Russell Howard's Good News - Series 7, Episode 5

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  • čas přidán 25. 05. 2017
  • Russell looks at teenage spies, a disappearing pen and the scariest story you'll ever hear.
    Watch new episodes of Russell Howard's Good News every Thursday at 10pm on BBC Two.
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Komentáře • 526

  • @wtaffam
    @wtaffam Před 4 lety +260

    "I'll take my glove off to shake your hand"
    Weird how things change..

  • @kelsiestringer7124
    @kelsiestringer7124 Před 4 lety +601

    '... Played his Trump card'
    Me : if only you knew......

    • @thunderking2456
      @thunderking2456 Před 4 lety +8

      Tell me why I looked in the comments to see if anyone else noticed, go to newest comments, there you are top of the list

    • @kelsiestringer7124
      @kelsiestringer7124 Před 4 lety

      @@thunderking2456 idk, I don't scroll the comments, just say what I think.

    • @kelsiestringer7124
      @kelsiestringer7124 Před 4 lety

      Chill

    • @bagely_
      @bagely_ Před 4 lety +1

      Aaaand that’s a copy of my comment

    • @kelsiestringer7124
      @kelsiestringer7124 Před 4 lety

      @@bagely_ didn't realise, I don't scroll comments, I put what I think, I'm sorry but I didn't realise

  • @someguy2291
    @someguy2291 Před 4 lety +388

    When Boris Johnson said very nice he sounded like emperor palpatine

  • @endlesslytired
    @endlesslytired Před 7 lety +115

    This is my favorite mystery guest by far xD

  • @albertperry8577
    @albertperry8577 Před 5 lety +180

    I love the fact that no hairnets or plastic shower-cappy things for them-no, they're English butchers, they use special white netted trilbys! It's marvelous!

    • @AshCinder
      @AshCinder Před 4 lety +10

      alepi I never realised that! To me it’s just normal. Do butchers in other countries not wear white hats?

  • @liligh
    @liligh Před 4 lety +377

    Russel I discovered you by accident last year and I genuinely love your humor, your boyish face and your intellect.

    • @actuallytord
      @actuallytord Před 4 lety +9

      Not man like face, simply, boyish.

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 Před 4 lety +8

      And his Russtiddies

    • @NigelFarageForPM
      @NigelFarageForPM Před 4 lety +2

      whast, you typed in russel brand or sumthing? XD

    • @liligh
      @liligh Před 4 lety +2

      @@NigelFarageForPM you DO know that not everyone is British, right?

    • @NigelFarageForPM
      @NigelFarageForPM Před 4 lety +1

      @@liligh um yeah.. why?

  • @DariyusKabraji
    @DariyusKabraji Před 5 lety +378

    A blind ninja? They’ve gone and tasered Matt Murdock

  • @lykaidaethesecond6746
    @lykaidaethesecond6746 Před 4 lety +116

    There was someone who was drunk and started cutting into pineapples and yelling “i know you’re in here somewhere, Spongebob!”

    • @abbylucas9239
      @abbylucas9239 Před 4 lety +1

      lol

    • @humzah_
      @humzah_ Před 4 lety +4

      That is from one of those funniest texts ever videoslol

    • @anyathepanther7977
      @anyathepanther7977 Před 4 lety +1

      "wheeze"
      What did he want from Spongebob???🤣🤣🤣

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 Před 4 lety +1

      I think I actually heard that somewhere. Still funny.

  • @nuclear_war_games
    @nuclear_war_games Před 4 lety +103

    2:26 Definitely how "The Kingsman" was made!

  • @gamingfreak2821
    @gamingfreak2821 Před 4 lety +47

    Alan is definitely one of the best guests to have come on to this show, hes amazing and is funny asf 😂

    • @tommunism8778
      @tommunism8778 Před 3 lety

      Agreed

    • @bil8647
      @bil8647 Před 8 měsíci

      Yes, and his delivery of the one liners had me in stiches.

  • @thebigoneonly
    @thebigoneonly Před 4 lety +46

    there is always time for some Russell Howard humour in my evenings.

  • @yingyang3769
    @yingyang3769 Před 4 lety +173

    Watching this to forget about corona

  • @Polarisprism
    @Polarisprism Před 7 lety +72

    when the sausages were barbecued everyone was like: mmmhhh!
    when the sausages were made the audience was like: eww!

  • @darkenedgaming320
    @darkenedgaming320 Před 7 lety +182

    Andrew Ryan is actually hilarious lol

    • @rhysyyyyyyyyyyyyy
      @rhysyyyyyyyyyyyyy Před 4 lety +8

      Darkened Gaming what the fuck have you done with my money
      Brian

    • @Lilly-vz2un
      @Lilly-vz2un Před 3 lety +3

      Each to their own I suppose

    • @HolyGoddessMotherAnne
      @HolyGoddessMotherAnne Před 2 lety +4

      Wait he actually exists and didn't run a city under the sea in the 1960s for a free society?

