[YTP] Starduck Crusaders

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  • čas přidán 13. 02. 2019
  • Jotaro and his stand 「Star Quackinum」must defeat Dio and his flat stand.
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  • @JackDuripper
    @JackDuripper  Před 5 lety +12031

    It seems theres a lot of comments disgusted at my use of dubs, so I'll explain why I generally don't edit these with subs
    It's a whole lot easier. I don't have to worry about something getting masked in front of the subtitles forcing me to put them back on top. I can actually sentence mix, and casually make audio based jokes in seconds rather than minutes. I only have to download one copy of an episode instead of subbed and unsubbed just to change the dialogue. I can easily make Engrish or catch phrase jokes by downloading the relevant few minutes from CZcams.
    And for the record I watched part 3 on subbed cause the dub hadn't come out yet. The Engrish makes it the superior way. After all, serect your cur

    • @pawebojarski7878
      @pawebojarski7878 Před 5 lety +91

      N

    • @noctuadiscipulum9715
      @noctuadiscipulum9715 Před 5 lety +472

      Understandable, have a nice day

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs Před 5 lety +262

      people who watch only subs are idiots anyway. i haven't watched anything subbed & dubbed since panty & stocking with gartbelt & hetalia. i never regret giving up subs so now i have nothing to complain about when watching dubs. ok i realize i'm being harsh

    • @UnDedDood
      @UnDedDood Před 5 lety +95

      Eh there both okay

    • @ridleymain4657
      @ridleymain4657 Před 5 lety +103

      I think the dub is better

  • @valentine5202
    @valentine5202 Před 5 lety +4219

    The entire horse
    The complete equine
    The full pony
    The maximum stallion

  • @taseenk5083
    @taseenk5083 Před 5 lety +4953

    “There’s no such thing as the mirror world”
    Everyone: *Laughs in Vento Aureo*

  • @itzasup5005
    @itzasup5005 Před 3 lety +2827

    Kakoyin: Isnt a milf hunter and likes people with the same characteristics as holly
    The fandom: I didnt see that.

  • @FemboyHasu
    @FemboyHasu Před 3 lety +586

    Even the plane deflected the emerald splash

  • @ItsDanbo
    @ItsDanbo Před 5 lety +10823

    I mean Avdol is very fast, his fastest speed ever recorded was running away from DIO in terror

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 5 lety +15220

    When you realize JoJo introduced a loli only to send her away after she had no character development

    • @psikoticoo
      @psikoticoo Před 5 lety +1396

      Not even an hour and people already got triggered by no reasons, love it!

    • @luisalonso959
      @luisalonso959 Před 5 lety +717

      Oh ho!!! like every other loli she wasn't meant to have ANY character development AT ALL!!!

    • @markl4159
      @markl4159 Před 5 lety +94

      lol ur gay

    • @user-bh6cz8kp4q
      @user-bh6cz8kp4q Před 5 lety +396

      For everyone hating on justin Y for no reason, take this: 🖕

    • @dougbanks7777
      @dougbanks7777 Před 5 lety +40

      Hi dad

  • @aidanbutterworth2376
    @aidanbutterworth2376 Před 3 lety +459

    “This calls for a quiet and discreet stand”
    Proceeds to blast 500 shots in the plane

    • @crabnebula1816
      @crabnebula1816 Před 2 lety +8

      @ either everyone on-board is a heavy sleeper or they use their stands to talk or something

  • @mechamonkeymancityboat7785
    @mechamonkeymancityboat7785 Před 3 lety +152

    The Complete Horse was so baffled with Avdol's speed that he didn't even bother redirecting the bullet

  • @imlivinginyourceiling
    @imlivinginyourceiling Před 4 lety +2527

    2:44 Kakyoin: **Describes Heirophant Green as quiet and discreet**
    Also Kakyoin: *2 0 M E T E R E M E R A L D S P L A S H*

    • @paskky913
      @paskky913 Před 4 lety +138

      Dio: "I can only stop time for 5 seconds"
      Also Dio: *LET ME JUST SLOWLY WALK FOR 10 SECONDS TOWARDS KAKYOIN*

    • @realsupernova222
      @realsupernova222 Před 4 lety +17

      @@paskky913 wait I thought it was 9

    • @wadeaezmirly8454
      @wadeaezmirly8454 Před 4 lety +5

      NI JUU METERU EMERALDU SPLASHU

    • @wadeaezmirly8454
      @wadeaezmirly8454 Před 4 lety +8

      @@realsupernova222 it was when he was fighting jotaro

    • @vcsa681
      @vcsa681 Před 4 lety +10

      I think he meant "my stand is not an op behemoth who can explode this plane easily"

