Italy Slander
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- čas přidán 8. 06. 2022
- #Italy #slander
The slander of all 20 regions of Italy, enjoy.
The flags are the gonfalons of each region.
Romans, Genoans, Neapolitans and Bologna slander are heavily inspired by the "Italy Slander" version of Cristian Marchese.
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I find it hilarious that every country seems to have a region accused of sleeping with sheep. Regards from Wales 🏴
Ahahah
sweet home alabama for the freedom-guys?
Hahahaha
Quindi i Galli inculano le pecore, non c'era questa parte in Asterix ed Obelix
Willie from the Simpsons in the italian dub is sardinian lol
As a native italian, I can safely confirm that this isn't a slander, but a nutshell of every italian region
Scary how accurate this actually is
È così, è così
Applausi prego
Anche il creatore del canale è Italiano... O per lo meno questo è quello che c'è scritto nella descrizione (ultima Tab della home del canale)
Si
For those who are confused, Molise is just Italian Wyoming
You mean Wyoming is just american Molise
@@maryfreegirl2029 oh, you're right
1:57 I’ve been there it’s Campobasso
Where the F- did we got lost, Wyoming?
@@FlagAnthem ayooo the flag and anthem guy!!!
As a descendant of Calabrian immigrants who recently looked in the mirror, I can indeed confirm I'm a monke
I hate this on so many levels, but it's sadly true.
What this region is hiding, I wonder.
@@iKiwed hiding baby monkeys, i am semi monkey from naples :(
Sono Calabrese e posso confermare. L'evoluzione qui si è fermata all'homo erectus.
Spicy chiles. That’s why pesky stingy commie privileged northerners make fun of because they lonely and depressed. Jejejuleje.
Btw I’m not Calabrian
So true bro 💀
Off topic but I just love how we all decided to speak English here, just to explain our national memes to everyone outside of Italy who randomly sees this.
good job, fellow Italians.
Il bello è che tra tutti questi commenti in inglese non ne ho ancora visto uno scritto da qualcuno che non sia italiano
@@Davi-gb4zf today nobody has said blasphemies here, you have to come and change this beautiful habit...
@@vasco2387 it's a joke, mother of mine it's a joke
Sooner or later, we all catch up to the international community. It just takes more time to do it, but we eventually leave the past behind and embrace the future ahead.
Yes.
Man this isn't a slander, this is the italian lore
Sicilians explaining how they are not 80% greek
I'm Sicilian
*TRIGGERED*
Σικελοί ❌
Δυτικοί ελληνικοί 👍
@@bastianodimebagΚεφαλονιά αλλά με πίτσα
@@bastianodimebag μαφιόσι 😳
@@adolfmacgale4115 l'hai scritto pure male 🤡
As a Venetian I have to admit that's a pretty accurate representation of our typical breakfast on a working day
Classic 10am work meeting in Veneto: "yes, please, two spritz and 3 prosecchi thank you. However, how about those documents?"
@@jacopozenomoscardo1604 people don't work in Italy
but with grappa
except it's red wine and grappa
quanto è bello esse trentino e sai di essere italiano e non tirolese
Tanto alla fine probabilmente metà dei tirolesi è italiana ma non lo accetteranno mai
@@whitezombie10 solo perche siamo i migliori😂😂
I ""tirolesi"" che non lo accettano sono popo ridicoli. Il fatto è semplicemente, sei nato in Italia e vivi in Italia? Sì, allora sei italiano, semplicissimo, stacce. Gli hawaiani mica rompono il cuzzo perché sono cittadini americani. Alla base del sentimento di ribellione di quei _tirolesi_ per me c'è proprio disprezzo per l'Italia più che voglia di indipendenza.
@@whitezombie10 prima del tedesco parlavano l'antenato del ladino e romancio, sono stati germanizzati nel corso del Medio Evo.
VENGO DAL TIROLO E NEL SUD DELLA PROVINCIA SIAMO TUTTI ITALIANI
Ok, I'll try to explain every part of this video to non-italians
Romans: Even if in the "original" recipe of Carbonara Romans use Guanciale, there are a lot of people all around italy that uses Pancetta (bacon) because it's more common and there are a lot of people that doesn't like guanciale.
Geoans: It's not because Genoans are poor, but because there is this stereotype of them being so stingy. Paying in Genoa Style (alla genovese) in a date means that everyone only pays for themselves.
