[YTP] We are squirting with PRECISION and ELEGANCE out here
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- čas přidán 29. 04. 2024
- Nobody has ever assembled a squirt machine before, and nobody ever will if they follow these instructions.
This was a viewer-suggested source. Thank you MrWallet on Twitter!
Source: • HEINZ KEYSTONE® Automa...
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I'm honored that you took my suggestion! I've been subbed for 12 or 13 years because you're one of the GOATs. Thanks CS for always getting the JoJ
This just happened to be one of those sources where I took a look and saw massive potential, so yes, thanks again!
He did whatever it took
The GOAT of Foundation Repair!
Hey not bad vid
@@DoomKidfoundation prepared
"You'll have to snap your thumb in half"
*and repair it with only FLEX TAPE*
Ahhhh good one!
@@ZachX888I get it
"Now that's a lot of damage!"
@@christopherregan1654 "How about a little more?"
1:32
"you'll hear an inaudible click" ...ruined me 😂
"This video is audible"
so simple yet so effective
“When doing rim jobs, dont worry about being over agressive” bro it was so subtle too I fucking died🤣
Video about an automatic condiment dispenser:*exists*
Cs188:"I can make a CZcams poop out of you"
At this point, I might as well make a 1 minute video that's just me talking and CS could probably make a YTP of it.
@@dusk-amethyst Perhaps "Dusk Amethyst doesn't know what he's doing next?" xD
@@ZachX888 I didn't say I was expecting something like that to be CS's next YTP.
Though you are correct with your statement.
@@dusk-amethyst That'd be awesome!
Ah yes, my favorite Kraft/Heinz products:
- Automatic Keystone Dispenser
- Automatic Key Dispenser
- Automatic Stone Dispenser
- Automatic Peen Dispenser (actually nvm on this one)
- Automatic Toe Dispenser
- Automatic Eye Dispenser
- Automatic Disc Dispenser (The CD Broke..)
- Automatic Poop Dispenser
And dont forget the complimentary Quickstart Guy!
LMFAO-
Social Account nope wrong automatic PEEN dispenser is acceptable.
Shame he didn't talk about the Automatic Kidneystone Dispenser :(
4:36
“Just… poke a hole in it”
IT’S AGAINST THE RULES
BULLSHIT
As someone who has worked with fartHeHe FooF Doofie before, I can assure you that this is real.
I just hope they don't issue me a CeaeC and DesiseD order
Counter Strike 2 is pretty boring. You might as well cancel the installation buddy, gaben won't give you the joj in there. Now reinstall windows 8 and return to a Japanese Wii.
@@3ofSpadesget CS2 running on the wii
I fucking lost it at foof doofie
@@cs188SuS and desist
3:28 “Train released _Hey, Soûl Sister_ in 2009. Do you feel old now?”
Has it been 15 years since? I DO feel old now.
As if I needed help with that *sigh*
Damn it, cs188. 😅
I was basically a kid at the time so does not make me feel old.
you know whats crazier. skyrim is only 2 years older than GTA V. 🤯
I initially thought "well that's only ten years ago" before realizing it indeed was 15 years. So yeah, I feel kinda old as well
There are a lot of dispensers being dispensed, but my favorite dispenser is the dispenser dispenser dispensing dispensed dispensers.
I just read that in Microsoft Sam’s voice.
Needa dispensa here
"You know what they say... all dispensers dispense dispensers"
TOO MANY DISPENSERS!!!
Try saying that five times fast!😂😂😂
2:31 Bro needs to learn about Ketchup Safety.
He needs to learn how to learn proper use of condiments.
sorry.
3:39 i know its such a simple effect but it kills me every time
the sequence from 2:06 up to the “wat” caught me so off guard, that was some ungodly good comedic timing
2:10 & 3:34 Even these too Lol
you wanna make sure your *_ÐÏÇ_* is over 5 inches so you can't pull it out..
This might've had the most callbacks in a single video yet, and doing the disclaimer after the guy announced it was a nice touch.
0:27 oh if only kidney stones were that easy to pass it
That's actually what it usually means if you piss red
6:32 Me annoying the hell out of every engineer on my team in tf2
0:55
3:08 - If you insert the nozzle into your schnoz, does that make it a "schnozzle?"
