jake peralta being a mood for 4 minutes

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  • čas přidán 24. 05. 2020
  • MAJOR spoilers for season 7 from 3:17 to 3:36 just skip that part and you’ll be good if you haven’t watched it yet. anyways, hope y’all are staying safe during these tough times, remember to take care of yourself. like, comment and subscribe if you want to :)


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Komentáře • 465

  • @amymartin6967
    @amymartin6967 Před 3 lety +6765

    “oh yeah, the guy without a daddy is the one with daddy issues. eXplAIN thAT lOgic. *nervous laughter* “

    • @elizabethrogers6380
      @elizabethrogers6380 Před 3 lety +58

      Elena Pereira my dad died when I was two, and someone at my school said I have daddy issues so I showed that scene to her.

    • @amymartin6967
      @amymartin6967 Před 3 lety +52

      @@elizabethrogers6380 omg im so sorry for your loss but that must’ve been funny

    • @_BreathOfFreshAir_
      @_BreathOfFreshAir_ Před 3 lety +15

      @@elizabethrogers6380 rip xd
      This is sarcastic, I’m very sorry for your loss

    • @social_avocado
      @social_avocado Před 2 lety +7

      @@elizabethrogers6380 damn. How do I explain that that made me laugh and also made me sad at the same time??? So sorry for your loss though.

    • @D_lit_Z
      @D_lit_Z Před 2 lety +2

      @@elizabethrogers6380 u good girl? We're here for you

  • @hadarevenchen6887
    @hadarevenchen6887 Před 3 lety +8295

    Jake: “Tv and cake were my parents” what an underrated line

    • @the-anhpham3364
      @the-anhpham3364 Před 3 lety +42

      Hadar EvenChen and sad

    • @rhys5061
      @rhys5061 Před 3 lety +38

      Tbh that's my childhood and I wouldn't change it for anything

    • @alexandrar4572
      @alexandrar4572 Před 3 lety +52

      "is okay"

    • @captaintrashcans3163
      @captaintrashcans3163 Před 3 lety +9

      It’s my child hood but it wasn’t that bad being alone

    • @mellmag3723
      @mellmag3723 Před 3 lety +8

      Tv was my parent and taught me American English!and I’m Chinese. And that fucked up my entire life.

  • @louisepedersen227
    @louisepedersen227 Před 4 lety +6745

    ”Do you need a math tutor because the department will provide one for you”😂😂😂

  • @sangbyafrenchgirl7033
    @sangbyafrenchgirl7033 Před 3 lety +3263

    Captainnn, Santiago broke the glaaAss

  • @somebodysson862
    @somebodysson862 Před 4 lety +4905

    “first of all the name’s santiago, detECTIVE AMY SANTIAGO”

    • @beep2694
      @beep2694 Před 3 lety +2

      Which episode is that from

    • @breanna6257
      @breanna6257 Před 3 lety +30

      Beep the one where peralta wants to arrest the police commissioners son or something for graffiti 1:2

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 Před 3 lety +1

      @@beep2694 coral palms part 1

    • @catherinexu1795
      @catherinexu1795 Před 3 lety +3

      @@beep2694 it's first season

    • @BlasterzHD
      @BlasterzHD Před 3 lety

      @@alphagamer9505 completely wrong

  • @user-se6bg5ln1h
    @user-se6bg5ln1h Před 4 lety +7084

    *”no no no don’t eat the burrito”*

  • @i_am_a_music_maker5212
    @i_am_a_music_maker5212 Před 3 lety +4334

    “It is SOOOOOOOOOO small, where do you keep your BRAIN?”

    • @Juno_June
      @Juno_June Před 3 lety +57

      *he doesn’t have one*
      sorry Jake

    • @sinead8039
      @sinead8039 Před 3 lety +15

      What brain?

    • @jannat1844
      @jannat1844 Před 3 lety +11

      Straight up savage had me burst out laughing 😂

    • @TXnine7nine
      @TXnine7nine Před 3 lety +12

      You can see Andy Samberg almost break character there at the very end 😂

    • @communistcrusader4117
      @communistcrusader4117 Před 3 lety +2

      He keeps his brain in his daddy issues

  • @HollyCx2
    @HollyCx2 Před 4 lety +8904

    “I’m gonna go cry in the bathroom, peace out ✌🏼 “ definitely me lmaooo

    • @miepmiep4010
      @miepmiep4010 Před 4 lety +71

      Peace out homies

    • @daisy-m766
      @daisy-m766 Před 3 lety +4

      what are the emojis my pc doesnt know emoji

    • @miepmiep4010
      @miepmiep4010 Před 3 lety +2

      @@daisy-m766 a hand peace sign

    • @sofie4172
      @sofie4172 Před 3 lety +4

      " he he "

    • @gt6601
      @gt6601 Před 3 lety

      Does anyone know what episode that's from?