    • @specialpatrolgroup92
      @specialpatrolgroup92 Před 2 lety +1

      @@HolyGoddessMotherAnne I was just about to Google the name, I KNEW I knew it from somewhere:)

  • @BangtansMomma
    @BangtansMomma Před 4 lety +62

    I always laugh when watching Russell 😂 I just can’t help myself , he’s always hilarious 🤣

    • @bronwyngray8682
      @bronwyngray8682 Před 2 lety +5

      Russell Howard is my favorite comedian of all time

  • @ron4212
    @ron4212 Před 7 lety +39

    That old man is amazing

  • @kharon3782
    @kharon3782 Před 4 lety +28

    Just imagine what it was like to be that blind man walking down the road and suddenly just everything seizing your fallen down

  • @ellamoss3526
    @ellamoss3526 Před 4 lety +25

    I hope Russell Howard Make a whole series on Netflix 💕#so cool 😎

  • @alishaogwuru1178
    @alishaogwuru1178 Před rokem +2

    The fact I was watching this as a kid on Tv, to still watching this now as a 22 year old. Also the 'Very Nice' video, I forgot all about that XD

  • @BonJody
    @BonJody Před 2 lety +11

    I'm American, I have an aunt named Francis, she goes by Fanny, I can't say her name without laughing now that I've watched so many British shows.

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee Před 2 lety +12

    absolutely fab!! LOL And Ryan was hilarious. boy, do i love Irish speech - somehow it changes the whole feel of the set. great show! this my second day of my Russell Howard discovery :) and i’m still binging. 😋🌷🌱

  • @glenlay
    @glenlay Před 4 lety +18

    I’ve been a fan of RW for many years and just like a good bottle of wine he’s matured rather nicely, he’s brilliant timing and visual expressions and vocal attributes are star status. Thanks for many hours if laughter 😂🤣😂
    24th of May 2020 🇬🇧

  • @Christiantheforestdweller

    Alan's cheeky remarks where hilarious 😂

  • @ziggyzoo9335
    @ziggyzoo9335 Před 4 lety +14

    13:40 his 5 point plan only has four points! 🤣

  • @irisalan3018
    @irisalan3018 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Ryan is sooo lovely I wish to see more of him as well

  • @cindymcclain3309
    @cindymcclain3309 Před 4 lety +8

    Just wanted to say thanks for the giggles! You and your mom bring alot of joviality to my wotld.

  • @alveolate
    @alveolate Před 7 lety +26

    anyone else gonna try that shtick with your bank? lmao

  • @barbaralyons3978
    @barbaralyons3978 Před rokem +3

    As an old American woman, I just can't get enough of Russell Howard; even though half the time I have no idea who or what he is talking about. It makes no difference I still laugh. He reminds me of John Stewart.

  • @talscorner3696
    @talscorner3696 Před 2 lety +2

    The Knob Goblin had me in stitches xD

  • @SuperSaiyan46Gohan
    @SuperSaiyan46Gohan Před 3 lety +5

    Who is watching this during this pandemic & misses these times were you can go to Russell Howard gig(or any gig) without wearing masks or social distancing.
    I miss those days 😭😅.

  • @hunterstalls6370
    @hunterstalls6370 Před 7 lety +47

    This was amazing

  • @Shari466
    @Shari466 Před 2 lety +4

    Thank you Russell. You're comedy even shows from years ago have kept me sane for the past 6 years. 👍❤

  • @88LaurenJade
    @88LaurenJade Před 4 lety +12

    ' Allan , I Love Your Sausage '

    • @ShAmcCANN
      @ShAmcCANN Před 4 lety +1

      “It’s the finest thing I’ve ever tasted”

  • @Mustis91
    @Mustis91 Před 4 lety +18

    26:50 ..well done Russel..never get a guy who's funnier than you..

  • @hannahryan9678
    @hannahryan9678 Před 4 lety +37

    can’t badmouth ryanair, they’re our family andrew

  • @asterix7842
    @asterix7842 Před 2 lety +4

    Andrew Ryan’s bit about the call from his bank was hilarious.

  • @heidi1477
    @heidi1477 Před 4 lety +15

    2:30 this is a mood

  • @sammie578
    @sammie578 Před 6 lety +19

    I'm ashamed to say that pen story is from my local news...Christ San Diego's ridiculous!