  • @UselessPebble
    @UselessPebble Před 4 lety +2950

    Jotaro: Is a marine biologist
    Also jotaro: punches a shark

    • @justsomeboiwithoutabeard1968
      @justsomeboiwithoutabeard1968 Před 4 lety +63

      top ten most underratedest comments

    • @cailieisidro5758
      @cailieisidro5758 Před 4 lety +36

      Hey he punched the shark

    • @tall6513
      @tall6513 Před 4 lety +121

      He became a marine biologist because he felt bad

    • @skotiaH2O
      @skotiaH2O Před 4 lety +76

      "Punching a shark felt so nice, I decided to become a marine biologist"

    • @xcalibur2582
      @xcalibur2582 Před 4 lety +8

      I mean marine biologists should use harpoon guns to defend themselves

  • @muffetundertale882
    @muffetundertale882 Před 3 lety +401

    Alternate title: Edgy man teams up with angry Grandpa, walking flamethrower, and supposed milf hunter, goes to Egypt, meets guy with cool haircut, and kills a gay guy

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 Před 2 lety +16

      The guy that you mentioned at the end is bi.

    • @crabnebula1816
      @crabnebula1816 Před 2 lety +22

      Also he’s a vampire with the body of a buff Englishman

    • @stummyhurt1701
      @stummyhurt1701 Před 2 lety

      Vampire*

    • @deviousdirtbag6814
      @deviousdirtbag6814 Před 2 lety +5

      ah, yes.
      walking flamethrower and supposed milf hunter, my favourite crusaders.

    • @NotoriousYEETER
      @NotoriousYEETER Před 2 lety +2

      @@ryanm.8720 he don't look bi to me

  • @someone0494
    @someone0494 Před 3 lety +514

    2:19
    "now this looks like a job for me"
    * kakyoin appears *
    lmao I'm dying

  • @38kieljoaquingabrielf.viqu49
    @38kieljoaquingabrielf.viqu49 Před 5 lety +4869

    Remember when no one could just deflect emerald splash

    • @calamariman
      @calamariman Před 5 lety +100

      Yes sir Mr FBI
      But what if I had a mirrior

    • @MoonGodRher
      @MoonGodRher Před 5 lety +46

      @4:42

    • @DopeioThePhoneBoi
      @DopeioThePhoneBoi Před 4 lety +18

      No.

    • @bobukcs3353
      @bobukcs3353 Před 4 lety +13

      remember when FBI jokes we're overrated?

    • @anghbalahr2971
      @anghbalahr2971 Před 4 lety +9

      This were the golden days. Like the days when the dark ball of darkness and destruction was the fastest and strongest KH attack.

  • @NewtypeOxi
    @NewtypeOxi Před 5 lety +4785

    The plane deflected the emerald splash duh

  • @MephilesRequiem
    @MephilesRequiem Před 3 lety +294

    2:17 Kakyoin is the best character in JoJo now.

    • @CrimsonAttourney
      @CrimsonAttourney Před 2 lety +6

      Holly exists
      Kakyoin "now this looks like a job for me"

  • @Blanko_nopico
    @Blanko_nopico Před 3 lety +112

    11:42 there's something funny yet menacing here Jotaro say that sentence "Of course he's taking a shit"

  • @inktouhou
    @inktouhou Před 4 lety +1616

    Jotaro and josuke: breathes
    Girls: idk man that's kinda hot

    • @yungdrywallsp
      @yungdrywallsp Před 4 lety +18

      Ruined the 420 likes because the meme is fucking dead. Thank me later

    • @thegreatnani1
      @thegreatnani1 Před 4 lety +4

      Oh wow

    • @seba.4926
      @seba.4926 Před 4 lety +4

      i hate josuke that slick bastard

    • @hobowithanoboe
      @hobowithanoboe Před 4 lety +6

      @@yungdrywallsp Thank you for your service

    • @yungdrywallsp
      @yungdrywallsp Před 4 lety +7

      @@hobowithanoboe lOL 69 420 nice LOLoO

  • @renejenness69
    @renejenness69 Před 3 lety +133

    Nobody:
    My parent’s bedroom when i walk by: *STARRRR FINGER!!!!!!!!*

  • @gizmoshmizmo5031
    @gizmoshmizmo5031 Před 2 lety +27

    Jack: *starts rant about avdol*
    Everyone: “KING CRIMSON!”