  • @losersclub5191
    @losersclub5191 Před 3 lety +2566

    no one :
    jake : the doctor said all my bleeding is internal, that's where the blood is supposed to be

  • @amirabhore8635
    @amirabhore8635 Před 3 lety +2765

    you’re three minutes early… in Chicago
    lmao that’s so me it hurts

  • @yourmumschickencurry2508
    @yourmumschickencurry2508 Před 3 lety +884

    Ask him about his bank account
    Ask him about his bank account
    Ask him about his bank *glass breaks* account
    You should ask him about his bank account
    Captain! Santiago broke the glass

    • @Vanessa.W
      @Vanessa.W Před 3 lety +10

      That is, in fact, what happened. Thank you for pointing that out

    • @blah703
      @blah703 Před 3 lety +11

      @@Vanessa.W can't tell if ur trying to be passive aggressive or not

    • @dizzydwarf9349
      @dizzydwarf9349 Před 2 lety +2

      I can literally hear this

    • @lils2971
      @lils2971 Před 2 lety

      this replays in my head

  • @pabloiriqui6128
    @pabloiriqui6128 Před 3 lety +922

    Amy hold this baby!
    Give me that phone!
    GIVE ME THAT PHONE!!!

  • @skyw3419
    @skyw3419 Před 3 lety +1340

    "No no, don't eat the burrito"
    *Looks at it and eats it*
    "Oh I'm dIsGuStInG" *cries*

  • @paige3858
    @paige3858 Před 3 lety +701

    “ a dude who doesn’t have a dad has daddy issues? explain that logic”

  • @HooksPatronus
    @HooksPatronus Před 3 lety +147

    "Captaiiiin, Santiago broke the glaaaass."
    - Jake Peralta, 6 years old xD

  • @lozza7520
    @lozza7520 Před 3 lety +248

    jake: iv been trying to catch the pontiac bandit for 8 years, do u know how many months that is?
    rosa: 96
    jake: eightyforteenninetysixyearsmonths
    holt: do u want a private maths tutor the department provides one
    haha love that guy

  • @GrowYourGlow
    @GrowYourGlow Před 4 lety +1989

    Riding horses is honestly pretty hard, jake did...good?

    • @ikiasoul
      @ikiasoul Před 3 lety +98

      I think it was just lieutenant peanut butter being talented, not really Jake anyway lmao

    • @miovvv
      @miovvv Před 3 lety +13

      ikr if you don't know how to ride it's really hard to not fall off if the horse goes this fast

    • @emohlays7310
      @emohlays7310 Před 3 lety +8

      KombustedKarrot 24 if a horse is bolting like that, you have to be at least a novice rider to know how to stay on lmfao

    • @magicllamakitty353
      @magicllamakitty353 Před 3 lety +12

      ​@Alison Han I thought it was probably a stunt double based on the content and how it was shot, but after some research I found there were no stunt doubles listed for that episode. So yeah, that's cool that he really did it.

    • @cybrhckr
      @cybrhckr Před 3 lety

      @@magicllamakitty353 probably not though. look the way his hoodie is covering and all

  • @MrsFilmgeek101
    @MrsFilmgeek101 Před 3 lety +457

    It was a very good prank. I totally thought I was going to die.

  • @zinabsafdari
    @zinabsafdari Před 3 lety +573

    this is how many people love jake

  • @rudolphclaus9565
    @rudolphclaus9565 Před 3 lety +251

    "Your head is SOOOO small"
    "Where do you keep your brains?"
    XD XD XD Best scene lol

  • @macy_serio
    @macy_serio Před 4 lety +644

    no ones commented on this yet but honestly just gotta love jake

  • @amily2901
    @amily2901 Před 3 lety +334

    “The doctor said all the bleeding was internal, that’s where the blood’s s’posed to be! 😂😂 lmao

