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For the algo!
For the algo!!
For the aligoratorithm
For the something
For the Something!
For the alligator rhythm!
I went to college with a guy who totally lucked into a job with NASA. He’s a printer tech, but it’s still a NASA gig. And yes, he milks it for all it’s worth.
Would milk it too lmao
I have a A friend who does IT/tech support at a hedge fund… Tells everyone he “works at a hedge fund”
@@rsb__ dude i hate people like that lol
A legend
If I might ask, does he get these many cheeks😋😋😋
NASA should use this as a recruitment video.
like they need it
that is an amazing idea
Like it isn't already competitive enough 😭
🤣🤣🤣
If there are aliens on mars like the girl with red hair please for the love of god let me sign up.
I'm not a janitor, I'm a maintenance engineer
sanitation consultant
Hygienic technician for public health
Maintenance and engineering are 2 completely different things lol. I’m a jet engine mechanic but I’m nowhere as smart as a jet engineer (aerospace or engine) I just turn a wrench mainly 💀
@@E4Mafiapowers Are you not allowed to get jokes at you place of work? Explaining them kind of takes the joke away from joking about something
@@E4Mafiapowers you do realize maintenance engineer is actually a job right?
Lmao, the NASA dude actually does work for NASA and really is in the Mars Rover team
Wow lol I looked it up only after seeing this. Gotta let more know
I was expecting him to turn out to be a janitor (for the Mars Rover team)
Bruh wait no way lmao
What's his name?
I work for nasa, and I can’t believe you released our secrets
*psssssht* M A R S
Thee was no moon landing and it was all a hoax.
do ya learn how to pick up chicks at 🥳🎉 party?
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What is this movie?
As someone who pretends to work for NASA I can confirm this is 100% accurate
Amd by reading your comment I can say u are 100% lying about this bring accurate. Lol it's anything but accurate. Any one can easily tell that he is laying
🤣
LOL
I've always dreamed about pretending to work for NASA.
I've always pretend about dreaming about pretending to work for NASA
If you ain't lying, you ain't trying.
This looked like a ton of fun to film. Also I feel you captured perfectly a male fantasy. Great job guys.
a heterosexual male fantasy anyway
@@car4367and that heterosexual is like 99% of men
@@kcwexeLOL Exactly. What a moron.
@@car4367no one cares about any other type of fantasy anyways.
@@car4367no one cares that you're looking for something to be offended about
Me: Studied 9 Years to get my PhD, working at NASA and still going home alone
Also me: Doesn't have a badge
Have you been to Mars?
Do the girls come with the job? 👀
Wait do you seriously work at NASA ? Oh My God !!
Ask for that badge homie say it's for tax purposes
The badge is the key. No PhD required, just a printer and laminator.
I am now strangely motivated to work for NASA
I feel the same way. The only problem is NASA is strangely motivated to not work with me
I already work for NASA, SpaceX, and Microsoft. Lol
I work for NASA and this video doesn't show the true.
Engineering might be cool ngl
@@TheEryk03suuuure
Haha my friend worked at NASA and this man got it all. Every college party, this man was taking all the chicks 😂
5:00 "Don't drink it" to "chug chug chug!" in a split second. Standard party behavior. Man, your skits are fucking brilliant 🤣😆
I lost it at Mars water
Your dbz series is epic bro
"It looks just like Earth water!"
Why da fuk is he carrying it around in a party?
Bro you watch this?? Your DBZ series is peakk
I lost it when he said he returned from a Mars trip …
Lol most of the time you would somehow bump into the only actual NASA scientist chick at the party and she'd start grilling you on casual rocket science
Haha it sounds like that's something that you have experienced yourself lol
She lyin too then
"i dont like to talk work at parties" simples
The only actual NASA scientist chick on that side of the country given recent STEM numbers.
What the hell do you mean "most of the time?" How many NASA scientists have you bumped into a parties!?
As a woman who actually works in a NASA lab, this totally works... lol
The STD lab?
Hi can I ask what you do? I was wondering if you could give me advice, its my dream to work for NASA
@@arthurmead5341 Holy based.
I used to tell people I worked for a government contractor and had clearances (which I did). What I usually didn’t mention was that I monitored cameras, watched TV, and sometimes played video games.