  • @zivrozenwald5612
    @zivrozenwald5612 Před 4 lety +3938

    Both Kakyoin and Polnarref are the very definition of the meme about the boss when you fight him and the boss when you get him as a playable character

    • @annothernoob
      @annothernoob Před 4 lety +100

      And he is weaker when you get him

    • @annothernoob
      @annothernoob Před 4 lety +199

      Remember how Kakyoin could just draw stuff then it happens in real life

    • @zivrozenwald5612
      @zivrozenwald5612 Před 4 lety +142

      @@annothernoob yeah man Polnarref just cuts fire and light and Kakyoin would draw stuff where did all that all that go to when fighting Dio

    • @apollomcdonald
      @apollomcdonald Před 4 lety +98

      @@annothernoob He.. Just wanted to do that for fun.

    • @JianCB2
      @JianCB2 Před 4 lety +125

      @@annothernoob That wasn't really one of his powers, it was just a medium of showing his powers to the audience (just like the mannequin).

  • @flayzuh6291
    @flayzuh6291 Před 5 lety +1264

    Manga Reader: How many times will you subject us to licking?
    Araki: Oh, I dunno, how many breads have you eaten in your life?

  • @gorb5555
    @gorb5555 Před 3 lety +34

    14:36 ah yes the stand known as star fapinum

  • @adrianxdlacruz2807
    @adrianxdlacruz2807 Před 3 lety +24

    12:16 if you look closely, you can see kakyoin's original name

    • @josu-ni2fx
      @josu-ni2fx Před 2 lety

      Thats awakening of the evil spirit i think

    • @aimchik
      @aimchik Před 8 měsíci

      Noriaki?

    • @pandorasangel2747
      @pandorasangel2747 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@aimchikTenmei is his original name but they look the same in Japanese

  • @scoman91
    @scoman91 Před 4 lety +1696

    The fact that Kakyoin chides Polnarref about the Mirror World being a fantasy WHEN THEY ALL HAVE MAGIC PUNCH GHOSTS WITH SUPER POWERS.

    • @goromajima7677
      @goromajima7677 Před 3 lety +106

      How much did dio pay you to smoke

    • @idespisethisapp
      @idespisethisapp Před 3 lety +27

      @@goromajima7677 n o t h i n g

    • @AzureTank776
      @AzureTank776 Před 3 lety +41

      And then there is Man in the Mirror in Part 5

    • @pawepajak7142
      @pawepajak7142 Před 3 lety +9

      and ultimate life forms

    • @phoenixanimationz
      @phoenixanimationz Před 3 lety +4

      Pretty sure that's just the dub

  • @spongeboymebob771
    @spongeboymebob771 Před 5 lety +2084

    Cop, in English: Your Japanese is really quite good
    Holly, also in English: oh thank you
    Me: ??????

    • @littlenopix3101
      @littlenopix3101 Před 5 lety +41

      In the words of most enemies in fist of the north star NANI

    • @silentaccent
      @silentaccent Před 5 lety +10

      Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm maybe they in japan? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @ulti-matezoan6398
      @ulti-matezoan6398 Před 4 lety +10

      Is that actually in the dub?

    • @spongeboymebob771
      @spongeboymebob771 Před 4 lety +2

      @@ulti-matezoan6398 That's sure what I heard.

    • @ulti-matezoan6398
      @ulti-matezoan6398 Před 4 lety +2

      @@spongeboymebob771 Oh my God, how did that get past them?

  • @tylermcflyer3061
    @tylermcflyer3061 Před 3 lety +13

    4:54
    The additional licks coming in were perfect

  • @heptagon4853
    @heptagon4853 Před 2 lety +15

    7:24 - 7:34
    My favourite part because I had the same reaction as Polnareff when Kakyoin said "This is real life not fantasy"

  • @leontopalli4644
    @leontopalli4644 Před 4 lety +593

    Kakyoin at school: ma'am i dont understand.
    Jotaro: B I T C H W H A T S T H E A N S W E R

  • @34Nor
    @34Nor Před 5 lety +1667

    Hol Horse
    The Entire Horse,
    Complete Equine,
    Full Pony,
    Indissoluble Steed,
    Inclusive Colt,
    Unabridged Bronco,
    Undiminished Mustang,
    Fulfilled Foal,
    All of the Ridin',
    Finished steel ball run,

  • @murder_maestro123
    @murder_maestro123 Před 2 lety +30

    That Eric Andre “what are you talking about” back to back was funny as hell

  • @chillknight3940
    @chillknight3940 Před 3 lety +17

    "A there is no such thing as a mirror world". *Laughs in mirror man*

  • @kadentam2946
    @kadentam2946 Před 4 lety +6925

    I just imagine that the vine around holly is actually hierophant green

  • @pacificgrim4661
    @pacificgrim4661 Před 5 lety +805

    Kakyoin: Your too young for me
    *(Confirms Kakyoin is obsessed with people in their 30's or 40's)*

    • @mranvil05
      @mranvil05 Před 5 lety +57

      He likes the momies

    • @pyrojinn
      @pyrojinn Před 5 lety +60

      People ain’t calling him a milf hunter for nothing

    • @utterclown1580
      @utterclown1580 Před 5 lety +1

      What do you mean 40's?