  • @YogeshKumar-kf3yl
    @YogeshKumar-kf3yl Před 3 lety +50

    4:02 Amy saying "it's okay" is so cute

  • @CanaldoPortador
    @CanaldoPortador Před 2 lety +25

    "I'm way too sleep-deprived to deal with your negativity" is my constant mood

  • @ryqn1402
    @ryqn1402 Před 3 lety +253

    "EVERYONE MOVE I DONT KNOW HOW TO RIDE A HORSE"

  • @Maggie-js4ti
    @Maggie-js4ti Před 3 lety +313

    You're three minutes early!
    IN CHICAGO 😂😂

  • @EllieCarnahan
    @EllieCarnahan Před 2 lety +40

    It's weird but I kind of love that Jake and Amy went from being more like siblings to husband and wife.

  • @iaraspricigodesousazappeli6884

    "amy hold this baby, rosa, give me that phone, give me that phone"
    BEST SCENE EVERR

  • @emmyjemmy4208
    @emmyjemmy4208 Před 3 lety +21

    'ima go cry in the bathroom, peace out'
    my senior quote

  • @magicllamakitty353
    @magicllamakitty353 Před 3 lety +76

    2:15 - I found my new alarm.

  • @celluloidkelly612
    @celluloidkelly612 Před 3 lety +103

    1:57 the best moment in the whole series

  • @georgeprchal3924
    @georgeprchal3924 Před 3 lety +184

    And when that didn't work we watched X-Men Days of Future Past.

  • @ellenlouise8135
    @ellenlouise8135 Před 3 lety +64

    2:16 has me rolling on the floor laughing every time

  • @FunWithColeen
    @FunWithColeen Před 3 lety +25

    words alone cannot describe the amount of love and respect i have for this man

  • @lyndalynda5364
    @lyndalynda5364 Před 3 lety +96

    "I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom. Peace out ✌"
    I feel exposed

  • @tamishasarkar1410
    @tamishasarkar1410 Před 3 lety +20

    Jake Peralta is a living meme! Gotta love him! ❤️❤️

  • @yoursaviorishere4365
    @yoursaviorishere4365 Před 3 lety +61

    2:20 I relate to this on a spiritual level

  • @xoxojordynnn
    @xoxojordynnn Před 3 lety +69

    “Ask him about his bank-*brakes glass* account” CAPTAIN SANTIAGO BROKE THE GLASS” 😂😭😂

  • @Emir_Levy
    @Emir_Levy Před 3 lety +100

    4:09 that's what she said

  • @SilverAlaunt
    @SilverAlaunt Před 3 lety +42

    “You’re three minutes early... in Chicago.” 😂

  • @oliviabrodarick7030
    @oliviabrodarick7030 Před 3 lety +46

    “1 2 3 4 ahhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHAAAAHHHH-“

  • @ethangallagherdance5549
    @ethangallagherdance5549 Před 3 lety +64

    “Your head is so small, no really so small where do you keep your brain in there”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xoxojordynnn
    @xoxojordynnn Před 3 lety +78

    Terry: Captain Holt and I did a hip-hop dance routine. Jake: oh I see...well you know what I don’t even care because I’m holding my son. Rosa: I have a video of it on my phone. Jake: Amy hold this baby Rosa give me that phone!!💀😂😂😭

  • @hebamalik_
    @hebamalik_ Před 3 lety +17

    Dude, you just made me wanna to rewatch the whole series... AGAIN! (done it twice already)

  • @anoeddilolol4605
    @anoeddilolol4605 Před 3 lety +13

    This show always makes me feel better when I'm down

  • @harukamico8885
    @harukamico8885 Před 3 lety +27

    "I was just playing a prank on my buddy"🤣🤣🤣

  • @dcardigan13
    @dcardigan13 Před 2 lety +3

    He giggles more in the later seasons and it makes my heart flutter more

  • @garimaaaaa
    @garimaaaaa Před 3 lety +7

    I knew the internal bleeding scene would be in the video before even clicking on it 😂😂

  • @renameagain5808
    @renameagain5808 Před 3 lety +77

    2:00 Amy doesn't have a reflection lmfao

    • @moej3386
      @moej3386 Před 3 lety +13

      holy shit

    • @lianpramod7106
      @lianpramod7106 Před 3 lety +5

      wait your right

    • @yourhappyholidays
      @yourhappyholidays Před 3 lety +2

      Nice catch

    • @shanzaekhan5112
      @shanzaekhan5112 Před 3 lety +1

      It's cause it's a double sided mirror the criminal doesn't have one either

    • @UnboundClown
      @UnboundClown Před 3 lety +11

      @@shanzaekhan5112 No, it’s because the window break was done in an empty room and composited into the shot with Amy and the perp. Probably for safety reasons. As they do have reflections before it cuts to Jakes perspective in the viewing room.