  • @jameshickey1294
    @jameshickey1294 Před rokem +1

    10/2022= Russell is a national treasure- absolute top man...🤣

    • @adamatch9624
      @adamatch9624 Před rokem

      Nah he’s shit now he’s to political

  • @danshep7794
    @danshep7794 Před 4 lety +57

    Bet the blind man didn’t see that coming

    • @scarlettbugler8848
      @scarlettbugler8848 Před 3 lety +1

      I am blind and after reading your comment I could not believe what I was seeing this is so rude
      😂🙃

    • @elliotreeves2725
      @elliotreeves2725 Před 3 lety +1

      How could u read it if ur blind

    • @scarlettbugler8848
      @scarlettbugler8848 Před 3 lety +1

      @@elliotreeves2725 that's the joke 😂👌

  • @danyalmalik3972
    @danyalmalik3972 Před 4 lety +18

    25:10 well played Howard, well played

  • @trinitycrosby7911
    @trinitycrosby7911 Před 4 lety +32

    Did you here that man's back crack from the frozen pool?

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 Před 4 lety +1

      I heard it. Sounded like it hurt a bit.

    • @1nfinitune533
      @1nfinitune533 Před 4 lety

      I think my ass CLENCHED from that

    • @davidhunt1350
      @davidhunt1350 Před 2 lety

      yeah I think he landed pretty fuckin hard on that poor collar bone too.

  • @Robustacap
    @Robustacap Před 4 lety +11

    Deception is the greatest weapon of a ninja, I think the police knew.

  • @bagely_
    @bagely_ Před 4 lety +85

    13:38 Obama played his ‘Trump’ card 😂🤔😂

    • @lorrainea4185
      @lorrainea4185 Před 4 lety +9

      I so miss Obama. Such a class act. So sad that it’s gone from such class to a piece of shit.

    • @bagely_
      @bagely_ Před 3 lety

      Lorraine A yeah

  • @dariuspk2850
    @dariuspk2850 Před 7 lety +20

    I just dubbed and got notifications for the episode

  • @TheSassi14
    @TheSassi14 Před 4 lety +8

    A true ninja doesn't need sight

  • @shilohlily8430
    @shilohlily8430 Před 4 lety +11

    "Opened a theft investigation for a pen"
    "NO! NOT "Sorry Annie". We passed "Sorry Annie" EIGHT PENS AGO."

  • @stillgod2250
    @stillgod2250 Před 7 lety +8

    judging sausages on humpday.
    *HAHAHAHA*

  • @BirbyReads007
    @BirbyReads007 Před 6 lety +25

    8:37 , and so we know russell will over use that forever.

  • @CeciliaCameron-df9he
    @CeciliaCameron-df9he Před 8 měsíci +1

    I came across you by mistake a month ago. I really enjoy your humour.

  • @Bethgael
    @Bethgael Před 4 lety +27

    Stole a pen? Annie Edison is that you?

  • @matthewguthrie3989
    @matthewguthrie3989 Před rokem +3

    Andrew Ryan is just hilarious. 😂

  • @anthonymcgrath570
    @anthonymcgrath570 Před 4 lety +3

    Buddy, I too discovered you on Facebook, I certainly know funny, some of your fellow comedians don't make me laugh, but mate u are brilliant, I work in a supermarket in Australia, Tasmania, and if I had your courage to do stand up, I think I would b just as funny as u, I take my hat off to u because your style is brilliant, love it mate, love it !

  • @nicholaskoscinski5517
    @nicholaskoscinski5517 Před 3 lety +1

    I was watching this episode while eating sausage, that was a very immersive experience ;D

  • @Damien_Paxton
    @Damien_Paxton Před 4 lety +5

    7:18 “The Toothfairy’s fucking lost it”!

  • @helenm2169
    @helenm2169 Před 3 lety

    thanks for cheering me up xxxxxxxxxxx

  • @megandunn498
    @megandunn498 Před 4 lety +3

    😂😂😂fucking love this and Andrew at the end omg lol

  • @saidimbouh7359
    @saidimbouh7359 Před 3 lety

    Thanks . Realy needed that

  • @eileenfairbrother2750

    I love your show Russell so different how do remember all that love you

  • @Zach90888
    @Zach90888 Před 4 lety +4

    Alan is a legend!

  • @Torvikholm
    @Torvikholm Před 4 lety +2

    English inuendo is just the best!

  • @potatomilk4936
    @potatomilk4936 Před 4 lety +28

    I've seen the pregnant lady statue. It's weird

    • @JDK172
      @JDK172 Před 3 lety

      I’ve seen that statue too. Thankfully they showed her best side.

  • @StudyWithFai
    @StudyWithFai Před 4 lety +4

    7:20 I actually spat out my drink

  • @lukemcellin8736
    @lukemcellin8736 Před 3 lety

    One of if no the best stand-up comedians in the world

  • @David-bu4cl
    @David-bu4cl Před 8 měsíci

    That bank story was absolutely hilarious.