YES
This is canon now
0:55 "PUT DISPENSER HERE!" 😂😂😂
POOTIS SPENCER HERE!
“Need a dispenser here!”
A man of culture I see
POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS
Oh, 2008. How I miss you.
SPAH SAPPIN MY DISPENSER
Remember - make sure you don't take a shit in the boxes.
Too late T_T
“Oh, I don’t care, just blow me.” Killed me😂 5:23. As someone who used this device while working at the cafeteria in college, there was always a point where I said something like that while I was refilling the stupid thing
It totally caught me off guard xD
Lol This comment caught me off guard!
Ah yes, a cs188 video uploaded at midnight, right as I was about to sleep. Couldn’t think of a better way to send off my night 😂
10pm 4 me
It’s 2pm for me
12PM for me
12:23 for me!
We in the same time zone
"Instructions for the setup and operation of a motion-activated ketchup dispenser" is a category of video that I just now learned about through this video, but it does make sense that it exists.
"This prius comes priussembled"
Daamn, that's the best pun I've heard all year so far.
*W-*
BABE, WAKE UP. ANOTHER GEM JUST DROPPED.
We are ZERGING with MINERALS and PYLONS out here
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
Squirting has never been this much fun.
i love squirting while i watch youtube!
1:06 is gold
Morshu moment.
I can't believe he went through all the trouble of assembling his squirter and he wasn't even impressed with it.
4:36 "...but it's against the rules!"
*sigh*
listen here you little shit-
B U L L S H I T
NYEHHH.
I always thought these things were clear, and the color came from the condiments sticking to the walls.
That's just what "they" want you to think
this tutorial is so helpful, i just got my HeieH Ket Dispenser and i really needed an instructional video to help me set it up. now im gushing like a fountain all over my food, thank you cs188!! 🙏
AYOOOOOOOOO
Ill gladly partake of your GÜsH
Never thought I’d see the return of “My CD broke….fun”, but it was such a fun throwback
The moment April ended, this beautiful man re-entered my life.
3:55 WHOOPS! YOU HAVE TO PUT THIS CD IN YOUR COMPUTER
You have to put the cd UP YOUR ASS
@@cs188 WE'RE REALLY TRYING TO MONITIZE
@@cs188 SHIT I KNEW I DID SOMETHING WRONG, THX MAN-
Just poke a hole in it.
“Fuck. Right. Off-
-I mean *sure!*”
"Dispenser" sounds like "this Spencer" to me now
Should've put a clip of Spencer from iCarly and then have Billy Mays say "ICARLY SUCKS" like from one of his older YTPs
3:57 now THAT'S a callback
I'm surprised there wasn't a Lego Island joke at 3:54
“My CD broke”
2:10 I audibly said what before skeletor did. 😂
I think we left out a vital step. The Nozzle... must be calibrated. Take care not to move while The Nozzle is calibrating. Do not stare directly into... The Nozzle.
Nice Venture Bros. Ref
Bone Marrow is back! 1:53
Just what needed to end off Aprils 👍
Fiddling with the boxes for no reason really got to me
also wiping the lid
0:04 jumpscare
hey i’d like to IIIIIIIIIntrodUUUUUUUUUUUce you to the nEEEEEEEEEoowooo
the restraint to not make WAY more tf2 jokes is appreciated
5:55 The fact that the closed captions have "product" in quotation marks is mildly concerning
Might be a reference to Lythero, but that's a bit of a stretch.
“product”
5:34 the HoH SiS reference is found here
seeing this video made me become amaturish
(DING)
"seeing this video can make you amaturish"
I’m glad I grew up watching your YTPs lol. They have definitely influenced my humor over the years
Guys, I think the lid should be wiped.
Squirt COME onto Ganons BEAUTIFUL face!
Oh god im having ptsd flashbacks. Five years of food serivice for the good lord always involved one of these in the summer. We had to bleach the main pump tube because it would gather mold.
Thank you CS. No really thank you. It would have been great to perminantly bury my minimum wage trauma.
PS. Sus
CS always uses the most random source videos. It's a big reason why I think his channel stands out. Also 1:11 is really fucking funny to me for some reason
Oh thank god you put the disclaimer in there, I almost didn't believe you and was tempted to watch the video.
