwhile in Dark Souls 2..
X: Realise you have to fight both of them
X2: Not this shit again..
X3: Sigh once they're both dead.
X4: Feel a bit better, since you'll face a cool boss next.
Arexion5293 X5: Realize it's Nashandra
X6: Cry at how easy of a final boss she is.
Joe Lee
X7: Feel dissapointed.
I was actually referring to the Dragonriders fight, by the way. The Mirror Knight is after them and he is a cool boss. Especially since it expands upon the Old Monk's boss idea. Though at the same time, it can be a very cheap boss against solo players.. Oh well, still beat it on my first try, even if I had to deal with 3 NPC mirror summons.
1:07 I love how the two sentinels sort of look at each other when she does the gesture, as if they're thinking, "did that little shit just taunt us?!"
Sentinels are just triggered casuals.
Anor londo is a fucking stupid fucking area
Fr😭
@@ciyantayagaming6735 bra it's btr than blightown
@@abdullahiabdilatif8230 I know I just hate all the enemies except the silver knights and ornstien and smough are the best boss in the game. At least it isn't like the demon ruins, The lost izalith or tomb of the giants
Player: "It'd be good if someone could help me."
Solaire: "Ayy lmao."
Dumbass me accidentally hit him at the bonfire. Now i gotta fight s&o all by meself...
@@leeminhoe74
You bitch
@Neiodas Yes i did that. Solaire is gone but i still can summon him for the fight.
I don't have any humanity so I can't get his help
@@leeminhoe74 Just walk back and ask for forgiveness.
Amazing chest ahead
be wary of liar
I can´t take this...
I did it!
Hidden wall ahead
ambush but hole
"Cut off his tail as a sign of trust"
+CHRONWARD "Kill him as a sign of friendship"
Eat him as a sign of loyalty
Digest him as a sign of Trust
(it's different because it's capitalized)
"Kill him as a sign of friendship"
I will never get over that double parry. Like, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
3skilled5me
I never even learned to Parry in the game, just get a big weapon and smash everything. No shield either
@@josh18230 mad lad
@@josh18230 Same. Parrying seems tough as heck to do consistently.
@@akiraigarashi2874 its not one you realize its as easy as press button when sword gets close, deal insane damage and become invincible
First double parry I've ever seen. GG
Matt Britton dont you mean GGGG
DOPPIO PARRY
DOPPIO PARRY
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA BELLA FRA AHHAHAH
Dont disrespect Sabaku like that
@@hhawkins8391 mazzi professionali intensifies
I'm shit at dark souls and I still killed Drake and Josh first time by running around screaming for Solaire to help me
great guide.
Exactly how I remember it on my first playthrough. Cheers mate!
Thats how i won against the gargoyles too. best boy did all the work while i was lagging in the corner
I just got the other phantom to help me, the one in front of the boss room, and I beat them first try as well.
Ngl that what I did as well 😂
Lucky you. Solaire would get ganked and die in about a minute. He’d never make it to the second phase.
Who’s here in 2024?
Just you
Me.
🙋♂️
Me lol
Me. First time playing DS Remastered.
It's kinda sad when you realise that you have real friends because none of them have killed you as a sign of friendship.
Just want to tell everybody I’ve been at O&S for MONTHS (took a break from dark souls as well). JUST TODAY I BEAT THEM FINALLY!! It felt unbelievable to reach this achievement, and by myself too! My cat accidentally made me Aggro solaire :/ celebrate with me people!!
YAYY Congratulations!! 😃💫🤍🤍
Let’s gooooooooooo
your cat is an evil being.
I just finally defeated O & S today too.
@@dbrad105 congrats and great job
wow your last video was 2 months ago?
get it together man
:^)
Your last vid was 3 months ago, git gud pineapple
#tyrannosaurusrekt
WildPie101 seriously man, we want to see how you get gwyn rekt
Marco Zaupa he made a frikking vid explaining his controller is DED (probz man of favor) and he's been "Distra-DESTINY" so he's gonna maek mor snek vids wen he got his DAMN CONTROLLER.