Neapolitans: North and south italy have a lot of cultural differences, and Neapolitans are often considered funny buy the northerns.
Calabrian people: This is just a internet meme, we joke about calabrians being monkeys because their region is the least developed in italy.
Sardinians: Actually I don't know why, but there is this stereotype of Sardinians that have sex with sheeps
Veneto & friuli: well it's pretty explicative
Aosta Valley: ??????
Milan: I've never been in milan so I don't understand this. But Milan has the stereotype of being rich.
Bologna: Expecially in the university context, people from bologna are considered communist
Sicilians: pretty explicative.
Tuscany: there is rivality between some tuscany cities, like Pisa and Livorno, Massa and Carrara,...
Basilicata: their region is actually useless (lol i'm joking)
Trentino-Alto adige: this region is splitted in half. The northern "alto adige" is called Südtirol and everyone speaks german there, so they want to be part of austria, but Trentino people, that speaks italian, are proud for being italian.
Marche: I don't know what dish it referes to, but i think it's the Ascoli's Olives, that are pretty good, i've been there many times.
Umbria: Baci perugina are very famous candies in every part of italy, and they are from Perugia, in Umbria. They are chocolate candies charaterized by motivational quotes written on a little plastic sheet in every package. I actually collect them, and I have many Baci's motivational quotes in my phonecase.
Apulia: Apulia is sadly famous for being polluted. There is Taranto, where a large part of the population has cancer from the pollution. I advice to watch some documentaries about this situation there, because it's not known well outside italy.
Abruzzo: I live here in Abruzzo, and it refers to many earthquakes that destroyed and damaged some abruzzese cities. There is the 2009 Aquila earthquake that actually destroyed the entire city, the 2017 earthquake of Amatrice, that dameged Norcia too, and the Rigopiano tragedy in the same year. I remember it because my father has lost one of his friends there
Turin: I don't understand, never heard of this term before
Molise:
Thank you kind sir
So, the aosta valley one is about the snow(maybe). The Milan one is about Milan being the city of fashion, and they make a lot of profit from it. The Sardinia one is about the rurality of the region, and the sheep joke is used in other rural countries, like Albania. Also, Calabria is the least developed region in Europe , even less than the least developed region of bulgaria
@Giada Calarota ah, adesso capisco. Non seguendo il calcio non ne ero a conoscenza.
Sono dell’Abruzzo e hai ragione.
Cmq mi dispiace per l'amico di tuo padre
0:59 ta-tax... Taxe-... The fuck are those things, never saw them before as a Sicilian
It's like govern pizzo
@@antoniosangermano8834 incredibile answer, as a Sicilian myself I must say that you made me laugh sir
It’s very funny that we all are Italian and we type in english😂
fanculo le tasse! come pagherò la mia attrezzatura da corsa?!
the photo from Molise is fake: the region doesn't exist, hence you can't even get there to take photos of it.
"Some say they have found it once: there are only two people, they play video games and shoot videos. The bald one is rumored to actually be a wild survival expert, he's named after a framework of metal bars and a city"
~unknown ancient source
Who is the bald guy you are referring to?
They once found an epigraph which revealed the bald guy's name, it said:
S Y N I G E R
😳
They play a little girls' video game
@@aureliano_37 johnny sins
Exactly,I was expecting to see a black screen.I got scammed
This is indeed, our country
Gobbo
Gobbo
Forza roma
@@asellandrofacchio7263 3-4
Juve sucks
As someone from Friuli and Veneto… I can relate 💀
We can relate💀*
Same
As an italian, this is extremely accurate, especially the neapolitan part
Edit:as an italian this comment is fucking overated
Ahahaha terronia moment
Se lo dice il sig. Punzo Pasquale mi fido, grazie dell'info, le auguro una bellissima giornata con 10 dita
Pasqua c'ha ragione
Ao ma comm t prmiett in t schiatt a cap ecapi-strunz munnezz sij a shfaccimm ra gent chiavc💙💙💙
Ma per cortesia i nordisti sono tra i più permalosi al mondo! Vai a dire loro che il gorgonzola è una brutta copia del bleu, che qualsiasi caciotta dura è meglio del parmigiano e che il loro prosecco ai pesticidi fa cagare e ce li avrai tutti contro! 😂
0:39 that's simply unreal. In Veneto we drink wine.
i always appreciate being called a chad
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Trentinsianann?