    • @IDK-yx2lr
      @IDK-yx2lr Před 5 lety +1

      @@utterclown1580 40-49 year old wamhen

    • @kingawsume
      @kingawsume Před 4 lety +2

      Kakyoin has always been a MILF hunter, smh

  • @moonstorm6831
    @moonstorm6831 Před 3 lety +73

    Holy: will you help me change my underwear to
    Nobody
    Literally no one
    Kakyoin: N O W T H I S L O O K S L I K E A J O B F O R M E

  • @superbux4523
    @superbux4523 Před 3 lety +17

    Man this is what the internet was meant for.

  • @susii3398
    @susii3398 Před 4 lety +1345

    My therapist: English ora ora doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you.
    English ora ora:

    • @pantyosashu8137
      @pantyosashu8137 Před 4 lety +58

      but it can hurt Stee- Oh sorry, DAN OF STEEL!

    • @xcalibur2582
      @xcalibur2582 Před 4 lety +21

      Nin10Boy 6464 his name is steely dan, and ‘Ora’ in English means ‘come on’

    • @susii3398
      @susii3398 Před 4 lety +20

      Yes Steely Dan was copyrighted. In the sub and dub he’s called Dan of Steel to avoid copyright issues. Also nice that you know what Ora means

    • @pantyosashu8137
      @pantyosashu8137 Před 4 lety +4

      Genji Plays Um no that’s Hora. Which is what Polnereff says

    • @susii3398
      @susii3398 Před 4 lety +7

      Honestly this whole chain is a train wreck

  • @ChernovGitz
    @ChernovGitz Před 5 lety +1930

    Now these arent your average jojokes... these are ADVANCED jojokes

  • @spiraculdaking2532
    @spiraculdaking2532 Před 3 lety +13

    I love the "Now this looks like a job for me!" from kakyoin, it gets me every bloody time! Timestamp is at 2:10 till 2:23

  • @fishinatube9028
    @fishinatube9028 Před 3 lety +20

    The Hole Horse part got me.

  • @Couldbedumber
    @Couldbedumber Před 4 lety +476

    Kakyoin thought of a whole ass new first name and all jotaro did was change it to Qtaro

    • @vario6492
      @vario6492 Před 4 lety +57

      Because he felt really QuTe that day~ 💕

    • @furthernerd
      @furthernerd Před 4 lety +32

      kakyoin was vibing bro

    • @mmmbababooey9271
      @mmmbababooey9271 Před 4 lety +22

      Actually thats an easter egg

    • @helmethead7406
      @helmethead7406 Před 4 lety +6

      @@mmmbababooey9271 isnt that suzie his grandma last name

    • @browniethesnivy
      @browniethesnivy Před 4 lety +26

      Araki has actually said that he intended for Kakyoin's given name to be read as "Tenmei," but due to differences in dialect his editors believed the kanji for his name was supposed to be read as "Noriaki." It's an allusion to that.

  • @thebadman2276
    @thebadman2276 Před 5 lety +841

    9:40
    Jotaro: Do you think this could be the work of an enemy stand?
    Joseph: PROBABLY NOT

    • @clip3844
      @clip3844 Před 5 lety +47

      Jotaro: is there a stand user in this boat?
      joseph: *PrObAbLy NoT*

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega Před 4 lety +6

      Joseph: Why does nobody understand when I’m joking?
      Jotaro: Getting real tired of your shit old man…

    • @shenboi9
      @shenboi9 Před 4 lety +2

      yes, I do believe that's what they said, thank you for reminding me of this dialogue.

  • @edoardoconti7162
    @edoardoconti7162 Před 3 lety +19

    holly: i was joking, i dont want you to change my underwear, dad.
    kakyoin: now that seems like a job for me
    ps im proud this comes above the stardust house in the youtube research bar

  • @blank-ou8vt
    @blank-ou8vt Před 3 lety +20

    1:00
    and he made himself kids with that 100 year old...
    chicken

  • @_nexus5943
    @_nexus5943 Před 3 lety +1140

    Ah yes, my favourite stand from JeJe's Bizorre Advontire
    [Star Fapinum]