Thank you for your patience,
:^)
xDtooltimerxD sorry, I didn't know that
I'm gonna be laughing at "Spooky Londo" for the rest of my tormented and restless life.
Is so Spoopy
Same xd
Spooky Londo is cool and all...
But there were none spooky scary skeletons there
@@lilixpictures6128 but shivers down your spine
“All other guides are too slow and srs”
Then proceed to take 5 years to reach Tomb of the Giants.
Im just at the twin princes on just a day
@@binaricfirewall45 ... wait a minute-
I can't believe this masterpiece is almost 7 years old. Time really flies
Reading the comments saying that "The last one was released 8 months ago" on a 9 month old comment... Feels bad man.
Porn is good for the soul.
+HATTED GAMER. indeed
+elcinemanum13 Finally someone agrees...
+Mdogg2005 hes making new ones
Is is out!!!
*COME*
*ON*
*AND*
*SLAM*
shure if your payin for da hotel
*AND*
*WELCOME*
*TO*
*THE*
*JAM*
that reminds me of some traditional artwork i saw
Мужик с чашкой i
*CMON*
*ON*
*AND*
*SLAM*
*IF*
*YOU*
*WANNA*
*JAM*
"247: Josh powers up the Drake"
This is honestly the best video I've seen in a while. Too bad I'm only seeing it now.
Best - video - ever
Ajaa!! miren a quien tenemos aquí
Dross SAPEEEEEEEE
TE AMOOOO AAAAAAA
¡El maestro del terror en persona!
que haces aca dross
323: Still waiting for more.
324: Where are you m8.
325: Really im a fucken casul m80 I cant finish this game when you are out plox come back bro.
326: cry becouse you will never finish hard souls.
327: Im still waiting for more tho.
328: be happy cause he said hes making more
329:realize he said that 2 months ago
330 crie
331: Read point 328
332: smile
333: Read point 329
334: Be anxious
335: cri evry tim
+Kacper “Creep” Crepiński 336:check steam group
337:see he's finished filming new episode he just needs to edit it
338: see he's thinking of doing dumbshits guide to hard souls 2
339: praise the sun!
+MRchampionpwnage
340: realize that was 6 months ago
341:Cry
+Phazon 342:have hope
323: Regret that the next video never came out.
324: I cri errytiem
gameer1010
Oh wow, so edgy. Don't cut yourself on that, now.
gameer1010
Y'know, the number memes really aren't helping your case, buddy. You're really just embarrassing yourself here.
gameer1010
Look man, come back when you can act your age and not your shoe size, then we'll talk. Until then, I'd advise you stop making such a horrid ass of yourself.
asmcint Agreed, he never made the sequence :'(
gameer1010
Hey everyone! Got a wonderful show in the comments for you! Man makes fool of himself repeatedly, failing to see how much of an utter moron he appears to be!
Still watching this in 2020 it cracks me up 😂
Honestly it helped. Trying to clear on my switch and I just got here
Agreed
youll need that laughter in a few months buddy
2021 gang
Same the fucking outrow with the out of time music and the master baiting is to much
235: Try parrying
236: Try standing up
237: Try running away
238: Try fighting
That's all well and good, but you never tried jumping.
Or blocking
Try tongue but hole
@@mrbencroft8251 I hear that's a good trick.
Or rolling you can't forget the roll
This isn't Sekiro.
I just watched all of these guides, and was sad when I saw that this was the last one. What happened? :(
The next is one isn't finished yet.
Eskimo Paladin This episode came out nine months ago. I doubt it takes that long to make a new one.
They probably gave up then.
sampochw And I doubt that the money made off of these guides is worth all of the editing and time he has to put into it. Nobody exists just to please other people with the content they make.
The Creator Actually, many people do their thing just for fun, with the money being a bonus on the side.
