Olivia Colman + Adrian Edmondson read letters between Sultan Mehmed IV and the Zaporozhian Cossacks

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  • čas přidán 14. 08. 2021
  • In 1675, the Zaporozhian Cossacks, a fierce army of warriors based in the Wild Fields of Ukraine whose Koshovyi (chief) at the time was Ivan Sirko, received by courier a letter from Mehmed IV, the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, in which he rather grandiosely demanded that they cease all aggression and submit to him. Relations were historically fraught, but a recent spate of guerilla warfare involving the two parties, much of it initiated and won by the Cossacks, had pushed the young Sultan to breaking point. His last hope was to write a letter. Rather than accept the demands, Sirko responded with a letter of his own, co-written with his men, which in the 1880s was immortalised in the famous painting, Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks to Sultan Mehmed IV of the Ottoman Empire, by renowned Russian artist Ilya Repin.
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Komentáře • 292

  • @williamhiggins842
    @williamhiggins842 Před 2 lety +140

    Those freaking Cossacks sure knew how to turn a phrase.This letter reading was absolutely hilarious and enlightning! Just a classic.

  • @stevensmith743
    @stevensmith743 Před 8 měsíci +54

    Olivia Colman is a gift to all humanity. She always has the very perfect take on her characters. Just fantastic!!

  • @Baribrotzer
    @Baribrotzer Před 2 lety +333

    I really hope the Sultan could read, and read the language it which it was written.
    Otherwise, I do not envy the man who had to translate it, or the one who had to read it out loud to him.

    • @DByers-ci5kr
      @DByers-ci5kr Před 2 lety +25

      I was thinking, the poor courtier who was tasked with translating & reading aloud for the sultan this polite note of reply. Sometimes NO just isn't enough.

    • @Baribrotzer
      @Baribrotzer Před 2 lety +34

      @@DByers-ci5kr He probably just would have said, "Sire, they refuse to retreat or surrender, and aim many grievous insults at your august personage."
      If the Sultan were wise, he would have left it at that. If I were the courtier and he asked for clarification, I'd present him with the Turkish translation in writing (assuming he could read, some kings couldn't). If he kept on pressing, I'd start by comparing the Cossacks to the Sultan's own Bashi-Bazouks - hoodlums and bumpkins, but hoodlums and bumpkins who could ride a horse and shoot straight. Then I might bring in a condemned prisoner to actually read it, since the guy was going to lose his head anyway.

    • @guharup
      @guharup Před rokem +2

      Even if he could read, a sultan wont read a letter himself unless its very personal

    • @mustafaalimutlu6432
      @mustafaalimutlu6432 Před rokem +14

      According to modern historians, letter was never written in the first place. It was a propaganda piece propagated by Russian Empire and subsequent states. You can read up more accurate information on Wikipedia.

    • @Baribrotzer
      @Baribrotzer Před rokem +3

      @@mustafaalimutlu6432 Not a surprise.

  • @dawne6419
    @dawne6419 Před 2 lety +493

    There's a painting out there depicting the Cossacks writing this letter. The scribe is loving it as the Cossacks are coming up with better and better terms.

    • @pekieboo
      @pekieboo Před 2 lety +45

      It says so in the description: " Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks to Sultan Mehmed IV of the Ottoman Empire, by renowned Russian artist Ilya Repin."

    • @juliaconnell
      @juliaconnell Před 2 lety +9

      wow - I thought you were kidding - you were not - hilarious !

    • @HK-dq1eg
      @HK-dq1eg Před 2 lety

      Ilya repin

    • @jeremymiller9582
      @jeremymiller9582 Před 2 lety +5

      You’ve just made my whole week!

    • @mortalclown3812
      @mortalclown3812 Před 2 lety +9

      Just looked it up! Bloody wonderful. Thank you for the lead.

  • @russergee49
    @russergee49 Před 2 lety +33

    The Cossack response is just **chef’s kiss**

  • @CraftQueenJr
    @CraftQueenJr Před rokem +147

    Whilst I am entirely aware this letter is apocryphal as hell, it’s still incredibly impressive someone came up with it, and that someone else translated it.

