Wicker Man (2006) - Nostalgia Critic
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- Not the "Not the Bees" joke! Not the "Not the Bees" joke! Can you bear Cage in 2006's Wicker Man remake?
Originally aired on 1/21/2014.
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After being Globally Blocked for a long time, IT'S BACK!
Nice!Love this review!
Channel Awesome Praise the Lord.
Finally
"Cage had the right to bear arms"
I didn't even know it was globally blocked I just wanted to watch it again randomly and I'm happy that it's back up
Wow Nicolas Cage really beat that girl up with his bear hands
Hah!
Hahahahahahahahahah.
+Deven Pautz booooo good pun
that was gud
24:27 You're Welcome :)
Fun fact: If you're attacked by a swarm of bees, no matter the pain, keep your mouth shut! They can and WILL go down your throat
Ace Hunter Blake speaking from experience?
Nah. Heard it happened to a couple attacked by killer bees somewhere in Nevada
Ace Hunter Blake thanks for the survival tips/nightmares bro.
Can't imagine bees would bother with the nose. Unless your nostrils are noticeably large, I doubt they'd even try
Of course not... I'm sure your abnormally large nostrils look fine
"the bear necessities would like you become more acquainted with the ground." is my favorite
The Gummi Bears one is mine lol
‘Sister Rose, I’m brother bear’
“Wocka Wocka” Whore” is mine
My favorite is "The Berenstain family says hi."
Same!
You know what's sad. They finally did a live action Winnie The Pooh in Christopher Robin, and Cage didn't get to play Eeyore. We were Robbed.
I thought the same thing.
It was given to Brad Garrett
Yeah except I think if he were to be Eeyore we'd be robbed of him having a freak out like in Wicker Man or his other movies. Because aside from maybd just time I have never Eeyore have a Nicholas Cage type freak out
Should have cast Peter Cullen.
@@kimifw58 he was busy with Bumblebee
PLOT TWIST: Before Nicholas Cage gets burned alive in the huge wooden statue, he turns into Ghost Rider and survives the fire, killing everyone on the island, staying for eternity and every 3 years a boat arrives with more women for him to murder.
That's an A+ Plot Twist right there.
That would make me want to watch this movie for myself!
Now, I'd actually watch this movie if that were the case and that actually happened in this movie!
Skull Sniper question HOW DID IT BURN, HOW DID IT BURN?
The New Whovian
THERE IS NO LOGIC HERE
*****
Agreed.
"Sister Rose, meet Brother Bear."
Best one.
did anything else think that when he said "papa bear said this bitch is too conscious" you immediately thought about bill cosby...or is that just me?
My favorite was the bear necessities one
I keep singing the Super Golden Crisp one.
@@julieporter7805 I prefer the Golden Crisp one myself. "Can't get enough of that Golden Crisp; it's got the crunch with PUNCH!"
My favorite one was "I heard you were harnessing pic-a-nic baskets"
24:27 All of your PUNCH lines are simply un-BEAR-able! But there was one you missed: "I'm not a bear in a cage, I'm a Cage in a bear!"
That is the best Nicolas Cage joke I’ve ever seen
@@luke769animations *Slow annoyed look up* So it would seem.
YEEEESSSSS!!!
Oh yeah all of your Nicole cage bear jokes are so beary humorous as hell Nostalgia Critics
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The bear suit jokes are the hardest I've ever laughed on this channel.
Agreed, my favorite is the first one
That and the Bowie dick jokes
Same here! All because I mentally imagine Nicholas Cage actually saying those words.
@@thedarkestsoulva9204 My favorite was "Only you can prevent getting your a** kicked by Nicolas f***ing Cage!"
Wilkins coffee
You can cage a bear but you CAN'T BEAR THE CAAAAGE!
These Nicholas Cage bear puns are unBEARably funny!
Emanuel Rojas that was bearly a joke i can't cage how bad it is.
96jack113 you could say he is uncaged
Best Nicolas Cage Bear pun, I hate puns but you fucking nailed it
bare*
The bear jokes are absolute gold. Every single one.