323: realize he hasn't uploaded the painted world of ariamis yet
324: Cry
I am just now realising after 8 years that he's called Giant Dad because he uses the giant set and the mask of the father.... I truly am a dumbshit.
Your clips still make me laugh years later
HE IS BACK, THE LEGEND NEVER DIES!
can confirm, 4 years later the legend *is* dead
@@dsjaks6983 He will be back in our darkest hour.
@@CidGuerreiro1234 in still waiting
@@arizun8160 Have faith.
i'm from the future, he just uploaded the last vid and apparently won't be finishing it. The legend has, indeed, died.
9:15 *Slamming intenseifies*
Dunkstein and Slamough
Ive Ran out of good names
BITEZADUSTO
*Dust-Biting Intestifies*
The Song if anyone’s wondering czcams.com/video/3OZU3fi08-o/video.html
AFRICAN AMERICAN EYE ORB
I'M DEAD XD
Today, an era has ended, and Im back here reliving the good ol days
What era was that?
When I heard Gwyndolin talking all I could think was, "Shut up dude, you'll eventually be eaten by a mass of black sludge."
Aknaught92 dont be mean to him :(( he’s trying his best
Lunar eclipse yeah he was a interesting boss, quite enjoying
These guides have always been helpful, not only are they informative. But they give you a good laugh as well.
+Knight Artorias I was pleasently surprised by how helpful they are. Like, they could actually be used to get through the game.
I think this is the best one in the series. The music you use for the Smough & Ornstein fight is excellent, had me crying with laughter.
I found your guides back when I was playing the game and they're so fun that I'm still watching them eight months after beating it. All game guides should be paced like this.
Man, I can only imagine the possibilities...
Dumb Shit's guide to Bloodbourne?
Dumb Shit's guide to Dark Souls 3?
Just take your time m9. I'll stay subscribbled until the day that I die!!!!
Christian Calso ded yet?
Me : *laughing histerically*. You still there mate? XDXD
4 fucking years ago
@@spaghettisouls2025 hahah
He ded
9:19 - 11:11 Both songs go so well together, its dope!
For some reason, I read this as Dumbledore's guide to dark souls and was expecting some sort of magic build or something 😂
These videos are helping me through the Remaster today! Waaaaay more helpful than other “walkthroughs” and way more entertaining!
These guides are surprisingly more helpful than the super long ones. Unfortunately I only got up your guide for anor londo AFTER I lost 2k souls to those black knight archers...
Silver*....
Rip
+Satoshi Ryu I lost 20k souls to the titanite demon in the small castle room lel
Try 30,000 in total trying to kill Ornstein and Smough :/
_Not_ still haven't reached them yet! How hard are they? I heard they are the hardest bosses in the game
That fucking double parry didn't even know it was possible HOLY FUCKING SHIT HYPE.
I did it ONCE in DS3 PvP and felt amazing. Then I got killed and was never able to pull it off again because I suck ass at parrying :(
Then git gud you casul
I figured it was possible, since I doubt the parry has some sort of limit on how many attacks it can take, so I would say it can take as many as can fit in it's range, so long as they all happen at the same time
@@abomesai18 What happens if one of the attacks comes a little bit after you parry. Do you get invisibility frames or do you just get hit?
You're basically Buffalo Bill at this point
"I bet you never thought you'd chase after a crossdresser huh?"
Sure, let's say that
Just marathoned this whole series -- it's amazing! Can't wait for the next video!
fairfarren38 Hahahahahahaha! Oh wait, you're serious. Allow me to laugh even harder then. Seriously though, I'm pretty sure the series was scrapped.
***** Really? Because that would be awesome. The series was really good.
You poor soul
@@beanman9644 😂😂 fr
i died when he said, "he saw everything, dispose of him" lol
You sure made that walk on the ledge with the archers look like a breeze. I've died 30 times at least just trying to get past that archer on the right. He never pulls out his sword to attack and just keeps knocking me off with arrows.