  • @sjinzaar
    @sjinzaar Před 2 lety +74

    Oh my! Can you see why Olivia is so good? You can see how the emotion of hatred is boiling up inside her as she reads…. She is so amazing. Love love love

  • @randomobserver8168
    @randomobserver8168 Před 2 lety +60

    Ah- the greatest exchange of diplomatic notes ever recorded.

    • @frogmouth
      @frogmouth Před rokem

      Not particularly diplomatic!

    • @tairastuart
      @tairastuart Před rokem

      Noooo kidding

    • @DoubleMonoLR
      @DoubleMonoLR Před rokem

      It quite likely wasn't real, many of these letters aren't. Many were created later for propaganda, just for humorous effect, etc.

    • @hetedeleambacht6608
      @hetedeleambacht6608 Před 13 dny

      one wonders indeed, not all `diplomatic communication` is as polite as we imagine it, I suppose

  • @Adeodatus100
    @Adeodatus100 Před 2 lety +108

    The guy with the job of reading this letter to the Sultan:
    "
    .
    .
    .
    They say no."

    • @MrBizteck
      @MrBizteck Před 2 lety +16

      But the letter is 3 pages long .... what else did they say ?
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      Err no is a REALLY long word in their language.

    • @saxtonhalegaming
      @saxtonhalegaming Před rokem +6

      @@MrBizteck
      "Well, I would still like to read it. See, I've been learning their language and I don't think "no" is a particularly long word"
      "Actually, they just accidentally sent and extra two pages. Certainly a waste a your highnesses time."

  • @judylearn7971
    @judylearn7971 Před 2 lety +190

    I have listened to this with delight more than once, and looked up the fabulous painting based on this (possibly) apocryphal event---but this was months ago, before Putin's naked aggression in Ukraine. The Cossacks in this famous incident were in Ukraine. It is nearly impossible to listen to this video and not read into the puffed up delusional self-importance of the Sultan, a foreshadowing of Putin. It is also nearly impossible to not hear the fierce spirit of the Cossacks echoed in the ferocity of the Ukrainian resistance.

    • @LukeBunyip
      @LukeBunyip Před rokem +3

      This is a gift which never grows old. She deserved that Oscar, redux.

    • @user-hr5ik2cr8v
      @user-hr5ik2cr8v Před rokem +1

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks

  • @JussaraAlmeida2912
    @JussaraAlmeida2912 Před 2 lety +69

    This is one of the best letters read in this awesome event. I love it! 😀

  • @elainepayne7047
    @elainepayne7047 Před 2 lety +41

    I have never laughed so much in my 81 years as I have at Live Letters.

  • @spottybalfour4368
    @spottybalfour4368 Před 2 lety +66

    And commentators say abuse and rudeness on social media is something new…bravo Cossacks

  • @johannebaker9730
    @johannebaker9730 Před 2 lety +115

    I love these readings. What a great idea.

    • @MrBizteck
      @MrBizteck Před 2 lety +2

      They have a number of audio boos out.
      Dispite the factvI dont loke cats .. their letters on Cats is very good.

  • @RoundingThird
    @RoundingThird Před 2 lety +365

    1675 or 2022, Ukrainians don't back down.

    • @JR-xo5jp
      @JR-xo5jp Před rokem

      Fool they are being sacrificed by the own leader,Europe ,USA ,China and Russia to bring on the great reset ..

    • @sharon_shaw
      @sharon_shaw Před 11 měsíci

      Putin and his goon squad don't have a snowball's chance in hell of taking Ukraine 💙🇺🇦💛

    • @cw4091
      @cw4091 Před 8 měsíci +3

      What is it like to live in your fantasy world?

    • @santokun5835
      @santokun5835 Před 7 měsíci +14

      ​@@cw4091You should ask that to your daddy in moscow

    • @Rosskles
      @Rosskles Před 7 měsíci +10

      ​@@cw4091 How much longer will the 3 day operation take do you think?