This is where the teddy bears have their picknick bitch
The first time i heard the first joke, paused the video, went into my room (pc out in the hallway), and my mom can hear a cat laughing really hard (that's what she said), 5 to 8 minutes later my face red as a tomato and can barely talk and my mother and father (sorry for saying ''and'' so many times) laughing as well, in other words the best Nostalgia Critic video i've ever seen. thank you Critic for making this. (edited it because i can)
to true
Brian Pickler Too Real
Xd agreeable
“Sister Rose meet Brother Bear” is definitely my favorite lol
The Gummi Bears one is my favorite followed by the Yogi Bear reference
Mine is “Papa Bear says this bitch is too CONSCIOUS!”
Well, he did have a right to "bear arms."
Sorry.
*_n e v e r a p o l o g i z e_*
@@callingthevoid Yeah he shot 'em... oh wait.
No no that was good
I've always believed in having the right to arm bears. Give them a chance! Might be better with a gun than Deadshot in Suicide Squad.
Go sit in the corner
huh. that's the origin story of Tamara.
Well the origin in reality would be the Cat Woman review
then there was the Face Off review
tamara start there cool i like her
for some reason this comment makes me crack up
she got a whole less creepy/ninjay with time
No "RIght to Bear Arms" joke with the punch?
nice one, chap
Ha! Yeah, he's using the right the 2nd Amendment allows him to do. The Right to Bear Arms!
God that would have been grrreat!
I know he's a tiger and not a bear... fuck off!
+InuYashaboy707 Or 'bear knuckle punch'.
+InuYashaboy707 My proposition : "You can put a Cage in a bear, but you will never put this bear in a cage *Punch*"
Was nervous at first when the credits started and still didn't hear "not the bees"lol
That bear-punching scene is sublime:
The slow, doofy pace of Cagebear's run, the naively inquisitive nature of the woman, the dry "thump" of the impact,
the complete lack of music to truly let the bizarre display before you sink in...
BEARS!
Another bear joke
"I have a message for Goldylocks" *smack*
"The care bears send their loving regards." My best Nicolas Cage Bear Joke.
Jason Ritter and James Franco in a buddy cop film with Nicholas Cage as the bad guy. Who else would watch that??
Edit: Thanks for the likes
Dipper and one of freaks and geeks cast members got a movie together
I would for whatever fucking reason or just for the hell of it.
MAKE IT HAPPEN GOD!!
Jason Ritter needs to be this level of famous.
Actually hell yeah
I'll admit, that ending was creepy, but the bear punch part was absolutely hilarious
I couldn't bear this movie!
I understood that reference
+Adventures And Awesome Things Fucking tacos
I can't Face you anymore.
AbareKiller66 then OFF with you
+naxo your pun was unbearable.
We need a team up of Bear Sean Connery, Bear Nicolas Cage and Bear Chuck Norris to fight Dark Heart, Charlton Heston and the villains of that 'Wild Man' movie.
Hollywood get on that we need that asap
Tamara is on fire in this episode. She is so hilarious. Also "Sister Rose, meet Brother Bear" and "Paddington told me we should meet face-to-fist" are the best Nicholas Cage bear jokes.
This was literally the best possible way they could've introduced Tamara.
Make her eerie and manipulative, and have the critic feed into it.
And then later, turn the tables with the critic.
Genius.
Tamara is fucking perfect
+Gggmanlives Very talented!
Gggmanlives yeah she soooo fine
Tamara's debut
@@Wolf-vt9mv no Tamara first appeared in catwoman.
She's freaking hilarious and she's absolutely adorable too
"The internet has talked about this stupid scene since the begining of stupid scenes!"
Technically, the internet was talking about the "You don't say" scene from "Vampire's Kiss" before the bees...🙃
YOU DON'T SAY!
" I see you took the bullets out of my beretta."
" But did you take the bullets out of my UZI sub machine gun? "
" Or disarm this Grenade? "
Bear-etta
He would have won if he had taken them on with his bear hands...
@@Jon4270 Or remembered he had the right to bear arms.
That's actually a pretty good Nick Cage impression.
Actually, it is. Until he stops screaming about the bees and his eyes, then it's like he just ran out of ideas and just made up the rest which didn't even convince me that he was in pain. I cringed, don't get me wrong, but I cringed at the bees scene. That's about it.
+Will 2139 le cringe
Here are some of my Nicholoas Cage bear jokes:
Baby bears fist is too small, Momma bears fist is too small, Nic Cage's fist is just RIGHT!
If you go down to the woods today you're in for a big BEATDOWN!