Exactly this
2:52 kills me everytime i watch this. sometimes i just come here to watch this video after a long school day just for this part XD
Please finish this masterpiece
8 days my son, 8 days
+BriBriBros how you know it's 8 days til next vid?
+BriBriBros how do you know?
+Skedder The vid was out like 2 weeks ago.
+Юрій i know, i missed it
Idk why but the Ayy Lmao Solaire cracks me everytimes
This is some bombass editing as well as a hilarious video and awesome guide. I've seen vines of your stuff but I'm super happy to find the actual videos! While I'm like 3 years too late, keep up the awesome work!
Wow, I am so late to the party watching these guides, this is the second one I've watched and they are hilariously funny, I have spent the past 3 days getting heavily into Dark souls:Remastered, so stumbling upon these delightful and helpful guides has been amazing, thank you for doing them, I hope you return to creating one day.
i died of laughter when i heard space jam remix
Super Londo Bros... best nick name ever
Can't wait for the newbies to reach Anor Londo in the remaster.
Emo Rainbow hi! A newbie here for the first time in Anor Londo...it sucks :D
Im here fml
Yeah fuck anor londo mainly because of those archers at the entrance
Completed anor londo 2 weeks ago the archers were no match for my HIDDEN BODY
the only part about anor londo i hated was ornstein and smough. Granted, I had already beat DS3, but anor londo is still different enough.
Fucking 2 arrows one roll, but also 1 party 2 attacks? THIS IS OUT OF HAND!
Skyter L its wildpie101 lol
That truly is the thing about O and S. One on one, they're chumps. Two on one, you're the chump. Dark Souls in a nutshell.
well their chumps for me alone or with help NG+ SL 1 no pyromancys didnt even take 5 trys because... a lot of experience but. yea XD
Nathaniel Allen My first char I didn't summon Solaire and did like 30 attempts on them, but never managed to kill them. Closest being like 10%.
I ragequit and started anew with more experience and ended up killing them in the first try because of all the skills I had from my first char xD And somewhat better equipment.
Lewtable Lmfao my first character was fat rolling in havels with an un upgraded great-sword using havels great-shield and managed to kill them after like 20 or so tries
Lmfao im not sure who's first playthrough was less effective.
CZcams recommend this video to me.....what is it trying say....
Well, the fact that it recommended this video and that you're questioning it would imply that u a dummshit
Rekt
+DTG499
You think Dark Souls is easy?
Nope!
It's has hard as youtube recommendations!
CZcams recommendations! CZcams recommendations! !rotating youtube logo and big jugs thumbnails!
.. I guess?
+Zeithri Watch him use that in the next episode.
+DTG499 It's trying to say "prepare your butthole for DkS3"
after 4 years this video still brings me so much joy
2:52
best scene of all your videos hands down,
8 years later and still gold
Its been three months. I'm stuck on Ariamas without your guide. Plz help, I'm a dumbshit.
Purger Pete Ariamas is a miserable place of miserable misery. It also has an absurdly high invasion rate for some reason :/
***** Because Ariamis is awesome so anyone whose anyone wants to duel there. A dumbshit tip:
Dark Souls has a weird and complicated set of PvP "laws" that are basically followed by everyone, and if they don't know, they will figure it out eventually. One of these stipulates that, like it or not, there are designated PVP zones where 99% of people are there to fight, while the other 1% are actually trying to pass the level, but will get a fight anyway. Bringing summons only serves to make phantoms attack with extra gusto because phantoms will instantly assume they will be ganked and will bring a powerhouse of weapons and equipment to fight 3v1 accordingly. Some noteworthy locations:
Undead Parish, the Depths, the Berg (the first two for griefers, the last is typically fight clubbing for NG+ and beyond)
The Painted World of Ariamis (amazing scenery, mid game location, tower makes a good fightclub spot)
Darkroot Garden (Forest Covenant means a steady supply of invaders for Gankers or prey for Darkwraiths)
And the Kiln of the First Flame (Best most awesome level in the game/100, can only be accessed at the end of the story which means everyone there survived Dark Souls and is looking for late-game PvP)
If you do not want to get mobbed by Invaders, staying hollow or going in at a very low SL is the best way to go. Inversely, you can optimize yourself to the point of deific, go in human form, and just slay any wraiths that trespass, but that is a bad idea until you gain a considerable level of experience.