Should that convoluted word mean citizen of Trentino?
@@erikilnero uhm...yeah?
It's just that in Italian it's simply "trentino"
As a Sicilian and proud, I agree we disappear into one of the heavens where taxes are illegal.
Mi fai pensare al fatto che mio padre si lamenta un botto su questa cosa:
Ogni volta che vede una luce pubblica accesa o cose così lui dico:"e io pago,e io pago...". Sto diventando come lui lol
@@tranqui_lil_ie Quasi tutti i papà siciliani lo fanno, lol.
Love how, if you ask anyone in Italy about the flag of any other region, they won't absolutely not even guess one color
Italy slander memes are always incredible
As an inhabitant of the "Healthiest" city in Apulia (Taranto) I'm in tears 😂 Jokes aside YES we do have the biggest steel mill of Europe, still outdated and a big problem. It's a shame because our city is very beautiful, rich of such beautiful panoramas and has many cultural sites! It is also called "La città dei due mari" literally "The city of the two seas" because of the two seas, one "the little sea" almost fully surrounded by the city and the other one called the big sea that is open. Our wish is that one day the steel mill will eventually become environmentally friendly at least or reconverted to something else. Since 2012 the politics fails to hide the problem we all know the cancer-related statistics that are exceptionally high in certain areas of the city the ones very near to the blast furnaces ☹️ BUT we do hope for the future! 💪
Another Apulian fan of Archimede!! that guy was my childhood crush ahaha
@@stephaniesauer3407 Nice! 😃
Purtroppo taranto è così… e te lo dice un tarantino.
Who the hell need a women when you can have a sheep instead?
I mean the sheep eats grass and the women smokes weed.
As sicilian and living in Sicily,my dad always complain about other people wasting the energia of the light,water and he always say:"And *I* pay,and *I* pay..." I'm becoming like him lol
Guy from Veneto here, just wanted to thank you for evaluating us for our "drinking problems" instead of the.... OTHER ONE
i absolutely love how this is in english,the comments are italians speaking in english,and i am myself one of them
sapere che anche in America o Inghilterra si fanno i meme sulle scimmie calabresi,mi rende orgoglioso
as an italian, i can confirm that this is totally true.
1:05 Lol so true, remembers me of Pisa and Livorno
Or Pistoia and Prato
Beautiful.
Truly a masterpiece
1:48 most of the people from turin are called "gobbi" because they are Juventus fans , they are called like this from Milan Fans and more...
Milan Fans hate Juventus Fans so they call them like this.(gobbi means hunchbacks)
Turin(As a football club) Fans are not called "gobbi" because they are not Juventus Fans(Juventus is a squad of Turin) but they are also from Turin.
In realtà sono gli interisti che non possono proprio vedere la Juventus e i tifosi juventini
Io non sapevo nemmeno cosa vuol dire
Poi noi viola col nostro odio non corrisposto
@@m.1561 il derby d'Italia riassume questo discorso
Australian here. I work with so many Italians and Italian products that I understood a good portion of these. Gonna show them all
As a Sardinian. I can relate to our slander
Edit: AO 24 LIKE? WOW!!
Wow, pure io sono sardo
@@arancia3 Sardinians rise up!
I love My beautiful sheep 🐏🐑🤗🤗🇮🇹♥️
ma 'ttagghiazz..
ma io sò romano
as a girl from Friuli/Veneto I can relate💀
Rip
explaination of the Turin joke:
its related to football (soccer for americans) because one of the biggest football teams, Juventus, is set there and since it has a lot of fans and a lot of rivality with other football clubs they are pretty much hated by every other italian so they are called gobbi after the 2006 calciopoli incident
More specifically, supporters of the rival Torino football club started referring to the Juventus team as "la göba" (i.e. the old stooping woman) and its supporters as "gobbi" (hunchbacks)
I am from Abruzzo
EARTHQUAKEEEEEEEES
Same
Si
It's kind of nice that Milan is just known for being an economic powerhouse.
There is just a lot of discrepancy between rich and poor people, I'm from Milan
As a Tuscanian, I can confirm that we often argue with inhabitants of other cities in the region.