This is what happens when you steal my fucking SPUDDIES!
Naughty Bear ain't got shit on my PAW!
I don't need armor or a compass to knock your ass out!
Hi I'm Banjo wondering where the FUCK MY THIRD GAME IS!?
Get ready for the wooshi finger KNOCKOUT!
Nobody gets in between pedobear and his pray!
+Charlie Brown Youre a good man, Charlie Brown
Thank you so much you're the saint of the Internet
dude, with that name, suprised you have no icon of said name?
+Charlie Brown How about: "Hi my name is Teddy Ruxpin, do you want to be my friends?"
Pikachu Thirteen
I was thinking about it but the thing is as much as a coincidence that name is Charlie Brown I was never a big fan of Peanuts.
I watched the "Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show" on Boomerang as a kid in the early 2000's and the Christmas special but aside from that I wasn't really a fan. I have thought about putting Charlies face for comedies sake though.
"Get out of here you creepy little whack a mole!"
Not 4 minutes in and I'm dead 😂😂😂
The Wicker Man is actually just a documentary of Nicolas Cage terrorizing a town until they finally had enough.
The bear jokes were the best part of the videos.
agree
+Reid 1408 To be fair, what would anyone, Cage included, expect? I mean by the time he gets tortured to death by the bees, the only thing going through my mind was,"Um... how am I supposed to feel for this guy? I mean, his character's an IDIOT! I mean, any other decent cop would've figured everything out and made it out alive! Cage can't even keep himself on track on a case that he decided to take on himself! 😂"
Yea I can BEAR-ly believe it 😆. This movie was pretty GRIZZLY 😆. But DEN again this review BEAR-ly made it watchable 😆. (I'm not sorry)
the telekinetic rock sleep with you eyes open
M Zilla I'm a god like alien that lives in space I never sleep 😆
What does Nicholas Cage and an A+ student have in common?
They have the same fear: Not The B's! Not The B's! LOL!
+Victor Conway I was drunk when i read it! i TRULY reckomend alcochol
+BowlsofSteal Booze: if you really don't like spelling 'recommend'
that was awesome XDD 😂😂😂😂
Your joke is AMAZING!!!
+WiiGuy2014
B's. My god!
Tamarah was scarier than anything in this movie! lol
Ironic how after this, Tamara became more of a punching bag for Critic's sadistic tendencies in the skits. XP
He hit her with his bear hands!
I guess she couldn't bear your punchlines.
[yeaaaah]
Leave. Right now.
CAAAAGE!!!
That was simply unBEARable.
I laughed at the line boo f*ckity hoo for like 5 minutes
Poor James Franco’s,&,Jason Ritter’s Characters,They’ve Got no Idea What They’re in For
Whenever I see those random truck hallucinations all I think about is the I like trains kid from ASDF movie
I will never be able to unsee that now
its the american trucker version
Ha! Awesome.
Great. Now I have to make a video with that soundbyte in it. Thanks.
I like trains
"Allow me to introduce myself, I am Winnie the SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
25:05 "It's got the crunch with PUNCH!"
This movie should be called *Midsommar: The Prequel*
i constantly get Midsommar and Midsomer Murders mixed up
@@arthas640 same
No ghost rider:prequel
its like shitty apostle
*Presommar*
I have a good bear joke
"If you go out in the woods today, you're in for a punch in the face"
Niiice. I got one...*"You've heard of a bear in a cage?....Well, allow me to introduce to you a GOD DAMN CAGE IN A BEAR!!"* _(Punch on the word 'BEAR'.)_
One Punch Bear
"You didn't wind up the music box, bitch."
One punch bear indeed
OOOOOH! I've got one! Teddiursa! Use Bitch Slap! It's super effective!
7:06 - JESUS CHRIST! WHO LET THE TRUCK ON THE BOAT?!
*pushes spring off of the departure platform* I don't know
I was very upset when I went to see Christopher Robin, and Nicholas Cage wasn't Eeyore
On the plus side, you gotta admit Brad Garrett did a great job.
The cult of Jawas joke had me cracking the fuck up. But it was the "OOTEENI" sound effect, when I really lost it.
Gummy bears! Bouncing here and there and in your face! *punch*
Nick Cage in a bear costume punching a woman in the face.... perfection.