    • @LostandFound4433
      @LostandFound4433 Před 3 lety +21

      dannyboy1765 look for Star Suckinum
      With Star and Hirophant Green

    • @jotarokujo9949
      @jotarokujo9949 Před 3 lety +12

      the hand and star tissuum

    • @localidiotnumber792
      @localidiotnumber792 Před 3 lety +3

      jejo's wacky travels

    • @cvbniles
      @cvbniles Před 3 lety +2

      @@jotarokujo9949 www.google.com/search?q=the+hand+jojo&safe=strict&client=opera-gx&hs=6aN&sxsrf=ALeKk01syTwmk4y2iEiT93a6d4nTnuitVg:1605295721080&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiWjtvJoIDtAhURQkEAHaDoD8gQ_AUoAXoECBQQAw&biw=1495&bih=734#imgrc=DzhlPhT3-ruFSM

    • @cvbniles
      @cvbniles Před 3 lety

      @@jotarokujo9949 www.google.com/search?q=the+hand+jojo&safe=strict&client=opera-gx&hs=6aN&sxsrf=ALeKk01syTwmk4y2iEiT93a6d4nTnuitVg:1605295721080&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiWjtvJoIDtAhURQkEAHaDoD8gQ_AUoAXoECBQQAw&biw=1495&bih=734#imgrc=DzhlPhT3-ruFSM

  • @darkie1909
    @darkie1909 Před 4 lety +1503

    Dio: “I REJECT MY HUMANITY”
    *holds furry mask*

  • @helikopter5419
    @helikopter5419 Před 3 lety +10

    9:54 Joseph thats litterally straizo when you shot him

  • @cubingnesse8785
    @cubingnesse8785 Před 3 lety +14

    This is the funniest shit i've ever seen (probably because it's 3 am and i have school tomorrow)

  • @jojo-7306
    @jojo-7306 Před 5 lety +629

    Avdol watching Tower of Gray write something:
    Tower of Gray: N-

  • @brittney6535
    @brittney6535 Před 4 lety +951

    I thought to myself “Gee, Jotaro sounds a lot like McCree” and then I learned that he is, in fact, McCree.

  • @mulky57
    @mulky57 Před 3 lety +5

    8:36 The evolution of Kars

  • @jotarokujo3603
    @jotarokujo3603 Před 3 lety +2

    I love how you finish with coming "soon" cause we all know what "soon" means and I appreciate the honesty.

    • @JackDuripper
      @JackDuripper  Před 3 lety +1

      Soon when compared to the age of the universe lol

  • @mistasfavouritememory2966
    @mistasfavouritememory2966 Před 4 lety +1855

    When kakyoin was introduced, I thought his stand was something like, “whatever I draw, becomes real.” It was bc of the red cut on the drawing of Jotaro

    • @solarwings1132
      @solarwings1132 Před 4 lety +55

      SAME! Mega disappointed

    • @miyuuuk
      @miyuuuk Před 4 lety +31

      The queen watches Jojo?

    • @averagecat4220
      @averagecat4220 Před 4 lety +29

      Your majesty The Queen of England. That's a little similar to what I though Za Warudo's ability was, I thought it was teleportation at first.

    • @mistasfavouritememory2966
      @mistasfavouritememory2966 Před 4 lety +21

      Who doesn’t lmfao

    • @samanthuhyuh
      @samanthuhyuh Před 4 lety +38

      kinda disappointed they only showed that once. it’s the same thing with star finger they only showed it once

  • @elective_1232
    @elective_1232 Před 5 lety +425

    7:30 "This is the real life, not fantasy." Said the man with the magic punch ghost, travelling to kill a vampire that stops time.

    • @Itsprincesweets
      @Itsprincesweets Před 5 lety +1

      They didnt know his stand power

    • @datpurplestuff7482
      @datpurplestuff7482 Před 4 lety +5

      T4piok4 it’s a joke

    • @alexstapleton6339
      @alexstapleton6339 Před 4 lety +2

      That’s the best way I’ve ever heard stands described

    • @detroviolet326
      @detroviolet326 Před 4 lety +4

      "This is real life, not fantasy"
      1. Some entitled brat becomes a vampire by wearing a mask and is beaten by magic breath
      2. 4 vampire strippers wake up from 10 000 year dream to find a magic rock and they get beaten by magic breathing too.
      3. 6 man and a dog travel in 50 days to Egypt to defeat a vampire by standing.
      4. Main character of "3" meets his gay uncle to beat up some bad guys to eventually beat exploding dude with an ambulance ALSO by standing.
      5. Italian drinks piss to join mafia to beat said mafia AGAIN with the power of standing.