Should mention video games
I live right next to a major base so everyone around me is basically like me. No clout there lol
This actually works... I have a friend that works at Nasa and just the mention of it brought several people up to us while we were chilling at a party. Goes without saying I was completely ignored during the affair.
No F’ing way… I work at NASA (meteorologist), I had no idea that this was a thing!!!!
@@Rockoblocko shiiiit yall hiring? Hook a brother up 😆
@@Dedhaven even the janitors can honestly say they work at NASA bro
@@Dedhaven haha LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!!!!!
lol yea you fucken were.
The most unrealistic part of this skit is the major lack of dudes crowded around him nerding out about Mars lol. Same as when you own a nice car. Few chicks care. It’s the dudes like “Bro. What diff are you running in that?”
Same go for big dudes who lift weights.. I am a bigger guy myself ain’t nobody care but the dudes
@@jacobbornowsky4013 I know what you mean but trust me bro there are some good women out there looking to talk up a guy about his muscles 💪🏻
@Jacob Bornowsky the females are also interested, but honestly they are much shyer than they look.
I had bumped jnto one at a bar, while I was ordering she asked if I went to the same gym. Yada Yada Yada, we talk, got her number. Main thing that stuck out was, she was too nervous to say anything cause I always looked so seriously into my workout.
She's not the last to say that
@@blazenfate 🤔
cope
This is golden. One of the best skits ever🔥🔥🔥
This skit literally had me crying I was laughing so hard. As someone who's spent many years writing and putting together comedy material like yours, I just want to say that you guys are very talented, and I believe have that "IT" factor about you guys...the blessing of being able to come up with comedic, quality material but also being able to execute those ideas and produce a finished product that truly resonates with your audience. You guys should be very proud of yourselves to know you've managed to come as far as you have. And what I love even more is the fact you two are such tight bros with each other. You two remind me so much of myself and my old best friend who together we wrote so much fun material, we were just the same way. Get it while you two are young gentleman, just keep striving and working hard. You're only young once 😉 👍🏻
3:03 Playboy missed his chance here. Next time you've convinced a girl that you have classified government secrets tell her, "I can't speak here... is there a private room we can use?"
🤯
My man
Genius!
My guy is a professional
"Just to be sure you are not wired, take off your clothes" :)
Stewie slowly looking like johny sins
Now we know what to expect in the upcoming days 🌚🌚🌝🌝
Ayo 😂
Why is everyone calling him Stewie??
Imagine this be the start of a porno. 😂
This has 666 likes so I'm gonna leave like that
Had to run this one back, although almost everything you drop is some gold this is up there with some of ur funniest work kings
Stevie killed it with the Mars walk 🤣
As a military drone pilot, sometimes I leave out the drone part to pick up chicks
Update: I'm a real helicopter pilot now and the poon is overflowing, fellas
😂😂😂
@@firestorm5071 lmao
Don't blame you bruh, those guys get all the ass, even the dorky ones
even better with the drone part, have to be good with fingers...
@@nomooon ohh damn 🤣🤣🤣
Damn, everytime I try this, the women are engineers, and they see right through it. Why are there so many engineers at the NASA parties I go to?
Where
I'm an Engineering Student and there's like 3 females in the 3 major engineering departments (MEE EEE CVE)
To hope that some women see it
I thought women engineers weren't real
@@aditsaini3595 nah, they're real.
@@aditsaini3595 I know a few
THIS NEEDS TO BE A SERIES
You guys totally blow away any comedy shows, especially SNL.
3:42 "Mars is the action planet in my birth chart" "Oh you're one of those girls"
I lost it. Realest part of this
Lmfao
completely🤣
This is how every dude in the military is at a civilian party
Which guy lol
Big facts. Be out here selling these women a dream on god 😂
not me
I got out of the Army 8 years ago. Clearly I should have stayed in lol.
All I did was admin stuff.
Me at a party *i do top secret shit*
LMFAO - this had me in hysterical fits! This is great! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just discovered this channel last night, watching this this morning and seeing so many faces I've also just discovered. Awesome
This is a certified Slappers classic on god
Algo
based....
eat your cereal my man
eat your cereal
I used to roommate with a dude and he was a tank driver for the US Army and he would lie to women and tell them that he was an insurance adjuster instead to make himself look good. I'm not really sure why he thought being a tank driver wasn't bad ass enough.
🤪
Insurance adjuster is the job I pretend to have
Bro after fighting off so many chicks with a stick, you just have to tone down the badassness a bit.