  • @liarose2054
    @liarose2054 Před 3 lety +28

    **banging on glass**
    "Ask about his bank account! ASK ABOUT HIS BANK ACCOUNT! ASK ABOUT HIS BANK-"
    **glass shatters**
    "-account."
    **looks up at amy**
    "You should ask him about his bank account."
    i will forever love this moment

  • @lewisonhowerconnery259
    @lewisonhowerconnery259 Před 2 lety +1

    That one way glass breaking is soo satisfying

  • @michaelcolon3940
    @michaelcolon3940 Před 3 lety +22

    3:57 is too relatable😂😭

  • @reysworld7008
    @reysworld7008 Před 3 lety +47

    “He’s so strong” tell me this man is not a little gay

  • @Sallyisfailingtofunctionx

    The burrito in a hot tub moment will always be one of my favourite moments ever I cry every time

  • @AG-gi2mg
    @AG-gi2mg Před 3 lety +60

    People say I’m Jake perelta in female form. Should I be offended.
    Deadass. My school locker had maggots in it...

  • @rishikaverma891
    @rishikaverma891 Před 3 lety +6

    This man has my heart ❤

  • @SC-RGX7
    @SC-RGX7 Před 3 lety +2

    The amount of character development on this show is absolutely amazing

  • @gemmacrescini1330
    @gemmacrescini1330 Před 3 lety +2

    All of these are just so iconic how am I supposed to choose?

  • @tgmwonka8285
    @tgmwonka8285 Před 3 lety +7

    1:57 lol younger siblings always framing the older one

  • @twisha_h_s
    @twisha_h_s Před 3 lety +12

    * strums guitar * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHGHGHHHGHHGGHHJH
    DIDN'T WORK...

  • @skrubbypatty5763
    @skrubbypatty5763 Před 3 lety +6

    "Doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood supposed to be"
    I just can't stop laughing by this logic

  • @teenachandna3706
    @teenachandna3706 Před 3 lety +10

    "Your head is so small.. where do you keep your brain" 😂😂🤣

  • @crapulence853
    @crapulence853 Před 3 lety +31

    1:57 totally me

  • @dipz6479
    @dipz6479 Před 3 lety +30

    1:52 if he was an 1 hour early in Chicago that means he was 57 minutes late

  • @naamakozai9050
    @naamakozai9050 Před 3 lety +7

    DUDE YOUR HEAD is so SMALL NO NO NO IT IS so SMALL WHERE do you KEEP YOUR BRAINS?!?
    Love that line it always gets me😂😂😂

  • @technowelliebobs4779
    @technowelliebobs4779 Před 3 lety +4

    "Sounds fun, carry on. 👍" 😂😂😂

  • @MJAYZ007
    @MJAYZ007 Před 3 lety +58

    We watched Lincoln
    Wow two rivals working together
    Jake:....
    Amy: when that didnt work we watched Xmen days of future past
    Jake: WOW Magneto and Professor working together

  • @isabelcoleman8907
    @isabelcoleman8907 Před 3 lety +23

    Ok well ima go cry In the bathroom PEACE OUT HOMIES HAHA

  • @bucklandlover
    @bucklandlover Před 3 lety +7

    If Jake isn’t your spirit animal, idk what is..

  • @thearlesdaleengine8182
    @thearlesdaleengine8182 Před 3 lety +9

    "Magneto and Professor X working together? Amy are you seeing this?"

  • @calmclaughlin8185
    @calmclaughlin8185 Před 4 lety +30

    You love to see it, 0 dislikes

  • @lordtentacleporm1588
    @lordtentacleporm1588 Před 3 lety +3

    This gives me the happy.

  • @adamgimblett4269
    @adamgimblett4269 Před 3 lety

    I love this

  • @SaucyCheeseburgerwithRanch
    @SaucyCheeseburgerwithRanch Před 3 lety +13

    This show looks so fun. I want to watch it lol

    • @stillesmineral
      @stillesmineral Před 3 lety +5

      then... watch it? haha

    • @miovvv
      @miovvv Před 3 lety +3

      ypu definitely should. it has many seasons as well!