As for escaping the level, go through the level until you pass the room full of blob hollows (use fire so they don't toxin you, flame burns the toxin and leaves you unharmed.) You will find a path going to the right that takes you to the main tower, by a bridge with an undead dragon on it. Skirt the front of the tower, into the doorway down some stairs, and take the spiral stairs down to ground level inside the tower. You will be able to open the door to the courtyard, there will be a statue surrounded by spear wielding blobs. Ignore them, swing around and go straight to the back. You will be able to.open the door at the start of the level, by the bonfire, from the inside, putting you at the start. To unlock the exit, go back into the courtyard, take an immediate left, there will be a set of stairs going up into a building. At the top, go left and you will find a ladder to the basement. It's dark and the room is full of bonewheels, but the pillar on the back left side has a winch on it. Use it to turn the statue around. This will open the other door in the main tower, it will take you under the undead dragon and all the way to the boss fog at the end. Be careful, as the hollows set up a few pincer attacks, and the fog is warded by a greatsword-wielding Barenike knight, whose WAY deadlier than any of the other Barenikes you see in the game.
Get past him, and you can choose to talk to the boss, Crossbreed Priscilla, and she will tell you to jump from the plank behind her and make absolutely no attempt to attack you unless provoked. YOLO off the cliff, and you will appear back in the painting hall unscathed.
Still, Ariamis has a ton of powerful, unique gear worth finding before you leave including:
The Red sign Soapstone, the Dark Ember, Fire Surge, Acid Surge, the Notched whip and Xanthous set, Velka's Rapier, the Black Cleric Set, the Bloodshield, and lots of souls and humanity. Hope that helps.
leider hosen I'd like to add to never go down the well you find in the courtyard (unless you're a greatshield user, then it's an option), and you can skip straight to Priscilla if you kill the undead dragon and use a jump attack on it's butt and can survive a short fall. There's an NPC invasion in the courtyard, to the right after the first gate from the bonfire (you'll need to unlock it by going around as said by leider).
MrAgentIncognito You can find the "Annex Key" Which opens up a lot of goodies from the locked door in the courtyard with all the tables, and a really good pyromancy if you go down the well.
*But* you'll be put into close quarters with bonewheel skeletons in narrow halls underground. Your choice.
all u gotta do is light fires everywhere. its a painting and youll eventually fall out when enough burns. BURN THE SHIT DOWN!
a surprisingly comprehensive walk through, while still hilarious
“Towards the tall thing to go up
Towards the ground to go down”
Fucking genius.Thank you.
I have been lost for so long at the start of anor londo........ thankfully this put me back on track
Spooky londo is best londo
oi fuckboi u wanna get spooked?
9:12 trying to get through finals week like
9:25 getting a bad grade in the class like
9:42 your friend with an A in the class
9:45 240: Do what you should have done before. (studying)
then there is somebody like me who doesnt try in school or dark souls and is bad but gets A's or first tries several bosses if he tries
Like everybody else who puts in effort into anything?
+Sol Daystar Humblebrag, much? Good luck with life after high school.
+ThrownBrick i dont brag . i mean it. i always get D's to B-'s because i dont study ( or am too lazy to think(mostly the case)). if i study for example for an exam i get at least an A-. PS Good luck yourself ;)
Caprica 9:50 Realize how not funny this joke is
1:26 *I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE*
amoygus sus
Was dope how slam jam song went well with the o and s theme for a second there
I died when "praise the sun" guy said "ayy lmao"
What a great sense of humor. That was unexpected.
that's the best part of the entire video lmao
Fucking 15 minutes of pure #420Yolo$wag
You forgot to add "4jesus" part.