  • @dotsyt7765
    @dotsyt7765 Před 4 lety +20

    “If you put ya willy in the wrong hole”

  • @ChewyChampion236
    @ChewyChampion236 Před 4 lety +19

    Me when I found out what sausage cases where made of. 😨 I'm still not vegetarian

  • @charlescrosswhite4845

    That sausage bit is a masterpiece.😁

  • @sumayyasalam6768
    @sumayyasalam6768 Před 4 lety +2

    U gotta love the aussies😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @andreaskarlsson5251
    @andreaskarlsson5251 Před rokem

    That phone call was absolutely brilliant. xD

  • @anthonyrothwell1353
    @anthonyrothwell1353 Před rokem

    14:46 the most awkward handshake ever the way russ pulls his hand back 😂💀

  • @mynamemyname5443
    @mynamemyname5443 Před 6 lety +14

    Oh Russel you want to see a blind ninja.... watch the movie Blind Fury with of course our great actor Rutger Hauer ..... keep up mate .......

    • @DeadBore
      @DeadBore Před 4 lety +1

      Or just Daredevil 😂

    • @twat3789
      @twat3789 Před 4 lety

      Fuck that, ms Browns Boys de movie has a troupe of them

  • @anyathepanther7977
    @anyathepanther7977 Před 4 lety +4

    "the tooth Fairey fuckin lost it!"
    "I" fuckin lost it!

  • @sym3602
    @sym3602 Před 4 lety +1

    Is it just me or is good news waayyyyy better the russle Howard hour

  • @dana.j9062
    @dana.j9062 Před rokem

    You judge peoples sausages? lol
    That was epic 😎

  • @truebornseeker9767
    @truebornseeker9767 Před 4 lety +6

    “Let’s go straight bashin!”
    That... is me tho- come near my goblin forest, I dare you

  • @Futuretense101
    @Futuretense101 Před 6 lety +1

    I am so totally done LMAO!!!

  • @francissummers8730
    @francissummers8730 Před 3 lety +2

    One more question if someone has stolen your phone ......
    How are you going to ring the police ????👮

  • @MelindaChovexani
    @MelindaChovexani Před 4 lety +2

    I need one of those hats that's awesome XD

  • @hannahsimpson317
    @hannahsimpson317 Před 7 lety

    *amazing*

  • @rhyleybenson3906
    @rhyleybenson3906 Před 4 lety +7

    I JUST EAT SOME SCOTCHED EGGS AND NOW I DONT FEEL WELL OH OW

  • @itsjemmabond
    @itsjemmabond Před 4 lety

    I miss this show

  • @beshoy9150
    @beshoy9150 Před 7 lety +7

    37:00 I'm dead

    • @beshoy9150
      @beshoy9150 Před 7 lety +1

      I think I peed my self a bit

  • @icebergwalrus7775
    @icebergwalrus7775 Před 4 lety

    recommend 3 years later
    gonna waste the rest of the night watching it
    how much you ask
    yes

  • @emmypxnn4163
    @emmypxnn4163 Před 2 lety

    Honoured to give u a high five at one of your shows 😎

  • @DiamondBones007
    @DiamondBones007 Před 2 lety

    omg, that irish dude at the end was so good, that lil shit lol

  • @ButterNutSqwoosh
    @ButterNutSqwoosh Před 2 lety

    Great comic at the end 😵😂😵😂😵

  • @joannamaria1353
    @joannamaria1353 Před 4 lety

    Fu@#ing brilliance Mr Howard

  • @SR71ABCD
    @SR71ABCD Před 2 lety +3

    5:51 Sheets are White and so are the Guests.
    I spat out my coke when I saw that clip.

  • @Gusweb98
    @Gusweb98 Před 3 lety

    7:07 my friends shared this to me last year, I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @AvMaximusUK
    @AvMaximusUK Před 4 lety +3

    At 4:24 thats my local town centre.. what a coincidense

  • @eggstien_plays9643
    @eggstien_plays9643 Před rokem

    This is so funny 🤣

  • @marcflatters5792
    @marcflatters5792 Před 2 lety +1

    Anyone else notice Andrew Ryan looks a lil like Irish comedian Ardal o'Hanlon?

  • @ITSYABOY994
    @ITSYABOY994 Před 3 lety

    The way he shakes hands left handed 🥴

  • @cannaweallgetalong7168
    @cannaweallgetalong7168 Před rokem +1

    Wonderful fun watching Russell stuff sausages. Lol Andrew Ryan was hilarious. But damn the ads were annoying.

  • @themightyspeeed1134
    @themightyspeeed1134 Před 2 lety

    The knobgoblin 😂😂

  • @chelski9506
    @chelski9506 Před 4 lety +4

    Imagine a double episode of glee though

  • @odettepross2435
    @odettepross2435 Před rokem

    the goat 🤣🤣

  • @pierregirard1970
    @pierregirard1970 Před 10 měsíci

    Alan is sooooo funny!

  • @tanyaperlina4921
    @tanyaperlina4921 Před rokem

    My husband's favorite news today was tropical storm :-)