Okay something else wrong with this film. There's only girls?! Dude! This is the Summer Isle, not the Amazon isle. I mean, the original version had guys in it. Especially Christopher Lee......RIP ol' chap. 😢
Yeah, that was probably changed to reduce the focus on religion.
The change would have been fine if the movie wasn't terrible
@RuleofVicus there’s like 3 other dudes on the island
Well tbf, there were guys, they just seem to be more animal-type breeding stalk/beasts of burden without the ability to talk and such
23:31 I mean you could take a page out of The Completionist's book and just shout "BEARS!!" several times
I kinda liked Nicholas Cage's police friend. He seemed to be the most likable character in the movie, since he was genuinely concerned over Cage's problems and just wanted to help.
I've got other Nicolas Cage bear joke:
"Mama bear said knock you out!" *PUNCH*
"he walks into the middle of the Hocus Pocus 2 auditions"
That aged great 😅
20:02 It’s the twins from The Shining!
22:09 you can say this scene is unBEARable
Erin Simon no its the greatest scene of all media
Erin Simon 24:31 in case anyone wants to skip back to it
Or... He had the right to bear arms...
BEAR in mind
Un*bear*able
Did you know that there's a movie where Nic Cage voices an ant who is also a magician for some reason and creates a shrinking potion because movie that was released the same year as this?
It's called The Ant Bully.
So review it.
*gets hit by truck*
Why did you mention this......
Nicholas cage should be voice on English dub of anime
That's would be awesome 😀
That was Cage?
Did you know the guy who created Jimmy Neutron directed that movie?
“If I was a care bear, my name would be care-a-PUNCH bear”
Care-pet muncher
Lol
Or "Yogi asked me to come and give you a nice big BOOBOO!"
Or Punch-a-lot Bear
The Nic Cage impersonater was perfect. 😂
So this is where Tamara first joined the NC's reviews! I'm glad to see it, because Tamara is one of the most awesome people in the Nostalgia Critic videos.
Completly agree!
I was more of a fan of who she replaced but I don't even remember her name now
@@fatty1040 That was rachel, but she still appears sometimes.
Cool your here
She was in the Catwoman review, but she wasn’t a big presence in that one
Like anybody could forget beautiful Tamara..
25:42
i actually want a show like that
If only we could’ve had Simon Helberg and Doug do a Cage-off with how good their impressions of him are 😂😂😂
The bear jokes were funny as all hell
My favorite part of this one
It feels like an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
Maybe it's also Shamelyan month
WHAT??!!??
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He has made some bad movies, but not this bad
@@edwarddore7617 yea, he made MUCH worse ones
@@edwarddore7617 have you seen The Happening????”
This really is the best intro to a new character. Also, Tamara's hair was awesome.
At 20:42, that woman's necklace looks like the zora symbol from the Legend of Zelda.
Lol. Dont make me associate something great with something terrible
@@NeepNeepPohn this movie is one of the greatest of all time I’ll have you know. Nothing better than nic Cage bear punching bitches
Or the bees
I find Tamara creepily adorable in this episode. Was that her intent?
Theirs, yes
Ben2099-1 Because she didn't write the episode
I know, I find that smile so cute!
I'm in public watching this and I'm trying not to cry from holding in my laugh from the bear jokes😭😂
A friend has a small apiary and makes their honey. Because it's all from pollen in the surrounding area it's a brilliant antihistamine. And pure natural honey is unbelievably good. She doesn't even wear ppe most of the time...whatever it is after a few seasons they seem to totally chill out and they will crawl around you and swarm around but she said she hadn't been stung in like 3 years. How they communicate by flying in patterns and communicate where a big rich field of pollen is or when there's an attack is so fascinating.
I urge everyone to buy a few quid worth of those seeds that grow all kinds of flowers for bees. They are cheap and very easy to just scatter over waste ground or banks of canals/rivers, grassy patches here and there...we need to help the bees.
24:40 isn’t it BerenSTAIN?
After you watch Nicolas Cage month the NC theme is forever "NIC-O-LOUS CAAAAAAGE!!!"
Tamra looks great in this video
Honestly, she's a total smokeshow
KiwamiClaud yeah definitely but her eyes really pop in this vid
yeah, not creepy at all....
She always looks great.
Honestly, I'm a straight chick but I have a bit of a girl crush on her, she's so cute!