  • @StonyRC
    @StonyRC Před 2 lety +5

    WOW - that was some SERIOUS and historic trash-talk!

  • @wcg66
    @wcg66 Před 2 lety +60

    Not really related to this but Olivia Colman in Broadchurch is some of the best acting I've ever seen (nod to David Tennant, of course.) She is an absolute gem in everything she does.

  • @mariannegeraud6318
    @mariannegeraud6318 Před 2 lety +112

    That was pretty clear....the Cossacks weren't contemplating surrendering to the Sultan and the Sultan didn't contemplate the possibility that they wouldn't!!
    But he did ask them nicely 🤣

  • @xerotonin6776
    @xerotonin6776 Před 2 lety +34

    Imagine Rik Mayall reading Olivia's part.

    • @laurathornton1456
      @laurathornton1456 Před 2 lety +9

      That would have been brilliant, not that Olivia wasn't, but Rik and Adrian worked so well together.

  • @PaulHung77
    @PaulHung77 Před 2 lety +61

    I wish the Cossacks wouldn't beat about the bush and get to the point

  • @attackpatterndelta8949
    @attackpatterndelta8949 Před 2 lety +71

    For some reason, Mehmed IV felt compelled to keep the letter.

    • @alalalala57
      @alalalala57 Před rokem +6

      Its all fun and games for a king of kings.

    • @beholdthegriffin5488
      @beholdthegriffin5488 Před rokem +2

      “Man I ain’t even mad that was fire”

    • @DoubleMonoLR
      @DoubleMonoLR Před rokem +1

      Except he didn't, because it didn't exist. There have been multiple variations:
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correspondence_between_the_Ottoman_sultan_and_the_Cossacks
      It's a funny story, which has a very long history, but the letters themselves almost certainly never existed.

  • @johnsteiner3417
    @johnsteiner3417 Před 2 lety +49

    This is how history should always be told.

    • @hetedeleambacht6608
      @hetedeleambacht6608 Před 13 dny

      yeah, we should ve had olivia colmans as our teachers jump in unexpectedly, every week, in a particularly boring lesson

  • @sheilastockdale6715
    @sheilastockdale6715 Před 2 lety +40

    We really need to bring back letter writing!!! Bravo performance!!!!! 👏👏👏👏

    • @stevekelly5166
      @stevekelly5166 Před rokem

      But the deliverer of letters otherwise known has the Royal Mail are on strike me lady.
      Great reading with one side then the other.

  • @popefang
    @popefang Před 2 lety +66

    Adrian just gets better and better, Olivia is superlative

    • @rnw2739
      @rnw2739 Před 2 lety

      It's only taken 40 years of sitting on Rik Mayalls back...

    • @brianmorrison6863
      @brianmorrison6863 Před 2 lety +7

      @@rnw2739 You say crazy nonsense

    • @squaddie67
      @squaddie67 Před rokem +1

      @@rnw2739 Ade Edmondson could make Rik Mayall lose his shit with very little effort. Theirs was truly an equal partnership.

  • @victorkrisel7108
    @victorkrisel7108 Před 2 lety +6

    So well done and entertaining!

  • @kmlisle
    @kmlisle Před rokem +10

    You can see why Ukraine is so good a social media.

  • @cmarie8099
    @cmarie8099 Před 2 lety +11

    This may be my favorite yet!!!

  • @tardx
    @tardx Před 2 lety +36

    World-class invective, magnificently delivered - an inspiration to underdogs everywhere. Try doing THAT with emojis!

  • @user-cm1qw6jn4b
    @user-cm1qw6jn4b Před 2 lety +13

    Yesss 💪💪💪 I saw the picture many times and now I know what they wrote in the letter 😁

  • @ericbeaton7211
    @ericbeaton7211 Před 2 lety +1

    Absolutely Brilliant!

  • @mortalclown3812
    @mortalclown3812 Před 2 lety +10

    You just don't hear 'catamite' often enough these days.

  • @filmsforsmartpeople3587
    @filmsforsmartpeople3587 Před 2 lety +24

    The lost art of letter writing....That was great.