Tomasz Rębisz jesus wants none of this!
Man, these are legit the best dark souls videos ever made. 10/10 would pay you to make more if I was loaded
Spooky Londo in Dark Souls is just Normal Londo in Dark Souls 3 lol
Holy shit the mimics have chains on them?! I've been playing this game wrong forever!!
I found my first mimic and immediately made the genius decision to just slap the everliving shit out of every poor innocent (or not) chest I came across just in case.
mimics copy everything on a normal chest but they make a mistake, mimic chains point out and real chest chains circle in on them selves.
kilian phillips OMG I NEVER KNEW THAT HOLY SHIT
I just check if the chest is breathing or not...
Yes Mimic chests breath.
TheHappy_P0tat0 Im ganna be honest with you that seems more difficult than just looking at the chain. If the chain points out to you it wants to bite you.
kilian phillips Which is why I'll do that from now on. XD
YOU DOUBLED PARRIED THEM SILVER KNIGHTS !!!!!
the theme song of Gwynevere sounds like a modified version of "Ave Maria".
by the way, what is the funny song that plays at the very end of the videos?
The most important video of it's time
So glad the next part is coming out next week! Just got to the painted world and it is kicking my ass. It'll be nice to see how badly I screwed up after comparing how I did it compared to this.
All Dark Souls tutorials should be like this.
1:26 Wildpie, predicting Among Us in 2014
To his credit, this is helping the shit out of me on my re-playthrough where I don't actually want to remember where to go. Keep up the good work, I'm sure people years from now playing DS will appreciate it!
No, please make more! This is the most entertaining shit I've seen in a long while!
"It'd be good if someone could help me" "Ayy Lmao"
These guides are amazing lol it’s refreshing to have a guiding hand through hell while also laughing from the edits and humor 😂😂
Ayy you used the binoculars on Gwynevere's jugs too, my man!
I thought that's what they were made for?
Dank editing
Spooky Londo
Space Jam music
Actually helpful guide
Hilarious
11/10 would bang-Game Informer
Just beat Ornstein and Smough for the first time! So happy :D
the feeling is pretty amazing am I right? haha
Better than sex, I can confirm
JOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Got really close on my first time. Super ornstien with 3 hits away. Then i got raped in thr ass 5 times before i settled on killing super smough last. Feelsbadman
My first time the other day. I died maybe dozens of times it feels like... and at least two of them were with super Ornstein one hit away from death.
It was all worth it for Ornstein’s armor though. That set is my fucking trophy and I love it.
I heard that scream from 1:56 in many videos, where's it from?
GOD ur playthrough really helped me EVEN AFTER YEARS
I already know how to traverse the places yet I still watch these vids
Probably my favorite thing about the Dark Souls community is all the names for Ornstein and Smough that have come to be over the years. Drake and Josh, Fatboy Slim, Biggie and Smallsie, the Super Londo Bros, Snorlax and Pikachu, so many good ones.
oh my god this is literally my favorite video on youtube, im scared to think of what will happen if i dont watch it at least once a month
I wish all guides were like this. It makes learning fun!
1:57 this scream is from serious Sam . Fuck yeah
"247: Josh powers up the Drake." Love that reference. Funny!
the music that plays during mimic part at 1:19 , how is it called?
Finally killed O&S after trying a month of desperation.
That was absolutely hilarious. BrB watching the whole series.
1:27 don‘t say it don‘t say it don‘t say it don‘t say it don‘t say it don‘t say it don‘t say it don‘t say it don‘t say it don‘t say it don‘t say it don‘t say it don‘t say it don‘t say it
Best Dark Souls video that I some how just now found. Gotta watch them all!!
Love the way you edited the view. Funny n informative. Great job....