I work for the NSA. Definitely not a good way to make friends at a party. And no, I don't read your emails. Heard that one a million times. My area of expertise is cryptography, which doesn't dampen many a panty, lemme tell ya.
Lmao I’m actually an insurance adjuster and am shocked someone would use that title to make themselves look “cool”😂 first time hearing that. When I tel people what I do they have no idea what I’m talking about
@@benseiler2589 Yeah, I was an insurance adjuster, and I'm also at a loss. As a matter of fact, I was about to reply the exact same thing to the OP until I saw your comment haha
I use the “I work for Netflix” chicks love it!!! Hahaha
If they were smart they wouldn’t, they would in fact hate you for the terrible drops
This is your best one. I loved it.
The best thing about this video is that it would have legitimately worked until he did the Mars walk.
The women of LA are a fascinating bunch.
You mean drop dead gorgeous? Or they hired them from a model agency?
Neither. Just stupid as all hell.
@@VCRider they hired you from a simp agency
@@VCRider he meant dumb
@@VCRider will do anything for a clout/status
When they asked if he'd been to Mars, he knew he was in.
Bruh the look on your face starting the from the beginning got me rolling when the girls look unimpressed, LOL!
My boy is a medical lab assistant but he always says he’s a scientist and milks the shit out of it 😂
This is Jim Carrey level humour! Especially when he's flicking the "Mars Water" on people and then doing the "Mars Walk".
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It definitely had the Jim Carrey vibe
Not even gonna lie, I used this same technique on a girl and now she’s my wife STAY STRONG KINGS
Does she still think you work at NASA? 😂😂
That’s a hard lie to keep it going, but stay with it king.
@@justinc963 ever watch dirty rotten scoundrels?
Soooo... YOu're saying your wife is either a dumb blonde or a total air head?
Oooooookay.... Leaving now...
What did you tell her when it was time for the truth?
When he leaned in close and whispered "mars" I burst out laughing ahahhahaha fucking awesome lol
I swear, this video NEEDS a part 2
this may be the best one theyve ever done! all the girls rocking back and forth together while he does the mars walk was absolutely hysterical
I agree
I like how his dance moves included motor boating. 😂
There’s obviously water on Mars now that Stevie drank some, so I’m sure NASA has boats on Mars. He’s a man of the people throwing that in 😂.
That’s blasting off. Into the unknown
Very funny. Enjoyed this one throughout
The production on this is legit! Almost reminds me of blue mountain state 😂
Damn so being an accountant isnt enough now lol.
I’m an accountant and I’m a little salty about this lol. Guess 6 figures isn’t much anymore?
never was buddy never was
@@graysonprickett6348 I only date guys over 6'3 figures now. Inflation n errything
Just tell them to watch the accountant movie and say yeah so that's my typical Tuesday
@@graysonprickett6348 now it has to be 8 figures 😂
Lol even the cast was really good on this one. Hands down one of the best vids on the channel, I laughed the whole way through, keep it up
“ohhhhh space is gonna kill me”😂
Wait... 2:27 Isn't that Nina, Strikeland's girl? 😂😂
Yep 😂
For the Algo📈
Howww this is the earliest I’ve ever been
fastest!!
@@MuhammadOthman88 Yessir
Stevie done blown this one up!
Triplol.
Algooooo
This is every engineer's fantasy! First skit EVER where nerds are cool! 😂
the face expression on the ID..🤣🤣🤣
Oh Man this Had Me Cracking Up Laughing, Subscribed and Supporter all the Way from New Zealand
I’m a scientist at a large pharmaceutical company. Guess I need to start clipping my badge on before I head to parties lol
Yeah I don't think that's as glamorous as NASA.
@@TheMitchellExpress May even be the opposite right now to be honest with the anger over healthcare prices in this country.
@@simatian2019 And the distrust against the medical community
Doesn't work that way. That's being honest. You have to lie you work for a company, women have seen on tv.
Probably won't work, bro. In your case, you need a Ferrari keychain.😬
as an aspiring accountant, the first 10 seconds hurt.
Over in the UK being an accountant is a prestigious job so I’m not sure what there on about
dude the photo on stevie's nasa badge is the funniest part of this whole video
been following and enjoying since early days, still, it was this video that made me realize the depth of these guys how amazing it's still #earlydays
You guys have to make a movie seriously have me busting a gut everytime I watch these. The acting by everybody is hilarious guys and gals are perfectly scripted. 🥰🥰🥰
They did make their own movie
I laughed so hard at this! Thanks for brightening up my day!