  • @Julikachen
    @Julikachen Před rokem +6

    I don't know what it is about Olivia that I instantly feel better when I see her. She truly is a tonic!

  • @lucillepearson5349
    @lucillepearson5349 Před 2 lety +9

    How utterly fabulous!

  • @JanineAnita
    @JanineAnita Před 2 lety +7

    Brilliant!

  • @ARE_YOU_SICK_OF_YT_CENSORSHIP

    there was a claim that the reply is a forgery but in 2019 local media reported that Ukranian historian Taras Chukhlib had found a Polish version of the letter in the Archives of the Polish Academy of Sciences in Krakow
    the Polish version is dated 1683 while the reply itself is believed to have been written before 1678 when Mehmet IV delivered his ultimatum

  • @emiliejayne_st
    @emiliejayne_st Před 10 měsíci +27

    When listening to the letter from the Cossacks, whenever they mentioned the sultans mother, I just couldn’t stop thinking of poor Turhan Sultan being talked about in such a way. It wasn’t her fault she had such a big headed idiot for a son! I mean his father Sultan Ibrahim was literally mad, so what do you expect!😂

    • @doyinskeiwakr9682
      @doyinskeiwakr9682 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Love fhis comment. You're saying the apple didn’t fall far from rhe tree ...😁 you're as bad as the Cossacks! 😂

  • @ni-31
    @ni-31 Před 2 lety +38

    Replace Sultan with Putin and everything else still stands true even today lol. So glad I saw this.

    • @kristoffermangila
      @kristoffermangila Před 2 lety +1

      Just replace the ancient place names for Russian ones, as well as your suggestion and its perfect!

  • @andreagriffiths3512
    @andreagriffiths3512 Před 2 lety +6

    This needed to be so much longer!

  • @charliemarkovic4301
    @charliemarkovic4301 Před 5 měsíci +14

    I was translating that into Serbo-Croatian in my head and almost died from hypoxia laughing.

  • @puffin51
    @puffin51 Před 2 lety +40

    There's no doubt about it, the fine art of international diplomacy has declined. Mind you, the French still keep up some of the old traditions.

  • @Aramanth
    @Aramanth Před 2 měsíci

    Great delivery!!!
    There is a wonderful painting by Ilya Repin _Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks_
    which depicts the Cossacks are gathered around a table all of whom seem to be
    enjoying pitching their words for the drafting of the letter! Ah... Letter writing is a lost artform!

  • @madMARTYNmarsh1981
    @madMARTYNmarsh1981 Před rokem +10

    Olivia is great but Ade lights up everything he does. Two exceptional talents on one stage.

  • @TinEE189
    @TinEE189 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I was howling from start to finish. Reading some of the comments its seems the translation was loose at best, but still even if just the tone was captured - absolutely savage. You have to respect the Cossacks 😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @janekay4147
    @janekay4147 Před 2 lety +2

    Love it!!

  • @rm6763
    @rm6763 Před 2 lety +9

    Ah the good old times. People don’t write insults like this anymore.

  • @theangryholmesian4556
    @theangryholmesian4556 Před 2 lety +5

    Peter Capaldi's and Olivia Colman's readings are both excellent.

  • @mariamartamarcolinocava1551

    Brilhante apresentação!!!

  • @MrXutech
    @MrXutech Před 2 lety +3

    Now that's some high quality swearin'

  • @carolyndean4591
    @carolyndean4591 Před 5 měsíci

    I just love Olivia’s letter readings!

  • @pygiana16
    @pygiana16 Před 2 lety

    Somewhat free and creative translation.

  • @glossaria2
    @glossaria2 Před rokem

    That painting is astounding; her delivery, even better.

  • @thememeslinger7506
    @thememeslinger7506 Před 2 lety +13

    What makes this funnier is the fact that (in the context of the letters) the forces of Mehmed IV had just gotten their asses handed to them by the Cossacks

  • @emdee7744
    @emdee7744 Před 2 lety +4

    Yikes, what a reply! Colorful to say the least.