25:00 I brought the donuts. I believe you asked for the BEAR CLAW!!!
"Sister Rose,meet *BROTHER BEAR* "
"...we should meet, face to FIST!"
"Can't get enough o' that golden crisp, it's got the crunch with PUNCH!" remains one of my favorite NC jokes to date.
When the Upperbody strength fairy comes to help you move a recliner, then we'll talk!
I laughed so hard. This whole review is filled with golden jokes.
Those bear jokes...I am dying laughing...like crying too.
"If they ever made a live action winnie the pooh, i'd play eeyore"
*glances at cast of Christopher Robin*
what is this tomfoolery
Nicholas Cage in the intro saying "if there was a live action winnie the pooh"...I just want to say...this is your fault.
It exists now...
Wow, it really happened
I feel like somehow Disney was listening.....
@huskersmaster because the live action film was made
quick what are next weeks loto numbers?!
I think the reason Cage keeps shouting "MY EYES! MY EEEYES~!!" is because it was clearly stated he was allergic to the bees. So when they stung him, his eyes started to hurt. Common allergic reaction :P
I thought that he yelled, "THEY'RE IN MY EEEEYES!!!", which would be untrue, because he has them shut.
Except that when the bees finally fly away, his face only has two swollen spots on it, instead of the entire face being pockmarked with bee stings.
@@DeltaSpider_ He normally would have been dead at that point. Even if he was't allergic. That scene is mind-boggingly innacurate yet hilarious.
“No more Bullets!”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 25:55
Not the 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
Not the 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
Wasps
Are in my eyes my eyes aaaah blaaaaah
@@jacobmalic5037 when they're not even in his eyes -_- lol
Those twins look like Smeagol before he became Gollum.
I just worked out it's the twins from Series of Unfortunate events
The truck is the best actor in this movie.
What about the bees, not the bees they're in my eyes?
"sister rose, meet brother bear" has to be my favorite Nicholas Cage bear joke
There’s not always a “vroosh” in horror movies, and I think they’re scarier for it.
CRITIC
I CHALLENGE YOU
TO REVIEW SOMETHING NO MAN HAS EVER TOUCHED
I CHALLENGE YOU
TO REVIEW KAPPAMIKEY
Your crazy anyone who seen that show goes completely insane.
Yes please accept critic
I would rather claw my eyes out than watch that again. Maybe. My memories are fuzzy and I think that's a good thing.
Hey, I remember that show. It was strange.... But in a good way.
......but I liked Kappa Mikey....lol
Guess we'll have to fix this with MORE BEES
Brandon Roberts BEES THE NOT
WHAT IS THIS
the situation is worse with the addition of yet more bees!
+CMSonYT why you gotta bee like that?
Nick Gordon
That is bee question
+CMSonYT Can we all just beehave?
21:48 All the bear jokes were comedy gold but none of them top "Help! A bear ate me, get me out of here!"
not the memes 29:56
Hey, he bearly touched her! Thats bearly fair.
+maximumrisk2004 "clap" XD
+ThatRandomGuy I can hardly bear to watch these horrible puns. It's just so grizzly!
The first one was top notch. Repeating was Bearly fair ._.
matoro156
I quite agree. We need some koala-ty control. This whole comment chain is a bit polar-izing. Some people think puns like these are pooh, the rest must be feeling panda'd to by this point.
Wakka wakka!
*mic drop*
+maximumrisk2004 ARE YOU KIDING ME THAT THE WORST BEAR PUN IVE EVER HEARD I BEARLY READ IT
omfg the bear jokes made me laugh till I cried XD
The bear-necessities would like you to be more acquainted with the ground! I love it!
Tamara's facial expressions are scarier than most modern horror movie villians
"Sister rose meet brother bear"
man, Tamara's so cute
She's like Slenderman.
15:35 Is that a hickey on her chest?
that'd be a weird shape for one, probably just a blemish
Normal Ghost and more importantly she's funny 😂
I think you mean terrifying
I enjoy the 1970s version. Sucks he didnt just mention it briefly. Still, great review!
I have no clue what your American bees are like but our European bees are very cute, cuddly and fluffy. They are not aggressive at all 0_o...
@StarlaGaming oh that's strange. Our wasps don't usually attack unless bothered. In fact usually would shoo away a wasp from my fruit multiple times and she was still more interested in food than stinging my hand 😳