    • @s-fang5520
      @s-fang5520 Před 4 lety

      pounders! And deflects Kakyoin's emerald splash

  • @eduard7251
    @eduard7251 Před 3 lety +4

    this whole video is a masterpiece

  • @naed4860
    @naed4860 Před 3 lety +14

    Joestar: exist
    Dio: And I took that personally

  • @dannykay618
    @dannykay618 Před 5 lety +1523

    And this folks, is why I had to do it

  • @roachxst
    @roachxst Před 4 lety +1105

    Yall Know Hol Horse ?
    Well meet his little brother Ful Ponie

    • @dirtydan4661
      @dirtydan4661 Před 4 lety +14

      Is that what somkey was looking at in part 2

    • @ChargeQM
      @ChargeQM Před 4 lety +14

      Partial Pony, you mean?

    • @LonesomeKrow
      @LonesomeKrow Před 4 lety +19

      And his father, Entire Equine.

    • @gamerroy4374
      @gamerroy4374 Před 4 lety +8

      And his cousin entire stallion

    • @roachxst
      @roachxst Před 4 lety

      @@dirtydan4661 uh ye

  • @goodbonestructure3396
    @goodbonestructure3396 Před 3 lety +4

    Dude, the "He punched my shark!" gets me all the time.

  • @K1R4SH1KE1
    @K1R4SH1KE1 Před 3 lety +1

    This video was so funny, I couldn’t stop laughing! The editing was great! 🤣😂🤩

  • @jakubsinakl5743
    @jakubsinakl5743 Před 4 lety +1214

    I think we're not asking the right questions... Did Jotaro ever buy the kid in the cabel car a new ice cream?

  • @TrueNargin
    @TrueNargin Před 4 lety +635

    5:17 Remember that one Stand user that made Dio's mansion a maze and just simply instantly died? Ya, me neither.

    • @emeraldz6744
      @emeraldz6744 Před 4 lety +4

      What even was his name?

    • @lmahu6627
      @lmahu6627 Před 4 lety +51

      @@emeraldz6744 Kenny G. Billie Jean in the dub (somehow).

    • @yikebot_5525
      @yikebot_5525 Před 4 lety +1

      What does tfw mean?

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 Před 4 lety +12

      Smokeysmo kedawg “that feel when” or sometimes “that face when”
      Basically used to suggest the appropriate expression made in response to a shocking or important event, whether it be an expression of joy, anger, despair, etc

    • @sonic15561
      @sonic15561 Před 4 lety +16

      His stand was Tenor Saxophone, despite the fact Kenny G mostly plays soprano and alto irl.

  • @typermeme5209
    @typermeme5209 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Im so grateful for theese videos man they made my childhood

    • @JackDuripper
      @JackDuripper  Před měsícem +1

      Damn am I old enough to be part of peoples' childhood now?

    • @dj-um7el
      @dj-um7el Před měsícem

      ​@JackDuripper
      Lol

  • @redboi6784
    @redboi6784 Před rokem

    OMG I'm so happy to finally find this video again, I thought I lost it forever

  • @Basher.G
    @Basher.G Před 5 lety +932

    You know how long it takes to shout "Magician's Reddo!"?

    • @zook3484
      @zook3484 Před 5 lety +40

      MAGICIANSREDDO

    • @blakewilliams8148
      @blakewilliams8148 Před 5 lety +19

      Especially since you have to say MAAAAAAGICIAAAAAAANS REEEEDDOOOOOO

    • @marcelinewarceline
      @marcelinewarceline Před 5 lety

      The normal speed is around 4 sec.

    • @jonathanc.5609
      @jonathanc.5609 Před 5 lety +11

      Not nearly as long as DIO's World. I mean seriously! It's only a couple seconds yet he can keep talking for several minutes!

    • @neth7826
      @neth7826 Před 5 lety +1

      @@jonathanc.5609 TIL DIO saying ZA WARUDOOOOO takes like 5 seconds damn

  • @PrinsaVossum
    @PrinsaVossum Před 5 lety +2523

    In Kakyoin's defense, Holly Kujo is *THICC*

  • @elvissali6702
    @elvissali6702 Před 3 lety +7

    Alternate title: Starduck Quacksaders

  • @zeldahirule8803
    @zeldahirule8803 Před rokem +4

    I never knew a jojo reference could be more of a fever-dream than jojo itself

  • @justbriskk
    @justbriskk Před 3 lety +834

    Ah yes my favorite stands in starduck cursaders: elephant green, blazakin red, poweeeeerrrrrrrr platnium, a literal vine, and a guy with a sword

    • @lazyliongames5858
      @lazyliongames5858 Před 3 lety +6

      Why has banana doppio gotten so famous lately

    • @bat-man_42069
      @bat-man_42069 Před 2 lety +1

      I like how the stand names get more wierder overtime

    • @aspect_dude2072
      @aspect_dude2072 Před 2 lety +1

      White red sun, konabus, sucks pisstol, hamok, vomparisem, sicking toe, bronze expired, are my favorite stamdo