Making hot dogs 15 times all over again, aren’t we guys?
Watching this while drunk I expect to be pissing myself by the end
"This Prius comes Priussembled" was like getting hit by a truck after getting run over by a herd of bison.
I love how CS188 has been a creator for so long that theres now lore. Like there wasn’t any reference to steak in this one😭🤣
Honestly just a wholesome video about one man’s loving relationship with his fartHeHe Foof Doofie 🥰
I imagine the hardest part of making this was downloading _Counter Strike_ to get the footage of the download page. There's nothing CS won't do for a video!
There's nothing Counter Strike won't do for a video!
Seriously though the game hasn't been good since Source. Wish that game didn't die... :(
@@ZachX888 Facts. I miss 1.6
@@crylune That had vehicles didn't it? It looked dope af dude.
@@ZachX888 yep. good old func_vehicle, janky, but it was there
2:59 i heard "shark pecker" at a low volume 😂😂
Im glad he made sure that we knew to wipe the lid. I wouldve forgotten
Oh boy am I excited to start *wiping the lid*
Ketchup? Condiment? You **DON’T** got it, my friend.
the beginning is scary to watch cause my computer has been freezing (crashing) with the sound stuck like that.
thank you for still uploading with PRECISION and ELEGANCE after all these years ❤
1:53 Bone Marrow! He is back!
I prefer to pretend Hey Soul Sister doesn't exist.
Love when CS squirts his content all over us with elegance and precision
The video has barely even started but I was already laughing my ass off when he peeked out from behind the table.
2:20 missed the chance for a bruno mars referrence.
cs188 proves once again that he can make a YTP out of anything with spoken words in it.
Ketchup dispensers that came with a pack of condems right out of the box would make the world a better place.
2:48 [demostration redacted for go reasons]
6:58 thank goodness the Prius comes Priussembled.
Good to see Jesse Eisenberg, his audiobook section for audioslave month is one of my favourite bits of YTP
Instructions unclear, the nozzle is now a schnozzle and there's ketchup all over my walls.
The amount of callbacks/references to older cs188 vids was a welcome joy XD
a welcome joj
How many of your past YTP references will you put in one YTP?
cs188: *Yes*
Even now, almost two decades later, the YTP community is finding ways to put Morshu references into videos. MMMM
We'll always have enough rubies for morshu.
*You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough Rupees!*
What a nice video guide of setting up This Spencer™ the correct way
0:34 Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝?
First we'll remove the contents from the box.
This is why CS will always be the YTP goat. He’s like Michelangelo - he can see the JoJ trapped inside the block of marble. No one else can watch something like a condiment dispenser assembly instructional video and make this.
"This Prius comes pre-assembled" man I hope so, I don't have the Chinese factory workers available to do it for me
Watching this has led me to discover that I find Skeletor saying “What?” incredibly funny. I don’t know why but I don’t care. Great joj CS!
I cant describe what its like to get home after cleaning at a ball park on hot dog day to see my biggest enemy be the star of a ytp
4:53 oooo this goes hard!
That is so Fuckin Hilarious poop i ever seen my friend!
Especially billy mays say the ketchup squirter station! XD 5:00
There is nothing that you CANNOT make a YTP outta if you're CS188.
6:11 Yeah I'mma be honest, that dispenser doesn't impress me either what with all the work seemingly needed to put ketchup in a cup
2:58 shark nectar
3:32
No, not until you fucked it up.
What was supposed to be an informative tutorial video only ends up being a viral parody is what makes these kinds of ytp's hilarious 😂
I didn't expect a ytp about a ketchup machine to become one of my favorite videos on this channel
"FartHeHe FooF Doofie"
All Engineers should watch this before setting up on badwater.
*ERECTING-*
@@ZachX888A DISPENSER
I have the sudden urge to *wipe lids*
As many hilarious moments this had, I admit the edit at 3:39 was the funniest. Good ol' screwing with the footage.
I knew you were gonna reference DIY (don't do it yourself) from the style of the source that it is and I'm glad you did
I’d just like to say, your YTPs are on another level. The amount of humour, creativity, and effort put into each of them is unmatched