Meno male che esiste il signor Dario Moccia, un po' pisano e un po' livornese, che unisce tutta la toscana
As a "calabrese" I really appreciate the tribute to our most famous film the planet of the apes
As a neapolitan I can confirm that when people from North make jokes about us we are super mad
Pineapple pizza best pizza get neapolitans angry as well
@@Tonyx.yt. In reality it makes almost all of Italy angry. Ketchup on pasta is a sin btw
@@Tonyx.yt. That is just common sense
This is officially my favorite thing on the internet
As a "Trentino" I can confirm that we are proudly Italian
I live in Pistoia for many years but i was born and raised in Prato so i think i'm the only one who is fond of both cities.
But i know the medieval rivalry between this towns very well too. The history tells that it started when a thief from Pistoia tried to steal the "Sacra Cintola" (a relic that is supposed to have belonged to Mary) in Prato's cathedral. Well the thief was captured while he was trying to escape and then he was tethered to an horse and he was dragged all over the town, dying in a horrible way.
Since then the 2 cities, who are splitted by only 15 km, really hate each other.
Comunque: viva la Toscana! 😃
Viva prato
Livorno e Pisa, Siena e Grosseto (dove sto io), Massa e Carrara, Firenze e… tutti gli altri… 😂
@@giovvii8727 mai
@@efisiopiantacarote8780 La parola campanilismo l'abbiamo inventata noi toscani.😁
0:57
You misplaced the blue haired girl with gigachad.
As A "Calabrese" (Person from Calabria) I can say that everything there was in this video is true
How do monkey have phone?
I calabresi sanno scrivere?
Sono Calabrese e posso confermare. Siamo scimmie un po' più evolute quindi riusciamo a scrivere e a comunicare a voce con gli altri della nostra specie. A volte in un messaggio non stiamo attenti alla punteggiatura come in questo caso . Questo ci rende tra le tante cose meno evoluti rispetto agli altri italiani.
As an Abbbruzzese i'm having a hard time writing 'cause of the intense shacking
PS: All Italians get upset if you use pancetta instead of guanciale in the carbonara 🤓
🤓
unironically in front of my school that is far away in Bologna there one day happened to be a communism apoligisr giving out marxist paper thingies to children
Average day at any university
This is beautiful
This is really good
It's a friendly and healthy rivalry between cities here in Italy, they're all beautiful
FLORENCE IS THE BEST THO
So you have chosen death
@@RoadUser_Motovlog I only said the truth
as an italian person i can agree on 100% of these memes. so accurate
As an Apulian I can relate to that. We have almost the same exact three chimneys in the picture here in Brindisi
Lmao totally off topic but I've listened this song on repeat for the last year and i had to check at least 5 times if my spotify wasn't bugging
the Molise meme never gets old
Bro the sicilian one is True my mom says when we get taxes she Will pay them in 2 weeks and then after 2 months she pays them
Me as a sicilian: it's not our fau-
* *sees taxes* *
Also me: *VANISHES
I wish you were only joking about the Umbria one, but there are like 3 Perugina shops in the most important square in Perugia (the one with the fountain). Also when we go visit someone who lives in another region, we always think about bringing them Baci even if we end up not doing it.
As someone who's from Veneto, I can say that's really true haha
Here we have some Spritz at 10 am, 12 am, 14 pm, 17 pm, 20 pm and so on..
Beautiful
When I heard the part about Tuscany, I felt right at home, far away from Pisa
"Who always pays their taxes?"
"*NOT BATMAN*"
Magnifico 😭😭😭
Vedo che anche tu sei del Trentino
@@roywempor8395 no
As an Italian this is so true
0:33 As a Sardinian i found this hilarious 💀💀
This is a masterpiece
0:45 average day in Trentino
As someone from Veneto, I approve of this slander
Can confirm. Just came back from a trip to Venezia-Padova-Verona. Am currently 3/4 made of Sprits.
I consider this as real slander with all the Italian regions, you have also specified good how is the situation in my homeland (Trentino Alto-Adige)
The Sardinian stereotype is very hated in Sardinia, so avoid that
It comes from a Sardinian writer who wrote a famous book ("padre padrone") in about 1950 and at one point he tells that when he was a kid he played with his friends to "touch the hen's butt" is was just a kids game, but someone starting from this went out to the hated stereotype that "sardinians love sheeps" maybe because there are many sheeps in sardinia, but there are also many cows
Btw forget that stereotype beacuse Sardinians really hate that
Tutto sommato vi é andata bene, i calabresi sono rappresentati come scimmie XD
@@rappincit348 come stereotipo meglio scimmie che col portafoglio al posto del cuore, da milanese
Si perché in Calabria amano essere chiamati scimmie , i siciliani evasori di tasse e la Basilicata inutile. È uno slander è normale che sia così
1:33 so real 😢
I love that half of the slander memes I have seen are Italian
0:53 it's actually so true
There are so many people coming over for fashion week
Curioso l'uso del gonfalone invece che della bandiera. C'è un motivo dietro o è per puro caso?