    • @aperson-nb8wp
      @aperson-nb8wp Před 2 lety +1

      JJBA
      *but with guns*

    • @Dr.CharlieAlbright
      @Dr.CharlieAlbright Před 2 lety +1

      for the last one i would rather just shorten it to baguette

  • @polishka7529
    @polishka7529 Před 4 lety +879

    *I'm gonna say the L-word*
    *_LALI-HO_*

  • @OverloadedCreamCakes
    @OverloadedCreamCakes Před 3 lety

    i subscribed you bc ur funny memes where hilarious

  • @trippledriple6515
    @trippledriple6515 Před 2 lety

    I absolutely love this video! Make more pls!

  • @danielmiller5778
    @danielmiller5778 Před 4 lety +1630

    There aren’t many ytps that include Ted talks, but this was one I could appreciate because of it.

  • @arsyttava257
    @arsyttava257 Před 5 lety +324

    "This may sound strange"
    *"Y E S"*

  • @freye_guy
    @freye_guy Před 2 lety +7

    3:19 that was the most hilarious thing I've seen.

  • @Avdol_Fan
    @Avdol_Fan Před 2 lety

    Congrats on getting 90k subs

  • @Rudxain
    @Rudxain Před 4 lety +493

    10:52
    Polnareff: I thought I heard some crash back here...
    Random Bandicoot: *W O A H*

  • @Joshuagt34
    @Joshuagt34 Před 4 lety +726

    Omg I didn't even know this existed, I made the starduck crusaders joke at school but only make one joke
    Quackyoin

  • @susparia4724
    @susparia4724 Před 3 lety +4

    I see the person who created this is a man of culture

  • @swabbie5934
    @swabbie5934 Před 3 lety +3

    I'm still dying this is amazing.

  • @cerocero2817
    @cerocero2817 Před 4 lety +280

    "Jojo, your stand that's so precise that it just saved me through brain surgery could pierce the fuselage, this is a job for my stand which hability consists of throwing speeding projectiles everywhere."

  • @baksishsingh3072
    @baksishsingh3072 Před 4 lety +497

    whoever made this is a genius

  • @johnlouieatienza4364
    @johnlouieatienza4364 Před 2 lety

    this is amazing

  • @detectivedio7447
    @detectivedio7447 Před 2 lety

    You deserve a sub dude

  • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou

    I'm sorry but that town had about 1000 red flags even before they got there

  • @BakerWx
    @BakerWx Před 3 lety +1489

    I did the math on how fast Avdol would have had to be going to save Lolnareff.
    Based on my extensive calculations and in-depth analysis of every possible variable, including the likely muzzle velocity of The Emperor taking into account its ammunition’s caliber (which I’ve come to the conclusion is probably closest to a .357), I’ve made a rather surprising discovery...
    I’m not good enough at math to do this but it’s pretty clear that Avdol has superhuman speed

    • @FennKitFox
      @FennKitFox Před 3 lety +122

      Well, at a normal powder amount, a .357 goes at around 1450 meters per second, so already we have an issue, at most the distance between polnareff and the whole pony is AT MOST like 12 feet, probably less. ThIs means that it takes .008 seconds to reach polnareff, assuming 12 feet distance. THIS means that avdol has to, even to cover a single foot, needs to cover that distance in less than .008 seconds. Which keep in mind the speed to not only get to polnareff, but also the force of the impact, would kill them both, break the sound barrier, and likely tear both of them to shreds.
      Tl;DR
      Avdol travels faster than a quarter of a mile per second.

    • @diojoesturr7505
      @diojoesturr7505 Před 3 lety +46

      @@FennKitFox thats how he escaped me back in cario

    • @FennKitFox
      @FennKitFox Před 3 lety +17

      @@diojoesturr7505 probably

    • @koryfredrick1164
      @koryfredrick1164 Před 3 lety +39

      Also, considering that in that scene he comes right the fuck out of nowhere (seriously, neither Polnareff nor the complete equine noticed him at any point before the bullet was fired), he was probably goong EVEN FASTER, since he also has to cover the distance of whereever he started that tackle from

    • @pickyphysicsstudent201
      @pickyphysicsstudent201 Před 3 lety +12

      Its TV logic of how bullets/lasers are fired at speeds above mach-one but can be dodged with ease, despite there only being a milli-second to react.

  • @jhonnyhotbodei1986
    @jhonnyhotbodei1986 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I love the LA Noire section, genuinely hilarious

  • @Apollo_Vanron
    @Apollo_Vanron Před 2 lety +1

    I've watched this more times than I would like to admit.