    • @clintbrew
      @clintbrew Před 3 lety +2

      It one of these show that u can never get bored of watching u gonna love the season 5x17 cold open

    • @cameronwinters4761
      @cameronwinters4761 Před 2 lety

      j o i n u s

    • @SaucyCheeseburgerwithRanch
      @SaucyCheeseburgerwithRanch Před 2 lety

      @@cameronwinters4761 I got to season 4 episode 10…
      Then I got a new phone and that streaming app I was using didn’t work anymore so 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @buzzinbea
    @buzzinbea Před 3 lety +2

    That last clip is the perfect ending for this video😂😂

  • @dkhgr
    @dkhgr Před 3 lety +4

    “2, 3, 4! AAAASSAHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHHH....didnt work”

  • @bellalannoo8896
    @bellalannoo8896 Před 3 lety +1

    They just casually have a Switch and I love that for them. They 100% have an Animal Crossings Island.

  • @milenavitoria2621
    @milenavitoria2621 Před 3 lety

    I Love them so much

  • @Abdmajid
    @Abdmajid Před 3 lety +26

    TV and Cake were my parents 😣😣😣

  • @sanjeevkulkarni4105
    @sanjeevkulkarni4105 Před 3 lety +2

    He is not just in mood for “4 minutes”... he is always in the mood 😎😃

  • @mallotree3508
    @mallotree3508 Před 3 lety +1

    This hit too hard lol

  • @annikadeshmukh5379
    @annikadeshmukh5379 Před 3 lety +1

    God I love this show

  • @mikaelamiller9426
    @mikaelamiller9426 Před 3 lety +1

    "1 2 3 4 Ahhhhhh Ahhhhhhh"😂😂😂

  • @leahsmith1141
    @leahsmith1141 Před 3 lety +3

    "That's where the blood's supposed to be" :D

  • @ellaronci2703
    @ellaronci2703 Před 2 lety

    i love him

  • @Christine-tg7lf
    @Christine-tg7lf Před 3 lety +3

    the internal bleeding is just so hilarious

  • @axelmaeland608
    @axelmaeland608 Před 3 lety

    1:20
    The look of jakes face as he was realising his next chance ti say it was golden, golden

  • @adithyansivaraman325
    @adithyansivaraman325 Před 3 lety +2

    Blackout out when amy goes into labour!!
    Jake - I kinda liked blackouts. Its quiet and peaceful
    Gunshots heard !!
    Jake - no it quickly turned into a purge!

  • @nisberger613
    @nisberger613 Před 3 lety +9

    watched 2:15 8 times now, still dying

  • @hanygonzalez7476
    @hanygonzalez7476 Před 2 lety +1

    Jake eating that burrito perfectly describes what it feels like to move to another city unwillingly

  • @resa5816
    @resa5816 Před 3 lety +2

    Captain Santiago broke the glass

  • @eveyaspaas3667
    @eveyaspaas3667 Před 3 lety +4

    “My doctor said all the blood is internal. That’s where the blood is SUPPOSED tO bE”

  • @addison9220
    @addison9220 Před 2 lety

    The first one was a great way to start it off

  • @jiazubair4427
    @jiazubair4427 Před 2 lety

    Jake is so precious

  • @leonardliem6485
    @leonardliem6485 Před 3 lety +26

    Is it just me or is the audio not synced up as well as it should be? My old computer does have a habit of not syncing up audio to visual from time to time, so don't take this comment as a critic

    • @peralxta1570
      @peralxta1570  Před 3 lety +6

      it’s only that way in 1-2 clips tops, the site i downloaded them from had connections issues so its due to that. noticed that after i uploaded the video but the all the other clips are fine. sorry in advance

  • @sspp4522
    @sspp4522 Před 3 lety +1

    2:15 this gets me every fucking time you'd think it'd get old but nope

  • @TheDubLatino
    @TheDubLatino Před 3 lety +2

    2:23 Kid Cudi's face is my mood for 2020

  • @tanleelee268
    @tanleelee268 Před 3 lety +2

    Gotta love Jake. Sometimes I wished I was him. Somestimes I wished I was with him. Thats when You Know this character is 👌 *chef kiss*

  • @fatimah1998
    @fatimah1998 Před 3 lety +4

    2:15 I'm dying

  • @anthonydalebarroga
    @anthonydalebarroga Před 2 lety

    The thumbnail, he looks so handsome!