  • @zuzauramek9850
    @zuzauramek9850 Před 2 lety +6

    And you can`t even be offended because those are historical letters ^^

  • @HisameArtwork
    @HisameArtwork Před rokem +2

    I'm half turkish and I love this.
    sultans were a pain in the ass for everyone involved.

  • @Troels_T_Kjoeller
    @Troels_T_Kjoeller Před rokem +2

    When this popped up on CZcams I was hoping Adrian would be reading the Cossack letter. And I’m sad Rik Mayall isn’t here to read the sultan’s part.

  • @Finsirith
    @Finsirith Před 2 lety +15

    Well. I guess the Ukranians have had an attitude for centuries.

  • @mcarp555
    @mcarp555 Před 2 lety +5

    I can't help but hear Vivian's voice coming out of Ade's mouth.

  • @shadowjack8
    @shadowjack8 Před rokem

    Bravo!

  • @kristoffermangila
    @kristoffermangila Před 2 lety +7

    For the present situation in Ukraine, we can modify the reply and address it to Vlad Putin...

  • @MelissaThompson432
    @MelissaThompson432 Před 2 lety +12

    Well, that was worth being up early on Sunday morning...

  • @RiotingSoul
    @RiotingSoul Před 2 lety +4

    So there's a precedent.

  • @donsirko67
    @donsirko67 Před 2 lety +6

    I wish my father, Ivan, could have seen this.

  • @alancrabb
    @alancrabb Před 2 lety +7

    So, meaningful and substantial talks are ongoing, then.

  • @vitovtus
    @vitovtus Před rokem

    Brilliant

  • @davidscoltock3970
    @davidscoltock3970 Před 2 lety +11

    You have to wonder what happened to the poor bastard that had to read that letter to his boss

    • @auroraborelaris
      @auroraborelaris Před 2 lety

      there is no historical evidence that this did happen so probably mehmed 4 never received this letter

  • @oneworldfamily
    @oneworldfamily Před rokem

    Love Ade. He knows how to work an audience!

  • @wordjunkys
    @wordjunkys Před 5 měsíci

    Ilike these best when the letters are read rather than done as a monologue or theatre.

  • @AL-fl4jk
    @AL-fl4jk Před 2 lety +2

    This was some OG shade

  • @hedonismunderstands2469
    @hedonismunderstands2469 Před 2 měsíci +1

    matt berry and malcolm tucker, err peter capaldi, do a spiffing version of this exchange, too...

  • @odem5856
    @odem5856 Před rokem +3

    More relevant now then even a year ago.

  • @DrWhoHarvey
    @DrWhoHarvey Před rokem +1

    I wish someone would send a letter like the cossacks to putyin. What fun tha5 woild be.

  • @jamesbaker7112
    @jamesbaker7112 Před 2 lety +2

    I love me some Olivia Coleman.

  • @mr.raslyon6626
    @mr.raslyon6626 Před rokem +4

    The greatest response ever written by man 🤣

  • @ljooste
    @ljooste Před rokem +2

    How accurate of a translation is the reply letter? I cannot imagine their insulting phrases or swear words are the same as the ones we use today. Surely some creative license has been taken?

    • @user-cc5nf3dg4u
      @user-cc5nf3dg4u Před rokem +2

      As Ukrainian I can assure you, that translation is accurate enough. Somewhere the rhyme is missed, cause the original letter is rather poetic or rhythmic I may say, but such translation lapse is possible. The words are absolutely correct. However, in Ukraine it is believed by some historians that very rude phrases (fuck your mother) were added later or maybe was censored. This letter was written 1676 and later versions were used to encourage army spirit, so copies may be different sometimes. The fact we know about this letter means sultan received it. which I believe he was trying to hide)))

  • @carolynallisee2463
    @carolynallisee2463 Před 10 měsíci

    Oh Boy! I would not have liked to be Mehmet IV's translator when this one came rolling in!

  • @reid1967
    @reid1967 Před 2 lety +4

    So that's a no then is it?