  • @tysondennis1016
    @tysondennis1016 Před 4 lety +281

    The girls fighting are Groudon and Kyogre, and Jotaro is Rayquaza

  • @boneman9751
    @boneman9751 Před 4 lety +611

    *jojo has time stopping vampires and sexy Aztec gods*
    Kalyoin: this is reality, there are no mirror worlds

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 Před 4 lety +4

      I I guess that’s too much

    • @lazyliongames5858
      @lazyliongames5858 Před 3 lety +2

      Wait aztec gods? I thought it was Egyptian gods

    • @boneman9751
      @boneman9751 Před 3 lety +5

      lazylion games I’m talking about the pillar men

    • @lazyliongames5858
      @lazyliongames5858 Před 3 lety +1

      @@boneman9751 oh

    • @boneman9751
      @boneman9751 Před 3 lety +1

      lazylion games but you’re right, as well has murderous David Bowie and the god father if he was a mental patient

  • @urtooslow4415
    @urtooslow4415 Před 2 lety +1

    This is perfect!

  • @FishFishMackerel
    @FishFishMackerel Před rokem +1

    A bug stand: “HOLY SHIT OH GOD”
    A hotel that is filled with death and creepiness fog: “oh this is a nice place”

  • @STIRRUPLEATHER
    @STIRRUPLEATHER Před 5 lety +595

    If Kakyoin had lived, he probably would've renamed his stand 「JOJO’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON」

    • @Numbers225
      @Numbers225 Před 5 lety +11

      SPOILERS FUCK DUDE

    • @saiykuu
      @saiykuu Před 5 lety +46

      @@Numbers225 this entire video is spoilers

    • @danieltobin4498
      @danieltobin4498 Před 5 lety +5

      ...to be fair he’s not wrong

    • @Numbers225
      @Numbers225 Před 5 lety

      You gotta watch it in peicemeal.

    • @jetren5093
      @jetren5093 Před 5 lety +2

      Josuke's mom: I'm in danger.

  • @SKOOBER.
    @SKOOBER. Před 4 lety +553

    Punch a camera, and see a naked man...
    Hermit purple is interesting

    • @rocketgod6808
      @rocketgod6808 Před 4 lety +25

      Wrong part 3 video

    • @jessbian
      @jessbian Před 3 lety +9

      @@rocketgod6808 I don't think he tried referencing the JoJo but really really fast but just making a joke about how when Joseph uses his ability he finds DIO which look naked in the picture

    • @rocketgod6808
      @rocketgod6808 Před 3 lety +6

      NavakNavak that is what i was saying. Since this is Starduck crusaders and not really really fast

    • @omegast4r938
      @omegast4r938 Před 3 lety

      Hole Horse Emper *GUN!*

    • @boulderingguy3761
      @boulderingguy3761 Před 3 lety +6

      @@omegast4r938 Keicho Nijimura's Bad Company gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun

  • @menacinggoose9268
    @menacinggoose9268 Před 3 lety +3

    I can safely state that I was there.

  • @shalutosskratos1737
    @shalutosskratos1737 Před 3 lety

    This was great

  • @gdulcio88
    @gdulcio88 Před 4 lety +795

    Kakyoin: 20-MEtEr EmeRaLD SpLEssh
    Dio: more like S U C C M Y A S S

  • @mr.spleens7800
    @mr.spleens7800 Před 4 lety +539

    Stardust crusaders but the dust is just all the cocaine used when making this YTP

    • @thememingoflife1128
      @thememingoflife1128 Před 4 lety +5

      Did he kidnap a duck to do the work?

    • @justsomekidthatmakesyoutub1042
      @justsomekidthatmakesyoutub1042 Před 4 lety +3

      p r o b a b l y n o t .

    • @burryyyy
      @burryyyy Před 4 lety +1

      just some kid that makes youtube videos s o y o u r s a y I n g t h e r e s a p o s s I b i l i t y

    • @justsomekidthatmakesyoutub1042
      @justsomekidthatmakesyoutub1042 Před 4 lety +1

      i m p r o b a b l y n o t s a y i n g t h e r e s a p o s s i b i l i t y

    • @burryyyy
      @burryyyy Před 4 lety

      just some kid that makes youtube videos s o y o u r s a y I n g t h e r e s a p o s s I b i l i t y o f t h e r e b e I n g a p o s s i b i l i t y t h a t h e k I d n a p p e d a d u c k

  • @PS1Walter
    @PS1Walter Před rokem +3

    i watched this video and laughed at all of the gags at least 5 seconds late

  • @alonzohedgehog
    @alonzohedgehog Před 3 lety +2

    How much is DIO paying you to smoke?
    best line ever lol