That "I can see it now" at the end always gets me lmao
I hope they do it more often
this guy is hilarious, found this video on recommended
Bro you’re still so underrated. Deserve way more views!
when the plumber hander the lawyer the bill the lawyer said I don't make this much an an hour, and the plumber replied that's why I gave up law.
what
@@Tianerad handed* think that helps lol
@@ntgrg08 oh lmao thanks
Same with engineering nowadays. If you work for yourself in the skilled trades and live in a white collar area, you’ve got it made.
The water flickering was so funny!
Love the content! Love the progression of this channel too keep it up!
really well done, love your skits
I worked there for 8 months. No lie it really helped the resume 😂🎉 interviews go well… every time because of it lmao.
I love all of your videos
The Jokes
Punchline and everything
Damn awesome 😍😍👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
This is an instant classic! So good! I was laughing the whole time
My man, this video had me rolling
Give me another 50 years to live, I can't even fake up this stories. So damn good and real.
the quality and writing of these skits just keeps getting better and better XD
Stevie and squad, you keep taking it to the next level!
I think they had a lot of fun filming this
Not the Mars walk!! 😂😂
Aside from the old reliable "I'm a pilot", this never fails lmao
🤥
As an actual pilot I can confirm this works
Sad part is this is true. Suddenly I’m held in such high regard by women because of my new career to the point where some of them literally say “I just feel like you’re above me” when just a year ago it was a whole different story…
So are you also a NASA engineer?
@@Dev-ih1of engineer yes, nasa no lol
@@RealNaisuCinema lmfao why are engineers so delusional
Men won't give an ugly woman a 2nd look, even if she's the nicest person in the room, even if she's rich! Women will look for someone who will pass on a good gene to her offspring too and ensure it will survive well. That's just nature. We want the best genes and best life we could attain for our offsprings.
@@clarissamendoza8322 ugly women get laid and relationships WAY more often than ugly men… this analogy is bad. Money doesn’t pass on good genes hints why rich kids end up bankrupt when they run out of that trust fund money
Love the lighting of this
"This guy works for mars!"
"Well technically I work for Earth" LMAO
2:15 That picture. 😂 I'm done!
Your sketches are always 🔥 but they hit even harder after a few shots of Mars’ water 🥴
The disgust look Stevie kept while they shook hands😂😂
This is so good! 😂
This NASA recruitment ad is funny
Slappers are the R rated Smosh, always with the good stuff
This video was EPIC!!! 😂😂😂
This is def the best one
Dude I don't know you and I don't know your videos but this was f****** brilliant and hilarious. I'm subbing just based on this one video. Well done...."they're phonies, get the space rock" love the lines.
4:31 every man at the party has vanished.
No boundaries on that FAR OUT idea. Yet the best NASA commercial and support for Colonization ever. And I should know, because behind foc42 it is me, Mark Robber.
I like how she still wants the mars rock after she found out they’re fakes😂
That was the best Mars walk I’ve ever seen
Not gonna lie, I do that when I am drunk all the time.
The "lie" part not the "for picking up chicks" part. :p
I always tell the story of how my noble family (a branch of the royal family) was banished from france about 200 years ago and how we could only take a fraction of our actual wealth with us (which is still in the multiple millions).
Everyone is just like, "What??? For real???" and I am like, "Nope" ^^
No one ever asks me to actually speak french :p
I'm not saying it's OK to lie about who you are or what you do but every once in a while in college me and my buddies would do it sometimes just for the hell of it lol.
I lied a lot, just invented stories that never happened...now when I look back, lies are the way to go because people judge you based on your success. Rent yourself some decent car for a night, no sportscar, rather some black expensive business car, wear a good suit and you can have fun even if your chances in real life are zero
The same thing happened to my family a few hundred years ago! The government banished all of them from the country, it was Spain tho. 😃
Stevie Emerson's crew is peak acting 😂😂😂
This too good
Thanks Stevie Emerson
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I don't know why this was so hard to watch! But I loved it lol. Great skit! I was cringing the whole way through with their lies hahah 😂
Yi long ma
didnt finish it . lies frighten me