  • @___David__
    @___David__ Před 2 lety +7

    It would have been hilarious if Adrian Edmondson had added "and Mother of Dragons" at the end of the introduction of the guy 🤣

  • @user-mp8ti3pc8y
    @user-mp8ti3pc8y Před 2 lety +1

    She is divine!👑

  • @jaysonpida5379
    @jaysonpida5379 Před 2 lety +10

    I don't ever want a Cossack to write me a letter.

  • @berulan8463
    @berulan8463 Před rokem

    Well, that answer escalated quickly.

    • @user-cc5nf3dg4u
      @user-cc5nf3dg4u Před rokem

      absolutely no)) Sultan tried to move forward to Vienna, but received such a massacre that turned back ashamed. And in later 20 years Ottoman empire lost it`s territories in Europe.

  • @bekind7465
    @bekind7465 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I'm just a Yank with scarce knowledge of world history...but that reading is absolutely fantastic! Fantastic job by both performers👏

  • @leejudith5209
    @leejudith5209 Před 3 měsíci

    She is so spectacular with anything that comes across her table .

  • @annem9195
    @annem9195 Před 2 lety +3

    Nobody can throw an insult like the Slavs!

  • @opus_artisti
    @opus_artisti Před rokem +1

    I like Matt Berry - Peter Capaldi version

  • @LoverOfBellies
    @LoverOfBellies Před 10 měsíci +1

    Matt Berry & Peter Capaldi did this one

  • @banba317
    @banba317 Před 2 lety +90

    Those Ukrainians were amazing; I think Zelensky should send a similar letter to Putin!

    • @qdHazen
      @qdHazen Před 2 lety

      They already have "Russian warship, go fuck yourself!"

    • @tyguy101a
      @tyguy101a Před 2 lety +13

      Snake Island said it loud and clear

    • @kristoffermangila
      @kristoffermangila Před 2 lety +10

      Oh come on, this reply is awesome! Better yet, make it an open letter addressed to Vlad Putin, modify it to replace the ancient place names with modern Russian ones, and let President Zelensky read it aloud for all to see and hear!

    • @HerrAndreasSkog
      @HerrAndreasSkog Před 2 lety +10

      The entire last three months have been a materialization of that letter.

    • @guharup
      @guharup Před rokem

      Yep very effective before death and destruction; them letters

  • @croydonrudeness1079
    @croydonrudeness1079 Před 2 lety +4

    hahaha, probably the greatest reply ever

  • @Warhead-haggis
    @Warhead-haggis Před měsícem

    That is how you manage public relations.

  • @AmberSlemmer
    @AmberSlemmer Před rokem +1

    Long live Vyvyan!!! YOUNG ONES FOREVER!

  • @popecerebus
    @popecerebus Před rokem

    the man's got a beautiful speaking voice. but, NGL i was hoping to hear him read the reply like Vyvyan from the young ones.

  • @kershaad
    @kershaad Před rokem +5

    There is saying "no", and there is the Ukrainian way of saying "no" hahaha

  • @DemstarAus
    @DemstarAus Před 2 lety

    I love Ade! One of my favourite humans.

  • @icook1723
    @icook1723 Před 2 lety +4

    Time for the cossaks to write a letter to putin.

  • @deejayk5939
    @deejayk5939 Před rokem

    Wow,

  • @jollyfighter7319
    @jollyfighter7319 Před 2 měsíci

    Man, Mehmeds introduction was longer than his text. 😂

  • @alanconway94
    @alanconway94 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Yep. This is good. Not as good as the Matt Berry / Peter Capaldi reading; but it'll do.

  • @carlajackson3137
    @carlajackson3137 Před 2 lety +6

    No, no really just say it!

  • @timschultz7597
    @timschultz7597 Před rokem +4

    The Rus should have learned from the Turks' mistakes and not challenged the Cossacks. They already regret it.

    • @michaelmazowiecki9195
      @michaelmazowiecki9195 Před 4 měsíci

      The Rus are the Ukrainians including the Zaporoze Cossacks. The Russians (Rosiya) are not the Rus though they claim to be.