Ad essere sincero mi sarei risparmiato un sacco di lavoro se avessi utilizzato le bandiere ma ho preferito comunque usare i gonfaloni in quanto originali e dall'aspetto più classico
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What do you mean Molise doesn’t exist 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:54
Your not funny am from molise
@@VJKI10 omg wow u can’t take a joke in a joke video that’s disappointing
@@VJKI10 tu non esisti
Finalmente uno slander italiano con il suo theme originale, me comlimento
Umbria is also known for having damn delicious cold cuts (or cured meats), the most notable city in this regard would probably have to be Norcia (and there are a lot of activities that are known as "Norcinerie", where you can buy and eat these delicious cuts) 😊
Le Marche sono famose solo per Giacomo Leopardi
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Olive all'ascolana :really bro ?
@@hhhhjtbdlh1982 anche
In Basilicata there Is oil... Now that i said that im worring bout Murica
You can also make Lazio (of Italy) I would like to see those masterpieces come out to you:)
as a person from umbria i can indeed agree on the fact that no one would know us if it wasnt for the chocolate
This is too accurate to be slander. Although I'd replace the beer in Veneto with wine.
La grappa è più friulana vero?
@@lupodelupis3672 la grappa si, poi in realtà di vino ce n'è tanto in entrambe le regioni
1:23 well, at least they're more famous than Mol-... nevermind i forgot it, it wasn't important
Vorrei ricordare che il Molise non esiste
@@jacoposparta9501 Che cos'è il Molise? Mai sentito nominare.
@@jacoposparta9501 cos'è? Si mangia?
@@fanaticofmetal che conversazione? Nessuno ha detto la parola Molise
Molisen’t
As a citizen of Lombardy, I confirm and agree
Molise at the end was the cherry on top
1:18 finally someone who noticed the enormous difference between alto adige and trentino
It's a matter on how chad they are
The difference is that trentino is italian and south tyrol is austrian. And i dont talk about political. I talk about the people
@@tirolerfighter.9144 yes I was talking about that btw
How do you know so much well italy? Wow, impressed (i'm italian LoL)
Guarda nella descrizione del canale
@@shadowswolf1382 era una domanda ironica
@@emaboxe15 l'ha mandato Mattarella come spia, così ci controlla senza che sappiamo chi è (essendo straniero)
@@theDude-mi6wc OMG
@@emaboxe15 we are in danger
As an Italian, and born in Tuscany, i can confirm this video.
As an Italian from Pistoia, Tuscany, I can confirm that I hate the town of Prato and it's people with all my heart (both towns are shit holes literally 20minutes apart)
As an italian, i have truly nothing to say.
Buona giornata.
As an Venetian i approve
As being Italian, I apreciate this
I'm from Marche and it took me half an hour to remember what the only famous dish is
Molto bello, che programma hai utilizzato per crearlo?
Sicuramente Capcut oppure Kinemaster o magari Filmora
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@@fortesviv Oppure Powerdirector
Io consiglio o Filmora oppure Kinemaster,se vuoi fare questo tipo di video
bro, the meme "Average Alto Adige Villager who wants to be austrian" and the "Average Trentino citizen proud to be italian" killed me💀💀💀
Anything for Lombardia? we have so much fog that sometimes in winter I can't even see my phone screen
I'm from L'aquila (Abruzzo), when I saw the description i've started to cry 😂🤣
Bro are you Italian?Because this is too much accurate.
Io vivo sotto l'Ilva ed è magnifico
As someone from Tuscany, I can confirm it's true.
Lucca vs Pisa, Firenze vs Pisa, Livorno vs Pisa, Firenze vs Siena, Massa vs Carrara, Carrara vs La Spezia... these are some examples.
Being from laquila in the abruzzo region i confirm the earthquake part is accurate and they only halfway done to fixing the city